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The chances of being killed by a hamster is low, but never zero....
@I Hate People and I Hate God what?
Imagine using tik tok memes
@@hornet6198 Didn't get it from TikTok I saw it on a meme on Instagram followed by loud earraping Jojo music
Peace was never an option.
@I Hate People and I Hate God Ur name is very controversial!!
When the burger is older than most of the comment section
Ikr ... I'm 15
When the burger is older than KZhead itself
You deserve more likes!!
It's 4 years older than me
@@MazcotPlayz _When the burger is older than KZhead itself_ Yeah, that's a much better way of putting it.
That man has more trust in that balcony than i have in the entire human race.
Yeah. I'd not feel safe on that at all😅
Having more trust in something then the human race is not that hard :)
The glass will hold when standing on it, but I wouldn't have put the chair on it, cause a scratch leads to cracking.
At least you have some trust, better than nothing
Even if you did trust the window to hold your or others weight..... you're getting an ass load of foot prints all over and need to clean it every time you use it as a balcony lol
Is no one really going to talk about how adorable that man and his cat were? They look so in sync with each other
when
oh nvm
"For some reason, this hamster has a knife" Hamster: *Peace was never an option*
My thoughts exactly
Revenge for locking me in that cage
wow i made the same comment
Lol
Dat had me dead how he said it
"For some reason, this hamster has a knife" Me to hamster: understandable, have a nice day.
Lol
e
lmao
By looking at ur pfp, I would have thought u *are* the hamster
Hamster Behind The Slaughter XD
For those wondering, the reason it doesn't mold is that the high salt content causes the burger to go stale before mold can grow. If you put it in an airtight container to reduce moisture loss, McDonalds goes moldy like everything else.
or its the preservatives..
@@toxicmoldmedia I'm explaining that it isn't the preservatives. Because it doesn't matter how many preservatives you crammed in a burger it can't survive open-air 20 fucking years.
@@toxicmoldmedia definitely the preservatives
@@thetryer6858 I'm telling y'all, it's really not. Next time you order Mcdonalds put a burger in Tupperware, it'll mold just fine.
@@hankglidden1463 someone already did that for over a year and it got the same results as this video
i like how this guy never clickbaits 👏
Except his valley girl accent can be annoying AF lol
what’s the hell are you talking about, … every video he does is Clickbait, … he only puts one thing in the title and that one thing is at a random place in the video and you gotta watch all this other crap just to watch it.
@@spongebobsquarepants3770 He always puts the clip in the title/thumbnail at the start of the video. I’ve been watching him for a long time now, he does it for pretty much every video.
@@spongebobsquarepants3770How long have you been watching? He literally put the meme from the thumbnail first every time
@@spongebobsquarepants3770 he always puts the thumbnail and title content in the beginning of the video, plus he also fills the rest of the video with some pretty cool and interesting content. That's not clickbait, that's BONUS. But I guess you're that one toxic contrarian a-hole found in every KZhead comment section that has to sh*t on a perfectly nice compliment for a perfectly nice person.
KZhead getting real comfortable with the double unskipable ads
*laughs in Vanced and AdGuard*
@@HEHEHE_I_AM_A_MASKED_WARRIA don't promote ,
Dude i just got 2 unskippable ads
Wow copied
yeah for sure
_Just microwave it and it's good enough to eat_
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Oh ma gawd no pls
Bwahahaha
That and some ketchup.
imagine if she suddenly said "alright time for a quick taste test"
Let's get this into a tray. Nice!
🤮
Mold needs moisture to grow. The food pretty much dried out to the point that it couldn't grow mold. Store it in a humid environment and it would look completely different.
"Um akshully, it's teh cHemIcaL PreSerVatiVes and ArTifIciaL BAD 🤪"
@@corvidcoraxno thats like 7th grade knowledge that fungus need moist environments
Well no shit, my comment couldn't have been more sarcastic.@@Hello_507
Hahaha@@corvidcorax
"for some reason, this hamster has a knife" Ummm help I'm scared
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0:42 your chances of getting killed by a hamster is low but never zero
Yes. Dont ever say the food that they cooked taste bad.
Hey Vcat here
Technically, your chances of being killed by anything is low but never zero
That still looks more appetizing than a school lunch
0:58 'Perpendicular' Since I don't understand it because I don't know which arm this is (left or right), I think you meant to say "parallel" instead of perpendicular. Perpendicular is when two straight lines cross each other and form an exact 90° angle, while parallel is when two straight lines are adjacent to each other and do not intersect.
The Hamster: *peace was never an option*
LMAO
REALLY TRUE LOL
What a warrior cats fan like me! :0
Yes
@@WillowstarAnimates Yee! Warriors!
the chances of getting killed by pet hamster are low *BUT NEVER ZERO*
Lmao people love stealing from Reddit
Miniso not everything comes from reddit
@@lime4 i don´t have reddit xD
I would imagine that that sticking them up your ass thing is dangerous.
@@keila7580 do you want me to send you a screenshot of this exact top and awarded comment for the exact same post on r/memes?
0:44 “PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION” -that one random hamster with a knife
Kid: "Mom, let's get McDonald's." Mom: "We have McDonald's at home." The McDonald's at home: 🎉 MY TIME TO SHINE!
“For some reason, this hamster has a knife.” That was the calmest tone ever for saying something like that.
Peace was never an option.
I guess that hamster just murdered someone
*y e s *
666 LIKES
@@basslover666 OMG YES-
"for some reason this hamster has a knife" 2020: oh yeah, it's all coming together
I almost got fooled
A revelution that might team up with mouses and rays to beat the cats
Thats one of the three blind mice. Thats the butter knife that the farmers wife tried to use.
@I Hate People?
Wanna see the return of the baby with the gun?
That hamster truly terrifies me. The look on it's face when it's discovered is so sentient.
that network code at 1:36 would actually be pretty easy if you took a panorama shot of the code and used google lens to copy the text
I cracked it
@@maxtherealmtc3421 Good job
*_prove it._*
Hamster with knife: "My goals are beyond your understanding."
Must be an INTJ hamster.
I read this as hamburger with a knife
That’s a mouse isn’t it?
Just trying to butter his bread
@@fatass131 idk ddoi said hamster so...
The hamster: remember when you dropped me ? ...... yeah it’s payback
Hopefully my hamster cant go to kitchen for knifes
This deserves way more likes lmao 😂😂
Donny I didn’t expect to get more than 5
@@JD-go2qj Likes don't matter. They're just likes.
Please make it the new 'peace was never an option' meme.
"The body is warm... the killer is close" *Hamster with knife walk by*
It’s great that those windows can transform into balconies. Imagine all the space those people will save on the outside of the building when they’re in window mode.
This actually doesn't make sense to me... you'd always have to leave the outside of the building unobstructed in case someone uses the balcony. So why not just have a solid balcony?
Everyone gangsta till the hamster showed up with a knife
Honestly,that guy looked really scary due to the light reflected from his eyes 👀
@Liv Biv 1:03 hilter shaking his hand because he has that disease
The chances of a hammer killing you is low, *but never zero*
Hamster be like: Peace was never an option.
h a m p t e r
“Can we get Mc Donald’s” “We have Mc Donald’s at home” The Mc Donald’s at home
no
@@mariabilanceri1192 yes
Oh hell naaaaa
Aaaaaaaaaaa
Aaa
"For some reason this hamster has a knife" Oh he has his reasons alright!...
That hamster was in the process of committing a murder.
Daily Dose: "For some reason this hamster has a knife" Hamster: "My goals are beyond your understanding, human"
???????? 😐
Lmao
Xd
Comedyheaven
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“For some reason, this hamster has a knife” Hamster: Why is it any of your business, biped.
You bipedal trash
Ikr
😂
Kira Plummer The hamster be like “Don’t you rat me out! Snitches get stitches!”
At :51 seconds...I liked the cat giving a hand pat and a fist bump to the guy as he was walking out the door.
The state of that burger and fries after 24 years probably has more to do with the conditions inside her closet than anything else.
yes, fucking thank you
Just saying, I think no matter what any other burger is molding in 24 years
Nevermind I’m wrong
@@incinemvs It's all good. I had to really think it over myself. She probably has a very clean moisture free closet, and it all dried out faster than bacteria could get to it.
No, I think the state of that burger has more to do with the 24 giddamn years than anything else.
Normal person: “5 second rule!” McDonalds: “24 year rule!”
@HiIamFin damn bro i've always picked up my victims fingers .1 second too late and you're telling it dont even matter. damn im sad bruh
Mr Controversialism r/cursedcomments
It’s worrying when that ‘food’ has existed for longer than I’ve been alive. I’m 23.
😂😂😂good one
@@nickdawg1014 No no i meant to say french fries!!!
Hamster: “You forgot to feed me last night Jimmy...”
Jimmy: "IM SORRY MISTER WHISKERS JUNIOR"
You held me at knife point. You don't deserve to be fed.
YOUR ASS IS MINE NOW,JIMMY!!
@@motnosniv LOL
Hamster: “ *read in mob boss voice* jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, we ahhhh had an agreement. You feed me, nothing happens to you, but, you didn’t feed me,” *chuckles and circles jimmy once while lighting a cigar* “... and you should know by now to *NEVER* cross me jimmy. Now you must face the consequences jimmy. Look, it ain’t personal, just business. Good bye jimmy.” *cigar is dropped and lights the oil that wasn’t there a minute ago*
Can't wait to see her bring the burger onto Antiques Roadshow.
Long before the talkbox, there was Peter Frampton.
"Somehow, this Hamster has a knife." House cat left the chat.
ok
house cat:well shit.. im out *leaves chat and her house and becomes a stray*
Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4
LOL
When the imposter is sus
_McDonald’s new ad campaign:_ *Our food never molds.*
I'm not sure if it's a good thing.
It means they use hella preservatives
To mold it needs sunlight and moisture
@@rap6439 youtubers say share this video like a subscribe that's self promoting is there a problem
Shows how bad mcdo is for ya
Me can we get McDonald’s? Mom we have McDonald’s at home
The way the hamster looked at the camera
"Mom can we get mcdonalds?" "No we already have mcdonalds at home" Meanwhile mcdonalds at home:
Yes
@@defensivekobra3873 actually no
Ok
@Thomas Vailes people can have the same ideas you know
@@thenachothief ayo thanks bro
"Mum can we get taco bell?" No son, we have leftovers
Back in 1963, I decorated a hard boiled Easter egg for my grandmother. She saved it through the years, after her death I got the egg back. 61 years later this egg is still unbroken! When you gently move the egg you can feel the petrified hard boiled egg rolling around inside the shell.
Hamster with knife: “Yo where’s my money!?”
Lol
WHERE'S MY MUNEH
I want that money Lebowski
Wendy's be like : *See, How Bad MacDonald's Food is, Even Fungus Refused to eat it* 😐
😂
你是同性戀迷
@@boneslice4419 我不明白
I never thought about it like that 😂
@@michaeldavila1728 i hope this is a joke
The “later” at the end never gets old😂
0:20 Fries that you didn’t find for a month? I’m pretty messy myself. But absolute respect for her honesty!
“For some reason this hamster has a knife” Is this why ratatouille 2 never came out?..
Nooben i vannet Bruh
His name is Remy not ratatouille 😡😠
Sara Stevenson His FULL name is Remy Ratatouille, not just remy lol
Ratatouille is closeted?
@Nooben i vannet Ok thanks for understanding
“For some reason, this hamster has a knife” that’s a sentence I never thought I’d hear today
Or ever
Atleast were not disappointed
Crab W/ a Knife: “Finally! A worthy opponent!”
This reminds me about a viral video some years ago about a crab holding a knife
Weè saving for tge 500th commeny
This is no different than being buried in a desert. The moisture evaporated, things tightened, and everything is dry. Mummification.
Well now I know what food to seek during an apocalypse
Everyone is a gangster until the hamster with a knife comes out
he know wassup.
Lop
sequel to gangster crab
Everybody gangsta until hamsta with knife joins the brawl
thats the trailer for tom and jerry finale bruh
00:47 “wHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR HAND?” “a KNIFE” “NOOOOO”
Classic
I feel pride in knowing where this came from lol
Greenedgamerblade Me too
Greenedgamerblade ASDF
Kayla V goddamnit I just commented that
The hamster transition really got me 🐹🔪
That surgical mask one is hilarious. I can produce exactly the same effect without a mask and the opposite one with a mask depending on where I aim the breath.
0:56 so nobody gonna talk about this machine. I don't know why but my reaction was like Awwwwww. It's so wholesome to see someone being helped like this. Good vibes.
yesss
Literally same
i almost cried in happiness.
well there is nothing to talk about it
@@satwick4331 do you have emotions
When he said "for some reason this hamster has a knife" i liked that
*Everyone liked that.*
this hamster has* a knife
your pfp and username 😭
@@luhver663 Thanks for noticing
ok but i caught ray in 60fps rtx 3090 8k max resolution alienware pc, yeah go ahead and beat that
This should be put in a museum.
Isn't the last clip from The Pulpit Rock in Norway? I've been there, looking down the edge as I was laying on the cliff.
"After 24 years, the food never broke down” Mr. Beast: "First person to eat this burger wins 80 thousand dollars!"
Heck yes
No mrbeast would not do that for harming they're health
then 90k of medical bill for eat that burger
@@zenxidplays7316 its a joke
@@zenxidplays7316 Yes they will, there savage
"For some reason this Hamster has a knife" World is really gettin outta hand
Maybe not, but the knife sure is
That's what gun control gets you.
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way.
It’s older than youtube 💀
My aunt would probably say something like: "Food lasts for up to 30 years." 🙄 She'll never understand.
“For some reason, this hamster has a knife.” *Famous last words...*
lol 😂
top 10 words spoken before death
Somebody got killed by hamster
Followed by the second famous last words, "Wait. We don't have a hamster."
Peace was never an option
“Somehow, this hamster has a knife.” Me: w h a t
roblox wannabe
@@Janksta PFFFF-
@@user-kz8cp4rh8j gacha life wanna be
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED MY LIKE
@@marthaoctaviano211 ikr
When the burger is older than a good chunk of social medias
me holding my breath when walking into a McDonalds🤣
They sell that burger on Craigslist or Offer up and they put mint condition on the description.
LOL!
LOOL!
LOOOL!
@I Hate People yo what don't bring that conversation into this comment section bruv
She
cat like, "keep doin you"
‘Hey mom can we get a burger’ Mom: We have them at home The burger:
No likes for u
"Why'd you give the hamster a knife?" "He felt unsafe" "But now I feel unsafe" "Do you want me to give you a knife too?"
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*America*
Ok
self promoters everywhere
The hamster holds a knife. *Owner* : _Aight, I'ma head out._
its like that tentacle in a box swinging a knife around
hes not the owner anymore
Hamsterhell
He tryna murder him
Tom is going to have a bad time
“my friend didn’t show up… what do i do with this extra meal?” “eh… just put it in the closet.” “ok.”
My puppy took some toy nunchucks and started hitting me with them 😂 his name is Bear
“For some reason this hamster has a knife” Peace was never an option.
😂😂😂😂
Lol
Repost
😂😂😂
Violet Evergarden VIOLET-
Hamster: •grabs a knife• Also hamster: *peace was never an option*
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Nooben i vannet do u seriously have to spam every comment with this?
If anyone is feeling down or just off because of this virus, it's gonna be ok, because there is always a good side at the end of something bad, and i just wanted to let you guys know that, because i know alot of people right now are going through stress about this right now, we are all going to get through this together whatever happens, Stay Strong 🌎
LOL
It’s a rat
0:38 "For some reason, this hamster has a knife" has real "Somehow Palpatine returned" energy.
1:48 I love my talk box baby
The hamburger is still good because plastic doesn’t breakdown
Oof
Lol
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY AND EPIC JOKE THAT I LAUGHED AT
@@TEEEEEEEG ;-;
Is still bad
“For some reason This hamster has a knife” The hamster: peace was never a option
Goose:so you have chosen death?
“For some reason, this hamster has a knife.” Hamster: *”I told them, it’s either me, or the cat…”*
Burger: helloo nobody is gonna eat me?
Me: Mum,I want McDonald's Her: There's McDonald's at home. McDonald's at home: 0:13
Haha lol
u live at a McDonalds?
no...
It doesnt mold because of the packaging It reduces access air and water Test: buy two cheese burgers, place them on window, one packed and one unpacked And wait the packed Will not mold and the unpacket will
It's technically the truth
Hamster with a knife: "Where's the money Lebowski?!"
This aggression will not stand man !
Its down there somewhere, let me take another look ... *Bluheuwwblublu*
Secret service: insert Key & Peele sweating gif
Peace was never an option
Haha u guys are good at coming up with stuff like that
You know it’s old because it says the 1996 NASCAR Lineup on the bag lol
“I’m hungry!” “Well we always have the burger in the closet!” The burger: 0:04
*DDoI:* "For some reason, this hamster has a knife." *Hamster:* "I really hope you enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very, very soon. Later!"
HAMSTERS ARE PURE EVILLL!!!
Uh
My dude got "up" "down" and "perpendicular" mixed up but still I like the video.
I thought it was a mouse
pls no :C
Fungi: you don't know the reason why we didn't attack that.
Aryan Patel 5 seconds> 24 years
@@Cmplx.08 vs tomatoes spoil fast
probably because it was in an air tight container so fungus can't grow.
i would like it but its 333 likes
Because the burger is too good for fungi
Me: "Can we have a McDonalds?" Mom: "We have McDonalds at home."
"9-1-1, what is your emergency?" "My hamster ... has a knife ..."
911 whats ur emergency Guy: A HAMSTER IS HOLDING A *KNIFE*
“ sir I don’t think a hamster is actually holding a kni- “ “ oh god it stabbed me in the neck” “ hello sir hello.” “ squeak your next squeak” “ OH FUCK”
@@zerolight_3005 LOL THIS IS UNDERRATED LIKE SRSLY
Lamo Omfg this is hilarous
GTA v
news: hamster gone on killing spree
"I'm gonna eat the burger later" **24 years later** "Hah, I'll eat it tomorrow."
LOOOOOOL
Same
“67 years later”
@toxicbread no, I've gotten over him 🙄🙄
That's what Trans Fats where invented for, it is basically a liquid plastic that can be fried into foods. No it isn't healthy to eat and that plastic fat is very hard to get out of your body. Trans Fats are usually in fast foods and muffins and cakes. There's a bunch of these videos but the one I liked best was a video with a 50+ year old Twinkie that looks perfect even though the wrapper has degraded!
Ngl I’d totally try it and make a short about it
Now that's a good quality burger. Doesn't go bad at all.
No that actually probably has NOTHING natural about it. if you have seen burger king's commercial on how their burgers get moldy and mcdonalds doesnt, you can understand that burger king has natural burgers.
@@FALLENXTI Think RP was being sarcastic dude 🙃
@@FunctionalJunkie_ maybe he was sarcastic maybe not idk
Who else annoyed with the lendr ad appearing on every video lol
The hamster: "Peace was never an option."
Underrated comment
@Yol Riin Lask you could’ve just ignored it 🤷🏻♀️
It reminds me of Peter Pettigrew
Magneto