Everything Wrong With the Harry Potter Universe
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Sometimes you forget Big A is a Millennial and then he does shit like this
So fucking real and it's not even funny. As a 22 year old who never fucked with harry potter EVER and has never read the books this ROTTED my fucking mind. Jfc. Old man needs to stop ranting.
There are two types of millennial: “Random Harry Potter quote.” Or “Random Lord of the rings quote.” Anyway… LOOK’S LIKE MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
@@Angels510 stop trying to make Harry Potter happen
Lmao 25 and grew u0 reading the books @@pittaaaabread
he was trying to stay awake that stream and i guess the only thing that was keeping the energy up is some long dormant unexpressed rage fueled harry potter grievances that he was too tired to put the brakes on.
Harry’s parents definitely got rich from betting on dogwifsortinghat
That’s why they were actually killed.
@@kylefuller7498 They made too much money out of it, they had to be stopped. Just like with the GameStop stocks.
Voldemort confirmed as a bookie
@@kylefuller7498they were whistleblowers against the big apparating companies
Wrong, the Potters are old money. One of their ancestors invented some amazing hair products
Dumbledore really said "i need you to find me 200 points"
Good one LUL
In book two they left paying students petrified for months. They could have just bought mandrakes from elsewhere in the world. Poor Collin losing most of his first year.
Sorry, your injuries are not school-related
His insurance didn't cover petrification from ancient snakes :(
He loses his life in his 6th year.
I never actually thought about it, but yeah. They act like the school losing its own supply meant they just had no way of de-petrifying them lmao
Reminds me of Key and Peele’s inner city wizard school skit “they got one kid that got changed into a cat, they can’t even afford to change him back!”
Glizzy hands gives off big ummm actually ravenclaw energy
TRUE!!!
He would get ostracized for trying to explain the muggle economy to his fellow wizards and witches
@@SentryWillhe'd get along super well with Ron's dad lol, 2 wizards obsessed with the Muggle world
@@crimsoneclipse1882 and both balding
@@MykalJacsun only issue is that big a is so much older than him, might get a lil awkward trying to explain why he's still at hogwarts
You’re wrong, I haven’t even seen the video yet.
I haven't seen the video yet, he's right, the Harry Potter universe sucks and has no artistic value
I haven’t seen it either but I disagree with both of you. Harry Potter would piss on the works of Shakespeare and is one of the worst stories ever penned to paper
I haven’t seen the video or bothered to even read your comments but you’re all wrong.
I haven't even opened KZhead and I know all of you are wrong
Was just about to type it 😂
god i missed these old school rambling videos on the main channel, editor did an amazing job!
Shoutout to the librarian just making a normal ass comment.
Editor had A LOT of content to work with on this one. For anyone who wasn't there, this rant went on for like 2 straight hours. It was insane.
Hell yeah librarian you would be used to ramblings wouldnt you (of the egg variety)
@@AdmiralSarcasm do you know which vod? For science of course
@@duncanhobbs2213it’s linked in description
I'm surprised this video is only 21 minutes long
i dont care one way or the other about it but i find it funny that atrioc is the pipeline that had me click on a furry youtuber lmao
The vod was 2+ hours of eepy rambling so its genuinely impressive they edited it down to 21
Love your music ivy
Woah i guess i have to watch the VOD because this random ranting was hila ahaha. @demiposeidon
Oh, hi Ivy!
If my House was leading the House Cup and then the members of another House stopped a full-on genocide of my wizard race, I really don't think I would care if my House didn't get to have our banners hung up in the Great Hall. It's not like I'm going to put "Won the Ravenclaw House Cup" on my wizard resume when I have other classmates that defeated wizard Hitler
The ones who are middle school aged probably care. But even worse, for the first book and third book it's stuff that Dumbledore can't or won't disclose to the rest of the student body, so no one even knows they beat up wizard Hitler. Dumbledore just goes up and says fuckin "Ron Weasley was really brave. 600 points to Gryffindor!" and you're just sitting there like wtf is bro talking about
@@zillanimulol, yeah, wait, that makes sense. To the random student and teachers, he just arbitrarily gave massive points to his favorite students. Like you 100% know there were rumors at school that the trio slept with Dumbledore.
@@zillanimubook two “Yeah Ron and Harry killed a giant mythological and extremely dangerous snake that was hiding under the school for 50+ years. They also saved Ron’s sister and outed world-renowned wizard as a fraud. 200 points.” Either Dumbledore says that or “Harry and Ron did something brave yesterday: 200 points.” Like there has to be like half the upper years calling BS because they think Dumbledore’s gone senile and is making up shit just so the Slytherins can’t win.
Anthony Goldstein is technically a real character in the books cuz he's listed during the sorting hat ceremony in book 1 but he's like never brought up again lmfao
is that a subtle technoblade reference I see?
Imagine writing out 7 books worth of a wizarding world but the only useful spells are teleporting and like automatically doing your chores and also the main character only ever uses like 3 spells
Isn't it just the meta though? What else is he supposed to use if he already has the disarm spell/stun spell/object manipulation spell? Would there be a point?
Teleport spell that you can also do with powder and a fireplace. Chores which actually is kinda goated and the die spell which is just worse then a gun and it’s illegal to use. Those are the only 3 uses of magic
@@frankman3045 Actually, avada kedavra is technically still better than a gun, cause a gun can be stopped by various physical barriers and such. Almost nothing will stop an avada kedavra short of human sacrifice lmao
@@T0NI_ literally lost to a disarming spell
@@nicoataiza7850 actually no, the whole energy tug-rope thing is a separate thing that says “fuck whatever spell you were casting, we’re doing this now”. It’s a bit of a hand-wavey thing to explain how Harry could ever go against a guy that will use the nigh-unbeatable killing curse at the drop of a hat, but it is an explanation nonetheless
My favorite part of Star Wars lore is the Republic literally banned regular guns because their lightsabers can’t deflect them XD
Meanwhile GGO
But the normal guns, called slugthrowers in star wars, dont penetrate almost any armor, for example it wouldnt kill a clone trooper.
My favorite is you can have an all out war on a spaceship and never worry the ships gonna take critical damage, but if it’s an outside attack it takes like 2 seconds
I thought guns in the Star Wars universe were only used to kill Jedi’s. That’s why the bounty hunters carry them and no one else.
@@bentoomet8805Yep, exactly, which is why the Republic banned them. Bounty hunters were getting too good at bagging Jedi
Also every business is a monopoly. You already know Olivander, whose family has been selling wands to all of England for 2000+ years puts the Malfoys to shame.
Remember in a world where you can teleport, they chose nature’s slowest bird to deliver mail. -Brennan Lee Mulligan
That intro feels like a bad acid trip (I love it)
Editor popped off. Bet they had fun.
Goes wayy to hard😂
hahaha yup
4 is not the peak, because it's the book where any child can realize "but why don't they use the timeturners?"
i literally stopped reading at 4. they described in HORRIBLE DETAIL exactly how Harry couldn't have put his name in the goblet of fire and then his name was in it and everybody got so angry at him even though it CLEARLY could not have been him and as a 12 year old i got so pissed off i stopped reading
Unironically too, if literally anybody had a timeturner it would devolve into a world war to monopolize it instantly. Of all the things that could happen as a result of the timeturner existing, a fucking twelve year old using it to go to more classes is not one of those possibilities. JK wrote that world, but even in her goddawful world this plot device literally makes no sense. Like, not even a little bit.
@@debesys6306 I feel like you're forgetting harry survived the HP equivalent of a 50. cal to the head, and then killed a fucking giant snake, and and then 100 dementors and all this other shit by this point. It's not THAT outlandish.
Timeturners operate on a fixed timeline system, they don't actually let you change the events of history (we will be ignoring the fanfic of Cursed Child)
4 is peak because you’re introduced to all the new cultures and schools of different wizarding countries and realize Rowling will give exactly 0 shits about anything not UK-centered. Really sets the tone for the entire series.
"can you imagine being a spectator and watching days of a sport?" Cricket fans sweating profusely and shrinking into the bushes
This has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why: Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead. Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his wand at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
Holy Shit this is the best thing I’ve read in a VERY long time 😭
love this copypasta
It ties into one of my pet peeves with the world building too. In a world that has both guns, and magic, there is a natural conclusion to what you do: you combine them. You either make projectile weapons powered by magic, or you make normal firearms with magic bullets. Who the hell needs Gryffindors enchanted lame ass sword when you can have Slytherin's Enchanted Submachine Gun.
Google "Harry Potter with Guns." One Dude spent years editing it together from the original first movie. You are indeed welcome for the high art I have just whisked into your life...
@@neruneri COOK
It has no internal consistency. Just like throwing people with Jedi powers behind bars.
Thats why the Percy Jackson series is my GOAT for YA Fiction. Its very consistent and wraps up most plot holes. Why don’t people shoot the monsters? You need magic metal. Why don’t you use technology? Electronic devices will amplify your demigod aura to monsters. Also Percy Jackson was just him. Age 12: stopped a war between gods. Fought and beat Ares. Age 13: Traveled through the Sea of Monsters, killed Polyphemus and saved his friends. Age 14: Saves Artemis and holds the weight of the world so that she can fight Atlas Age 15: Saved camp Age 16: Becomes invulnerable, defeats multiple Titans, saves the gods, refuses Immortality and tells the gods “Stop being deadbeats”. Age 17: Gets rid of his invulnerability, saves the God of Death, travels with his girlfriend friend through their version of hell, saves the world from a primordial deity
3:21 Nah but that one goofy bank operated by goblins is defo a pyramid scheme tho
And they said there were no Jews in the movie...
Oh Gringots? Absolutely, but I don't think that necessarily serves as a flaw to the story. I think J.K. Rowling makes it very clear that the Gringots and the goblins who run it cannot be trusted at all
@@NeonPlanes outta pocket
@@tiagobelo4965 You can't tell me that isn't what the bankers are meant to be. I ain't outta pocket, JK is. It is funny though
@@tiagobelo4965You know JK Rowling and think she wouldn’t make that comparison. It’s the normal comparison considering the writer.
Can we talk about how there are only 3 unforgivable curses, one of which the main characters do all the time with zero reprocussions (the mind control spell), and one of which is just the gun spell which you could make a self defense case for. Meanwhile, Sectisempra, Obliviate and Feindfire are totally okay. You know the laceration charm, which causes you to bleed to death, the spell that permanently erases a person's memory with no way to get it back, and the conjured sentient fire that has a mind of its own and actively tries to hurt and destroy and cant be put out with water. Those are all good-guy approved!
To be fair, they only do the mind control spell when they’re already fugitives and the dark lord is in charge. Sectumsempra was invented by Snape so they wouldn’t even be able to make it an unforgivable curse (since it’s not like anyone else knew it existed). I guess they didn’t want to make obliviate unforgivable since they probably thought it’s a good precaution to be able to use it on muggles, although it doesn’t make any sense why they don’t have any laws at least restricting its use. And Fiendyre is advanced dark magic (although there’s nothing banning adults from using dark magic anyway). I guess they didn’t want to make it unforgivable as if you were good enough you’d be able to control the spell, and could use it to do some good things Overall, the spells you mentioned aren’t unforgivable since they have some cool use that doesn’t make them evil (except Sectumsempra, which is just a spell that nobody knows). It makes sense that they aren’t unforgivable, as the 3 unforgivable curses could only be used for evil (since even when the good guys use the mind control one, they use it to break into a bank which is still a crime. And I’m guessing that they don’t get punished for using the unforgivable curse because it’s a time of war , and wizards don’t have war crimes so everything is fair. The only thing that doesn’t make sense out of the things you pointed out, is why there are barely any restrictions on magic (especially on oblivious and dark magic)
Wizarding World Geneva conventions caught lacking😭😭
This was the most insane waffling i've ever seen him do on stream. Well deserved video
Shit was like 2 hrs no? I remember skimming thru the VOD and bro was still going on about it. Generational waffler.
Let's be real - this was his entire stream that day....and it was pure fire 🔥
This might be, no joke, his worst ever controversy
I gotta go watch the vod now
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is just the Harry Potter movie writers realizing that their universe has problems competing with modern technology, so they panic and try to compensate with DnD monsters.
Ah yes the movies set in the 1920-1940s has problems competing with modern technology
@@deathswitch2404 Ah you're right, my bad! The 1920s-1940s, the time period known for fighting with swords and bows! I can't believe I got it confused with the 20s-40s where 2 world wars were fought with guns bombs tanks and planes!
Wasn't the whole point Grindelwald was making is that muggle technology was catching up to wizards?
I tried to read the Harry Potter books as a kid but gave up in Order of the Phoenix when they spend the first 150 pages dealing with a big trial, and the big trial ended like “well we don’t approve but you can go back to doing whatever and we won’t interrupt the status quo.” So the entire opening of the book was basically learning about an event that doesn’t do anything. Whyyyy
Big A: Harry potter 4 is the peak Also Big A: Spends 10 minutes talking about how shit Harry Potter 4 is so true
The fact that there's easily accessible truth serum, yet people people simply don't use it when it's not convenient. JK writes herself into so many corners it's insane
You can also apparently invade memories, check for tampering and stuff, and also control them outright and force them to talk with the imperius curse
Yeah! Not only is there a truth serum, there's also a way to literally view people's memories. How in the flaming hell did they manage to wrongfully imprison Sirius Black? Did nobody question him under the truth serum? Did nobody watch his memories? Did nobody do any kind of investigation to make sure he is actually a murderer?
At least with the luck serum she tried to come up with some sort of explanation. I think it was along the lines of “it’s like drugs, it’ll cause brain damage if you overdose” or something along those lines.
Truth serum was definitely an awful writing decision. Almost as bad as the dehydration gun in megamind 2.
@@tommy_svk He was sentenced without a trial
14:40 the JK Rowling naming schemes are so, extremely funny for how weirdly targetted they seem to be. 2 black wizards in the entire books. Dean Thomas, the most boring nothing name, and Kingsley SHACKLEBOLT. Like that’s a bit on the nose. Personal favorite is her weird grudge against French people. 4 French names/families. Voldemort as a French pun, Malfoys being the most bigoted pureblood family we see, Lestranges being a family of psychotic terrors, and Delacour as Fleur basically is portrayed as a husband stealer after book 4.
She is British. ofc she hates the French.
or how she names the english charactersr things like neville longbottom, or harry potter!! im extremely offended!!!
I think he’s moreso just pointing out out how strangely on the nose a lot of the names are like Lupin being the name of a werewolf or Professor Sprout teaching about plants. Also u gotta admit it is kinda weird how all the major villains have French names (not gonna go as far as to claim its some kind of grudge tho)
The japanese school was literally Rowling putting "magic place" in google translate and shipping it, it makes no sense to anyone actually speaking Japanese iirc. And of course, since there is a cliche of Japanese school children having long commutes, the Japanese wizard school is the only one that is not a boarding school. And African wizards don't use wands 💀
@@thicc_duccyeah I’m exaggerating a bit over “grudge” with the French, but Rowling does show a lot of favoritism with her characters. Like I get Gryffindor having a lot of the main good guys, but it’s weird that there’s a near complete absence of nearly all of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw who are basically neutral in the middle of what’s basically a wizard civil war. I just think it’s funny that her favoritism also seems to extend to naming the characters. Like when she needs an Irish name she just goes down the most common or stereotypical names in the country. (Seamus Finnigan).
Playing Hogwarts legacy really made me realize how dangerous Hogwarts is. Between all the horrifying, life-threatening things the kids have to go through on a REGULAR uneventful semester, you know there's at least like 5 kids a year who go to Hogwarts by their parents that just don't come back.
The key & peele skit about urban Wizarding School did more good to Harry Potter worldbuilding than J.K. Rowling's ramblings ever did and will ever do
I mean if there was someone at my school that prevented a mass shooting by tackling the guy and taking their gun away, then I'd kind of understand their class winning whatever competition there is
0:36 Using the nicknames as the sample book test is a nice touch
Unrelated follow up about Bluey, according to an employee on the Bluey Reddit, the last episodes of Bluey were completed in 2021, and nothing new has been made or is planned so far.
it might be joever
13:24 harry getting points for fixing the problems he caused in the first place
I’d argue that just because one guy hears a vague story and assumes it’s about you, and then continuously tries to ruin you because of it, that is not a problem you caused. He only really fixes a problem he causes in the first one when he takes the stone out of the mirror, then turns quirell to dust (because Voldemort wouldn’t be able to get the stone out of the mirror because he wanted to use it)
8:09 Wait till this guy figures out about long-distance running
Wait good point LMAO
It is a shitty spectators sport. There is a reason it doesn’t get views on TV However even then, it is easy to follow the group in the lead, so I at least know who is winning at all times
there’s a set path though. this comparison only works if in long distance running they could just go wherever as long as they covered the right distance.
I've never been to a long-distance run so I don't know for sure, but isn't it for free? For spectators I mean. If you're running a marathon in Boston, surely they don't require every single person standing on the street to pay them right? You can just go stand at a spot and watch the runners go by, then go home. If it's for free, then the argument doesn't work, becausr Atrioc argue the spectators PAY to watch a sport they can't see.
Mad respect for the editor to cut something that long down into something so concise. Genuine hard work
Godlike editing on the intro, we need way more of this high quality content! Made me laugh out loud 😂
Imagine the game goes on for days!!!! Every cricket fan ever: "yeah sounds good".
this man just got ravenclaw on his wizarding world housing quiz and is malding
Ravenclaw is based
@@tedarcher9120 Big huff 🔛🔝🔥
@@turbotoke8882insane
Everyone knows Viktor Krum was point shaving in the Quidditch World Cup for the Wizard Mafia
Loved this video, I really enjoy when you chat about anything
editing on this on point
Editor went CRAZYY on this video!! Love it!
George RR Martin said his big question about Lord of the Rings is “What is Aragorn’s tax policy?” And proceeded to write the politicking of a Song of Ice and Fire so I think I know what atrioc is spending half his life doing
Absolutely adore the editing on this one, was hooked fuckin immediately
Banger vid, great editing!
The opening is fire. Prop to the editor!
absolute banger, editor needs a back massage the way he carries Big A's content
what
Big A would be sorted into Glizzard House. It makes sense when you don't think about it.
"Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" is a more coherent and realist take on the Harry Potter Universe and it's unironically one of my all time favourite novels, despite technically being a 'fanfic'. The characters are actually curious how all this wizardry _works_ and importantly, there really is a coherent basis there to be discovered. It's like a sci-fi novel but in a wizard setting.
Haven't even made it a full minute in and I'm already dying (send help) editor did an amazing job with that intro tho
One of the best videos ever. Need more big A rants
Edits were sick
Honestly great editing on this one!
Editor is goated! Those motion graphics are clean!
The snitch mechanic would make more sense if the snitch would give no points. That way it is an undetermined timer for the game. Now the seekers jobs become to Attack/Defend against the enemy seeker depending on the score. That battle can still be interesting. Heck allow them to use spells as seeker (From a currated list) how sick would it be if someone goes: Lumos! As a defender to blind the attacking seeker to stall just enough for his team to score another point so he can attack now. Think about the Fan hype when a new spell gets added to the list of legal quidditch spells or removed because its so broken.
Adding spells just turns it into a whole ‘nother game. Quidditch is about showcasing your broom skills, not your spellcasting ability.
@@BananaWasTaken what could show your broomskill more than know how to fly it even when under the influence of hindering spells?
I agree wizardry is stunted in comparison to muggle tech, nuclear bombs are OP. And the snitch is a mistake in Quidditch, its silly, so are beaters. Chasers and a keeper and three goals etc makes sense, its just handball (which is a thing), on brooms with three smaller goals. Now imagine youre playing soccer and theres just a cricket player on the side lines throwing wooden balls at you, and you just add a cricket player to the team to protect the team. Just remove the ball assaulting your players, and focus on scoring goals for like 2 halves of 40. Done. Easy.
Great editing
17:16 well JR Smith didn't know the score that one time either lol
I think it's said in the books that the reason he did it was because he was effectively forfeiting. Like I remember reading this and being so confused.
you’d have to score essentially 15 scores to win if the other team catches the snitch so the only incentive would be if seekers have individual wins and there’s a dual scoring system for teams. so theoretically your team would get 1-1 if you lost while still catching the snitch; the benefit being “this team is demolishing us so hard our only chance to make it to playoffs is thru a tied score”
Headcanon about Harry Potter that makes more sense than the actual books #72542
Yea this is it. It’s similar in a sense to how a tie in hockey gets the losing team a point and the winning team one less point. You could do a similar thing with if you score more points but don’t catch the snitch. Either way, in a World Cup final, it still makes no sense to grab the snitch if you’re down by more than 150
@@elephantwaffle5612 unless individual wins are still rewarded to seekers as well. the concept of 2 competitions happening at the same time is kinda interesting, so one team would win world finals but seekers would win individuals. kinda like matt ryan getting mvp after the falcons lost the super bowl.
Also, usually the snitch isnt found and caught for like at least 30 mins right? Why doesnt the seeker just get the ball and give the extra player on offense. You score 15 times and the other team literally cant stop the game if they dont want to lose. Also, iirc theres no rule that only the seeker can get the snitch. So why not just get 3-5 fast guys with good eyesight and hand eye coordination to hunt the snitch before the other guys score 150
I think it makes more sense to just lower the amount of points (maybe to around the value of 5 normal scores) and make it so that it only ends the game after a certain amount of time has passed, with an upper bound on how long the game can go. Like maybe the first 20 minutes catching it doesn't end the game, then after 60 minutes if the game hasn't ended then it ends. The numbers could do with some tweaking, but overall that feels like it'd make the game more fair and fun.
great to see a big a clips style video on main
The thing about Krum catching it for a loss made sense because the irish seeker had already spotted the snitch and was going after it. He was guaranteed going to catch it unless Krum beat him to it and caught it first. There was no time to wait for his team to catch up. It was either catch the snitch right then and lose by 10 or let the irish seeker catch the snitch right then and lose by like 300. Either way the snitch was getting caught right at that moment by one of the seekers.
12:12 Atrioc says the word yeah
The stupid magical hat does literal phrenology to assign which house the students will serve.
somehow phrenology is right every time
LMAO phrenology! "Oh, a Weasley! I can tell by the concave indentation in your sunken troglodyte skull! I know just where to put you!"
LMAO phrenology! "Oh, a Weasley! I can tell by the concave indentation in your sunken troglodyte skull! I know just where to put you!"
LMAO phrenology! "Oh, a Weasley! I can tell by the concave indentation in your sunken troglodyte skull! I know just where to put you!"
LMAO phrenology! "Oh, a Weasley! I can tell by the concave indentation in your sunken troglodyte skull! I know just where to put you!"
This is why I recommend fan written stuff. The Rigel Black series by murkybluematter(a webtoon writer) is my absolute favorite. It fixes a lot of the plot holes
0:40 God bless editor Jellie_23 for the text detail on the page turn. Want you to know, we noticed Jellie.
im so glad someone did LOL
no cap I'm down for the Star Wars ramblings
Why is this so well-edited?
The snitch gives you 100 (or something) points and stops the clock. If the game can last hours, or even days, then its very possible for a team to put up 100+ points on the board before that point comes. The snitch doesn't win the game, but its a deciding factor. It can come a point where a seeker has to take the defensive and protect the snitch because they're team is so far behind that either side catching it would only ensure their loss.
The Glizzard Wizard back at it again
Holy shit the editor cooked HARD
As a real world quidditch (quadball) player, it has changed to a set score system, after 20 minutes the snitch comes out, a guy in shorts, and the team that’s winning you add 60 points to their current score and which ever team gets to that set score wins, the snitch is only worth 35 points.
The biggest PETA crime of all is using Owls as their messengers… The SLOWEST bird in the world!!! They can freaking teleport but the ensalve these helpless birds to deliver their mail!
The fact that Harry has mountains of gold by the time he turns 11. Like, wtf are the interest rates? And he chooses to scrounge off the Weasley's year after year who barely have 2 sickles to rub together without ever suggesting he could help them out financially. Not to mention he then inherits a whole ass mansion from a guy he's known for 2 years.
Jellie ate with this intro
Lmao all the nicknames on the page flip at 0:40 the editings incredible
In defense of Krum catching the snitch (and trust me, I hate defending canon) He knew there was no way Bulgaria would catch up. Bulgaria had one good player, Krum. Ireland had seven good players and while Aiden Lynch is outclassed by Krum, the rest of the Irish team outclasses the rest of the Bulgarian Team, and yeah. I believe the only reason Bulgaria made the final is Krum. Krum would have to catch the snitch simply so that the point differential isn't too embarrassing for Bulgaria. the only reason this actually makes sense is that Rowling couldn't design a good sport to save her life.
Actually downvoting this video because of how bad of a take the glizzard had in this one. Phew. Expecting an apology soon.
this is worse than when he █████████████████
Slytherin these nuts
If anyone wants a recommendation on a fantasy story that actually builds up a believable world, Mother of Learning is a good read. I recommend it to literally everyone who likes fantasy and books and fantasy books.
Ok in the discussion about Krum Big A is straight up wrong. Ireland was up 170 - 10 when Krum caught the snitch, so there was no way the Bulgarian team was coming back from that. If Krum had delayed catching the snitch, either A) the Irish seeker would have caught it or B) the Irish would have scored even more points, in either case Ireland would have won with an even bigger lead. That would be embarrassing for Bulgarian, and especially Krum who is still in school and is probably looking to get recruited by a professional team (I’m sure there are tons of scouts at the World Cup). Keep in mind also that Krum had his nose broken so it’s questionable whether he would have been able to catch it later on or if he would have eventually had to land due to blood loss. More generally, Quidditch appears to follow a tournament style similar to the football World Cup, meaning even outside of the final, you don’t want to lose by too much or it can hurt your chances of advancing out of the group because the score differential is also important.
i am new to this community, i have no idea why you refer to mr. Atrioc as 'Glizzlord', 'Glizzard the Wizard', 'Glizztron', or simply 'Glizzy', but i have to say it makes perfect intuitive sense to me. Hat's off to y'all, nice to be here, and nice vid too :)
30 views at 39 seconds? Kinda impressive actually
My favorite part about Harry Potter is how ridiculously low the stakes are. Oh no! Voldemort's taking over this *College Prepatory School* So much so that it seems like no one outside of England even cares about Voldemort. Even inside England, no one really cares. And why should they? Some dude tried to kill a baby (and lost), then came back 15 years later to enact revenge on that baby, and a highschool- only to lose to that same kid *again.*
There was a game on the PS2 called Quidditch World Cup. It’s still one of my favorite games. I heard there’s supposed to be a successor coming out sometime soon, but I can’t imagine it’ll reignite my love for the original game. Quidditch as a sport would be a helluva lot better if catching the snitch gave you thirty or fifty points, and multiple snitches were released per match.
I agree on the people showing up for sporting events they can't see but that's pretty much the same as the Tour De France or any Marathon
22 minute yap session. I cannot fathom how long the section of the stream this was taken from
Ok look, some of those you have a point but about Krum? His team had literally only scored one goal the entire match. If you think they had a chance of coming back even after most of their team was wounded (including Krum by the way so the chances he'd be able to find the Snitch again were very low) you are out of your mind. He saved them the humiliation from being beaten 390 to 10 which is what Ireland scored in the semi-finals! What you should be complaining about is how much the referee was clearly rigging that match. Pretty much the entire Bulgarian team got seriously wounded and no penalty was awarded but Krum lightly shoves the other seeker once and automatically gets a penalty.
That page flip in the beginning was pretty fire ngl😂🔥
The editing on this was sick
He is so much more passionate about this than I thought he would be I fucking love it
The editing in the intro goes crazy
With the age of wizard Jesus when he beat Voldemort, Wizards vs. Muggles is literally Coughing Baby vs. Hydrogen Bomb
now this is the main channel content we know and love
Intro was heat
this is the best intro to an atrioc intro in recent memory
Goblet is pretty good but idk if I'd say peak, but that's a personal preference thing, I just personally like prisoner a bit more
I feel like Atrioc wasn't fully able to grasp how terrifying a war against the Wizards from the Happy Potter world would actually be. While he's correct that on a direct skirmish, they would likely not be able to beat us, with our drones, guns and nukes, but they also have no reason to take us out using that route, they have better options, such as: - Disguising themselves as one of our leaders, gather us on a specific place and cast an AoE spell that either turns us all into animals, or cast a spell that makes us forget about the war; - Using potions such as liquid luck to turn the tides of a fight, or make some of us drink a love potion so that we fight amongst ourselves; - Their vast amount of magical beings at their command and disposal, not limited to Dragons and Dementors, of which specifically are immortal, guns and nukes won't affect them, and they suck the soul out of us; - They can separate their souls, put them in artefacts, hide them on a place we will never find out, and they basically become an immortal zombie hoard, that can cast spells, teleport and ALL OF THE ABOVE; Need I go on?
That intro is fire
My biggest gripe with the snitch rules is that even if the snitch was worth 0, the Seeker would be an insanely important role. You literally control when the score gets locked in. If your team is ahead, you try and catch the snitch. If your team is behind, you try and stop the other seeker from ending the game. That's a massively important role. Imagine if in basketball you had 2 people playing catch with a bouncy ball and can end the game after a single shot. That's insane.
Magical intro
This is the perfect video for a birthday gift, thank you Big A