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Robin ► / @itsboobin
Jack ► / @jaymick
Lexi ► / @thelexikitty
Robin | run as fast as you can: 00:00:00
Jack | Houston sucks!: 00:11:43
Robin | NOT LIKE THIS: 00:29:36
Jack | what...????? - jack: 00:44:44
Lexi | click to drip: 00:57:45
Jack | how do you make a bedrock: 01:05:01
Robin | NO FISHING: 01:20:01
Jack | minecraft biomes be like: : 01:29:53
Robin | do it: 01:41:01
Jack | hmmmmmmmm: 01:50:48
For the "I dyed my bed red" one, its because originally beds only came in red, until they added dyed ones.
Yeah. I remember 1.12 vividly (no pun intended) and now we’re waiting for 1.21. Crazy how time flies
@@Firesword610how the hell did they “miss the joke” They literally just explained the joke for people who didn’t get it
@@killedbycrit yeah I remember when 1.12 was the newest version
@@whoisanarnbI remember full release 1.8
0:35
"no adult plays Minecraft" HermitCraft: are we a joke to you?
Also worth remembering is that despite his preference for children, Dream is also an adult.
Every Minecraft hardcore KZheadr is also a adult
The life series:
Old Minecraft KZheadrs that still play Minecraft:
Philza Minecraft has a wife.
0:46 toby fox: lets make an achievement for donating hundreds of gold to a dog
Do you mean Temmie?
@@andistansbury4366 no no, a dog. It was one of the console achievements i believe.
PS4 Achievement "Dognation Level 20"
@@andistansbury4366 the dog shrine in the play station versions
undertale is all progression achievements except for the dognation ones
A neat trick I found for backtracking out of a large cave system is that if place my torches on the left hand side of the wall and save an iron pick I can dig my way back to the surface.
Mending
I mean this is basically what we used back in the day before coordinates, always place torches on the right side so when you walk back you know where to go
same
My only problem with keep inventory is that I play on bedrock.. It disables achievements
well I can't do anything but here's some cheese
i played bedrock to this sucked
Im playing on bedrock too and its suffering its fun only with friends
I don't know how to log in for my Microsoft account on bedrock so i cant earn achievements anyways :(
@@CheeseSummoner Nooo- N-N-NOT THE CHEESE. AAAAAAAHHHHHGGG
7:22 for anyone wondering, let me explain: For example: 22w13a the first number is the year, so it would be 2022 "w" means week, so it would be week 13, the 13th week of the year the last letter is the version of the snapshot, in this example, it would be 1, since a is the 1st letter of the alphabet
THANKS
Why does this make so much sense?
Thank you
"We want all hostile mobs to be fictional" Are spiders not real?
The silverfish post is real. I have explained to more than 10 people that silverfish are a real thing and they're quite comon. That's a lot, since I don't like starting conversations.
no
well, GIANT SPIDERS in the same way minecraft has them aren't
Have you ever heard of a goliath birdeater. The name says it all.
@@archamedies616 ever been to Australia?
Reminder to all viewers: This is a complication of videos that were covered by multiple people on the Emkay channel
Compilation*
gammer@@whoisanarnb
Idk it seems pretty complicated to me
Hope it wasn’t too complicated
I can't spill@@expgaming3658
9:25 this meme has inspired a joke where, in every world where I actually get around to building a house, there's one room that's made entirely of furnaces. it's always a fun project, and it makes you appreciate cobblestone a lot more!
22:32 Big oven trying to make all households have more than one oven. Meanwhile: Markiplier has 5 ovens. none of which are an air fryer.
"Baby ghast exists, now what" Me: poke the soft spot on it's head
yes
It's whole head is the soft spot
The way Robbin pronounces Grain as gree-arn kills me-
this is sarcasn right?
@@niilaw no
grian is supposed to be pronounced gree-an
@@niilaw yeah, Ik, be robin says it “gree arn” and exaggerates the r
@@RAJF24mk
Those few techno references got me right in the heart
can you reply with timestamps because i'm not searching for them in a 2 HOUR VIDEO
Bro fr 😭 like I was half listening while drawing and I heard Techno blades name and perked up
Tru bruh they hit hard
@@ilikotsagareishvili9364no
this is a smart person.
Can we talk about how amazing Robin's Grunkle Stan voice is at 1:28:18
Fr
ngl i would watch the emkay crew play minecraft with the simple voice chat and a few other thing. id think its be funny to watch and see what they build
YES I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
this right here oh my GOD
4:06, gold can make golden carrots, the best food for general use, gold armor pieces also can make normal piglins not aggro you, and they can be used for IIRC light pressure plates which probably have some use these days
Yes! Also I use clocks when underground now because.... phantoms
Also bartering with piglins and powered rails.
11:17 👏SPOT👏 ON👏PERFORMANCE
10:15 oh no if one witch hunt's another witch then grab your popcorn
11:11 having one llama on the roof and one in the ground really sells it
10:28 mixed slabs already exist, push a slab onto another slab at the world border
You guys should do r/distressingmemes, the subreddit's title explains it all
Most of it is too not-kid-friendly to have on the channel tho :/
r/distressingmemes users when they get schizophrenia _(it was nothing like the memes)_
Incredible how this man can never notice the same meme being in here four times, and react to every one like he's never seen them before.
It’s not one person, this is a compilation of a bunch of episodes, it’s a lot of different people, Damien, Jack, Robin, Lexi. (Note, not all of these people were in this compilation) I understand your confusion, their voices are oddly similar
this is multiple different narrators
For the achievement one at 0:52 , I thought the people would like to know there's an achievement in Borderlands 3 called Florida Man obtained by blowing yourself up with your own grenade.
In the Dogé one, I like how Dinnerbone is literally the buff Dogé, but upside down!
7:03 A minecraft world is about 60,000,000,000 (60 billion) blocks wide and long and 384 blocks tall. This means that there are about 1.38240000E+24 (~1.4 septillion) coordinates in the average minecraft world. If it took you one second per coordinate (which is very fast) it would still take you 4.38056126E+16 (~43.86 quadrillion) years to say them all. The universe is believed to last for about 1,000,000,000,000 (100 trillion) years, this means that it would take you around 43,805 times longer than *our universe will exist* to say them all. I think that I'm correct but tell me if I'm wrong.
(facepalms not even 10 words in) WHY DOES IT SAY BILLION???
@@thanhtamnguyenthi7073 its not its 60 million by 60 million
Old thing I used to do in Minecraft was make sand and gravel unable to fall. Worked like a charm!
I miss this, it was so useful
19:00 it says never gonna give you up Edit: of course as soon as I type this and press play he tells the joke
It just happened to me to
I didn't even get to figure it out before it played the music, upsetting
10:20 fun fact, in the files of older Minecraft versions, this pointerless compass is what it looked like in items.png
4:09 Golden carrots, piglin trades, golden apples can also be used to cure villagers, night vision potions from golden carrots, powered rails.
1:21 I remember years ago around 2018, there was a video leaking the caves and cliffs update. I remember it clearly having alex and Steve exploring the caves with the exact video they used in Minecraft live. There was a real Minecraft leak but now I can’t find it
4:39 yes it is very important I need to make my horse indestructible.
2:05 it’s pronounced like al-lay
14:40 Infinite blaze rods here I come!
1:14 torch side method doesn't work anymore the caves are too big and twisty and interwoven
6:34 bro so true, like 30 minutes in terraria would get you at most 2 accessories
1:28:20 I burst out laughing at the Stan impression, it's so perfect
15:51 It is. Chewtle and Drednaw are snappers, pretty much.
Aren't they based on snapping turtles?
@@MinTea14 IIRC, yes. Hence the comment that a snapping turtle is in Pokémon. I was on mobile, so I used "snapper" to shorten it.
1:40 he doesnt know
He really needs to know…. Anyway imma DASH out
Omg idk why but i felt so annoyed by that
4:10 to not get attacked by piglins 31:24 and I almost have a full set on chained armor after a real week searching 1:11:26 that on if you place an item it doesn’t work but the other one those
The back you learn something to do every day is really true. I didn’t know there was a new secret room in the desert temple. I just got Minecraft. I need to check that out now.
7:43 the jeb sheep
42:28 Why does robin think we are all flat earthers?
4:23 i love the spider one, that's a good prank. Time to troll heheheheHEHEHE
40:38 - Everybody knows Ward is the best C418 disk.
this meme came a lil bit late 1:56
0:29 thats the orginal bed color
What would you rather have?: Sniffer: Seeds, flowers,... Ok Rascal: Play hide and seek and you'll get a enchanted Pickaxe! Tuff Golem: I'll hold that for you!
i would have rather gotten the tuff golem because they are cuter than the massive six legged grass tortoises and the goblin rogues
7:23 as a former R/animememes enjoyer this hurts my soul
Netherack Emerald Vine Emerald Redstone Gold Oak Netherack Netherack Andesite Gold Iron Vine Emerald Yellow Oak U U Prismarine It's "N E V E R G O N N A G I V E Y O U U P"
One thing to note, hardcore is really easy to cheat. If you die, all you need to do is go to spectator mod, open to Lan to enable cheats, and then change the game mode back to survival using cheats. If your death is really bullshit, most players won't even consider this actual cheating, but anything past that and people will judgmentally glare at you.
1:05:22 seems like the perfect time to record an audio and make it into a video to send to my servermates
11:08 experiencing the old and appreciating the new is amazing
Remember, Instant respawn lets you respawn in hardcore
Q
6:33 Not true, actually. By this point a good player should know to grab some of that sweet loot from the Corruption or Crimson - having a Musket or the Undertaker is really helpful so early on. Also, speedrunners nowadays skip it all together and just use a funny statue head to get a Zenith pre-boss.
As someone who plays with keep inventory on, the meme at 4:52 made me happy 11:27 oh god that hurt...I made a minecraft realm with me and my friends, now only three of us use it. I made a server for me and my friends, none of us use it anymore.
《The death message; (Player) fell from a high place whilst trying to escape from herobrine.》The whole surver went in chaos.. 😂😂😂
😅😅😅
2:15 the allay is useless because it’s just a hopper that can only hold one item, and the copper golem is amazing
7:57 A friend of mine fell in the end without anything, and apparently somehow punched the dragon to death with his fists without destroying a single end crystal 24:19 Tell me you've never played Skyblock without telling me you've never played Skyblock 1:28:55 Minecraft Wii U
Cool. I’m scared of your friend.
@puppythewingedwuskyshepered
@@Spearmint_fresh He says "Heh"
@@minecraftexpertstudios7368 cool. I don’t want to meet your friend because I’m scared of them. This isn’t a threat, I’m just very terrified of your friend.
9:40 damn it he retired btw. no more sparkles ;w;
I remember on my kindle I was just playing Minecraft and then the texture update took place. I was so confused but just accepted it. I had babysitters when my mom had to work. The 2nd to last one's name was Kristina, and had to move because her boyfriend was in the military. On the last time she babysitted us, before we went to sleep, I asked if she could make a house on Minecraft using my kindle. I still have that world, and I have a copy.
9:22 - “I AM A WOMAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!” 😂
At 10:06 what about spiders they are not fantasy characters?
7:47 Make a totem farm and bring them all back.
25:54 gold tools are much faster than others.
8:01 killed me 💀💀💀
Only 10% Lexi? Unacceptable
Noo we love robin and lexi
2:56 Bro I have that dog picture! XD 😂😂😂 SAMURAI DOG!!!
6:32 as someone who plays both, this is the best meme i’ve seen in a while.
Man, i remember when pocket edition had barely any redstone things, not even repeators.
The bedrock wither, the scarier one, has double the health of the Java wither, with other, extra attacks.
11:56 that "✨Shut upp✨" Was glorious
1:37:09 witchery, god i fucking love that mod.
why do kids say first what the hell
first reply
second reply
third reply
Fourth reply
stopping this chain in its tracks rn, no matter how much you try to fix this it will never be perfect again.
1:34 NEVER. INSULT. GEOMETRY DASH. INFRONT. OF ME.
I. AGREE. SO. MUCH.
13:43 uh erm a.. agth btfh abph uh eh uh a... the ender dragon on your first playthrough
16:07 I blame Jack for the sniffer winning and being absolutely useless
I am happy to announce that, after a long time of saving up money, I can no longer relate to the "My Computer Bad" memes. And I wish you the best
1:17 Me casually putting the torches on the cave ceiling so they are at the bottom for the way deeper up
8:52 bruh they even drew the dogs to be jeb, notch and ofcourse dinnerbone!
We have 2 hours? Crazy
crazy? İ was crazy once... they locked me İn a room. a rubber room full of rats. and rats make me crazy
@@Zachyshowscrazy?I was crazy one!they locked me in a room.A rubber room.A rubber room with rats.And rats make me crazy.
This channel truly mines us some diamond content here :D
5:00 I loved the meme, but the "why are you reading the watermark" in the corner almost got me
as an australian our animals are like that, and yes we need to save them
42:33 huh?
if blaze rods are [rods] and ender pearls are eggs, then is a blaze powder sperm and an eye of ender an embryo?
3:47 warden: culc catlis
1:40 about exact tempo for straight flying lol
19:05 each block is their starting letter It spells out never gonna give you up
I liked my own comment
And i liked my own reply.
I liked your comment as well
You’re not special, everyone does that
Well I liked… (EXTREME offensive warning) your mom :) While she commits war crimes in Scandinavian countries
Good on you for being self-positive, but uhhh… does this contribute anything…?
14:40 one rod means infinite rods. Mine log, turn log into 4 wood, 4 wood into 8 sticks. One rod into 2 powder. 2 powder and 2 stick into 2 sticks I don’t think I need to keep going
34:15 that censorship caught me off guard 💀
First
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Congratulations, you are the best YT user ever. We are all so proud of you for being first. After seeing this truly astonishing achievement, I now have a different outlook on life. You have truly inspired me🥺
Thats crazy bro
A really easy thing i like to do in order not to get lost while caving is to always carry a notebook on me with all cordinates to important landmarks: Home, Cave, Village, Nether Portal, End Portal, etc. You can also make a seperate notebook for the Nether and the End, however i would strongly encourage having multiple copies of the same book incase you die and loss it.
1:32:20 the biggest example of this I’ve seen is people complaining that Minecraft adds so much stuff each update that it no longer feels like Minecraft… and then those same people complain when the next update isn’t huge. I for one, think the more content added, the less need for mods people will feel and the more happy bedrock players and those with pcs too bad to use mods will be. I love new additions like frogs, the deep dark, hanging signs, archaeology and the upcoming autocrafter block, which, and I mean this in a good way- feels simultaneously like it came straight out of one of those complicated tech mods but also like it should have been in for as long as redstone and hoppers have.
When people say they got Minecraft for $10: What if I told you it could be free
19:50 oh my god that sound 😭
1:26 I think the reason it says that was the image is from 2022 because youtube doesnt update something to say like in this example 3 years exact from its post dat meaning the screenshot was taken frim befor it had been exactly 3 years since the originial comment was made making it look like they were both from 2019
I want the “feed the machine” mob vote thing to happen again, but this time it would work
OH MY GOD HE RICK ROLLED US WHEN WE LEAST EXPECTED IT 19:07
4:05 me waiting for horizontal glass panes