Preparing for a Bike Ride ASMR

Mackenzie William

2023 ж. 2 Шіл.

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preparing: 1 hour riding: 15 minute
@yeesen98089 ай бұрын
- Actually 1 hour preps and 2 hours riding at minimum to get results. So yep, bike riding isn't for normal life, 1 hour gym could be much better.
  @ildarmustafin76629 ай бұрын
- @ildarmustafin7662 By "bike riding isn't for a normal life," you mean a busy life, where you don't have 3 hours to do what you want and have a job to do.
  @Nathansus9 ай бұрын
- Preferably downhill and without head wind or behind a group
  @diogorocha63119 ай бұрын
- @@ildarmustafin7662 Ye, I have a 2 year old and when I'm not off with her I'm at work on 12 hour shifts. I'm lucky to get one decent (2-3+ hour) ride a week these days.
  @RifleEyez9 ай бұрын
- Distance 1st hour: 0 min Next 15 minutes: 50+ miles
  @Adam76159 ай бұрын
This has been by far my favorite American Psycho deleted scene.
@rentin107 ай бұрын
- 🤣🤣😂😭😭
  @Magical_Trash7 ай бұрын
- LMFAO 😂😂
  @mackers_8557 ай бұрын
- Underrated
  @darkxxx7167 ай бұрын
- Eu não consigo mais olhar pra ele e não pensar nisso kkkkk
  @matheuscescon94567 ай бұрын
- 😂😂
  @AlaaAlmadany-up5np7 ай бұрын
Blud is a professionell human 💀💀💀💀
@RoyalBlack-qj7ln6 ай бұрын
- he is an inspiration you peasant
  @oliveoil39176 ай бұрын
- Blud can’t spell professional 💀💀💀
  @dontaeihaka74006 ай бұрын
- @@dontaeihaka7400 Are you sure that your name is even spelled correctly?💀
  @RoyalBlack-qj7ln6 ай бұрын
- 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
  @dontaeihaka74006 ай бұрын
- @@RoyalBlack-qj7lni think you’re just mad tbh
  @sleepisneeded15 ай бұрын
Hydration formula: exists Water: Am I a joke to you?
@OxygenThief7215 ай бұрын
- Tbf hydration powder is pretty important especially for rides that last 2+ hours, but for rides under an hour water is usually fine. It’s the salt you lose while sweating that needs to be replenished with hydration powder instead of just drinking water that doesn’t replenish what you lost.
  @ZF_Aspiris3 ай бұрын
- It has salts and other things that help you hydrate
  @jimi19433 ай бұрын
- yea it's indeed a joke.
  @spoilerguy72853 ай бұрын
- U ain’t funny a 5 yrs old would make that joke
  @bananabomber15323 ай бұрын
- It is @@bananabomber1532
  @ragefox36203 ай бұрын
No one will ever love this man more than he loves himself..
@360theosiris8 ай бұрын
- … and he himself will never love someone more than he loves himself.
  @SummerOf19878 ай бұрын
- y'all so wise
  @ich6858 ай бұрын
- @@SummerOf1987You can only love as much as you love yourself
  @sthaim19208 ай бұрын
- American psycho vibes
  @rickyhan70238 ай бұрын
- As opposed to someone who doesn’t love themselves you get a disgusting human blob who stinks and is an eyesore
  @supawithdacream56268 ай бұрын
this is some actual Patrick Bateman behavior, my guy
@tonyjusttony56298 ай бұрын
- looks abit like him too
  @user-vt1bv2ke5e7 ай бұрын
- @@yusufnakh OK his morning routine video is 100% is
  @Milk_____________________7 ай бұрын
- Lol i can hear "I can ride 100 now" in his voice
  @ag16487 ай бұрын
- @@yusufnakhin what universe is this masculine 😂 it's heavy gay lmao, Patrick was a dork because he acted like a pansy going on rants on Whitney Houston songs and about men's fashion and what they wore, they even wrote about his gay admirer Lewis who's one of the few he leaves alive, I wonder what for 😂
  @RMD947 ай бұрын
- @@yusufnakh it is though 😂 wearing face masks, getting nails cleaned, having special attention to skin care products is the definition of feminine
  @RMD947 ай бұрын
Bro I’m not gonna lie I thought you were preparing all that to ride the stationary bike behind you
@RockoXDoggo6 ай бұрын
- É a mesma ele só coloca a roda
  @digoTM2 ай бұрын
- Pensé lo mismo 😂❤
  @jocelynaraneda78792 ай бұрын
- Dude that's what I thought to cause I was gonna say who uses clipless peddles inside.lol
  @paulolsen9902 ай бұрын
Everyone: *talking about something* Me: why tf he putting whipped cream on his legs
@Zerta_dragons.42 ай бұрын
- But in way it's look like whipped cream 😂😂❤
  @tajinderkaur66521 күн бұрын
That one unemployed friend on a Tuesday afternoon.
@BlackfailureWhiteguilt7 ай бұрын
- Unemployed with a 10k+ bike
  @SanderBK7 ай бұрын
- Unemployed is crazy cuz he lives such a lavish life. He probs has business and this is his morning routines.
  @randomacc777777 ай бұрын
- I think your friend secretly has multi million dollar buisiness if he do this every tuesday afternoon
  @agustdofficial89457 ай бұрын
- @@randomacc77777I mean, this is his business.
  @AA-bj5bb7 ай бұрын
- ♻️ comment 🥱
  @shay43417 ай бұрын
Patrick Bikeman doesnt exist he cant hurt you Patrick Bikeman:
@tunsaree7 ай бұрын
- 💀
  @kristofusclidofus65346 ай бұрын
- XD
  @GAssiM_09056 ай бұрын
- 1.2k likes with 2 comments let me fix that
  @Catwithnodad4 ай бұрын
- 💀
  @ArinjaySen22Ай бұрын
Now, let's see Paul Allen's ride prep routine.
@incredulousd94084 ай бұрын
That one guy whos always prepared.. but also a little bit prepared😂😂
@Adrian_PH6475 ай бұрын
Good to see that Patrick Bateman has found some other hobbies
@ElonMusk-rt3rg7 ай бұрын
- А у тебя у самого есть хобби?
  @user-bs2wx9jv3n7 ай бұрын
- @@user-bs2wx9jv3nТы что такой злой? Расслабь булки, будь проще
  @user-ek2rz8jq1f7 ай бұрын
- @@user-bs2wx9jv3n Он слишком занят руководством трёх компаний в отличии от какой-то славянской приблуды (is that went over your head, I was talking about you, tovarish)
  @jeremystone26587 ай бұрын
- Wow, you made the same jokes that thousands of other commenters have over the course of months. Congrats on your funny, original joke 🎉👏
  @ichlieberammstein82516 ай бұрын
- Not with that soy jawline bro? You blind?
  @szymekjaszczurk6616 ай бұрын
My bike ride preparation usually consists of taking my bike out of the shed and then getting on it.
@matteofilm7 ай бұрын
- Also checking under the seat for bugs.
  @ddoubleg7 ай бұрын
- And also taking a shit midway.
  @Zoffee6627 ай бұрын
- @@Zoffee662Cant forget that
  @GradeAmonster7 ай бұрын
- Don't forget getting the spiders off it
  @ayylmao15587 ай бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the responses
  @TheYoungmike6 ай бұрын
I'm not into most of what your doing but the beauty of it. It's art. And yes you are a wizard! Thank you.
@kealiimaxilom24654 ай бұрын
Now, let's see how Paul Allen prepared for cycling.
@cheezus_lord3 ай бұрын
Now let's see Paul Allen preparing for a bike ride.
@vogue39108 ай бұрын
- Underrated.
  @GHST.upload8 ай бұрын
- Весьма по уму👍
  @__ICE___8 ай бұрын
- Fr
  @lukasprien43388 ай бұрын
- LMFAO
  @KushManeLucio8 ай бұрын
- Me and Paul bought our bikes at the same shop, although I have a slightly better bike.
  @jakesegdirb8 ай бұрын
Patrick Bateman before a cycle ride:
@lutayaso9 ай бұрын
- Honestly, that’s disrespectful To Patrick Bateman
  @philipkalashnikov87469 ай бұрын
- 😂
  @titanium-gravel9 ай бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  @danielaoliveira57599 ай бұрын
- Lmao I just said that without reading any other comments
  @billysharp22429 ай бұрын
- @@philipkalashnikov8746cwinge
  @mobbarley11029 ай бұрын
Please make more videos like this I really like it
@PASHA228465 ай бұрын
Dude's cycle ride is more organized than my whole life.
@Bestballer9 ай бұрын
- u don hve to say that
  @levelgaming83179 ай бұрын
- @@levelgaming8317whats the issue
  @Spextre_099 ай бұрын
- поопоаылоствдйла
  @user-tn4gu2vs6w9 ай бұрын
- @@levelgaming8317псослвдвлаопопоаарпеналыдыжрчовгвлыдыоо
  @user-tn4gu2vs6w9 ай бұрын
- Cus he's rich
  @joelvarelajr64959 ай бұрын
It could perfectly be a sequence of American psycho
@AlejandroEnriciMoles9 ай бұрын
- But the gay version
  @vvembuttu91899 ай бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂😂 American Bike psycho
  @CarlosHenrique-vn4gb9 ай бұрын
- Aí vem o "seu Zé " da varra circular e da uma surra na subida.. 😂😂
  @ericksouza46459 ай бұрын
- @AlejandroEnriciMoles This is exactly what I thought
  @martanowak88059 ай бұрын
- @@vvembuttu9189it's gay enough lol
  @rejuso9 ай бұрын
Bro has the rock Lee workout suit
@user-ch5sw7dl1f3 ай бұрын
He prepares more than me preparing for entrance exams💀
@Notaxxo_fx5 ай бұрын
That unemployed rich kid on Tuesday morning.
@user-xr6pt7kp5c9 ай бұрын
- hahahaha
  @denniszimcuriba79359 ай бұрын
- Why kid
  @Yomo7899 ай бұрын
- @@Yomo789cause adults these days are lazy asf or actually have stuff to so
  @Kvllsosa9 ай бұрын
- Said the jealous unemployed kid.
  @MazdaRX70079 ай бұрын
- Bruh like sorry some people have active hobbies they enjoy rather than just sitting on their ass complaining about all the shit they can’t afford
  @drdrone04699 ай бұрын
Bro prepared himself more than I prepared for exam 💀
@Jade1099 ай бұрын
- I have an exam in 2 hours...and I'm watching this😂
  @paragapunarjeeva62519 ай бұрын
- 😂
  @uzbek28039 ай бұрын
- @@paragapunarjeeva6251😂😂😂
  @uzbek28039 ай бұрын
- If you like the work you do, it doesn't matter how much you work on it............
  @cjgamer27379 ай бұрын
- @@uzbek2803ш
  @luidgybastard19319 ай бұрын
I can watch this over and over lol. It's so accurate.
@brianmurray89435 ай бұрын
This man is really organized, I love him
@user-zp7ue9sd6s3 ай бұрын
if Patrick Bateman rode bike.
@lenasarajevo653210 ай бұрын
- On his way to run over a homeless dude and his dog 🚴‍♂️💨💨
  @BARK9109 ай бұрын
- .::
  @kiritdebbarma99599 ай бұрын
- Impressive, now lets see if Paul rode bike
  @jiviteshvagal1169 ай бұрын
- Exactly
  @tysmith69259 ай бұрын
- @@jiviteshvagal116😂
  @edwardcullen32519 ай бұрын
KZhead Algorithm: This guy will watch anything 💀
@LEFT4WIN8 ай бұрын
- Sameeee😂😂😂
  @caitlinnxumalo65008 ай бұрын
- Hahaha
  @DeeP-_PerspectivE8 ай бұрын
- 😂 true
  @xx_m1ckey_xx8 ай бұрын
- I literallly laughed out loud
  @gangsterman55908 ай бұрын
- best comment of the day
  @parker762.398 ай бұрын
Everytime you change i feel like im costumizing my character 😂, and they the hell is it so damn satisfying to watch
@MAFUYU3683 ай бұрын
You put everything together just presciently enough to make it look phenomenal 😊
@johnnysunrocket86185 ай бұрын
If Christian Bale was a cyclist in the 80s
@petermeyerson90769 ай бұрын
- I was boutta say Batman vibes
  @PerkpopperDotcom-qu3hk9 ай бұрын
- yea
  @AngeluzMG9 ай бұрын
- Pensei que só eu tinha pensado nisso 😂😂😂
  @FlavioMottu9 ай бұрын
- I was thinking about the murdering part about to come
  @albertocurcio9 ай бұрын
- impressive, let's see Paul's routine 😂
  @omaryahia9 ай бұрын
Now let’s see how Paul Allen rides his bike
@181554568 ай бұрын
- Underrated comment
  @swayamclass11858 ай бұрын
- Underrated
  @PrateekArora938 ай бұрын
- He's dead
  @JonnyFromParadise8 ай бұрын
- It cracks me up that some form of this comment is up top on every single short that this guy makes.
  @metagoat8 ай бұрын
- @@metagoatim looking them up 😂 its hilarious
  @NaharDElorem8 ай бұрын
Bike ride 2023:😂😅 Bike ride 1940/may10:💀☠️
@SCP096......5 ай бұрын
"Mom I want to go and see christian bale" "No we have christian bale at home" Christian bale at home:
@rumibaruah69814 ай бұрын
Behind perfection, darkness hides
@blaze_niccals_33538 ай бұрын
- nothing is perfect. if it seems like it is, something's wrong
  @rker8 ай бұрын
- @@rkermoney makes a drug seem like Candy
  @kevinmenjivar23738 ай бұрын
- Phrase of a lazy sod
  @hamasakibibou74338 ай бұрын
- Perfection is always the weapon
  @devkalasharma24838 ай бұрын
- Did Master Yoda say this?
  @fikrifadillah32478 ай бұрын
he called me poor in 76 languages
@l258l9 ай бұрын
- Bilader türk müsün
  @mustafaarassahin99949 ай бұрын
- @@mustafaarassahin9994kesin türk
  @KonkisatorGorkem9 ай бұрын
- Miskin
  @zul65259 ай бұрын
- @@zul6525bruh 😂
  @revelhendrawan62719 ай бұрын
- in Arabic فقير
  @user-ug7fb6qj3e9 ай бұрын
I genuinely hope this dude is on a watch list
@greedyk6 ай бұрын
This person goes to heaven for his perfection 🎉
@krishnachauhan16755 ай бұрын
Guy is the reason why there are so many products on Amazon
@johneneojowilliams50817 ай бұрын
- льстсото🪩🫗🪩🪩🛜🛜🛜
  @user-pn8nz7ee4w7 ай бұрын
i usually forget 90% of the equipment then ride for 3 hours straight on a glass of water
@shtickofwar8 ай бұрын
- Only way to do it
  @pat_solo8 ай бұрын
- Sameee 😭
  @krishnaSagar697 ай бұрын
- try no glass of water and 3.5 hours its even more different
  @maverick95307 ай бұрын
- @@maverick9530dehydration
  @bigpuff7 ай бұрын
- @@maverick9530intense
  @Time_Limit7 ай бұрын
Bro finally went outside
@Harsh_1.2.32 ай бұрын
This video: 95% Schwag 5% Cycling
@pdvision21946 ай бұрын
American psycho: The Lance Armstrong edition.
@skep83768 ай бұрын
- Scouting out his next victim I bet.
  @tmt82687 ай бұрын
If Patrick Bateman was even more psychotic:
@elmacho09828 ай бұрын
Him: proceeds to spend hours preparing bike Me: hops on the bike without helmet or water
@Sinfu1l6 ай бұрын
Bro never skipped leg day insane
@leuchiha92383 ай бұрын
If Patrick Bateman had desired a different kind of life.
@Co2Nerfherder9 ай бұрын
- Was searching for that comment, as the vid certainly has American psycho vibes
  @askartimofeev9 ай бұрын
- That was the first thing I think.
  @denesngal94569 ай бұрын
- Bro the first thing I thought this dude Patrick Bateman af
  @Chaals9 ай бұрын
- Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
  @se75159 ай бұрын
- @@se7515 yes?
  @Co2Nerfherder9 ай бұрын
If you ever wondered what's the difference between a bike rider and a cyclist, this right here is a cyclist.
@JeanMarceaux7 ай бұрын
- And a woman
  @dylanauker40317 ай бұрын
- Endurance cyclist
  @sidharthcs21107 ай бұрын
- You mean gay af
  @dylnfstr6 ай бұрын
- @@dylanauker4031??
  @Eric-st2tj6 ай бұрын
- @@dylanauker4031I would like to see your six pack and muscles
  @mobchoir6 ай бұрын
The smooth man in the world 😂
@mohammedshahabuddinlayeeq45836 ай бұрын
he prepared himself as if he were going to a marathon
@Vizer342 ай бұрын
my dad at 6 am be like:
@Bell_CranellGod8 ай бұрын
- Literally.
  @tono61368 ай бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂😂
  @kainayeptho14038 ай бұрын
- N mostrou o plug anal ?😮😊😊😂😂😂😂
  @cangalha8 ай бұрын
- 😂
  @vishaldubey1128 ай бұрын
- 999 likes should I do it 😅 Edit:I am gonna do it
  @franciskitaka92968 ай бұрын
i can already feel the road rage building in my body
@haydenblanchard51188 ай бұрын
- Why?
  @holdenmcgroin39958 ай бұрын
- @@holdenmcgroin3995because he's got a mile long traffic jam behind him
  @TheBoociferjones8 ай бұрын
- You're the type of person to hit the breaks in a turn, then go slower if they are tail gating you.
  @04NT1H3RO08 ай бұрын
- Off
  @orewaren85498 ай бұрын
- Yourself
  @orewaren85498 ай бұрын
Bro is real life Patrick Bateman
@kanhaiyamehta6 ай бұрын
Bro has whole day in the morning 😅
@harshityadav20056 ай бұрын
Your ride of bicycle is more expensive than my monthly plans 😂
@itssukhie9 ай бұрын
- Your English of spoken is worse than my Hindi of know
  @DWhite-el4ih9 ай бұрын
- @@DWhite-el4ih then tell me how to correct this sentence 😏
  @itssukhie9 ай бұрын
- @@itssukhie No. I am not your mother. You’re an adult.
  @DWhite-el4ih9 ай бұрын
- @@DWhite-el4ih you replied on my comment first. Are you really Dic*head 🙂
  @itssukhie9 ай бұрын
- the sentence was fine honestly, "ride of bicycle" should be "bike ride" but that was it, and ride of bicycle makes sense, it's just a literal translation
  @CalebBohanon9 ай бұрын
He is preparing more than my degree exam.
@adhivan989 ай бұрын
- 😂😂
  @choconavani28929 ай бұрын
- @@choconavani2892يا؛؛
  @Aladdin_449 ай бұрын
- 😂😂😂
  @4xGTA9 ай бұрын
- @@834kolping😂😂😂😭
  @abhinandpaulm88589 ай бұрын
Bro started prepping in January, bro done by the same time as Tour de France 🤦‍♀️
@nhanphung1193Ай бұрын
and then there is me going for a ride with a motorcycle with no shirt and my slippers on
@ggsaegina29455 ай бұрын
He’s the type of guy that drives with gloves on.
@ArslanKhan-so9ih8 ай бұрын
- No the type that drives with a mask on
  @jasonshink65898 ай бұрын
- Only excusable with an alcantara wheel
  @tylarbentz22788 ай бұрын
- Naw he's the type of guy to wash his hands with gloves on
  @johnmccarthy71068 ай бұрын
- Bro, after you get to the lvl of cycling for over 2 hours gloves are a must
  @michawesoek32558 ай бұрын
- Type of guy who washes his hands after a shower 🚿
  @Empkemp8 ай бұрын
Bro looks like the type of person to wear a suit to sleep💀
@slowedxreverb25037 ай бұрын
- Bruh
  @AncientDebriskoo5 ай бұрын
- Pensé que todos los estadounidenses usaban pijama
  @user-sm6ip1tm5o5 ай бұрын
- А потом 5 минут покататься и устал
  @user-dj6dx5iw7p5 ай бұрын
- а потом пошел есть бургер "боргир"@@user-dj6dx5iw7p
  @slowedxreverb25034 ай бұрын
- And still wake up with perfection.
  @rigel504 ай бұрын
That one friend in saturday afternoon 😂
@Ayanami006 ай бұрын
That man is incredibly aerodynamic
@benjaminnixon26622 ай бұрын
This dude is in love with himself.
@salek9919 ай бұрын
- True
  @ViralVibesHub699 ай бұрын
- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀🤣
  @alanleveke4789 ай бұрын
- You expect him to hate himself?
  @MadVideosYT9 ай бұрын
- @@MadVideosYT Ofc not! Nobody should hate themsleves! This on the other hand feels a bit too much like the American Psycho morning routine.
  @salek9919 ай бұрын
- He is a road cycler, that’s the only type of love they get
  @unspecialist9 ай бұрын
Bro took biking more seriously than I do for my life 😂
@reggiebelev8 ай бұрын
- You probably have a life to live, while he only has ... a bike
  @dan_69158 ай бұрын
- @@dan_6915?
  @seikochristopherward99088 ай бұрын
- Yè³u
  @kadirazulfic5198 ай бұрын
- @@dan_6915that's cold man😅
  @Nikkkhil078 ай бұрын
- Thats just basic biking gear xd
  @aaronjantti91768 ай бұрын
"Yo you coming to the party?" "Yeah, let me just crank my shoes" "Wha-" *CRAANK CRAAANK*
@tanjirokamado14893 ай бұрын
this guy cured my anxiety
@user-qm5ef7lf3j3 ай бұрын
Bro is more prepared for a bike ride than I am for my life fr 💀
@ravishankerupadhyay56916 ай бұрын
- 😂😂😂
  @user-ue5ql2jf9j5 ай бұрын
- All he did was litteralt essential apart from the suit
  @realduckalicious5 ай бұрын
Patrick Batemans morning biking routine
@Mr.CleanUSA8 ай бұрын
- Glad someone else was thinking the same
  @jacksonw50158 ай бұрын
- 🪓🪓🪓
  @cedricke8 ай бұрын
- I was thinking the same 😂😂
  @MortalKombatKollector8 ай бұрын
- Let’s see Paul Allen’s biking routine
  @highlandballer92918 ай бұрын
- @@highlandballer9291👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸
  @18yearsago888 ай бұрын
Bro's the real life Version of the American Psycho
@Oqualquer4 ай бұрын
Bro got a Gooch 😭💀
@Dasaucegod695 ай бұрын
With prep like this I expect atleast an 8 hour ride
@copycat67759 ай бұрын
- Max 15 minutes
  @UKYusei8 ай бұрын
- Reality: finished preparing.... dam i gotta go doodoo😂
  @a-a-ron84378 ай бұрын
- you're insane parker
  @clawsuit93788 ай бұрын
- No me gustó 😂
  @marthagarcia62958 ай бұрын
In my times we just take the bike, meet the friends and go for a ride 😂😂😂
@TheAndierokker9 ай бұрын
- Not with this guy. “Saving the world” level of preparation… to go get the vape juice
  @aidarsharafullin69009 ай бұрын
- well you can clearly see he has no friends to meet
  @princeZPT9 ай бұрын
- It's still that time
  @shockwave98759 ай бұрын
- G as f
  @geraldhilmbauer33659 ай бұрын
0:02 tschooo tschooo its the morning routine train on his way
@computeronlinewelt840826 күн бұрын
Bro took Kick Butowski to another level
@Vendetta019385 ай бұрын
the jeremy fragrance of biking
@joedy08 ай бұрын
- This got me dude 😭😭😭
  @Static.SonicRS8 ай бұрын
- This bike is sexy
  @3amekdrake8 ай бұрын
- Haha, I just wanted to formulate a joke along the lines of… If Jeremy Fragrance and Patrick Bateman had a child, he would probably become this cyclist… But you got there first ;)
  @danielschwendinger83828 ай бұрын
Man, he prepares more than astronaut who goes to space
@user-hs4pd2zi6v9 ай бұрын
- He's doing a something for a company
  @walktip9 ай бұрын
- о том же подумал =Ъ
  @johannfaust63169 ай бұрын
- I mean, where else is an astronaut supposed to go?
  @user-ms1em3gy4h9 ай бұрын
if i lived alone, my house would have minimum charisma
@mamedovofficial6 ай бұрын
I'm getting tire before the ride start by watching this
@mustaqimjaafar8518 күн бұрын
Me: trying to unlock my rusty ass lock in the rain from my 15 year old bike while downing the cheapest energy drink from the corner store
@Litepaw9 ай бұрын
- I refill the bottle of pepsi with water..🥹
  @akshatrastogi90639 ай бұрын
- I feel you 😂
  @markjadebaltazar33269 ай бұрын
- Litterally me
  @nery29819 ай бұрын
- Still feeling better than this museum exhibit
  @goldenman7329 ай бұрын
- @@akshatrastogi9063😂 that's hood af
  @marzoralez14669 ай бұрын
When your water isn't watery enough, you need the hydration formula 😭
@pocopuffs74189 ай бұрын
- I cant✋😭
  @That_One_MF_09 ай бұрын
- Water powdered water
  @TheSparkdaemon9 ай бұрын
- Sales y minerales.. solo es eso.. no solo es tomar agua a lo pendejo... Por eso venden el gatorade
  @carlosdaniel-lm3lz9 ай бұрын
- That’s why you should have stayed in school
  @youarenotnormal9 ай бұрын
- when sweating your body looses a lot of electrolytes. that powder has an advanced, medical-grade hydration formula containing the key electrolytes potassium, sodium, and chloride designed to restore your body's sugar and electrolyte balance.
  @raspbear34869 ай бұрын
Bro is the light version of Mike o‘Hearn💀
@itsme66684 ай бұрын
Bro is going on a war 😂
@shriramjadhawar3 ай бұрын
Ain’t no way this man just moisturized his legs with whipped cream 💀
@josh_phinney728 ай бұрын
- HSHSHSHS I KNOW
  @straymystic35938 ай бұрын
- Of course he did he got time because he has no friends
  @stanielsoncoochiesmellehsm61148 ай бұрын
- @@stanielsoncoochiesmellehsm6114well fuck I have no time but also no friend, what paradox is this?!?!
  @FirstLast-fl1co8 ай бұрын
- Are you stupid? It’s spf 50 sunscreen
  @angelacampbell33368 ай бұрын
- It’s a sunscreen in the form of whipped cream. It was actually pretty popular on TikTok.
  @Iknowleeknow7318 ай бұрын
there is no way this man is not a serial killer
@finnkelava90417 ай бұрын
- 😂😂Underrated comment
  @rational_toilet_seat-76077 ай бұрын
- I hate him
  @jenbervis43527 ай бұрын
So Calm and peaceful 🤌🏻
@Reyxfootball5 ай бұрын
How much professional Him : Yes
@amitasingh89163 ай бұрын
Bro really buttered up his legs for that ultra aerodynamic feel
@tuhp52378 ай бұрын
- 🐫
  @ezequielecheverria14658 ай бұрын
- @@ezequielecheverria1465wot
  @BradleyGibbs8 ай бұрын
“Let’s see Paul Allen’s bike ride preparation.”
@MrTJCM69 ай бұрын
- Lol this comment should be #1
  @alanavina61919 ай бұрын
He does this in a way like he is trying not to wake somone up💀
@costekr88762 ай бұрын
WE MAKING IT ACROSS THE WORLD WITH THIS ONE 🎉🎉💯💯🗣️
@joelzylberstein27136 ай бұрын
Bro prepared more than ww1 soldiers💀💀
@Simo_16099 ай бұрын
- Depend on context: French,no. British,yes.
  @milkyyanks7659 ай бұрын
- Chill, respect and honor those soldiers who fought for us. A dweeb like this guy would only last a few minutes tops in the trenches (respectfully)
  @FahadofBrooklyn9 ай бұрын
- And 2 and 3
  @jaflaf32019 ай бұрын
- котагым жемеш
  @impulse23839 ай бұрын
- @@FahadofBrooklynit's not that deep 💀
  @xtc20069 ай бұрын
bro is the definition of ocd
@JRS_8 ай бұрын
- This is not ocd
  @josieemarie7 ай бұрын
- @@josieemarieright, it’s clinical ocd
  @e52n7 ай бұрын
- @@e52n hahaha no it’s perfectionism.
  @josieemarie7 ай бұрын
You’re one of those guys who I see in the middle of the road when there’s a sidewalk with nobody on it, but you still choose to ride in the road
@Salty_cookies5 ай бұрын
Appearance : human Real nature : ROBOT
@I_Comment70025 ай бұрын
Now let's see Paul Allens bike ride routine
@RENTFREETOUR9 ай бұрын
- Hahaahahahahahahahah 😂😂😂
  @canaldotiodavid9 ай бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂😂
  @meditativesloth46049 ай бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂😂
  @Henrique.Souza06019 ай бұрын
He called me poor in so many different levels
@igordinizrocha79229 ай бұрын
- Fr
  @topdarnal18139 ай бұрын
- Fr
  @sloth0219 ай бұрын
- Fr
  @commando7129 ай бұрын
- Fr
  @Eggvs9 ай бұрын
- Fr
  @AM-vy2ym9 ай бұрын
Even his toes are perfectly manicured lol
@indigoblue39795 ай бұрын
Dudes bike coast more then my car.!
@paulolsen9902 ай бұрын
Pls do a "paying my taxes" asmr
@fernandojs40749 ай бұрын