LOL! These Performances Will Make You Laugh So Hard, You'll Cry! - America's Got Talent 2019
Sethward returns as walrus, Kevin Schwartz delivers hilarious jokes, Michael Paul brings amazing ventriloquism, and Melissa Arleth performs her CHEESIEST performance!
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I like how Simon the so called “mean” judge is the one to run and help when he fell off the stage.
Simon has a soft heart... More so since his mom died.
@@brianhill4153 When?
@@Owlventure_Aviation In april 2016
Simon is not "mean" he just takes his job seriously
nah this man just didn’t want his show to get sued
“Isaac Newton died a virgin, that means I have a one up on one of the worlds greatest scientists, I’m not dead.” The best joke in all of AGT.
Yeah what else did is you think he's one up on
You should have many yesess
It became a meme
⁶⁹
For those who're confused: The joke was delivered in a way to make you think he outdid Newton by not being a virgin, but instead he outdid him by being alive which means he's a virgin too.
_"Let me tell you the first time i black out: ...... That's all i remember"_ I GET IT!
I know right!!!
ME TOOO
............yeaaaaaaaaaa.........wait,no still don't get it
@@rubydaly126 That's the point
Me ToO!!!!
The 2nd guy who's going through extreme anxiety has done great feats to reach where he is. And for that I give him the biggest pat on the back.
He had me laughing so hard
i think the walrus guy was protesting that walruses shouldn’t be in circuses. i would be a yes from me!
I agree.
Grace Saunders no all animals shouldn’t be in circuses
@@sleepy6694 ikr Just some clowns or other things are fine too we dont need to hold animails against their will
Me to god julienne is a puta
That was soook funny how come people dont like it!?
I love how Simon immediately runs up to the walrus man to see if he's alright. Didn't even waste a second. The moment he saw the man fall, he jumped up
its his show afterall he doesnt want to take risk
He is sweet but also moneeeeyyy is on the line
We have a hero in our midst... that and he doesn’t want to lose money. 🙃
one of them should've stopped him beforehand anyways the guy's obviously not thinking right
Yeah same. Simon may be tough, but he cares about you ❤
“I went to the grocery store and saw a sign. It said: No food or drinks inside. So I went home.” THAT RLLY HIT ME
I dont get it
@@jocelyngarcia8312 The grocery store doesnt have food or drinks, so he went home because maybe there's food in there.
@@jocelyngarcia8312 that sign is meant to say ' don't eat food or drink something inside the store, buy it and eat it later' , he literally took it word for word
@@jocelyngarcia8312 what do you go to a grocery store to buy? Sign said no food or drinks, so he went home.. it's a joke.
That's like a joke my grandpa tells: "A guy went hunting. He saw a sign "Bear Left" so the guy went home."
Kevin “...I needed an excuse to leave my house...” Me: I can relate.
Same
I would but then I lose all motivation, even with sn excuse. 👌
Get to living... or dying will get to you. Be part of the world... it needs you.
His whole act was super relatable. I liked his one-liner schtick, he's like the everyman's Jimmy Carr.
Go to work...
“Don’t try this at home!” *No problem, I dont have a seal costume or a beach ball.*
Walrus*
Wow thank you for saying you want to get the walrus guy more hurt
HawkyPlays that poor man..
Already tried it xD
nor*
“I’ll be back” *_”Jesus Christ”_*
TheBatgamer i laughed so hard 😂😂😂
sad he didn't, we need him now more then ever XD
that guy was the best! jeff dunham did it like that
@@ecogreen123 he will come!✝️
He is already here ^^
"I'll be back " "Jesus Christ" 😂😂😂
That’s funny because He actually will be back 😆😂🤣
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman. - Elton John ... ROFL
@@GVNRND 😂😂😂 and on a serious note his coming back time is coming near and near according to hadiths
Getting a yes from Simon is like getting four yes’s all in its own, I swear
so true. at times I'm annoyed by the female judges. Something wrong with me ?
@@vietnamauthuong7765 I agree
If it sing act Simon can make crazy decision aswell when it comes to stupid act
@@vietnamauthuong7765 for the first one yes for me
The walrus is doing his comedy in the style of Jim Carey!
For sonic the movie to cringe for.
Like the 3 stooges
Jordan Coleman they recreated the sonic character
And now imagine how amazing these judges would have found the act if Jim Carey did it exactly the same way.
Agredd Edit:agreed
Nobody: Simon: “are you ok, are you alive” as he watches the man stand up
Eli David gotta make sure he’s not a zombie walrus
When he fell I could not stop laughing
I think I laughed at hard at this comment as when he actually said it
Allie Olivier 🥋⛸
Is it just me or does the walrus act remind you of that horror movie Tusk.
The second guy, I loved him. That story and what he’s had to fight through and he was hilarious on top. How can you not cheer for him?
Guy:"I'll be back" Bird: Jesus Christ Me: I mean he's not wrong 😂😂
69 likes I will not ruin this also r/technically the truth
I was NOT expecting that 😂😂😂 his coming back time is getting closer and closer according to hadiths
Then he says number 2 it’s hilarious And that part I agree
😁😂😂
@@joon_choco Finally, something us Muslims and Christians can agree on.
“Just married makes it sound like there already disappointed ”🤣🤣🤣
infinite hawkins I read this while he was saying it lol
*their
@@foolishdonut they're * lol
69th like
Foolish Donut just laugh fool
"Its so bad that its good " Howie mendel 2019
Mandel* I'm pretty sure
Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you
"I went to a grocery store... The sign said no food or drinks inside... So I went home." LOL 🤣
The second one was really awesome. It must be so hard to face so many people on such a big stage. But he made it. He did a great job.
The black out joke was good it made sense
nice
Useless Channel free trial of death lmfao
Simon: you have four yes’s Guy: Yessssss Simon: now you have five
Kai Cool that guy wasn’t simon
no now he gets six
@It's MeCharlie now 8
FuriousFoil now 9
@@eternelleee Now 10
the second guy clearly had some disabilities but he absolutely was fantastic and has such a wholesome soul.
It's called a generalized anxiety disorder and agoraphobia. After going so long with hardly any social activity or activity, PERIOD! It can really take its toll on you. Living years and years with a fear of leaving home on top of constant fear of a ton of other things, most that dont even make sense. It really does damage. Nothing bugs me more than someone who takes anxiety disorders lightly cause they dont have one. Live a single day in my shoes and you wouldnt take it so lightly. Assuming anxiety couldn't possibly make a person that awkward and uncomfortable. That dudes probably a friggin genius.
I could see him polishing his act and becoming the next Steven Wright.
For me, it is the best story I've seen on AGT...
Please turn your life to Christ whilst you still can listen in the bible it says “ they’ll be wars and rumours of wars” the rapture is about to happen anytime now you do not want to be left behind please make the right choice repent of your sins and turn away from them we don’t have much longer left may God bless your soul 🙏
It’s funny how Julianne was like NOOOOO then the walrus was like YEEEEEA- wait what-
The second guy made me cry because he just looks sad
I suffer from anxiety, which came as a shock to me because I've always been the class clown and always seeing the glass half full. I cannot begin to imagine what the second man went through. Do we even realize how much our words can hurt or lift someone? Use them wisely and always be kind!
I found him on FB and liked his page and wished him well... everyone else should too!!
I love this guy, he’s so amazing, he made such simple jokes that made so much humor, he’s amazing.
Yah he mentioned that the kids in his class were neglecting him and that can make people feel unwanted and suicidal. Many people mock and torment others because of their disabilities not realizing that it can befall on them. Treat others the way you want to be treated.
Rogita0329 Marvelforlife me too
Kevin Schwartz is such an admirable figure. Growing up in such a mentally strenuous environment and being able to do something like this, and actually be f**king hilarious is incredible. I love Kevin ❤❤❤
True
B_H_T he copied the jokes from someone who came to this show I know for sure.
Tyler Fowler so? He actually did something funny that most couldnt..
Kevin is awesome inspiration
All he needs is a friend or someone to love him for him
I feel so bad for walrus dude...he hurt himself but got nothing back in return :( I would love to hug him❤💖
Takes no Sherlock to know that self abusing yourself will get you nowhere...
He tried I am sooooooo like sad
I know I feel bad
I would like to hug him to, but I don't want to c him hurt himself agsin!
She was so rude and inconsiderate to do that… How ever you’re such an amazing human. I want to hug him too.
"instead of watching other people live, I want to live" damn.
😭😭😭😭
"Don't try this at home!" Yes cause we all have that costume and a big ball
This is a super underated comment! I was the first like 😁
Two big balls
Well my good fellow. I ask that you speak for yourself on this part.
@@573r lmao
Lol
I actually feel sorry for the walrus because he was humiliated and rejected
ATa
Me to
The judge really got his hopes up to say no.... He literally took hard hits to the ground to get 3 likes on top of being funny....
He is not that funny tho
@@krill7561 It's true but you got to admit, that was mean
Kevin is my hero as of now. I grew up the exact same way, with almost the exact same scenario, and to go out in front of all those people with that style of humour brought tears to my eyes. The world needs more dry one liners
Kevin is great , you really can see who been in pain and who isn't been ❣
Don’t try this at home Me: WHY WOULD I DRESS AS A WALRUS AND JUMP ON A BALL!!??
Makes Sense haha
Why wouldn’t you
I would
Shannyn Williams bc its fun
Who wouldn't
I feel bad for the walrus guy
Møøñ_Đëmøñ that was hateful get his hopes up and then crush him
The walrus guy made me cringe.
AM:Productions 16 same it was awful
Ikr
Douglas Arnold That’s America To You
When the bird said "Elton John", I literally died of happiness
I felt bad for the walrus guy, he was so hurt and wanted to get through. His mouth was bleeding. The poor guy.
Stupidity is different than talent and this is a talent show.he just came and did stupid things which got him hurt and iam glad that he didn't pass because he wouldve done more stupid things that could get him killed
@@notme3422 your on the way to becoming a genius Sherlock holmes...
@@Rainyhorror thank you master😂
@@notme3422 true...very true...though I still feel bad for him..
Yes I feel bad but he’s the one that did these dumb things so it’s his fault
The Walrus, The Exotic Bird & The Rat ....it's the real AGT ...Animal's Got Talent
Good one
Lol 😂
" DONT TRY THIS AT HOME" Me: " Aw man i was just getting my beach ball and wallrus costume."
I saw ur comment at 69 likes lol
Same
Lmaooooo
😂😂
Loll I'm dying
The second one reminds me of Oliver Graves. The way he talks and also his story of coming to comedy as an escape from sadness while still presenting his vulnerable honest self in the type of jokes. I love those comedians.
You said it best.
I loved Kevin’s first joke! (Maybe it’s funnier for those of us with medical conditions. 🙃) I laughed so hard! So sad they didn’t get the humor. I think they just weren’t vibed in yet. 😄
Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you.
They really didn't get it. I laughed at it. 😂
I have seizures and some blackouts, it's was hilarious, like actually!!@
Kevin’s last joke on the “I went to the grocery store” one was hilarious lol I’m definitely telling that joke to people
Gaming With Kayla! I like the black out joke so funny laugh every time I hear it
Douglas Arnold me too! i cracked up!
Comedian:i'll tell you the frst time i blacked out.................... That's all i can remember. Evryone: huh? Me:burst into laughter🤣🤣🤣 He can't remeber anything cuz he just blacked out😂😂
Saaaame 😂😂
How could people possibly not get that 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I died !!!
They were sitting to low to the ground the joke went over their head 😂
The last sentence was irrelevant..we can realize that-_-
We probably been the only folks laughing in the audience.
Micheal: I’ll be back Bird: Jesus Christ Me: dying 😂
Kevin was amazing. Also, I love when Simon genuinely smiles.
Guy: who said this "ill be back" bird: Jesus christ me: I died ..lmao😂😂😂
Same XD
Same😂
It’s too bad he was ripping off Jeff Dunham
Look this may be funny to you But in reality that's exactly what's going to happen
The second guy was great. He was actually funny 😆
Hi Betty Clark I'm Bonnie Clark
@John Doe im not
I sure ain't
I have a gun.
@John Doe that's great 👍
I almost died of laughter when Julian said 3,2,1 noooo and the walrus dude was like yesssss and then he said wait what😂😂😂😂😂
It broke my heart hearing that guy say that his classmates pretended he didn't exist for a week !!!
I love how nobody got the "blacked out" one
That one landed and it made me so happy.
Ikr
The i don’t always cry myself to sleep got me
I'm pretty sure they got it, it's just not that good of a joke.
I got it
They didn't get the "blacked out" joke but I did it's actually funny.
I did to it was funny
Same
Same
Fr
He was blacked out so he couldnot remember any thing but he remembers only one thing that he remembers nothing🤣
I love it how the audience were very supportive when they got to know he has anxiety and that event means a lot to him.
Kevins act was sooooo simple yet so funny!!! Like literally, he just stand up there and say funny words..
Who said this "I'll be back" -jesus christ That killed me 😂
I love how nobody got the “blacked out” one.
I got it LMAO
I think people got it just wasn’t funny IMO
I think it wasn't a big enough "warm-up", they would have laughed more if it was later in the sketch
I (still) completely agree Elijah B, everyone got it, it just wasn't funny....obviously!
@@MainGirl-dl6oh Obviously? Some people might think it’s funny I get your point
Great jokes! You were ADORABLE as a kid! Kids can be so cruel! Look where you are now!
The comedian looks so serious like he never smiled once
ikr! I was waiting for him to at least smile a LITTLE, like damn, the entire audience is clapping and cheering for you!! Doesn't that feel even a little bit good inside???
the way the second guy told his jokes in such a calm almost bored voice made me laugh even harder
The second one was funniest comedy I ever heard in a while.
That's sad.
Lord Flufflebuns lmao
Literally one of the only times I ever hated Juliet was when she said no to the Walrus
Same
Especially the way she did it, hyping him up to think she'd say yes
It’s Julianne but same
She was helping save himself, from himself
Am here to say ihated her too
When Kevin said I need an Excuse to get out of my house. I felt that.
The bird guy genuinely made me laugh until I cried a little
Cat Cat it’s unfortunate he destroyed his chance for the second audition 😭
@@sherinaref3248 How did he destroy his chance?
😂😂😂Hahahaha me too hahaha it was too funny 😂
SonUvaDiggerFan20 the act he chose didn’t really appease the audiences. I thought it was cute but def not as good as this act
@@C4TC4T ah
The second act he was so brave I want to meet him he seems so sweet and a little nervous
The bird guy tho, That was so hilarious im laughing😭😂
The walrus guy made me cry, I was laughing so hard at how he flipped over, so funny, oh my word, his eyes and moustache. It was hilarious - obviously not American Idol or AGT-winning material, but that guy is so funny....
I agree, Juliet I just hate her for declining the walrus. When I first saw him I knew what was gonna happen and I started to cry.
From agoraphobia to standing in front of 4000 people. Amazing! Well done 👏
That means fear of leaving your house, right?
@@danielleking262 yes
@@0x0lilem0x0 I'm sure I could just google all these, but which is the one where you're afraid of germs then? I feel like it had a similar name.... Or maybe that's hypochondriac? lol
@@danielleking262 it’s called germaphobe/germaphobic :)
@@danielleking262 yeah germaphobia!
Crowd: LET HIM THROUGH Walrus: MY DREAM JUDGE: 1 2 3 No Walrus: YEA-wait
Yea all that build up to be let down(Hard)! 😄😬I so thought she was going to say yes😮
I almost cried.... that was so mean
I started hating her since the moment I saw that
@@scottyl7337 RIGHT, THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR
@@panlakachokora5149 me too in some way P.s.that was fkn hilarious 🤘
Seeing Simon smile and lose it laughing is so pure🥰 he’s my favorite
Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you
Out of all the comedians that have a touching backstory, Kevin Schwartz really got me!
When the walrus fell off the stage I lost it 😭💀
Dude 😂😂💀💀i went on the floor myself
Mihlali Mqhele LLAOOO
@@srah8370 😂but like dude he was to much
Mihlali Mqhele ikr
Me too - he was great. His attitude at the end was funny too. He was shocked at "no". He'll be fine. Many People saw his act. That Guy is hilarious.
I loved the guy with the bird 😂
You realize how good he is when you forget it's just him on that stage talking to himself 😂😂😂
Every guy has a bird
All guys have bird haha
Some parts reminded me of Jeff Dunham though. Like the part where the bird got in his face and whispered "do it"
.
the bird of prey is one of my all time favorite performances on this show. its a shame he didn't get very far
That ventriloquist act just gave Jeff Dunham a run for his money. Anyone else wanna see a "Peanut vs Willy" showdown?
I love Kevin Schwartz. He is so underestimated. ❤️
Wow, can you imagine as a kid your classmates pretending you don’t exist and don’t talk to you for a week. The pain he must have felt. My heart hurt on that one.
Smh don't have to imagine 👁💧👄💧👁 some of us go through that
@@lovelypersonn1720 When people say “can you imagine” 99.9% of the time it’s a figure of speech, as mine was. It should be pretty obvious from my comment that I feel for kids who experience/d bullying, yet you do a ‘smh’ on me. Have you considered using your ‘smh’s’ and any other sarcastic acronyms or comments you have on people who don’t care, or, even better, on bullies, themselves?
That is what happened with one of my classmates last year but I stepped in and made sure she didn't feel alone or unwanted
@@Sharkdiaries I think a lot of kids don’t like seeing someone being bullied, but they’re afraid to do what you did for fear of being bullied, themselves, or they’re just glad someone besides them is being mistreated. She was fortunate to have someone as brave as you around. Question for you, if you don’t mind: Do the teachers see the bullying or know it’s going on?
The world should root for people like Kevin. We owe it to the REAL marginalized to give them our very best
@Puss in Boots .... I'm not asking anyone to laugh at an unfunny comedien. I'm saying that people who truly struggle should get our support in life. Nothing more, nothing less.
@Puss in Boots ... Yeah, you're preaching to the choir. Nothing I said in my original comment, or my 1st response to you should suggest that I was saying anything of the sort.
@Puss in Boots .... no you didn't... and you're arrogant. I said "root for"... that literally HAS a definition. That definition has nothing to do with laughing at unfunny jokes, nor does it have anything to do with giving anyone a pass. I literally means to support, or cheer for. Take a walk.
@Puss in Boots ... hey, take a walk, tool
@Puss in Boots .... there would be only one of us walking. Go pound sand, you arrogant tool. Only a schmuck would take issue with my comment.
Howie: "It's so bad It's good." LOL. 🤣🤣 Julianne killed me at 3:20-3:31. I can't. 🤣🤣.
14:07 Guy - "You're tweeting without thinking" Bird - "Donald Trump" Comedy Gold
Trump2020 💪💪
Gridiron Buns no no please no it wasn’t a joke to make you say that no no not trump 2020 hell no please no please gosh no don’t ruin this country for another 4 years okay please don’t.
@@drake-mo ?
TrashBandit 24 I got a bit to mad I popped of sry
Drake Mo Trump2020HellNo 👏
the anxiety comedian reminds me of the joker in the beginning
That’s what I was just thinking
Same
Yeah but his first joke make the audience think really hard haha
The walrus guy took me out 😂
dude my heart really hurt for that gentleman that had really bad anxiety. Good for you big dog
I’m crying seth’s ankle clap and the “it’s my dream!” Made me cry 😭
"Can you do impressions?" "Yes yes, I can do an impression" "Go ahead and do it." "What?" "Do it" :P " *Do It.* "
Daydream Studios that part had me dying LOL
At that part I was like, "Well, obviously someone is a fan of Jeff Dunham." x)
The bird is obviously a Sith Lord. *Do it*
😑
@@toratamashii3950 I was thinking about Peanut when he said the second "Do it" 🤣🤣
I liked the Walrus!!! And the second guy was SO dry and monotone that I thought it was absolutely perfect.
The walrus guy tho😂I'm sorry for laughing, he kept on saying I'll do it again
The walrus guy is something I would do when I’m drunk
Max PotatoAim that’s something I would do when I’m sober, because I’m 13
@@Morning60 same, but I would have eaten a lot of sugar before it
Being drunk is like having to much candy to a kid
When the second guy failed at the first joke My mind : NO NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING HIS ANXIETY WILL GET WORSE the guy makes the second joke Judges : 👍 Me: phiew..
Fr i thought the same
Who's anxiety? 🤔 😂😂😂
290th like
@@AJ-dt3uo Happy Birthday. ...🎂
Actually its very difficult for the anxiety to talk to that big crowd i have anxiety problems too...to come in there and talk through his anxiety his my new some one to look into...( Sorry my English are bad im Greek)
i really feel bad for what the 2nd guy experienced on his life but also happy for that big step forward he made that day
"You're the only walrus we ever had" Takes no Sherlock to guess why...
Omfg the bird guy is hysterical🤣 I’d go see him
The third "do it" is amazing.
If you watch Jeff Dunham this guy has the same style as him! Mainly with the puppet Peanut.
69th like
Monique Nicole I have seen him! I was a pretty big fan of his but fell off his band wagon. I still kinda like him. Don’t wanna compare the 2 guys but I like Bird guy even better now haha
Rick Finley doo it 😂😂 he’s so great
Is it just me or I can see the walrus dude in like a 90s corny Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider style flick ? 😂😂
Kevin looks like a character straight up from a cartoon
Ikr. He reminded me of Doc from Snow White
That walrus guy was on the show before as a caterpillar
He is on many Got Talent shows all over the world. He probably gets hired because the producers think it's funny.
When can I find that
@@ctgamingplayzz9491 Just search for caterpillar on AGT
Theblastamasta k thanks
Omg it's him
You’ve got to give the puppet/ventriloquist guy some credit, he’ll be the next best Jeff Dunham!
Jeff Dunham is hard to beat honestly but I think this guy can get there
The blonde judge was laughing her head off at the walrus act, then says no! So dumb.
Hey, guys can we talk about the first one😂😂😂 I laughed so hard😂😂
Helena Neto that’s the guy who was the butterfly and then it showed his you know what
XD
The slo motion got me😂😂😂😂
Awa Gabyow it looked like when you slip on a banana in Mario kart 😂 (if you know what that is)
I started laughing from he enter the stage😂😂😂
The first guy really said *YEET*
Im the savage where if someone pretended like if I were invisible and ignoring me I’d just go steal something from them in front if their face. See if I’m still invisible then.
Simon is the best judge. Awesome guy. Has a heart of Gold. God Bless..
Wow that was so cold when she said 'no', I felt so bad for the walrus man
Same
Yeah even after counting down
Crowd: Hello willy!! Trainer: very good(throws bird feeds)😐🤣