Bill Burr doesn't like stupid questions. Or small chairs.
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"Why would you say I have a horrible theory without checking with me first?" Seriously.
@IntensePeppers6 жыл бұрын
yeah, but.... whats your social security number though?!
@CrazyCircles16 жыл бұрын
you say that like we don't have an "elected" government that consistently bases its policy decisions over the last 100 years on a long list of terrible notions unworthy of the term "theory". If anything, that ignorant sports host was being American as fuck.
@ThexInsidexMan6 жыл бұрын
Dude, that was really funny! As a German, I don't usually interfere when it comes to US American politics, but a guy can have a laugh, right?
@ancogaming6 жыл бұрын
haha by all means enjoy it. When you step into a muddy puddle, someone else may as well find a laugh from your misfortune...
@ThexInsidexMan6 жыл бұрын
youre an accessory comment. youre worn by the real comment and u think youre important.
@EntertainTheIdea6 жыл бұрын
Quite possibly the most authentic person I've ever heard.
@BigJwlz6 жыл бұрын
Interesting you'd say that since in all of these clips he's basically still in his comedian character/persona :D
@dibidus60806 жыл бұрын
George Carlin died as a really unknown comic? wtf are you talking about lmao
@grantisshananaa49066 жыл бұрын
MrKalashnik0va Unknown maybe if you were born past 2005 lol
@Dan-km1zs6 жыл бұрын
he is the best! Greg Giraldo was better but Greg is dead. Love Bill Burr
@davidharden75756 жыл бұрын
MrKalashnik0va I notice a lot of similarities in them how they can talk about nothing and make you reconsider your whole stance on it. The main difference is their delivery
@benjamincox42116 жыл бұрын
Whoa, that makes me respect him even more. not that he gives a shit about my respect
@NARKISDUDE6 жыл бұрын
That's why you respect him LOL.
@ams9146 жыл бұрын
aaahh, thanks john, that's sweet.
@NARKISDUDE6 жыл бұрын
NARKISDUDE... LMAO. Exactly!!!! now your getting it
@boltspeedman216 жыл бұрын
This is the epitome of KZhead comments. Narkisdude says bills cool and then some anonymous troll named Joe Doe, which is super original for an anonymous name by the way, just needs to say something to makes us realize his parents wished they didnt just practice the pull out method.
@jester70286 жыл бұрын
LOL so he's on my team in a sense.
@NARKISDUDE6 жыл бұрын
"You were too worried about this matching this, now look at you" I died
@Redacted_20614 жыл бұрын
Just imagine how much time he has to spend on that POS hairdo every morning. I can't imagine looking in the mirror, seeing that tangled mess of hair, and thinking "perfect!"
@demef7582 жыл бұрын
That last one, LOL. She tried to get him tied up in a feud, and failed. He's an escape artist (psychological).
@tubebility6 жыл бұрын
oh thanks for clarification. i thought you meant physically!
@DUTYcallsMRswift6 жыл бұрын
Your comment made my day.
@ArepawithCheese6 жыл бұрын
I guess it comes with dealing with Nia all the time.
@verypoliticalhonkey26666 жыл бұрын
He didn't "escape", he went head-on and gave his genuine opinion. It's just that his genuine opinion completely killed that loaded question.
@Kadulikan4 жыл бұрын
that chick's level of vindication shot through the roof when he said that... women can be funny, but I bet she's not
@Its_Lu_Bu3 жыл бұрын
"Eh, are ya good at Math, do you like apples?" Funny as fuck.
@TheSmurf19736 жыл бұрын
Chick at the end didn't even realize she was getting messed with.
@EyeofValor6 жыл бұрын
Ceroki No, I think she was just cool with it and took a joke without being offended. It's just you expecting to see her offended right away, but she wasn't, nothing more..
@boba___5 жыл бұрын
@@boba___ She is obviously a cokehead
@efisgpr5 жыл бұрын
@@boba___ eh, maybe. She looked irritated at first but then Bill hit a home run and she had no room to bitch.
@zacharymenking45665 жыл бұрын
also tried to make it a race thing. "I'm an entreprenuer, I'm white" WTF was that?
@Ndasuunye4 жыл бұрын
Laughing like a horseface!
@wefoss14 жыл бұрын
That last one is gold. Trying to make it a boy vs girl whatever. Burr said it best - it doesnt matter. If youre funny, youre funny.
@NinaC6 жыл бұрын
also tried to make it a race thing. "I'm an entreprenuer, I'm white" WTF was that?
@Ndasuunye4 жыл бұрын
Remember the boy Vs. Girl period in middle school? Apparently that stuck around.....
@aczeartk70324 жыл бұрын
@@aczeartk7032 wth is that? Never heard of it
@Ndasuunye4 жыл бұрын
@@Ndasuunye I think they're talking about when little kids are uncomfortable with the opposite sex, so they say stuff like "boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider"
@CoyLion4 жыл бұрын
@@Ndasuunye Seriously?
@aczeartk70324 жыл бұрын
This is it, this right here is why he's my favorite comedian
@MarcAlcatraz6 жыл бұрын
Marc Alcatraz ur favourite comedian has taken his essence of funny from patrice o neal.
@Blood0cean6 жыл бұрын
Blood0cean So? He's also naturally funny and tells different stories and has different views than Patrice. It's not like he's ripping off jokes, so why do you care if the style is similar?
@Sam-pv1hz6 жыл бұрын
patrice is original and better at it.... its like watching any above avg black comic in the 80s after the eddie boom.
@Blood0cean6 жыл бұрын
Blood0cean He's funny, witty and entertains you to the core..does your life have any other purpose than talking shit?
@Gauraveternal6 жыл бұрын
i never found patrice funny he exaggerated so much ..
@fennecinspace6 жыл бұрын
No, That's a good will hunting question I've answered for 15 years, are you good at math d'ya like apples? 😁
@titanspirit72386 жыл бұрын
My boys wicked smaaht
@GodWithoutTheOD6 жыл бұрын
It's a 1 year old comment lmfaoooo y u git trigd
@kakinator23655 жыл бұрын
hmm
@wrightvcx22495 жыл бұрын
"I don't like the sound of dem apples, Will. Whadda we gonna do?" "Applesauce, bitch"
@therealoneeighth4 жыл бұрын
Its not your fault
@minigiganten4 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, I wasn't a cop." "What were you then?" "I was a piece of shit." God Bless you Bill.
@ramonecricket51836 жыл бұрын
"Just do what you want to do, and hopefully people respond to it." Best life advice ever.
@Judicial785 жыл бұрын
Can women be funny? *punches him with the microphone*
@ThePotatusMan6 жыл бұрын
ThePotatusMan well in her defense...it was funny
@karanabrol44876 жыл бұрын
ThePotatusMan how the fuck do you make comments in bold??? That's all I want to know!
@martinet19856 жыл бұрын
Marcin **bold**
@littlebighead156 жыл бұрын
Marcin Use asterisks(*), one before the word or sentence you want to make bold and the other after it. **asterisks** makes my 'bold' *bold* .
@dzeliongurung32186 жыл бұрын
if i remember correctly, you use two of these _ to make _italics_
@williammcskilliam58746 жыл бұрын
"the one comedy line that is working is me shitting on this chair.. WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME??!" lmao
@trueindeed766 жыл бұрын
"I'm not an athlete. I'm not gonna blow an Achilles and not be able to write a joke anymore." Fucking amazing comeback.
@TWOxTONE_7736 жыл бұрын
The feminist chick didn't even realize it until 2 second after he'd killed her
@Jewish_Kyle4 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure Bills response was exactly what she was looking for. She seemed to be enjoying the rant, idk if you watched the full clip.
@MrDillon7444 жыл бұрын
@@caramia6681 What? alls I was saying is they appear to be on the same side and she's just playing devils advocate.
@MrDillon7444 жыл бұрын
@@caramia6681 I find it amusing how she qualifies all men who say the simple truth that women can't be funny without making it sexual as "angry". What she really wanted to call them was "incels". Typical thot. Nothing but shaming language. Words are magic spells to women.
@StarboyXL94 жыл бұрын
@@MrDillon744 that wasn't the reaction she wanted. She looked really awkward towards the end of the interview. She came in there with an agenda. Obvious feminist. Bill told her the truth which isn't what she wanted to hear
@irishpanic4 жыл бұрын
@@irishpanic Have you ever seen an "obviously feminist" just stand there and nod with a smile, during something like that? If she was trying to virtue signal then it was a really weak attempt.
@MrDillon7444 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr restores my faith in humanity
@23BEATNGU6 жыл бұрын
Wish he would've put Colbert in his place during their sit down.
@BigHush6 жыл бұрын
Big Hush Yeah, colbert needed some tough love that night.
@Bubbles997186 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you're a snowflake
@jamesonjunky6 жыл бұрын
What video are you talking about?
@adamo365326 жыл бұрын
adamo36532 Bill Burr was recently on Colbert’s show and you could see how uncomfortable Colbert was during the whole thing because he doesn’t know how to handle Bill Burr.
@Chiken10126 жыл бұрын
Yes but if you look at his comment it is from 3 months ago
@adamo365326 жыл бұрын
Leave it to bill burr to call a woman stupid by saying “look at how beautiful you are”
@HAMlLTON4 жыл бұрын
Weston Anderson his point was that as a beautiful woman she should understand that there are lots of creepy people out there and that's why he doesn't want to give out information. He wasn't calling her stupid, pay attention
@darkartsdabbler24074 жыл бұрын
@@darkartsdabbler2407 but he was also making her look like an idiot by pointing out the fact she completely forgot the most basic rule of the internet, so i'd say he's still calling her a fucking idiot lol
@kishinslayer22284 жыл бұрын
Kishin Slayer nice, you get it
@HAMlLTON4 жыл бұрын
@@darkartsdabbler2407 there is a theory that beautiful women don't need to be smart to get by in life, the better they look, the less effort they need to put in (apart from maintaining said looks) to achieve their goals, the tone Bill said that to her was basically - shut up stupid! and there was more along the same line later in that interview, it didn't stop at that one question from her, so yes, Bills comment was definitely about her intelligence
@dsfs179874 жыл бұрын
@@dsfs17987 lol, that's not a theory. That's a fact.
@latenightthinker47374 жыл бұрын
I love how Bill Burr does everything on his own terms. Every interview I've ever seen with him has him sneaking away with control of the conversation. He's a genius.
@zstick6 жыл бұрын
This is why Bill is my favorite. He’s not being a comedian, it’s simply just the way he is
@jakebulette64852 жыл бұрын
Starts out with "it's a bad theory". This will go well lol
@NostalgiaMan2 жыл бұрын
"You didn't do your research. You were so worried about this matching this - and now look at you!" lol that was the best 3-second roast of a person.
@joshitheyoshi25333 жыл бұрын
AW MAN!!!! I FUKN LOST IT!!! when he said, blow out an Achilles and never write a joke again
@frankthebutcher66794 жыл бұрын
@JustinBieber yes it is, so does your name
@ThuggishDD4 жыл бұрын
"Just write your own jokes"
@stevemcgee994 жыл бұрын
Angry schumer noises*
@soultouchers44253 жыл бұрын
“Yeah it was kinda a big show” Lol
@DennyPlank4 жыл бұрын
Fer meee, this was a good video.
@IntensePeppers6 жыл бұрын
IntensePeppers for meeeeeeeeee
@___neil6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna show this video to the *family back east*
@Abigpuppy6 жыл бұрын
zip
@AKartashev6 жыл бұрын
that was some cold lotion
@braydonmackenzie19426 жыл бұрын
I just feel like, for meeeeee...
@Jejse176 жыл бұрын
Deals with every one of these crappy interviewers, under-researched, or just plain stupid questions and comments in exactly the right way- gotta love Bill! 👍🏻👍🏻
@tobyb10186 жыл бұрын
This made my day
@bertramjagoda54446 жыл бұрын
Fax
@chunky30864 жыл бұрын
1:30 her reaction to being called beautiful is honestly adorable lol
@ulton72414 жыл бұрын
"Oh my God, I love you but I hate this set.". What an epic delivery.
@bojed4 жыл бұрын
This switching from interview to back to the other interview is giving me whiplash
@TFossett4 жыл бұрын
His honesty is so refreshing.
@joeehrmantraut42976 жыл бұрын
0:43 bill trying so hard not to say "fuck". XD
@bluetextonwhitebg6 жыл бұрын
i wish to god i could put the amount of passion into insane n crazed rants the way this man does. i really gotta change my entire thing now
@passiveplayz7415 Жыл бұрын
Kristine Leahy's reaction when Bill says look at how beautiful you are 😂 1:30
@andrewtaylor23774 жыл бұрын
I love how you can see that "uuUUUuuUuUUgh" look on his face when that girl's complaining at the end.
@archfiend3342 жыл бұрын
"Can women be funny?" "N- Yes, of course."
@12ealDealOfficial6 жыл бұрын
nyeah. LOL
@Taylorkaraoke3 жыл бұрын
I just love they way he says what he thinks and always stands by it
@jope95926 жыл бұрын
God the last clip... THANK YOU
@guesswutwoot6 жыл бұрын
That last lady was a lost person.. unbelievably emotion driven, angry and utterly fake. That forced laugh about the 'dick or twat' comment gave me cringe cancer.
@Threepwoot6 жыл бұрын
Threepwoot ... embodied every SJW out there
@HereForAStorm6 жыл бұрын
Threepwoot The phrase "cringe cancer" is bad enough.
@asupertramp9486 жыл бұрын
SJWs are so insecure they feel they need to fight other people's wars because it makes them feel special inside.
@thomasrainbow6 жыл бұрын
Threepwoot my knob and balls have cancer now b/c of that twat.
@aienatu6 жыл бұрын
watch some old Ronald Reagen speeches, should take care of it :)
@Threepwoot6 жыл бұрын
The entire interview where Bill was trashing the chairs was hilarious. And my respect goes to the interviewer who let Bill do his thing without interrupting him.
@existentialobserver65116 жыл бұрын
Being funny just comes natural for Bill Burr it's so organic, I love it
@Kawaiimuscles6 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest lines I have heard in a very long time. This chair should be in a museum for being the first prototype. This guys too funny.
@theindiediary59506 жыл бұрын
My only complaint... I wish it longer! Great vid
@BuckMcAntlerson6 жыл бұрын
“Im not gonna blow out my achilles and not be able to write a joke anymore” lmao
@prod.by3am1354 жыл бұрын
classic - one line to show how stupid the original question was - boom!
@GB37704 жыл бұрын
hes so genuinely angry. I love him
@billyblackattacks6 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is what all us repressed quiet dudes think we turn into when we're drunk haha. Love the dude, what I wouldn't give to have his level of wit.
@obscurebandfan6 жыл бұрын
I have his level of wit but it doesn't come to me until well after it's useful to have.
@chriscontrarian5522 жыл бұрын
That was badass
@miami80896 жыл бұрын
Miami 808 Got dat rite
@natepippen44706 жыл бұрын
" I'm an entrepreneur. I'm a Web person " . Yeah, right!!
@ManoloRafael6 жыл бұрын
"i also have 6 cats with no man in my life because they are never good enough to reach my financial wage"
@Jays_dead_cat4 жыл бұрын
"You were so worried about this matching this..."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@evahdarth44063 жыл бұрын
that last part... Pure Gold.
@aBraga123plays6 жыл бұрын
He embodies the phrase "I do not suffer fools gladly" Every single goddamn time, he pulls them up on their bullshit and every single goddamn times it's priceless. Gotta love ol' Billy Ball bag
@devilisdutch4 жыл бұрын
That girl who asked "can women be funny" wasn't expecting a yes as an answer
@xprog12414 жыл бұрын
Bill is just incredible. just so naturally funny.
@YourPalHDee6 жыл бұрын
“You were so worried about this matching this and now look at ya” XD
@rnadomj3 жыл бұрын
I like how he plays himself in the mandalorian
@Nathan__A3 жыл бұрын
He's in the Mandelorian? Maybe i should watch it. Is he is in it a lot or is it a small role?
@BiggerR103 жыл бұрын
Without giving too much away, he's in a couple of episodes. The show is definitely worth the watch. I definitely recommend watching it.
@Nathan__A3 жыл бұрын
Lmao "do you like apples"
@MilkSteak556 жыл бұрын
That's the highest level of chair related humor I've ever heard.
@daborshy40895 жыл бұрын
i needed that. thanks for the laughs
@pokerKKcrushr6 жыл бұрын
luv Burr
@HectorMMA6 жыл бұрын
Keep it simple
@anthonybenjamine37606 жыл бұрын
Count Yo money.
@billyhoyle95066 жыл бұрын
Omar El Kaddouri thats what she said. oh jeezus i went there ...zing
@MrBrooxy6 жыл бұрын
One of the best ones i saw. Keep it simple. , dont blow it , count ur money 🤣🤣
@petersz6 жыл бұрын
Anthony, Billy and Omar, are you guys professional accountants or something ?
@furrane6 жыл бұрын
Furrane yes
@anthonybenjamine37606 жыл бұрын
The chair bit is one of my favs.
@cheesegyoza3 жыл бұрын
dudes class love that show!
@truemattyz2 жыл бұрын
More please.
@ksosay16 жыл бұрын
Abby Normal *MOAR*
@lintottish6 жыл бұрын
That was so satisfying.
@averma326 жыл бұрын
Just like your mom.
@kennykash60896 жыл бұрын
"Just do wtf you wanna do and hopefully people respond to it" the secret to success - Bill Burr 2017
@inoffensiveusername46846 жыл бұрын
This guy is so authentic,i love it
@Bluecheeseorgofuckyomotha6 жыл бұрын
1:01 Are you good at math ? Do you like apples?
@giantslay3r7566 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, I really enjoy listening to Bill. He has no verbal filter which is the same for any knock about Aussie. He would fit in well here.
@Nulla01 Жыл бұрын
Idk man, maybe in the western suburbs but dudes near the water are trendy with their oats and avacado or whatever, Bill would laugh at them all the same!
@cybersteel8 Жыл бұрын
Bro, I love this guy. I hope nothing ever happens to him
@bm_xr71923 жыл бұрын
‘Do what the fuck you want to do and hopefully people will respond to it’ -BB All time hero
@infin8vibrations4 жыл бұрын
I've literally seen them all, and suddenly I get the biggest grin on my face again. Shocked that you left out the Conan interviews.
@dzt83966 жыл бұрын
͝Λ̷͝ d ̷Z̷૯ ̟t̟ ƛ I don't think he owned Conan like he owned those twats!
@bilalc44156 жыл бұрын
͝Λ̷͝ d ̷Z̷૯ ̟t̟ ƛ He and Conan actually get along and respect eachother. Conan is always having the best laughs with Bill in his show.
@kingragnork6 жыл бұрын
Well, in that case. Where's the Jimmy Fallon and Bill Maher interviews?
@dzt83966 жыл бұрын
Oh no! There you said it. Conan. Now I have to go on another Bill Burr on Conan binge watching trip. See ya in an hour or two.
@ancogaming6 жыл бұрын
͝Λ̷͝ d ̷Z̷૯ ̟t̟ ƛ n
@kevincarrolljr93336 жыл бұрын
I always love an honest and deserved in your face attitude even when it's in my own face. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. (Except for Herpes).
@billiehansen62176 жыл бұрын
I wish they would've finished the last clip. He gave some of the best advice I've ever heard to any young comedian.
@joshb89766 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the upload
@deanjordan60456 жыл бұрын
What a fucking legend.
@PoeticJustice056 жыл бұрын
PoeticJustice05 🎤👌yepper
@natepippen44706 жыл бұрын
I hate when they split the interviews. Youre not Tarantino .
@derptacious38544 жыл бұрын
Bruh 😂😂
@ThornRoseLM4 жыл бұрын
@@ThornRoseLM Did you read the comment in Bill's voice too? :'-D
@44BlueFoxes4 жыл бұрын
Kel McGowan yeah😂😂
@ThornRoseLM4 жыл бұрын
lol
@parsadolatabadi39653 жыл бұрын
You have to love that guy!
@underdog11174 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest comedians of all time. Period.
@spurs_77986 жыл бұрын
“I’m an entrepreneur I’m a white person”
@gingerninja33324 жыл бұрын
Why the hell hasn't Kuby been on Better Call Saul yet? I really hope he makes an appearance, he was easily my favorite of the recurring minor characters.
@robertriter40776 жыл бұрын
Robert Riter probably because he looks a lot older for a show that's supposed to be a prequel lol. then again all the other people have been on lol
@stevangonzalez59086 жыл бұрын
most underrated comedian of our generation! He is a preacher....
@1abi076 жыл бұрын
that last bit was hilarious
@sinhaentertainments83982 жыл бұрын
Are you good at math, do you like apples? Toooooo good :D:D:D
@LoopingLui696 жыл бұрын
The 57 people who disliked this should be put through the fucking wall.
@paulandrei73006 жыл бұрын
“You were so worried about this matching this, now look at you” Haha I’m dead
@AS-zn6wp3 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is a weird amalgam of rage and rational thought tied together with humor, bless his freckled scalp and may he go one roasting dummies for a long time.
@Wruce_Bayne6 жыл бұрын
He didn't stop a train in breaking bad that was the other ginger.
@michaelsherfield37496 жыл бұрын
Todd!
@drb2k6 жыл бұрын
No, Todd wasn't the one who stopped it
@darkartsdabbler24074 жыл бұрын
Except he did. He was driving the truck and stopped it in the middle of the railroad tracks.
@rishis84892 жыл бұрын
Fuckin Legend !
@abhimanyusg16726 жыл бұрын
in tears..he's hillarious
@calvinzhobbes19776 жыл бұрын
"You were so worried about this matchin' this, and now look atcha."
@stuartsmith16516 жыл бұрын
2:22 when God asks you how did you do in earth?
@someiranian18404 жыл бұрын
nice 🤣
@taylordrn38714 жыл бұрын
That last girl had some psycho vibes going on
@jberczi66 жыл бұрын
She was fucking nuts...
@tommyo24503 жыл бұрын
This guy bro ! One of a kind !!
@ajsoriano88036 жыл бұрын
A rare breed these days. A real man to the core. A man's man.
@golmaal1384 жыл бұрын
The last one was kinda just him destroying reddit keyboard warriors.
@mattyice20994 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? He was talking about the girl not the people she was talking about.
@MinnWasTaken3 жыл бұрын
Feminists are SO ANGRY! That chick at the end shoving her mic in his face aggressively! "Can women be funny?!" Bill had a WTF you jumping out at me like that, look on his face.
@nothingleft34736 жыл бұрын
Nothing Left you're not smart
@darkartsdabbler24074 жыл бұрын
Feminists will always be angry. They are insatiable in search of validation for their own unjustified behavior, under the guise of equality will demand all the privileges of being a man without the negatives because they are trying to pick and choose how they can live a life void of effort. However, it will never work.
@pnewm103 жыл бұрын
Dark Arts Dabbler why so salty?
@Cj-xt6tv3 жыл бұрын
@@darkartsdabbler2407 And let me guess, you are with your gender studies and liberal arts degrees as you chastise every Starbucks customer that comes through your line?
@nothingleft34733 жыл бұрын
This guy is a LEGEND!
@blaze37664 жыл бұрын
“This should be in a museum as the prototype” lmao um what the fuck he is so effortlessly hilarious
"Why would you say I have a horrible theory without checking with me first?" Seriously.
yeah, but.... whats your social security number though?!
you say that like we don't have an "elected" government that consistently bases its policy decisions over the last 100 years on a long list of terrible notions unworthy of the term "theory". If anything, that ignorant sports host was being American as fuck.
Dude, that was really funny! As a German, I don't usually interfere when it comes to US American politics, but a guy can have a laugh, right?
haha by all means enjoy it. When you step into a muddy puddle, someone else may as well find a laugh from your misfortune...
youre an accessory comment. youre worn by the real comment and u think youre important.
Quite possibly the most authentic person I've ever heard.
Interesting you'd say that since in all of these clips he's basically still in his comedian character/persona :D
George Carlin died as a really unknown comic? wtf are you talking about lmao
MrKalashnik0va Unknown maybe if you were born past 2005 lol
he is the best! Greg Giraldo was better but Greg is dead. Love Bill Burr
MrKalashnik0va I notice a lot of similarities in them how they can talk about nothing and make you reconsider your whole stance on it. The main difference is their delivery
Whoa, that makes me respect him even more. not that he gives a shit about my respect
That's why you respect him LOL.
aaahh, thanks john, that's sweet.
NARKISDUDE... LMAO. Exactly!!!! now your getting it
This is the epitome of KZhead comments. Narkisdude says bills cool and then some anonymous troll named Joe Doe, which is super original for an anonymous name by the way, just needs to say something to makes us realize his parents wished they didnt just practice the pull out method.
LOL so he's on my team in a sense.
"You were too worried about this matching this, now look at you" I died
Just imagine how much time he has to spend on that POS hairdo every morning. I can't imagine looking in the mirror, seeing that tangled mess of hair, and thinking "perfect!"
That last one, LOL. She tried to get him tied up in a feud, and failed. He's an escape artist (psychological).
oh thanks for clarification. i thought you meant physically!
Your comment made my day.
I guess it comes with dealing with Nia all the time.
He didn't "escape", he went head-on and gave his genuine opinion. It's just that his genuine opinion completely killed that loaded question.
that chick's level of vindication shot through the roof when he said that... women can be funny, but I bet she's not
"Eh, are ya good at Math, do you like apples?" Funny as fuck.
Chick at the end didn't even realize she was getting messed with.
Ceroki No, I think she was just cool with it and took a joke without being offended. It's just you expecting to see her offended right away, but she wasn't, nothing more..
@@boba___ She is obviously a cokehead
@@boba___ eh, maybe. She looked irritated at first but then Bill hit a home run and she had no room to bitch.
also tried to make it a race thing. "I'm an entreprenuer, I'm white" WTF was that?
Laughing like a horseface!
That last one is gold. Trying to make it a boy vs girl whatever. Burr said it best - it doesnt matter. If youre funny, youre funny.
also tried to make it a race thing. "I'm an entreprenuer, I'm white" WTF was that?
Remember the boy Vs. Girl period in middle school? Apparently that stuck around.....
@@aczeartk7032 wth is that? Never heard of it
@@Ndasuunye I think they're talking about when little kids are uncomfortable with the opposite sex, so they say stuff like "boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider"
@@Ndasuunye Seriously?
This is it, this right here is why he's my favorite comedian
Marc Alcatraz ur favourite comedian has taken his essence of funny from patrice o neal.
Blood0cean So? He's also naturally funny and tells different stories and has different views than Patrice. It's not like he's ripping off jokes, so why do you care if the style is similar?
patrice is original and better at it.... its like watching any above avg black comic in the 80s after the eddie boom.
Blood0cean He's funny, witty and entertains you to the core..does your life have any other purpose than talking shit?
i never found patrice funny he exaggerated so much ..
No, That's a good will hunting question I've answered for 15 years, are you good at math d'ya like apples? 😁
My boys wicked smaaht
It's a 1 year old comment lmfaoooo y u git trigd
hmm
"I don't like the sound of dem apples, Will. Whadda we gonna do?" "Applesauce, bitch"
Its not your fault
"Yeah, I wasn't a cop." "What were you then?" "I was a piece of shit." God Bless you Bill.
"Just do what you want to do, and hopefully people respond to it." Best life advice ever.
Can women be funny? *punches him with the microphone*
ThePotatusMan well in her defense...it was funny
ThePotatusMan how the fuck do you make comments in bold??? That's all I want to know!
Marcin **bold**
Marcin Use asterisks(*), one before the word or sentence you want to make bold and the other after it. **asterisks** makes my 'bold' *bold* .
if i remember correctly, you use two of these _ to make _italics_
"the one comedy line that is working is me shitting on this chair.. WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME??!" lmao
"I'm not an athlete. I'm not gonna blow an Achilles and not be able to write a joke anymore." Fucking amazing comeback.
The feminist chick didn't even realize it until 2 second after he'd killed her
Im pretty sure Bills response was exactly what she was looking for. She seemed to be enjoying the rant, idk if you watched the full clip.
@@caramia6681 What? alls I was saying is they appear to be on the same side and she's just playing devils advocate.
@@caramia6681 I find it amusing how she qualifies all men who say the simple truth that women can't be funny without making it sexual as "angry". What she really wanted to call them was "incels". Typical thot. Nothing but shaming language. Words are magic spells to women.
@@MrDillon744 that wasn't the reaction she wanted. She looked really awkward towards the end of the interview. She came in there with an agenda. Obvious feminist. Bill told her the truth which isn't what she wanted to hear
@@irishpanic Have you ever seen an "obviously feminist" just stand there and nod with a smile, during something like that? If she was trying to virtue signal then it was a really weak attempt.
Bill Burr restores my faith in humanity
Wish he would've put Colbert in his place during their sit down.
Big Hush Yeah, colbert needed some tough love that night.
Sounds like you're a snowflake
What video are you talking about?
adamo36532 Bill Burr was recently on Colbert’s show and you could see how uncomfortable Colbert was during the whole thing because he doesn’t know how to handle Bill Burr.
Yes but if you look at his comment it is from 3 months ago
Leave it to bill burr to call a woman stupid by saying “look at how beautiful you are”
Weston Anderson his point was that as a beautiful woman she should understand that there are lots of creepy people out there and that's why he doesn't want to give out information. He wasn't calling her stupid, pay attention
@@darkartsdabbler2407 but he was also making her look like an idiot by pointing out the fact she completely forgot the most basic rule of the internet, so i'd say he's still calling her a fucking idiot lol
Kishin Slayer nice, you get it
@@darkartsdabbler2407 there is a theory that beautiful women don't need to be smart to get by in life, the better they look, the less effort they need to put in (apart from maintaining said looks) to achieve their goals, the tone Bill said that to her was basically - shut up stupid! and there was more along the same line later in that interview, it didn't stop at that one question from her, so yes, Bills comment was definitely about her intelligence
@@dsfs17987 lol, that's not a theory. That's a fact.
I love how Bill Burr does everything on his own terms. Every interview I've ever seen with him has him sneaking away with control of the conversation. He's a genius.
This is why Bill is my favorite. He’s not being a comedian, it’s simply just the way he is
Starts out with "it's a bad theory". This will go well lol
"You didn't do your research. You were so worried about this matching this - and now look at you!" lol that was the best 3-second roast of a person.
AW MAN!!!! I FUKN LOST IT!!! when he said, blow out an Achilles and never write a joke again
@JustinBieber yes it is, so does your name
"Just write your own jokes"
Angry schumer noises*
“Yeah it was kinda a big show” Lol
Fer meee, this was a good video.
IntensePeppers for meeeeeeeeee
I'm gonna show this video to the *family back east*
zip
that was some cold lotion
I just feel like, for meeeeee...
Deals with every one of these crappy interviewers, under-researched, or just plain stupid questions and comments in exactly the right way- gotta love Bill! 👍🏻👍🏻
This made my day
Fax
1:30 her reaction to being called beautiful is honestly adorable lol
"Oh my God, I love you but I hate this set.". What an epic delivery.
This switching from interview to back to the other interview is giving me whiplash
His honesty is so refreshing.
0:43 bill trying so hard not to say "fuck". XD
i wish to god i could put the amount of passion into insane n crazed rants the way this man does. i really gotta change my entire thing now
Kristine Leahy's reaction when Bill says look at how beautiful you are 😂 1:30
I love how you can see that "uuUUUuuUuUUgh" look on his face when that girl's complaining at the end.
"Can women be funny?" "N- Yes, of course."
nyeah. LOL
I just love they way he says what he thinks and always stands by it
God the last clip... THANK YOU
That last lady was a lost person.. unbelievably emotion driven, angry and utterly fake. That forced laugh about the 'dick or twat' comment gave me cringe cancer.
Threepwoot ... embodied every SJW out there
Threepwoot The phrase "cringe cancer" is bad enough.
SJWs are so insecure they feel they need to fight other people's wars because it makes them feel special inside.
Threepwoot my knob and balls have cancer now b/c of that twat.
watch some old Ronald Reagen speeches, should take care of it :)
The entire interview where Bill was trashing the chairs was hilarious. And my respect goes to the interviewer who let Bill do his thing without interrupting him.
Being funny just comes natural for Bill Burr it's so organic, I love it
One of the funniest lines I have heard in a very long time. This chair should be in a museum for being the first prototype. This guys too funny.
My only complaint... I wish it longer! Great vid
“Im not gonna blow out my achilles and not be able to write a joke anymore” lmao
classic - one line to show how stupid the original question was - boom!
hes so genuinely angry. I love him
Bill Burr is what all us repressed quiet dudes think we turn into when we're drunk haha. Love the dude, what I wouldn't give to have his level of wit.
I have his level of wit but it doesn't come to me until well after it's useful to have.
That was badass
Miami 808 Got dat rite
" I'm an entrepreneur. I'm a Web person " . Yeah, right!!
"i also have 6 cats with no man in my life because they are never good enough to reach my financial wage"
"You were so worried about this matching this..."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
that last part... Pure Gold.
He embodies the phrase "I do not suffer fools gladly" Every single goddamn time, he pulls them up on their bullshit and every single goddamn times it's priceless. Gotta love ol' Billy Ball bag
That girl who asked "can women be funny" wasn't expecting a yes as an answer
Bill is just incredible. just so naturally funny.
“You were so worried about this matching this and now look at ya” XD
I like how he plays himself in the mandalorian
He's in the Mandelorian? Maybe i should watch it. Is he is in it a lot or is it a small role?
Without giving too much away, he's in a couple of episodes. The show is definitely worth the watch. I definitely recommend watching it.
Lmao "do you like apples"
That's the highest level of chair related humor I've ever heard.
i needed that. thanks for the laughs
luv Burr
Keep it simple
Count Yo money.
Omar El Kaddouri thats what she said. oh jeezus i went there ...zing
One of the best ones i saw. Keep it simple. , dont blow it , count ur money 🤣🤣
Anthony, Billy and Omar, are you guys professional accountants or something ?
Furrane yes
The chair bit is one of my favs.
dudes class love that show!
More please.
Abby Normal *MOAR*
That was so satisfying.
Just like your mom.
"Just do wtf you wanna do and hopefully people respond to it" the secret to success - Bill Burr 2017
This guy is so authentic,i love it
1:01 Are you good at math ? Do you like apples?
As an Aussie, I really enjoy listening to Bill. He has no verbal filter which is the same for any knock about Aussie. He would fit in well here.
Idk man, maybe in the western suburbs but dudes near the water are trendy with their oats and avacado or whatever, Bill would laugh at them all the same!
Bro, I love this guy. I hope nothing ever happens to him
‘Do what the fuck you want to do and hopefully people will respond to it’ -BB All time hero
I've literally seen them all, and suddenly I get the biggest grin on my face again. Shocked that you left out the Conan interviews.
͝Λ̷͝ d ̷Z̷૯ ̟t̟ ƛ I don't think he owned Conan like he owned those twats!
͝Λ̷͝ d ̷Z̷૯ ̟t̟ ƛ He and Conan actually get along and respect eachother. Conan is always having the best laughs with Bill in his show.
Well, in that case. Where's the Jimmy Fallon and Bill Maher interviews?
Oh no! There you said it. Conan. Now I have to go on another Bill Burr on Conan binge watching trip. See ya in an hour or two.
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I always love an honest and deserved in your face attitude even when it's in my own face. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. (Except for Herpes).
I wish they would've finished the last clip. He gave some of the best advice I've ever heard to any young comedian.
Thanks for the upload
What a fucking legend.
PoeticJustice05 🎤👌yepper
I hate when they split the interviews. Youre not Tarantino .
Bruh 😂😂
@@ThornRoseLM Did you read the comment in Bill's voice too? :'-D
Kel McGowan yeah😂😂
lol
You have to love that guy!
One of the greatest comedians of all time. Period.
“I’m an entrepreneur I’m a white person”
Why the hell hasn't Kuby been on Better Call Saul yet? I really hope he makes an appearance, he was easily my favorite of the recurring minor characters.
Robert Riter probably because he looks a lot older for a show that's supposed to be a prequel lol. then again all the other people have been on lol
most underrated comedian of our generation! He is a preacher....
that last bit was hilarious
Are you good at math, do you like apples? Toooooo good :D:D:D
The 57 people who disliked this should be put through the fucking wall.
“You were so worried about this matching this, now look at you” Haha I’m dead
Bill Burr is a weird amalgam of rage and rational thought tied together with humor, bless his freckled scalp and may he go one roasting dummies for a long time.
He didn't stop a train in breaking bad that was the other ginger.
Todd!
No, Todd wasn't the one who stopped it
Except he did. He was driving the truck and stopped it in the middle of the railroad tracks.
Fuckin Legend !
in tears..he's hillarious
"You were so worried about this matchin' this, and now look atcha."
2:22 when God asks you how did you do in earth?
nice 🤣
That last girl had some psycho vibes going on
She was fucking nuts...
This guy bro ! One of a kind !!
A rare breed these days. A real man to the core. A man's man.
The last one was kinda just him destroying reddit keyboard warriors.
What do you mean? He was talking about the girl not the people she was talking about.
Feminists are SO ANGRY! That chick at the end shoving her mic in his face aggressively! "Can women be funny?!" Bill had a WTF you jumping out at me like that, look on his face.
Nothing Left you're not smart
Feminists will always be angry. They are insatiable in search of validation for their own unjustified behavior, under the guise of equality will demand all the privileges of being a man without the negatives because they are trying to pick and choose how they can live a life void of effort. However, it will never work.
Dark Arts Dabbler why so salty?
@@darkartsdabbler2407 And let me guess, you are with your gender studies and liberal arts degrees as you chastise every Starbucks customer that comes through your line?
This guy is a LEGEND!
“This should be in a museum as the prototype” lmao um what the fuck he is so effortlessly hilarious