Hrrm? Hrrrm. Hrrrm! Oh, don’t speak Villager-ese? Sorry! Let us make it up to you with mind blowing revelations about the origins of Villager trading, how we eventually realised it’s wrong to throw things at people, and why the Wandering Trader keeps ripping you off. Hrrrm! We mean, enjoy!
00:00 Intro
00:44 Original NPCs
01:23 Trading
02:32 Wandering Traders
04:19 Villager Jobs
The awesome painting "Skull on Fire" used with permission of and thanks to Kristoffer Zetterstrand: zetterstrand.com/
0:38 Even Mojang is against NFTs. This is revolutionary.
we stan them
this better not age like milk please
Minecraft is the revolutionary
3 months later:
@@fiendfnm2828 They signed an anti-NFT pledge. So I doubt that it will even age
Interesting how the original idea of the way villager trading with you worked was brought back when piglins were introduced, only this time using gold instead of emeralds.
I makes sense with Piglins, they are more violent than the villagers who are pacifists and refuse to fight
What's also interesting is that the original idea for the villagers was for them to be pigmen, not unlike the piglins, so in a way they kinda brought back what villagers could've been had things been different
I know right
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Maybe because Gold is more common, so it wouldn't hurt if you got something you don't want
I like that last bit. It's their way of acknowledging how players essentially enslave villagers for personal gain, without blatantly saying it in a way that would get them cancelled. XD
they need to fix that and it would make you make your own village
@@fieldsfamily6447 I don't think they need to fix it, Villagers are painful enough to work with as it is.
@@lasercraft32 I disagree with you.
Make them fight the player back if they tried to hurt them
lol
narrator would be hilarious for the next April fools update have him forcibly narrate your game with no option to turn it off
have him narrate it like Stanley Parable
or what if they used the narrator setting to change it to M.A.R.I.L.L.A? or a mojang employee imitating BBC earth? that'd be so funny
69 likes, nice. Who is gonna ruin it.
@@Puppeteer_in_the_Void me lol
Reminds me of the Villager April Fool's event.
2:11 "And we consider circles in Minecraft blasphemy" Well he's not wrong at all there.
Yes
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@Christofer Eye-ist 🅥⸜⁄ So?? Your just a useless bot get outta here
Thats really funny.
John 3:16 Romans 10:9 John 3:3 Matthew 7:21
Wandering traders are personally really useful for loot when killed The ones in Minecraft are however not so useful
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I love how Minecraft makes these jokes just to make us laugh, that's why it is one of my favourite KZhead channel.
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I love that comment of yours do you want to do a mincraft series!?
Minecraft just matched my humor: Anything actually
I am undecided on whether to burst your bubble. Do you really think there's nothing more to it than "just to make us laugh"?
3:55 Absolutely right, there's nothing suspicious about wanting fireworks... I only have that crossbow because I found an outpost!
how did you get in out and loot an outpost as a paccifist?
@@Anonymous-ks1pn they still spawn... just no pillagers do
@@Anonymous-ks1pn Just as another user said, the structures still spawn, there's just no pillagers. Oddly enough, pillagers will spawn in woodland mansions, but they're passive...
@@Anonymous-ks1pn I mean even if you aren't on peaceful, it's pretty easy to loot an outpost. Just run in there dodging the arrows, get the loot and get out
@@AmaranthineMask Ahh i see
I would 100% main The Narrator if he got added to Smash
@I have beautiful eyes you only have one
@@squisheey4270 smart
@I have beautiful eyes its my birthday today too happybday
Lol exactly😂
Marilla would for sure be more powerful
Narrator - "And I'd appreciate you not bringing up some of my questionable investment decisions in the show. " Marrilla- " Give me some sand and I'll think about it." Narrator - " Deal! " *I love the side talk in between the characters*
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0:37 "The only thing Microsoft doesn't want to buy" is such a meta joke of their bosses, I love it
How?
@@farid-frederick microsoft owns minecraft
@@notburntfries6566 okey...
“We consider circles in minecraft blasphemy!” Shadows: am I a joke to you?
Enderpearls say hello
shadows are pixels bruhh
@@veryboringchannel6365 not in bedrock edition!
@@LotlLabs I'm a bedrock player and I know things clearly.
@@veryboringchannel6365 well in bedrock edition the circles are actually not pixelated, they may not be perfect circles but they definitely aren’t pixelated like the blocks around them.
“The only thing Microsoft doesn’t want to buy” never stop mojang, never stop. Edit: what the - how did I get this many lik- This must be how it feels.
yes lol
Microsoft also doesn't want to use more music of C418 :(
@@caspermadlener4191 C418 is also making it difficult for them
I would buy marilla if i had money.
@@caspermadlener4191 it's actually the other way around, C418 doesn't want to make more music for Microsoft
A masterpiece. To quote a wise villager: hmmmmmmm
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@Christofer Eye-ist 🅥⸜⁄ happy bday
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"Because there's nothing suspicious about a pacifist wanting gunpowder" Potions. If I'm not mistaken, gunpowder added to potions makes them splash potions. A splash potion of healing to heal pet pigs is generally considered pacifist, so...
Also firework rockets for firework displays and elytra flight.
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also ta-unt-ta
5:00 Mojang doesn't (or highly do) know that THIS particular part is actually very relatable, especially for those familiar with Trading Halls.
Personally I find the wandering trader to be useless, aside from the leather and leads one can get from killing his llamas. He'd be more useful if we could *sell* things to him, after all, he's supposed to be a trader. Traders don't just sell only, so wandering traders showing up with "I have X items to sell and I'm looking for Y items to buy" would be a simple but incredibly useful update.
But the trader is not tied to any job block, therefore there is no particular genre of items that could story-wise be useful to him. He is like a nomad, with stuff to sell, and only needs money for a simple living.
if timed correctly u can get invis portion after killing him
@@rudrodeepchatterjee mayby items Like Food or the invis Poitions. He could need these
I think that making them biome dependant would be awesome, they could trade like acacia saplings in the savannah for other saplings and offer stuff like red sandstone or coral, also, special wandering traders that only spawn in peaceful and offer mob drops would make Minecraft actually playable in peaceful.
@@paperfrog2816 whats the point of the sapling trade if he offers you the sapling of the biome it spawned in? The whole point of traders is to make available to you stuff from around the world, that you might not have found yet.
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Yeah lol
Villagers are one of the fundamental mobs that make minecraft more alive
lol
5:07 proletariat revolution
This is one of the best comedy channels I've ever seen, they should get so much more views
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2:20 “Local Frog eats Goat” they aint scared to joke around their glitches
they never have been lol soemtimes they just add them as features
Frogs should be able to eat goats and drop a goat horn
"he refused to apologize"
@@GamingBren in one of the snapshot frogs were able to eat goats
@@zakeeshaikh8758 I get it
I love the wandering traders, let’s me gather saplings I otherwise wouldn’t be able to find
I buy lily pads for my wheat farm more compact that way.(and I never find a swamp)
same
@@1thedanfan949 i buy some nautilus thingy so i can made conduit its very cool now i have 23 conduit thx from wandering traders And also some Glow dust
Is there something wrong with you?
@@ThatChildUnderYourBasment well there is everything wrong whit you
this series is currently my favorite on youtube. behind the scenes content for Minecraft, as well as two character who I've (unfortunately...) grown very fond of. :) keep it up
To be fair the wandering trader sand trades are helpful for me who needs sand but doesn't want to ruin a beach for it. Also the saplings from other biomes and blue ice.
The dichotomy of the Villager. Can create infinite iron golems from thin air, can offer the most powerful enchantments in the whole world with ease even as novices, have a seemingly infinite supply of diamonds for selling gear made from it... And will repeatedly walk off the one drop in the village that harms them.
Always remember to keep your villagers safe from not only the outside world, but themselves as well.
Had to balance them out somehow ^-^
I see. The old idea of villager trading where the villager picks up items is now implemented as piglin bartering...
@Christofer Eye-ist 🅥⸜⁄ you father lies to u he never become your real dad
Originally, the villagers were going to be pigmen. But this was changed and that’s why piglins got it instead as they’re revamps
@Christofer Eye-ist 🅥⸜⁄ they never promised birch forests that was just concept. And the fireflies were removed from development because they're poisonous to frogs
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@@whateverIwasthinkingatthetime me? No I'm not a bot. But there indeed are bot replies to this comment
I just wanted to say… Minecraft is probably one of the best and most nostalgic games to exist. It’s jam-packed with memories and endless hours of fun. Thank you so much, Mojang, for creating this masterpiece
Loved this video! Nice work guys!
Props to whoever played narrator this was one of the funniest vids Ive seen all week😂
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@@r011ing_thunder6 96 now buddy
@@oldbritishchap4913 nice
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Love these secrets videos. Now that we have one for the villagers I am SOO HYPED to watch this video.
i thought there would be lore
The humor and pacing is on-point in this episode
These videos are top tier, the team working on them done amazing work
2:11 "and we consider circles in minecraft blasphemy" *sad shadow noises*
Who needs the minecraft movie when u got this 🔥
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The humor in these videos is always top-tier. Hats off to the writers!
This series is so addicting. Give us more, please!
Finding out that the trader is supposed to give you stuff from biomes far away would be more useful than random generation. They should put that function back in based on where you are primarily building so you can have access to materials that generate in far off chunks
that would be kinda hard to code
@@Mkmcco yes but thats core mechanic, a side mechanic shouldnt have super complex code cuz performance and code readability
Yeah and also up the amount they give. at the very least 10 podzol for an emerald would be much better :/
@@khiemgom i'm not so sure it would be difficult. Traders are programmed to find the player's bases using some sort of script (probably where the player bed is or where the the player centralizes it's buildings). If they reuse that code and use the coordinate it spawns the Trader, scan all biome tags within 'X' Chunks, and if there are missing biomes populate a list 'Y'. Then have a set of trades based on each biome that represent those biomes or are exclusive to said biome and if a Trader spawns give it a percentage chance to have one of the Biomes from "Y' 's trades populate the trader. Then have the Trader leave after "z" days and return with a new set of trades based on a different biome from "Y". Player could have the chance to get resources that are hard to find because of distance of generation, and also it would let Players know that certain biomes are very far off and will require the players to search much farther to find those resources.
@@ZComiX It can actually be simpler than that. Biomes with similar climates are more likely to spawn next to each other than ones with different climates. Trader spawns in a Warm Biome? Sell cold biome specific trades. Heck if it's a Warm biome than have 1 or 2 trades sell items from rare cold Biomes (Ice spikes, Etc.) and if in a cold biome sell items from rare warm Biomes (Mushroom Island, etc.) Just be a matter of a simple biome check to pick what trade tables are used
Literally as Marilla said "After giving me the ability to talk, they for some reason never wanted to make something that could speak ever again." Minecraft glitched out or something and closed all my windows down.
Marilla is coming for you, she must have ported herself to your computer through the internet
@@randomperson8375 Help me I'm scared
@@recognizablebrandname There's nothing I can do for you now. Worst case scenario, go get a Minecraft Bible
I love this kind of videos we hope we see more in the future
5:17 government taking away your wealth:
3:47 Mumbo Jumbo season 8 be like:
4:52 That Monasteeva painting is wonderfully aesthetically ℕ𝕠𝕚𝕔𝕖
or *MONALEXA*
ℕ𝕠𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕟𝕥
>:) noice
1:47 Seems familiar...
The 2:44 design really reminded me of Terraria's wandering trader, personal opinion, I think another collab with Terraria would be cool! It's been a really long time since the first crossover and many things have changed for both games/teams!
Would be pretty awesome if a boss like Duke Fishron or even the long-forgotten Ocram got added.
@@shrimpnft509 Ye, or some uselul items, like boots maybe, King Slime as a boss since there are already slimes in Minecraft, or even Demon Eyes as a new mob! Or golden bunnies as a reference to Terraria. And for Terraria, why not adding the Wither since it originally was inspired by Terraria, or foxes, and some tools/wings like elytras.
Minecraft and Terraria had a collab? I only know that Terraria has a creeper outfit and an “Also try Minecraft!” message, while Minecraft has “Also try Terraria!” (and apparently Terraria inspired the Wither’s summon mechanic), but they don’t seem to have done any big collabs…
@@TheCJBrine Ye it wasn't really big, maybe crossover would've been a better term instead of collaboration since collabs tend to be big
I would like grapling hook or cloud in a bottle
3:04 "anyone wanna trade me a sword, so I can teach this rip-off merchant a sharp lession? Ok, Marilla, now's not the time for killing. The kids are watching!
but everyone kills wandering traders don't they? I mean, you can get free leads!
@@randomperson8375 so true
@@randomperson8375 Wow, I just killed wandering traders a few hours ago.
@@randomperson8375 true
@@lia-wk8uf you do this in real life
2:22 Lol love that cheeky dig at the glitch where frogs could eat goats.
Big props to the writers of this show. Always give me a chuckle
2:25 "not now son"
0:33 the only thing Microsoft doesn’t want to buy
And that's a fact
@I have beautiful eyes how beautiful my eyes are
I loved this so much, thank you so much
4:45 and Dr. Trayaurus was never seen again...
Mojang : 1:30 (u won't know what u are buying so refused idea) Also Mojang : Piglin barter system go oink oink
"Did you say NFTs?" "Absolutely Not" HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GOTEM
I adore villagers more than most fans and was super happy when this came out. I hope they can continue to grow with the rest of the game! (I actually name and design all my villagers with generators)
I welcome Villager revolts. They can protect their own villages and stop abusing Iron Golems.
I like how mojang admits that the wandering trader trades are junk
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why thought sometimes he can be useful in right condition
@@AstroNovelist54 like in a survival challenge like superflat?
I always had a wild idea that, wandering traders could take "photos" of other people worlds and then another player could buy them and see it or put it on a item frame. It will be lovely to randomly share a part of your world to others, but I know it could be problematic because you can show something inappropriate or something like that
i agree
Inappropriate in Minecraft ?
@@fahm8097 they build something that's Inappropriate
@@fahm8097 i see you're too innocent for this
Not a fan of that.
Thank you very much for making minecraft free for everyone, thank you very much. A dream come true.
5:23 Monalisa in Minecraft be like:
Narrator: If you are a villager and you are watching this, so go back to work! Villager 1: It is time? Villager 2: Its time.... ALL: *VILLAGERS, ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!*
This is one of the best KZhead series I have ever seen. I love this as always.
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3:02 1 emerald for cave air and 3 emeralds for void air? WHAT AN INCREDIBLE DEAL!!!
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So the villager's original trading system of you dropping one thing and they drop another was used for the piglins... Interesting how piglins evolved from zombie pigmen who were originally pigman who were originally the villagers...
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"We consider circles in minecraft, blasphemy." Mojong prejudiced against poor circles
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“Currently lobbying to replace Steve in smash” lol 0:23
It's very interesting the idea that villagers were originally just going to throw items at you the way piglins do now.
2:26 Jellybean's childhood
True
5:25- Same.
A developer for the literal most successful and profitable game of all time talking about the “steel grip of the free market” is a bit odd, not going to lie.
It’s almost like they’d know what they’re talking about, and we’re making a joke Weird how that works.
@@aerindinescarro47 it's taught in schools
love how these videos never take themself sersouly I love it
this serie is perfection.
This series has some seriously based quotes/moments, like this episode mocking capitalism but coming from someone in a billion dollar company
and that's what makes it hilarious
It’s a 1984 reference
Whoever wrote the pacifist line deserves a raise
I was waiting for this the whole month 🤭🤭
The editor of this video is an absolute legend
I wish in an update there will be strong warrior villagers. I just can't an entire Raid myself and these villagers need to learn to protect themselves.
mojang already said that villagers don't like to fight, and that would not suit them and they already have the iron golem and the player himself to make their defense
I like to think there used to be warrior villagers long, long ago, but they slowly became obsolete as golem technology grew.
Iron golems.
Build golems.
@@crazerlord easy, make a other golem that looks like a villager and can also hold weapons and armor
I love how on the newspaper at 2:25, the headline on the back is "Local frog eats goat, refuses to apologize"!
I swear, this series is incredible
2:11 ‘we consider circles in Minecraft blasphemy’ *Ended pearls have left the chat*
I like the wandering trader for the renewable sand so I don’t have to move an entire desert most of the time
THANK YOU FOR THIS :D Random fact: I normally go around protecting villages lol.
Love these vids
I like villagers, please teach them how to use swords and bows!!!
That would turn them in to violent illagers, by definition.
The villagers may be pacifists but that certainly doesn't stop them expatriating hoarded wealth
Never change you two. You're hilarious.
2:54 i do as the crystal guides
Yes they destroyed NFT's 💥 These things shouldn't exist and everyone implementing them into a game should be cancelled.
The joke of NFT got me with the low guard, I wasn't especting a joke about it on a video like this one tbh XD
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What's NFT?
@@MrGodofcar is this a joke question or an actual question...?
@@leonburgosmeneses8468 Actual question. I literally have no idea what it stands for.
Marilla and Narrator's roasts will never get old 🤣
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Grate was to end the video Villagers Rise Up.😍😍😍😍 Can't what for the next Ep.
I’m a big fan of wandering trader mechanics, although I would love to see lava buckets. Awesome video!!
M.A.R.I.L.L.A. was the earliest prototype of phantoms. Some people find them annoying but i think they are well designed, and interesting.
Wow, someone else who actually likes phantoms, it's been a long time since I found another. I mean phantoms may be sort of annoying, I'll give them that, but they can easily be avoided by sleeping every few nights and they are still interesting. I also sort of doubt we would have slow falling potions without them, or if we did then it would've been made with shulker shells and nobody would use them.
Who finds MARILLA annoying?
it actually reminds me that the trader made some thing renewable, say..."sand", it was not renewable before wandering trader. (let's not count the glitches or duplicator that's not canon)
2:24 Nice easter egg on that newspaper
I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH
The 5 hmmmmurisms Hmmm 1: satisfaction Hmmm 2: anger Hmmm 3: suspicion Hmmm 4: confusion Hmmm 5: mass genocide
Wandering Traders are a great resource.... for leads and leather.
Actaully Wandering Traders don't drop leads nor leather, the llama drops leather (and it isnt even a great source of it), lead is pretty useless is most places
This reminds me of back in the 2000s when i watched these interviews chatting channels on channel 9
I love that mojang includes memes each episodes. It makes us feel related to it XD
I think they should add decorating items you can only get from the wandering trader
1:01 noooo villagers, there is still hope.