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I love how oddly specific Theo’s disses are 😂
@kerryhateseverything25465 жыл бұрын
Cocaine 👍
@timkiebzak67354 жыл бұрын
This is a real departure from your name
@connormayfield67054 жыл бұрын
He looks like a strong jellyfish and that’s all he looks like
@Sethclement964 жыл бұрын
@@connormayfield6705 goddamn it I came here to say essentially the same thing and you've already done it better
@willyumche4 жыл бұрын
Its intelligence put into it , your smart too , sorry 😢
@mattasticmattattack85463 жыл бұрын
"you look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym" killed me
@apollyon56295 жыл бұрын
I'm still crying
@Wafinoodle5 жыл бұрын
What's that even mean
@danielwarren1295 жыл бұрын
Daniel Warren Just roll with it dude
@larrymcjones5 жыл бұрын
@@danielwarren129 that he looks like a deaf dude that works out....
@drewfleming55845 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even realize someone else commented about this but it’s so fuckin funny bc dude legit looks like a buff def guy for w.e reason
@conormac94375 жыл бұрын
"That's not a haircut, that's all you got left" I am 100% stealing that line.
@RamnaViaz5 жыл бұрын
Ramna Viaz that one hit home bro. Rough. Lol
@MrKinghuman4 жыл бұрын
That along with the 'tism line
@Nesto384 жыл бұрын
theo is so good at what he does, he makes you forget you got clickbaited thinking he's gonna roast the jenners.
@med90994 жыл бұрын
Bro this comment hhhhhhhhh
@XPRforJustice2 жыл бұрын
Dammit, this did just happen and I did forget until I scrolled past this comment😂😂
@amandathompson67892 жыл бұрын
Big factz
@shakethese3172 жыл бұрын
What video is the thumbnail from lmao.
@reecegraves37382 жыл бұрын
Lol got me too
@Tarzander Жыл бұрын
"There was a rumor in my town that I beat Down's Syndrome" 😂😂💀💀💀
@DanielRodriguez-hp1rx6 жыл бұрын
Adan Fuentes that’s inspiring
@lntoTheSunset6 жыл бұрын
@@lntoTheSunset well thats what I thought cuz I didn't start em...
@LouieOakwood5 жыл бұрын
I actually fell for that in another vid
@AmmaraSHAH7733775 жыл бұрын
That fuckin TISM boy
@stephen32frazier5 жыл бұрын
He beat down the syndrome !
@kamalaharry95145 жыл бұрын
Theo: Lee, you read like the smartest brother in junior high Joey: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@TheSagasofCAMtv5 жыл бұрын
joey's so old schools his laughs need to load
@jaybosher61445 жыл бұрын
Omg this is the BEST Joey Diaz quote EVER!!! 🤣
@andronymous315 жыл бұрын
jay bosher holy fuck I cried at this
@shankrl15 жыл бұрын
*weezes*
@roadhog66545 жыл бұрын
ahahahahahah
@apronwhores11965 жыл бұрын
"a brush with that tism" Theo has a wonderful way of wording things. Makes any thing sound poetic 😂
@sejithevoid20592 жыл бұрын
that tism line nearly killed me at work! LMFAO
@n0nksz Жыл бұрын
That made me seriously LOL. I was in the comments looking for someone else who appreciated that too 😂😂
@Kobeautycincy Жыл бұрын
We've been saying this since the late 80s
@akademikz23 Жыл бұрын
..& I mean anything. ✌
@tarpkic720 Жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he knows exactly what type of seasoning goes with each type of opossum.
@Live-Life-Freely2 жыл бұрын
Lmao. He looks like he's eaten some persimmons in his lifetime
@gerryfromthevoid89862 жыл бұрын
@@gerryfromthevoid8986 🤣
@josem.rodriguez80692 жыл бұрын
“You look like that Italian that drowned than lived” holy shit hahahahaha
@mrcardenas29475 жыл бұрын
Bobo Curlin That’s comedy gold 😂. How he thinks of some of this shit
@anthonygruner26705 жыл бұрын
Then*
@mrsfellster5 жыл бұрын
On a full meal of pasta lol
@nickmattio33975 жыл бұрын
“You look like a mechanic from Nordstrom Rack”
@Kabz85 жыл бұрын
The funniest shit ever
@fairday25705 жыл бұрын
He also said he's like Of Mice and Mossimo looool
@thomasrainbow5 жыл бұрын
Haha I heard it like northern iraq
@Heddan19925 жыл бұрын
That is so spot-on it's insane.
@jamesjoseph12494 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know Nordstrom Rack did tires....😂
@twarken50783 жыл бұрын
Theo is genuinely chapelle/ Farley level of naturally funny. He doesn’t have to be doing comedy, he’s just a funny dude.
@jacklyons63662 жыл бұрын
Theo isn't as deep as Chapelle at least from what we see in videos, but damn if he isn't quick and witty.
@AIKnowYou Жыл бұрын
Theo’s off the cuff insults are always so random yet so incredibly accurate
@mattpritzl46693 жыл бұрын
I could watch Theo trash Brendan all day. 100%
@skengdaddy6 жыл бұрын
Dean Wyatt roasting hinchcliffe was awesome
@mcmuffin76126 жыл бұрын
Dean Wyatt That would devalue heaven
@henkiedebomb6 жыл бұрын
I live for Brendan getting roasted
@Qurisx5 жыл бұрын
Train by day, roasting Brendan Schaub by night. All day!
@FalcaoElTigre5 жыл бұрын
No doubt
@jasoncoffey70935 жыл бұрын
“One of them WEARS moisturizer and one of them NEEDS moisturizer”🤣😂😂😂
@teamritson56385 жыл бұрын
(callen)I've got bad skin works perfectly 🤣
@masonwaugh30133 жыл бұрын
That made me crack up too much bro. Im waking up my gf lol
@CharminIsBallin2 жыл бұрын
“Chris looks like a deaf guy that goes to the gym” was priceless.
@ITThroes2 жыл бұрын
“You look like a French Paul Bunyan..you look like if Paul Bunyan just sat around all day drinking champagne and did no forestry” LMAO
@baldbeardcombo5 жыл бұрын
Tek
@realBatman-893 жыл бұрын
3:47 "One of them uses moisturizer and one of them needs moisturizer" LOL
@Missile.s6 жыл бұрын
trackidiot i was about to comment that, honestly almost died right now the pan over was perfect
@jah62706 жыл бұрын
hahaha Brian with his psoriasis.
@420lovless5 жыл бұрын
People laughed at that?
@Prepucectomy4 жыл бұрын
“I have terr - I have terrible- I have bad skin” lol
@TheKazuluka4 жыл бұрын
the brisk of a brush with that 'tism
@andrewrobertson38946 жыл бұрын
Andrew Robertson gotta shut it down
@agawied29106 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I didn't catch that at first.
@micahhunter27066 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@DGRIFF5 жыл бұрын
And one of them uses moisturizer, and the other one NEEDS moisturizer. Theo is too much to handle sometimes.
@DGRIFF5 жыл бұрын
Lost my shit
@CasaVerdita5 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen a person more qualified to make people laugh on a professional level, than Theo Von. He’s funny without even trying 😂
@MRCAVALIER345 жыл бұрын
Dude. When Theo decides to light someone up, it's over for them. So great. Genius.
@muckrak3r5 жыл бұрын
"Cousin who once got stung by a bunch of bees.......". Kills me every time.
@CorbCorbin6 жыл бұрын
It might've killed the cousin, too
@giraffewithtattoos27705 жыл бұрын
Took me a second to realize the Joey Diaz one was just audio
@dakotataylor87796 жыл бұрын
There should have been disclaimer for us who entertained the possibility that the video portion was stuck.
@Baqsam995 жыл бұрын
Same here lol I thought they were just staring him down
@sunandmoon65785 жыл бұрын
Sun and Moon lmao same
@rorybray73565 жыл бұрын
Knowing the flying jew, it wouldn't be a surprise if he legit was moving that slow, 1500mg deep into a star hahaha
@TheTomm1015 жыл бұрын
Took me a couple seconds to realize they weren't moving
@Tha4thLetterr5 жыл бұрын
"you look like a mechanic from nordstrom rack" best roast ever from theo
@boscribner72874 жыл бұрын
I feel like that thumbnail is clickbait. I wanted to watch him roast Kendal and Kylie.
@jonathandavis33125 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah!!! You just reminded me that’s what I clicked for!!! Bloody clickbait. I was laughing so hard I got sidetracked. Damn it!!
@AussieDad795 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I doubt he could say shit about them, half the NBA would beat the mullet off him.
@ratfacekilla18395 жыл бұрын
welcome to youtube
@beerzerker75835 жыл бұрын
Kendal gender
@justinchoi63344 жыл бұрын
@@ratfacekilla1839 They wouldn't do shit, the NBA is filled with a bunch of pussies nowadays.
@jarhead35714 жыл бұрын
schaub is such a good sport. i miss public school homeroom humor
@Aaron-lb2kp6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I feel like all that has gone away since O&A stopped and all the old school comedians have pretty much gone away
@dungeon-wn4gw5 жыл бұрын
@Elton Joel get better friends
@ChiefVizier5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you do but watch King & The Sting if you haven't yet
@thomasrainbow5 жыл бұрын
That's his english blood
@MaitreSpader4 жыл бұрын
They call it bullying now
@carltonneckbrace40394 жыл бұрын
Got those verbal dark arts bruh
@tomw2936 жыл бұрын
rat king
@hurricane1nox6 жыл бұрын
Gang gang
@TheNickJonathan5 жыл бұрын
"He was on the brisk of frickin' gettin' that , you know, a brush with that tism. And so his brain, you know, told him we 'gotta shut it down'." XD
@evancampbell71383 жыл бұрын
Everything this dude says and does is funny. I look at him and I laugh. He’s got some wild energy.
@taylorgarton6983 Жыл бұрын
He is such a breathe of fresh air in the comedy scene!
@buckrogers48206 жыл бұрын
Charles T she said thanks!
@buckrogers48206 жыл бұрын
I love his delivery
@dankestranch87385 жыл бұрын
TerraFirma 55 pretty close 🤫
@buckrogers48205 жыл бұрын
Theo and Owen Benjamin are 2 of my favorites
@MansterBear5 жыл бұрын
MansterBear complete opposites.. but both funny. Theo much better in a group interview where owen gets butthurt easily
@buckrogers48205 жыл бұрын
"A brush wit that 'tism." DEAD
@Flipstylee65 жыл бұрын
Flipstylee6 I know Jesus, I can barely breathe right now 💀💀💀💀
@dopedonshortyg69674 жыл бұрын
2:12 “he looks like a strong jellyfish”👍🏼😂👍🏼
@bamadeadhead5 жыл бұрын
"and that's all he looks like!" Hahaha
@Skwidd_Man4 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@jdc19572 жыл бұрын
I'd pay a lot of money to see Theo Von and Jeff Ross go back and forth at each other
@ytkenny55 жыл бұрын
Prison joke was the best...Hey man were breaking out tomorrow, nah man I gotta wake up and make breakfast though.
@californialiving83686 жыл бұрын
That “Okay guy!” gets me everytime 😂
@stepheng8875 жыл бұрын
“A brush with that tism” I lost it
@Walshy94945 жыл бұрын
"There's rumors around my town that i beat down syndrome" - Theo Von
@TheCrippledDonkey5 жыл бұрын
Theo you just made me laugh out loud for the first time in a long time. Thank you.
@jackcallahan27193 жыл бұрын
A brush with that 'tism 😂
@coralreefer46026 жыл бұрын
Coral Reefer I laughed so hard 😂
@beastmode46685 жыл бұрын
@SS 'tism stands for Autism, he's basically saying if Brendan Schaub kept on getting his ass beat in the MMA he'd have gotten autism. Not scientifically true, but hilarious.
@Wafinoodle5 жыл бұрын
@@Wafinoodle lmao how he said with a straight face fkn killed me lmao. I woke up the entire house with my uncontrollable laughter
@christ.32965 жыл бұрын
2:37 joey diaz's laugh hahaha. that's when you know Joey heard a good joke.
@yamatejames57215 жыл бұрын
Damn tea kettle laugh. That's how us fat dudes laugh when we here some really funny shit.
@franciscosauceda954 жыл бұрын
Priceless sound
@cameronbaker58623 жыл бұрын
Joey: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@dickwolf92533 жыл бұрын
Joes laugh sounds like a dragon breathing.
@LUckybones252 жыл бұрын
Theo vonn is really good at pinpointing feelings of a time/place/thing and turning them into disses
@scott35944 жыл бұрын
God I love Theo Von's jokes and disses 😂 the man is a master of creative terminology lol
@SavageJoe1775 Жыл бұрын
You're reading like the smartest brother in Jr high😂😂
@bricemason38966 жыл бұрын
boozum 1 hahahaha golden!
@RaoulDuke1776_5 жыл бұрын
Theo is a killer. The funniest around right now.
@SuperHoneyOil6 жыл бұрын
Hands down.
@Josh-pk3vd6 жыл бұрын
Omg you people have a horrible taste in comedy. He’s not that funny.
@dtown9026 жыл бұрын
So, tell me master... Who is the funniest of them all?
@waloacme5 жыл бұрын
dtown902 comedy is not the same is it?
@jcjcc19605 жыл бұрын
He's from Luisiana you genius. And yes he grew up in the 80s and 90s when black street culture was and still is relevant. His comedy style is actually fresh. But if you don't get it, then you just don't.
@waloacme5 жыл бұрын
Cant watch this clip without crying every time. Dude is hilarious
@jomomma87543 жыл бұрын
He's running solely on bone marrow. He's like a strong jelly fish. Lmao
@whitediver454 жыл бұрын
Theo is legit funny off the cuff
@adamturner99476 жыл бұрын
I think he might be the legit FUNNIEST off the cuff.
@Polyfusia5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. I prefer him on podcasts over stand up, he kills me on podcasts. But if he keeps at stand up he should only improve.
@jeremyanger84275 жыл бұрын
Hes pretty funny but to anybody that lives out in the country this is very typical humor I'm not saying he's a bad comedian but just above average it's the city folk that think hes hilarious
@tannerk90365 жыл бұрын
@@tannerk9036 interesting take. I think he's hilarious and I'm a city guy, so I can't argue.
@MarcusTheDarkness4 жыл бұрын
@@MarcusTheDarkness Yeah hes definitely funny it's just like huh that's the same as any semi funny guy out here which I guarantee most of them couldn't do stand up so its definitely cool to see him do comedy
@tannerk90364 жыл бұрын
Theo is the most under rated stand up comedian in the game right now. He's so consistent. Always kills it. Never disappoints
@enigma12475 жыл бұрын
His standup isn't good yet, his podcasts and interviews are amazing though, his off the cuff stuff is so good. He needs to just go riff off the audience
@papiagua Жыл бұрын
@@papiagua exactly
@canefan17 Жыл бұрын
But he's underrated because his stand up isn't what he's best at
@HugoStiglitz88 Жыл бұрын
His standup is amazing live.
@Subs1338 Жыл бұрын
Enigma...your comment about Theo being "the most underrated comic of all time" is "the most underrated comment of all time." But, if nobody likes this comment, then this comment, will replace your comment, as "the most underrated comment, of all time..."🤔 Can we at least agree on this, Thank you for your consideration in this matter.
@smwrbd Жыл бұрын
These two... I can listen to them all day. Their laugh is contagious.
@RC-pe9yv5 жыл бұрын
my favorite current comedian. love the way this dude’s brain works. no one else is like him
@wesbrown18313 жыл бұрын
that laugh of Joey when he makes fun of Lee 😂
@CrossmoorMafia5 жыл бұрын
"He looks like a strong jellyfish and that's ALL HE LOOKS LIKE!" ...Kills me 😂
@megleigh89735 жыл бұрын
You know Theo got him good when Brendan grabs his leg or foot lmfao 😂😂😂I love these guys they are so funny it’s crazy
@toddreynolds19285 жыл бұрын
" a brush with that tism" one of the funniest things i've ever heard.
@JSalonsky5 жыл бұрын
"You look like a french Paul Bunyan"
@1nvisible15 жыл бұрын
"I'm about to put quarters in your eyes, and play your ass" is literally the best thing I've ever heard.
@constantdoodle324 жыл бұрын
This is the first video I ever saw of Theo & now ive seen him live and never miss a podcast
@raiders18dr4 жыл бұрын
3:57 is literally what happened when everybody left LA and Brendan decided to stay 😂
@denisp83963 жыл бұрын
The best one for last. 😂🤣👏😤
@AnnMuise6 жыл бұрын
what did he say before he said, 'cause i didn't start em.'?
@jmason1655 жыл бұрын
jmason165 "There were a lot of rumours in my town that I beat Down Syndrome" "Really? That's inspiring man" "That's how I felt when I heard them, coz I didn't start them"
@rorybray73565 жыл бұрын
Best one was The smartest brother in junior high
@jarmopaakkonen20455 жыл бұрын
Lee had me cracking up when he said he's doing good, its the best he's ever done
@elixandervild95536 жыл бұрын
The joke he said in front of Kylie and Kendall had me laughing!🤣
@Illuminatethedark_3 жыл бұрын
Lmao you look like a def guy that goes to the gym... idk why but that’s soo accurate and hilarious
@conormac94375 жыл бұрын
jesus the way he described Brendan was spot on
@Synochra5 жыл бұрын
floating dead guy who survived
@iceswallow7717 Жыл бұрын
“You look like a mechanic for Nordstrom rack” lmao
@VinnyJi4 жыл бұрын
Dude! That was awesome!
@huuud5 жыл бұрын
“The deaf guy who goes to the gym” Why is this so specific and so true!
@arsenalarsenalCOYG2 жыл бұрын
Nobody in the world makes me laugh like Theo 😂
@kylesmyle49075 жыл бұрын
The genius of his roasts is that they are so abstract but at the same time are 100% spot on. Mechanic at Nordstrom Rack? Deaf guy at the gym? French Paul Bunyon? Like it's all shit that makes you go WHAT THE FUCK? but is completely accurate
@typsom5 жыл бұрын
I think Theo is my new favourite comedian. Something about his delivery just makes me die laughing
@flixnchills5 жыл бұрын
Is there just a 24/7 loop I can feed into it’s never enough lol
@nickmattio33975 жыл бұрын
He's so much funnier when he's not doing stand up. Would like the see more Podcast stuff and casual comedy stuff
@kevinguiboche23595 жыл бұрын
"One of them uses moisturizer , and one of them needs moisturizer."
@freeforpaul5 жыл бұрын
Love watching the big guy cracking up so hard at all theos u look like jokes. They're both awesome!
@jasonbailey5454 Жыл бұрын
Great stuff keep it coming !!
@louieforal95285 жыл бұрын
Never get into an roasting battle with Theo. That deaf guy that goes to the gym broke his soul man
@matthewalkman3862 жыл бұрын
Man joeys laugh is impossible not to recognize yet impossible to describe
@josephabbott19072 жыл бұрын
Literally one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched
@Tmb19953 жыл бұрын
“You read like the smartest brother in junior high”
@robbiekong24645 жыл бұрын
Love the Brendan Roasts jaja
@senornihilist1866 жыл бұрын
“jaja”?
@stepheng8875 жыл бұрын
BEATNGU42 - he’s laughing in Spanish
@shamrock75995 жыл бұрын
I lost it at a lot of parts but damn did I lose it at the moisturizer! Too funny. If this was 2 hours long I would have a 6pack
@c.5182 жыл бұрын
Theo Von is naturally funny 👏👏
@DrAdnan5 жыл бұрын
" I got a cuzing that got stung by a bunch of bees 1 time on a picnic an y'all look similar" lmao on this episode he kept telling Brendon that he looks like he got stung by bees and he needs to get it together had me dying the whole podcast
@eddiex73115 жыл бұрын
Great edits!!!!
@haroldkeyes92303 жыл бұрын
"You look like a Mechanic from Nordstrom Rack" Theo funny as hell Bruh!
@nic-d32983 жыл бұрын
Theo is already close to my inner dialogue , but it gets closer the more i listen
@eno67122 жыл бұрын
you look like a mechanic from nordstom rack is the most hilarious thing ive ever heard, and it's so true. also the you looked like an italian dude that drowned and then still lived LMAO
@ElyciusM Жыл бұрын
“You read like the smarted brother in junior high” I’m dead that was hilarious
@alex53082 жыл бұрын
I see Theo Von, I hit play.
@carlosh42886 жыл бұрын
You're a simple man.
@Baqsam995 жыл бұрын
Its a simple lifestyle one must live
@thatotherguy42005 жыл бұрын
That's awesome Theo.. Love you dude. Brendan is so cool to love that guy he seems so genuine.
@wjellis5045 жыл бұрын
"Look at him, what do you have?" I actually can't with Theo😭😭😂
@ShawnFX2 жыл бұрын
Theo’s LAUGH/TALK is EVERYTHING!!!
@HelloTuuuurdz3 жыл бұрын
The prison one makes me laugh so hard
@NotTheRealCodyDean6 жыл бұрын
I never heard of Theo before about 2 or 3 weeks ago and he's just suddenly all over the place on everyone's podcasts dropping some of the best comedy I've ever heard. Brilliant. And he just Davided that Schaub Goliath. Gotta hand it to Schaub too though. He just took all those crazy shots and didn't cry or bust a vicious nut on Bryan at all. At least during that segment. Because he wasn't there.
@Yzjoshuwave6 жыл бұрын
Joshua Morriston mkultra
@flurbanmoran77975 жыл бұрын
Yeah Schaub is a good guy
@TranscendentalTunes5 жыл бұрын
Joshua Morriston same bro.. Heard him on rogans podcast and I got addicted.. Started his podcast too
@thatotherguy42005 жыл бұрын
ThatOther Guy first time I saw Theo on Joe's show I honestly thought who the fuck is this hillbilly, and then I bothered to actually listen to what he was saying and he has a pretty high EQ. He is very insightful.
@diogeneslantern185 жыл бұрын
All part of Theogate. Look into it.
@allanshpeley42843 жыл бұрын
“You’re reading like the smartest brother in junior high”” LMFAO
@KSH1725 жыл бұрын
Bruh this dude kills it. I just found him yesterday, he top 5 that quick.
@jeremywilhite68534 жыл бұрын
Theo Von and Joey Diaz make me laugh like no one of this podcasters comedians
@darkgreenkid2965 жыл бұрын
"One of them uses moisturizer, and one of them needs moisturizer "!! Lmao omg my abs my abs ouchhh!!!
@bigbeartholomew91484 жыл бұрын
“You look like a mechanic from Nordstrom Rack” 😂😂😂
@MrStevie125 жыл бұрын
“A brush with that ‘tism” lmao 🤣
@melflob3ats2 жыл бұрын
Bruh this was awesome but you forgot about the DEAF JACK RUSSELL!
@RefinedQualia6 жыл бұрын
Theo in his prime right now
@jimmietwotime5 жыл бұрын
man my mind is kinda blown, like where did this come from? I remember him from Road Rules (or was it Real World), and then dude just pops up again out of nowhere, blowing up at nearly 40 yrs old lol.
@MarcusTheDarkness4 жыл бұрын
In his prime? He’s not a fckin athlete dude, he’s a comedian. As Bill Burr says “it’s not like I’m gonna tear my Achilles and can’t write a joke...”
I love how oddly specific Theo’s disses are 😂
Cocaine 👍
This is a real departure from your name
He looks like a strong jellyfish and that’s all he looks like
@@connormayfield6705 goddamn it I came here to say essentially the same thing and you've already done it better
Its intelligence put into it , your smart too , sorry 😢
"you look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym" killed me
I'm still crying
What's that even mean
Daniel Warren Just roll with it dude
@@danielwarren129 that he looks like a deaf dude that works out....
I didn’t even realize someone else commented about this but it’s so fuckin funny bc dude legit looks like a buff def guy for w.e reason
"That's not a haircut, that's all you got left" I am 100% stealing that line.
Ramna Viaz that one hit home bro. Rough. Lol
That along with the 'tism line
theo is so good at what he does, he makes you forget you got clickbaited thinking he's gonna roast the jenners.
Bro this comment hhhhhhhhh
Dammit, this did just happen and I did forget until I scrolled past this comment😂😂
Big factz
What video is the thumbnail from lmao.
Lol got me too
"There was a rumor in my town that I beat Down's Syndrome" 😂😂💀💀💀
Adan Fuentes that’s inspiring
@@lntoTheSunset well thats what I thought cuz I didn't start em...
I actually fell for that in another vid
That fuckin TISM boy
He beat down the syndrome !
Theo: Lee, you read like the smartest brother in junior high Joey: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
joey's so old schools his laughs need to load
Omg this is the BEST Joey Diaz quote EVER!!! 🤣
jay bosher holy fuck I cried at this
*weezes*
ahahahahahah
"a brush with that tism" Theo has a wonderful way of wording things. Makes any thing sound poetic 😂
that tism line nearly killed me at work! LMFAO
That made me seriously LOL. I was in the comments looking for someone else who appreciated that too 😂😂
We've been saying this since the late 80s
..& I mean anything. ✌
Theo looks like he knows exactly what type of seasoning goes with each type of opossum.
Lmao. He looks like he's eaten some persimmons in his lifetime
@@gerryfromthevoid8986 🤣
“You look like that Italian that drowned than lived” holy shit hahahahaha
Bobo Curlin That’s comedy gold 😂. How he thinks of some of this shit
Then*
On a full meal of pasta lol
“You look like a mechanic from Nordstrom Rack”
The funniest shit ever
He also said he's like Of Mice and Mossimo looool
Haha I heard it like northern iraq
That is so spot-on it's insane.
I didn’t know Nordstrom Rack did tires....😂
Theo is genuinely chapelle/ Farley level of naturally funny. He doesn’t have to be doing comedy, he’s just a funny dude.
Theo isn't as deep as Chapelle at least from what we see in videos, but damn if he isn't quick and witty.
Theo’s off the cuff insults are always so random yet so incredibly accurate
I could watch Theo trash Brendan all day. 100%
Dean Wyatt roasting hinchcliffe was awesome
Dean Wyatt That would devalue heaven
I live for Brendan getting roasted
Train by day, roasting Brendan Schaub by night. All day!
No doubt
“One of them WEARS moisturizer and one of them NEEDS moisturizer”🤣😂😂😂
(callen)I've got bad skin works perfectly 🤣
That made me crack up too much bro. Im waking up my gf lol
“Chris looks like a deaf guy that goes to the gym” was priceless.
“You look like a French Paul Bunyan..you look like if Paul Bunyan just sat around all day drinking champagne and did no forestry” LMAO
Tek
3:47 "One of them uses moisturizer and one of them needs moisturizer" LOL
trackidiot i was about to comment that, honestly almost died right now the pan over was perfect
hahaha Brian with his psoriasis.
People laughed at that?
“I have terr - I have terrible- I have bad skin” lol
the brisk of a brush with that 'tism
Andrew Robertson gotta shut it down
Thank you, I didn't catch that at first.
😂😂😂😂😂
And one of them uses moisturizer, and the other one NEEDS moisturizer. Theo is too much to handle sometimes.
Lost my shit
I’ve never seen a person more qualified to make people laugh on a professional level, than Theo Von. He’s funny without even trying 😂
Dude. When Theo decides to light someone up, it's over for them. So great. Genius.
"Cousin who once got stung by a bunch of bees.......". Kills me every time.
It might've killed the cousin, too
Took me a second to realize the Joey Diaz one was just audio
There should have been disclaimer for us who entertained the possibility that the video portion was stuck.
Same here lol I thought they were just staring him down
Sun and Moon lmao same
Knowing the flying jew, it wouldn't be a surprise if he legit was moving that slow, 1500mg deep into a star hahaha
Took me a couple seconds to realize they weren't moving
"you look like a mechanic from nordstrom rack" best roast ever from theo
I feel like that thumbnail is clickbait. I wanted to watch him roast Kendal and Kylie.
Oh yeah!!! You just reminded me that’s what I clicked for!!! Bloody clickbait. I was laughing so hard I got sidetracked. Damn it!!
Yeah, I doubt he could say shit about them, half the NBA would beat the mullet off him.
welcome to youtube
Kendal gender
@@ratfacekilla1839 They wouldn't do shit, the NBA is filled with a bunch of pussies nowadays.
schaub is such a good sport. i miss public school homeroom humor
Yeah I feel like all that has gone away since O&A stopped and all the old school comedians have pretty much gone away
@Elton Joel get better friends
I'm sure you do but watch King & The Sting if you haven't yet
That's his english blood
They call it bullying now
Got those verbal dark arts bruh
rat king
Gang gang
"He was on the brisk of frickin' gettin' that , you know, a brush with that tism. And so his brain, you know, told him we 'gotta shut it down'." XD
Everything this dude says and does is funny. I look at him and I laugh. He’s got some wild energy.
He is such a breathe of fresh air in the comedy scene!
Charles T she said thanks!
I love his delivery
TerraFirma 55 pretty close 🤫
Theo and Owen Benjamin are 2 of my favorites
MansterBear complete opposites.. but both funny. Theo much better in a group interview where owen gets butthurt easily
"A brush wit that 'tism." DEAD
Flipstylee6 I know Jesus, I can barely breathe right now 💀💀💀💀
2:12 “he looks like a strong jellyfish”👍🏼😂👍🏼
"and that's all he looks like!" Hahaha
Excellent
I'd pay a lot of money to see Theo Von and Jeff Ross go back and forth at each other
Prison joke was the best...Hey man were breaking out tomorrow, nah man I gotta wake up and make breakfast though.
That “Okay guy!” gets me everytime 😂
“A brush with that tism” I lost it
"There's rumors around my town that i beat down syndrome" - Theo Von
Theo you just made me laugh out loud for the first time in a long time. Thank you.
A brush with that 'tism 😂
Coral Reefer I laughed so hard 😂
@SS 'tism stands for Autism, he's basically saying if Brendan Schaub kept on getting his ass beat in the MMA he'd have gotten autism. Not scientifically true, but hilarious.
@@Wafinoodle lmao how he said with a straight face fkn killed me lmao. I woke up the entire house with my uncontrollable laughter
2:37 joey diaz's laugh hahaha. that's when you know Joey heard a good joke.
Damn tea kettle laugh. That's how us fat dudes laugh when we here some really funny shit.
Priceless sound
Joey: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Joes laugh sounds like a dragon breathing.
Theo vonn is really good at pinpointing feelings of a time/place/thing and turning them into disses
God I love Theo Von's jokes and disses 😂 the man is a master of creative terminology lol
You're reading like the smartest brother in Jr high😂😂
boozum 1 hahahaha golden!
Theo is a killer. The funniest around right now.
Hands down.
Omg you people have a horrible taste in comedy. He’s not that funny.
So, tell me master... Who is the funniest of them all?
dtown902 comedy is not the same is it?
He's from Luisiana you genius. And yes he grew up in the 80s and 90s when black street culture was and still is relevant. His comedy style is actually fresh. But if you don't get it, then you just don't.
Cant watch this clip without crying every time. Dude is hilarious
He's running solely on bone marrow. He's like a strong jelly fish. Lmao
Theo is legit funny off the cuff
I think he might be the legit FUNNIEST off the cuff.
Absolutely. I prefer him on podcasts over stand up, he kills me on podcasts. But if he keeps at stand up he should only improve.
Hes pretty funny but to anybody that lives out in the country this is very typical humor I'm not saying he's a bad comedian but just above average it's the city folk that think hes hilarious
@@tannerk9036 interesting take. I think he's hilarious and I'm a city guy, so I can't argue.
@@MarcusTheDarkness Yeah hes definitely funny it's just like huh that's the same as any semi funny guy out here which I guarantee most of them couldn't do stand up so its definitely cool to see him do comedy
Theo is the most under rated stand up comedian in the game right now. He's so consistent. Always kills it. Never disappoints
His standup isn't good yet, his podcasts and interviews are amazing though, his off the cuff stuff is so good. He needs to just go riff off the audience
@@papiagua exactly
But he's underrated because his stand up isn't what he's best at
His standup is amazing live.
Enigma...your comment about Theo being "the most underrated comic of all time" is "the most underrated comment of all time." But, if nobody likes this comment, then this comment, will replace your comment, as "the most underrated comment, of all time..."🤔 Can we at least agree on this, Thank you for your consideration in this matter.
These two... I can listen to them all day. Their laugh is contagious.
my favorite current comedian. love the way this dude’s brain works. no one else is like him
that laugh of Joey when he makes fun of Lee 😂
"He looks like a strong jellyfish and that's ALL HE LOOKS LIKE!" ...Kills me 😂
You know Theo got him good when Brendan grabs his leg or foot lmfao 😂😂😂I love these guys they are so funny it’s crazy
" a brush with that tism" one of the funniest things i've ever heard.
"You look like a french Paul Bunyan"
"I'm about to put quarters in your eyes, and play your ass" is literally the best thing I've ever heard.
This is the first video I ever saw of Theo & now ive seen him live and never miss a podcast
3:57 is literally what happened when everybody left LA and Brendan decided to stay 😂
The best one for last. 😂🤣👏😤
what did he say before he said, 'cause i didn't start em.'?
jmason165 "There were a lot of rumours in my town that I beat Down Syndrome" "Really? That's inspiring man" "That's how I felt when I heard them, coz I didn't start them"
Best one was The smartest brother in junior high
Lee had me cracking up when he said he's doing good, its the best he's ever done
The joke he said in front of Kylie and Kendall had me laughing!🤣
Lmao you look like a def guy that goes to the gym... idk why but that’s soo accurate and hilarious
jesus the way he described Brendan was spot on
floating dead guy who survived
“You look like a mechanic for Nordstrom rack” lmao
Dude! That was awesome!
“The deaf guy who goes to the gym” Why is this so specific and so true!
Nobody in the world makes me laugh like Theo 😂
The genius of his roasts is that they are so abstract but at the same time are 100% spot on. Mechanic at Nordstrom Rack? Deaf guy at the gym? French Paul Bunyon? Like it's all shit that makes you go WHAT THE FUCK? but is completely accurate
I think Theo is my new favourite comedian. Something about his delivery just makes me die laughing
Is there just a 24/7 loop I can feed into it’s never enough lol
He's so much funnier when he's not doing stand up. Would like the see more Podcast stuff and casual comedy stuff
"One of them uses moisturizer , and one of them needs moisturizer."
Love watching the big guy cracking up so hard at all theos u look like jokes. They're both awesome!
Great stuff keep it coming !!
Never get into an roasting battle with Theo. That deaf guy that goes to the gym broke his soul man
Man joeys laugh is impossible not to recognize yet impossible to describe
Literally one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched
“You read like the smartest brother in junior high”
Love the Brendan Roasts jaja
“jaja”?
BEATNGU42 - he’s laughing in Spanish
I lost it at a lot of parts but damn did I lose it at the moisturizer! Too funny. If this was 2 hours long I would have a 6pack
Theo Von is naturally funny 👏👏
" I got a cuzing that got stung by a bunch of bees 1 time on a picnic an y'all look similar" lmao on this episode he kept telling Brendon that he looks like he got stung by bees and he needs to get it together had me dying the whole podcast
Great edits!!!!
"You look like a Mechanic from Nordstrom Rack" Theo funny as hell Bruh!
Theo is already close to my inner dialogue , but it gets closer the more i listen
you look like a mechanic from nordstom rack is the most hilarious thing ive ever heard, and it's so true. also the you looked like an italian dude that drowned and then still lived LMAO
“You read like the smarted brother in junior high” I’m dead that was hilarious
I see Theo Von, I hit play.
You're a simple man.
Its a simple lifestyle one must live
That's awesome Theo.. Love you dude. Brendan is so cool to love that guy he seems so genuine.
"Look at him, what do you have?" I actually can't with Theo😭😭😂
Theo’s LAUGH/TALK is EVERYTHING!!!
The prison one makes me laugh so hard
I never heard of Theo before about 2 or 3 weeks ago and he's just suddenly all over the place on everyone's podcasts dropping some of the best comedy I've ever heard. Brilliant. And he just Davided that Schaub Goliath. Gotta hand it to Schaub too though. He just took all those crazy shots and didn't cry or bust a vicious nut on Bryan at all. At least during that segment. Because he wasn't there.
Joshua Morriston mkultra
Yeah Schaub is a good guy
Joshua Morriston same bro.. Heard him on rogans podcast and I got addicted.. Started his podcast too
ThatOther Guy first time I saw Theo on Joe's show I honestly thought who the fuck is this hillbilly, and then I bothered to actually listen to what he was saying and he has a pretty high EQ. He is very insightful.
All part of Theogate. Look into it.
“You’re reading like the smartest brother in junior high”” LMFAO
Bruh this dude kills it. I just found him yesterday, he top 5 that quick.
Theo Von and Joey Diaz make me laugh like no one of this podcasters comedians
"One of them uses moisturizer, and one of them needs moisturizer "!! Lmao omg my abs my abs ouchhh!!!
“You look like a mechanic from Nordstrom Rack” 😂😂😂
“A brush with that ‘tism” lmao 🤣
Bruh this was awesome but you forgot about the DEAF JACK RUSSELL!
Theo in his prime right now
man my mind is kinda blown, like where did this come from? I remember him from Road Rules (or was it Real World), and then dude just pops up again out of nowhere, blowing up at nearly 40 yrs old lol.
In his prime? He’s not a fckin athlete dude, he’s a comedian. As Bill Burr says “it’s not like I’m gonna tear my Achilles and can’t write a joke...”
“Mechanic from Nordstrom rack.” Perfect! 😂