Coke Bear! Animals and coca cola, what could go wrong? I have some thoughts. Here's everything right with Cocaine Bear!
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I’ll never forget seeing this in theatres and the chorus of giggles that erupted when the title ‘Cocaine Bear’ first popped up, that was one of the truest moments of human connection I’ve ever experienced.
RIGHT! And the way the entire theater just laughed together. It was truly a natural high unlike any one I’ve experienced
@@Penguinman2.0”natural high” lol, nice pun
@@IamaPERSON (I’m so glad that was noticed I’m super proud of it)
@@Penguinman2.0 as you should be
Agreed, it was one of the first films I saw after covid. Funny and very gory ! The trailer made me go, I’m glad I did !
My favorite joke in the whole movie is still how Daveed gets 2 fingers shot off at once but they’re not next to each other.
I totally agree it’s such a simple yet absurd joke that it just kills me every time
Same.
I appreciate a movie that delivers on its premise. I was promised a bear high on coke causing mayhem and I got a bear on coke causing mayhem. 5 stars.
you gotta love truth in advertising
Yeah i couldn't bring myself to finish it, i got bored.
Plus, it was a funny movie 😂
I like how they tried to make a bear look like an insane coked up monster, but instead just made an accurately fast bear.
The Cocaine Bear is only in roughly 10% of the movie, with the remaining 90% dedicated to watching people walk through the woods. Yet, it still sustained my attention.
Nerd out alert: No this makes sense! Suspsense/fear/excitement coming from seeing something less is a quintessential horror movie tool!
@@lolzguylRight?! The audience starts out knowing that there’s a bear and then shows everyone going into the woods. So anyone watching would be waiting for the bear to attack someone. And when it finally happens it’s all the more shocking. It’s practically Hitchcock’s “bomb under the table” speech. But it’s “bear in the woods.
@@animeotaku307Specifically, it's Spielberg's "Jaws", inspired by that quote.
Hey it worked for Lord of the Rings
"I trusted you with Rosette.." "I know.." "Who's Rosette??" "The dog in my car." "You left a dog in the car??!!" "*YOU* left my son in St. Louis.." It was this kind of comedic dialogue that made the whole damn movie soooooo enjoyable!!! 👏👏 😆😅😂🤣👏👏
The scene involving the paramedics was straight crazy and classic.
Mad Max eat your heart out, we just got the new best chase sequence in cinema
This was my favorite part in the movie 😂
Scenes like that only happen ever few decades, we gotta cherish it
I loved the parts with the bear cubs they snacked on that cocaine like toddlers hopped up on sugar.
I can’t tell if we’re all being sarcastic about “based on a true story”. The “true story” is a bear found some cocaine, ate it (ad animals do with things) but then immediately OD’d. Literally the only basis that is true is cocaine and bear in the same vicinity for a moment
@@DeathnoteBB Without a doubt, you're correct. This is not a movie that follows the story of what ACTUALLY happened when a drug smuggler(?) dropped a bunch of cocaine in the forests of the USA. However, it can still be "Based on" the true story, because it is, as you said, about a bear that finds cocaine. It's only inspiration. The rest is, "What if bear not die? What if bear kill?" and that's fine. I totally get your frustrations though, it's NOT accurate to the original story. But that is also fine.
Saw it in theatres, me and my brothers were laughing but the only other three people behind us were so scared, they probably thought we were psychos for laughing at the deaths in the movie
The "HA, Comeuppan- OHHH MY GOD" was everyone's reaction in my theatre lol. Ironically the hardest death to watch, in the movie about a bear messing stuff up.
The lesson here: if Jurassic Park/World ever decides to go full R horror then Elizabeth Banks should be on the directors list.
My friend and I went to see this because we were bored and nothing else looked appealing at the time. Most entertained I've been coming out of a theater in a very long time. This movie knew exactly what it was and played the part almost flawlessly.
I didn’t think there’d be a video about this movie but everything deserves a win
I think you'd really like Tremors, or at least the first one. It's a super underrated monster flick, and I think it's perfectly executed for what it's trying to be. It doesn't take itself too seriously, but grounds the situation in reality almost a little too well. One of my favorites, and I think you'll appreciate it.
He's made reference to Tremors in a couple other videos. Would definitely love to see a full Everything Great About for it, maybe the first couple sequels.
@@infinitesheldon5710 I think videos for the first four movies would be the best. The first three have a fairly solid through-line and introduce interesting new ideas in each one (the ass-blasters are a _little_ silly tho) and the fourth one is honestly really fun. Wild west tremors is cool! and I would honestly not mind seeing more of it, especially compared to some of the later sequels.
@@from_no_where Absolutely agreed. The first four movies are definitely the best, and most consistently enjoyable Tremors movies. I don't really care for everything that came after the fourth movie.
@@infinitesheldon5710 Everything after four is mostly disappointing imo yeah, there's a few brief moments that are good, but most of that is Burt Gummer and they killed him in the last movie so the franchise kinda has nothing left honestly, which is sad to see. Also Burts son that shows up in the 5th movie i'm pretty sure is pretty fuckin annoying, and hes in like every following movie as well.
We should start a petition for him to do the first four Tremors. Watched the movie last night and I can vouch, it is a good movie.
The scene of them eating coke made me gasp in fear more than any horror movie I swear 😂 I don't have kids and am no stranger to "party favors", but the very last thing I ever expected to see in a movie was children eating cocaine
The bigest sin of this movie is that, they did not have the Cocaine Bear go on a rampage across the town. Imiagine how funny that would have been.
Sequel?
@@nikki2jessica Cocaine Bear 2: A White and Red Christmas
@@scrungobeepis5443W title
Week 147 of asking for Everything Great About Dead Man's Chest.
C’mon Lee, the trilogy is a wonderful thing to review as a whole
@@ThaAlecmanhonestly
Blud’s been askin for almost 3 years 💀
We'll get him to do it, let's continue, mate !
Wow. So you have been asking for almost 3 years
Honestly, I think Cocaine Bear might be my favorite movie of the year. I showed it to my grandmother as a joke, and she absolutely loved it, running off immediately afterwards to show my grandfather, and then gave me the dvd for my birthday. Such a funny movie, the penne in the bar made me lose my shit the first time I saw it. Absolutely love it.
also, ambulance scene for every award ever!!!
It was my favorite movie of the year……until I saw Oppenheimer
I asked my dad: Is he eating the penne dry? Why? 🤭
Watching this movie with friends was really solid, 10:12 the bear jumping into the ambulance car was f*cking crazy💀
I remember seeing this movie with my friends. It was just 6 or 7 of us and another small group in the theater and we had the time of our lives. I could only describe it as an “experience” and I’m glad I shared it with my friends. After the movie we went to get pizza and one of my friends was hyping up the movie to an employee making it sound like it was high art and it was hilarious!
I'm not joking when I say Cocaine Bear was one of the best movie going experiences I've ever had. There's just something so visceral and honest about it with the way the violence was done. It honestly made me appreciate my mortal life more.
Love the mention of how cool the romper is! My friends mum was the costume designer on this, and when we went to see Barbie, she wore one of the spares!
My favorite movie of 2023. Perfect, no complaints, loved everything about it. When i saw the trailers I thought it was going to be bad, but I've never been so happy to be wrong.
With all this gore, I'm shocked that there were a lot of people online saying "ugh it's CGI, why didn't they use a real bear" like holy shit
Yay what the hell
Method acting,with a bear(preferebly using a painted Polar bear)
This movie was so amazing! It was my first packed theatre experience since COVID (usually there were only 6-7 other people present). My family was sitting next to another group and we were casually chatting until the movie started. The title screen comes on and we're all giggling like middle schoolers. Then the cabin massacre happens and the whole audience is shrieking in fear or in horrified silence. It's like we were all in sync to experience this one spectacular moment. I remember the woman sitting next to me told me to tell her when it was safe to look again, meaning now I had to watch the screen even though I was equally terrified. This movie brought back everything I missed, it was like the nostalgia of watching an inappropriate movie with friends and the novelty of getting to share an experience with strangers again for the first time in years all in one! Also I've actually had a Black Bear experience. I was hiking with a friend and we came across marked up trees. She knew that meant bear land and as we were backtracking the fuck out of there it appeared. We stood there frozen for what seemed like forever before we actually locked in. Picked up rocks and started throwing em, she was crying and I told her if she's gonna cry then "Cry Louder!!" It left and we ran faster than we have ever in our lives.
I couldn't believe yall haven't done The Nice Guys. The movie seems like one that you'd absolutely love.
I'd love for you to do the Prince of Egypt, especially with the longer format you're following nowadays! An under appreciated gem, and possibly the best animated film ever made - plus it's got all the things you like.
Yes
Thanks for doing this. I can't watch most horror, but I absolutely love bears and I often deal with my problems by imagining terrible people being randomly attacked by bears, so this was perfect for me. The worst stuff is blurred out, I get to watch bears living their best/most terrifying lives, and somebody makes jokes the whole time. And all the bears lived. No notes!
Thank you for your positivity and sharing your love of movies!
You should really do the Ghostbusters movies, it's Halloween and that would be a fun idea
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
It was awesome that Margo Martindale was in this movie, She's one of my favorite actors!
Such a great character actress that Margo Martindale lady
@@marcooosbibendorsht1334 Esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale.
Me and a friend went to this movie knowing what we were getting and it still suprised us with how much fun we had with this great movie
I didn't think this would happen, so I'm very glad to see Cocaine Bear being appreciated!
I watched this high out of my mind with friends on discord and I truly do not remember a second of it
Fun fact: Hannah Hoekstra in the beginning is the mocap actor for Aloy in the Horizon video game series
Loved this move so much!
i have requested this 100s of times by now, but please in honor of the halloween season do coraline!
Was not expecting this one
Rip to the legend Ray Liotta Perfect campy end to a great career. If you haven’t seen Goodfellas (somehow), please watch it.
Jane is such a good song I only heard it properly this year. Always a win for me ❤
Love your content 😊😊😊❤❤❤
Since this is a movie about animals, this is a great opportunity to re-hawk my requests from last week, 101 Dalmatians (1961 animated version), Bingo (1991 movie), and Isle of Dogs (this one neither has several other versions nor is it really obscure, but just for consistency, the 2018 movie).
I still can't get over that this movie contains the Peewee Herman anti-drug PSA in it. There is truly no movie quite like it.
I didn't even realize that character actress Margo Martindale was in this movie. Somehow I never thought of her as a real person outside the BH-universe.
Great review - did not notice the theme of parenthood was what linked all of the subplots. Please review "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil" for/near Halloween; a film that is to horror films what "Hot Fuzz" is to action films
2:39 from Pee-wee Herman to Bat-Mite, I will miss him so much. Rest in Paradise Paul! and when I saw this movie, I knew I was going to have a good time lol
Saw it opening night, best cinema experience of my life
I hope you get to do the original Shrek and Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark soon… along with Jurassic Park 2 and 3… ❤ THANK U, CINEMAWINS, FOR MAKING MY DAY!!
I’m still surprised he didn’t do any of the Indiana Jones movies in the run-up to Dial Of Destiny
I love watching a YMS video saying a movie is trash then coming here to see all the good things that make the movie actually brilliant.
As an EMT, the funniest part of this movie was easily that ambulance scene 😂
Great video.
I loved this movie. My mate absolutely hated it, and that made my experience even better.
ME TOO
I was in the middle of watching Perry Mason when I watched this movie so it was very funny seeing Matthew Rhys in that opening
Ah, Cocaine Bear. Saw it on my birthday with a few buddies. Afterwards, we drank too much and decided to write a giant, detailed and pretentious review on Letterboxd about what the film says about society and the human condition. Good times :)
This isn’t just a movie this is cinema this is the 11th commandment
This is the most a comedy horror has made me laugh in ages, the dialogue is so fucking funny and I love how it didn't hold back at all, having the kids swear and do drugs was an amazing decision for the comedy
When I watched this movie in cinema with a few friends my english teacher sat in the row behind us, it was awesome
Oh boy! A great youtube channel! I sure hope theres not another channel that hates on movies!
I had a great time watching Cocaine Bear. My only complaint is that the first scene wasn't the bear first consuming the coke, though that's pendatic.
This is the greatest event in history. the best video he’s ever made, ever
Saw this in the theater with my roomates. Gosh, this was so fun.
I think in honor of spooky season, you should do Over The Garden Wall.
finally, a quality movie
@1:11 The lady hiking with the dude is the same women from Horizon Zero Dawn. I remember seeing the trailers and thinking, "why does she look familiar?"
the "fight back cause she's black" joke got me LMFAO
this will still be the funniest theater going experience I ever had because my dad and I were hyped to see this movie and my mom wanted to go but doesn't like horror movies so my dad and I were dying laughing the whole time and my mom was just cowering in fear
Oh, this movie is on my October watchlist.
Da king is back baby he neva miss
2:19 Not a fan of how they nerfed Aloy just to let the bear win... 😒
I will say, watching this inebriated at home with inebriated friends and leading a chant of "cocaine children! cocaine children!" felt like a win
I knew the movie wasnt going to be an amazing piece of ciminatic gold with amazing writing or anything like that. It was a good movie to just laugh at and take in. Im glad it exists and while seeing it in theatre, i got the small crowd laughing at the internet's "fast 10 your seatbelts" joke after the ad for Fast 10 lol. Twas a good day.
My friend and I saw this in theaters because after seeing the trailers we were like “yeah, that looks dumb as hell. Let’s go see it!” We went in expecting it to either be super dumb but funny and we were pleasantly surprised at how good we thought it was. We had a great time in this movie and I honestly think it’s a fun ass movie.
Literally watched it last night... Rawrrrr
5:52 you also missed the jurassic park reference here which was spot on asf(the kids got sneezed on in a tree by a longneck)
The headshot made me laugh so incredibly hard, I had to rewind it like 6 times the first time I saw this movie.
I like how one of my favorite movies of the year, and of all time, featuring some amazing actors, incredible CGI, great music and humor is f**king called Cocaine Bear
Great video! If you wanted to do another Alden Ehrenriech movie I'd adore a video on Hail, Caesar!
He’s amazing in that movie, absolutely steals the movie from everyone else.
pls.... i've been waiting actual years for everything great about real steel
0:00 Omg please I can’t help please call the Cinemasins so I can collaborate him
loved this gory silly movie. and being from knoxville area lol
One of the best movies I’ve seen in the last 5 years.
My favorite thing is the The Bear's body count isn't actually that high. Most of the death is just the humans stumbling into each other. Or mayhem caused indirectly by the Bear.
How do I go about requesting a video on "Everything Great About Super Troopers"? Cause I would love to see that.
I don't know how you can say this movie is not a "home-run" .. but art is subjective so to each their own. I think you were a little too critical. This flick hit all the right notes for me! ☮
Can you guys do a everything great about “the help”? I’m curious on what you guys would say about this movie
Hey, can you make a video on the polar express when it comes to holiday season? Thanks!
I think that ninoma should have a video here, is been a very long time for it.
I expected nothing from watching this movie but it was an absolute blast! 🎉😂 Edit; hearing how "hoekstra" is pronounced by a non dutch guy is also funny 😊
Olaf, the norwegian actor, wearing a "norwegian mountaintops" shitt is dope
Never thought I’d see a Nottingham Forest reference in a Cinemawins video but here we are
Watching this movie with my friends was great. We saw it in cinemas and had a blast, the two other groups in there with us were also laughing and being loud. The vibe was perfect and every death and mutilation had us gasping and roaring. Henry's actor I recognised but couldn't place my finger on why until we got out and I was walking down the stairs out of the cinema and I was looking up the cast. Sweet Tooth has a promising future.
My absolute favorite part of this movie is just Alden Ehrenreich eating plain pasta at a bar. Idk why it’s so funny to me but it had me laughing so hard in the theater even after the scene ended
great movie man I watched it loved the kills
Is next week, Elemental?
Another week goes by, another week asking for Sonic 2
I never seen this nor did I ever want to until now. It seems Henry makes his movie worth watching lol
Y'all need to make a MusicWins and FoodWins!
Lots of people have tried to make a Coen Brothers-esque film and failed. Although more overtly going for laughs than is typical for the Coens, I feel like Banks got a lot closer than most.
My boyfriend and I saw this in theaters, and we went shopping the other day and I just smiled cause i love spending time with him, we ended up buying the movie together. ❤