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6:00 for those of you who don't speak Spanish, he was actually saying "I can't help you, I'm taping" or "I can't help, I'm the paparazzi". Some friends!!
Gotta love /r/DontHelpJustFilm...
Parece chistoso pero es en verdad absurdo que por estar filmando no ayude a recuperar la moto. Y si fuera de él??? Que idiota!!!
3 boys and 1 man.
ayudame weyyy dice, se ve que ese era el dueño de la moto
@@simonrodriguez8064 Mas idiota el que metio la moto al rio.
At 5:00, the part where the second guy tries to retrieve the bike going down river asking for help, and the person filming is just laughing and keeps filming lmao what a great friend! 🤣 🤣 🤣
That’s how you know you have a best friend when they just kaugh
*laugh
"No puedo, soy el paparazzi!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@AlejoElConejo jajajaja 🤣 😂
It's sickening
8:15 That car has some major horsepower 😆
5:24 man: beg for help his friend: laugh and record
That ambulance getting side hit was just scary af
Technically wasn’t an ambulance
German red cross
The BMW driver is going by public transport for some years to come.
Only thing worse than going to the hospital by ambulance is when they have to make 2 trips because they forgot something. LOl
@@andreasarnoalthofsobottka2928 no. In germany maybe 20€ fine.
3:32 is wine flushing out of the bin.
I lost it at the guys trying to pull the bike out of the river 😂
Ajuda-me!!!!
All I could think was... Let it go, let it go Can't hold onto it anymore Let it go, let it go-o
With the cameraman staying dedicated to his duties and not helping 😂
9:16 that black charger had a skilled driver.
What the dude on his bike on ice expected? Absolutely derserved😂
Ice thickness is hard to judge...but it was pretty obvious even to video viewers that this wasn't very thick.
That sucked…. That little bike was dope.
@@Fauxknight all the time, money, and effort they put into studding the tires. Yet failed to consider the ice thickness..
Same with the guy at 4:30 who thought GPS should override basic common sense.
9:38 the guy in the back fell over while running away lol
No he dove out of the way
The gondola driver bonking his head had me crying!🤣
I dont know Italian, but the guy said something about Roberto Pruzzo, who was a famous Italian soccer player in the 80s, known for his heading ability :)
It was most likely staged for tourist entertainment. Those gondoliers spend more time on the canals than their homes and know them to the millimetre.
That was not funny at all.
the man at 10:59 was like he was doing the right thing, "You're the who's driving" 😆
Wow that person who hit the ambulance is gonna be so f’ed, you can tell he was speeding too!
It was so shocking
Well, the worst part on it, even when there is a video, he will probably get away with it. German law is totally stupid in such cases.
@@JackMacLupus And you know that because...? No, he won't get away with it, but tbh he won't be in jail for that stupid speeding in town. But I do hope that the BMW driver will have to suffer for AT LEAST the next 4 weeks straight severe pain.
@@5ShotProductions I know that, because i saw people getting away who caused accidents where two people died. Reason? They, where, drunk. Yeah, you heard right, the court accepted that they where drunk and didnt knew what they where doing as an excuse to speed through the city 3 times faster than allowed and killing two people in a crash with a taxi. But that "excuse" is bullshit, because i never saw someone who was drunk against his/her will. Like i said, the german law is awfully stupid in such reasons. You sometimes go into jail longer for theft than for murder. I see it so many times, it makes me sick. And in this case there will be surely people who will try to push the fault to the driver of the ambulance. (This happened before too!) But at least in this case the video will be a VERY good "Exhibit 1" since it shows everything necessary to proove the ambulance driver is not at fault. (Lights and Siren where on, he was driving slowly, he was looking into the right direction, etc.)
@@JackMacLupus I do get the point, don't get me wrong. Our German law is very often very stupid or unreasonable. But in this clear case I do think the driver will get a lot of trouble because of the video evidence. You don't go to jail for a crash like these (Sadly!), but my guess is he will be fined with a decent amount of money, at least 3 months of a suspended drivers license, a few points in Flensburg and my wish is that this mf will have the joy of getting in touch with the MPU. Auf jeden Fall wird er eine Menge Ärger für den Crash bekommen. Viele Grüße, Philipp
2:07 dude is so lucky one of those spikes didn't go down on his back... He would have been ripped open.
I must have rewinded the Italian singer at 2:48 at least 100 times 🤣
bonk
I still can't believe that he knew to duck for the side of that bridge(?) but not to stay down until they cleared it completely.
@@themirrorsofmymind Definitely staged for tourist giggles.
8:13 Now that's real horse power 🤣
Dublin north side never disappoints 😅
Even the Amish tend to use SUVs nowadays.
11:46 This guy is really lucky, what hit him in the face was just the handle of the tool, if it was a gear, the consequences would be terrible
That's why you're supposed to keep both hands on it. It didn't even have a stopper, so if it stayed on him it would've just kept going and... well... doing its job at him
Not luck, skill issue.
Would you say the consequences would never be the same? :3
And it was fun to watch and he can learn something new:)
Yea circular saws and hand-tools like that one are some of the most dangerous if miss used. He's reaching way to high up which is throwing off his stability, should have both hands on the tool, and I can't tell if he's engaged the saw before attempting the cut or not. A good learning lesson here.
0:47 i don´t think i ever saw a man so scared for his life 😂😂
Camera was there for a reason
I don't know if they're Australian or New Zealanders, but the chap carrying the sofa in the road and the comment "You're the one who's driving!" had me in fits! 😆😆
Probably kiwi students in Dunedin. They do daft things like this
It's Aussie. 100%. And definitely not duniden.
6:43 *Task Failed Successfully*
4:56 I like how that guy went in to save the bike and then was yelling at his friends to come help they have to do it quickly
I would be so pissed off at the guy who keeps recording the video instead of helping.
@@suedenim he was probably shot after they couldn't save the bike. He was saying that his job was to record haha.
Running water as in a stream or river is often more powerful than it looks. Water weighs 64 pounds per cubic foot, so if you enter a stream with an object that has 2 square feet and the water is flowing 10 mph, that's a fair amount of push. I'm not saying those are the actual figures that apply to this video, but you get the idea.
"¡Ayuda huevon!", si es Chile.. Yep, its Chile...
I couldn't help but laugh at the fact his buddy just followed along down stream just giggling. If I was in that situation though, yes, I'd definitely be pissed.
0:59 yep, typical BMW driver
“Gotta come rescue the stupid American tourists.” Freaking loved that! It just got me laughing!
Lol. I had one totally thinking I was jesting her when she said she was going for a swim at The Esplanade and I said to her that would be a bad idea. She said of COURSE she's going for a swim. So I say she'll be swimming with irukandjis and crocs. Off she trotted. I call after her, "Make sure you read the signs and ask yourself why absolutely no one else is anywhere near the water!" I live in Cairns, Australia.
@@fionamackie3357 never mess with wildlife. Even a cute little squirrel can be terrifying! Hopefully, she didn’t become a fatality of stupidity.
@@icarusbinns3156 it would have been hard for her to miss the croc warning signs and the fact there's absolutely noone in the water. The irukandjis had struck 7 people that week, so I told her to check out the news on those, too. Honestly, though, who comes somewhere like here without looking up that stuff?? It's Australia. Everyone knows we have bitey, stingy, things. It's not a secret.
If they are stuck in that 6 inches of snow, they must be from Florida
@@fionamackie3357 yup. Everything will try to kill you. Especially stupidity.
6:38 he was ready to be eaten! Right into the shopping cart, LOL!
0:50 That is beyond unbelievable with the ambulance. I hope that moron that ran smack into it got arrested. What an idiot! That was completely thoughtless.
In Germany you don`t get arrested for such things. Fine is about €150.
Dude just sat in the middle of the intersection what do u expect lmao
That’s what the lights an the sirens are for
@@JM-oy5yv Ummm its an emergency vehicle with its lights and siren on, u dingus
@@JM-oy5yv This looked like speeding up to catch the green light. What an idiot. No way that was just 50 km/h (most likely speed limit there)
6:02 I really don't understand why, in US English, people who are frightened are called "chicken". Some of these barnyard fowl are pretty gutsy . . . .
Right? Momma hens and cocky roosters are vicious animals. I still have scars on my calves from a rooster that ambushed me out of nowhere and struck me like a maniac multiple times. Felt like I was getting electrocuted. Everyday I fed it and his hen wifeys for almost a year. 😪
In English, chickens are scared and run away. Try catching a chicken, and you will know how frightened they are. However roosters are different - they attack, which is why they are called Cocks.
English speakers have all sorts of fun idioms! It is why I am excited to be learning it.
@@user-me4or7to9k The fact that you used the word “idioms”, you’ll be just fine.
@@johncoops6897"Chicken" encompasses males and females. Cocks/roosters and hens. So if it only means he's and not cocks, the idiom should be "hen" but it isn't, it's chicken (I.e. both/either sex). The etymology must be something else.
9:15 that's some fast and furious stuff
1:21 typical northern British laughter 😂😂😂
I been struck by lightning, so that first clip made me jump. Horrible feeling. That was pretty awesome to see and glad she was alright. Awesome fails again. Was fun to watch . Great video
It hit the tree behind her, not her.
@Kris Nicholson "The floor was wet too"...that's really not how that works.
@@ringosis ya it is electricity can pass through water
If you jumped, it didn't kill you.
I call bullsh*t. You were never struck by lightning. Stop attention seeking pal
I love it that the polish curse words are not bleeped 🤣🤣🤣 And that chicks suitcase did what so many of us wish we could do And the guy that lost his thunderboxes 🤣🤣🤣
I think they only bleep the english curses, because either: 1) FailArmy's editor doesn't know what the other languages are saying (otherwise we'd get english subs of them), or 2) KZhead's excessive-cursing demonitization rule only applies to english, maybe...?
most of them are RUSSIAN curse words, not Polish. I also wander why 90% of clips in this video are russian?
@@wheelerzg76 Probably because Russia is the OG "everyone has a dashcam" country, so there's simply more footage to pull from? And nie, I definitely heard several kurwas yelled in there, so there's definitely some angry Poles featured, too.
MOMMY WHAT DOES KURVA MEAN ???
Repent to Jesus Christ “Then he said to them, “My soul is overwhelmed with sorrow to the point of death. Stay here and keep watch with me.”” Matthew 26:38 NIV K
3:27 - Noxious chemicals or strawberry syrup?
There is just something so much more funny about hearing their reaction to the fail in a foreign language.
Spanish isn't foreign in the USA. Its our second language. Anyone refusing to learn at least conversational Spanish is just being silly. Its fun and easy.
@@mawi1172 Anyone assuming that anyone commenting in english on youtube is from the usa is just being silly.
YOB TVAYU MATY when the motorbike sank thru the ice was the most distinct, I guess
Guy with that falling fence at 2:19 was super lucky those spikes didn't hit his leg. Would of torn his leg apart! 🦵 💀
immediately think about it, and how many such situations occur in the world. be careful before you do anything
I'm pretty sure it could destroys someone's leg, permanently. A thief once climbed that kind of a gate to stole a bird contestant of a chirping bird competition (yes that's a thing in my country). He fell and ripped his leg open, failed miserably to stole the bird and alerted everyone. Dunno how he got away with one leg ripped off tho
I wonder if he ever got the fence lifted back up himself.
True, a lot of things could've gone wrong. I thought it could have hit his kidneys, or fall on his neck, I've seen people die like that.
@@hanikazuha what country if I may ask? I'm in Arizona in the US and we get same thing..
Some of these fails were quite scary.
The bear could have probably heavily injured and/or killed one of cyclists
That's what I thought
The helicopter blades can fracture and fly through the air like shrapnel, they can make mince meat out of you in an instant.
@@mscir noooo really?
I agree. 😅 Glad I haven't been in any similar situations!😅
3:39 "Oh no. I shoulda never have eaten taco bell last night." 😂
It did sound like the building farted 😂
3:43 literally sounded like someone with explosive diharia
Actually they feed off the building with Taco Bell
OMG that gondola guy 🤣 First day on the job? Guess "ducking under a bridge until the boat clears all the way" wasn't in the orientation video 😂😂😂
These videos have taught me one thing; far too many human beings seem to lack basic motor skills - and I don't mean driving. I mean, understanding basic physics. I weep for our species.
Weep on
That is the first time I’ve seen a truck with exactly 1 horse power, this year.
except the average horse has like 14-15 horsepower... which doesn't make sense from the stupid way they named horse power lol...
@@AyaWetts that's not exactly true. A horse might be able to do 14-15 horse power for a couple of minutes, but that's not the kind of work horsepower was named after. Horsepower is compared to the kind of work a horse could do consistently for a working day without... you know.... dying. That's how people who used horses for power used horses for power.
That makes so much sense, thank you But then we go and rate our engines for what they can only do for maybe a couple of minutes at a time, lol
I love how you can tell who the friends and family are... they're the ones laughing the hardest! 🤣
8:57 that was nice.
00:58 "Call an ambulance" - "BUT NOT FOR ME"
That is absolutely not funny
That guy singing on the gondola then hitting his head at 2:54 is the best clip!
It was a gag, he hit the bridge with the pole...
@@nicholascrow8133 I'm sure it was but it was a good one
@@Inspector-71 Totally, by the looks of it, he does it all the time, but never gets bored of it! Man is cruising life
2:56
10:09 embarrassing as hell, but honestly a really good save
9:21 driver in black car 👍🙌🤟
4:55 Watching the guys unsuccessfully trying to pull the motorcycle out of the river shouting in an incomprehensible language was hilariously funny !
It's spanish, from Chile. They're asking for help and the guy recording simply replies, 'no, I can't I'm recording, I'm the paparazzi.' Hilarious Indeed.
Incomprehensible? What are You talking about? It's clearly spanish. XD
Nooooooo
LOL
No seas ignorante!!!
Glad to see that last kid having so much fun on his new trampoline
He needs his hide tanned all day long! 😂
Dad told him he couldn't play until after he'd washed the car!
Lightning never strikes the same spot twice First clip: *lightning striking the same spot 5 times in a row*
8:19 - When current fuel prices are just too high 😂
well you can not beat that kinda horse power tho lol
Can we really not figure out how parking brakes work xD. Some of these people, I swear.
I know, right? This channel is loaded with them.
The showerhead at the end it was made me laugh most.🤣
NEVER LEAVE YOUR CAR IN NEUTRAL EVER God it's that simple
Manual gears are too much for most of them so it's no surprise a parking brake is also beyond them.
Yeah, I will never understand that. I am absolutly paranoid about engaging my parking break and do so religiously, no matter how flat the street.
12:00 I like the way "he pulled out in front of me when I was doing 90" is translated as "not doing naughty". The Aussie accent strikes again. 🙃
It's actually a New Zealander. Their accent is markedly different from us Aussies.
5:45 worst friends ever lol
5:50 ... I don't care if the guy filming is a friend or relative, I would never speak to him again in my life.
0:42 I felt that. Been there, it's a horrible feeling to hurt someone that you didn't intend on..but funny to watch.
I pray that those you have hurt are alive
@@imtiazu8 oh ok lol..wtf? they just let anyone on here.
Defo. That clip was hard to watch, one half of you feels bad for the girl, the other half of you feel bad for the guy. Nobody wins.
I thought that the ambulance video that followed that clip was the sequel.
0:35 this one feels so good
8:45 I was thinking, "Yeah. Ok..it's a drone taking the video. That's pretty good control of the drone. If it's a drone. If not...wtf? How did you not get clobbered by the cars?" 🤔
A lot a Dutch ones. Even though I find most painful ones not laughable (The glasses on the grinder guy saved his eyes) the Italian guy hitting his head combined with the sound was seriously funny.. The Ozzy slang translation was funny too.. Naughty? I think he was doing about 90.. And I'm not even Australian.
Yeah, for the Ozzy one the bleeps AND the *** of the text really destroys how funny it is. Only Australians would know what was actually being said (because lots of us speak like that or worse LOL). Many words bleeped out aren't even rude. The last word was Vanker with a W (is that banned on KZhead?).
Just 2 or 3 Dutch ones…
@@johncoops6897 I spoke to a couple of Australian girls on cam once. I had a very hard time understanding them, even though I have spoken to other Australians with no problems.
@@tattooedman42 only the ones from sydney and Malborne can speak English
Isn't it Aussie or is Ozzy just another term? 🤔
0:58 I was NOT expecting that to happen. I mean what was that person thinking, flying by.
of course its a fucking BMW..
German BMW drivers, what do you expect
@@SirPatrickStar302 Well I wasn't expecting What ever that was
WTF was that idiot in the BMW thinking?!
The brand that shouts "I'M BETTER THAN YOU" with every mile
Hahahahahahah! All you gotta see is 0:40 for the win! 🤣🏆👊🏽
Mad respect to the guy that jumped to save the bike.
Yup, the first guy just let it go and the second guy saved it... My guess is that the second guy is the actual owner.
@@SimonASNG Probably, it was just a test ride.
@@blackraven7452 or one of those tour rentals
Plot twist, it was his bike
@@yossariandunbar2829 it's a bit of work but it can be torn down and rebuilt
These fails makes our days better
Thx
Mate that first clip was a proper scare 🤣
The guys with the motorcycle in the stream was hilarious....I waited for the waterfall 🤣
Ohh how refreshing was to see full screen videos again. Well done, people, you still have salvation.
We're all laughing at them at 8:18, but we know that it's actually a win.
yup. 10/10 i'd ride it!!!!
@@thekaren1111 yeah!! that horse was stepping proudly!!
Gyppomobile
That lift kit is really sick and the amount of horsepower
That was not a fail. That was creative use of resources, and kind of awesome
What other mods will the guy do? After market exhaust? Twin turbo it? 🤔
@@OnePulsar You mean twin horse it? :D
9:24 Anyone: Doesn't speak English Americans: Is that gibberish????1111
Hits her with the soccer ball and then goes for his phone hahahahaha
This is one of the best fail army's in a long time. Excellent curation
One of the best failarmy videos I've seen in years. 😂👍
The gondola scene is hilarious. 😆😆😆
Ok so I rarely laugh out loud while watching these kinds of videos, with most of it being a slight chuckle. But my god, that “modern” buggy at 8:10 tickled me in a way that I couldn’t keep quiet hahaha!
3:48 I thought it was a fart, I got scared 🤣🤣🤣
LOL
bruh
The guy at 5:28 just kept laughing and recording the video but didn't came to help ! lol
Not only that, the were yelling and cursing the guy recording the video to stop that, and he responded "I can't, I'm the paparazzi!" 🤣
i love when ur best friend help u by just keep on recording..... What a legend XD
4:49 el típico chileno, por eso amo mi país Chile
FailArmy rocks! Absolutely love this compilation 😂
8:18 Ah Dublin. Even without the Taxi going by, you could tell that this was Ballyfermot....
Omg, the gondola guy had me rolling. like, he ducked for first part, but still got jacked. lol.. that's the funniest
3:38 : That's what happens, when you don't do your homework: 1. He messed up the test detonation the day prior 2. He "missed", that there was a steel structure in the bottom - notice the garage doors But hey, it only took out a corner on a library...
Zaskakująco dużo Polaków na tym filmie xD
Racja i to piękne kurrr…
@@onokolanin1851 No nie wiem czy jest się czym szczycić 😃
No widzisz, no widzisz, jeszcze nieszczęście jakieś zrobisz...
XD
I to słynne "ku*wa" kiedy coś się nie uda :D
:43 and that's how you end a relationship...LOL
Great video! I laughed really hard during the part when the guy in the off road thingy flipped upside down.
That’s tire one 🤣🤣 imagine the people like “ wonder why we are driving smooth?”
9:00 watching that at 0.25 speed is absolute gold
The horse-drawn SUV was a win
I did laugh extra hard at that one
Najlepsze co zobaczyłem tutaj 3:17 XDDDDDDDD
"ayuda me !!" guy with the phone: [laughing] A true friend.
That snowplow driver has his job on lock. He moves the snow onto the opposite lane, then turns around and moves the snow to the first lane again. He can drive 247 and never finish.
That happened here in Ohio. He did several thousand in damage to vehicles and injured a couple people. He was fired.
Those were good ones! Nice to see that stupid is international, not just an American thing.
It's never been an American only thing, but this channel focuses on American stupidity. There are lots and lots of fails out there we're missing out on.
Nah it’s definitely mostly American
Maybe not but stupid did originate from the states though
@@TeamRocket98 well, Romans invented the word stupid, so no, it's not an American thing
well that is what happens when you eat potato chips and fast food for half of the year
What really gets me… is not that people are stupid… it’s that people are so proud to be stupid that they feel the need to record and share their stupidity with the rest of the world. THANK YOU FOR THAT!!!
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people driving cars" - Sun Tzu (The Art of War)
0:17 - Was I the only one expecting a phone on a selfie stick to drop onto these people? 😂
No
Nope
Would have been bloody funny
9:55 that load was tied down well!
5:25 Ayúdame wey!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 That really crack me up!!!
Kicks the soccer ball into her face and then says so sorry while going to his phone first 😂
11:45 Those grinders can do serious damage , I wonder if that guy realizes how lucky he is.
guess that's why most such tools have a safety hold that deactivates upon release, imagine if a chainsaw had an on/off switch....
@@megalonoobiacinc4863 some have that if you want. Some lock on and stay on until the power runs out
can't get enough of this channel fr!!😂
🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷
The guy loseng his dirtbike down the river while hes yelling in spanish while the camraman laughed one of the funniest things I've ever seen !
Lmao the soccer player and his wife’s head as a goal post love it