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My "The Bachelor" Submission Tape

Joel Haver
2023 ж. 13 Там.
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Jean-Michel Dence's "The Bachelor" Submission Tape
Featuring @TrentLenkarski
Camera borrowed from @watersilk
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  • My camera that I've used for 4 years broke this week, so I had to commission a video from my pen pal Jean-Michel. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming shortly. Thank you for your patience in the meantime.

    @Joel-Haver@Joel-Haver8 ай бұрын

    • Can he teach you how to summersault? He must compete professionally I have not seen anything like this. He must be the next bachelor!!

      @CaptainCarl2248@CaptainCarl22488 ай бұрын

    • He's very handsome AND a snappy dresser.

      @andy2172@andy21728 ай бұрын

    • 𝚆𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝙹𝚘𝚎𝚕.

      @enderwho5790@enderwho57908 ай бұрын

    • Will it take longer for Joel to get a new camera than it did for him to come back to life?

      @rogueturnip3@rogueturnip38 ай бұрын

    • I hope your shoulder injury heals soon. I'm assuming you got a shoulder injury. :p

      @Dontstopbelievingman@Dontstopbelievingman8 ай бұрын

  • boycott the bachelor if they dont accept jean-michel

    @Berd@Berd8 ай бұрын

    • Thank! - jmd

      @Joel-Haver@Joel-Haver8 ай бұрын

    • I really hope he actually sends this video in to them.

      @pleasejustletmebeanonymous6510@pleasejustletmebeanonymous65108 ай бұрын

    • What is a bachelor

      @75hilmar@75hilmar8 ай бұрын

    • @@pleasejustletmebeanonymous6510 I'm sure they'll find it soon enough... The demand for Jean-Michel is what will force their hand. Not only that, but every women on the planet will now want to be on the show.

      @Leafwink@Leafwink8 ай бұрын

  • I refuse to believe this skit came about from any other way than Joel saying "somersault" out loud in a French accent and deciding we needed 5 minutes of that (we do)

    @yepimbatman@yepimbatman8 ай бұрын

    • Exactly what I thought as soon as the video started lol, something like "mmm, sommersault sounds french, how about a french guy who's really into sommersault?" 😂

      @TheNickness@TheNickness8 ай бұрын

    • Im pretty sure its partially for the sake of somersault based sex jokes

      @NixityNullt@NixityNullt8 ай бұрын

    • @@NixityNullt never heard about that, can you elaborate?

      @TheNickness@TheNickness8 ай бұрын

    • Disagree, i think he was just trying to get some extra DMs from a bitch

      @dalcowboiz@dalcowboiz8 ай бұрын

    • I feel Joel and co find that from previous vid (BG3 ad), lots of somersault there

      @hafirenggayuda@hafirenggayuda8 ай бұрын

  • Man, Joel is so good at accents. He does all of them at the same time.

    @jeremydelaporte3770@jeremydelaporte37708 ай бұрын

    • It's like german and french, with a hint of japanese

      @dressedmolerat@dressedmolerat8 ай бұрын

    • Jean-Michel is so well traveled, his accent is a mix of Birdmen and Somersault

      @bovus666@bovus6668 ай бұрын

    • He spent almost no effort workshopping the accent lmao

      @SephTunes@SephTunes8 ай бұрын

    • Ah, yes, French Canadian with just a touch of Slovakian British.

      @MrMegamike2k@MrMegamike2k8 ай бұрын

    • As a French guy, it sounded more Italian to me than French, but maybe my opinion is based on the hands gestures Joel does while talking

      @niblofilm132@niblofilm1328 ай бұрын

  • „I grew up small boy“ sums you up very well. And I love you for it.

    @FlintLostsoul@FlintLostsoul8 ай бұрын

    • “I was young when I was born”

      @thatpersonsmusic@thatpersonsmusic8 ай бұрын

    • If he was putting on a Nigerian persona, it would be offensive lmao

      @DGTelevsionNetwork@DGTelevsionNetwork8 ай бұрын

    • ​@@DGTelevsionNetworkWould it? It would still be a video about a vaguely foreign guy with an accent being awkward

      @exzyyd392@exzyyd3928 ай бұрын

  • With moves like these, who else couldn't believe this guy was a bachelor??

    @nickclark6432@nickclark64328 ай бұрын

    • where did you find that profile pic, it's mine.

      @trevormcgady6012@trevormcgady60128 ай бұрын

    • it's his bachelors photo!

      @Ladle69@Ladle698 ай бұрын

    • Bachelor? Maybe. Bitchelor? Never

      @cacaw_0@cacaw_08 ай бұрын

    • @@trevormcgady6012 Peter Lorre in a sweater?

      @NotSoMuchFrankly@NotSoMuchFrankly8 ай бұрын

    • It's fake, all fake. Nobody that smooth is still a bachelor.

      @sinisterthoughts2896@sinisterthoughts28968 ай бұрын

  • Jean-Michel Dence went on the become the world's first five-time bachelor. His fourth season broke international viewership records, and "The Dence" became a household name for over a generation.

    @leethax100@leethax1008 ай бұрын

    • It is dream of mine - jmd

      @Joel-Haver@Joel-Haver8 ай бұрын

    • "look, look! I am doing The Dence!" And then I somersault.

      @chillcreep4926@chillcreep49268 ай бұрын

    • ​​@@Joel-Haveri would like your comment but it's at the funny number. Edit: someone else ruined it, we good

      @JewettMusic@JewettMusic8 ай бұрын

    • ⁠@@Joel-Haveri dont know why but jmd reminds me of davide from love island uk, i love davide

      @mittsmittsy9683@mittsmittsy96838 ай бұрын

    • Dang it, you should’ve ended with “over a few weeks”

      @Lohanujuan@Lohanujuan8 ай бұрын

  • loving the "nobody ever uses these" transitions. I am going to start using them in my audition tapes just so casting directors think "WOW. This guy must be inspired by Jean-Michel. I bet he can do a somersault."

    @TehhCake@TehhCake8 ай бұрын

  • If they actually hired you to play this character on the show then the show might be worth watching.

    @monkeybird69@monkeybird698 ай бұрын

    • I actually would watch that. But only if he was the only goof character, and nobody knew it was going to happen.

      @sinisterthoughts2896@sinisterthoughts28968 ай бұрын

    • It has to be played otherwise straight

      @Slater2113@Slater21138 ай бұрын

    • ​@@sinisterthoughts2896Have a somersault obsessed woman in the show too, who's somersault standards are too high. Then have the other women just be normal people that eventually give up

      @SilverLining1@SilverLining18 ай бұрын

  • Listening to the accent oscillate from French to German to Russian to Italian to vague Asian was an absolute treat for the ears

    @caitlynmcmunn@caitlynmcmunn8 ай бұрын

  • The commitment to really bad and painful somersaults was just perfection!

    @helojoe92@helojoe928 ай бұрын

    • The grunts of pain are killing me

      @tributetolost@tributetolost8 ай бұрын

  • This man has just somersaulted into my heart

    @Jordan_brothers@Jordan_brothers8 ай бұрын

  • There's something uniquely hilarious about a couple adopting a child only to neglect them.

    @sicksock435446@sicksock4354468 ай бұрын

    • I'm in this comment and I don't like it.

      @BruceGinkel@BruceGinkel8 ай бұрын

    • @@BruceGinkelbro 😭

      @oikawa1759@oikawa17598 ай бұрын

    • @@BruceGinkel Have you considered not neglecting your adopted children anymore?

      @bcouce@bcouce8 ай бұрын

    • @@bcouceI’m thinking he’s the child in that scenario lol

      @ootfan5@ootfan58 ай бұрын

    • @@ootfan5 He's obviously the hilarity of the situation.

      @ralek592@ralek5928 ай бұрын

  • This is the content I come to KZhead for. Silliness. Just pure silliness. Thank you, Joel.

    @TheKyoput@TheKyoput8 ай бұрын

    • Reminds me of the golden era of KZhead

      @streetough@streetough8 ай бұрын

    • @@streetough same

      @TheKyoput@TheKyoput8 ай бұрын

  • This is totally convincing; I can imagine this guy is really a bachelor.

    @cdprince768@cdprince7688 ай бұрын

    • No way a winner like this could stay on the market. He probably had to learn to somersault just to dodge the ladies.

      @sinisterthoughts2896@sinisterthoughts28968 ай бұрын

  • They are losing so much not having him on the show.

    @AntonVoyt@AntonVoyt8 ай бұрын

    • Yes! Put me on! - jmd

      @Joel-Haver@Joel-Haver8 ай бұрын

  • Finally, the Quebecois representation The Bachelor was lacking

    @shrimpcool@shrimpcool8 ай бұрын

    • What's Québecois about this ? Not the accent, not the clothes, and even not the name. Nice try tho.

      @TiPeteux@TiPeteux8 ай бұрын

    • ​@@TiPeteuxfound the quebecois

      @slipperyjimm39@slipperyjimm398 ай бұрын

    • ​@@slipperyjimm39got em

      @ars3nic@ars3nic8 ай бұрын

    • ​@@slipperyjimm39 no. Somersault.

      @vodkaboy@vodkaboy8 ай бұрын

    • Definitely not from Quebec since he is actually somewhat attractive.

      @thewhiteshiba4026@thewhiteshiba40268 ай бұрын

  • Joel has perfected that nervous giggle of his

    @TobesAnimation@TobesAnimation8 ай бұрын

    • Tooooobes!

      @pitshants132@pitshants1328 ай бұрын

    • @@pitshants132 Shants Piiiiiiittt!

      @TobesAnimation@TobesAnimation8 ай бұрын

  • joel's tailbone is now dust

    @kingofthecrows8802@kingofthecrows88028 ай бұрын

  • 100% support Jean-Michel to get into Bachelor. Especially after his somersault.

    @Lost-Mind@Lost-Mind8 ай бұрын

    • Which of his somersaults did you like the most?

      @MrKohlenstoff@MrKohlenstoff8 ай бұрын

    • @MrKohlenstoff It was one when he was holding the phone and could do a breakdown of the somersault, it was a true masterpiece.

      @Lost-Mind@Lost-Mind8 ай бұрын

  • Damn, I didnt know Joel did his own stunts.

    @PixelatedApollo1@PixelatedApollo18 ай бұрын

  • I like how he's been to an american school since 5th grade but still talks in broken english and doesn't know the word for car

    @idol8366@idol83668 ай бұрын

    • While the video is recorded in the Netherlands, seeing the background

      @randez_9168@randez_91688 ай бұрын

  • "the kinetic energy of the salt is realised when you come over yourself. and i love to come over myself." i love that line

    @b.buster@b.buster8 ай бұрын

  • Great work on the submission video dude, really hope you get in!

    @maxcasteel2141@maxcasteel21418 ай бұрын

    • Thank! - jmd

      @Joel-Haver@Joel-Haver8 ай бұрын

  • 3:46 underrated moment. Editing genius 😮. Deserves #1 bitcholer

    @Rock-tc3qg@Rock-tc3qg8 ай бұрын

  • The transitions in this should win an Emmy.

    @generalZee@generalZee8 ай бұрын

  • I really like how quickly the focus shifted from the bachelor to just somersaulting. Another hilarious video

    @kittenmagician7416@kittenmagician74168 ай бұрын

  • every summersault is a masterpiece in gymnastics

    @theolivetwig@theolivetwig8 ай бұрын

  • Jean, I sincerely hope you get Bachelor, oh Jean, how you've somersaulted into all our hearts.

    @privateportal6969@privateportal69698 ай бұрын

  • I see he's a dark souls enjoyer

    @death0430@death04308 ай бұрын

  • Truly, this man is the salt of the summer.

    @IamBHM@IamBHM8 ай бұрын

  • I am an American in the South of France right now and this is exactly what I see around me. This is not parody. This is reality. XD

    @androiddev3793@androiddev37938 ай бұрын

    • Saumeursaulte

      @innocentspartan@innocentspartan8 ай бұрын

    • Yeah, we only move through the use of somersault. Quicker, and waste less vertical space. There are better uses for the vertical space.

      @tritonis54@tritonis548 ай бұрын

    • No we don't speak like this. He has a quasi-italian accent! Very different

      @tenns@tenns8 ай бұрын

    • @@tenns "He has a quasi-italian accent" yes, it's near the France-Italy border

      @foljs5858@foljs58588 ай бұрын

    • @@foljs5858 if you think people near the border have a similar accent go there and have a learning session

      @tenns@tenns8 ай бұрын

  • 3:48 love this transition! Almost like the image does a perfect somersault into the video!

    @MetamateCorey@MetamateCorey8 ай бұрын

  • How I imagine Dark Souls fans approach dating.

    @Goat-on-a-Stick@Goat-on-a-Stick8 ай бұрын

  • My favorite part was the burp that didn't even interrupt his line 😂

    @yodawgzgaming4416@yodawgzgaming44168 ай бұрын

  • Holy shit, please Joel, PLEASE do more character pieces. It's brilliant

    @Yasou_ILY@Yasou_ILY8 ай бұрын

  • "And I love to come over myself." - Joel Haver 2023.

    @nobody8717@nobody87178 ай бұрын

  • If this man ever taught me to somersault on a date, I'd be head over heels. Then head below heels. Then head over heels once again.

    @billbill6094@billbill60948 ай бұрын

  • I watched this in 144p, in my opinion, the only way to watch this in order to get the full experience.

    @quantumquake1092@quantumquake10928 ай бұрын

  • 03:18 the editing for it to pause midway the somersault, then starswipe with Jean-Michel creeping awkwardly forwards is just perfect. I dunno why that made me laugh so much

    @mylittlethoughttree@mylittlethoughttree8 ай бұрын

  • Joel's French accent is so good it turned me into baguette

    @HeisenbergFam@HeisenbergFam8 ай бұрын

    • same 😔

      @theolivetwig@theolivetwig8 ай бұрын

    • Avec beurre.

      @leonardticsay8046@leonardticsay80468 ай бұрын

  • This has such Jack Haver vibes and I'm all for it

    @Sneezebeef@Sneezebeef8 ай бұрын

  • WARNING! If you are at a gym on a treadmill please be careful, because when the line "i love to come over meself" happens you might fly off the treadmill from laughing too much... (as i almost did).

    @lillouisandfriends@lillouisandfriends8 ай бұрын

  • This was definitly filmed in the Netherlands I feel. Looks so much like it. Groetjes en geniet van Nederland :)

    @Jerown@Jerown8 ай бұрын

  • I just love that you can take such a simple gag and have it fit cozily into a few minute sketch

    @PogieJoe@PogieJoe8 ай бұрын

  • The slow transition and realization of what was going on with the portrait at 3:45 is the greatest editing I’ve ever seen

    @liteningstrike12@liteningstrike128 ай бұрын

  • I like the idea that aliens will glean our media to learn of humanity and stumble across this video and base their understanding of us off of it. We could be so lucky.

    @sinisterthoughts2896@sinisterthoughts28968 ай бұрын

  • classic joel acting out a french character in finland

    @gamerbread8623@gamerbread86238 ай бұрын

    • if that isn't The Netherlands I'll buy a hat and eat it

      @PietNeerschiet@PietNeerschiet8 ай бұрын

    • @@PietNeerschiet I'll buy a hat and eat it if it is

      @gamerbread8623@gamerbread86238 ай бұрын

    • @@gamerbread8623 It's in Rotterdam, The Netherlands. I'll be expecting video evidence of you eating a hat please ;)

      @PietNeerschiet@PietNeerschiet8 ай бұрын

  • This is a worthy prequel to my favourite film Midsommarsault

    @GiuseppeCasey@GiuseppeCasey8 ай бұрын

  • Breathtaking fx in this one 👏👏

    @jdpayton4609@jdpayton46098 ай бұрын

  • I love how he struggles with saying “do with” but then says “neglected” like it was nothing.

    @TheClonetruper@TheClonetruper8 ай бұрын

  • Finally someone who shares my passion for sommersaults, Jean-Michel has already won my heart over 🌹

    @WhiteCourtain@WhiteCourtain8 ай бұрын

  • I feel a strong Kids in the hall vibe here and I like it!

    @RobbyMcZ@RobbyMcZ8 ай бұрын

  • Therapist: "Show me on this birdhouse where you were touched as a child..." Jean: points at the whole thing.

    @MrMegamike2k@MrMegamike2k8 ай бұрын

    • This is the best comment on here 😂

      @hspinnovators5516@hspinnovators55168 ай бұрын

  • The editing in this is golden!

    @michaelstuart341@michaelstuart3418 ай бұрын

  • World class editing on this video!

    @nickl8131@nickl81318 ай бұрын

  • Average Dark Souls enemy origin story

    @bigboypeepants@bigboypeepants8 ай бұрын

  • I would absolutely watch a full season of the Bachelor with Joel just being awkward and weird the whole time. That would be amazing!

    @WatanukiProductions@WatanukiProductions8 ай бұрын

  • This is yet another one of your masterpieces, oh my heavens, Joel.

    @raphaelgordh8251@raphaelgordh82518 ай бұрын

  • I love the editing in this so much holy jeepers

    @Shift18@Shift188 ай бұрын

  • looking forward to this upcoming season

    @canonicallyuncanonical5669@canonicallyuncanonical56698 ай бұрын

  • There's only 2 or 3 channels that I have notifications on for and that I leave a like and watch the video as soon as I see it. You're one of them.

    @k.q.594@k.q.5948 ай бұрын

  • This was really cool, the editing was unique too

    @PeterPeter-@PeterPeter-8 ай бұрын

  • Everything about this is great. The transitions, the incorrect dimensions stretching the image, etc. This brings me back. Lower expectations came in briefly

    @JacobSantosDev@JacobSantosDev8 ай бұрын

  • This was such a wonderful and insightful video into human nature, thanks again for sharing this.

    @samuelaragones@samuelaragones8 ай бұрын

  • That edit at 3:47 is so funny. Had me dying

    @nickclark6432@nickclark64328 ай бұрын

    • Same 😂

      @BigStinker_14@BigStinker_148 ай бұрын

  • Jean-Michel has mastered all 4 criteria for the ideal The Bachelor candidate: 1. Do a somersault. 2. See above. 3. See above. 4. See above.

    @Omegaflaire@Omegaflaire8 ай бұрын

  • Watched with a friend, amazing stuff

    @Darkestcatlol@Darkestcatlol8 ай бұрын

  • Genuinely worried about Joel's spine after watching this lol

    @classica1fungus@classica1fungus8 ай бұрын

  • this man has a passion for something, thats for sure.

    @Black70Fastback@Black70Fastback8 ай бұрын

  • I love this i had a grinn ear to ear throughout the whole thing. Thank you somersault very nice

    @maxstinkyfoot7366@maxstinkyfoot73668 ай бұрын

  • Fantastic editing, oddly nostalgic of another time

    @ShakraShakra@ShakraShakra8 ай бұрын

  • You get my 🌹

    @the_von9936@the_von99368 ай бұрын

  • During my time watching this video I felt a feeling in my loins that was, quite frankly, alarming. Someone has to tell Jean-Michel that the Bachelor is a COMPETITION and if he were to submit this video it would be a very uninteresting watch as it would be blatantly obvious who would win.

    @ericjtomsky@ericjtomsky8 ай бұрын

  • wow! i love editing!

    @xijinpinggamingamongus6499@xijinpinggamingamongus64998 ай бұрын

  • The transitions are worth the spot alone!

    @JoeVirella@JoeVirella8 ай бұрын

  • the existence of this video implies the existence of a "the bachelor" Domination tape

    @MelvinDorkus@MelvinDorkus8 ай бұрын

  • This looks so much like europe, the cars, the grass and the colors on the car plates remind me so much of the netherlands, please tell me im not the only one 😢

    @mephistoboii1838@mephistoboii18388 ай бұрын

  • Thanks, Joel, for bringing this little light into our lives. fun and silly. love it.

    @nobody8717@nobody87178 ай бұрын

  • this guys gonna win it all

    @Cyranek@Cyranek8 ай бұрын

  • Keep up the good work

    @jiblax@jiblax8 ай бұрын

  • Not many people know this. It's a very little-known historical fact that the Vikings used a special type of warrior that helped them defeat almost all of their opponents in every country they invaded for generations. When the attack happened they had people at the front leading the charge who when approaching the enemy would roll on the ground toward them, which would surprise the enemy and startle them and give them pause long enough for the Vikings to breach their ranks and annihilate them. The Vikings would always assault in the summertime, which is where we get the word somersault from.

    @RobbsHomemadeLife@RobbsHomemadeLife8 ай бұрын

  • i know people say this all the time nowadays but this video really truly has that old school youtube feel to it, from the abrupt cuts to the premise and the simplicity.. just wonderful. belongs in a time capsule for future generations to experience

    @RafaelSouza-pr4gs@RafaelSouza-pr4gs8 ай бұрын

  • I love your more character-driven stuff like this

    @jemsugnet8776@jemsugnet87765 ай бұрын

  • Dang that's brutal, just slamming into the ground each time 😂

    @ClemFandango950@ClemFandango9508 ай бұрын

  • This is one of those videos that I have to be in the mood for. Outta the gate I'm just too uncomfortable lol.

    @jericosha2842@jericosha28428 ай бұрын

    • Thank you yes! Mood for love yes! - jmd

      @Joel-Haver@Joel-Haver8 ай бұрын

  • this is one of the best ones

    @mathcas4932@mathcas49328 ай бұрын

  • Masterpiece

    @jovannicapristo9195@jovannicapristo91958 ай бұрын

  • ok cant wait for bachelor now if JM is on !!! :)

    @watersilk@watersilk8 ай бұрын

  • I misread the title as "The Bachelor Submissive Type"... I guess this is pretty good too...

    @CCTV880@CCTV8808 ай бұрын

  • Joel Haver is the type of comedian/writer/creator where I just see the title and thumbnail and I'm already laughing lol love your stuff dude you're so so incredibly talented!!!!!

    @meowmeowmeow16@meowmeowmeow168 ай бұрын

  • We need a sequel to this 🙏

    @f2pfornari@f2pfornari8 ай бұрын

  • So...I just thought for myself if this is the best or the worst video to introduce my friends to your channel...and then the burp happened...and I still don't know...i'm confused...but also happy...love your content, keep it up :)

    @wollindscher@wollindscher8 ай бұрын

  • How do you maintain such a bold and sexy attitude, Joel?

    @cremecrimson9035@cremecrimson90358 ай бұрын

  • the commitment to never rolling once was amazing

    @bcarlizzle@bcarlizzle8 ай бұрын

  • The form on those somersaults though👌

    @SwanyPlaysGames@SwanyPlaysGames8 ай бұрын

  • Having no positive male role models speaks volumes for his character's mannerisms

    @constitutionalist6817@constitutionalist68178 ай бұрын

    • What a dumb and ridiculously clueless comment. But hey, don't let things like paying attention, or logic, or rational thought etc get in the way of your written nuggets of stupidity.

      @cenciende9401@cenciende94018 ай бұрын

  • Crazy thing is I’m currently watching a French movie (Le Samourai) while Joel uploaded this video pretending to be a French guy. 😂

    @sean9920@sean99208 ай бұрын

  • This is GOLD

    @lamarrotems@lamarrotems8 ай бұрын

  • He never misses, the absolute legend!

    @fn8nf@fn8nf8 ай бұрын
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