The Rise Of Skywalker BUT It's Just Lazy Writing
2020 ж. 31 Нау.
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This is simply for fun.
Call this video a funny critique, maybe an unfunny one, a crack whatever.
I only know one truth TROS is just a bad movie. In EVERY way. It's a bad Star Wars movie, it's terribly written, mostly terribly acted (and I am not saying anything against actors, all of them are at least descent, but in this movie...YIKES), terribly edited, it has no direction, almost nonexistent plot etc etc.
You can tell that everyone involved in the making of this movie was just sick of SW and wanted to get it over with and it's simply sad.
But if you don't agree, okay but please don't take this too seriously.
Part two out: kzhead.info/sun/lL2SeMiXcHdrhKs/bejne.html
whoa how is it that i come to watch this video right when u post another
I just got this as a recommendation, gonna check p2 out.
Just put the whole movie next time
@@can_I_get_a_waffle I mean, it would be comedy. The whole movie is a joke afterall.
@@a.v.w si
“Rise of Skywalker but it’s just lazy writing” *does not show entire movie* Me: “Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete”
BeCAuSe SoMeOnE eRaSeD iT fRoM tHe ArChIvE mEmRy
Nah bro every Babu Frik scene was incredible
Yeah I was like bro where’s the whole movie at.
Babu Frik: "WOHOOOO!" I cry evry tiem
No, the archives are complete. I just don't think this person was able to sit through the movie again, much less upload it to YT
“Somehow Palpatine returned.” It’s like a note taken during a story boarding meeting, but it’s in the script.
Lol true
"Are we going to flesh that out later in the writing process?" "Yeah, of course we are. We'll just have this book mark in until it's time to start filming."
on his context the line makes perfect sense actually
@@dragonchannek4843 no way youre defending "somehow palpatine returned"
@@spookwavevevo bruh maybe the line sound stupid (and it is sort of) but taken in the context it makes perfect sense , how Poe dameron is supposed to know how papa palpy returned?
The worst part of the sequels is that they had all the resources to make a good movie, and just said "Nah lets do none of that."
Yea, imagine if Disney gave this huge Hollywood budget to the top Star Wars Novel writers and the Old Republic Game Trailer folks
@@nabi5864 They don't even care at this point. The movies made enough money and now they have a new era of Star Wars fans from them that will watch anything they make while defending writing like "somehow, Palpatine returned"
"we didn't have access to comics and books like marvel" > Meanwhile the Expanded Universe: "BRUH"
Dave Filoni could've knocked this shit out of the park and been set for life
@SamaelVR eh...
The way professor Snape survived that crash was incredible
this is the comment of all time
The way Trent Reznor survived that crash was incredible
The way Seth Borden survived that crash was incredible
The way JP survived that crash is incredible.
I mean… I could see Driver as a good Snape.
Imagine being a soldier and you get called into a briefing room and they just go “somehow hitler returned”
lmao
I'm done 😂😂 and they do it in 2044 🤣🤣
Lmao 😂😂😂
Good one bro XD
Different from ep. IX, this could make a great movie
"Rey... " "Rey who?" "Reyd, Shadow Legends"
Lmao
This is G.O.A.T comment
That caught me off guard XD
I laughed so hard I nutted
This is hilarious
0:04 Somehow Palpatine returned. 0:25 Somehow Kylo Ren returned. 0:34 Somehow Chewbacca returned. 0:45 Somehow Snoke returned, in a bottle. 0:58 Somehow Rey returned to Tatooine. 1:21 Somehow everyone returned. 1:32 Somehow Skywalkers returned. 1:46 Somehow family relations returned. 1:51 Somehow jetpacks returned. ...
1:29 somehow Rey Who closed her mouth for more than 2 seconds
Underrated comment.
when did Rey ever go to Tatooine?
Star Wars IX: The Return of everyone
I laughed so hard at this and now I have a headache.
The hopelessness in Oscar Isaacs eyes when he says "I've given up" is so real. He's talking about the movie.
Top 10 moments actors weren't acting
He's just as pathetic as the movie. Shit actor
I love how the old lady has to ask "Rey who" instead of just saying "hello Rey nice to meet you" like a normal person
never in my life have i heard anyone legitimately say "hello (name) nice to meet you"
I mean I don't wanna play the devils advocate but the lady could have asked that because she knew that Luke and the fam lived there. Shes older than like so she might have known them which is why she wants to know who is at their old house
@@tiesdijkmans you’re telling me that this old lady has lore?
@@californiansniper2133 possibly
@@californiansniper2133 plot twist, the lady is one of the stormtroopers that killed lukes aunt and uncle
“Who are you?” “I’m Rey.” “Rey who?” “ReyVENGE OF THE SITH.”
Ahaha HISHE, good
MUAH HAHAHAHAHAH! *cuts down everything before her with saberstaff*
Reymond Shields
ReyD Shadow Legends
Rey who? Re-PALPATINE
The coalition in 1815: "Somehow Napoleon returned"
To be fair, that's probably the one time when such words and reaction actually fit.
Well, they didn't make the same mistake twice.🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment
Luke: I can sense there is good in you father, I won't abandon you! Also Luke: You cannot be redeemed Kylo! I sense a tiny speck of darkside in you.
“You are an irredeemable piece of Garbage Kylo, you will turn to the Dark Side and there is no saving you.” “But, what do you mean master? I have done literally nothing to deserve this attempt on my life, please explain yourself.” “You had a bad dream once, and now, you must pay for it”
@@fivestarguy100 We sure Luke isn't the Darth here?
"It's murder time, naughty child :)"
Well. Characters as well as people change as they get older; sometimes for the bitter and sometimes for the better. Its called character development.
"Somehow Palpatine returned." "How?" "Some."
"A good question- for another time." "Oh, so like the next movie?" "No." "Oh, the one after, then." "No, not then either."
Because money $
Imagine if Finn happend to be force sensitive too and Rey turned to the dark side and Kylo joined up with his dad in the end after all and trained Finn to fight Rey. That would have been an interesting movie IMO
Lm ao ooooo
@@rasmusolsen441 Are you sure you’re not a writer at Lucas Films? Cause that sounds as garbage as TLJ
“Hi I’m Peter Parker” “Rey Skywalker” “Oh we’re using our made up names? Then I’m Spider-Man”
underrated comment
@@justalex4274 Yes
Dang
I saw this video and i was like so the whole thing than
@@fuuuuuuuuuckyouprerna the hog rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points
Mad respect to the actors for being able to deliver a line like "somehow Palpatine returned" while keeping a straight face.
"The Rise of Skywalker but its just lazy writing" *Uploads the whole film*
"The Rise of Skywalker but it's just lazy writing" That would be the whole movie
Came here for this comment
Yeah like why ain't this at least an hour long
The whole latest trilogy.
They fly now
I was going to write that but I was like, "I'm sure somebody already -- yeah here it is."
My favorite part of “somehow palpatine returned,” is that Oscar Isaac is trying his best to make that line sound reasonable but he just can’t and we can’t fault him for that
Making an actor like him try to make that line sound reasonable is like telling Gordon Ramsay to try to make a piece of turd taste good.
You can just hear the cringe in his voice.
It’s just like Hayden in the prequel trilogy
@@theAverageJoe25 Hayden actually did a phenomenal job.
Hayden was very good for the material he was given, especially in Rots.
"Somehow Palpatine returned". Bravo there goes the entire plot of all 6 movies of The Choosen One Prophecy.
I like to imagine the old lady knew Shmi, Anakin, and even got to know Luke and her expression definitely screams “ no you’re not”
Fun fact: Oscar Isaac never rehearsed his lines, he was actually in disbelief the whole time
No way
If it wisney fur yer wellies where wid ye be
He lost his new hope....
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Source?
"Somehow Palpatine is still alive" "okay, but how tho?" "Somehow"
"Cloning" "OK but how exactly did he he survive" "Gotta read the novelization man"
He managed to survive being electrified from the reactor core And managed to survive the death Star expolsion So simple why can't people understand
"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural"
"A good question for another time."
@@Firelord91021 _"What_ novelization? Those aren't canon..."
I love it when the general guy says "I am the spy" and it's dropped out of so much fucking nowhere that even the other characters go *"w h a t"*
it’s literally like hitler saying hes a spy for the allies
The sequel trilogy BUT it’s just lazy writing: the videos 7 hours 18 minutes long
This whole trilogy got that “it’s 7 PM, big project is due tomorrow, I still don’t know what I want to write about, I’ll just wing it because I have to write something” vibe to it.
I'd say the first half hour to hour of force awakens was decent maybe actually good but then fell apart and only got worse and worse from their to the last movie. I can't comprehend how someone did not read the last Jedi script or while filming notice the many errors and poorly thought plot points. Ryan couldn't keep his own characters consistent and make sense. It's like every scene/location was written by a different person with no clue.
Slade Wilson agreed. Kylo seemed like an powerful and interesting villain and Finn was the protagonist. Then they met Rey and yeah....
Imagine making big bucks 1.3 billion ep8 (2bil ep7) and produce a garbage like ep9.
@@fynkozari9271 What kind of dumb statement/point is that? Ya bad movies all were profitable while bringing in less. Also it's almost like garbage like 9 did bad because a lot of fans stopped caring after the garbage of 8 as well. Practically all three were bad scripting, dumb characters, poor plots, and only made to bring in money not tell a good story or bring legit entertainment to everyone.
The last installation they literally had to rewrite at the last second because people responded so badly to the initial screenings.
I loved the “somehow”. At this point the writers were like “screw it we’re not even going to explain this one”.
Just like Kilo and Rey picking objects from each other without even be in the same planet. They didn't explain that too. And a couple of other things. If someone ask me how I feel watching those movies, I would say: Deception.
Deception makes more sense, at least they have a reason, not well explained but still makes sense CAUSE DREAM LOGIC. Dreams don't have limits The force does
Which is even worse since it's one of the most important scenes in this 'movie'
@@Rvs_. are they supposed to explain that Force power? I don't think so lol
Why is Daisy Ridley looking hot?
"what do you fear most?" "Sand. It's coarse, it gets everywhere..."
Honestly this video could be the whole movie
*Palpatine Returns Anakin’s spirt “did my whole 6 movie character arc mean nothing to you????”
Apparently so
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE SACRIFISED!!??
To Kennedy basically
It was actually in the comics
Disney: “NOPE”
“This dagger... has done terrible things...” Is currently wielding a lightsaber that has been used to slaughter children
@XenGlaris xD wtf lol
Can’t spell slaughter without laughter
@@LeeHatake93 i shouldn't have laughed so hard
Still a cool lightsaber, though
@@LeeHatake93 literally an early 2000's emo song title lol
0:53 "im rey" "Rey who?" "rey skywalker" "Rey who asked?"
I just love how ol' JJ writes the whole subtext INTO THE SCRIPT. Like in part 7, where Kylo and Rey read each other's minds to literally read the subtext out loud. Or the scene here with Rey, where she realizes Chewy must be alive and Fin replies with a question enabling her to LITERALLY STATE THE IMPLICATIONS. GODDAMMIT, JJ!!
Sees the length of the video: “Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.”
Yeah it should be longer Luckily there’s a part 2 🤗
I was expecting a complete re-upload of the movie, but I guess that would get copyright banned 😂
Gonna cry?
@@shidqi12345 Grow a pair.
@@shidqi12345 I missed the part where that's my problem
Interviewer - "John, could you describe your character Finn's entire arc in one word?" John Boyega -"REYYYYY"
90% REY 10% I have a filling
It's a shame how much potential Finn had as a character only to be ruined and turned into nothing but shouting Rey
"So my character was esentially a child super soldier who defected from the enemy he's now fighting and is on a quest to find himself" - Finn "Ok, so how do you that effects how the character acts?" - Interviewer "Not at all, he mostly follows people around, cries out for his friend to do things and spends the whole time as comic relief" - Finn
Scratch "arc".
3:08 this is by far the most relatable thing to come out of Rey.
"Rey who" *stares into distance with no answer* "i asked a question, stop ignoring me" or "who tf are you"
“Somehow, Palpatine returned,” “How could he?” “Source(s): Dude trust me.”
Something something Dark Side something mysterious ways something.
Oh nah there's an explanation of him returning ...in Fortnite...
Source: ( God works in mysterious ways)
i PROMISE YOU he's BACK BOOYYYYSSS
Lmaoo
"So how will Rey kill Palpatine?" "Two lightsaber"
"He's the most powerful sith though." "Hmm...one liner!"
This was one of the worst things I saw in the movie. I’m like wtf just happened. This scene made me wanna leave the movie theatre
@@TheShaneglass05 I watched the cam recorded version with Chinese subtitles permanently embedded behind the digital English sub in my room, and even I felt the urge to leave the room.
@@abloodynova7625 lmao that’s rough
@@TheShaneglass05 the lack of enthusiasm in my cinema was hilarious. during the big granddaughter reveal no one batted an eye, and when Rey and Ben kissed some people actually groaned
I love how when he says "Somehow Palpatine returned." Everyone looks more disappointed than shocked.
Old woman: “Well? I’m not getting any younger here, you know!”
😂
So Vaders death in VI was literally in vain, he was supposed to sacrifice himself to save Luke and make sure the emperor is dead but "somehow" they just decided to bring him back, cool.
Yep. That's probably the worst thing they did: trivialising the previous films by taking away the single act of redemption that completed the 6-film character arc of the most prominent character.
@@FluffyBunniesOnFire Not really, the emporer could have escaped on said Death Star
@@FluffyBunniesOnFire with as long as their conversation took, if Luke hadn't been there to confront them, he almost certainly would've had time to escape. Plus this way it's a confirmed kill and not just a "yeah I'm pretty sure we killed him" thing
Vader was the hero of the whole fricken star wars saga. He brought balance, he defeated palpatine. The fact that the new movies just shurgged it off really pees me off. Vader was disrespected. And i cant believe they tried to make Kylo the "new vader" of sorts. This movie doesnt even deserve to be slandered. It isnt that important. It is *simply* disrespectful, and deserves no further titles. I agree with you and hate these new movies
@@thedarklordofall6792 Vader was disrespected? The entire original cast was disrespected. They tried to replace them one by one with the most 1 dimensional, uninteresting puke they call characters. I knew from the moment they killed off Han they would try to pull this BS. Vader was replaced with the most virgin looking pathetic loser ever, Han was replaced with... some guy I forgot the name (it's Paul, isn't it?) That Disney just forgot about thought the new films. And don't even get me started with "almight Rey".
I feel like realistically, when she tells the old woman, "I'm Rey", the old lady would've just been all, "Hi Ray, my name is Ethel." Instead of all, "Ray WHO!?"
Especially when surnames don't seem to be that common in Star Wars.
Honestly could have worked if they had more dialogue explained, the old lady should have been a friend of Luke's aunt and uncle/adoptive parents. A lot could have been done to make that scene actually work.
It's supposedly set up when that alien kid in Hippie Festival Planet talks to her a little bit and she doesn't have a full name
@@user-wi5vd2ud7z Finn, Qi’Ra, Rex, Lobot, Phasma Yoda, Chewbacca, Greedo, Jabba, Snoke
Fuckin' Ethel lmao, of all the names you could have used lol, thx 🤣😂😆🤪
"rey who?" *stares into different direction* "bish i asked rey who?"
I like to think that the sigh Oscar Isaac gave before saying “Palpatine returned” was legit
This trilogy was a kick on the nuts for the fanbase.
All things considered its fun as hell to bully though
Tbh I loved the first 3, kinda lukewarm on the prequels and absoltely hated the disney trilogy
I mean you aren’t wrong, like, at all God I wish this trilogy never existed cuz it only divided the trilogy even more
Maybe it's a time for manbabies to fucking get over some shitty scifi movies that were cool 40 years ago. Fuck me how to people still cream their pants over this shit?
@@brownie43212 you good dude 😂 who hurt you
Finn: “tHeY fLy nOw!?!” Poe: “.....wait seriously, Finn? You were a Storm Trooper. How do you not know this? They’ve had jetpacks for decades!!! Didn’t they teach you about the Clone Wars when they brainwashed you???”
The sad part is that even the actor knew that. Goes to show how little saying anyone ever have in the Disney Corporations. It is like someone said, The Walt Disney Corporation has become much less Disney and much more a Corporation.
@@gskyon they should've let mandalorian director direct this movie luk
@@waffelo4681 should of let him direct the whole damn trilogy
@@shmavster4209 yeppo
They're not flying There falling with style
So wait if she just decided she’s a Skywalker that makes that kiss a whole lot more awkward than it was originally 💀
"Who are you...?" "I'm Rey..." "Rey who..." "Reystarting the Soviet Revolution...!"
Poor Oscar Isaac. You could tell he felt so dead inside delivering some of his lines.
Just watch him in Ex-Machina. His role in that movie was damn well because the movie is good.
@@user-yk3ky1ut1y I’ve seen it. I’ve seen a lot of his movies.
He gets paid a hell of a ton of money, I'm sure he'll be okay.
@@user-yk3ky1ut1y so glad he gave Disney another chance with Moon Knight
@@zzskyninjazz1821 that man Is incredibly skilled at coming across as two different people at the same time. Its honestly Amazing, you don't even realize its the same actor for most of the time, they seem so different
Imagine Luke finds out Palpatine is back and he’s like “So my dad died for absolutely nothing?”
Luke: "where are the Lucas trilogies? are they safe? are they alright?" Rey: *"gone, reduced to atoms."*
Bruh it wasn't for nothing
@@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 Explain. Vader sacrificed himself and died only for Palpatine to be like “Lmao sike”
@@benfletcher8100 He saved Luke's life, which was the main reason he did it. He put the galaxy in peace for 30 years. He put Palpatine in a weakened state so that Rey could defeat him. Also it wasn't really her, it was all the Jedi. Including him. And he couldn't have helped her if he hadn't made that sacrifice. And Palpatine would have found her, so she couldn't have defeated him.
@@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 All the Jedi is a Marvel copy of I am Iron Man.
@1:42 once the effects started i completely lost it 😂 man i needed a good laugh! Subbed
The more I watch this video, the more my thoughts are confirmed: the writers deserve nothing out of that strike.
“Who are you?” “I’m Rey.” “Rey who?” “Rey-“ *Invincible title card plays*
"Rey Rey Binks"
"Rey Misterio"
lol
Rey Gun
Rey cist
They actually just stuck the line "Somehow, palpatine returned" in there, and then had that be the actual reason.
Um cloning..or something
Jedi mind trick on the movie going audience.
A Jedi did it
@@yerocnevets0m3ga yes but meh lol
@@yerocnevets0m3ga Y'know, secrets only the Sith knew! Yeah, cause the clone wars never existed.
Truly one of the movies ever. Bravo, Vince!
"Who are you?" "Rey" "Rey who?" "Rey..... Binks" END
I still can't believe that Disney did not have a basic plan. They literally thought they could wing it like a student that has a paper due tomorrow
It seems to be a trend as that's exactly how Kenobi and Boba felt. What terrible shows.
The worst part is that George Lucas had so much stuff mapped out for the sequels before he sold it to Disney and they just saw that and were like “nah we can do it better”
@@riz6875 he did The worst mistake of his life
thats what you get when you're consumed with stupid agendas, Disney was only focusing on their feminazi agenda, and forgot to write a story
@Anthony Angelo kenobi was unnecessary as well. All just to make reeva some kind of important character, which she is not. Typical Kennedy doings
The creator probably put more effort into this video than Disney did the whole sequel trilogy
😂😂💔
Luca's already had apparently 4 movies planned out which Disney scrapt... Like fucking why!?
@@traceyjacobsen8544 The original scripts probably didn’t check off enough of the woke leadership’s required content. Gotta keep up with the DNC if you’re going to stay in operation in Hollywood.
@@DadaIorian Always that one guy that has to bring politics into everything.
@@babygravy7 Lol if you think politics didn’t play a role in screwing up this franchise, then I have a time share I’d like to sell you.
For those wondering why he didn’t upload the entire movie the reason is he doesn’t wanna get sued over copyright issues.
dang... i got popcorn and kicked my feet back... was expecting this vid to be around 2hrs 21 minutes long
Lies, nobody would willingly subject themselves to watching the entire movie.
@@RainBro-ki3ry I did. In the theater. I loved it. It gave me confidence that my dreams of being a professional writer aren't that hard to reach
I like how Rey doesn’t even care about the people who died on the ship, so long as Chewie wasn’t on it.
I like how Luke killed all those people on the death star and didn't care. And he MEANT to blow it up. Truly a champion of hope.
@@darkironyoshi bruh what? If he hadnt destroyed it, they would have kept their planet nuking weapon. What was he supposed to do? Wait until the fucking thing rusts?
@@darkironyoshi There's a pretty big difference between a ship of your own people and a superweapon that's sole purpose is to blow up planets.
I mean. I don’t care either so long as chewie wasn’t on it lmaooooo
@@darkironyoshi found the sequel fan😂😂
With this plot logic it would’ve made more sense for Jar Jar to have just suddenly been behind it all, the one and only true Sith Lord.
The fact that this would actually make more sense is alarming.
Honestly, revealing Jar Jar is somehow the clone or reincarnation of Darth Plagueis or Darth Tenebrous and the mastermind behind Snoke would have been a way better narrative and twist.
I mean there's a reason that theory came up even before the sequels. And many including me are sure that's what Lucas originally had in mind
But he already is the one and only true Sith Lord. That theory has been proven true lots of times!!!
Misa sith........
"Give it to me" "Mom pick me up I'm scared" 😂😂😂
I forgot there were three movies these edits keep reminding me 😂😂
the circus music should've just been the whole movie's soundtrack
also i just realized this but Finn is literally that side character that just yells after the protagonist but it's gender swapped lol
@@AllysaGraceAAmora yeah lmao
@@AllysaGraceAAmora its the new sakura
Sad that this is the last _Star Wars_ movie John Williams will ever compose for.
The new trilogy’s a circus and Rian Johnson and what’s her face are the main event. ( I don’t remember that one lady’s name and I’d like to keep it that way)
I will never understand, "They fly now" x3 It's like, bruh, they've been flying since the clone wars
I was cringing at that in the trailer
@@postmanpat8166 I just watched the movie and, its horrible lol. Especially this line
@@Rvs_. I saw it when it came out and it should be below free they should PAY you to watch the shit show
Such a cringe inducing line too
Since BEFORE then. Attack of the clone had jet packs on droid/clones/the freaking source of all clones!
I love how it says the rise of skywalker but it’s only lazy writing even though that’s the entire movie
Watched this and now consider myself to have watched an, accurate abridged version of the movie - and now don't need to have to watch the actual movie. Thank you for providing this.
One of the major things this movie lacked was a background laughing track.
Lol right at the spy scene.
“Rey, you’re a Palpatine” *Freeze frame on Rey’s face, cue bigbangtheory_audiencelaugh.mp3 and Seinfeld theme, slow fade to black and roll credits*
Unlike the big bang theory, we don't have to be told when to laugh at this embarrassment.
Never have I needed something in my life more. Although the cinema experience was almost there, audience laughed a few times and not at the "jokes"!
That would have improved it greatly
Oscar Isaac and John Boyega both joke on their "they fly now" saying how they have been flying since the prequels. It's sad when the actors know more about the story than the writers.
C3-P0 was literally alive during the empire (when the aerial stormtroopers were a thing) so it makes 0 fucking sense that he would say that. Also Finn was a 1st Order Stormtrooper, wouldn’t he also know about the aerial units??
@@PikaFan2001 3P0 was online during the freakin' Clone Wars. There were flying Clones, Droids, and Bounty Hunters.
@@Nintendoggy not to Defend the sequels, 3PO’s memory was wiped after the clone wars
@@PikaFan2001 more proof that Lucas Film hired activists instead of writers. This is how you get a Mary Sue character, plot holes the size of black holes, and cringe worthy dialog.
Just because the actor knows something doesnt mean the character would. None of the characters have seen a flying stormtrooper before... How is that such a hard concept?
“You’re shorter than expected”- Anakin Skywalker
I remember first watching the last one and seeing that part where the lady is like "rey who" and me and my siblings were talking about how she's still standing there while rey is just looking around
The fact that Oscar Isaac is still respected after this mess is a real testament to his talent.
Oscar Isaac is the Ewan McGregor of the sequels
Apocalypse, nuff said
@@officerccarpetcare9117 Moon Knight
And Adam driver!
I feel bad for every single actor who was introduced in this trilogy. Daisy, John, Oscar, and Adam are all great actors and could have been great together in a competent series of films
This movie was literally 60% awful writing and 40% *"REEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!"*
Yeah like the entire movie should be in this video
Also where was evil Rey with an actual cool lightsaber
Rey who? 🤑
@@RamkrishanYT Rey Diculous Movie.
That's a good compliment you got there. I'd say 20% writing, 40% awful and 60% SHITE
I read the title and for a second there I thought "some madlad uploaded the entire movie to KZhead?!?"
Try not to laugh challenge: My friend: "You can never make me laugh" "Somehow Palpatine returned"😂
Rey who? “Just Rey.” There, line fixed.
Wow, that would actually have been much better thematically
Had the same thought. What a missed opportunity to put that in
How lame would doctor who if they answered. That's why it's so successful there is still secrets
Honestly that would have been sooooo much better
This simple dialogue change would’ve brought her arc full circle. I’m so upset we did t get it
Imagine being that old woman, strikes up a conversation and Rey goes silent for 10 seconds while staring off into the distance.
Oh, so you're just gonna ignore me then...
Yeah and at that point I’d be pretty sure the last name was made up or something
@@marierita "The hell is a sky-walker?"
Well the woman doesn't exactly come off as friendly "Who are you?" "Rey who?"
She must think that Rey must be on spice or something
How Disney handled the Star Wars saga is a war crime, they’d do well on removing the movies from all streaming services, absolutely ruined my favourite childhood movies and a brilliant story for the sake of making money, just piggy backed on a already brilliant story and left it in the shitter
Guy tricked us with that title.. 🤔 He just played for us the actual movie and thought we wouldnt notice!..
The worst thing about the characters going "tHeY FlY NoW?" is that they shouldn't be surprised that the dominant military superpower in the galaxy has access to jetpacks, since the galaxy has had jetpacks for at least a few thousand years.
Especially when one of them was a storm trooper and should know what storm troopers have, and another one literally fought jetpack troopers in a comic
I mean Jetpacks are somewhat part of the Mandalorian Religion. Everyone knows who the Mandalorians were. But that's one thing since the Empire did equip some special units with jetpacks. It seems like "they kinda forgot about the jetpacks". Sounds somewhat awful familiar *coughing in GoT S08* . I mean i can understand stuff like this between Episode 1-3 and 4-6 since the prequels did come out in the 2000s and 4-6 in the 70s-80s where also most of the ideas for the movies were made. So it is understandable that Luke was talking about the Clone Wars and Jedi's as if they are long gone/forgotten (i mean they talk about Jedis as if they are gone for like 300 years even though they are gone since like 20 years but it's understandable since they changed their mind in the time span between 4-6 and 1-3 in terms of all that stuff). Why is 7-9 reproducing these issues? There is no need to. We all know what happened between Episode 1-6... why does no character in Episode 7-9 know? I mean the Empire was like what? Maximum 30 years ago? How can no one know that the troops of an army that nearly conquered the entire galaxy like 30 years ago had some units with Jetpacks that the first order might try to imitate?
I love how even the actors know that it's such a bs line.
It's also kinda funny how they look surprised about some jetpack technology while at the same time they have all kinds of spaceships, big and small, that can fly on the surface of a planet and in space and in hyperspace. It's like if we had normal cars, flying cars, trains and metro and then when someone rides a motorcycle, everyone would be like Bill and Ted and be like "NO WAY!?".
in my country we call that humor
Haha! It was so funny when you put the meme sound-effects. That made it really entertaining and cool. What a talented soul you are. God! Thanks!
Damn surely it wasn't THAT bad 😭😭
The new Anakin meme fits perfectly with this movie
There were a thousand things that upset me about this trilogy, but I think the saddest part is that Finn's character actually had potential to be very interesting, being a stormtrooper with PTSD who changes sides. At the very first I thought, "wow this will be cool!" But then they just make him scream "REY!" a hundred times and remove his personality completely. Not even going to start talking about all the other problems.
Agree Boyega’s better than all of the sequels
In other words, they tokenized him - along with many other characters. Hard to write exceptional material when the writers themselves are simply out-of-touch, and are only where they are because of their family trust, social credit, etc., rather than because of their merit or skill.
Imagine an Oscar Award for supporting actor who screams out the protagonist name in an Anxious manner… Shia Labeuf (or however its spelled) *Optimaaaauuus* And this guy *Reeeeeeeeeyeyeyey*
@@hachi666roku Imagine not understanding the difference between an actor and a script writer...? Or deriding an actor that himself - among others in the very same film - was VERY unsatisfied with how their characters were written. Talk about living in an alternate universe...
They did that bc a black character cant be a hero in the Chinese market.
is oscar issac acting while saying "somehow palpatine returned" or is that just his completete disappointment in having to say those lines? we'll never know, but we can guess
It was very believable, either way.
A little of both?
I mean, If he was genuinely disappointed in those lines... could you really blame him?
"Okay JJ -I said it -can I go home now."
He was brutal in the interviews, saying he wishes he was killed off, that he didn't know what he was getting into. Very likely he was inserting his disappointment into the scene. He seemed to know the movies and pointed out some inconsistencies too. Before I saw the scene I actually got the feeling it was an out of script, real disappointment, I'd say it's near %99 intentional.
I just watched this for the first time last night, and the “IM THE SPY” scene made me ugly laugh 😂😂
I kind of expected the video to just be the entire movie but sped up or sumn 😂😂
It's astonishing to me how in the space of like 4 years (2015-2019) between the trailer for episode 7 and the release of episode 9, Finn went from looking like he would be a stormtrooper filled with PTSD from the horrors of galactic war, perhaps becoming a Jedi more so out of pragmatism in an attempt to escape his past, as opposed to actual faith and understanding in the religion, to a guy always just kind of around, doing nothing of importance, significance or consequence beyond howling 'REEEEEEEEEEY' as often as he can. Truly astonishing.
YES MAN, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK HE WOULD BE. But he turn to a bad character. Such a lose of a good character...
@@Rvs_. It's hysterical isn't it, how clearly it all was to make, only for them to utterly mess it up in the most ridiculously left field way possible. And I'm not downplaying how difficult it must be to write a trilogy but the outline was 100% there and they squandered it to make it so that Finn's first combat mission was what broke him, despite having the chance for him to have weight on his soul of years of war and galactic conquest and having him turn out to have worked janitor duty, which gets a confused look by Han. Just atrocious.
The sequels are terrible what can I say Literally dogshit
@@abbery9202 A perpetual downhill slope of absolute disappointment and bad choices. What a joke of a sequel trilogy.
There is sow much of development to Play with, like he is believeing on a couse, becomes a Jedi but is engulfed by emotions and thus prone to the dark side. He takes initiative and faila beacouse of that, then Luke teaches him the right way and they win.
"Rey who?" "Reyse these nuts to your forehead." "Got dayum"
"GANEEE HA GANEE"
LMAO
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAO
For a moment i thought they were gonna upload the whole movie. I got scared
This is a certified modern Disney moment.
You pointing out that the only way for Rey and Kylo to fit on the throne together is if she’s in his lap made my day!
@Rick haram
@Rick Kylo is too thick and Rae is too brittle for that, use your brain.
@Rick his wide ass wouldn’t make her comfortable
She is throne
50 shades of rey+50 shades of ren=...100 epileptic moments of bad memories
When you realize bb8 is the most developed and best character in the sequel trilogy the droid doesn't even speak but has more personality than every character introduced in the sequel trilogy
I'd say even Jar Jar is has more personality and is better written.
@@Stryker98 jar jar is the prequel trilogy Lucas made him bb8 is Disney
He's also the cutest character
Finn
Kylo Ren
Imagine being in the military and you get called into a room and hear “somehow hitler returned”.
This is obviously the writer's cry for help. Disney doesn't pay me enough. I can't even support my family.
With how little things change in the sequels, I'm surprised Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru weren't still smoldering outside when Rey showed up.
This one family of stormtroopers come back every year to light them on fire
@@darkmatter1721 kek, it's like Hanukkah.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Rey started helping herself to the Owen & Beru fine roast
"Them Jawas, I tell you!"
& what even..Stormtroopers with flame throwers? ..unless they blasted them a ton like the poor, green jedi gal in ep 3..jeepers, she was literally shot idk 30x before the scene cut away!
I didn't watch RoS so i thought "somehow palpatine returns" is a meme It's actually line spoken in the movie..
Yeah don’t watch it, it’s not worth it Unless you wanna end up hating the sequels 3x as much as before
@@jjwang7597 I watched the first and second and I just could fucking not... It felt so off...
@@traceyjacobsen8544 Same here, I didn´t bother to watch the third one...
I haven’t watched the second one
@@drago5801 You saved a ton of braincells by not watching TLJ, mate. The plot falls apart at the slightest moment of thought and if you gave a shit about Luke's character then that film may/will piss you off.
“Rise of Skywalker but only lazy dialogue” *looks at the time* *4.04* “You’re Shorter than I expected”
All i remember was that last scene everyone at the cinema was like "don't Say it" And she goes i'm Rei Skywalker and people went Noooo!!