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33 Minutes of Theo Von

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2023 ж. 7 Қыр.
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33 Minutes of Theo Von
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  • Theo Von’s mind is so erratic that it makes him so hilarious. I’m not really a fan of his stand up, but he’s SO funny conversationally. Thank god for podcasts. That’s Theo’s wheelhouse.

    @arnoldsilva1111@arnoldsilva11118 ай бұрын

    • Same for me, because of podcast I find stand up not funny anynore. It all started with norm mcdonald for me haha, then theo took over.

      @simterio3077@simterio30777 ай бұрын

    • Oh I love his stand up, the fact that a few people in that audience, are so fucking completely confused about what his whole show is about or what is even going on. Is so funny to me, dude is talking about molestation and pp grabbing, some guy named lacedric, limos and hot chick's uncles, tampons, ice skating, the dude is the definition of random thinking, and I love it

      @stevejonesll1399@stevejonesll13996 ай бұрын

    • Do you have autism?

      @user-by1re3vk7w@user-by1re3vk7w5 ай бұрын

    • I think theo is only funny when hes not trying to be. But when he totally himself hes fuckiny genius

      @henkbijdevaate884@henkbijdevaate8845 ай бұрын

    • @@henkbijdevaate884his early stand up sets were great. I think he just has a lot going on and hasn’t had time to hammer out new material lately. He definitely has the ability to do it though but I think the best comedians are always better off stage. I prefer listening to Louis ck talk about anything than listening to his stand same goes for all of my favorite comedians. Stand up is more of a science than a talent and he definitely has the talent needed but imagine having to play shows for random people every night that you may or may not click with or the venue might treat you some kind of way I don’t think it really fits with theos vibe he’s not going to bend over backwards just to put on a facade 5 nights a week. Comics tend to drift stand up but in my opinion it’s just a way to be discovered and once you have an audience most people are free to go do what they really wanna do but there are a select few that just want to do stand up and I respect that.

      @cranberrycanvas@cranberrycanvas3 ай бұрын

  • “You guys have.., we call it AuTiSm.” 😭😭😭😭🤣

    @danielbadger2641@danielbadger26417 ай бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @G5ive-13Jr@G5ive-13Jr7 ай бұрын

    • Ads

      @mehrabmasud6608@mehrabmasud66089 күн бұрын

  • “She threatened to have the baby” “Shit how old were you?” “37… It was this year!” 😂

    @Cmoreau27@Cmoreau274 ай бұрын

    • Gets me everytime 😂

      @TNSK@TNSK3 ай бұрын

  • I'm high af and this dude is so fucking erratic and unpredictable I'm dying of laughter rn

    @slysardines5578@slysardines55788 ай бұрын

    • Possibly the most accurate description of Theo that I’ve ever heard. Haha

      @JerseyBobby1982@JerseyBobby19827 ай бұрын

    • Okay

      @temesiadam@temesiadam6 ай бұрын

    • bro im so fried rn i cant even breath

      @michaelolson2966@michaelolson29665 ай бұрын

  • “I heard that the lights are on at night though, that’s the part I wouldn’t do” 🤣🤣🤣

    @mmagoat3740@mmagoat37408 ай бұрын

  • When you get the whole production team laughing their asses off 😂😂😂

    @Blazedbarbie333@Blazedbarbie3337 ай бұрын

  • This guy is comedy perfection just by being his pure genuine self!! Man I wish we were friends!!!

    @TheJuiceMan888@TheJuiceMan8888 ай бұрын

  • It takes a special kind of man to be able to tell people they have autism and everyone laughs🫡👏

    @taurus7395@taurus73957 ай бұрын

  • I adore the story with taking a random guy to a party just for him to steal a bunch of shit and bail out the window 😂😂😂😂😂

    @mileyrocks852@mileyrocks8526 ай бұрын

  • Straight-up sawed-off humans. 😂😂

    @CasperLD@CasperLD7 ай бұрын

  • I want theo to host a radio station in GTA 6

    @BacchusAurelius-yj4mb@BacchusAurelius-yj4mb3 ай бұрын

  • The Mexican casket joke 😅😂

    @kayleebeaumont8659@kayleebeaumont86593 ай бұрын

  • Theo fighting rosy odonelle will always be the funniest thing I can possibly imagine 😂

    @itz_definitive133@itz_definitive1337 ай бұрын

    • “Depends who ya ask”

      @JerseyBobby1982@JerseyBobby19827 ай бұрын

    • Imagine if celebrity death match made that one lol

      @zacharygibson8169@zacharygibson81694 ай бұрын

  • He's the kind of guy that makes faces when the teacher's having a mental breakdown.

    @johnywil3931@johnywil39317 ай бұрын

  • "Short Canin'" Amazing 🤣

    @outsiderabstract@outsiderabstract5 ай бұрын

  • I’ve never cried multiple times from laughter 😂

    @zacharygibson8169@zacharygibson81694 ай бұрын

  • Theo’s serious voice is just like his intro voice to a joke ❤😂

    @GGE415@GGE4156 ай бұрын

  • 7:24-7:30 brings me back to my childhood. That's exactly how kids would react in school when my brother told them he's Mexican. They insisted that he was confused and told him he's British

    @Leries0@Leries08 ай бұрын

    • 7

      @randymchenry3462@randymchenry34628 ай бұрын

    • Same thing with my nieces and nephew. They're half white and half Mexican. Oldest girl looks straight up full Mexican with dark skin, nephew's got flamin red hair with brown skin, then youngest girl's got light brown hair and tannish/pale skin. Nobody believes them when they say they're siblings 😂 shit same thing with one of my old friends from high school and his cousin. Both of them were half Mexican and looked beyond white. Both pale as hell. One's got curly blonde hair and freckles and the other's got dark brown/greyish hair and blue eyes.

      @svefnhnuturthorgeirsson@svefnhnuturthorgeirsson7 ай бұрын

  • “I pissed around my bed to make all the bad stuff go away”lmaooo

    @helloimnatewithnos@helloimnatewithnosАй бұрын

  • “I let the devil do the laundry baby” 😭

    @anthonymorales8909@anthonymorales89093 ай бұрын

  • Every time he sounds like he is going to say something extremely racist he turns it around and makes it hilarious.

    @danbaker7640@danbaker76407 ай бұрын

  • He's a comic genius

    @user-yz7hr5ng6t@user-yz7hr5ng6t2 ай бұрын

  • The gay chicken tournament 😂😂😭😭😭😂🤣

    @cisi3447@cisi34477 ай бұрын

    • When dude said that’s the stupidest game ever , Theos…NO ITS NOT 😂😂😂😂 dead serious

      @Blazedbarbie333@Blazedbarbie3337 ай бұрын

  • The best thing about thio is everything he says seems like its deeply out of context but nope. He said what he said.

    @mr.skinskull3148@mr.skinskull31488 ай бұрын

  • The funniest human on the face of the earth

    @internziko@internziko20 сағат бұрын

  • I’m so sorry but “short canning” got me😭😭😭

    @Therealcamo@Therealcamo7 ай бұрын

  • Yo literally his face in the thumbnail had me weak lol this dude is sum else

    @andrewhughes7439@andrewhughes74397 ай бұрын

  • The milk talk got me dying 😂😂😂

    @gabeh-xb4dm@gabeh-xb4dm16 күн бұрын

  • 19:00 😂😂 i know how this dude feels. When youre so high, it hurts to laugh and you dont want to but still need to hear the gig. Theo could be the funniest guy that ever lived at times.

    @watnoudan@watnoudan5 ай бұрын

  • The rubix cube choice would be life sentence for me 😢

    @Leocardion1@Leocardion15 ай бұрын

  • theo once said "you look like dutch"

    @h.hholmes.492@h.hholmes.4928 ай бұрын

  • Theo has so many great stories

    @jamesaustin1817@jamesaustin18175 ай бұрын

  • There are some gems to be found here. 😆👍

    @mogadeet6857@mogadeet68578 ай бұрын

  • I love the video. Theo is funny af. Please do Tim Dillon next!! ❤

    @tyjandrews@tyjandrews8 ай бұрын

  • IM UPSTAIRS 🗣️🗣️🗣️

    @justincase3772@justincase37722 ай бұрын

  • The autism one was hilarious 😂

    @cody5631@cody56316 ай бұрын

  • Gang Gang bro

    @h.hholmes.492@h.hholmes.4928 ай бұрын

  • Thank god for Theo Von. Im laughing my ass off.

    @trissiat@trissiat4 ай бұрын

  • Sawed off humans. That's the wildest phrase I've ever f**king heard!

    @bandjolyn@bandjolyn5 ай бұрын

  • Edible eating structure

    @samaiello7543@samaiello75437 ай бұрын

  • The gay chicken bit 😂😂

    @user-bv4iv4qh1k@user-bv4iv4qh1k7 ай бұрын

    • I did well one season 😂😂😂

      @Blazedbarbie333@Blazedbarbie3337 ай бұрын

  • I always see people say how they think Theo’s podcasts are better than his standup and I have to say, after seeing him live this past year I’d have to say it was just as funny. His shows are different than his podcasts but even still - his current act is so fun and funny it’s worth seeing. Gang gang.

    @mikedruce1701@mikedruce17013 ай бұрын

  • i am watching this high on shrooms and it is a blast, i cant its too good

    @limitless2511@limitless25116 ай бұрын

  • The thing I worry about with Theo is that too often I find I am laughing at him, rather than with him 😄

    @pseudonayme7717@pseudonayme77178 ай бұрын

    • that's the intention. you're watching

      @NEL.50N@NEL.50N6 ай бұрын

  • I LOL'D hard on the rubiks cube jail part 🤣😂🤣🙌

    @tjjavier@tjjavier3 ай бұрын

  • Just go to jail with a rubix cube. If you wanna stay longer just don’t solve it until you’re ready to leave 😂

    @PvtNunchuck@PvtNunchuck7 ай бұрын

  • Theo is the Juice WRLD of comedy. Just constantly freestyling endless content 😂

    @drewbush2163@drewbush21635 ай бұрын

  • dude im too high for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @eveappleby2211@eveappleby22116 ай бұрын

  • THEO Rules,! 😂

    @libbitz479@libbitz4797 ай бұрын

  • I’m at work w this in my ear all I hear is”I could smell the nipple”😂

    @samt.4228@samt.42285 ай бұрын

    • Bro

      @XOclone9928@XOclone99285 ай бұрын

  • I almost feel sad for not being able to enjoy theo vonn's comedy. He seems such a wholesome dude, I really wish I liked his jokes more

    @DomaninNicola@DomaninNicola3 ай бұрын

  • bro ive never laughed so hard in my life

    @aydenbeach80@aydenbeach804 ай бұрын

  • Back in school,Von was a daydreamer. And i mean 24/7 day daydreaming. He has a dreamographic memory. Able to recall every second of his dreams by date, day and time.. Well sumtin like that😮needless to say his imagination holds no limits

    @COMMON-SENSE501@COMMON-SENSE5016 ай бұрын

  • His brain is fried

    @sarahlane4241@sarahlane42418 ай бұрын

  • Everybody knows at least one person from their "friendship" past that is either a Theo or a Joey, and we all wrote them off as lost causes and bad ideas.... look at them now. This shit is so relatable I need therapy to fix the therapy that made me forget this life.

    @carlflegg@carlflegg7 ай бұрын

  • 16:49 is awful because Theo is so incredibly funny and unpredictable he just shut down the comedian, but i laughed real hard tho

    @user-ff5yt5dy2h@user-ff5yt5dy2h6 ай бұрын

  • I dig it

    @pexobryen4932@pexobryen49323 ай бұрын

  • The wooden shirt fucking killed me, got me thinking of some Minecraft lookin armor and shit

    @tammas1728@tammas17284 ай бұрын

  • virgin power the best :D

    @panxe1@panxe17 ай бұрын

  • nicka wagren

    @geekdiggy@geekdiggy8 ай бұрын

  • You start watch videos like these and think they might start off slow but this man Theo Von mind wild :50

    @OutstandingFinesse@OutstandingFinesse5 ай бұрын

  • Sawed-off humans is pure gold

    @grigori7779@grigori77796 ай бұрын

  • Keep him away from heroin

    @BrandonKratz-ey5qd@BrandonKratz-ey5qd7 ай бұрын

  • Theo Von...stuck in the 80s...

    @seekingtruthnotfindingany7301@seekingtruthnotfindingany73018 ай бұрын

  • Where all my niggaraguans at

    @sebastianhidalgo5645@sebastianhidalgo56458 ай бұрын

  • It was a different time people had rabies lol😂😂😂😂

    @Matt-lv6rj@Matt-lv6rj3 ай бұрын

  • Wow! Hilarious

    @Tronman2020@Tronman20205 ай бұрын

  • He's sexy & I love his laugh.

    @DaddyOfTheSugarVariety@DaddyOfTheSugarVariety8 ай бұрын

  • Head butt champion of the world😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂

    @rhs1578@rhs15783 ай бұрын

  • Hilarious take on what 2/3's of Canada has known for 3 years

    @MrJoJoCole@MrJoJoCole8 ай бұрын

  • @5:09 LMFAO 🤣

    @PRblaze@PRblaze6 ай бұрын

  • Someone’s missing a clavicle 😂😂😂 what

    @dakotasunday8996@dakotasunday89967 ай бұрын

  • The entire dialogue at 3:12 has me Dead😂😭😭

    @1nfinite3nd@1nfinite3nd4 ай бұрын

  • People rave about the tour de france 🇫🇷 but i know a crackhead called kev who would dust it on a peppa pig bike for a fiver.

    @Factsaboutstuff20@Factsaboutstuff207 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @Blazedbarbie333@Blazedbarbie3337 ай бұрын

  • I almost blew the throat out of this one boy 💀

    @user-fx9zc5dd7t@user-fx9zc5dd7t5 ай бұрын

  • The whole urinating bit. Jesus Christ, he must have been so high in that moment. Between the sunglasses and the ranting there is no other explanation. Yet again that could be said about lots of his rants so who knows.

    @1LadyM7@1LadyM77 ай бұрын

  • Sawed off humans 😂😂

    @mudogram@mudogram5 ай бұрын

  • Someone out there short cane-in

    @SpecterTM3@SpecterTM35 ай бұрын

  • Theo von reminds me of Early Cuyler

    @brothers4ever2@brothers4ever26 ай бұрын

  • 14:55

    @glitchinthematrix3559@glitchinthematrix35597 ай бұрын

  • 8:07 😂

    @JacMoves@JacMoves6 ай бұрын

  • Lesedric a menace

    @AnimeSlaps@AnimeSlaps4 ай бұрын

  • Gay chicken ??? Like to see guys play that game 😂

    @kathybouziane5269@kathybouziane52693 ай бұрын

  • You don’t say Nicaraguan, you say “knee kah rah Gwen say”

    @aaronleigh8296@aaronleigh82963 ай бұрын

  • Sawed off humans 😂

    @kmart1303@kmart13034 ай бұрын

  • Im sorry but "people had rabies" had me laughing my fucking ass off 100% literally.

    @syntrexfpv1347@syntrexfpv13475 ай бұрын

  • Damn what’s that song for the merch ad

    @Cobra_Khan@Cobra_Khan7 ай бұрын

  • Sawed off humans Uneven people 😅

    @emfrena@emfrena6 ай бұрын

  • COULDVE BEEN 34 MINUTES

    @zebrazebraz9114@zebrazebraz91144 ай бұрын

  • 🤣

    @r.dinesh5026@r.dinesh50268 ай бұрын

  • “There was a lot of rumours in my town that I beat Down’s Syndrome”

    @shortbread1818@shortbread18184 ай бұрын

  • We call it articulated vocabulary but autism rolls off the toung better i suppose 😂

    @Factsaboutstuff20@Factsaboutstuff207 ай бұрын

  • 😂😂😂

    @ashJayden06@ashJayden066 ай бұрын

  • 22min in and no king and the sting videos? This is a great Theo comp but you missed so many good clips from KATS

    @Bootyspaghetti@Bootyspaghetti3 ай бұрын

  • Cant belive Theo is Hispanic. Right on

    @SamuelClemente7718@SamuelClemente77188 ай бұрын

  • Le Cedric

    @avion9266@avion92666 ай бұрын

    • Best part 😂

      @swdfilmz6390@swdfilmz63905 ай бұрын

  • 32:30

    @kingstoner5459@kingstoner54597 ай бұрын

  • I love Tony giving Theo the N word pass at 17:26 lmao

    @UltimateIrishRebel@UltimateIrishRebel6 ай бұрын

  • I want him to do one with Trisha paytas 😭

    @mariannagonzales5405@mariannagonzales54053 ай бұрын

    • That would be classic 😂😂

      @Jon79w@Jon79w2 ай бұрын

  • Fun fact theos tshirts are made in nicaragwan

    @reverseapachemaster5459@reverseapachemaster54595 ай бұрын
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