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“can i blackmail children?” this is my favourite family friendly channel
LOL
Yeah the question is very child friendly 😂😂😂😬
Very 😂
“Bella woohooed with a weenie.”
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This is making me want a autobiography of Stanley’s life.
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY nobody care
@@daisyy7708 Just report them.
@@noel090909 they have a lottttt of bot avcounts so it probably wont do anything
That would be so funny! 😆
I’ll write it lad.
i like how it ranges from "yeah i told him I liked blue when i actually like yellow 😩" to "i am a serial killer"
"I kidnapped a kid"
“It’s not much but it’s honest work” More like: “It’s not honest but it’s work”
HAHA this made my day thank you
@@onionjuul774 You’re welcome!
"It's not honest but it's much work."
It's work nonetheless ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s not honest but it’s much
"calebs a LIAR???" *caleb is sleeping* "calebs a vampire!"
HAHHAHA I DIDNT EVEN CONNECT THAT… omg
I was looking for this comment
I wasn't even there!
brent and his "secret favourite colour" paid more then a freaking secret child from a COUNT? oh yeah sims team makes sense
You know what tho? Weirdly, it makes sense because Brent feeling guilty about lying about a color means he's extreeeemely conscientious. His guilty conscience makes him feel so bad that he is willing to pay a lot because he feels he deserves it. Meanwhile, Vlad doesn't really care. He's more like "secret child? meh, so what" so he doesn't put much value on it.
@@katy8605 you got a very good point, what just proves that Brent is a cute underrated townie
It actually does though, a nice sim would probably offer more money lol
Yeah and it was so cute
Vlad is a super old vampire he probably has like eight secret children and the one he was talking about is like 64 now
I can already see the “can you get rich by farming in the sims 4”
And it will be so good :) And maybe it will follow: Can you get rich winning competitions? Can you get rich by just baking?
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY we are so tired
Yep definitely, I hope Stanley will get money from it. 😂😂😂
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY shush
@@ItoChan88 can you get rich just by canning preserves...?
Challenge for Stanley: Can you get rich by asking sims for (and not repaying) loans in the sims 4?
That's a good one!
Omg I was l just about to suggest this too! Great minds 🧠
The short answer to this is yes
@@RiverSong1218 Sims won't get mad if you never repay them
You can.
“Woohoed with a weenie” - Kayla Sims, family friendly KZheadr and streamer.
What is the most hilarious things I heard all day? Woohoo with a weenie
He should try beekeeping for money, Stanly gives me beekeeper and honey vibes
I had a beekeeper sim and it was SO hard to keep track of all the different hives. 10/10 would like to see Kayla try this.
YES
@@felicityhall he would struggel so hard
Yes omg!!!
Same
"This is a Game changer!" Do you think that's what Kayla says when she looks in the mirror?
Lol
i snorted
LMAO
😂😂😂 You win the internet today 😂😂😂
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY you have no videos
You should totally make a tier list for Stanley's best and worst "get rich quick" schemes!
Yes!!!
i second this !
That would be a great tier list for sure
"I might have committed some *light* ... treason." Are the Landgraabs cousins to the Bluth family?
it wouldn’t surprise me, i wonder if they have a banana stand
Family Love Nancy
This is now my head cannon. 😂
Came here to comment this 😂😂
there are actually a lot of references to arrested development in this game, theres also a reference to the chicken imitation haha
Bella being blackmailed by Stanley "made out with a HOT DOG?? oh my god that was ONE time"
LOL
Mean girlssss
"Stop trying to make dag dag happen summer it's not going to happen!"
stanley’s done so many things to get rich at this point 😂
He is so desperate
He’s a hustler.
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY stfu
Yet whenever Kayla starts a challenge he’s still poor
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY stop begging for likes
“How is my fun low? I’m beating up Nancy!!” - Kayla 2021😂
"I may have committed some light treason" is a quote from Arrested Development. I really like that they sneak in these kind of low key references.
thank you! i was searching for this comment.
C B same, I was searching to see and if not, I was going to comment, but T K beat us to it!
The Sims also had Arrested Development jokes in the Sims 3 like the Never Nude trait hahahaha
The Sims 3 has Gobias Koffi, who looks just like Tobias, has the Never Nude trait and whose father is named Gaylord
I was thinking the same! It's subtle but iykyk 😂😂
I love that Brent’s biggest secret was he lied about his favorite color and he still payed you 130 simoleons.
"it's not very lucrative, but it's honest work" well... I mean you're getting paid to keep secrets 🤔
lol when she said that I was like "it's literally the opposite"
I love how everyone has these dark and scandalous secrets and then there's Brent Hecking who feels bad for lying about his favorite color. He's too pure for this world.
Who wouldn’t want a secret child with Vladdy Daddy
he's a count tho... maybe that poor person thought that he would pay some funds
okay that's enough internet for today
Love your pfp!
Stanley does XD
trruuueeee
When you find out lore by blackmailing sims
i like how they'll only pay $79 tops to keep the secret that they literally murdered someone
Both Bella and Mortimer were talking about someone's awful haircut, so ... maybe they were trashing Cassie's pig-tails?
Lol. Yeah, definitely.
challenge: every 1-2 minutes randomize packs when you’re building a house/ residential lot
Bruh that’s a great idea!!
ooh yes good idea!
good idea
Yes!
Dang, I had no idea this feature was usable outside of the Strangerville storyline! That's pretty cool. Now only if someone could mod this to give like 50 times more money...
Simsie- You should let Stanley into a house with everything he could possibly need, then set it to 3x speed to generate his likes and dislikes
"I don't like your outfit Bella, so I'm gonna go ahead and blackmail you."
04:38 this REALLY sounds like it would be the title of a children’s book in the sims
Yea
yesss
I may have to name my Sims next children's book that
Omg I’m crying!!
"There's a Bear in My Chair!" would just be reverse "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" lmfao
"Didn't realise the weather could stop you from being evil" 😂
That was so funny loll
@@jauxro Kayla always drops these funny lines 😂
Love that his aspiration is Friend of the World.
we gotta appreciate Stanley for everything he's been through
I love how Simsie always adds “oh and if you’re new to this series..” And then explains. It makes it really convenient for when I watch videos with my boyfriend who knows nothing about her channel
I really love how in every single one of her videos she always explains anything that a new person might not know :) I notice it a lot
Lmao the amount of payment does not AT ALL equate to the crime. 75 bucks for treason?!?!
simsie you should try getting rich fast by asking people for money with a high charisma skill, it's really fun
the secret child Vlad is talking about could be the siblings Caleb and Lilith Vatore, or am I captain obvious? lmao
In one of the sims 4 vampire trailers, vlad takes a young human lillith and turns her into a vampire.
"I don't like your outfit, Bella." "Mock her outfit and then blackmail her!"
Wait I didn't know this! Stanley spill the tea ☕
The bear was taking revenge for Goldilocks sitting his family's chairs
Sitting in*
"Can you get rich by being Stanley?" is what some other youtubers need to do.
how about get rich quick by selling the decor items you get from “rummaging for blank decor” using the decoration thing that came with seasons? i feel like that could be pretty effective🤷🏽♀️
She's already done that actually!
Imagine being bugged and blackmailed by a hot dog lol
Its not just a hot dog Its a HOT hot dog
"Nancy landgrab YOU OWE ME MONEY!" "How come my fun is low, I'm beating up Nancy?! There's no way that's not fun for him." 😂😂😂
the “light treason” thing is from arrested development, there are actually a lot of references to arrested development in this game
lilsimsie: blackmailing everyone lilsimsie: ‘it may not be lucrative but it’s honest work’
You can actually blackmail with the romantic garden stuff pack, it’s with the wishing well. After you wish for money, it’s one of the luck variations after you wish for money! They give you like 2000$
Vlad having a secret child somewhere makes sense though! The dude is very very old and has lived for hundreds of years, surely he had a few women in his time. Wait I just thought of an amazing story for the Sims. The secret child is a vampire and has been searching for their father for decades. Their human mother passed away many years before. One day, they find a letter in the attic from their mother to Vlad, saying that she is pregnant. Except, she never sent it but his name is on the letter. So they travel to Forgotten Hollow and ask around, meeting the Vatore twins. They point towards the giant manor on the hill. When Vlad opens the door, the resemblance is uncanny. Vlad, knowing that sending away his only heir that he knows of would be a bad idea, lets them stay.
"give residence keys" the residence: doesn't have walls or a door
Gotto love the sims humor + lilsimsie humor on top. Never laughed so hard.
Wait… YOU CAN BLACKMAIL YOUR SIMS WITH THAT LISTENING DEVICE THING? I guess I haven’t touched strangerville enough.
Everyone: commits some really crazy crime Brent: I said I liked blue but I like yellow instead...
a reenactment of me seeing the title: what? w h a t ? _W H A T ?_
*insert jontron confuses clip*
I live for these "can you get rich by" videos
10:08 Vlad: everyone's got a secret child somewhere, right? 15:32 Stanley: yes
Why is Brent so wholesome, I can't
guess who’s back back again stanley’s back tell a friend
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Stanley!
“He’s not having a good day. Well... it’s about to get worse”
Ik this is so irelivent but I JUST CAME OUT TO MY MUM AS LESBIAN AND IM SO HAPPY
Congratulations!!! It's a big them coming out. Sending love 💕
CONGRATS MATE THATS AWESOME !!!
CONGRATS!! let's go lesbians!
Thank you so much everyone
CONGRATS OMG
Oh I think I can speak for all of us and say Welcome back Stanley Humphrey
the sims team really needs to adjust the blackmailing system lmao
At this point Stanley Humphrey is such a legend, the Sims team should add him as a townie
Stanley is ICONIC.
i clicked sooo fast, i love this series so much. never stop doing these kayla, they are so fun!
This made me appreciate Brent as a townie so much more
"this guy doesn't pay taxes, 100% tax fraud is what is going on with victor," idk why but this line sends
Stanley: Woohoos with Grant Also Stanley: “Cough up or I’ll tell everyone, Grant!”
stanley got reverse goldilocks-ed. a bear came into his house and sat in his chair
Strangerville is one of my favorite packs. The neighborhood is so beautiful after you fix some buildings. It have such a X-Files mood.
“Caleb is sleeping” Make that ELEVEN lies!
Some day you should give Stanley the total amount of money he's made in all of the videos and build him a house with it
*WAIT WHATTTTTT* 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Caleb has the sun resistant trait. He seems to love to make friends with sims so they want to be vampires than after they turn invite them out during the day constantly
kayla talking about blackmailing to get rich quick: was it perfect? no. was it flawless? was it seamless? no, no, no, it wasn’t any of those things…but it sure was entertaining
the "i may have committed some light treason" line is from arrested development! and gobias koffi from the sims 3 is a million arrested development jokes in one sim. i love the writers they have good taste in tv clearly
“Maybe I could woohoo with his husband. What’s the harm in that?” Kayla, 2021
i started a save with an evil sim recently, not exactly the black widow challenge or any challenge in particular, i just wanted to cause chaos. my sim looks like phoebe song though. anyway im going to make her blackmail people now because thats fun and i also forgot it existed because its in strangerville
you should do a tier list of every get rich quick scheme you've done
Stanley is iconic to Simsie's channel at this point, like the Landgraabs or Don Lothario to the Sims series 👌
What I thought during the video: "This is stupid. I love it"
10:47 “i may have committed some… light… treason.” that arrested development reference was gold 😭
what a title just what i needed in my life
I’m eagerly looking forward to playing the sims on my trip this weekend and every day of my life thanks to you.
Yessss I’ve been waiting for this ever since your stream!!
you should do a tier list of all Stanley’s schemes
Stanley keeps all his money in a safe and his house keeps burning down so he keeps having to do these crazy schemes to get money.
Kayla make a video with you trying not to laugh that’s gonna be a challenge 😭😭
11:24 "Oh he is not having a good day :(. Well. It's about to get worse :)" the lines from this video are priceless lol
Wait you can blackmail Sims?! Omg, I didn't even realize and I had all packs 😂 Game changer!
Simsie being surprised for Vlad having a secret child... Yeah, nothing new for Latinoamérica
I-
wait what? I'm in Latinoamérica and I- wait... edit: okay a re-read and I think I got it (I was thinking that we should knew about said child from him here, I still struggle with english sometimes)
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@@kstar1489 I think they're talking about the great amount of love-affair children existing here. I really expect that doesn't sound mean but like, it's very common here in Brasil and maybe in the rest of Latinamérica
I love the “light treason” reference from Arrested Development!!! Lol
The 'light treason' is an arrested development reference. I highly recommend that show!
Kayla, your videos crack me up. I just adore Stanley.
"I'm gonna blackmail the bear" 🤣😭
"I've devolved from trying to make money, now I'm just trying to ruin people's lives"............ Me, every time I play in live mode
10:50 this line is a reference to Arrested Development!! 😁 I love that show so I was so happy to see that
This may not have been the fastest but was very entertaining and Stanley is an OG military man. It would be a pain but to keep track but it'd be interesting to separate the frog/collectibles money from the challenge money in these videos. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SNAP!
At this point you might as well do an exclusively frog rags to riches with stanley(if you haven’t already I don’t think you have?) bc that’s what’s paying for them half the time
I've never been so happy to have bought Strangerville 😌
love that you teach me new things to do in the sims!
Lilsimsie this was the best laughs i have had in a long time. I love your challenges always inspires me to play a little wild keep it up. Along with your one liners 😂👍💖
“Blackmail party” is a new thing, you invite your “friends” over and blackmail them until your rich.