The Royal News

2023 ж. 19 Қар.
387 906 Рет қаралды

featuring @Daxflame and @watersilk
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  • It's a prosperous kingdom where everyone is literate

    @cirecrux@cirecrux5 ай бұрын
    • Actually they’re the only literate ones. College graduates. So naturally they’re the ones with the most free time.

      @jeremytitus9519@jeremytitus95195 ай бұрын
    • the woman is probably a witch though.

      @7ropz@7ropz5 ай бұрын
    • Their prosperous because they pillaged the NPC's.

      @ChildrenoftheMeat@ChildrenoftheMeat5 ай бұрын
    • right? i was like what kind of "peasants" can read??

      @akpokemon@akpokemon5 ай бұрын
    • It depends on what time and country as to weather peasants can read or not.

      @grimknight3121@grimknight31215 ай бұрын
  • I feel like I could have read the transcript for this sketch faster than I had to listen to it.

    @SilortheBlade@SilortheBlade5 ай бұрын
    • Maybe next time Joel can drop it in a community post or something.

      @jeremytitus9519@jeremytitus95195 ай бұрын
    • ...oh dang are we just reading it today then?

      @frostyflames7864@frostyflames78645 ай бұрын
    • I just watch it at 2x speed.

      @Pbleadhead@Pbleadhead5 ай бұрын
    • Hey sorry I'm just a little late. He posted the video 24 minutes ago? You have the transcript? So we're reading it today. Sick.

      @EtherD86@EtherD865 ай бұрын
    • ​@@frostyflames7864yeah. Yep

      @yelahneb@yelahneb5 ай бұрын
  • Devastating. I was hiding behind this rock, hoping to hear the Royal News, but I'm illiterate, & much too shy to ask what the Royal News was. Now I'll have to roll my rock all the way to town and just hope one of the peasants sees fit to spread the Royal News in a location accessible to my eavesdropping.

    @egan452@egan4525 ай бұрын
    • God gives his hardest battles to his strongest warriors.

      @steezydan8543@steezydan85435 ай бұрын
    • @@steezydan8543that’s one of the manliest things I’ve ever heard, in a comment involving god in some capacity. And I’m not even being sarcastic or anything. The Klingons would love to have you as their religious leader. Disclaimer, though: I’m saying that as a person who doesn’t really believe in a higher power.

      @Blizzard0fOz93@Blizzard0fOz935 ай бұрын
    • This is perfect lmaooo

      @lewisshemery2585@lewisshemery25855 ай бұрын
    • Have you tried asking the bugs living under your rock for assistance? I'm sure they'd love to help you out in exchange for some decaying plant matter or spoiled produce now and then.

      @AtheistPirate@AtheistPirate5 ай бұрын
    • Be a man and assert yourself, I promise it will be easier to do every time, and you'll get better at it.

      @xandror@xandror5 ай бұрын
  • The king's truly _not that corrupt_ if his citizens: - Can miss a royal news decree without fear of consequence. - Are literate. - Can talk to the king during a decree. - Can even express opinions or make suggestions during a decree.

    @RuSosan@RuSosan5 ай бұрын
    • Why would he automatically be corrupt?

      @mikvan9849@mikvan98495 ай бұрын
    • @@mikvan9849 oh you know how kings are...

      @Daffz@Daffz5 ай бұрын
    • @@mikvan9849that’s the point, this guy isn’t even that corrupt.

      @themecoptera9258@themecoptera92585 ай бұрын
    • He seems downright benevolent. Joel the Generous, First of His Name, King of the Havers and the Insane-o Style Men

      @macintalkshow@macintalkshow5 ай бұрын
    • He likes wet sweater sleeves though

      @lightgrove7751@lightgrove77515 ай бұрын
  • Hey Joel can we please read the video next time I feel like take things in better that way

    @the_winglet@the_winglet5 ай бұрын
    • Like takes yes

      @SolDizZo@SolDizZo5 ай бұрын
    • Id like that too

      @figo3554@figo35545 ай бұрын
    • Well, under the video description, Joel *does* provide a transcript. It's quite enlightening...

      @MidnightDStroyer@MidnightDStroyer5 ай бұрын
    • Tf2 dude

      @PaveltheBugFan@PaveltheBugFan5 ай бұрын
    • Oh hey it’s Winglet. Nice

      @mattmaco9065@mattmaco90655 ай бұрын
  • I don't know why, but the scroll hitting the ground is absolutely hilarious to me.

    @motorious7583@motorious75835 ай бұрын
    • That second time when she said "okay, sick" then dropped it got me.

      @Spero_Hawk@Spero_Hawk5 ай бұрын
    • It was so loud

      @MrOnosa@MrOnosa5 ай бұрын
    • I felt bad for the scroll...the Royal decree being desecrated like that...the villager should have never let it touch the ground. 🤣

      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785@pex_the_unalivedrunk67855 ай бұрын
    • The sound is funny, like a cheap plasticky poster hitting a tile floor

      @TaylorSly@TaylorSly5 ай бұрын
    • The disrespect of the scroll really emphasizes how little of a shit people give lol.

      @maskedbadass6802@maskedbadass68025 ай бұрын
  • I like how powerful monarchs and emperors in Joel’s videos are always super chill and reasonable. I bet this king isn’t even that corrupt.

    @masterxl97@masterxl975 ай бұрын
    • Agreed. This king seems super patient and kind.

      @TigerClawTV@TigerClawTV5 ай бұрын
    • He's no galactic emperor but still a very chill autocrat

      @304783@3047835 ай бұрын
    • @@304783 dude the galactic emperor had like.. an unending amount of chill. Not even DNSL could bug that dude

      @untaimedbeast@untaimedbeast5 ай бұрын
    • Like, corrupt ENOUGH. But just not very.

      @3srs5U@3srs5U5 ай бұрын
    • Oh yeah?! Tell that to Marshall the Rat, such a Tyrant bro...

      @GUSRG@GUSRG4 ай бұрын
  • Best part “Oh, okay, sick”. Love that they both just drop it, somehow even less effort than throwing it over their shoulders.

    @caryrabbit@caryrabbit5 ай бұрын
    • because that's how I react every time I read a newspaper. I scan it for like 30 seconds, say "oh okay sick" and then just leave

      @Stickarms99@Stickarms995 ай бұрын
    • Came here to say this

      @chris_jewell@chris_jewell5 ай бұрын
    • @@chris_jewell Just this?

      @Ingrid922@Ingrid9224 ай бұрын
  • This is why literacy became such an issue: kings were sick of people wanting to just read the news and not get to shout it royally.

    @gordonwiley2006@gordonwiley20065 ай бұрын
    • Except kings never read the news... a lot of kings couldn't even read. That would've been the jobs of the town criers to tell the people whatever the King decreed.

      @lawrencetalbot8346@lawrencetalbot83465 ай бұрын
    • Well what's even the point of having a king, then?

      @GBart@GBart5 ай бұрын
    • that is so wrong that i m ashamed too see that you even tried to get away with this bs kings and royals in austria hungary always read the royal news to the population that was a normal accurance the only kingdom that didn't do that was france in europe .... ffs even in asia the sultanates and tribes did this wtf are you on about@@lawrencetalbot8346

      @aloevera7835@aloevera78355 ай бұрын
    • ​@@GBartTo fight and to dictate rules. The church did most or all of the reading and writing. Sometimes, in fact, kings were subject themselves to the wishes of the pope.

      @unseen26389@unseen263895 ай бұрын
    • @@GBart Reading's for dumb people. Socrates never wrote anything down. Buddha never wrote anything down. Confucius never wrote anything down. Jesus never wrote anything down. Muhammad never wrote anything down. If you can't memorize something clearly it isn't very important.

      @hawawah8671@hawawah86715 ай бұрын
  • Daxflame’s awkward mannerisms fits amazingly well with Joel’s style of humor

    @pookus_423@pookus_4235 ай бұрын
    • True, true.

      @altusshow7574@altusshow75745 ай бұрын
    • “True yea”

      @TriComStorm@TriComStorm5 ай бұрын
    • Him and Trent

      @gabrieldosmundos9948@gabrieldosmundos99485 ай бұрын
    • Have you seen the hot seat with Dax Flame? It's like a short, late-night interview with Dax as the host. It's amazing.

      @altusshow7574@altusshow75745 ай бұрын
    • @@altusshow7574 I have

      @pookus_423@pookus_4235 ай бұрын
  • Wow I sure can't wait to hear about all of this important news! (I'm hiding behind a rock btw)

    @cappuccinovonswagmeister1050@cappuccinovonswagmeister10505 ай бұрын
    • Stay safe out there bud

      @jeremytitus9519@jeremytitus95195 ай бұрын
    • Sure you don't want to read it?

      @alexpenna@alexpenna5 ай бұрын
    • Dude quiet you’ll blow everyone’s cover!

      @team4star1@team4star15 ай бұрын
    • I knew it!!

      @Joel-Haver@Joel-Haver5 ай бұрын
    • @@team4star1 called it

      @alexpenna@alexpenna5 ай бұрын
  • The girl's delivery of "Oh...okay, sick," then immediately drops the Royal News Scroll then promptly walks away has me dead

    @MirichansDiscountSoulsMemes@MirichansDiscountSoulsMemes5 ай бұрын
  • The king must be a very good one. I mean look at that literacy rate!

    @theMifyoo@theMifyoo5 ай бұрын
    • and almost 100% employment.

      @betsybarnicle8016@betsybarnicle80165 ай бұрын
    • He's not even that corrupt.

      @RuSosan@RuSosan5 ай бұрын
    • He's not even that corrupt!

      @TheRealmDrifter@TheRealmDrifter5 ай бұрын
  • And thus the Royal Bulletin Board was created, and it was good.

    @Dosko@Dosko5 ай бұрын
    • It's always good, especially when it's not.

      @wrathofainz@wrathofainz5 ай бұрын
  • totally didn't realize Joel was the king himself till the end of the video. this kingdom is blessed to have such a nice and friendly king.

    @Liebestod0001@Liebestod00015 ай бұрын
    • He's not even that corrupt.

      @pfontaine147@pfontaine1475 ай бұрын
    • Same, I thought he was just a messenger or something at first.

      @edwardbutler9648@edwardbutler96485 ай бұрын
    • @@edwardbutler9648 same here

      @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel4 ай бұрын
  • Townton is so lovely this time of year.

    @mmcg8688@mmcg86885 ай бұрын
    • I heard they just restocked the market with fresh cheese wheels.

      @TheGeneralSoundwave@TheGeneralSoundwave5 ай бұрын
  • I'm gonna tell my kids this was The King's Speech.

    @alexis2kool@alexis2kool5 ай бұрын
  • *This could have been a royal e-mail.*

    @MikeZeroX@MikeZeroX5 ай бұрын
  • Definitely an advanced kingdom: people can read, the king is open to suggestions from anyone and scrolls can withstand a 20 foot drop.

    @goosedasheen@goosedasheen5 ай бұрын
  • I miss playing old nintendo games where the castle has like 12 people in it and is the seat of power for an entire kingdom.

    @mattgray666@mattgray6665 ай бұрын
    • There were more people, they were just busy or hiding behind rocks.

      @F0XD1E@F0XD1E5 ай бұрын
  • This king is too likable, I love him

    @Ismatic1906@Ismatic19065 ай бұрын
    • He's not even that corrupt.

      @RuSosan@RuSosan5 ай бұрын
  • Dax's line deliveries were absolutely perfect for this one

    @negil@negil5 ай бұрын
  • Joel always finds quirky awkward ways to make me smile

    @eldandraken4850@eldandraken48505 ай бұрын
  • I know these are hard to put together, but man I look forward to them so much. I love all your content - these just make me so happy. Not a dud yet!

    @kreight007@kreight0075 ай бұрын
  • I didn't realize that he was actually the king until the very end. I thought the king would have a person to read the news for him.

    @YoungGandalf2325@YoungGandalf23255 ай бұрын
  • Wondering what the royal news was is gonna keep me up at night.

    @d.c.courtney4953@d.c.courtney49535 ай бұрын
    • Judging from the maiden's reaction there was an excess of potatoes and everyone gets a free potato.

      @Jim-vq9yg@Jim-vq9yg5 ай бұрын
  • Dax has the strangest way of being uncompromisingly assertive and passive aggressive, while sounding polite and relaxed on the surface. It's so unique. Great vid as always.

    @ccl1195@ccl11955 ай бұрын
  • Man that king is incredibly open minded and has 2 literate townspeople, amazing!

    @KignofDiggins@KignofDiggins5 ай бұрын
  • Gather everyone the King has news for us all.

    @DynamicHaze@DynamicHaze5 ай бұрын
    • Ohhkay sick

      @TriComStorm@TriComStorm5 ай бұрын
    • ​@@TriComStormonly one dude responded😅

      @ethan9071@ethan90715 ай бұрын
    • did I miss it

      @yelahneb@yelahneb5 ай бұрын
  • this video goes insaneo style!!!

    @clun.@clun.5 ай бұрын
  • I like water silk being in Joel's sketches, she is a joy to have around.

    @jasonpurcellau@jasonpurcellau5 ай бұрын
  • The sounds of the scroll hitting the floor were the best part

    @minerman60101@minerman601015 ай бұрын
  • Joel I love you please never stop being you!

    @lifeoutofcontext4430@lifeoutofcontext44305 ай бұрын
  • I wonder how the new town rat is doing. I sure hope he hasn't turned evil that would be terrible

    @nugget3687@nugget36875 ай бұрын
    • The king wouldn't be safe from an evil rat... even if he wasn't that corrupt the rat would still come for him.

      @calebowens693@calebowens6935 ай бұрын
  • Joel after seeing your video on how to make animations like this I gave it a try and now whenever I watch your videos every few seconds I'm thinking "Oh that must have been a nightmare to animate!" Ebsynth is great, but man whenever you do faster movements the whole thing just falls apart. Great animation, keep it up!

    @pancakesean6888@pancakesean68885 ай бұрын
  • Gonna tell my kids this is how news papers started.

    @RayThomasFilms@RayThomasFilms5 ай бұрын
  • And thus the bulletin board was born

    @raptorskilltor4554@raptorskilltor45545 ай бұрын
  • "The video shows how the king's attempt to share news is initially met with disinterest, but as the information is presented in a way that suits the audience, more people become engaged. It''s a reminder for us that tailoring our communication methods can lead to better comprehension and engagement." (video summary from TalkBud)

    @EdgarRoock@EdgarRoock5 ай бұрын
    • Complete misuse of the word "disinterest". It doesn't mean "lack of interest". Look it up, you'll probably be surprised what it actually means.

      @MrDino1953@MrDino19533 ай бұрын
    • @@MrDino1953Google says "lack of interest in something" is a second meaning of the disinterest..

      @EdgarRoock@EdgarRoock3 ай бұрын
    • @@MrDino1953 is this like a joke i'm not getting

      @spookynelly912@spookynelly9122 ай бұрын
  • "Oh, you're leaving it... okay..." Fits the mood of this sketch perfectly.

    @ChapsShrugged@ChapsShrugged5 ай бұрын
  • Poor King. This is like his one social thing he gets to do a week, and his subjects are just ghosting him. Relatable tbh

    @UberManthehutt@UberManthehutt5 ай бұрын
  • Finally a good humble king

    @TrickyTalon23@TrickyTalon235 ай бұрын
  • What a good king listening to the wishes of his subjects.

    @earthboundisawsome@earthboundisawsome5 ай бұрын
  • This made my night. Thank you for this!

    @scobythebloodless2310@scobythebloodless23105 ай бұрын
  • Literacy rates in the kingdom are outstanding!

    @S1ipperyJim@S1ipperyJim5 ай бұрын
  • I love the vibrant colours you use for these animations.

    @davieb8216@davieb82165 ай бұрын
  • Nice that the Kingdom seems to have a 100% literacy rate.

    @josephhoward9631@josephhoward96315 ай бұрын
    • Too small a sample size to know, really, might just be a coincidence that those two peasants could read.

      @Spero_Hawk@Spero_Hawk5 ай бұрын
    • Yeah. The king's not even all that corrupt I think.

      @RuSosan@RuSosan5 ай бұрын
    • @@RuSosan Maybe a LITTLE corrupt. He is king after all. How did he get that position? Hard work and skill? No; nepotism.

      @josephhoward9631@josephhoward96315 ай бұрын
    • @@josephhoward9631 How do you know that? _Do_ you know that? I don't know how he came to power, I just think he isn't that corrupt. Especially for a king. I literally know a town mouse that's more corrupt than the king.

      @RuSosan@RuSosan5 ай бұрын
  • Joel collabing with an OG KZhead legend like Daxflame is a great thing to witness.

    @BuiHieuDong@BuiHieuDong5 ай бұрын
    • It's not the first time they've done stuff together

      @treiz01@treiz015 ай бұрын
    • They actually work together a lot

      @Digitalman271@Digitalman2715 ай бұрын
    • Shhh! Don't blow her cover.. you'll break the immersion for people who can't tell it's her..

      @homesickNovalis@homesickNovalis5 ай бұрын
  • Yet another banger from the legend

    @turtlepaladin4750@turtlepaladin47505 ай бұрын
  • I see Alex helped out with the animating, that’s awesome! Glad to see you’re doing more animations, hopefully having another person helping out will make it so you don’t feel as burnt out after them.

    @michaelkramer1821@michaelkramer18215 ай бұрын
  • Next time he should make a Royal PowerPoint, I think that format will appease the townsfolk who absorb the news best through reading and those who absorb the news best by listening. And it gives the King a job, since everyone else is busy working he must get lonely if he's not busy working too

    @drummingbiochemist4261@drummingbiochemist42615 ай бұрын
  • I flipping love these animated type shorts!😊

    @charlesstone369@charlesstone3694 ай бұрын
  • I get so excited whenever I see a new animated video from Joel Haver. I love these things!

    @Senddroods529@Senddroods5295 ай бұрын
  • love these. bravo.

    @LionsMayRoar@LionsMayRoar5 ай бұрын
  • Such great news!

    @ToxicBanana@ToxicBanana5 ай бұрын
  • Thanks for the awesome content over the years. Much love from Alberta! Stay true dude!

    @skunklesabreturbo794@skunklesabreturbo7945 ай бұрын
  • In all the content across platforms that ive seen, these sketches are some of my favorite things. Joel is such an insanely gifted comedic mind and his chemistry with daxflame is peak.

    @jakenight6288@jakenight62885 ай бұрын
  • Its always a good day when a new video from Joel drops

    @CarlosGarcia-ev9sc@CarlosGarcia-ev9sc5 ай бұрын
    • I heard he died.

      @fortunateson6070@fortunateson60705 ай бұрын
    • The Royal Video has descended!

      @smellincoffee@smellincoffee5 ай бұрын
  • I’m edging to this 😩

    @xLeaDFusioNx@xLeaDFusioNx5 ай бұрын
  • I love little sketches like this. Sure I'm not a-chortling with laughter but I left with a genuine smile.

    @YourPalKindred@YourPalKindred5 ай бұрын
  • This is a great video, and I love the general vibe of this channel. :)

    @felworld7246@felworld72464 ай бұрын
  • This decree totally could have been put in a scroll

    @kcrules1234@kcrules12345 ай бұрын
  • I'd love supercut of all these videos without the animation, would be so funny seeing Joel standing on a chair pretending to speak down to his subjects

    @BathBuddies@BathBuddies5 ай бұрын
  • These two are so good together

    @NeXaSLvL@NeXaSLvL4 ай бұрын
  • Loving this Vid! It’s like Joel’s more recent sketches but it’s imaginative and uses the green screen like his past work!

    @jczerzzz@jczerzzz5 ай бұрын
  • Its just not the same when its not decreed 😫

    @Forest__Spirit@Forest__Spirit5 ай бұрын
  • This one had me laughing so hard until I was crying and now I'm afraid to watch it again But I am going to anyway

    @Milkroots@Milkroots5 ай бұрын
  • Man, this stuff is gold!

    @PooBrainBatman@PooBrainBatman4 ай бұрын
  • "Townton is so beautiful this time of day" - The Royal News

    @ericbrass3434@ericbrass34345 ай бұрын
  • I love your humor, amazing work!!!!

    @vityabraginsky7162@vityabraginsky71625 ай бұрын
  • Hear ye, hear ye. His Royal Highness saw a Frog the other day and it made him smile.

    @vulpinitemplar5036@vulpinitemplar50365 ай бұрын
  • I love these videos so much, it's such wonderful insanity

    @PhillipLarsen@PhillipLarsen5 ай бұрын
  • I love the dropping of the parchment right as he finishes. In general, i've always loved the acting choices in these videos.

    @AnimVision-qp7xq@AnimVision-qp7xq4 ай бұрын
  • This is such a different and nice video to watch, i don't know why it feels soo good to watch this.

    @foreducation408@foreducation4085 ай бұрын
  • thank you, i really enjoyed this one

    @brandongunnarson7483@brandongunnarson74835 ай бұрын
  • These are the videos I subscribed for

    @user-bp5ce5np3n@user-bp5ce5np3n5 ай бұрын
  • I love all your cartoons, and this one is my favorite!

    @synthead@synthead5 ай бұрын
  • Wonderful as always

    @DTX_AEther_Diamond_214@DTX_AEther_Diamond_2145 ай бұрын
  • Wholesome as always.

    @themangomanjuice@themangomanjuice5 ай бұрын
  • this is one of my favorites now

    @fyren3384@fyren33845 ай бұрын
  • "Ah, okay. Sick" pretty chill for a peasant.

    @nujevad28@nujevad285 ай бұрын
  • You know it’s a great day when Joel posts a animation.

    @galacticlava1475@galacticlava14755 ай бұрын
  • That was beautiful.

    @spaceautolyocus@spaceautolyocus5 ай бұрын
  • I feel royalified. Thanks, Joel!

    @ExNihiloComesNothing@ExNihiloComesNothing5 ай бұрын
  • Amazing well done!

    @uncannydeduction@uncannydeduction5 ай бұрын
  • "Oh okay, sick." That got me.

    @soulechelon2643@soulechelon26435 ай бұрын
  • Quite magnanimous of the king to deliver the news in person. He must take a lot of pride in his kingdom's prosperity.

    @ActivelyVacant@ActivelyVacant4 ай бұрын
  • delightful, you are truly a passionate artist Joel, but we all know that!

    @DruNature@DruNature5 ай бұрын
  • Love your other words but I can't help but smile when I see an animated skit uploaded

    @Manas-co8wl@Manas-co8wl5 ай бұрын
  • The Royal News Reader has one job and one job only: to read the news from his Majesty. And these commoners took that away from him. Godspeed Royal News Reader, you will heal.

    @TheDanteEX@TheDanteEX5 ай бұрын
  • That was pretty darn good.

    @BIGMANLOGJAM@BIGMANLOGJAM5 ай бұрын
  • A return to form. Much appreciated 👍🏻

    @jakematchey4376@jakematchey43765 ай бұрын
  • another banger as usual

    @elrond1868@elrond18685 ай бұрын
  • As someone telling people to stop calling me and text me instead I feel very validated

    @-DRIP@-DRIP5 ай бұрын
  • The scrolls definitely just had a giant scribble doodle on them but they wanted to remain nice to the King.

    @ZitiPatrol@ZitiPatrol5 ай бұрын
  • Epic news! 👍 Glad I read it!

    @braydenleaderofthetirkins1143@braydenleaderofthetirkins11435 ай бұрын
  • just a king doing his best

    @NoxvJD@NoxvJD5 ай бұрын
  • This is my favorite genre of skits

    @foobar3139@foobar31395 ай бұрын
  • "let me know when you're done" I love that one, dunno why.

    @skuadak2@skuadak225 күн бұрын
  • dax has an incredible ability to make every video he's in feel 10x longer than it is

    @roalif@roalif5 ай бұрын
  • Great stuff!!! 🤩

    @Goopies508@Goopies5085 ай бұрын
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