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Reptile Memes

VaazkL
2023 ж. 15 Мау.
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Reptile Memes
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Check these out or i will cry
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  • my goal : to find the one piece in memes in order to do this i need to do every meme idea which is possible. its gonna be a long journey. give me video ideas. also subscribe if you.... idk? it helps me since i know people are enjoying the memes.

    @VaazkLShorts@VaazkLShorts10 ай бұрын

    • People getting absolutely wrecked memes

      @quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357@quattuorvigintupletritrigi835710 ай бұрын

    • fruit memes sailing memes plant memes

      @Bruh234@Bruh23410 ай бұрын

    • amphibian memes lol

      @enderthe@enderthe10 ай бұрын

    • i said it yesterday: deer memes, mainly of 2 tons of metal hurling at them at 150 mph

      @turbo_marc@turbo_marc10 ай бұрын

    • Uno revers memes

      @Shallot3745@Shallot374510 ай бұрын

  • I love reptiles. Edit: The lizard becoming friends with a mouse after refusing to eat it is the most wholesome thing ever.

    @Ridlay_@Ridlay_10 ай бұрын

    • tortoise birthday party >

      @spinosauruspro567@spinosauruspro56710 ай бұрын

    • Mouss

      @NuttyBuddy@NuttyBuddy10 ай бұрын

    • Some pet animals have a visceral reaction to a sound of pain or fear. My dog was deadly afraid of any and all squeaky toys, or stuffed toys that made a sound when touched. Refuses to touch them. I think when an animal has all their needs taken care of, they can afford to show a level of empathy that just isn't possible when fighting for survival.

      @Sienisota@Sienisota10 ай бұрын

    • @@Sienisota I'm not sure what are you trying to say

      @Serhii_Diemientieiev@Serhii_Diemientieiev10 ай бұрын

    • the mouse is gonna harm/kill the lizard. its not wholesome. its also why you shouldnt feed snakes LIVE mice

      @fuzzymelon1261@fuzzymelon126110 ай бұрын

  • As a Reptile I can confirm this is accurate

    @OkIPullUp237@OkIPullUp23710 ай бұрын

    • Liar. You are a capybara, a mamal.

      @jumentoqueanima@jumentoqueanima10 ай бұрын

    • As a fellow reptile I can also confirm this is accurate and also Mark Zuckerberg is indeed one of us

      @Mrbuttboi@Mrbuttboi10 ай бұрын

    • Nah you a big rodent

      @illuminator.@illuminator.10 ай бұрын

    • Reptile gang is taking over !

      @darwain3066@darwain306610 ай бұрын

    • Yuh

      @Moss_greenlizor@Moss_greenlizor10 ай бұрын

  • For anyone wanting to know how big the largest crocodile was, It was 28 feet.

    @cake5627@cake562710 ай бұрын

    • Can you please translate that into meters for me? Yes, I use the metric system like the Europeans do

      @yousseftamer4943@yousseftamer494310 ай бұрын

    • @@yousseftamer4943 sure thing!

      @cake5627@cake562710 ай бұрын

    • @@yousseftamer4943 the crocodile was 8.64m!

      @cake5627@cake562710 ай бұрын

    • So the size of a goddamn house

      @endoftheworld5357@endoftheworld535710 ай бұрын

    • @@endoftheworld5357 The size of a BUSSSSSS

      @myusername3689@myusername368910 ай бұрын

  • Crocodiles vs Alligators Crocodiles: scaled dickheads Alligators: scaled pups

    @andrewmcgoblin4016@andrewmcgoblin40168 ай бұрын

    • This is pretty accurate

      @embracethequantum4956@embracethequantum49565 күн бұрын

  • 14:05 They found a real life pokemon

    @ianzhou7010@ianzhou701010 ай бұрын

  • You know that you have completed life when you have a terrifying reptile. Edit: Or turtle

    @daanderuyter7995@daanderuyter799510 ай бұрын

    • Turtles are reptiles

      @DepFromDiscord@DepFromDiscord10 ай бұрын

    • i have a tortoise. that's even better

      @spinosauruspro567@spinosauruspro56710 ай бұрын

    • @Depl but they are not terrifying

      @daanderuyter7995@daanderuyter799510 ай бұрын

    • I have a turtle:>

      @buttercuptuxie@buttercuptuxie7 ай бұрын

  • 7:20 for those wondering this lizard is called a Uromastyx. Got one as a pet and they are incredible. Everyone needs one of him

    @K1TKAT.@K1TKAT.10 ай бұрын

  • 3:15 Bro is flabbergasted 💀

    @taliedemers9401@taliedemers940110 ай бұрын

  • 0:46 Here in Mexico we call push-ups as "Lagartijas" which is "Lizards" in Spanish, so in Mexico we would say "Lagartija haciendo lagartijas" which means literally "Lizard doing lizards" Love to your videos from Mexico 🇲🇽 PD: I love reptiles

    @TransGirl_CryAboutIt@TransGirl_CryAboutIt10 ай бұрын

    • Yo tambien soy mexicano así que una lagartija haciendo lagartijas sería lizard doing lizards

      @kittiesandbotsgemini9892@kittiesandbotsgemini98928 ай бұрын

  • 2:18 ''Stimpy and Olive''? No that's Bruni and Pascel

    @ILOVEBakugo-32@ILOVEBakugo-3210 ай бұрын

    • nah beans and rango

      @wolftaro950@wolftaro950Ай бұрын

  • "They walk like they got their nails done -" Ad: "at BK's have it your way"

    @MafiaWallyIsHere@MafiaWallyIsHere10 ай бұрын

  • 3:05 blud Got enough of eating plastic💀

    @munchkin8293@munchkin82939 ай бұрын

  • I just want to let you know I genuinely look forward to these every day. I’ll come home from a long day at work and stay up just to watch these before bed. Your voice is so calming and gentle and I just wanted to say I appreciate you bro. Thanks for all your hard work. Keep it up

    @pineapplequeenb8097@pineapplequeenb809710 ай бұрын

    • damn this haha this is a nice comment. glad my videos are helping u out. i appreciate you appreciating the content. hope whatever you're working towards you'll reach it. cheers o7

      @VaazkLShorts@VaazkLShorts10 ай бұрын

    • Yeah.

      @jumentoqueanima@jumentoqueanima10 ай бұрын

    • ​@@VaazkLShorts yes

      @LedionZogaj@LedionZogaj10 ай бұрын

    • Same

      @kestrelflame9258@kestrelflame925810 ай бұрын

  • 1:06 "From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But i am already saved, for the Machine is immortal."

    @Pootis_1@Pootis_110 ай бұрын

    • WRRRRRHHHRRRRR

      @pangopod2969@pangopod296910 ай бұрын

    • "Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah."

      @zekenotech@zekenotech7 ай бұрын

  • 1:56 GET ME THAT ALLIGATOR BRO

    @TImmyNot_timmy@TImmyNot_timmy10 ай бұрын

    • Frallagator Is that you!?

      @e.w.3711@e.w.371110 ай бұрын

    • @@e.w.3711I wish I had cheeks as big as him… but my sprite doesn’t show my glorious gluteus

      @_Scizor.-@_Scizor.-2 ай бұрын

  • 3:44 the snake is like * you haven't called in a while are you doing ok?... ok you are, ok bye

    @nevaehdale4957@nevaehdale495710 ай бұрын

  • This is a hyper-fixation of mine, and you have re-activated it. I thank you very very much, VaazkL . Edit: Both alligators vs crocodiles are massive reptiles. AlliGators can grow to be anywhere between 10 and 15 feet long as adults, weighing in at an average of 500 pounds. As far as crocodiles, they can reach an impressive 14 to 17 feet and can weigh as much as 2,200 pounds!

    @I_Need_Meds@I_Need_Meds10 ай бұрын

  • 0:36 look how happy he is.

    @Moxxie81610@Moxxie816109 ай бұрын

  • 14:30 “An alligator wearing sunglasses? Now I’ve seen everything.” -Marge Simpson

    @4leafzilla312@4leafzilla31210 ай бұрын

  • 0:43 simple, just climb the ropes

    @minecraftperson8412@minecraftperson841210 ай бұрын

  • Garter snakes are so fun(the tiny one that didn't work out) They smell abysmal though

    @TheStarMachine2000@TheStarMachine200010 ай бұрын

  • 13:56 Torterra Also reptiles are awesome

    @joaquinhill4629@joaquinhill462910 ай бұрын

  • 6:11 Fellow knights, fantasy has become reality Protect your princesses, guard your castles There are now DRAGONS living amongst us

    @yousseftamer4943@yousseftamer494310 ай бұрын

  • 1:45 yo that's my profile pic

    @steller630@steller63010 ай бұрын

    • Nice

      @Moonlight44445@Moonlight444459 ай бұрын

  • 9:19 Bruh the way it raised it's but like a frickin CAT OMFG!😭

    @sullivanhouse4697@sullivanhouse469710 ай бұрын

  • Fun fact: lizards do push ups to attract a mate

    @le_brick@le_brick10 ай бұрын

  • 4:00 My bearded dragon with SpongeBob SquarePants.

    @kitten1602@kitten160210 ай бұрын

  • 7:00 made my spit my drink out 😂

    @adoagustin4577@adoagustin457710 ай бұрын

  • As a shape-shifting reptilian person helping to control the world by assuming a false human form and gaining political power, I find these memes accurate

    @pineapple_of_doom4646@pineapple_of_doom464610 ай бұрын

  • 8:31 RIP ganga-ram Finally something from my state (CHHATTISGARH, India)

    @utkarshverma3219@utkarshverma321910 ай бұрын

  • I showed these memes to my reptile and he can confirm he wants to eat me.

    @owllosaurus@owllosaurus10 ай бұрын

  • 2:50 was hilarious

    @iHaveDuck@iHaveDuck10 ай бұрын

  • 0:37 it is so cute and funny thing I have one of those lizards there called leopard geckos

    @MyLife81112@MyLife8111210 ай бұрын

  • That lizard is about to add one carbon atom to every oxygen molecule on earth 💀

    @Steelehambrick@Steelehambrick10 ай бұрын

  • 6:18 there's actually a local cryptid called The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp. Guess the guy decided he wanted to make the legend real lol

    @SouthernGothicYT@SouthernGothicYT10 ай бұрын

    • Are you sure Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t just like to go there?

      @grayanddevpdx@grayanddevpdx10 ай бұрын

  • 0:19 I think that was Master Oogway.

    @PachekoJr@PachekoJr10 ай бұрын

  • The toy taught him how to smile and he's so proud he can't stop

    @KeigoTakami_IzGae4chikenNugz@KeigoTakami_IzGae4chikenNugz8 ай бұрын

  • You never know with this mfer. He's be coming the God of memes

    @Mozzarellapumpkin@Mozzarellapumpkin10 ай бұрын

    • H e has

      @connorspratt9435@connorspratt943510 ай бұрын

  • 1:15 got me a hankering for some toasters

    @joshuajones1641@joshuajones164110 ай бұрын

  • The Lizzard looks like a happy grandma with her grandkid

    @lucyneubert6776@lucyneubert67768 ай бұрын

  • No depression Good vibes only

    @get_running@get_running10 ай бұрын

  • 6:43 reminds me of Kiwi the bird and his goth wife bird.

    @FatYoshi619@FatYoshi61910 ай бұрын

  • The lizard is marking its territory by doing a push-up

    @rachelmorton771@rachelmorton7719 ай бұрын

  • 4:47 Cwocodile's awen't filled with hate, they'we filled with hungies! They are vewy hungy bois! They just a little bite of youw leg. ...And so, at that moment, Solesteam perished a gruesome, agonizing death of blood loss due to a gargantuan chunk of his leg being bitten off by the aforementioned crocodile, of which was very greatful for his kind donation. The end.

    @Solesteam@Solesteam10 ай бұрын

    • what in the sixth circle of hell did I just read

      @grayanddevpdx@grayanddevpdx10 ай бұрын

    • @@grayanddevpdx the second worst possible thing I could think of, that's what.

      @Solesteam@Solesteam10 ай бұрын

  • 12:26 They better have named him Agent Orange

    @walkergheen1395@walkergheen139510 ай бұрын

  • Pretty lil lizards

    @mentally_unstableworm1852@mentally_unstableworm185210 ай бұрын

  • This made my day I love reptiles

    @user-cn6nl5wd4w@user-cn6nl5wd4w8 ай бұрын

  • so sweet seeing all the pets and types!

    @meimei@meimei9 ай бұрын

  • I feel so bad about calling reptiles (crocodiles or snakes in particular) 'bad' or 'dumb', reptiles are so kick-ass ;-;

    @wateralien@wateralien10 ай бұрын

  • 11:55 i was wondering who stole my dragon scale armor

    @thegamingleopard4592@thegamingleopard459210 ай бұрын

  • 05:41 i have concerns, i remember watching a video about pet snakes not eating their food mouse then eventually after few days the mouse killed the snake by eating a chunk of it. I hope thats not the case here

    @yaseiKen@yaseiKen10 ай бұрын

    • Unfortunately that is the case, that’s why it’s frowned upon to feed live

      @embracethequantum4956@embracethequantum49565 күн бұрын

  • Bearded dragons are so cool like you can chill with them on your shoulder and they won’t move and they have various patterns and personalities and only require a decorated tank and fruits and crickets

    @Broskisunited@Broskisunited10 ай бұрын

    • Bearded dragons are good but I prefer leopard gecko

      @magmafeline8239@magmafeline823910 ай бұрын

    • @@magmafeline8239 My auntie has one and it is way more shy then the bearded dragons she has and sleepy

      @Broskisunited@Broskisunited10 ай бұрын

    • @@Broskisunited touche

      @magmafeline8239@magmafeline823910 ай бұрын

  • 1:26 waoh!!! THAT'S GODZILLA!!!

    @mariahurtado8323@mariahurtado83239 ай бұрын

  • the tegu having a blast and passing out after is too treu ;; they are just like dogs

    @meimei@meimei9 ай бұрын

  • As a reptile nerd, I can confirm these are reptile memes

    @XxIrisArtxX@XxIrisArtxX10 ай бұрын

  • i need more of these memes as fast as possible

    @toastertoasty618@toastertoasty61810 ай бұрын

  • That was a small crocodile before the dinos, even today.

    @mr.head09@mr.head0910 ай бұрын

  • 3:38 forbidden bread stick

    @Houseofarrows@Houseofarrows10 ай бұрын

    • stop

      @CJSpider10@CJSpider107 ай бұрын

  • "Crocodiles are filled with hate." "Youre about to be filled with bullets if you dont stop opening your mouth" Chill bro

    @MBiz.@MBiz.8 ай бұрын

    • Tbh crocodiles are like that one grandparent that refuses to die out of spite

      @embracethequantum4956@embracethequantum49565 күн бұрын

  • 8:10 my fav reptile gators or crocs get out of here here comes the croc skink!!!

    @user-mv4cd5pq8v@user-mv4cd5pq8v9 ай бұрын

  • This is my favorite meme type you have covered!❤️

    @ABCHerping82@ABCHerping8210 ай бұрын

  • Your an awesome youtuber. I love these vids, i always look foward to watching your vids! I loved the "look how cute this lizard with his lizard toy"!

    @togamii.@togamii.10 ай бұрын

  • 9:08 ooh! An alligator lizard! they're pretty neat. Human fingers are their favorite food though, so I'd recommend thick leather gloves when handling them.

    @radioactivebirbchild5232@radioactivebirbchild523210 ай бұрын

  • 0:36 pure happyness be like.

    @user-nd4wl4em5d@user-nd4wl4em5d8 ай бұрын

  • My Blue-Tongue Fafnir was a hissy little asshole when I first got him. Now he's my bestie and crawls all over my chest when I'm chilling. He will also eat ANYTHING.

    @jahrusalem3658@jahrusalem365810 ай бұрын

  • 4:42 bro doee not play

    @AmericaIsACountry@AmericaIsACountry10 ай бұрын

  • God I love reptiles

    @too_noobily@too_noobily10 ай бұрын

  • these were so damn wholesome and I need more

    @supergecko7559@supergecko755910 ай бұрын

  • Pet the Alagator on the bridge he looks like a good boy

    @thelobsterhacker3599@thelobsterhacker35998 ай бұрын

  • Difference between the crocodilians: Crocodile: will bite the f*ck out of anything Alligator: will bite the sh*t out of anything Gharial: will bite the hell out of anything

    @yeetuszilla1663@yeetuszilla16638 ай бұрын

  • i have waited years for this... finally i love lizards

    @MemesWithTheLizard-ec8uy@MemesWithTheLizard-ec8uy10 ай бұрын

  • The thumbnail got me💀💀💀💀 over cuteness it is too wholesome for existence

    @Rei_doll@Rei_doll10 ай бұрын

  • I want a turtle now

    @Sillymonkeycat@Sillymonkeycat10 ай бұрын

  • Y’all ever seen some lizards fighting and come back later and one is eating the other?

    @mr.head09@mr.head0910 ай бұрын

  • 11:14 You mess with the lizard You get the slizard

    @jenniferhalligan8365@jenniferhalligan83658 ай бұрын

    • U mess with the flock u get glock

      @Cadel888@Cadel8883 ай бұрын

    • You mess with the duck you get the fuck >:0

      @_Scizor.-@_Scizor.-2 ай бұрын

  • 2:35 do not make lizards "sit" like that, it damages their spine

    @zakosist@zakosist10 ай бұрын

    • Thank for the info. I no wanna hurt me bebe lizard.

      @AlejandroTheRealG@AlejandroTheRealG8 ай бұрын

  • 3:33 why do I want to cry it is so chonk and cute

    @TheGamingFrog1207@TheGamingFrog12073 ай бұрын

  • 0:47 All The Flipping Time

    @dolphingoreeaccount7395@dolphingoreeaccount73959 ай бұрын

  • 4:53 crocodile jesus, crocus for short

    @firnet@firnet10 ай бұрын

  • 2:19 : me and the homies after taking a disabled persons wheelchair

    @FrenchSnek@FrenchSnek2 күн бұрын

  • Amazing. I have no other words. This is truly amazing.

    @pbjellysand@pbjellysand10 ай бұрын

  • Friendly reminder, that birds are reptiles, so bird memes would have been adequate.

    @k2p104@k2p10410 ай бұрын

  • Reptiles Are Super Mega Cute

    @leirumf5476@leirumf547610 ай бұрын

  • Not a pet, but back in my days on guam, there was this one iguana that would sun bathe on a giant boulder. He didnt seem to mind if i sat with him, as he never ran away. Eventually i started giving him bits of fruit, which he ate. I hope hes still doing fine.

    @TinyDragonGamer250@TinyDragonGamer25010 ай бұрын

  • Fun fact, in Mexico we call "lagartijas" to the pushups, it literally means "lizards"😂

    @briansanchez9899@briansanchez989910 ай бұрын

  • "The largest crocodile ever found." That's not a croc. That is a Deinosuchus

    @user-fw6lz3bm5w@user-fw6lz3bm5w2 ай бұрын

  • 7:26 well, looks like im a lizard now

    @MarvinRamirez-ge3jj@MarvinRamirez-ge3jj8 ай бұрын

  • 15:31 this implies that its _normal_ for gators to show up at hair salons in florida *with* an appointment

    @Unkanow@Unkanow10 ай бұрын

  • 15 million? Those are two pythons, I can just kinda’…. Walk past them.

    @nova8747@nova87479 ай бұрын

  • (6:17) I live in South Carolina, and I can't say this happens much. But there is a local legend about a "Lizard Man" who lurks hangs out in the swamps.

    @acraftingchannel.....@acraftingchannel.....9 ай бұрын

  • 16:03 bro took “there is a snake in my boot” to a new level

    @YouMayEnter._.@YouMayEnter._.2 ай бұрын

  • Thanks alot for making my day an helping me through this rough time :D

    @akutosai9187@akutosai918710 ай бұрын

  • 10:09 He was invited to the barbecue and he was offered a plate of sausages and he took one don’t falsely accuse him for stealing

    @Michael-ik6kd@Michael-ik6kd10 ай бұрын

  • True you will live longer if you stay still 4:10

    @logandawa6740@logandawa67408 ай бұрын

  • This is a certified Reptile classic

    @TroyTheCatFish@TroyTheCatFish10 ай бұрын

  • As a gecko owner and avid reptile fan this video made my day

    @smirk_studio@smirk_studio10 ай бұрын

  • every day i come home to a new absolutely random meme topic that i enjoy very much! thank you!

    @avicado1429@avicado142910 ай бұрын

  • The thumbnail is so wholesome!

    @SirAU@SirAU10 ай бұрын

  • i need to stop watching this i love it about 99% of these i have screenshoted and and are now in my colection of over a terrabyte of memes

    @spunckturtle6682@spunckturtle66829 ай бұрын
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