In this Mumbo Jumbo Minecraft video, we take a look at 50 ways Minecraft is different to real life. Minecraft VS real life is a fun discussion, as Minecraft shares many similarities but also enormous differences to IRL. Minecraft Steve would have bigger arms than Arnold, Minecraft Mountains aren't Mountains, and Minecraft diamonds are too big. Realistic Minecraft isn't that realistic, Minecraft IRL isn't realistic, Minecraft isn't real!
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“Skeletons don’t exist” this confirms Mumbo is boneless
Just like all good things in life. Like Potatoes
This confirms we are all boneless
I was going to make a joke about this, but I knew someone else had probably already done it. Skeletons confirmed as Not Real. 💀 It's all in your head.
Which Is exactly how he presses shift with his thumb 😭
I'd like a Mumbo Bucket tbh
I'd like to imagine that Mumbo tried all these things to make sure they didn't work in real life.
Mumbo: jumps off a 70 meter “not a mountain” into 1 meter of water and dies Mumbo: apparently that doesn’t work… *looks at notepad*… check
I would like to hope that he didn't set off an explosive that leveled a building and killed 50 people
@@simpli_A then why did he say respawning dosnt work
Let’s just light this tnt and…
@@Maxikxng Probably just pushed someone else off a bridge and was shocked when they didn't immediately reappear in their bed
Can’t believe Mumbo managed to find something to top “rocks don’t float” and “if you die you probably won’t respawn” for number 50 but wow he sure did
Well I've heard of AT LEAST 1 guy who probably maybe respawned, have you ever seen a floating rock?
Rocks do float. That’s what earths crust is. Rock floating on metal.
@@jamesharris5156 but not floating in midair though!
I’m glad he made this video. I haven’t been outside in three weeks and I needed a refresher as to what real life is.
You good man?
You good man?
You good man?
You good man?
Sorry for ruining the ancient tradition of "You good man?", but here is a different comment.
I love how Mumbo made an entire video just to get off a mustache joke.
Me just sitting here trying so hard to forget that.
This mf
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@@guyvolpo6239 "you arent allowed to comment on a video until i finish it !!!!!"
I feel like athe majority of his subs new that lol. If you ever saw him wearing his merch his face looks constipated (not to be rude). Its kinda funnu
As a person who said ‘this is a stupid video’ before Mumbo Jumbo, I can confirm it was a life-changing experience.
Hello fellow gd player
same lol i said it when i read the title
l said it when l heard the notification
No he said it before you.
@@RossLemon yeah he said it when he recorded the video
We need a sequel where it shows how Minecraft actually IS similar to real life :D Like the bucket fishing thing, or maybe Mycelium or grass spreading?
That spiders that are 1,8m exsist in Austrailia
Milk can actually cure salmonella from eating raw chicken.
@@ossian539 I refuse to believe that
“Skeletons don’t exist.” -Mumbo Jumbo, 2022
"Imprisoning the people of your village and forcing them to work is generally frowned upon." is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard Mumbo say
Wait it is? Oh i... thought that was a joke... i will be back in a second....
"minecraft spiders are real but they're 1.4 meters by 1.4 meters, thankfully they don't get that big or at least i hope they don't" australia: allow us to introduce ourselves
@@Donut88648 don't let other people's opinions keep you from your dreams!
@@davismcarthur1724 i shall go imprison more villagers
@@Donut88648 THAT'S THE SPIRIT! :)
Mumbo: If one of these surprised you, I'm concerned for you. Also Mumbo: Skeletons don't exist in real life
Guess I can stop going to the chiropractor, as I clearly don't have a spine, or any other bones
When your British you drink alot of tea. So maybe that's why he has no bones?
Well then I guess something else is sticking out when people get injured cause they're apparently not bones 😂
@@sarahlandis289 Those kooks are more likely to cause you harm than help.
Mumbo : You cant push furnaces in minecraft, you can in real life Bedrock Edition :
I love how Mumbo never fully confirms that the most obvious differences between Minecraft and real life are true. So *maybe* throwing a block of stone onto a cactus will make the stone disappear without a trace.
Go out to a desert and try it
@@bboxx4352 Acquiring a 1x1x1 meter cube of stone might be difficult...
yah, I mean I PROBABLY wont respawn but I wont know till I die and either respawn or wake up in the after life! if there is no after life then I also dont know
It "generally" doesn't happen
Mumbo mentioning installing a kitchen with a furnace that cannot be moved now has me thinking about Thor running a kitchen-appliances service where he will move your furnace 🤦🏻♂
or what if he just drops his hammer on things to make sure it doesnt get stolen
This man went on a buddhist experience to touch real grass for a while, returns, and starts posting videos about how the real world is different from the game he makes content about. Incredible. Truly an inspiration to us all!
LMAFAO
What happens when a gamer actually goes out and touches grass, seeing how the world really is 😂
@@Scuffed_Gambit i wonder who will be the one
don't click the mumbo telegram it's got to be a scam
@@davismcarthur1724 dw it is because i've seen this exact same thing on multiple other big channels such as Trixyblox for example, the same thing, same message, the whole TELEGRAM ME thingy. its just bs lmao.
Actually, the size of minecraft's mountains makes a lot of sense if the gravity is really strong because the higher the gravity of the planet, the shorter mountains can be, and if the atmosphere is thin it would make sense for the mountains to be snow capped even if they're short. So in a way it's actually pretty realistic for a planet with really high gravity like minecraft to be the way minecraft is!
The problem with this is that minecraft's gravity is clearly whacky, as players, blocks, items, and tnt all experience different accelerations when falling, despite clearly having negligible mass differences relative to the minecraft planet. The player actually does experience somewhat higher gravity, but the rest of those actually experience LESS gravity than earth.
@@ritasonka330 actually, although the player does experience higher gravity just after falling, your velocity stabilizes much quicker than in real life, where you can reach much higher speeds edit: 4 days after commenting this, i am very pleasantly surprised that no one has yet replied with the 🤓 emoji
@@eduardoxenofonte4004 noice.
Except he said minecraft has lower gravity because ther able to jump higher with ease so if anything the mountains should be bigger
@@meirlanda6546 no, the players just that strong that they can jump even in the higher gravity.
“Imprisoning the people of your village and forcing them to work for you is generally frowned upon” - Mumbo Me: Wait I’m NOT supposed to do that?!
Kind of surprised you completely overlooked the fact that a bucket essentially has an infinite amount of water/lava if you use it from a high place.
Or, while he was talking about oak trees, the fact that (shocker) they drop acorns and not apples.
This is so much more entertaining if you imagine that these are all things Mumbo discovered during his bike trip. I strongly believe now that Mumbo had been making a list during his time playing Minecraft, and then finally one day just told Vicky that they were going to start crossing things off.
I have no idea what the last thing he said was because he always cuts his videos off too abruptly. The caption just say "I can't actually grab".
@@SuperLifestream that cut off may have been on purpose. He said "...in real life I can't actually grow a mustache.". Just in case you actually didn't understand and wanted to know.
@@sebastianjost I heard a mix of "I can't actually grandmas" and "I can't actually grammars"
I have an auditory processing disorder, so I'm surprised I understand the last sentence!
Imagine? This is what happened 🤣🤣🤣
You can feel Mumbo’s energy back in the videos, and it feels great, so glad he’s rested
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@@anispxrk you’re cringe
@@anispxrkoverused joke
@@questionmarkquestionmarkques fatherless lmao
@@questionmarkquestionmarkques zero women
8:57 “Oooo self burn! Those are rare!”
Id like to note that silverfish are another hostile mob that exists in real life, they’re just smaller and much more docile
Also they're not able to kill you and don't tear down your house if you hit one
It's always a joy to see the reactions of people who have only seen Mumbo's Minecraft content when they learn that he, in fact, does not have a moustache in real life.
True XD It was also fun to see Grian and Mumbo standing next to each other in real life
His character: Accountant from the 1940s who rarely sees sunshine. Him IRL: Athletic outdoorsman
yeah it freaked me out seeing that video of himself a few weeks back...
OH HE SAID "I can't actually grow this."
@@minecraftingmom usually the complete opposite of what most people want
that was a solid video for what was essentially a build up to the killer joke of "i can't actually grow a moustache"
I feel like the fact that he can't actually grow a mustache was the sole purpose of him actually making the video too
@8:40 This is however disgustingly close to the way chickens are farmed on an industrial scale.
So happy to see you back at it and making videos you enjoy rather than videos that pay the bills. I promise these videos will do just as well so keep being happy. ❤
The final line hit me HARD. This is unironically a cinematic masterpiece.
My english is not so good, what did he say in the end?
@spud *grow a mus-
@spud we have to accept the fact real life Mumbo don't have moustache:(
for me the video ends before he finishes the sentence
I would LOVE to watch Mumbo talk about 50 oddly accurate things about Minecraft.
Yes
Same here
6:27 Another interesting tidbit about TNT: if 1 block of TNT is 1.6 tonnes, then an entire double chest filled with 54 shulker boxes each filled with 27 stacks of TNT blocks would have a yield of 152,372.2 tonnes. For comparison, the bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima was 13,607 tonnes.
this is such a perfectly organized video it’s so satisfying. like the basic premise of the game is impossible and yet he managed to find 50 distinct and interesting differences to point out
This is classic Mumbo Jumbo
Yes and I miss it
Bro wrote this before he even read the title😂
@@wombat2295 agreed
Yes. Mumbo burning himself is classic.
And we All know that a video that starts with the phrase “This is a stupid Video” is very classic mumbo
Bonus fact for the lava bucket thing. Mostly for when you were sitting in it afterwards. Lava is very dense. Molten rock is less dense than it's solid counterpart, but rock is rock, and you would sit, burning, on the surface of the lava, perhaps molding a dent into the top at best.
mm... lava memory foam mattress.
Forbidden bed
Funny how when Sandy Circus sinks into lava in LotR, the ring floats, when it would really be the other way around
Atleast I know that I wouldn't be consumed if I tripped onto lava, I would just get third degree burns on one side of my body and possibly burn to death.
@@jwalster9412 Your skin would melt and adhere to the surface of the lava as you struggle to stand up. Skin is pretty lipid heavy so basically think bacon in a frying pan except its you and probably not part of a nostalgic breakfast (though it may smell like one).
this video made me smile. i took a break from playing minecraft around when you started your break, and ive just started up again and saw you returned as well. feels a little serendipitous to me
Let's not forget the fact that if one minecraft block is one meter, one minecraft world has more surface area than Neptune. The planet.
As someone who ran a 38 minute 10k once, I appreciate being referred to as an "elite runner"
That's pretty nice. (To all you Americans, that's like 6.2 miles)
Impressive time
@@seandoesstuff4172 races are one of the few things we actually do in metric... unless we are talking about the mile/2 mile race, which is really just the 1600 and 3200.
Over here there is a lot of people who run 10 miles at least were I am from
@@legostarwarrex0853 so? I could run 100 miles in under a year, you’re gonna want to be more specific
So glad Mumbo is able to do these fun blip videos again. He genuinely sounds like he's having fun again!
Would love a sequel to this about 50 things which are similar
I was not ready for that ending. It was intense and brutal. The truth and power in that statement shook me to my core!
I'm glad Mumbo is working on random stuff he's inspired to do rather than feeling forced to make Hermitcraft.
Same. I'd love to see him back, since I believe he has never said that hes dropping it, and I expect hes doing it at least some behind the scenes during the crossover, but even if not, it's good that hes back at all because that means he didnt completely burn himself out of it.
Same, I would rather him take a break from Hermitcraft rather than quit.
Washed
Also note: Since players fit in a 1x2x1 block area, they are less than 2 cubic meters total, and the head MUST be less than 1x1x1 meter in size, most likely around .8 cubic meters. Another fine side note: 1 block of gold (1 cubic meter) would be 19,282 Kilos of gold. Since Steve (and mumbo) seem able to move these around with ease, obviously those 40 inch+ biceps get put to good use.
I think he said two meters around, so that's a 50cm high and 50cm wide head.
the most mumbo thing ever is doing an entire video of buildup to just crack a mustache joke and end the vid as soon as physically possible afterwards. 10/10, loved it
mormons won't like the "you probably won't respawn when you die" part
Then they need to stop moving their beds around and leave them in one spot.
4:38 Interesting fact, there actually were spider-like creatures around this size which existed millions of years ago: eurypterids, an extinct group of aquatic arthropods. Megarachne, a member of this group which resembles spiders pretty closely, could grow to half a meter. Jaekelopterus was one of the largest at 3 meters, but it looked more like an aquatic scorpion on crack. That said, we also have things like spider crabs which exist today at the bottom of the ocean; including their legs, they can span 4 meters across.
There’s also Australia
Glad I did not exist back then with my buddy size spiders :')
So, because arthopods can grow based on how much oxygen is present, and all of the arthropods that we see are massive compared to real life, we gotta consider just how much oxygen is in the air
There were also centipedes twice as long as alligators
Nopenopenopenopenopenope
'imprisoning the people of your village and forcing them to work for you is generally frowned upon' favourite mumbo quote ever
7:29 I would’ve started dying if he said “wow that cow is a true gem” afterwards
This literally lightened my day - thank you :D
The funny part about fall damage and water in Minecraft is that water actually acts in a opposite manner in real life depending on how high you've jumped from, from the top of a house into a meter of water (all full blocks are 1m cubed) is probably safe even though you will feel it but hitting it at higher speeds is more akin to slamming head first into concrete and will more likely than not kill you.
Yeah it's why when people dive from a higher point they either go straight in headfirst or feet first to limit the surface area so you kinda slip into the water. If you belly flop you probably would be dead from a decent hight
That’s why professional divers usually dive into water with bubbles
@@chinglesscheddar Not really, it doesn't take all that much before hitting water does about the same amount of damage as hitting solid ground. However, it's actually better to hit solid ground, because when your bones inevitably break from this fall, if you were to survive the impact, you would very likely still die if you hit water, because I don't think you'll be doing much swimming after such an ordeal
@@bobthebox2993 lmao i love the vocabulary in this comment.
because it holds its surface tension in the split second that you die
The writing! This was such a well executed narration. References to past seasons, funny bits,a thieving cow, actual research… I enjoyed this immensely!
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I'd argue that this is actually not a stupid video, but a rather good one considering it kept my attention for the whole time! (this is an impressive feat) I've only recently found your content and its very much enjoyable!
Since when were "stupid" and "good" mutually exclusive?
You had me in stitches this whole video. Well done!!
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Glad to see you getting back into Minecraft. Even more glad that you’ve taken time for yourself. Thanks for being awesome! :D
Same, Mumbo is one of the most funny Minecraft KZheadrs!
I am sorry to see that as your replies, I hope they go away, and I also agree with you
@@masterninja4242 ik
The relevation of real life Mumbo not being able to grow a mustache was SHOCKING. Where are all the news reporters bringing this LIVE on TV?!
This was creative, and thoughtful, and funny. please keep making more and be sure to remember that you are appreciated. you are a wonderful creator, and your community cares about you a great deal. Be save and be well
Mumbo: these spiders are too big Me: ever heard of Australia?
I love how strange minecraft really is, you would never even notice these things if you were just playing normally
Mumbo’s incredible style and skill beyond is beyond human comprehension and ascends me to another plane of existence.
You could do a Redstone video with Supplementaries (Mod) ! Love Your Videos ! :D
Munbo: I can grow a stash in real life Mumbo's wife: I beg to differ
I actually view minecraft items as more like teleportation tokens, which would make a few of these make a bit of sense (since all items act the same, they probably are the same)
They are like banknotes... A tiny amount of notes for a large amount of gold in banks
what do you mean by "teleportation tokens"
@@aart7736 when placing down blocks, you use the token to summon the block (teleport it from somewhere else)
@@aart7736 when you place one down, it's consumed and a block is "teleported" in its place. Saying that an item is the block itself makes no sense, bc then why do anvil items float? The item itself must be different from the block, and since all items act the same way, they probably are in essence the same thing.
@@RedIceberg i really wanna put "BuT hEy! ThaT'S jUsT a ThEOry! A GaMe ThEoRy!!!" at the end of that comment
This is great. It’s kinda visible how the whole video spawned from the last fact which in itself probably came into mind after competing in that November beard growing challenge. I love it
What was the last one?
@@thedetonator9695 He said that he can't actually grow a mustache.
Having to make counter weights for pistons would be interesting, Having to put density mechanics in the game would make it a bit easier than a 12 blocks behind to push 12 blocks forward mechanic.
You'd probably be able to cheese it by putting a single piece of obsidian behind a piston to counterbalance a 12 block push
@@williamdrum9899 If they added a density mechanic into the game different blocks would have different weights, so an obsidian block could still be ultra heavy and counterbalance for multiple of other blocks.
Keep up the amazing work I'll be watching the videos 🙂
This is great. I’ve often thought how a visitor to the Minecraft universe would describe it to Earthlings. The thing I get hung up on is water. A single one-meter block will flow infinitely. Two blocks can form two more blocks. Water can be consumed infinitely without depleting the source. Etc.
Minecraft being imperfect is one of the best things about it, you barely even notice it when playing but when you realise the little things its amazing! P.s - I would just like to thank Grians chat for telling me about this video xD
same lol
Samee
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Same
Same!
Someone needs to tell Mumbo about the hard stuff inside of the body.
6:28 I live about 30 minutes away from split rock, and you can go there today. There is actually a large bit of the building left, and its very cool looking.
“Shoving a bunch of cows into a 1 meter by 1 meter hole is probably illegal in real life.” Factory farming: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career*
Technically most farms in america only get 1 cow per Meter.
4:22 But Mumbo, skeletons do exist. One of them is closer to you than you would think...
LMAO
💀
Good point
Yeah mumbo, he’s inside your home actually.
He might even be inside You!
The thing with the golden apple was that it was made with 8 gold blocks, so not only would the apple itself be horrendously expensive, but so would the visit to the dentist
Wouldn’t it be so cool if Mumbo just came back to the server to discover everyone is gone and he became the hero that reopened the rift/found a way for hermits to be able to return to Hermitcraft? Also would be so funny to get montages of him just being lonely on the server
100% honesty: I was subscribed to Mumbo for idek how many years but I never watched his videos (other than for redstone tutorials and possibly Hermitcraft). But ever since his video about him taking a break and doing better for himself, I find myself watching every video. I'm happy for you, bud, you deserve this.
LMAO EVEN THE NSFW BOT IS DISAPPOINTED
I mean. I did the same thing. So well done for actually coming back!
@@Kamirasu :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I can't believe Mumbo retconned the existence of skeletons from real life
You forgot that Minecraft people are roughly 10 foot tall. Apparently.
"If you die it is unlikely that you will respawn" Mumbo really needed to address the single exception.
4:27 I love how so many people overlook the silverfish as a real thing.
Ok I found some in my house once and for weeks I refused to go upstairs!
Literally will want that part two where you just point to the whole creative chart, stating “doesn’t exist.” Your random prattles happen to be where I find my comfort.
I've deeply missed your videos as of late. I only wish youtube would've suggested it to me when you uploaded it instead of 4 days later lol
"70 meters is barely even a bump" I literally have never even SEEN a hill that high 💀
5:45 13 cubic metres of dirt have a mass of approximately 19.5 tonnes. The fact that pistons can push 12 cubic metres of any block (including gold) is already insane
the piston also moves at the same speed every time, not varying with different block types, which is even more ridiculous
But the piston itself is 1 cubic meter large
Hold up, bedrock, obsidian, crying obsidian, command blocks, reinforced deep slate, structure blocks, end portal frames, barriers, borders, structure void, end portals, beacons, and netherite blocks can’t be pushed by pistons.
@@angelascotney3204 and furnaces
@@angelascotney3204 chests and hoppers as well
7:41 Actually, this is not confirmed, people have tried making a portal but they couldn’t find a flint and steel.
8:28 i actually saw an old video where a bunch of workers were hammering sticks of dynamine into crack of big wood pieces, and blowing them up in order to split the wood apart into smaller pieces. tho it probably isnt very useful today where every logger probably owns a chainsaw lol
1:00 unless it's a: Feather Any Meat Dirt Sand Gravel Wool stuff Redstone component (The open wires would not be happy) Paper Leather (depends on strength) Door, pressure plate, etc. (Would break in half because too thin) Dust (redstone, glowstone, sugar, gunpowder) Cookie Cake Rotten flesh And many more.
Mumbo calling the enslavement of villagers in real life "Generally frowned upon" made my day
Who else is very happy that mumbo had a needed break?
comment about the video
He deserved it
i am
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another funny difference i dont even think the devs intended this but mobs such as cows, sheep, pigs, etc. can climb ladders for some reason
I was going with the opening statement until we got to the closing statement. That admission alone saved the video. Well played Mumbo, well played. 👍
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My wife and I are so overjoyed to watch your videos again. I really hope you read all of the comments because I want to share our journey with you. Your redstone videos are what got me hooked and then your season 7 base caught my wife's eye while I had you on one day. Very shortly after, season 8 started, and we were hooked. Your fun with Grian led us to third life which is where we became curious about Scar. Proceeding to binge both Grian and Scar's third life series we had to check out their season 8. Long story short, we now watch every new video from a majority of the Hermitcraft crew, both Hermitcraft and others as well. We are constantly meeting more creators through everyone's videos... But we have you, Mumbo Jumbo, to thank for our nightly entertainment and escape from the world around us. Thank you for your quick cuts that very much are engaging with our ADHD. Thank you for being you, we love when your personality shines and that you took the time to take care of yourself and have what I'm sure was a great adventure. We have missed you so unbelievably much. We also struggle with anxiety, perfectionism, and the worst task paralysis, and like all the executive dysfunction. So we both really appreciate the example you're setting of taking care of yourself. We love you so much and want the best for you whether it's on KZhead or not. We definitely wanted to give you the bragging rights of being THE reason why we are now addicted to Minecraft videos. THANK YOU MUMBO JUMBO!!! We are so happy to see you again ❤️❤️❤️
The wholesomeness level here, just through the roof-
@@dusty_1624 agree
I hope Docm77 is in the crew you're watching, if not hurry up! Technical redstone and breaking minecraft is the Doc main mission!
It's awesome that you're happy and all... But isn't that a waste of your life? Watching every single hermit must be really rough and time consuming
@@zo0m524 well I'm sure they do it when they have time, like watching a movie with his wife before they sleep but instead of a movie it is HermitCraft
It's really crazy when you compare the two. I never noticed how many fantasy elements real life has that aren't actually in Minecraft.
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Mumbo I’m so glad that you are back and happy but I do wonder if you will ever rejoin the hermit craft server
Hey Mumbo, I hope you return to make some more hermitcraft episodes. I really want to know what your vault is going to look like :)
4:39 as an australian i can say, spiders can grow way bigger than that. for reference the funnleweb on the ride at janbaroo action park is actually the size of a real spider.
Thank you Grians stream chat for notifying me. Good to have ya back Mumbo!
That last One killed me. Still laughing Do you feel like an Astronaut after returning from the surfice of Realworld?
You can make a video where you tell us 10 times as many
Those puns and one liners at the start of every video are gold lol...Martyn would be proud
I love the fact that a lot of these were perfectly clippable.
Perfectly animatable
7:38 I own some pieces of obsidian (I collect rocks) and they get damaged quite easily actually. But me and my friend who also collects rocks will evaluate if you can make a portal with 10 pieces
This is a perfect example of the mumbo we know and love
It's been a long time since I've seen one of these types of videos. When I first started watching Mumbo this is the type of stuff I watches a lot of, along with his Redstone videos. It's so refreshing to get another one of these.
I started watching redstone videos and some of these too. Now I’m here for the hermitcraft, but he isn’t playing anymore. Idk if he’ll start back again. I hope he does. Empires is weird tho
26th one The height of an oak tree depends on it's enviroment. In Finland, oak trees usually grow to 3-4 meters tall. But when talking about the natural groth place of oak trees, what Mumbo said is true. Great to see another video from you.
But he completely ignored another big difference: Apples
@@NosyMo85 Perhaps the minecraft oak trees are a hybrid breed of apple and oak? That might better explain how they're so short!
I absolutely adore your sense of humor
Idk why but Mumbo saying peace love and plants just made me so happy.