Meanwhile… Rent The House From “Up” | NYC Cheese Balls Guy | Drew’s Sex List | Sprite Chill

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Meanwhile… Airbnb created a replica of the old man’s house from “Up,” an unidentified New Yorker drew a huge crowd to watch him eat cheese balls, Drew Barrymore wrote out a list of her sexual partners and then lost the list, and Sprite introduced a cool new flavor.
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  • The alpaca bit should've been a 'peenwhile' segment

    @simonschaffner7080@simonschaffner708014 күн бұрын
  • When we went to the movie Up, we were sitting just behind a woman and her family. After watching the sad, sad beginning, the daughter leans over her father and in a plaintive voice asks, “Mom? When is it going to get funny?”

    @brianhunt8273@brianhunt827314 күн бұрын
  • Always love how the writers try to trip Stephen up with the Meanwhile preamble, I think he’s only fumbled it once or twice lol

    @ChainReactionsProductions@ChainReactionsProductions14 күн бұрын
    • Can't stand those. Used to fascinate me; now they're pretty indigestable.

      @justsayin5609@justsayin560914 күн бұрын
    • Nope. Fake news! Sad.

      @khazbaruk5996@khazbaruk599614 күн бұрын
    • You know they don't do those live, right?

      @gen_x_dad@gen_x_dad14 күн бұрын
    • Just skip past the useless word salad.

      @ecamp6360@ecamp636014 күн бұрын
    • At this point, they can (or probably already do) ask a AI to write a 'Meanwhile segment preamble like Stephen Colbert'. I should try that out..

      @derkies2133@derkies213314 күн бұрын
  • Love when Louis Cato can’t help but laugh. Hahah

    @mikeflood2588@mikeflood258814 күн бұрын
    • I couldn't imagine how anyone could fill the role that Jon Batiste had as bandleader, but I absolutely adore Louis Cato! Damn, he's talented, and seems to be a genuinely lovely person. He's wearing my favorite jacket again. I love his style! The current line up is my favorite Late Night band of all time. Every member is a virtuoso in their own right. I especially love stand up bassist, Endea Owens, who is an outstanding jazz recording artist and rocks her glamorous style. I always check out what she's wearing. I still love Jon, and I hope his soulmate, Suleika Jaouad, will ultimately kick cancer's a$$ and make a full recovery. Reading about their powerful love story reduced me to tears, I had an absolute "ugly" cry, but for the most beautiful reasons!🥹🥲

      @LazyIRanch@LazyIRanch14 күн бұрын
    • Oh wow

      @arkoobi@arkoobi13 күн бұрын
  • Don't get too close, man. You are too close, man. Don't Bug the Walrus! (Goo goo ca-choo!)

    @vedwalker3974@vedwalker397414 күн бұрын
  • Seagulls are the garbage disposal system of systems when you need to throw out the Dungeness crab bait and watch in awe as the seagull swallows it whole

    @brianjones6500@brianjones650014 күн бұрын
  • Menthol Sprite? That'll go great with my Newports. Just pour it into my stoma.

    @jessragan6714@jessragan671414 күн бұрын
  • Not even straight up Korean can faze him on these intros. Legend.

    @Johnioan2@Johnioan214 күн бұрын
  • The alpaca story has me dying of laughing! I love MEANWHILE!!

    @patriciaschilling6290@patriciaschilling629014 күн бұрын
  • I’ve waited all my life for a moment like this

    @mcfishyfirst253@mcfishyfirst25314 күн бұрын
  • amazed he didn't reference trump for the KFC perfume

    @AC3handle@AC3handle14 күн бұрын
  • The “chilling agent” part of Sprite reminded me of a classic Jeeves and Wooster (if anyone here remembers that) where Wooster is trying to make tea on his own, reading a book warning not to over boil water as it will become “hard.” To which he says… hard water, well that’s just Ice. Felt the same about a chilling agent for a soft drink…

    @geoffreyschultz8515@geoffreyschultz851514 күн бұрын
    • I love Jeeves and Wooster!

      @Joelswinger34@Joelswinger3414 күн бұрын
    • that must be really old… because I’m not young and even I have no idea what that is.

      @claireconover@claireconover14 күн бұрын
    • ​@@claireconover 70's BBC comedy series

      @jennylynntozier2271@jennylynntozier227114 күн бұрын
    • Bertie Wooster❣️❣️❣️

      @mariekastler5391@mariekastler539114 күн бұрын
    • ​​@@jennylynntozier2271based on book(s) by PG Woodhouse. Can't recommend Strongly enough: vedy posh, vedy funny mysteries!!! PS, yep, I'm Even Older😉

      @mariekastler5391@mariekastler539114 күн бұрын
  • Really thought ‘light butt play’ was going to show up somewhere

    @Bdhstl95@Bdhstl9514 күн бұрын
    • Does THAT topic interest you?

      @victorpradha9946@victorpradha994614 күн бұрын
    • It nearly took him down the day before! I was sure it was going to come up! XD

      @IliyaMoroumetz@IliyaMoroumetz13 күн бұрын
  • Best post-coital joke I've ever heard was an ex who rolled over after and said, "I think you bruised my fucking cervix" 🤘🧙‍♂🤘

    @richpeltier9519@richpeltier951914 күн бұрын
  • Brought cheeseballs to my daughter's 5th birthday. When i walked in, she screamed, "Yaaay, daddy got big balls."

    @nathanbopp6163@nathanbopp616314 күн бұрын
    • 🙂😂😀😁😅

      @mammawlee@mammawlee14 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂

      @djidjidaniel1824@djidjidaniel182414 күн бұрын
    • Never happened

      @Kenny49ERS@Kenny49ERS14 күн бұрын
    • Kids say the darndest things....

      @Surge1077@Surge107714 күн бұрын
    • @@Kenny49ERShave you ever met a child? 😅

      @colorbugoriginals4457@colorbugoriginals445714 күн бұрын
  • "ALPACA SEX!" As a topic for a joke? SURE, I guess. (Give that writer a bonus!) 💙

    @richardvickrey4786@richardvickrey478614 күн бұрын
  • The wife got a chuckle out of Stephen speaking Korean. 😉

    @Darknamja@Darknamja14 күн бұрын
    • his writers are messing with him. Got him laughing yesterday

      @likebot.@likebot.14 күн бұрын
    • Do most S. Koreans have wonderful sense of humor? Every Korean person I've ever known has had a delightful wit. One of my best friends in high school, Peter Kim, was my partner in drama class and he was so funny I blamed him for making me forget my lines! My dentist, Dr. Choe, is so sweet and funny I actually look forward to going to the dentist now. In the 1980s, I worked as a computer tech with several Korean men and women, they made that boring job so much more fun. The only Korean I dislike is Kim Jong-Un. I hate him for the cruel way he treats his own people.

      @LazyIRanch@LazyIRanch14 күн бұрын
  • Please start streaming the Late Show Band performances. They deserve the recognition and respect.

    @FVWhimsy2010@FVWhimsy201014 күн бұрын
    • YES! They are the best band on any late night show! Sorry Roots, y'all are great too, but I'm not a fan of Fallon. Nothing personal, but he's no Seth or Stephen. Louis Cato had some mighty big shoes to fill when Jon Batiste left to spend more time caring for his partner fighting a tough battle with leukemia. Louis has his own delightful personality, and his OWN "shoes", and I'm convinced that man could play any instrument he set his talent to. ❤ Louis Cato! He's wearing my favorite jacket again. The gentleman has style!

      @LazyIRanch@LazyIRanch14 күн бұрын
    • I agree! I love how many of the late night shows still have a live band, I think it's wonderful but Louis Cato and the Late Show band are by far my favourites! Sorry Fred and QL!

      @squee599@squee59913 күн бұрын
    • The ability to choose camera feed would be a cool feature for streaming platforms. Of course they'll need to charge everyone more if they use it or not.

      @R_C420@R_C42013 күн бұрын
    • They might not be doing so now because of copyright/licensing issues. The band is fantastic, but they may not have the legal right to broadcast the music they play during breaks.

      @Reinshark@Reinshark11 күн бұрын
    • @@R_C420 They sometimes switch to alternate camera shots to hide minor edits. Giving viewers the ability to "choose [a] camera feed" wouldn't work at all for this style of production.

      @Reinshark@Reinshark11 күн бұрын
  • PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, Late Show team, send the KFC Perfume to the Chicken in Chief

    @Casper042@Casper04214 күн бұрын
  • Till testers stopped going blind -- seth Meyers laughed so hard he jumped out of bed!

    @ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv@ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv14 күн бұрын
    • Till testers started lying to get the hell out of the lab. Is my guess...

      @johnnynielsen3006@johnnynielsen300614 күн бұрын
  • Why is it that the story about the tourist in Norway messing with the Walrus, made Me think that the tourist told the walrus that " I am the Egg Man ".... 🧐

    @oonegro82@oonegro8214 күн бұрын
    • No one under 55 will get this...

      @andyreznick@andyreznick14 күн бұрын
    • "Drivin around, king of the town, always got my window rolled down."

      @kerrynelson3397@kerrynelson339714 күн бұрын
  • Trump would be biggly annoyed if he found out more people turned up to watch a man eat cheeseballs than turned up to support him at his trial. I hope no one tells him 😁

    @kiwibob8967@kiwibob896714 күн бұрын
    • The guy wore an orange mask. Maybe it WAS Trump....

      @mlbrooks4066@mlbrooks406614 күн бұрын
  • OMG I laughed so hard during the alpaca segment

    @radianttiger2307@radianttiger230714 күн бұрын
  • I wonder if alpacas engage in Light Butt Play!

    @willdickinson4177@willdickinson417714 күн бұрын
  • Junky's grumble trunk. One of the best.

    @NY-rg3gy@NY-rg3gy13 күн бұрын
  • To the tune of ...Drunken sailor: What would you do with a hung alpaca...

    @newhorizonsforfifty2833@newhorizonsforfifty283314 күн бұрын
    • Brilliant! 💙

      @richardvickrey4786@richardvickrey478614 күн бұрын
  • ed. " don't you need 2 for a list? " the alpaca jokes, yea! " i dunno i dunno. " that look ❤

    @ArtistSalon@ArtistSalon14 күн бұрын
  • I'd swear that the writers are competing to make the most contorting tongue twisters stump our man😂

    @angeladawn805@angeladawn80512 күн бұрын
  • It's like an isolation chamber for the mind. Where, like altered states, you can regress into a happier more primitive form of yourself.

    @Auldridgencube@Auldridgencube14 күн бұрын
    • 😆😆😆😆😆💖💖😻🌵👵🐺🖖

      @karinwolf3645@karinwolf364514 күн бұрын
  • If you see a fury dressed as an alpaca, RUN!

    @hereigoagain5050@hereigoagain505014 күн бұрын
  • How did he disturb the walrus? He played a Beatles song on a high quality Bluetooth!

    @ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv@ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv14 күн бұрын
    • I think it was closer to Alpaca sex but not just talking about it.....

      @mlbrooks4066@mlbrooks406614 күн бұрын
    • That's how they got "too close" 🥲❤

      @IdislikeTechnology@IdislikeTechnology14 күн бұрын
  • I love Colbert 😅

    @carleenmulloy481@carleenmulloy48114 күн бұрын
  • Carbonation is actually a cooling agent. When the carbonic acid becomes H2O plus CO2, it takes some energy with it, cooling the drink.

    @Valdagast@Valdagast14 күн бұрын
  • I just imagined him on salvia, and it's absolutely epic.

    @NewMessage@NewMessage14 күн бұрын
  • Sprite teamed up with a mechanic.. "What if we?... Summer's coming & you know that everyone knows engine coolant keeps vehicles from overheating righhht?" "People wanna be cool all the time and we need sales!"

    @cheknfaks@cheknfaks14 күн бұрын
    • Killing the customer with engine coolant means no repeat custumers. And a hella lot of lawsuits. Marketing geniuses and product designers really need to rethink this. Or take the cowards way out and drink it themselves.

      @vilstef6988@vilstef698814 күн бұрын
  • How did he disturb the walrus? By Describing Alpaca sex! 😂

    @sewararabo@sewararabo12 күн бұрын
  • I was shocked there wasn't a trump joke with that KFC cologne story.

    @jeffs6090@jeffs609014 күн бұрын
  • Cheese balls? How about... ...CHEEZ NUTZ!

    @davidanderson_surrey_bc@davidanderson_surrey_bc13 күн бұрын
  • I was wondering whether the cheese balls man was Trump especially with the orange jump suit but then I realised he was unlikely to have stopped at just the one jar so it couldn't have been.

    @c2757@c275714 күн бұрын
  • “Research and development team went through several rounds of trial and error” just sounds like some of them died and got replaced. (Or I’ve watched to much Sci-Fi.)

    @SpaceForceCommander@SpaceForceCommander14 күн бұрын
  • Weird that I'm drinking a Sprite Chill right now...

    @sg137iu@sg137iu14 күн бұрын
  • This is my favorite segment.

    @dt2phillips@dt2phillips12 күн бұрын
  • ❤Drew 😄 If you're gonna forget your "funkytown" list, forget it at Danny's house😄 Love this story 😄 I'm sure her teenager loves this cringe 🤘

    @katthefantastic@katthefantastic14 күн бұрын
    • Honestly this whole situation sounds like something out of an It's Always Sunny episode lmao 😂

      @charityquill4965@charityquill496514 күн бұрын
    • @@charityquill4965 exactly lol🤘😄

      @katthefantastic@katthefantastic13 күн бұрын
  • Stephen's sheer joy and hitting the drum beats was freaking ADORABLE and made my whole night.

    @manaash4316@manaash431612 күн бұрын
  • "Quaker Sprite" is a sludge builder.

    @crocglox7797@crocglox779714 күн бұрын
  • Thanks for the giggles 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉

    @user-qg5wg9ut2o@user-qg5wg9ut2o14 күн бұрын
  • OMG!! That delight at 00:03 - beautiful!!

    @FrisbeeGirl@FrisbeeGirl8 күн бұрын
  • That was downright mean giving him Korean! 😆

    @ksrt2654@ksrt265414 күн бұрын
    • I would love it if someone gave me some Korean, I love Korean BBQ, Bulgogi and kimchi... OH! You meant the language! Sorry, it's time for lunch and my stomach is growling. 😉

      @LazyIRanch@LazyIRanch14 күн бұрын
  • “Self-soothe” TMI

    @bmac9936@bmac993614 күн бұрын
  • Well, watching a person oink down a whole container of cheese balls for free in a delightful park setting would be a pretty good deal, I think. Especially when you hear all the horror stories about how expensive things in New York can be.

    @thaisstone5192@thaisstone519214 күн бұрын
  • Nice "Altered States" movie reference.

    @thePrisoner1000@thePrisoner100014 күн бұрын
  • _"...too close to that alpaca"??_ It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

    @r.1599@r.159914 күн бұрын
  • 1:57 NOW THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW WHO'S NUMBER ONE!!1!

    @stooge389@stooge38914 күн бұрын
  • Plot twist: Norway has apologized for the misunderstanding. Apparently, it was just Jamie Hyneman visiting his family.

    @CharlesGriswold@CharlesGriswold14 күн бұрын
  • They are following you because they think you’re gull’ible

    @Moekoffee2001@Moekoffee200114 күн бұрын
  • Doesn't Dave and Buster need to be licensed as a casino if they are taking bets?

    @mlbrooks4066@mlbrooks406614 күн бұрын
  • 5:42 Evie's Map!

    @xrzeropoint7989@xrzeropoint798914 күн бұрын
  • All commercial food is a science project.

    @janusatthegate6201@janusatthegate620113 күн бұрын
  • Llong llive llamas! allso appllies to allpacas!!

    @ernestpeele7282@ernestpeele728214 күн бұрын
  • The preamble is the best part.

    @RansomeStoddard@RansomeStoddard14 күн бұрын
    • Wouldn't know. I always skip forward past that bit.

      @c2757@c275714 күн бұрын
    • @@c2757 Nooooo!

      @suen5006@suen500614 күн бұрын
    • I've been saying for ages that we need fan art depicting the Meanwhile intros!!

      @naomiarram5187@naomiarram518714 күн бұрын
    • I hate it!

      @lirianoc@lirianoc14 күн бұрын
  • I'll drink to that! Ba boom boom

    @ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv@ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv14 күн бұрын
  • Best Meanwhile ever!! I have alpacas. They can take an hour or more to do the deed. They make so much noise, you would think someone is being repeatedly stabbed. I'll bet there's a you tube. Hey what ever happened to that women on KZhead who mimed DJT ramblingss? Can you find her?

    @janewaterman275@janewaterman27514 күн бұрын
  • "One" is a list if you format it correctly and have nice stationery.

    @shugotenchi@shugotenchi12 күн бұрын
  • Awesome

    @terryp.luvsjenifer.winklem1314@terryp.luvsjenifer.winklem131414 күн бұрын
  • Drew flashed Letterman. :)

    @xrzeropoint7989@xrzeropoint798914 күн бұрын
  • 5:24 Louis really making an effort to contain the groans now.

    @Cancun771@Cancun77114 күн бұрын
  • There must be a million "disturb the walrus' jokes...

    @TimEarlyNet@TimEarlyNet14 күн бұрын
  • Thank you from Bangkok

    @jeffbangkok@jeffbangkok14 күн бұрын
  • 5:39 We all know d FALLOPIAN TOOBES. 😂

    @BlakieTT@BlakieTT14 күн бұрын
  • Stephen & writers . . . Thank you for MEANWHILE -- You always make interesting -- can't live w/o it👍

    @colleenclements5715@colleenclements571513 күн бұрын
  • How come Meanwhile is always uploaded 4 hours later than the monologue?

    @CAJim2@CAJim214 күн бұрын
    • Educated guess: the monologue is a teaser released close to,East Coast air time to get people to turn on their TVs and watch the show as it airs and Meanwhile is released after the show airs on the West Coast so the TV audience gets to see it first.

      @Rosarium2007@Rosarium200714 күн бұрын
    • Because it's called free.

      @edfleming9600@edfleming960014 күн бұрын
  • They are no longer allowed to use the "cooling" sensation in cigarettes so they had to use it somewhere. Mmmm, menthol Sprite

    @glenangel3636@glenangel36367 күн бұрын
    • Whaaat? No more menthol cigarettes? I mean, I quit a few years ago, but what if I want to relapse somewhere down the line? 🤔🚬💨

      @billyshithead3139@billyshithead31394 күн бұрын
  • I cannot watch up without. Balling my eyes out

    @mashobane9982@mashobane998210 күн бұрын
  • I'd like my Meanwhile intros book by Christmas please

    @richardsimon4135@richardsimon413514 күн бұрын
  • Fair dinkum unbelivable😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @FreddyJong-co6cb@FreddyJong-co6cb14 күн бұрын
  • It's all about that good, good, up and to the left. They love it every time.

    @bigbird2451@bigbird245111 күн бұрын
  • Tina Fey’s old tale of either Colbert or Carell being a ladies man during their time at second city haunts me. She never revealed who it was and I have no idea lol

    @theseinstrumentals@theseinstrumentals14 күн бұрын
    • I bet it was Carroll.

      @Ivehadenuff@Ivehadenuff11 күн бұрын
  • until the testers stopped becoming bling 😂

    @NeoDragonFlame@NeoDragonFlame11 күн бұрын
  • Manifold lubricant? Most soft drinks already really do have Antifreeze in them, you may be surprised to learn that Coca-Cola contains propylene glycol. Propylene glycol is an ingredient that's used as a preservative. It has many other uses, including being used as an anti-freeze. It's not just used in Coke though-it can be found in many other foods and cosmetics as well.

    @gwheyduke@gwheyduke10 күн бұрын
  • I'm really starting to wonder what Stephen did to piss off the writers' room that they keep giving him such tongue twisters for the introduction to Meanwhile. Yowza!

    @rmdodsonbills@rmdodsonbills14 күн бұрын
  • Bert Coldsnap!!

    @dannyburleigh1@dannyburleigh113 күн бұрын
  • 0:02 awesome! 🥁 🎸 🥁

    @mickeysmyspiritanimal223@mickeysmyspiritanimal22313 күн бұрын
  • "salvia jitters" pretty much sums up this moment for any historians watching.

    @pjforde1978@pjforde197814 күн бұрын
  • KFC perfume? That'll be the talk of the trailer park

    @justinhill4847@justinhill484713 күн бұрын
  • I couldnt agree more about that Up movie... tremendous downer. The moral at the end is basically 'its okay to give up your dream and just do something else'

    @chrisrobinson679@chrisrobinson67913 күн бұрын
  • RDJ would know about the alpaca sex

    @vsznry@vsznry14 күн бұрын
  • Maybe alpacas don't have cervixes?

    @Michaelkaydee@Michaelkaydee14 күн бұрын
    • They don't if the male is doing it right.

      @gloomyblackfur399@gloomyblackfur39914 күн бұрын
  • Nobody noticed his illustration of a teenager was young John Oliver?? 😂

    @Altrue@Altrue9 күн бұрын
  • The KFC cologne has been harvested from Trump sweat.

    @richtakings3359@richtakings335914 күн бұрын
    • Not bad. Trump Sweat splash-on could be the next thing that he uses to fleece the faithful. And don't forget for our new fragrances: Trump Fart air freshener and Burger Breath mouthwash! Make America Gross Again!

      @andyreznick@andyreznick14 күн бұрын
    • @@andyreznick LOL good ones there. I was thinking for the cologne with "Eau De Golden Toilette". And instead of "Pour Homme" it's "Pour Enfant"

      @richtakings3359@richtakings335914 күн бұрын
  • For a good time, turn on closed captions during the intro

    @rjathar@rjathar12 күн бұрын
  • Yes, that list of 1 is true!

    @mariacullen6650@mariacullen665014 күн бұрын
  • I think we know who is in Stephen's "sex list." Clue: You can stop loving and talking about it like a nervous high school teen. 😏

    @angelezebuiro9676@angelezebuiro967614 күн бұрын
  • Light butt play😂

    @bellmattwebb@bellmattwebb14 күн бұрын
  • I don't know if anyone reading this would be able to believe me, but I have never, ever in my whole life, thought of alpaca boinking.

    @nishidohellhillsruler6731@nishidohellhillsruler673113 күн бұрын
  • You know you don't stop until you reach the fallopian tubes. Everyone knows that.

    @Itosalix@Itosalix14 күн бұрын
  • Junkies' grumble-trunk of news...

    @christopherbedford9897@christopherbedford989713 күн бұрын
  • Oh I was hoping for a Beatles reference in that ending punchline.

    @amberbeaty7353@amberbeaty735313 күн бұрын
  • Fried Chicken perfume just what the lawyers need to wear to Trump's trial to keep him awake

    @edwardroche2480@edwardroche248014 күн бұрын
  • Male alpaca: "We don't need no stinkin' cervix!" ;-P

    @igorschmidlapp6987@igorschmidlapp698714 күн бұрын
  • You just know the writers were trying to come up with an alpaca sex list that included the walrus.

    @bmitch3020@bmitch302014 күн бұрын
    • . . . AND "Light Butt Play" 💙

      @richardvickrey4786@richardvickrey478614 күн бұрын
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