Breakup, Respecting Elders, & Discrimination | Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
2017 ж. 12 Нау.
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Also, I am touring with my stand-up show "Thoda Saaf Bol" across various cities in India from April 2017, where I perform 1 hour of jokes. Tickets Link below.
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Credits:
Shot at - Canvas Laugh Club
Edited by - Nanak Bhatia & Abhishek Upmanyu
Sound Mixing & Mastering - Sohail Gandhi (Tuning Fork Studios)
Written & Performed by - Abhishek Upmanyu
"Idhar aao Papa jara Idhar aao." 😂😂😂😂
Abe Gar se nikalvaoge kya ... Gar me rakh rkha he vo bhi badi baat hai 😂🤣
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Lmfaoo best line.
Aise Mat bolo Daant me kide pad jaayenge 😂😂
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His accent adds to the humour😂 Too good.
Agustina D Content ok Accent fab Equals Great humour
Agustina D Exactly😂 ARMY♥️
Army yeahhhhhu ✌✌
Not accent, it's the lisp which is funny!
Army!!!
"Akela hai?" "Bohot"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine what would be like when Abhishek will have his own child.... He's gonna roast the child like anything 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 literally
Abhishek reminds me of grown up shinChan
grown up indian shinchan
LOL
@@amal.k10606 Very creative of you.
@@samyeharshel thanks
More like shinchan's dad
This guy have special issue with his Father 😂😂😂
I gave your 200th like I agree with your comment tho😂😂🤣🤣🤣
201 th like
i gave your 400th like
Or probably a relationship so strong and a father with good sense of humour, who can take a joke, who isn't a snowflake.
Yes
The rarest thing about Abhishek Upamanyu is his innocence. The way he refrains from faking or pretending to be brash or cocky like other contemporary comedians, and most importantly he's not peachy... Wish you all the best Mr Upamanyu... You are a hero!
Fun fact : The things he talk about can be related by our life😂😂
He needs to do a Netflix stand up for one full hour.. 🤣🤣
why not amazon?
Why Amazon?
@@zubinmehta3035 i don't have netflix...😁
Just get a Netflix mobile plan for 199/- Netflix and Amazon have different titles. But I think you already know that.
Nope...i don't want him to do, hinduphobic jokes nahi sunne mujhe
I was in the audience and he was just amazing 😂😂😂😂😂
Bhai kitne der Tak Chala show
@@deepakkhatri2497 thanks
Har video pe yehi same comment krta hai ?
@@anukarans.6978 vai vai🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was that Rohan Joshhi in the crowd by any chance? That laugh that stands out.
His jokes never gets old ❤️
Yeah 😁😁😁
@@babyshree... Yeah 👍
If a Brahmin committed adultery or rape, he was only fined (Manu Smriti VIII.385). However if a Shudra had sexual intercourse with a Brahmin woman, he was to be put to death whether the act was consensual or not (Vashishtha Dharmashastra 21.1). If a Brahmin abuses a Shudra, he has to pay a small fine (Manu Smriti VIII. 268) or nothing at all (Gautam Dharma Sutra XII.10). But in the reverse case, the tongue of a Shudra was to be cut off (Manu Smriti VIII. 270).
If a Brahmin committed adultery or rape, he was only fined (Manu Smriti VIII.385). However if a Shudra had sexual intercourse with a Brahmin woman, he was to be put to death whether the act was consensual or not (Vashishtha Dharmashastra 21.1). If a Brahmin abuses a Shudra, he has to pay a small fine (Manu Smriti VIII. 268) or nothing at all (Gautam Dharma Sutra XII.10). But in the reverse case, the tongue of a Shudra was to be cut off (Manu Smriti VIII. 270).
@@Bharatwasi7 so.....😒
2:22 AU: Agar respect nahi ki toh? Papa: daat mai kide 😂
AU : pagal nai ho yaar aap
The way he speaks makes him different from other Comedians.
Aaaaah army!!
ARMY?
My bias Lisa 🙏
@@dishaaaa hey!
@@Meandino804 yup!
1:48 bcozz fees bhii to wahi bhar rhe hh 😂😂
Still watching these old videos because they never seem to get old everytime these make me laugh
"Toh mai keede khane lag gaya" 😂😂😂
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And some ✨CHINESE✨ people took it seriously 🙂😭🤣😭
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I would have watched it a hundred times but it makes me laugh every single time. 😂😂
👍😀
😂😂 it is funny
Actually
🤣🤣he is amazing
Which means you need a doctor appointment 😂😂😂😂
2:09 Hum pehle paida huye the 😂😂😂😂😂
The game of stand-up is natural it's all about your sense of humor 😅
One woman in audience is having day of her life 😂
yes😂
That's saurabh pant
Thulasi Dharan haha 😂
It sounds like a guy
Sourabh pant
The highlight of this video is "To Mai keede khaane lag Gaya"
bingo
Does this mean something dirty or does it refer to some joke I don't get? 😅
@@parthavaidya9516 No. Its just about flow of the joke.
For me its oye hoi kya masude the😂
Yes...u laughed out hard!!!
4:57 what salman khan is doing there in the audience
Ohhhhhh
😂
I swear this was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. This was just perfect. You did an appreciative performance. Downloaded this for exam season :)
Background laugh : archana singh
😂😂😂🙏
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😂
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Pura
I usually don’t comment but “Yehi baatein to baad me yaad ayegi” 😂🤣😂🤣
Hahaha
Sahi hai bhai 184 logo ko chod kai kisi ko samajh nahi aya waise mai bhi comments karta nahi par "Yahi baate toh baad mai yaad ayengi " 😂😂
@@Nooblifter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I usually dont rply bt yhi baate to baad me yaad aaingi 😂
Aur ek Abhishek 😂😂
That "keede" part had me laughing always no matter how many times I see it 🤣🤣
2:28 that man laugh is like prisoner op from bhatt
That accent like *Chali gyi yaar itna pyar kiya phir bhi Chali gyi * this reminds me of one of my friend 🤣🤣🙏🙏
C'mon everybody has that type of friend, jiski zindagi zand hai pr vo manege nhi aur faltu mai try marega aour phir royega tere pass aake aur phir vahi harkate 1 mahene baad
@@shatakshisharma5240 mere best friend ka itna bura katta phir bhi Kah raha tha woh mere see pyar karti h abhi bhi aur woh topper mujhe padha kar pass karwata ta mera socho ek toh single barso upar see engineering upar see iska tension 😅
Bhai sab ka ek esa friend hota hi hai 🤣🤣
@@shatakshisharma5240 your name like express train 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Htt salo 😂😂😂🤣🤣
90's - kaalu 2021- Brown munda🔥😂
And Gotiya became Ballsy.
By the way color discrimination is not mentioned in constitution 🥱🥱
2011. सैय्या काला रे😂
@@guidancewithsaurabh ever heard about article 15 bro?
@@rohitsutradhar4819 yes yes go on bro
Thanks abhishek.. I had a breakup recently and you kept me smiling.
5:05 😂😂😂😂🤣
-Vai daru piye cal? -Nahi ansu wo se pet var liya this line has another level swag🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@vineet_anand typical bangali
Lol you can just type bhai. I seriously don't get why do y'all use v when you have bh
@@geet6797 😆😆
@@geet6797 hnn bhai 😂😂 ajeeb hi log hai aise 😂
@@geet6797 sahi kaha vai.....i mean bhai 😂
"Idhar aao papa zara idhar aao" 😂😂🤣🤣
If you get a chance to marry abhisekh will you marry?
@@devaashgupta547 why not ?
@@shrimigaurav4635 but why?
haa humne bhi dekha video
@@shrimigaurav4635 bande ke masoode bade gande hain
Some lady in the audience is making all the jokes 2x funnier 😂😂
1:32 that man laugh is like prioner op only bhatt fan would know
"Respect Nahi ki to?" "To Dant mein keede par jayenge" 😂😂😂😂
By ur "Par" .....I can predict u r frm Bihar
@@ajaypalsingh6318 ya so? Any judging?
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Yahi baatein toh fir baad mein yaad ayengi 😂
I showed this to my parents and now I am homeless
Koi baat ni
😭
😂🤣🤣
Yes man they really are creepy they are like hey dm me hey my apartment is empty
Umm I am male bruh
Watching it 7th time in a year ...and still laughing 😂
The thing about respect is written in our Hindu shastra. It goes as below. "Always respect people who have more age (in terms of experience), knowledge or skilled in weaponry". I mean U don't expect Abhishek to know this but the jokes are still funny🤣🤣
Arey bhai teeri videos ka wait krte krte daant mein keede padh gyee meere!
Lmao xD
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Me too
Aditya aa gayi bhai
"usne mujhe kaala bol diya" that tone 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mudit Chandolia 😂
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Andhera ho jayga dikhega bhi ni
Kyuki tu kala hai
04:53 sec me dekho 🤣🤣
I love his laugh and smile!! He is awesome!! Even his lisp is so cute..
1:02 😂🤣💥
"idar ao papa zara idar ao... idar aao baat karni hai" Fell off my chair!
"Respect your elders" Kyu??? "Hum pehle paida hue the"
Aur nahi kiya toh? Daat mai keede padenge.
@@manjilshere7700 😂😂
@@manjilshere7700 pagal toh nahi yaar aap😅😅😅
@@gaur2954 🤣🤣👌
in my opinion, they are raising us so we should respect them.
I choked on water when he said mai keede khaan lag gya 🤣🤣🤣 his tone is what makes his comedy best 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can watch it 100 times and still find it absolutely hilarious😂
Idhar aao paapa... Idhar aao..😂😂😂😝
I ssly Watched that part 5-6 times😂😂
Chal chal apne baap ko mat sikha ........😂😂😂
Haa beta boolo😂😂
@@devanshumasodker118 kyu faltu Bol raha hai too.
@@greatpretender6820 Bhai Dil pe kyo leta h majak h majak ki tarah lo ek to upar se itni sad dp daal rakhi h
Kenny Sebastian --- 1.6 million subs , 174 videos Abhishek upmanyu-- 1.6 million subs , 7 videos
Kenny chutiya h
@Red Rum nahi chutya Kenny he h
Kenny Sebastian is a jerk who just shows off .
@@pfrxdm Absolutely Correct.
@@pfrxdm behan aap bas bhajan suna karo
Abhishek u r simply awesome.....love watching your videos
Brought up well❤ such a cutie gentle man❤
"Hum phle paida hue the" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
"Chali gayi bhai chali gayi shit yaar"..😂😂😂😂
100th like
Itna pyr kia.phr b chli gai😂😂
@@aqsamalik9162 😂😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing
ARMYYYYYYY
AAAMMMMYYY!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜
1:20 Chinese took it seriously
Chal chal lanna kam kr apda
I agree with one thing Why should we respect elders?? Respecting someone just for the age factor is not right. We should respect People for their behaviour and personality not for Age I feel.
1:25, at this moment, A son has potential to scold his dad😂😂😂😂
The thing is Abhishek don't just tell jokes. He also acts with them. His way of telling jokes makes him stand apart from other comedians. Other comedian do only comedy. They don't feel the joke themselves. They just tell it and expect people to laugh.
Exactly. His expressions when telling them is like icing on the cake. That straight face and disgusted face he makes🤣 oh god
Kon kon 2024 me dekh rha he
Me tho 1080p me dekrahu
Your father 😂
Abhi bhai mere hisaab ye akela standup video hai jisme itne views hai You r awesome bhaiiii Love you
Abhishek Upmanyu and Anubhav Singh Bassi🔥
What about akash gupta
And what about Zakir khan
@@magmadevil1127 yrr bas mujhe na lagta he uska name hi famous he mana unhone bahut pehle se chalu kr di thi pr that sakht launda iski wajah se hi famous he wrna jane kitte comdeiadn he bahut btw sab bdiya he
@@tanu___8578 yeh bahut achi bat kahi apne
@@magmadevil1127 hmm mujhe pata he 😂😂
I am hearing a specific laughter , it's SORABH PANT in the audience :P
Karishma Rabha he's laughing his ass off
yesss
Karishma Rabha Na Na it's laugh of a girl
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yaa 😂😂
The laughing lady in the audience repeating "Oye hoye hoye". Thoroughly enjoying the show. 😂😂😂😂
He should file a patent for his "to main keere khane lag gya" joke. It's epic.
3:38 Bhai bandi ke kya masudey they yaar!!!...😂😂😂😂👍
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Can anyone please tell me what is mean by masoode....I really don't know .....thanks🙂
@@bhanuprasad5262 teeth
@@fizadivekar2509 thank you
@@bhanuprasad5262 Gums
From the research that I just did, you are the second most viewed stand-up comic of India, second to Kenny. I love your dialog delivery, YOU ARE THE BEST!
साला चूतिया what about biswa...!!
durg3sh even more than Biswa... His most popular stand-up performance has 1.4 million views Abhishek has 2.2 million
I think Zakir Khan's videos have over 3 million views. But still, I think this guy is very good.
Issac Sakata oooo I just looked him up. He has almost 5 million on his most popular video... *impressed Obama face*
that is because biswa stopped uploading videos like a year ago
Strss gone for 5.30 min. 😂😂
This is peak comedy, the best of the best.
3 videos and more than 90k subscribes he could become one of the best youtubers of India if he will keep uploading new content
Trending Stuff Problem is not with standup comedians. Problem is people want free stuff. Not many will spend money on watching standups. People don't know that the comedian's life depends on it. There is an increase of people who will go to attend these shows. So that's good.
pranav basra crossed 100k 🔥
Sai Krishna which is the 4th one o.O ?
Free content right there , Indians are cheap :D
bring more
Bhai jaldi upload karro apni videos. I am addicted to you now. You are awesome.
I mean addicted to your comedy
bhai pura naam likh G Singh se dimag mein g string hi ata hai
Hahaha
I understand
I would love to pay and come and watch it live. Only if I lived in India. Sadly. Next time I m in India I would actually make time for Mumbai.
Your three videos all total is just outstanding, I never get bored, while watching many times , and watching more often, every time I get the kick of happiness 😀☺desperately waiting for latest videos.
It makes me laugh Every single time🤣🤣🤣♥️ I have watched it many times 🤣 This boy 🤣🤣
Shitt...I Can Hear That Miss Homeopathy Doctor In The Crowd 😂😂
Lol😂😂
😂😂😂akash gupta reference
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Lol sameee!!!😂
Galti Karli Inse Baat Karke
Abhishek, you are most underrated comedian. Your Puns are much stronger than rest of the comedians. Man you are one of the best Stand Up Comedian, one can witness.
JackOfAll lol 3 vids over 4m views 100k+ subs he is not underrated at all he's the best.
There was not a single pun. Do you know what pun is?
not under rated!..he is new and emerging! he is already more funnier than those guys at SnG or EIC(except Khatri)!! maybe he's the next Biswa Kalyan???
#Biswa
anjali wapas aao please. yaad h narangi khaate the garam dudh ke sath. aur tamanna aunty ke samne nariyal ke khaal chabate the. aur wo humara SSC ke exam ke liye dhulandinagar ke zoo me us harambe ko khana khilate the. lekin logo ne mujhse harambe bhi cheen liya aur tu bhi harami ho gayi. ok sorry ye galti se ikh diya. wapas aao please. main harambe aur anjali, mil baithenge chaar yaar.
Nobody can match this Legend of stand-up comedy.
Totally Adorable! 😍
1.2M subscribers just for 3 videos. Does Abhishek even Know about the 1.2M? Doubt.!! Thug life😂
Thug life nhi famousness..
Exactly
@@Nikhil-hi5qe *fame
1.8
Live shows m zaada aae log isliye nhi daalta
"keede khane lag gaya" that was osm dude!!! i havent laughed this bad on a utube video....
His ability to go on other topic without reuining the previous topic in unveliable ❤🤲
Same here.... one of the finest guy. Keep it up bro. Ek se ek contact hai bhai😇😇
'To main keede khane lag gaya'.... Mannn i burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nimmy Das hahaha same here
Beta keede mat khao..... Daanth me keede pad jaenge.. 😂😂
wo sab toh thik hai....par ye naya vedio kab dalegA?
Nimmy Das even I
Nimmy Das "bombs' are being made to burst out 😉
I just love the sarcasm in your tone..😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
apoorva choumal sarcasm ka matlab??
Gautam Kumar vyangya in hindi 😂😂😂
GOOGLE ITT. :)
apoorva choumal you'r gorgeous yr 😉
apoorva chouma
I'm watching this video for the third time and it is still very funny . Abhishek sir, you are a great comedian, I being your biggest fan want you to upload more videos .
his expressions create more comedy than the content . hats off man . feel it like watching it again and again
2:49 Best peice of comedy on entire KZhead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every time I wanna laugh.. I watch him... no matter how many times have you watched... he is damn funny !! salute man 😇
same here..😂😂
Divya Kumari ben 10 jacket. cool
Siddharth Y 😆
mee alsoo
true that
never getting old~♥️♥️
BHAi you have continued 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽😍 had watched 2 old videos of yours and me I'm your Big fan,...
Me: kyun karni hai respect?. Parents: behass mat karo.. 😂😂
ek baar ghar pr bol kr to dekh fir #### par kitne pad rhe vo bhi batana
This is my 12th time that I'm watching this video.. Akela hai?? BOHOT 😂😂
Rezina Singla SAME HAHAHAHAH
that ws the best line.. 🤣🤣
Bahoot
Rezina Singla exactly.. Me too.. Donno the count but more than 6 or 7 times
Maine toh 14 bar dekhli...naya vedio kab dalegA?😠
Has hans ke paagal kardiya Abhishek ...you are mad seriously 🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy always makes me laugh in stress ❤️😌.
His way of delivering jokes that is just mind blowing.
4:08 Ahhh his smile😍😍😍
❤Love u bhaiya god bless u with welbeing & prosperity ❤
"Usane mujhe kaala bol diya" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
yaar please make new video I want see you .. you are awesome I'm enjoyed soooooo much.
When he said "to me keede khane lag gaya", it marks a watershed moment for indian comedy. In fifty years, we'll talk about how a bloke named Abhishek Upmanyu completely redefined comedy in native Indian languages.
I am just being the Abhishek who is replying to a comment from an Abhishek on this video by Abhishek
@@AbhishekVankit that's Abhishek-ception.
With the current state of our country, it's going to be really difficult to see Indian people talking about comedy in a time-frame of 20-25 years. So, 50 years certainly feels like an impossibility.
*Abhishekverse*
@@sayantanchakraborty3221 I am also abhishek and i'm replying guy who commented on abhishek comment of abhishek vedio
Every time I watch it it feels like the first time ❤️
Watching these again and again
Can't stop laughing.. Its midnight and i am laughing hard and my mom came to my room worried and she said beta zindagi mai kuch bhi problem hogi tu mujhse share kar sakta hai.. 😂
Ujjawal babbar 😶😶😅😅
Ujjawal babbar u8th uu8
Ujjawal babbar u8u
Saumya Mishra u
Uyu