fuck man.
- Credits -
Director: Guts
Producers: Corkus and Griffith
Writers: Rickert and Casca
Editor: Hapygourious
Sex Man: Pippin
- Cast -
Hapygourious
Weenop
Greirat
- CAMEO -
-poopsaibot
- Yeloki
-alex cytonox
-hunterxprx
- Special Boni -
RE4 HD Mod: www.re4hd.com
RE2 OG HD Mod: www.reshdp.com/re2/
Capcom owns all of this shit not us.
TIMESTAMPS FROM HELL
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0:00 - Ranking begins
1:39 - 13. MICKEY MOISE CLUBHOUSE
6:13 - Purple wheel rolls up
8:52 - 12. Sneedr
13:21 - WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
14:55 - KRAUSER ALERT
16:23 - 11. KILLER CLOWNS FROM HELL
17:42 - 10. Jesus Christ returns to earth
29:15 - soldier boy “beat my meat into a cup” the movie Hindi 1080p
31:08 - 9. Godzilla Raids Again
41:09 - 8. Alvin Simon Theodore die
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46:58 - NOLAN I AM AT CHURCH
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49:37 - cody rhides wwe return 430p
50:58 - 7. rickert steps in for the video
53:24 - lactation
55:09 - 6. Blew (Bleach)
1:05:51 - 5. wait what
1:19:31 - Elmo’s last mission
1:20:37 - 4. CONNOR IS COMING
1:28:00 - 3. JILL NUDE MOD REVIEW
1:32:28 - i need corn
1:36:44 - 2. YEEEAAHHHHHHHH
1:45:07 - i can’t get it out
1:47:06 - 1. Resident Evil: Survivor
1:53:25 - TYLER1 SCREAMING AAHH HELP
With the release of the new re8 dlc and the upcoming re4 remake, this tier list was very required.
1:51:30 - I love how during the segment with Ashley you have Spongebob music playing, and it being coincidence that her VA voices Sandy.
i can fix her
HOLY SHIT!!!!! This has to be the work on an enemy stand how was I not aware of this information I'm a no lifer
@@theredscum4202 It's pretty common information.👍 Nothing wrong with missing something though.
Rebecca being trapped in RE0 will always be the most tragic part of the series for me
that buildup to nemesis was phenomenal, i loved every second of it
The original game's? Yeha it was amazing
Truly phenomenal video, from the writing to the editing. Watched the Devil May Cry ranking video over the course of three days, now binging this one. I sincerely hope you keep up the amazing work, because at this pace I'm gonna need a new 3.5 hour video by Monday. love you bye
maybe not by monday but soon
your content has so much passion behind it, wishing you the exposure you deserve!
say what you will about Re3R but Carlos is the goddamn man.
never said he wasn’t, i just wish he was in a finished game
@@BRAINALERT same
"It's like they took the guy off the street of LA" Not too far off, Capcom in the 90's, at least for RE1, literally picked up the first native English speakers off the streets and put them in the studio
Jack Brauer feels like Nicolas Cage is chasing you in his most mad roles. And that's great.
The mods kill me everytime. It’s so funny to expect some characters then BAMM Dante or Wesker
RE3 remake Vergil jumpscare
The whole thing with Ethan feels different when being a father/uncle.
Fair enough.
Nothing in Resident Evil history frightened me more than the mutated baby from "Village." You're in a dark cramped basement and you can't access your weapons and you have to memorize where the hiding spots are and if it even touches you, you're baby food. It plays out a lot like the Sherry segment of the R E 2 remake. And I don't know what I hated more, the Sherry arc or Ada's. When you were talking about R E Village, I believe I hear music from Castlevania SOTN.
Yeah the baby house went full psychological horror and it is absolutely my favorite part of the game for that, the only part of the series to actually rattle me besides the bug lady in RE 7, but that’s just cuz flies freak me out.
I was one of the people who was very excited and hopeful for the RE3 remake because of the remake of 2. Pretty much thought it was a given that Nemesis would behave like Mr. X in that, constantly roaming around and actively hunting you. That was the first big letdown, when I realize he was completely scripted, and then the disappointments just kept piling up. Edit: And the real funny thing about the Revelations games is they were supposed to be the connection that explains the massive jump between the ending of Code Veronica's story and RE5's story, essentially how things got to that point and fill in other plot holes and fix contradicitons in 5 to the rest of the series. But then the devs apparently just forgot that was the point and the story of Rev 1 was completely irrelevant and Rev 2 just went bugnuts insane.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FIR SO LONG YEEEEEEEE-
Dang that's a shame, I actually really like RE Zero... but then again I also love the Ghosts 'n Goblins games so that might just be me. Regardless, W video as is to be expected from you, can't wait for the next one in 6 months, keep up the good work.
rome was not built in a day my friend
@@BRAINALERT Too true
I really wish they'd remake 0, a game with genuine points of contention over 4, a game everyone already considers legendary
@@cryguy0000 That would do it some good, just brining back Rebecca would be awesome
You guys are like the cynotox guys if they were utterly unhinged. Five stars, subbed and liked
Satan, The Devil
Again, truly great, to think you'd start with the spin off of Resident Evil before coming to Racoon City and talking about which one is the greatest, I love Resident Evil 2 so much that when they remade it, I bought it over everything that year
I just found your channel and i fucking love your vids already bro. Reminds me of youtubers i used to watch years ago. looking forward to see you grow.
Holy crap keep them coming
BANGER love your ranking vids just finished the DMC one and this just dropped, life is good.
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Must’ve been taking some kind of drugs with these time stamp titles 😂
I need corn
@@SlorpSlurp my right hand can’t survive without it
Another fucking banger please keep this up
Absolutely no clue how you placed Revelations 2 and 8 so high, Revelations 2 feels like a Chinese mobile knockoff, and 8 feels as watered down as ordering a shot at a strip club Despite that, top tier quality video, hope you made some more one day
more is on the way
Not A Hero would been saved for me if we played as HUNK.
Yall need more subs. I think I'm gonna have to step in.
welcome
Rev 2 softlock on final stage can be fix with a little bit of research. Lock game to 30fps on setting and restart game. This bug only acure when you die or reload on final boss stage and nerver patch. Even some basic feature like reset inventory on newgame is missing for some reason.
It’s 4am and today is my birthday. Was playing RE6 earlier with a friend and got in an RE mood. Stumbled upon your channel for the first time and man. You deserve more subs! You definitely earned mine and as long as this quality keeps up I plan on coming back. Editing? Superb Voice? Soothing Comedy? Very funny Opinions? Valid Better ingredients? Better pizza, papa johns.
happy belated birth daye sir
@@BRAINALERT thank you good sir 🫡
Another banger video
man your edits are fucking amazing, we def need a re4 boss ranking vid
no, but one of our employees made a whole video on it
Joe Baker is a legitimate Chad.
he’s just like me
@@BRAINALERT Fr fr
Mr X walks in the room with his own theme music playing. X GON GIVE IT TO YA! FUCK WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YOUR OWN CAUSE X GON DELIVER TO YA!
@@LegendaryDarkKnight602 We NEED a Resident Evil fighting game for this exact encounter.
this is the best video of all time
The Wesker mod as Chris is so sick 😂
I'm digging the metal intermissions
Quality video ! Thank you !
The fruits of my labor are complete
We are proud of you Hapygourious
Interesting to see a newcomer's perspective EDIT: lmao perfect explanation of RE6 EDIT2: You've to mash dpad when grabbed by Nemesis. The grab only kills when low hp iirc so just heal
Also since you featured a bit of ninja gaiden in the video, will you make a video about this series as well?
hehehehgoghoogohohhahahagga……..uuhhhhhhhhh idk ;)
@@BRAINALERT Funny. I'll be waiting for that video when you're ready.
oh shit, Action Bronson? Chairman’s Intent? such a banger track, plus RE? a great combo man!
The reason nemesis had no rocket launcher during the clock tower fight is because you didn’t jump out of the window of the train when given the choice. If you jump out the window you will enter the clock tower from the side and find freeze rounds which are insanely effective against Nemesis during the battle which on my first play through of the game helped me beat him on my first try. Also if you don’t use the brakes but instead jump out the window, Carlos won’t help you in the fight with nemesis and thus won’t be able to destroy his rocket launcher
Soooo resident evil bosses ranked when? Loved this vid btw
never
@@BRAINALERT damn😔
@@theghost358 Elden ring boss ranking instead
@@BRAINALERT Yes Sir!!!
Do you have a music list anywhere? I was gonna ask for one specific song but I keep hearing bangers 😅
Unfortunately no, we made the video so long ago that we don’t remember many of the songs, Try timestamping certain parts and maybe we can tell you which songs we used
24:34 Gunther Supremacy
"Longest 5 hour game" Lmao i beat it like 8 times in 2 and a half hours
lmao what fun you must’ve had
What song is that at 15:30 during the krauser alert shit goes hard
Murderer by impending doom kzhead.info/sun/mrWPg7htrJSbh6M/bejne.html we found it from Killing floor 2 which also goes hard as fuck
I really need to gain muscles and money. I have never thought about doing that before.
a little late but nemesis has 2 grab attacks the first one will never kill you, but will deal more damage if you dont smash buttons, the second one he only does if you are low on hp and that will always kill you
that greirat fella sure is something!
that greirat fella be sounding monotone as hell
@@brainhostgumbly0619 i would be too if i was playing re5
hey hapygourious what do you think of the 2009 action-sci-fi movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine
no joke i’ve watched it at least 30 times
@@hapygourious39 review every movie ever created next!
@@swagmoney40 i’ll start with the black butler
Where you get the thumbnail pic from?
How the hell do you have only 157 subscribers ??
ronald
What's the song you used for the KRAUSER moment
kzhead.info/sun/ZLSEiamgsZWshX0/bejne.html from killing floor 2
44:13 why is there a shot of Buried from BO2
we love buried
true the last boss in revelations i think we can all agree is cool
BRUH. I completely forgot about Outbreak. I was young as hell (single digits) but I remember playing and thinking it was the coolest.
Would DMC be Resis child as it spawned from a cut build?
bael....
Ahh man I love your videos but I was hoping to actually hear why you didn’t vibe with RE6. Still a pretty good list though
Holy shit man your fucking hilarious the re3 nemesis section of the vid fucking got me
At least you don’t complain about stupid shit like some channels do I gotta respect your opinions
Nemesis in og re3 is hardest boss in re history but it's a top 5 re game
13:21 apandah jumpscare
If you use the shop you can beat Re3R in like an hour on nightmare
He ranks RE games and starts off by saying he never played RE3 original??? Wtf it’s a main line entry
1:52:03 but can they rival bael, and his brudda dagon
1:52:41 mindblowing sentence
On a real note i disagree with like everything yall said but this was still an entertaining asf video so subbed
54:16 Tyrone???? 😂😂😂😂😂
1:08:17 bach no mozart
texas: hey did somwbody order a dead clown me: yeah one comong up soon
When does greirat start talking?
whos asking
arkansas: wont tell me here the fckng happygorian is me: ok, this is where the fun begind
While I don't agree with much of the ranking, the commentary in this video goes way too hard. King shit
No body ever respects resi 6 :( I guess I'll just be here comboing zombies and counter smashing all by myself wile dancing with my sniper rifle for a quick headshot blast.
How tf do y'all have so few subs?
the channel they don’t want you to see
@@BRAINALERT well I found it subbed n now they can't stop me.
Res 7 shoulda been much higher Def top 3 imo
boar
I think it's better to look at revelations series at a multiplayer perspective is pretty good.and a looter shooter.but not a single player😊 during those years left 4 dead was a craze.
RE3 isn't a full on survival horror game like 1 and 2 but at the same its not a full on action game like 4-6 so who is it made for? Me. Its made for me
RE1 and 2 (original and remakes) will always be the best... Everything else just doesn't hit the spot. Everything else feels like an experiment.
Heisenberg factory=HAPPYGROIUS HOUSE like if you also think so
charge you4r power hapygorian august 23 im coming nprtheast
Did the guy get his kids back?
which one several men have lost children
@@BRAINALERT the guy who's wife came back
@@theantagonist2960 LOL he’s lost a lot
Did you mistakenly put RE Outbreak ahead Remake 1? Lol seems like you hated it based on the review
outbreak doesn’t count as Hapygourious said in the intro………………….or does it? 😈
I know they often have these semi out of order and make the lists for fun, but Resistance over RE5? My brother in christ what are you smoking? RE5 is WAY better than fucking RESISTANCE
yea sorry it’s just better lol, totally counts in the ranking
Leon saved re6 tbh
For me I’d rate them 7 < 8
Re3 is easily beaten in an hour but it’s a great game
Nah I got to halfway through and you put re7 in the middle that’s so fucked up I can’t even watch the rest man.
I cured Zoe
thank u slime
Wait Resistance is a better buy than RE³/make and the Revelations games? Idk man...
no, that does not count for good reason
@@BRAINALERT it's placing in the video is lowkey confusing, my g ,but I think I getchu
In that nemesis fight there's the choise of pushing the brake in the cable cart or jump out the window. Depending on what you chose it will trigger the cutscene of Carlos breaking his bazooka.
Dino crisis is best RE game, don't even try to argue me, u can't
"Most" - Why not all? it isn't like there are infinite RE games.
both me and weenop nearly collapsed and are now fucking tired of re - HG
@@BRAINALERT wow hard workers right there, be careful, you might break your backs
@@CarloGoiff666 help
Sorry to say this but if that’s your ultrakill gameplay you need to learn the game. Except for the SSS clip
i play like calla duty
@@BRAINALERT you gotta play like doom eternal but more chaotic
while the comment is a joke i play UK like Devil may cry like the devs intended
53:26 WHA- Yea No Yea Ok Nope No I may be open minded to the rest of the ranking but why is this piece of shit so high on the damn list I figured resi 6 was gonna be at the bottom truthfully but that’s considering I forgot this game Actually umbrella Corp hasn’t been mentioned yet either Any of those 3 games would settle last on the ranking list so please explain why resistance is practically middle of the list Actually don’t I don’t care . Ok I am actually watching and listening to you talk mad shit about this game which Yaknow understandable but I don’t understand how you could put it over every other game that you mentioned I mean revelations are alright truthfully but they’re not worse than resistance
Since you clearly didn’t watch the first couple minutes i will explain to you again. The RE backlog is not ranked alongside the main games mostly due to the fact that some of them cannot compare to the numbered entries. The reason Hapygorious added the RE backlog was so we could compensate for the lack of games we added after we realized how much of a tall order ranking these games were. Especially in the style we wanted to present them in.
@@BRAINALERT then it’s not really a ranking is it It’s more of a review of these RE games in whatever order you decided to talk about
@@cheesydanishgaming3333 no the Backlog is not but the main ranking is a ranking
@@BRAINALERT my mistake then idk how I missed this Also I may have worded my whole rant in a wrong tone so I hope you didn’t get the wrong impression cuz I feel like I came off as assholish when I didn’t mean to be, I was legit just speaking my mind I do actually love rankings/reviews like this cuz it’s interesting to hear different opinions that opens my eyes to stuff I never really paid attention to or sometimes just think is wrong So yea sorry if I came off as a bit of a dickhead
Id love some elaboration on Resi 6. Having gameplay thats an upgrade from Resi 5, A story more wacky than even Revelation, And the best Resi has looked outside of REngine. I think its hugely slept on.
RE3 might be short but i'd still rather play it 4 times than play RE6 once. Edit: Okay this list is actually kinda dogshit.
i love you
You are hating on re3 1999, you just don’t know how to click the aim button and fire button to dodge enemy attacks especially from nemesis
NONONONO THE MOUTHER!!!!!!! WATCH OUT MOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! i was the mouth all along
you are hating on the croods 2013, you just don’t know how it’s the best cinematic masterpiece since morbious…
Skill issue
huh