The Bus Stop Joke! | Kevin Bridges On Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
2020 ж. 18 Там.
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"OI FATTY!"
"...this one must be for me."
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"now i'm a sucker for a bargain" hahaha dead
But then who posted the comment?
thats one helluva end!!!!
I fuckin lost it at that
“That’s quite reasonable!” 3:02 😂😂😂
Panic over🤣🤣🥲
One of the best comedic storytellers ever!
100% I agree love him been to see him in Nottingham The whole audience couldn’t not breathe with laughter all the way through he’s ace
Totally agree with you lad
Billy Connolly also
Him and Billy Connolly
no doubt!!!
Remember watching this live on TV and can honestly say I needed my asthma inhaler when he was telling this joke i nearly died, the best stand up I've seen in long time love it.
This was my first time seeing him too and I was like damn this guy is special, first comedian I saw live after that and I barely remember the show I was too busy laughing
I guess comedy is culturally relative 😒
@@josephinebournes8212 not perse! I'm from the netherlands and I get it. For example have you never waited on a bus at night before? Then yeah you wouldnt really get the feel but still the joke would be the deal
I died and woke up again 😂
Did ye Aye!!!
Trying to figure out their BMI.... :) Hilarious 😂😂
Watched this so many times now and it doesn't get old, I still always come back to it. His audience also loves it when he re-tells his classic jokes live soo...this guy never gets old
Whenever I feel a bit low I come back to this video, it never fails to put a smile on my face 😃
@@Kevinrothwell1959 Good to know i am not alone :)
same here its so funny!!
He'll get old alright. Always carries a pound on him doesnt he
Taking a simple story that starts as a bad experience and turning it in such a funny standup comedy act just by the way you deliver it and an awesome accent... Just a comedy genius. Absolutely brilliant!!! The world needs to know how good Scottish comedians are because people are missing out on amazing comedians.
This never gets old. Can't believe I was in the audience for this classic.
I’m Glaswegian and I’ve always said in jest- you might get stabbed but at least they’ll phone you an ambulance before they run away with your phone! 😂😂😂😂
I'm so happy I found Kevin Bridges. Totally agree with previous comments about the joke doesn't get old - I still laugh when I hear this. Thanks for making us laugh during this crazy time.
It took me several Kevin Bridges videos to pick up his accent, since I’m American. I love this guy and I watch over and over, to the point now when I show my friends, I’m sorta translating for them.
Yep because you're American...classic
@@paulbyrne4214 guy watches kevin bridges a few times and reckons hes a multilingual type bastard.
Gonnaenodaethat
@@nathanmahoney6223 next thing ya know, he'll be putting "Glaswegian" in his languages section on Facebook.
@@air9music hahaha after that he'll be getting on jeremy kyle with some iron bru.
This man is legend! I love his material. You should watch this with subtitles, KZhead is having a stroke trying to understand him.
"In Edinburgh it would be at least a fiver" 😂
I dont know how many times I have watched this. Such a simple yet incredibly funny story. The way he depicts with comments and narration is just simply awesome 😂😂
One of my favorite jokes ever. First time I've heard it, bearly understood him😂😂 but still couldn't catch my breath from laughing. Brilliant act, brilliant joke.
Kev. I. N has some amazing material but the start of this where he leads on to “we got we act together, pronto” is absolute gold.
You know it’s gold when your audience asks you to re-tell the same joke in future performances. They all know what’s coming. They all know the punchlines. But it doesn’t get old. Gold. Pure gold.
...never thought I would ever wish I was Scottish....love you mate.
"Panic over" 😭😭😭👌
“trying to figure out their BMI” 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
when he says "fattyyy" hahahahaahhaha
He’s a genius. He really is.
This will never ever grow old.
My fave comedian..saw him in Leeds and had Me in stitches
Funny as , classic story brilliantly told👍
Just brilliant!!!
The funniest story I’ve ever heard🤣
You might also like Bert Krieschers "The Machine" story.
Cracks me up , Brilliant Storytelling.
This is his best bit. 👍🏼
Bloody brilliant😂
in Edinburgh we talking a fiver!
@Latest Obsession ken man
Oh aye Edinburgh is a fucking London copycat Glasgow is the capital of Scotland
@@void7020 incorrect but whatever.
We’ll just take yer shoes here in Livi
I thought this joke couldn’t get any funnier until I watched it with the subtitles. “fart boy”.
Oi yuu , fatty
Pure genius 👏 🤣🤣
kevin i watchthis bit every night b4 bed n cant stop laughing thanks mate
grandma you listening? meet you soon jajaja
Ha , love that story so so funny just brilliant 👍
Excellent sketch !
Panic over! Brilliant 🤣
The best!!!
I always thought he said "your gettin stomped" LOL
For once I can say I WAS THERE!!!! 🎉
He makes everything better.
The subtitles on this are hilarious
Right! Glasgow - “Europe’s mod Thor capital.”
I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my g-d, I was laughing so hard I had to rewind cause I missed everything after the minute mark....'mental, but friendly mental.'
A classic
THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST BRILLIANT JOKES AND TWISTS IVE EVER HEARD AND I WATCH A LOT OF COMEDY
Still here watching this jewel what a funny thing it lights my day!!
❤❤
One of the funniest scenes…ever
Epic comedy right here !!!!
Friendly madman LMFAO :))))((
Legend
A true craft master 🙌
And here weve got a Gentleman... lost it in tears....for a pound
LEGEND
1 of his best, alongside the unemployment 1 fuckin great man
He's so freaking funny!
well ur no Scottish r ye
Brought here by the heckle video 😂
Damn remind me never to take a bus in Glasgow 🤣
Never take a night bus anywhere in the UK....
ya get daractions for da jaspital. its like dutch bro haha
A genius
GLASGOOOOO
When you're on stage trying to tell some new ones and they just keep asking for the bus stop joke aye
Me coming here after that one Belfast show 😂
I would have responded: No. You give ME that knife, or I'll take it from you. The best deal that you'll ever get for the rest of your short life.
Best comedian since Lee Mack for me.love him.and a Celtic man to boot ☘️☘️☘️
No one cares
I'd love a celtic man to boot
Very funny.
keep going bud you'll get paid or we won't watch
Hoy you, Hoy you, Aye you.
Oi not Hoy mate
Oi ... FAT BOY!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
💛
We Scots have a strange sense of fun , but we are real bad bastards if you want us to be lol He just says as it is
Legitimately crying
2:51
Yass Kev m8
I used get the plane from Heathrow to gateshead but sometimes back to Glasgow and it was always a nightmare for airport staff and any women just wanting to get the last plane out of Heathrow to Glasgow.
The joke that made him. Unbelievable
....go look for the joke "did someone take a shite in my kettle"....that started him off.
5 thumbs down cause he said it's good to be in Edinburgh lol harsh but true
No ending. :(
😂😂
2:50 chaps
Tht was me can tell you were tht happend
Funny as fuck
finally
BOX office
This guy is responsible for half of Great Britains sense of humor. When's the next special lol
Offer to buy the knife off him for a tenner. As soon as you have the knife, use it to mug him for your tenner back, plus whatever else he has in his pockets.
Then run it down his face.
Brill
The only thing I wish is If he said "you got change for 2 quid"
turns out Kev didn't have a quid so he pulled out his own knife which was bigger and said to the skinny pensioners " oi yuu, aye yuus too, gav me a qid or I'll carve yus up like a wee hagis" The pensioners then gave Kev the 2 quid. He gave the polite gentleman one of said quids, and kept one for himself and everyone went home that evening full of joy and happiness. I hope this helps.
Kevin "fat schoolgirl" Bridges
Hoi yuuh
And in Edinburgh it would've been a fiver... 🙂
How did it end ??🥴
I am guessing that he gave him a quid, as he lived to tell the tale.
Sure Kevin is funny but try watching it with the subtitles on
Ah Glasgow, the stabbist's capital city🤣
London: Hold my knife...no wait that joke doesn't work I need it to stab some more people
It's not the Capital city..
It's not anymore, knife crime is very low in glasgow now
Love this guy's humor,he's fucking hilarious, 😂 he's funnier than billy Connolly
what language is he speaking?
Scottish
@@TheSexybabe1978 aahh
I actually think I'd prefer friendly mental to just regularly friendly. Normal people can fake being friendly, but if a mental person is friendly, you know it's genuine.
New Billy connolly
No. Billy Connolly was always a bag of wa*k, rarely funny, just annoying more often that. You can’t compare the two as Bridges is in a league of his own
Did he pay?
No, turns out Kev didn't have a quid so he pulled out his own knife which was bigger and said to the skinny pensioners " oi yuu, aye yuus too, gav me a qid or I'll carve yus up like a wee hagis" The pensioners then gave Kev the 2 quid. He gave the polite gentleman one of said quids, and kept one for himself and everyone went home that evening full of joy and happiness. I hope this helps.