If you told me 10 years ago I’d be watching a person give the rock a haircut I wouldn’t have believed you
@The_real_Barack_Obama9 ай бұрын
same. People are weird sometimes
@SalisburyTheWaterFoxxo9 ай бұрын
If I told you yesterday that you'd be watching a person give the rock a haircut you wouldn't have believed me. Just goes on to say how impulsive the internet had made us
@Harsh-xk9ly9 ай бұрын
i like The Rock, hes good man
@pressf24519 ай бұрын
If you had told me 10 years ago that I’d be watching this, I probably would have wanted to see it then. I clicked this because I just had to see what it entailed and would have done the same 10 years ago
@camcat268 ай бұрын
@@Harsh-xk9lyif you told me 5 years ago that I would be watching rock asmr, I would’ve probably believed you
@Igottoosillyl8 ай бұрын
Imagine a billion years from now someone finds this rock, they will never have guessed it had a haircut
@snotdog249 ай бұрын
Yeah his hair would have grown by then
@-GordonFreeman9 ай бұрын
Poor rock might be balding by then
@micah_bea8 ай бұрын
that is so relateable i alwasys find a rock that will never have guessed it had a haircut
@peskybird76278 ай бұрын
God would have come by then
@BiggestMessiFan123348 ай бұрын
@@BiggestMessiFan12334 ??
@ibisicvs8 ай бұрын
It was worth it. That stone immediately looks 2000 years younger!
@stepdro29686 ай бұрын
🤣
@wnlover6412Ай бұрын
Whoever’s reading this remember God loves you very much!!!! Jesus is King and was crucified, buried, and rose so we can be saved and you can accept Him today🙏❤️💯
@Kaleb_ScАй бұрын
😂😂
@Kaleb_ScАй бұрын
@@Kaleb_Scamen 🙏🏻
@John05.Ай бұрын
@@Kaleb_Sc Jit did not have to bring up god. Like let mfs have their own religion/beleifs (Ik i spelled that wrong)
@sedianttheone4009Ай бұрын
everything i've ever done, ever said, ever thought, ever went... it all led me to this moment. watching a man give a haircut to a rock. this is my life.
@_Kona__2 ай бұрын
And then me saying hi to you
@Jakub680Ай бұрын
and then me replying
@Laylam8Ай бұрын
and then me reading this
@kiirisakisАй бұрын
and then me hating on you all and being racist online
@GuywithabadenglishOfficcialАй бұрын
And then i get put on a government watch list
@vermelonYTАй бұрын
imagine getting up in the mornng, getting a nice hot coffee and look outside the window for some sunlight, then you see a dude giving a rock a new cut.
@topfart149 ай бұрын
Yeah man 😂 i think the same thing 😅
@11xxDIMAxx119 ай бұрын
You’d probably also see the camera and figure it was a weird new internet trend
@camcat268 ай бұрын
LOLL
@vuelxq8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@tzwyyds8 ай бұрын
😰💀
@CH40T1C_TW1NKL38 ай бұрын
“Cassandra the neighbors at it again” “What’s he doing this time?” ….. “He’s putting shaving cream on a rock…”
@iixxbr0k3n_m4yxxiiyt610 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@versed09 ай бұрын
LMAO Cassandra so random 😂
@gotusgotus9 ай бұрын
Hahaha You Made My Day😂😂
@davidxd5849 ай бұрын
"dear god"
@waypoint7329 ай бұрын
Alf is Shaving lol
@Zetchzie9 ай бұрын
I really love the idea of someone just seeing a random rock and thinking to themselves "That rock needs a haircut"
@sameroid75605 ай бұрын
You can tell how much he really enjoyed this. Such a handsome young rock!
@Earthalien892 ай бұрын
rock went from 🪨 to 🗿 real quick
@onevodkasoda10 ай бұрын
This is a top tier comment. 😂👌🏼
@sp00kyMerBabe10 ай бұрын
Noice bro 😂
@henryhartzenberg581010 ай бұрын
Super comment.
@CosmicShieldMaiden10 ай бұрын
✨🗿
@George-js4zi10 ай бұрын
Humbled indeed
@gigachad343310 ай бұрын
so nice seeing Dwayne be so calm during this haircut.
@DeeperPls10 ай бұрын
For real
@Thrower.Guez0310 ай бұрын
"I don't think Dwayne has hair to cut bro!"
@Cazammaf10 ай бұрын
@@Cazammaftha shi was so unfunny
@Tgl_reyz9 ай бұрын
Shoutou to his barber must not be easy cutting his hair
@gxdz-_t0x1c519 ай бұрын
@@CazammafThat's how he went bald
@wMadmansion9 ай бұрын
Is it me or does his client look a little stoned?
@Pseudonaym6 ай бұрын
Comedy
@theshapeshifter033022 күн бұрын
It’s you buddy
@IvanFrmBpt9 күн бұрын
Never thought a human being could get jealous of a rock and yet here i am
@PhsychoSomatic2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@AnnaZhigareva6 күн бұрын
I must say your roleplays are getting boulder and boulder these days.
@wo0topia10 ай бұрын
booo
@Cazammaf10 ай бұрын
@@CazammafJust let him rock on, man, I thought his pun was solid, don't soil this for him
@ilovet59269 ай бұрын
Omg💀💀
@Nixxit.Blake..9 ай бұрын
This is bound to the rock the boat ifykwim
@Nixxit.Blake..9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@CrueSader739 ай бұрын
This rock been on earth for countless years just chillin I bet he never thought he would be KZhead famous
@slothasmr772710 ай бұрын
This comment.
@norgesmark9 ай бұрын
i don’t think he ever thought he would get a haircut either
@teehee57009 ай бұрын
@@teehee5700 i bet he never thought
@krotailen80259 ай бұрын
@@krotailen8025bruh😂😂😂
@VL444X9 ай бұрын
This rock just got the haircut of all time
@UnfortunateAF9 ай бұрын
This rock should be in a museum.
@muchuchurooАй бұрын
I clicked on this as a joke why am I getting tingles 💀
@morpho_kight5 ай бұрын
same😂
@dzpr00495 ай бұрын
Same 😂😂😂
@Laurasophie2364 күн бұрын
I haven't taken my pet rock to a groomer before cause everyone just laughs at me. I'm glad there's people out there who truly appreciate a good rock touch up.
@subject_changed46909 ай бұрын
600th like :)
@anubis_atg7 ай бұрын
@@anubis_atg605 lmao
@HyperHrishiHD7 ай бұрын
@@anubis_atg620th like :(
@ovgem7 ай бұрын
715th
@corney53367 ай бұрын
832th
@leaguixxx97367 ай бұрын
No one has ever been that gentle to the rock before
@twilighthunter80219 ай бұрын
Sad ending :(
@twilighthunter80219 ай бұрын
The End ☠️
@NightFeIicity8 ай бұрын
Womp womp
@NoobWithAGun2.0-Offical5 күн бұрын
I must thank the youtube algorithm for bringing me this extraordinary content!
@Ucieczka88Ай бұрын
That rock bouta pull so many geodes fr
@gorillanoodles5 ай бұрын
Such a handsome little guy can’t wait to see him grow into a boulder.
@jonrios13899 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ihatedrugs22467 ай бұрын
No, that's technically impossible. the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. Rocks are typically formed through the process of lithification, which involves the compaction and cementation of sediment over long periods of time. This process occurs under specific conditions such as pressure, temperature, and the presence of minerals a small rock, by definition, lacks the necessary mass and composition to undergo this process and transform into a boulder. The size of a rock is determined by its initial formation and subsequent erosion, weathering, or transportation. While rocks can undergo changes in size due to these processes, they do not grow in the same way living organisms do moreover, the growth of a rock into a boulder would require the addition of significant amounts of sediment or minerals over time. Without these essential components, a small rock cannot accumulate the necessary mass and volume to become a boulder. The laws of physics dictate that the growth of a rock is limited to the processes of erosion, weathering, and transportation, which can cause rocks to break down or change in shape, but not increase in size In conclusion, the growth of a small rock into a boulder is impossible due to the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. rocks do not possess the ability to grow like living organisms, and their size is determined by factors such as initial formation, erosion, and weathering.
@FBI-iq4kp7 ай бұрын
@@FBI-iq4kp It was just a joke 😭
@vallavictorious7 ай бұрын
@@FBI-iq4kp fr
@suhaasvemuri79807 ай бұрын
@@FBI-iq4kpwhat's wrong with you
@DeathMelody.7 ай бұрын
why are weird / obscure ASMRs actually better then regular asmr
@e_master_the_one8 ай бұрын
well most popular asmr channels are women (nothing wrong with that) but ASMR doesn't really seem to be the main point for them. this is just straight up, as is rock asmr. nothing sexual or distracting. 100% effort and tingles
@abogmus89047 ай бұрын
@@abogmus8904i don’t know what kind of asmr you’re watching but i rarely find sexual asmr content with girls. occasionally i will but honestly even those are pretty relaxing. there are also a lot of girl asmrists who’ve had a lot of creative ideas. gibi asmr, angelica, asmr planet are some examples
@sleepycomfort7 ай бұрын
@@abogmus8904the algorithm is telling on you rn, i rarely see sexual asmr shit. but if you click on that kind of stuff you’re gonna see it all the time
@marquisespinneretmindfang98737 ай бұрын
@@abogmus8904 Do you understand that you’re saying all women ASMR channels solely do sexual content? What the actual fuck dude
@grim_566 ай бұрын
right!
@jordynhardy22026 ай бұрын
Glad to see rock and scissors getting along okay
@jakez5778Ай бұрын
this bro is really a expert in his job, not 1 tool, two tools at same time, insane
@XDann064 ай бұрын
ASMR is an excuse for people to do whatever and I love it
@serv18946 ай бұрын
fR
@speaktruth8965 ай бұрын
Asmr committing tax fraud is the best one yet
@bluejay37483 ай бұрын
Fr
@elzeyden3 ай бұрын
And to be honest, that's exactly it. It's not about _what_ you're doing. It's about _how_. Haphazard, or controlled? Calm, or chaotic?
@elitejv2 ай бұрын
@@bluejay3748Tax evasion asmr is more relatable but I guess that’s just me
@MarqueeliusThe_III2 ай бұрын
That's honestly the most original ASMR i've ever seen
@KirillMolotok9 ай бұрын
This video is one of the videos of all time
@UnfortunateAF9 ай бұрын
@@UnfortunateAFfr
@dumplingcat42159 ай бұрын
@@UnfortunateAF Yah that joke will never be funny.
@WitchKing-Of-Angmar9 ай бұрын
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmarok
@seller41209 ай бұрын
@@WitchKing-Of-AngmarMove along kiddo.
@farhatamnan37369 ай бұрын
The best client still as a rock
@matiasa9953 ай бұрын
鶏が鳴くくらい早朝から石の散髪してるの斬新とかいうレベルじゃなくて好き
@Alice_delos5 ай бұрын
I was not expecting to sit down for 20 minutes to watch a rock get a hair cut but I have no regrets
@kaiser67117 ай бұрын
Same, it’s 6 am right now, I’ve been awake for the last 3 hours. Have work in 1 hour and…. I’m watching this rock get a haircut 😂
@Erica937.6 ай бұрын
@@Erica937.Rock is balder then ever
@elbryan47516 ай бұрын
no regerts
@Dos_weone_con_tiempo_libre6 ай бұрын
Same here at 1AM almost 2AM lol
@AwesomeStarbust75 ай бұрын
I kinda feel bad for that blade lol
@grasswithaknife5 ай бұрын
I bet his fiance is so used to his weirdness that when he says he is going to give a rock a shave and a haircut she's like "yeah okay whatever" and goes about her day.
@anthonywatson150810 ай бұрын
She's his wife now
@inasez10 ай бұрын
The guy is probably happier than most of us here in the comments
@maverickmyu796810 ай бұрын
@@maverickmyu7968damn right
@williamafton374410 ай бұрын
@@maverickmyu7968that’s a hectic thing to say man💀
@ilovenanami456910 ай бұрын
@@ilovenanami4569 its true though 😂😆😄😅😀🥹🥺😢😭
@K1NG0FW0LV359 ай бұрын
This is not the ASMR we wanted, this is the ASMR we needed
@user-xx7qv4xs1kАй бұрын
Listening to this while watching felt like im getting a new haircut
@AndyIsLazy18Ай бұрын
Words cant describe how badly i want rocks to be living entities who're just chill as hell, completely indifferent to being broken shattered or moved around, just vibing for countless years soaking in all that life has to offer, almost like an endless hibernation, the most relaxing experience you could imagine y'know and this one just randomly got a haircut during his endless journey and is real chuffed about it
@fobo33619 ай бұрын
woah thats such a cool thought.. now i want that too !!
@bleepbloop3119 ай бұрын
@@bleepbloop311i am rock
@youremother.9 ай бұрын
🗿
@Mystixor9 ай бұрын
Boy do I have a religion for you (Shinto)
@Folphin9 ай бұрын
Isn’t that just a turtle?
@ardyhdecafowt8 ай бұрын
Perfect no headphone sounds, fell asleep to this one.
@TirarADeguello10 ай бұрын
Mission accomplished, thanks Mike!
@whispersoft10 ай бұрын
Legend respecting legend
@AKAWalker10 ай бұрын
And I'm here too
@Trafento9 ай бұрын
What exactly is no headphone sounds?
@kageneeks63939 ай бұрын
Ah so this rock is getting elegant for his medical check with Dr Andrew Michaels. Now everything makes sense 🤔
@CrickettoSantalune9 ай бұрын
An electrifying cut thats so good,you'd look like the final boss
@journeymanXАй бұрын
that rock holding back tears 💀
@ajouad339729 күн бұрын
This is the most relaxed looking rock I’ve ever seen. He’s loving his haircut.
@millenialmemoirs7 ай бұрын
UK, right? Usually rocks have a look of half relaxed, have ready to end it all
@bignerdy4517 ай бұрын
he's really feeling it
@Barrne_6 ай бұрын
who says it's a he??
@hel92926 ай бұрын
@@hel9292i dont imagine that any rocks have sex or gender, but at the same time i dont think it minds what its referred to, people will call anything "he"
@JayFromWalmark5 ай бұрын
@@hel9292who says it’s an it? 🤨
@kaim77094 ай бұрын
It’s not just a rock…it’s a boulder ❤
@nat436910 ай бұрын
Period❣️🙏🏻
@norgesmark9 ай бұрын
Quote was the other way around btw
@Jeff-lo4ud9 ай бұрын
@@Jeff-lo4udright it doesn’t make sense 😭
@halatiny65379 ай бұрын
“It’s not just a boulder it’s a rock!!”-Spongebob Squarepants quote ❤😂
@Misstwistedbliss_alexawwe9 ай бұрын
"Its not just a boulder, It's Iraq!" - Spongebob
@sneztchy9 ай бұрын
wow that haircut rocks!
@ProdByCariАй бұрын
Channels like Atmosphere put in so much effort with costumes and props and yet I’m just as invested watching this guy man handle this rock on his porch.
@Ally-Oop2 ай бұрын
I remember getting my pet rock groomed as a kid. This video makes me sedimental
@Urben9118 ай бұрын
Good one 😅😂
@tigertie77017 ай бұрын
This pun rocks.
@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan5 ай бұрын
Sedementary sedentary
@JlynASMR4 ай бұрын
so is this. @@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan
@v1ct1m_v3 ай бұрын
how *stoned* were you when typing this?
@rashidrahman79983 ай бұрын
Despite how dull that knife may be from all that scraping, i won't deny: that rock is looking *sharper* than ever 🥁
@-Cryo-10 ай бұрын
There was no razor in the handle but i dont doubt that the metal part of the handle is very scraped up after that
@shadow_wolfgaming73979 ай бұрын
Que humildad de la roca dejándose cortar el pelo por whispersoft luego de grabar rápidos y furiosos 11
@maxasmr75 ай бұрын
The tingles always come from random and original ideas like these
@jax8611 күн бұрын
The rock after this haircut: 🗿
@toxicthereporter51510 ай бұрын
The absolute giga chad
@nyohohoo10 ай бұрын
S s ère w
@romainallen189910 ай бұрын
that rock will forever be grateful for the care it received on this day
@an6elz8 ай бұрын
4:28 is so tingly bro
@JosiahsASMR8 күн бұрын
Dwayne Johnson
@BiBSMR2 ай бұрын
Imagine going outside and seeing your neighbor just randomly give a rock a haircut 😂
@versed09 ай бұрын
And, you just read my mind. If i was that neighbor, i would probably wonder if this dude was okay.
@jacksonandy2187 ай бұрын
Next level landscaping
@acewilliams79177 ай бұрын
After 4 billion years, that rock finally had its first and presumably last haircut. 🗿
@DamascoGamer8 ай бұрын
hey man, you never know; that rock could very well stick around in the house/yard to come back for another cut in the future
@barthotymous5 ай бұрын
I fell half asleep like halfway through the video and half woke up at 8:02 thinking he was actually cutting someone's hair 😂😂😂😂😂
@MatthewInAFryingPan4 ай бұрын
Always make sure you acclimate ur rock early when it’s a pebble to monthly haircuts so in the future they won’t have any anxiety near frequent cuts
@impostormonkey6 ай бұрын
Golf commentator narration: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another exciting round of ASMR with WS. Here we see WS begin to fill the bowl with, not 1 or 2, but 12-16 pumps of shaving gel foam. A bold move indeed; let’s see if this will pay off further along. Now, WS has decided to go with the putt brush, an unorthodox move, one we haven’t seen in a long time. And now the mixing begins. To the untrained eye it may seem that he is simply making a mess, but what the inexperienced viewer does not see is the method by which WS incorporates the foam onto the brush. Notice the movements of the wrist, the grip on the brush, and the intensity of the strokes as he incorporates all of the foam. Pure poetry. Next he begins to cover the rock with the foam. First some light brushes and strokes, as though he were a painter feeling and visualizing the stunning artwork hidden in the canvas. At last the rock is covered and he can begin his work. Notice the blade, how it transforms an otherwise rugged texture down to a smooth surface. This is true ASMR. Now that the blade has served its purpose, we now move on the scissors and various water treatments, that will, without a doubt, give this plain rock, a much needed makeover.
@jamesgonzalez33979 ай бұрын
Thanks
@Ethan5559 ай бұрын
This was entertaining
@skymanlordoftheskies8 ай бұрын
Somehow, this is one of the best "haircut" videos out there despite there being no hair involved. Great stuff dude.
@RIBB0T10 ай бұрын
Yeah I agree great sounds
@BlazinNoah9 ай бұрын
fellow connoisseurs
@daleryanaldover65459 ай бұрын
6:28 wrong.
@Blargo2458 ай бұрын
@@Blargo245LOL
@patriciodorime8 ай бұрын
7 year old me playing with fake scissors in recess
@Pro_arab3 ай бұрын
Your lawn is really nice. If i were able to have something similar like yours i would’ve spent my days sleeping on those comfy grass under the tree 😌
@visionary8779Ай бұрын
хоть Скале Джонсону и 51 год, но выглядит он на 30 лет моложе.. И новая прическа на нем смотрится потрясающе!
@pooreshhqa9 ай бұрын
Never thought listening to a rock get a haircut would make a really good asmr video, this rocks
@SirLuigi9 ай бұрын
pun intended on "this rocks"
@jah45508 ай бұрын
ba dum tsss
@kokobeanu8 ай бұрын
@@kokobeanuwhen you translate your comment into english it becomes “ssssssssssss”
@Zeu556 ай бұрын
This gotta be the cleanest cut and shave I’ve seen yet
@JustSomeBaboon5 ай бұрын
This really calms my mind, bro, thank you for the ASMR you made 😁👍🏻
@zefankun2242Ай бұрын
As I was watching this video, I thought of all the moments that led me to watch a rock getting a haircut at 2am. All my successes, failures, and forgotten dreams from long ago, to be combined to lead me to this point in time. And was it worth it? Was this some gift? Curse? Is this what God intended for man to do? At first, these thoughts pressed on me, and I could not make a distinct answer. But as the snips and scrapes and clicks filled my ears with music, I realized that yes. This was the height of human civilization. Just 50 years ago, humans did not know the power of such a video. They didn't even realize such a power could exist. They could not crave something that was so above their heads, so foreign to them. But ladies and gentlemen, we are in the future. Our technology has granted us this blessing that not even the mighty emperors before us could ever hear or think to hear. We have become so far advanced that most of us have access to such pleasures in our lives. And to that, my friends, I say we must celebrate. Celebrate cinema. Celebrate the extraordinary. Celebrate ASMR. Raise your glasses at 2am to the video of a rock getting a haircut.
@nevaehbazon987910 ай бұрын
So touching ❤️😢
@ANIMEFAN-ym6tc10 ай бұрын
Better writing than my English teacher 💔😔
@_r4tz__10 ай бұрын
Dude... i was just thinking the same... xD you described what was in my mind on point😂❤🎉
@wolfybby69810 ай бұрын
This sounds like something you'd see in a jeaney collects video
@telosnium9 ай бұрын
Bro its 4 in the morning here and i gotta do a driving test in like 6 hours, but instead im watching the rock get a haircut 💀
@onions28689 ай бұрын
Personally I prefer rocks with a 5 o’clock shadow and longer hair, but you did a great grooming job with this one 😂. Plus great tingles!
@irenecrichton927910 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@kitbobit24159 ай бұрын
but girls think haircut a rock is borin n nerdy n such a joke tho
@jake98547 ай бұрын
"Soo...how was the haircut?" "🗿"
@3ruuh_yaguh4 ай бұрын
It is super relaxing! Thank you so much for making the video!!❤
@SabrinaYaАй бұрын
You gotta give the man props this is the most original asmr you can find
@goldchamber6329 ай бұрын
go check go chech ASMR tiny if you like original ASMR
@jordane_28567 ай бұрын
Another pretty original creator is Angelica, one time she literally helped a smurf give birth....
@V4lENzzz.7 ай бұрын
"Made In France ASMR" It's the most original thing I've ever seen.
@MrArohtaeko7 ай бұрын
@@V4lENzzz.💀
@littlerat7606 ай бұрын
quite hard to find a simple asmr when the top results always rp asmr
@H34Rt545 ай бұрын
Rock: duuuude my cut is insane shout out to my barber dawg 🗿
@mateillo9 ай бұрын
Exactly!😂😂
@DozyRetroVibesASMR9 ай бұрын
I love the sound it makes when you stir the foam rapidly.
@Uyhn267 күн бұрын
Without a doubt, the rock loves his new style
@chequerandoom6 күн бұрын
I’m sick in bed breathing through one nostril watching a rock get treated better than anyone has treated me in the last 10 years. Life’s crazy man
@Marryjanesbud7 ай бұрын
I just wanted to say, keep going and get well soon!
@RickZanardi7 ай бұрын
This comment section is so wholesome ISTG
@CruzingAroundTheBlock7 ай бұрын
Man your life must have not been rocking hard lol. Those years definitely made you stone cold through it all. But when an opportunity arrives, make sure to hit two stones with one pebble and carve your way out of that crevice. You can't let that boulder weigh you on your shoulders forever.
@Dios_of_Autumn-19997 ай бұрын
@@Dios_of_Autumn-1999 I almost choked on the water I was slipping when reading this comment.
@CruzingAroundTheBlock7 ай бұрын
@@CruzingAroundTheBlock I suppose you had a good time. Next time, make sure to let those thoughts sink in first before you drown lmao.
@Dios_of_Autumn-19997 ай бұрын
"Are you winning, son?" *_I'm watching someone shave a rock's nonexistent beard_*
@ninolloydbandiola55819 ай бұрын
I'm sure no other rock in history has received so much attention.
@chequerandoom6 күн бұрын
Never thought of falling asleep from a dude giving a haircut to a rock
@Mynameiswhat543Ай бұрын
Scissors beat rock for once, noice!
@BunnyDudette.10 ай бұрын
W comment
@realta.reborn9 ай бұрын
@@realta.reborn W reply
@BunnyDudette.9 ай бұрын
@@BunnyDudette.overall W
@bxck9 ай бұрын
Nope. There was another time when hanma yuujiro's scissors beat the crap outta Baki's rock
@josephalbert21809 ай бұрын
@@josephalbert2180 Shhh, I haven’t watched the anime yet, no spoilers. 😮💨
@BunnyDudette.9 ай бұрын
One day this guy woke up and had an idea to film an ASMR of cutting rock’s hair… We gotta protect him at all cost.
@FatassDuolingoBird7 ай бұрын
If I didn't decide to get ready for bed early, I wouldn't have seen a guy give a rock a haircut
@robleytradesАй бұрын
This rock looks really good and better now. Loved the process.
@erodriguez-roman4 ай бұрын
Imagine walking down the street and seeing a guy with a camera set up giving a garden rock a haircut, I would just give him a thumbs up and keep walking
@Castuswastaken8 ай бұрын
On the bright side he's practicing for that day when he gets a customer with a rock solid jaw line or boulder size chin or face crease. Or perhaps he might be that 1 neighbor with the most best looking rocks on his lawn.
@AXDefender5 ай бұрын
i see the background field, so beautiful and it looks really awesome
@duhom1665Ай бұрын
What started as a joke ended up way tinglier than I expected. Great job! I think rock haircuts might be one of my favourite genres of asmr now 😂
@alantyto36279 ай бұрын
Imagine if his neighbors went: "Uhm, John, looks like he's at it again..."
@REAL_SKYFIRE10 ай бұрын
My man said it would be an ASMR and he delivered. Truly, a man of his word.
@tnd14883 ай бұрын
Fiquei surpreso!!!! A pedra nem se moveu, esse cara sim é um profissional, palmas pra esse cara 👏
@mr.marcoXD3 ай бұрын
The fact that you kept the SAME ROCK from an entirely different video from 2 months ago, speaks clear to me. Rock and stone, brother
@beawhitt253310 ай бұрын
Rock and Stone!
@TapeStixxy10 ай бұрын
@@TapeStixxyTo those about to rock and stone... We salute you!
@liber596410 ай бұрын
Rock and stone!!!
@God-rk1vv9 ай бұрын
Deep rock galactic 😂😂😂
@nawafmrzog75969 ай бұрын
To the bone.
@Lutchman9 ай бұрын
You must have the most well groomed and spa’d up rocks, lawn, and trees 😂
@Artemisia_Daak10 ай бұрын
The fade is fresh as hell🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@SillyBlackCatАй бұрын
The most pampered rock ever. And all the other rocks are jealous
@everwildforever6 күн бұрын
This rock got more attention then I got in the span of 5 years.
@deeriethedeer9 ай бұрын
Hi
@momslayer4569 ай бұрын
Hey
@momslayer4569 ай бұрын
How r u
@momslayer4569 ай бұрын
My name is ok
@momslayer4569 ай бұрын
Im giving u attention
@momslayer4569 ай бұрын
Ahhh the ASMR community. Where we'll watch and listen to anything as long as it gives us our tingle fix😊
@DiamondEubanks6 ай бұрын
Alex eubanks?
@ronnana694Ай бұрын
the rock just wanted a low taper fade
@asherbolt458511 сағат бұрын
I bet that rock slept through out the session, so peaceful🤗
@zenseplayz3289Ай бұрын
I actually think this is one of the best ASMR videos ever made.
@RUNNOFT718 ай бұрын
the professionalism, the craftsmanship... i hope that rock gave a good tip for your service
@gnightcass6 ай бұрын
this right here is art in its purest form
@gaim46316 ай бұрын
This is what humanity likes to watch, rocks getting a haircut
@Exterminator_PvP_YTАй бұрын
Just when you think you've seen everything in ASMR ... you rock the boat again ... 😁
@patrickcardon16439 ай бұрын
🥁
@tempzero9979 ай бұрын
I think we're at the edge of the universe when ya start to watch stuff like this.
@acewilliams79177 ай бұрын
I love this so much but also watching the blades on the rock and thinking about them being dulled down so much kills me when I work with knives all the time 😂
@gokuvssonic149 ай бұрын
i was thinking the same lol
@jordynhardy22026 ай бұрын
I've been watching this video every once in a while for 9 months and i still dunno what the rocks haircut looks like cuz i can't stay awake for more than 10 minutes !
@ariwoodward4 күн бұрын
Looking good, 👍 he looks way better than before!
@LilXancheX3 ай бұрын
Ok but like, why am I so happy watching this rock get pampered??
If you told me 10 years ago I’d be watching a person give the rock a haircut I wouldn’t have believed you
same. People are weird sometimes
If I told you yesterday that you'd be watching a person give the rock a haircut you wouldn't have believed me. Just goes on to say how impulsive the internet had made us
i like The Rock, hes good man
If you had told me 10 years ago that I’d be watching this, I probably would have wanted to see it then. I clicked this because I just had to see what it entailed and would have done the same 10 years ago
@@Harsh-xk9lyif you told me 5 years ago that I would be watching rock asmr, I would’ve probably believed you
Imagine a billion years from now someone finds this rock, they will never have guessed it had a haircut
Yeah his hair would have grown by then
Poor rock might be balding by then
that is so relateable i alwasys find a rock that will never have guessed it had a haircut
God would have come by then
@@BiggestMessiFan12334 ??
It was worth it. That stone immediately looks 2000 years younger!
🤣
Whoever’s reading this remember God loves you very much!!!! Jesus is King and was crucified, buried, and rose so we can be saved and you can accept Him today🙏❤️💯
😂😂
@@Kaleb_Scamen 🙏🏻
@@Kaleb_Sc Jit did not have to bring up god. Like let mfs have their own religion/beleifs (Ik i spelled that wrong)
everything i've ever done, ever said, ever thought, ever went... it all led me to this moment. watching a man give a haircut to a rock. this is my life.
And then me saying hi to you
and then me replying
and then me reading this
and then me hating on you all and being racist online
And then i get put on a government watch list
imagine getting up in the mornng, getting a nice hot coffee and look outside the window for some sunlight, then you see a dude giving a rock a new cut.
Yeah man 😂 i think the same thing 😅
You’d probably also see the camera and figure it was a weird new internet trend
LOLL
😂😂😂
😰💀
“Cassandra the neighbors at it again” “What’s he doing this time?” ….. “He’s putting shaving cream on a rock…”
😂😂😂
LMAO Cassandra so random 😂
Hahaha You Made My Day😂😂
"dear god"
Alf is Shaving lol
I really love the idea of someone just seeing a random rock and thinking to themselves "That rock needs a haircut"
You can tell how much he really enjoyed this. Such a handsome young rock!
rock went from 🪨 to 🗿 real quick
This is a top tier comment. 😂👌🏼
Noice bro 😂
Super comment.
✨🗿
Humbled indeed
so nice seeing Dwayne be so calm during this haircut.
For real
"I don't think Dwayne has hair to cut bro!"
@@Cazammaftha shi was so unfunny
Shoutou to his barber must not be easy cutting his hair
@@CazammafThat's how he went bald
Is it me or does his client look a little stoned?
Comedy
It’s you buddy
Never thought a human being could get jealous of a rock and yet here i am
😂😂😂
I must say your roleplays are getting boulder and boulder these days.
booo
@@CazammafJust let him rock on, man, I thought his pun was solid, don't soil this for him
Omg💀💀
This is bound to the rock the boat ifykwim
😂😂😂
This rock been on earth for countless years just chillin I bet he never thought he would be KZhead famous
This comment.
i don’t think he ever thought he would get a haircut either
@@teehee5700 i bet he never thought
@@krotailen8025bruh😂😂😂
This rock just got the haircut of all time
This rock should be in a museum.
I clicked on this as a joke why am I getting tingles 💀
same😂
Same 😂😂😂
I haven't taken my pet rock to a groomer before cause everyone just laughs at me. I'm glad there's people out there who truly appreciate a good rock touch up.
600th like :)
@@anubis_atg605 lmao
@@anubis_atg620th like :(
715th
832th
No one has ever been that gentle to the rock before
Sad ending :(
The End ☠️
Womp womp
I must thank the youtube algorithm for bringing me this extraordinary content!
That rock bouta pull so many geodes fr
Such a handsome little guy can’t wait to see him grow into a boulder.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
No, that's technically impossible. the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. Rocks are typically formed through the process of lithification, which involves the compaction and cementation of sediment over long periods of time. This process occurs under specific conditions such as pressure, temperature, and the presence of minerals a small rock, by definition, lacks the necessary mass and composition to undergo this process and transform into a boulder. The size of a rock is determined by its initial formation and subsequent erosion, weathering, or transportation. While rocks can undergo changes in size due to these processes, they do not grow in the same way living organisms do moreover, the growth of a rock into a boulder would require the addition of significant amounts of sediment or minerals over time. Without these essential components, a small rock cannot accumulate the necessary mass and volume to become a boulder. The laws of physics dictate that the growth of a rock is limited to the processes of erosion, weathering, and transportation, which can cause rocks to break down or change in shape, but not increase in size In conclusion, the growth of a small rock into a boulder is impossible due to the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. rocks do not possess the ability to grow like living organisms, and their size is determined by factors such as initial formation, erosion, and weathering.
@@FBI-iq4kp It was just a joke 😭
@@FBI-iq4kp fr
@@FBI-iq4kpwhat's wrong with you
why are weird / obscure ASMRs actually better then regular asmr
well most popular asmr channels are women (nothing wrong with that) but ASMR doesn't really seem to be the main point for them. this is just straight up, as is rock asmr. nothing sexual or distracting. 100% effort and tingles
@@abogmus8904i don’t know what kind of asmr you’re watching but i rarely find sexual asmr content with girls. occasionally i will but honestly even those are pretty relaxing. there are also a lot of girl asmrists who’ve had a lot of creative ideas. gibi asmr, angelica, asmr planet are some examples
@@abogmus8904the algorithm is telling on you rn, i rarely see sexual asmr shit. but if you click on that kind of stuff you’re gonna see it all the time
@@abogmus8904 Do you understand that you’re saying all women ASMR channels solely do sexual content? What the actual fuck dude
right!
Glad to see rock and scissors getting along okay
this bro is really a expert in his job, not 1 tool, two tools at same time, insane
ASMR is an excuse for people to do whatever and I love it
fR
Asmr committing tax fraud is the best one yet
Fr
And to be honest, that's exactly it. It's not about _what_ you're doing. It's about _how_. Haphazard, or controlled? Calm, or chaotic?
@@bluejay3748Tax evasion asmr is more relatable but I guess that’s just me
That's honestly the most original ASMR i've ever seen
This video is one of the videos of all time
@@UnfortunateAFfr
@@UnfortunateAF Yah that joke will never be funny.
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmarok
@@WitchKing-Of-AngmarMove along kiddo.
The best client still as a rock
鶏が鳴くくらい早朝から石の散髪してるの斬新とかいうレベルじゃなくて好き
I was not expecting to sit down for 20 minutes to watch a rock get a hair cut but I have no regrets
Same, it’s 6 am right now, I’ve been awake for the last 3 hours. Have work in 1 hour and…. I’m watching this rock get a haircut 😂
@@Erica937.Rock is balder then ever
no regerts
Same here at 1AM almost 2AM lol
I kinda feel bad for that blade lol
I bet his fiance is so used to his weirdness that when he says he is going to give a rock a shave and a haircut she's like "yeah okay whatever" and goes about her day.
She's his wife now
The guy is probably happier than most of us here in the comments
@@maverickmyu7968damn right
@@maverickmyu7968that’s a hectic thing to say man💀
@@ilovenanami4569 its true though 😂😆😄😅😀🥹🥺😢😭
This is not the ASMR we wanted, this is the ASMR we needed
Listening to this while watching felt like im getting a new haircut
Words cant describe how badly i want rocks to be living entities who're just chill as hell, completely indifferent to being broken shattered or moved around, just vibing for countless years soaking in all that life has to offer, almost like an endless hibernation, the most relaxing experience you could imagine y'know and this one just randomly got a haircut during his endless journey and is real chuffed about it
woah thats such a cool thought.. now i want that too !!
@@bleepbloop311i am rock
🗿
Boy do I have a religion for you (Shinto)
Isn’t that just a turtle?
Perfect no headphone sounds, fell asleep to this one.
Mission accomplished, thanks Mike!
Legend respecting legend
And I'm here too
What exactly is no headphone sounds?
Ah so this rock is getting elegant for his medical check with Dr Andrew Michaels. Now everything makes sense 🤔
An electrifying cut thats so good,you'd look like the final boss
that rock holding back tears 💀
This is the most relaxed looking rock I’ve ever seen. He’s loving his haircut.
UK, right? Usually rocks have a look of half relaxed, have ready to end it all
he's really feeling it
who says it's a he??
@@hel9292i dont imagine that any rocks have sex or gender, but at the same time i dont think it minds what its referred to, people will call anything "he"
@@hel9292who says it’s an it? 🤨
It’s not just a rock…it’s a boulder ❤
Period❣️🙏🏻
Quote was the other way around btw
@@Jeff-lo4udright it doesn’t make sense 😭
“It’s not just a boulder it’s a rock!!”-Spongebob Squarepants quote ❤😂
"Its not just a boulder, It's Iraq!" - Spongebob
wow that haircut rocks!
Channels like Atmosphere put in so much effort with costumes and props and yet I’m just as invested watching this guy man handle this rock on his porch.
I remember getting my pet rock groomed as a kid. This video makes me sedimental
Good one 😅😂
This pun rocks.
Sedementary sedentary
so is this. @@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan
how *stoned* were you when typing this?
Despite how dull that knife may be from all that scraping, i won't deny: that rock is looking *sharper* than ever 🥁
There was no razor in the handle but i dont doubt that the metal part of the handle is very scraped up after that
Que humildad de la roca dejándose cortar el pelo por whispersoft luego de grabar rápidos y furiosos 11
The tingles always come from random and original ideas like these
The rock after this haircut: 🗿
The absolute giga chad
S s ère w
that rock will forever be grateful for the care it received on this day
4:28 is so tingly bro
Dwayne Johnson
Imagine going outside and seeing your neighbor just randomly give a rock a haircut 😂
And, you just read my mind. If i was that neighbor, i would probably wonder if this dude was okay.
Next level landscaping
After 4 billion years, that rock finally had its first and presumably last haircut. 🗿
hey man, you never know; that rock could very well stick around in the house/yard to come back for another cut in the future
I fell half asleep like halfway through the video and half woke up at 8:02 thinking he was actually cutting someone's hair 😂😂😂😂😂
Always make sure you acclimate ur rock early when it’s a pebble to monthly haircuts so in the future they won’t have any anxiety near frequent cuts
Golf commentator narration: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another exciting round of ASMR with WS. Here we see WS begin to fill the bowl with, not 1 or 2, but 12-16 pumps of shaving gel foam. A bold move indeed; let’s see if this will pay off further along. Now, WS has decided to go with the putt brush, an unorthodox move, one we haven’t seen in a long time. And now the mixing begins. To the untrained eye it may seem that he is simply making a mess, but what the inexperienced viewer does not see is the method by which WS incorporates the foam onto the brush. Notice the movements of the wrist, the grip on the brush, and the intensity of the strokes as he incorporates all of the foam. Pure poetry. Next he begins to cover the rock with the foam. First some light brushes and strokes, as though he were a painter feeling and visualizing the stunning artwork hidden in the canvas. At last the rock is covered and he can begin his work. Notice the blade, how it transforms an otherwise rugged texture down to a smooth surface. This is true ASMR. Now that the blade has served its purpose, we now move on the scissors and various water treatments, that will, without a doubt, give this plain rock, a much needed makeover.
Thanks
This was entertaining
Somehow, this is one of the best "haircut" videos out there despite there being no hair involved. Great stuff dude.
Yeah I agree great sounds
fellow connoisseurs
6:28 wrong.
@@Blargo245LOL
7 year old me playing with fake scissors in recess
Your lawn is really nice. If i were able to have something similar like yours i would’ve spent my days sleeping on those comfy grass under the tree 😌
хоть Скале Джонсону и 51 год, но выглядит он на 30 лет моложе.. И новая прическа на нем смотрится потрясающе!
Never thought listening to a rock get a haircut would make a really good asmr video, this rocks
pun intended on "this rocks"
ba dum tsss
@@kokobeanuwhen you translate your comment into english it becomes “ssssssssssss”
This gotta be the cleanest cut and shave I’ve seen yet
This really calms my mind, bro, thank you for the ASMR you made 😁👍🏻
As I was watching this video, I thought of all the moments that led me to watch a rock getting a haircut at 2am. All my successes, failures, and forgotten dreams from long ago, to be combined to lead me to this point in time. And was it worth it? Was this some gift? Curse? Is this what God intended for man to do? At first, these thoughts pressed on me, and I could not make a distinct answer. But as the snips and scrapes and clicks filled my ears with music, I realized that yes. This was the height of human civilization. Just 50 years ago, humans did not know the power of such a video. They didn't even realize such a power could exist. They could not crave something that was so above their heads, so foreign to them. But ladies and gentlemen, we are in the future. Our technology has granted us this blessing that not even the mighty emperors before us could ever hear or think to hear. We have become so far advanced that most of us have access to such pleasures in our lives. And to that, my friends, I say we must celebrate. Celebrate cinema. Celebrate the extraordinary. Celebrate ASMR. Raise your glasses at 2am to the video of a rock getting a haircut.
So touching ❤️😢
Better writing than my English teacher 💔😔
Dude... i was just thinking the same... xD you described what was in my mind on point😂❤🎉
This sounds like something you'd see in a jeaney collects video
Bro its 4 in the morning here and i gotta do a driving test in like 6 hours, but instead im watching the rock get a haircut 💀
Personally I prefer rocks with a 5 o’clock shadow and longer hair, but you did a great grooming job with this one 😂. Plus great tingles!
😂😂😂
but girls think haircut a rock is borin n nerdy n such a joke tho
"Soo...how was the haircut?" "🗿"
It is super relaxing! Thank you so much for making the video!!❤
You gotta give the man props this is the most original asmr you can find
go check go chech ASMR tiny if you like original ASMR
Another pretty original creator is Angelica, one time she literally helped a smurf give birth....
"Made In France ASMR" It's the most original thing I've ever seen.
@@V4lENzzz.💀
quite hard to find a simple asmr when the top results always rp asmr
Rock: duuuude my cut is insane shout out to my barber dawg 🗿
Exactly!😂😂
I love the sound it makes when you stir the foam rapidly.
Without a doubt, the rock loves his new style
I’m sick in bed breathing through one nostril watching a rock get treated better than anyone has treated me in the last 10 years. Life’s crazy man
I just wanted to say, keep going and get well soon!
This comment section is so wholesome ISTG
Man your life must have not been rocking hard lol. Those years definitely made you stone cold through it all. But when an opportunity arrives, make sure to hit two stones with one pebble and carve your way out of that crevice. You can't let that boulder weigh you on your shoulders forever.
@@Dios_of_Autumn-1999 I almost choked on the water I was slipping when reading this comment.
@@CruzingAroundTheBlock I suppose you had a good time. Next time, make sure to let those thoughts sink in first before you drown lmao.
"Are you winning, son?" *_I'm watching someone shave a rock's nonexistent beard_*
I'm sure no other rock in history has received so much attention.
Never thought of falling asleep from a dude giving a haircut to a rock
Scissors beat rock for once, noice!
W comment
@@realta.reborn W reply
@@BunnyDudette.overall W
Nope. There was another time when hanma yuujiro's scissors beat the crap outta Baki's rock
@@josephalbert2180 Shhh, I haven’t watched the anime yet, no spoilers. 😮💨
One day this guy woke up and had an idea to film an ASMR of cutting rock’s hair… We gotta protect him at all cost.
If I didn't decide to get ready for bed early, I wouldn't have seen a guy give a rock a haircut
This rock looks really good and better now. Loved the process.
Imagine walking down the street and seeing a guy with a camera set up giving a garden rock a haircut, I would just give him a thumbs up and keep walking
On the bright side he's practicing for that day when he gets a customer with a rock solid jaw line or boulder size chin or face crease. Or perhaps he might be that 1 neighbor with the most best looking rocks on his lawn.
i see the background field, so beautiful and it looks really awesome
What started as a joke ended up way tinglier than I expected. Great job! I think rock haircuts might be one of my favourite genres of asmr now 😂
Imagine if his neighbors went: "Uhm, John, looks like he's at it again..."
My man said it would be an ASMR and he delivered. Truly, a man of his word.
Fiquei surpreso!!!! A pedra nem se moveu, esse cara sim é um profissional, palmas pra esse cara 👏
The fact that you kept the SAME ROCK from an entirely different video from 2 months ago, speaks clear to me. Rock and stone, brother
Rock and Stone!
@@TapeStixxyTo those about to rock and stone... We salute you!
Rock and stone!!!
Deep rock galactic 😂😂😂
To the bone.
You must have the most well groomed and spa’d up rocks, lawn, and trees 😂
The fade is fresh as hell🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The most pampered rock ever. And all the other rocks are jealous
This rock got more attention then I got in the span of 5 years.
Hi
Hey
How r u
My name is ok
Im giving u attention
Ahhh the ASMR community. Where we'll watch and listen to anything as long as it gives us our tingle fix😊
Alex eubanks?
the rock just wanted a low taper fade
I bet that rock slept through out the session, so peaceful🤗
I actually think this is one of the best ASMR videos ever made.
the professionalism, the craftsmanship... i hope that rock gave a good tip for your service
this right here is art in its purest form
This is what humanity likes to watch, rocks getting a haircut
Just when you think you've seen everything in ASMR ... you rock the boat again ... 😁
🥁
I think we're at the edge of the universe when ya start to watch stuff like this.
I love this so much but also watching the blades on the rock and thinking about them being dulled down so much kills me when I work with knives all the time 😂
i was thinking the same lol
I've been watching this video every once in a while for 9 months and i still dunno what the rocks haircut looks like cuz i can't stay awake for more than 10 minutes !
Looking good, 👍 he looks way better than before!
Ok but like, why am I so happy watching this rock get pampered??