Dock blocking at it's worst and a baby on the boat. #boat #funny #boatrampbloopers #baby #howto #floating #boatfails #block #fallguys #likeaboss #fail #captainamerica #funnyvideos
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Dock blocking at it's worst and a baby on the boat. #boat #funny #boatrampbloopers #baby #howto #floating #boatfails #block #fallguys #likeaboss #fail #captainamerica #funnyvideos
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"Can you just hold the boat here a little longer while we run to the grocery for our snacks and walmart for a few more rafts?"
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🤣 So true! Inconsiderate people!
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And this is why fisherman love cold weather and cold water.
Amen to that.
Amen brother
I never see this crap @ 06:00 hrs launch in the PNW, and never the watersports crowd as it is too damn cold!
They can be just as bad
Keep crying Darren, keep crying.🙄
Buying an airplane does not make you a Pilot. Buying a boat does not make you a Captain. Just sayin’.
Credit card captains all money and no brains
I thought buying a boat does make you Captain. Shit. I guess I'll stick to fishing from my Kayak. Does that at least make me a Captain of the Kayak?
Alabama requires people to take a course either through the Coast Guard or online and pass a test before you can get a Captain’s license. You get pulled over and the first thing they ask for is your Captain’s license, just like driving a car. Seems like it should be that way everywhere. I’m proud of my license! It shows I know at least the major basics and I care enough for myself, my boat and my passengers to take a few days of boating education that could possibly save a life.
As a kid my specific job on my dad's boat was to get it the hell out of the way while my dad parked the truck
When you get a bayliner so you can splurge on floaties
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HAHAHA!!!#
I'm blown away by how long people at that ramp take up at the dock and ramps, this is insane. You can't tell me that the Bayliner is rated for 9 people of which NONE are wearing lifejackets not even the tiny infant.
Well, based on the quality of the “PFD’s” he was tying on, I’d say he wasn’t planning on bringing them all back anyway!🤣
I have to agree with you i was thinking the same thing, crazy dumb PPL, bringing an infant with them, and i do not think the boat is rated for that many PPL.
Most of these "preps" should have been done long before launching! Dis-courtesy at its finast!
There loss
Lol, I wouldn't trust a Bayliner with even 1 person in it..
It never bothers me when you have to drown out the music. I only wish there was a tool to drown out the self centered, selfish, ignorance that has become today's society. Here is a prime example.
I see what you did there. DROWN OUT the self centered
If I'm on the ramp more than 45 seconds, there's something bad wrong.
Yes it’s not that fucking hard
Right, prep before and all that's left is to release the boat from the trailer. Park. Walk. Done. Lol
If my boat is in the water but I haven’t had the trailer move, something terrib,e has happened
The first guy did it right. In, out, gone. Bravo.
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The two little boys that jumped ship to the dock and roped in the boat were excellent.
If I was waiting to launch my boat and saw this guy screwing around like that, I’d be pissed. You prep your boat before backing down the ramp, launch your boat, then get the heck out of the way for others to go.
Amen
That's the way I was taught growing up also, prep ahead,but you can't fix stupid people.
@@NLINE7 yes you can...
@@Bubbles99718 Nah you can't fix stupid,but you can fix ignorance.
Dock blockers, ramp blockers, infant life endangerers, time wasters, just complete ignorance+Arrogance on parade.
It's crazy!!
Another fine example of narcissism in it's purest form!
At a busy marina like this, you do ALL your prep work in the parking lot. On the ramp, you do NOTHING but put the boat in the water and get the hell out of the way for the next guy. The ignorance and the total lack of consideration is just criminal.
Taking an infant on a boat 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
@@lesafleet5350 yeah. A bit scary. Would be much more comfortable if the parents and babies were flotation device enabled. Not sure why people are so adverse to life vests.
Law enforcement needs to be issuing tickets for over capacity. Where I live these people would be getting cussed out and probably drenched in prop wash from other boats for their lack of respect
Legend has it that the baby graduated high school before the family finished launching the boat.
Lol!
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This looks like lake wylie SC
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I was laughing when all those tubes & floats were being tossed in the Bayliner.....then I saw the baby and no more laughing.....then I counted 10 people on that boat with the baby?!?!? That is no place for the baby it looked to me like an infant and that is so wrong with me!!! The title is spot on for this video!!!
Just cause you have money to buy a boat doesn't mean you should buy a boat, most of these people have no business being on the water😎
Ive seen them doing the infant thing a few times around here even in the pitch dark!. On a boat is the last place an infant wants to be.
Wow a INFANT Nooo the Gas fumes of carbon monoxide salt water and other thing in the air ,and his little undeveloped lungs ,This 😡Cant be good,I am no doctor ,But i Always thought a baby area was to be almost sterilize around him?
Who cares about that baby... It's just gonna contribute to MORE inconsiderate people.
@@aldoghostman calm down clown.
There's a lot of fights at one of our prominent recreation lakes over this very situation. Nothing pisses me off more at an extremely busy ramp than having 12 people on a pontoon boat and only ONE person can drive both boat and truck. So these clowns will take up an entire dock while the trailer/truck waits in a line of 25 trucks waiting to use the ramps. It happens WAY too often. My wife isn't comfortable around the dock on the boat, and she can't back a trailer. So when we launch at a busy ramp, she will park the truck after I back it in and unload the truck. When we retrieve, I'll drop her off at dock and head back into the water to wait instead of holding up a dock for an hour. she can do well enough to get the truck to the dock, THEN I'll dock the boat, back the trailer in, and then immediately pull out. Have your gear ready and loaded before backing in, and don't unload until you're away from the ramp. It not hard and requires less than normal common sense to figure out.
It's just common courtesy to be ready to go.
Spot on bro I agree 100 % I also do what u said
Fortunately my wife is great at piloting the boat. She drops me off at the dock…. Takes just a few seconds. She then motors out away from the dock. I get the tow vehicle and trailer. When she sees me backing in, she heads for the trailer with the boat. Once and a while we’d time it perfectly. The trailer comes to a stop as the bow of the boat is only a few feet from the trailer. She throttles on to the trailer. I hook up the winch line and crank her in. I pull the trailer out with her still in the boat. We drive to the tie-down area, secure the transom straps, offload the cooler etc. Generally she stows the life vests, ski rope, dock lines etc. while I’m getting the tow vehicle. Typically we wipe the boat down with a beach towel and we are gone in 5 minutes after the bow hits the trailer. I’m lucky to have a capable wife
@@fatboyrowing a wife and a Captain, humm
@@denislaouenan5553 and it’s a tournament ski boat. The handling is piss poor at slow speeds and reversing, it only turns circles regardless of rudder position. She is pretty skilled. And I got spoiled with her as a ski tow driver. I hate having anyone else at the helm when I am skiing.
If I took this long at the boat ramp, I would most likely be in a verbal confrontation at best.
Dude forgot life jackets so he decided to take tubes 💀💀
Absolutely HORRIBLE “parents”! A newborn has no business being on a boat. Let alone an overloaded one and without a life jacket or floatation device or anything to shade that poor baby’s delicate skin. Some people should NOT be allowed to have children! 😡
Thank you. You said everything I was thinking. Where is Law Enforcement? Do they have a presence at this lake? Common sense has to be replaced by laws because of these kinds of people.
Absolutely my reaction, too. Looking at those tiny legs and drooping head. No vest, no hat. Disgusting.
Unreal how people have zero consideration. You capture the moments perfectly. Keep up the great work !
Thank you!
Orale homes
Typical Arabs
Kinda generous with the word people, eh
@@paigeattheboatramp Perhaps go over and explain what "staging area" means? I do that with these peeps
That white Ford at the end is exactly how my wife and I launch our boat, she holds bow and stern line, I back in as close to the dock as possible til it floats off, she pulls the boat back about 2 feet, I pull trailer out.. boom done
They need 20 more ramps and docks!!!!!!!!!! The boat with all the tubes I think had 9 people I would say well over the Coast Guard approved limit and why would any body take a baby on a boat with "NO PROTECTION"🤷♂️
The dock blocker also looks like another case of let's see how many people we can over load a boat with !!!
Yep!
Capacity plates are affixed to boats for a reason. However, they are only useful if you actually read them and understand what they are saying!
Yea, they live the same way. How many can we fit in one house.
looks like he was doing it on pupose.
I swear every time I watch videos of this landing it makes me want to scream and say bad words! Ain't no way I would have the patience to be there in person! And really hope that water has something in it that stops these people from being able to reproduce.
The lack of Common sense, morals, and respect for other boaters is non existent at this boat ramp. Gotta love the diversity on display here.
Agree 100%
No words. Geesh
Well said Thomas, rudeness, the lack of common sense and third world mentality is alive and well here.
It didn’t look diverse to me. It looked like 100% selfish jerks.
Third world mentality for sure all about me screw you.
Rarely have I ever seen so many people standing around doing nothing with their thumbs in a warm spot. I am also surprised at the number of boats way overloaded with people and boats making wake in no wake zones. A game warden could make some serious cash for the state out there. It really is a wonder that y’all don’t see fist fights at that ramp.
My little 14' John boat sticks to the back waters of the Pascagoula River in Mississippi. I tried the Gulf, but people are people. And I dislike people as a whole. A few exceptions do exist though.
Floaties are not certified PFDs
Nothing like making ready on the ramp when its busy! I applaud these guys! They are awesome! Cant believe no one said anything to these clowns! That boat has to be way overloaded. No way its rated for 9+ people.
It's so rude!
I may have mis counted but I counted 10 plus 2 kids! And I agree WAY over loaded!
I will bet a steak dinner that there are not enough life jackets/one per passenger.
@@1BillT No I will not take that bet!
@@1BillT unfortunately I don't think anyone will take your bet LOL.
Very few LEOs have unbuckled a corpse at a crash scene. Even fewer divers have ever recovered a drowning victim wearing a properly-fitted PFD.
Not to mention this guy just put a newborn baby on the boat this should be a what not to do video
@@trent9890 Having a baby on a boat isn’t a bad thing, but on THAT boat is just wrong.
it's bad when it's a newborn as far as I know there's not a life vest to fit a newborn baby but to each his own.
Have seen throats cut by seatbelts we call them death by lacerations
I’m speechless and mortified… forgetting about how people tie up the ramp for insane periods of time … that boat was overloaded with tubes - before people boarded. And an infant with no life jacket? I guess they can just make another one if anything bad happens.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that caught the new born infant being cast away like they were ready to go , checklist : ☑️ done . People can be so ignorant or just incredibly selfish in this case both , evidently ? The other is I’m still trying to understand how little the infant with no regards to the safety not being the fist and foremost concern in comments ?
You know the people doing this never took the boat certificate/licence/permit test, because they then decide to probably overload the boat
The whole boat safety course is basically nothing more than a tax pretending to be for the sake of safety. The "test" pretty much takes it self and can be done online with a cheat sheet provided. Its the same with other crap like food handler cards or server permits, its just a tax.
Oh no!?!? I can't believe somebody not ask daddy govt . And pay their garbage fees and licence
And that's why I fish when it's raining or early in the morning or late at night / night fishing. That is absolutely ridiculous. I would've been pissed if I was waiting for them to give their boat 16 floatation devices 😆 🤣 😂
I also use my boat at weird times, the ramps can ruin my day otherwise.
When we had a baby we NEVER took him out on the water. There is more downside risk then upside reward. People are scary.
Yes they are!
Kidos belong with an alert mama in their plastic round kiddy pool with 2 inches or less of water!
If any of this happened at a ramp here in Australia, there would be a lot of verbalising going on, and the people causing the problem would learn a valuable lesson.
in davidson county n.c. usa
If you do that here (USA), you're instantly labeled a racist... 🙄
@@skynetlabs what is racist about telling a thoughtless idiot to either shit or get off the pot
Yah ...you could get shot in the States for doing that .
Oh, not the dreaded "verbalizing". How scary! Is that even allowed to be said on YT?
I like the lady at 9:40 in the orange shirt and pink pants. She seemed so annoyed that those folks were taking such a tiny baby out on that overloaded boat.
Lake Wylie, SC
A semi accurate fisherman could have ruined those floats with one "miscast".
Are you kidding? My wife could take all of that out with one "well aimed" cast! :)
8:16 mark is the Like A Boss" or good parents teaching boating to their young kids. Did you see those boys jump off with rope in hand and tie up for dad? Well Done!
Yes!! Loved it!
and the were wearing pfd's
He'll yes that kids Navy all the Way 😃
Yes. My kids love to do the dock lines.
Yes thats what my parents tought us too, boat etiquette.
Are all the rafts in case his boat sinks?! LOL
Or that fokker forgot the plug...
Is this lake not patroled by DNR or sheriff office? Probably should be.
They'd make a killing writing people up for life jackets and capacity ratings
They need a dock master!!!!!
It always amazes me how people can be so self-centered and either oblivious or not caring regarding their impact on other people. Get all your gear ready, bring it to the dock, then put the boat in the water, load up and free the shared dock space. But no......
No. Have everything your taking already in the boat. Don't tie up a dock just because your loading 3 coolers 6 preservers 7 bags of crap food and whatever else you feel the need to bring.
I used to unload a deep 14’ aluminum from the top of my truck, 25 hp motor, from box, get out of the wY and ready to go faster than these people, I did it till I was 66, then I got a trailer, I’m still working on how far to back it in, it’s a bunk, but I try to experiment a little each time to find the best method.
May I please have my eleven minutes back? What this one shows is how one group can tie up a ramp for an inordinately inconsiderate amount of time
It's the "all about me society." They have feelings that can't be hurt.....
This is evolution at work. Don’t interfere. The gene pool needs a good flush.
As with any vehicle, music can’t be so loud that other vehicles will hear it. Consideration and respect.
Reminds me of when I pack a beautiful picnic basket and roll out my blanket in the grass, between two active runways, at the local international Airport. 😀
Don't forget to complain to the tower about the excessive noise made by the planes. 😆
Haha
One of the reasons I sold my last boat. The biggest problem is when you offer advice or help they go ballistic on you. "No mas amigo", is the problem !!
I am firmly convinced that recreational boating has the highest number of Darwin Award candidates.
What an absolute cluster***k! Thank god for that moment of peace and rationality at the end.
Taught my wife how to back a trailer years ago. Makes it quick and easy to load/offlload the pontoon. 👍
We do that, but opposite. Kevin backs and I drive the boat off and on. Makes it quick!
@@paigeattheboatramp Same. I’m on boat duty while my, BF is on truck duty. Get everything ready before you hit the ramp. At the end of the day I load the boat, we move & square everything up for the ride home.
My boat will never see the waters of Lake Wylie. Too much money, too little common sense, too little common decency (I live several minutes drive to Wylie). I’ll keep going down River for a better experience. Thanks for the entertainment though! Great work Kevin and Paige!!
Thank you and thanks for watching!! 🙂
Load your boat and leave. Use it for a social hangout. How many can we fit in this boat.
not only dock blocking by numerous boats but that one with the baby is over loaded
LOL I have fond memories of my old man and uncle chewing all our asses to hurry up when launching and trailering. He always hated the idea of people waiting on him and it stuck with me. I remember him going through the "plan" with all of us as we were waiting. Man if anything went wrong you were getting you ass chewed. I remember once the winch was fighting me in the wind and wake was bad boat bobbing everywhere except where I wanted it man he was on fire lol.
Kevin hates people having to wait on him too. He always has everything ready!
My parents were like this last couple. Dad back the boat while Mom held the rope. When we were big enough we of course helped. If the dock was L shaped we'd pull the boat around the corner to make way for the next boat launching. Dad always hustled. Many times Dad would launch the boat then Mom would go park the van while Dad jumped in the boat to move it. Mom could drive the boat fine but Dad was better in tight/busy areas.
We try to be as fast as possible too. We prep before we back to the ramp, Kevin dumps me in the water and I back away from the dock until he comes back and then I pick him up.
The “like a boss guy” has his fenders on the wrong side. He ain’t that boss 😂😂
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Growing up in Tega Cay in the 80’s and 90’s…. The amount of CREDIT CARD CAPTAINS on Lake Wylie now is insane
It's terrible!
I was starting to think they were setting up to stay at the dock for the day. Kinda like camping in your backyard, only incredibly rude. Lovely music, though. Thank you for that.
I hate having to add music! Lol!
@@paigeattheboatramp Your choice of music is better than the other garbage and you only put it in when necessary, thank you for that.
Thank you David!
Y'all need a full time traffic cop at that ramp. Five minute limit or you will be banned for life. lol
Lol!
WOW!!! AND IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THE BABY THEY WOULD ALL BE SCREAMING !!! BUT ALL THE PARENTS FAULT AND DRIVER...SHAME ON THEM SO IRRESPONSIBLE!!
Are you sure that wasnt a Monty Python skit,floatie guy only needed to set up the barbecue.lol
Looks like somebody raided the clearance isle at Wally World.
They are all Wally's.
You must have some very patient people at this ramp. Taking that long would not have ended well at the ramps I use.
I'm surprised there aren't more fights!
Right!!! Around here someone would have asked him if there was a problem, if no problem he probably would have got cursed out followed by someone either driving his truck and boat to the parking lot for him, or hooking to the front of it and dragging it! Either way when all said and done he would have known to hurry the heck up at the next boat ramp he found to use!
Imagine the constant rampus, if that ramp was patrolled.
If you don't leave the area of the ramp within 5 minutes of entering the water, your're doing it wrong and making people angry.
People that want boats should know this part of ownership. Boat ramp idiots, boat ramp parking, parking fees, crowded lakes, dangerous boaters, and people just being plain inconsiderate. Also getting to the ramp super early because all the parking spots fill up and the waiting game when everyone wants off the water because of weather or at the end of the day.
You should only be at launch dock from the time your boat hits the water to the time you park your truck and trailer, 4 minutes tops.
I don't mind if new to boating people take more time. I would rather seem them safe. It's the one who take forever.
I've seen my share of stupid boaters over the years but not that many in one place! Law enforcement would have a field day. If I were you I would have said something about the overloaded boat or better yet call law enforcement, it could save a life!
I counted 10 or 11 people on the dock blocker boat including an infant, new born infant. How many PFD's and a special one for the infant? Overloaded, over capacity, and more than likely not enough PFDs. Where are the conservation cops, lake patrol? More violations that could keep the cops busy for a month.
People like that guy with all the floats are the reason that blow darts were invented.
I am a boater myself, get everything ready in the parking lit. I even start up the engine in the parking lot an shut it down. Shouldn't take more then two minutes to drop off the boat and tight down, go park and return to the boat. Get out to the meddle of the lake, do what ever you want. Let others boaters use the ramp.
Amen
I started an outboard in the parking lot one time and forgot to raise it. Crunch!
Ouch!
This video has made me extremely grateful for the solitude and peacefulness of my home lake.
yup,100 ft. of dock and my own boat ramp.life is good.
I'd be pissed. Launch the boat, get it out of the way.
I never saw any life jackets for anyone on that boat, especially that newborn.
It’s like this everywhere on the weekends. That’s why I have chosen to work the weekend shifts and be off during weekdays to do my boating! 😎🤙🏼
Smart move!!
I can't stand kayaking anymore. The lakes, rivers, and bays are too crowded with obnoxious, cussing drunks.
The float thing was hilarious!!! And with all those floats, they could have leak and that boat would never sink! Just wondering if there is any law enforcement agency that patrols the area to at least warn boaters about the "no wake zone"?
Lol!! No we don't usually see anyone getting warned about it.
The "party boat" and the boat launched at the rnd of the video are the perfect examples of two totally different cultures.
A newborn? Are these people crazy????😡
Just how long were the two boats and the pontoon at that dock? Man...
I don't know, but it was too long!
That pontoon boat I believe is a rental company that takes people out. They stay at these docks a hour waiting for customers
Thank God that I don't boat there. Is that ramp patrolled by game wardens or state park rangers. Because someone needs to run the launches and retrevals.
This is why you buy a big enough boat that you can store it in a marina.
That’s the old rich people lake with only one small boat ramp and parking is 15 miles down the road trick. Keeps people off lake. So, all these good folks need to buy a lot on the lake and make a boat club. Two ramps, lots of parking, small club house. Host boating safety courses. Fishing clubs. Fun for all. Make sure your group pays a lot next to the largest house on the lake. Serves them right. Fun a s safe boating.
Always prepare before you launch a boat so you don't hold up the boat line
Around here bayliners have as much respect as a roll of used toilet paper.
Cheaply made crap boats! Always have been!!
Too many people with nothing to do and all day to do it!! The time wasted of others was what was bothering me and then I saw that little kid with no life jacket. Then the icing on the cake was the baby getting handed onto the boat in the first place but then without a life jacket as well. Well that's my overdose of stupidity for the week!!
An overloaded boat, and a man with a tiny baby, only a disaster can happen.
This is what we call, a Democratic threshold!
OMG, that little infant in an overcrowded boat, brilliant.
I can't get over the entitlement of these people!!
They have perfected the art of "fiddly farting" around at the boat ramp!!
Lol!
With the high prices of gas I guess they couldn't afford to go out on the lake. This would never fly at the lake we frequent. They just need to have someone explain the rules to them. Politely.
A little overcrowded in that boat, with a BABY!
Look at how unstable that boat is. I would not want to be in that boat.
Why would anyone in their right mind take a brand new infant out on a boat??! There is no life jacket made for someone that smal
Ditto, 10 plus people on one boat. Where’s patrol when you need them. They will just become a weekend news story
This is why we have instructions on shampoo bottles and why common sense isn’t so common.
Holly cow, If that happened at my local ramp there would be ambulances taking bodies away lol
I'm surprised there aren't more fights! Lol!
@@paigeattheboatramp 85-90% people that use our local ramp are fast and use common sense. Prep before getting to the ramp, launch, park, and the boats under way.. same on return, load lock the front shackle and sort the boat out up in the wash down bays or the car park.. But you always get that few on the busiest days that dawdle and load their boats on the ramp and fidget with this and that.. And when there are 30 boats lined up to launch, tempers do flare and I have seen it turn nasty on many occasions. > I watched a senior fully pack down his boat on the ramp one day.. And I mean, pedantic wrapping ropes and stowing them away, tying down canopies(Bimini) +++ But what do you do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Crazy to have all those adults on the boat and no one knows how to drive off the trailer so they don’t have to take up space on the dock like those other fools?
You got twiddle dee launching his boat and then going for lunch while hogging the only slip. And twiddle dumb deciding to spend the day with his boat on the trailer on the ramp
When I launch and recover everything is put in order so the boat is tied to the dock for the bare minimum. Most people are just so self-center/lack any level of self-awareness and because of it aren't even inconsiderate as they don't even seem to understand other people exist.
15 to 20 seconds max at the ramp. She's in the boat, I back up, slam on the brakes, she floats away, I park, she comes back and picks me up at the end of the dock!
@@richardredhead 🤔👍🤣
A well-designed boat ramp would not have docks directly beside the ramp for this reason. They would be offset 15-20 yards from the ramp entrance on either side.
Holy smokes. These folks should not operate anything on land or sea.
That’s why I say that if you can’t carry your boat on your back your boat is too big.
Dang, I was waiting for those tubes to come flying up in the bot when they got underway and smack everyone in the boat🤣🤣🤣
Lol!!
I'm so happy hardly anyone goes to the boat ramp i use. I can take my time, its peaceful, no asshole to deal with, one rushing me, no lines of boats and trucks with trailer fighting to get in or out first. Its bliss.
Sounds like it!
They should be arrested for general ignorance.