The Worst Model Trains of 2023

2024 ж. 12 Мам.
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It's that time again... time to slate the worst ranking locomotives from 2023!
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0:00 Intro
0:38 5th place
5:17 4th place
10:22 3rd place
15:17 2nd place
19:05 1st place
23:03 Final thoughts

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  • Bachmann making up 60% of this list just shows their incredible dedication to value

    @danthemanwiththepants4048@danthemanwiththepants40484 ай бұрын
    • haha very much so! ;D

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • It’s even worse when you realize that the Bradford Exchange Queen Elizabeth train is a copy of a Bachmann model, albeit a very cheap and nasty reproduction. The original Bachmann model 4-6-0s had working side rods and lots of detail, and even dcc and sound.

      @SouRwy4501Productions@SouRwy4501Productions4 ай бұрын
    • Lol 😂 well said friend!

      @levidarling5107@levidarling51074 ай бұрын
    • Depends their Class 37 is more than daycent

      @OscarOSullivan@OscarOSullivan4 ай бұрын
    • Sell it to the enthusiast at the highest price possible

      @russellbenton2987@russellbenton29874 ай бұрын
  • The Queen Elizabeth ll Royal Rememberance Express Colloection is a crime to eyes everywhere.

    @ThomasOfSodor_1@ThomasOfSodor_14 ай бұрын
    • The Royal Family should sue Bradford Exchange for making such an abomination that is supposed to honor her late royal highness.

      @stuartaaron613@stuartaaron6134 ай бұрын
    • pretty much everything from bradford is garbage

      @SilveryGrayWolf@SilveryGrayWolfАй бұрын
  • As I watched this, I was struck with sheer TERROR as I realized the Bradford QE II was only the THIRD worst of the year. My god, I thought, can I stand the shock of the next two? Dare I allow my family (cats and dogs) to look over my shoulder as the two worst were revealed? What if my neighbors saw the rictus of fear on my face? What if own one of them? Is self-immolation a solution? What if there is a Lionel product in the next two? [later edit]: There was! [last edit]: Bachmann U.S. is no surprise, not even closely related to Bachmann Euro. This obscenity proves it. 'Nuff said. Good on ya, mate! Well done, and quite entertaining. (I think I worked for Dickie Dickson once.)

    @chugwaterjack4458@chugwaterjack44584 ай бұрын
    • haha I know - I think the fact that it ran well got it a better rating than it deserved! haha thanks mate - and you did well to get away from Dickie Dickson's employ for sure! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • LOL! :D

      @napierpaxman@napierpaxman4 ай бұрын
    • And with the most recent review, it would be fourth worst!

      @Alpha-oo8@Alpha-oo84 ай бұрын
    • At least the first two - the Lionel loco and the Bachmann streetcar - bear some resemblance to a prototype, but those responsible for the Bradford Exchange monstrosity deserve a long jail sentence...

      @ianjeffery6744@ianjeffery67444 ай бұрын
  • Excellent video as always, Sam. Now let’s give it up for 2023’s worst rolling stock as rated by the big man himself!: 5) Hornby Gresley Suburban Coaches 4) Lionel £10 Wagons 3) Bachmann’s Dancehall Brake Van 2) Evermodel Box Cars And taking the number one spot of awful is the SPA wagon from DJM! Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here next week!

    @David_Mattox@David_Mattox4 ай бұрын
    • Thanks a lot David - yeah I'd say that's pretty much as it should be! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • I'm glad you've come to your senses and smashed the tram, it's only good feature was the led, I think the Bradford exchange Queen Elizabeth loco was an act of high treason. It could have been so good but ended up an insult to the late Queen and to anyone who purchased one.

    @darreno9874@darreno98744 ай бұрын
    • haha absolutely - treason indeed! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • I have an idea for a proper queen Elizabeth loco, I looked up her date of birth and worked from there and decided on the SR Lord Neilson class

      @dogyslime9954@dogyslime99548 күн бұрын
  • You're building a good demo reel for your breakout acting career 😂. Nice job on this video, the time you spent filming & editing do show and I certainly appreciate your efforts. ❤

    @TooManyHobbiesJeremy@TooManyHobbiesJeremy4 ай бұрын
    • Haha thank you so much, really appreciate it!

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • Yeah Sam is actually got some chops! He could be to model trains what Mike Bustos is to formicarium hobbyists.

      @mikeupton5406@mikeupton54064 ай бұрын
  • Dickie Dickinson’s endorsement is so quotable! I need him to write my cover letters ‘A couple of them ACTUALLY worked ,’ ‘they are absolutely adequate,’ 😂 golden

    @blairofair@blairofair4 ай бұрын
    • Hahaha I’m sure for the right amount of money Dickie would do absolutely anything!

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • Does Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden have any degree of kinship with Dickie Dickinson 😀😀😀😀😀?

      @fersiro26rodrigues30@fersiro26rodrigues304 ай бұрын
  • I actually went and bought a Collett with the ROD tender after your review lol - I found one on eBay for 40 quid being sold as a non-DCC ready version... I actually think it's a nice model - takes all sorts, eh? :)

    @Valleys56xx@Valleys56xx4 ай бұрын
    • hahaha blimey - at least for £40 it's not too bad! Thanks for watching - Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • I honestly think that the Queen train set thing should have had the #1 spot. The straight up blatant lies and outrageous price for it are just completely inexcusable. That's just my opinion though. Great video Sam as always!

    @TrainTrackTrav@TrainTrackTrav4 ай бұрын
  • That was really funny, you're a great actor! I've got an old Bachmann PCC tram with none of the gimmicks available on the "new" version, so I'm actually quite pleased with it ...and it was cheap! Looking forward to the Best Of 2023.

    @patricksmodels@patricksmodels4 ай бұрын
    • haha thanks a lot Patrick - ahh interesting - is that one with the old chassis design then?? Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • @@SamsTrains yes, it's got the small Bachmann pancake motor on a split chassis bogie and umpteen small plastic gears. A previous owner had lubricated it with ballbearing grease! I'll review it on my channel during the Christmas holidays. It's entertaining, but on the noisy side.

      @patricksmodels@patricksmodels4 ай бұрын
  • A fitting tribute to these abominations of model trains. On the other hand, this video also demonstrates why your channel is a favorite of so many; your script and video quality are superb and constantly improving. Well done, sir!

    @509brown@509brown4 ай бұрын
  • 👏👏👏 The Martin McMartinson Company part made me laughing the hardest. Keep up the great work Sam. Your Christmas story was also excellent.

    @rossbowman202@rossbowman2024 ай бұрын
    • hahahaha they're a company who likes to keep on giving... that's for sure! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • The near miss/hit compilation made me laugh. Like Sam always randomly hits things with a hammer, he always rolls backwards in a chair and he always just has a track leading to the edge of the table. The PCC car just so happened to be there.

    @Thetrainbloke@Thetrainbloke4 ай бұрын
  • I have literally been waiting all year for this!! Good to see this up Sam. Can’t wait for the best!

    @tommytorpey8482@tommytorpey84824 ай бұрын
    • hahaha awesome thank you so much! :D

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • haha thanks Tommy, glad you like these! :D Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • 16:31 “revolting crust” made me laugh more than it should have

    @danieldoesdumbstuff@danieldoesdumbstuff18 күн бұрын
  • Well, another year down and once again, with this list, thank you for giving me something to look forward to at the end of the year. Thanks again for another year of lovely and chilled content and all the best to you and yours Sam. And cheers to 2024 🥂

    @C.A.A93@C.A.A934 ай бұрын
    • Ahh you're most welcome - many thanks for your very kind words! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • My favorite time of year! Laughing at the worst of the worst feels like the last one happened just yesterday haha Also if I may add on a recommendation… for next year, what if you also added on the worst rolling stock of the year as a bonus entry? Just a little thought I wanted to say ^^’

    @_molls@_molls4 ай бұрын
    • haha it does feel like yesterday doesn't it?! And great idea - a few people have recommended that! Thanks for watching - Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • We all know number 1 would be the Coca Cola Lowmac.

      @GSD-hd1yh@GSD-hd1yh4 ай бұрын
    • haha thank you so much - yeah quite a few people have asked for that, it's something I might look at next year! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Well thank goodness none of those appear in my roster! That Queen tribute monstrosity was beyond the pale for me. It was an insult to humanity, which for a non-royalist like myself is going some! I’m amazed she didn’t just come back to haunt the thing! 😂 Shame as I was so hoping it would meet a grisly end, but I guess the other two were just that little bit more dreadful. Ah well, can’t lose them all, eh? 🤔 Happy new year mate 👍🍀🥂

    @timsully8958@timsully89584 ай бұрын
  • What a great video Sam, looking forward to the next one...I have just retired, and want to get back into this great hobby from when I was just 11 years old... your channel has given me great inspiration, wishing you and your GF a happy Christmas...

    @glennfryer1539@glennfryer15394 ай бұрын
    • Thanks so much Glenn - congrats on your retirement, hope you can have many years of fun with model railways! Thanks for the lovely words, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • My goodness the EFE J94, well I almost bid for one on eBay then I remembered how bad the model was that you reviewed and I thankfully didn’t confirm my bid.

    @samgarnett9174@samgarnett91744 ай бұрын
    • haha not one I'd personally recommend... wish a manufacturer would come along and do a proper one! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Your punishments were hilarious (and well deserved), Sam. However, that Bachmann PCC streetcar deserved worse, in my opinion, and I like model trams! I wish you and Chloe best wishes for the holidays from across the pond in Wisconsin!

    @andrewpalm2103@andrewpalm21034 ай бұрын
    • haha thanks a lot Andrew - you're probably right! Might have to try and find a better tram! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • I wholly agree with you this time. Every model has good and bad points alike. To make you feel better, there's a spooky 00 gauge sized Ghost Train headboard on the way from Fox Transfers.

    @kellyashfordtrains2642@kellyashfordtrains26424 ай бұрын
    • haha glad to hear it Kelly - ahh that sounds very spooky indeed - hope you enjoy! Thanks for watching - Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • How I enjoyed this roundup so much , at one point I thought you might come out with some of the( group desturbed) singing of the sound of silence, and just so much fun so close to Christmas. Good on you Sam, Merry Christmas From Canada,P

    @paulsayer8248@paulsayer82484 ай бұрын
    • Thank you so much Paul - really glad you liked this one! Always great to have a bit of fun with them :D Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • I remember going to Locomotion Shildon and seeing the NCB J94 in the shop. At first I laughed at it because I was reminded of this review, and then I faltered because I noticed it cost £200.

    @joshslater2426@joshslater24264 ай бұрын
    • Blimey was that for a sound fitted one or something? What an utter ripoff! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • I think it was, but it was a while back and I can’t remember. Regardless, I didn’t want to buy it.

      @joshslater2426@joshslater24264 ай бұрын
  • That movie scene was some real comedy gold🤣

    @builddude1500TVL@builddude1500TVL4 ай бұрын
  • Here is a fun (ish) fact about the collet The possible reason (other then lazyness) for the tender to not be conected to the loco is that I'm quite sure it's recicled from the bachmann O4 (some were fitted with robinson tenders from Rods from 2-8-0s) Also explains why the tender looks slightly better then the loco

    @Robert_the47@Robert_the474 ай бұрын
    • Yeah that's right - it's a tender designed for another loco - but this happens quite often, and there's absolutely no reason for it to have that drawbar and no electrical connection, haha! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • @@SamsTrains Very true! Bachmann is a very difficult brand You have to be careful what models you buy from then, their new stuff tends to be excellent, but they also sneek a lot of older models in their current range, so research is always necessary. Great video as always!

      @Robert_the47@Robert_the474 ай бұрын
    • @@SamsTrains believe the Bachman collett is from 2007, so the faults of it are kind of explainable , plus i don't think they sell it brand new anymore so second hand is the only way to find them anymore

      @kltmilliken@kltmilliken4 ай бұрын
    • i don't think it's right to criticize models not produced in 2023 and 17 years old

      @kltmilliken@kltmilliken4 ай бұрын
    • @@kltmilliken “2007” yeah produced The tooling is way older and dates back to mainline Even compared to other models from 2007 (or even older ones) it is lacking, there is no way around it.

      @Robert_the47@Robert_the474 ай бұрын
  • Always an enjoyable video at the end of the year, a good laugh, thank you

    @numptypootis8012@numptypootis80124 ай бұрын
    • Thank you so much glad you enjoyed it! :D Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Good heavens, another year just flying by..., remembering all those reviews and some astounding shocking ones indeed. Absolutely staggering and infuriating what some companies are trying to pull, and can continue doing... Sad, but at least our hobby is blessed with more than enough gems to be had. Those ghastly melons are a good replacement for golf balls as well for having a go at the course 🤣

    @lindaoffenbach@lindaoffenbach4 ай бұрын
    • haha very much Linda - some of them beggar belief... but there are still tonnes of great models, as you'll see with the top 5 list! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • The models might be awful, but your end of year “worst model” video gets funnier every year. I really look forward to these!

    @ghostlightwhisper6802@ghostlightwhisper68024 ай бұрын
    • haha thank you so much - really glad you liked it!

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Definitely rhe best video in the entire series! Not often do I have to pause videos because of laughter but this has happened many times whilst watching this. Completely excellent.

    @spiralfirst6488@spiralfirst64884 ай бұрын
    • Hahaha great stuff - thank you so much!

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • haha thank you so much - glad it gave you a laugh! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • This is always my fav video of the year. I especially loved the intimate movie scene. I’m still laughing hahahah! Thank you Sam and Merry Christmas!!!

    @ianhartley5057@ianhartley50574 ай бұрын
    • haha thank you so much - really glad you liked the skits! :D Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Absolute gold......totally entertaining and well produced!! Cheers!

    @paulogden1672@paulogden16724 ай бұрын
    • Thanks a lot Paul! :D

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Been looking forward to this video all year!

    @jamtart606@jamtart6064 ай бұрын
    • hahaha thank you - hope you like it! :D

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Some years ago, Lionel released The Polar Express in HO Scale and looking at the loco from the Hosptial Train Set, I believe Lionel have just reliveried the PE Locomotive tooling.

    @terrier_productions@terrier_productions4 ай бұрын
    • Yeah absolutely - it is indeed the same base loco! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • Lionel's entire HO line is just rebranded Model Power product...with different paint jobs and higher prices. Same lousy quality as the original MP trains, but you pay for the "saintly" Lionel name. Which is why they don't sell much of it in the US.

      @jamescooley5744@jamescooley57444 ай бұрын
    • If they retooled the locomotive would you buy it

      @FreighttrainDaniel1225@FreighttrainDaniel12256 күн бұрын
    • @@FreighttrainDaniel1225probably not. I believe I’m one of the only people in the UK to own the Lionel 3-pack HO Scale Polar Express Coaches. I’ve only got those because my Uncle just happened to be in America sometime before Christmas. The import charges would be a stab in the wallet

      @terrier_productions@terrier_productions6 күн бұрын
    • @@terrier_productions oh but if it was cheap or at least affordable would you buy it if it was retooled

      @FreighttrainDaniel1225@FreighttrainDaniel12256 күн бұрын
  • I do love Mr. Dickinson. Guess we'll be waiting until April go see him again 😂

    @ladela7348@ladela73484 ай бұрын
    • haha maybe, we'll have to see! ;D Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Love your judgments clips, great content. I was so worried I would not see the near miss. LOL

    @99Duds@99Duds4 ай бұрын
    • haha thank you so much!! ;D

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Thanks for the video, Sam. Seriously, I would have thought in this day and age that getting a truly dud locomotive was a rarity from the “Fly-By-Night” model railway company, but it appears I was wrong. Truly when companies pump out substandard stuff that is worse than the old Triang or Playcraft models of the 1960s, you gotta just wonder what’s going on here … 😢

    @csbenzo@csbenzo4 ай бұрын
  • Merry Chrismas and a happy new year Sam!! Cheers Onno.

    @onnomulder9775@onnomulder97754 ай бұрын
  • Did he almost crack during the merciless rant 😂😂

    @zakjplays4505@zakjplays45054 ай бұрын
  • Very entertaining. Well done. Re stop / start of a DCC engine. I have a Lionel Polar Express DCC sound + 4 light fitted carriages. Ran for ages on a small oval with a Bachmann DC 1 AMP 12V powerpack. Decided to get a 2 AMP controller. Stop / start all over the place. Back to the old Bachmann power pack and it was OK. Seems I'd bought a DC PMW controller which interferes with DCC signals! ie confusion over wireless instruction versus a track instruction.

    @johnwinter6061@johnwinter60613 ай бұрын
  • 10:10: You could say that Bachmann’s lust to make sub-par models is rather huge. 🤷‍♂️ Marry Christmas, Sam! 16:29: *I wish to consume the forbidden crust.*

    @CuldiiFell@CuldiiFell4 ай бұрын
    • *consume*

      @zemildlybird2024@zemildlybird20244 ай бұрын
    • hahaha dammit, that must have been it! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • There is a reason why Tyco models are available in such large numbers and are cheap because they mass produced them to be so. Bachmann in comparison is rehashing its old catalog of product, making it cheaper, and then raising the price.

      @lastswordfighter@lastswordfighter2 ай бұрын
  • BRO ACTUALLY SMACKED THAT STREETCAR WITH A FECKING HAMMER!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @PalomboDylan@PalomboDylan4 ай бұрын
  • I want to say sam, I've grown up with your videos and I am glad you are still going strong in this field, thank you for your service to the model railways around the world.

    @stralegaming2597@stralegaming25974 ай бұрын
    • Thank you so much- that's my pleasure! :D Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • My little boy loved this. Especially when you took the hammer to the streetcar. Have a great Xmas.

    @jamesfield8023@jamesfield80234 ай бұрын
    • haha that's good to hear - tell him hello from me! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • I called that Bradford QE2 as the worst model of the year as soon as you reviewed it. I'm utterly stunned that there are even worse rip off's being sold.

    @94Angelwing@94Angelwing4 ай бұрын
  • 18:39 actually made me laugh out loud 😂

    @shadowmaster8684@shadowmaster86844 ай бұрын
  • The Collett rant was awesome!

    @oriontaylor@oriontaylor4 ай бұрын
  • Funny stuff. And at ~ 22:06 I felt you sounded like a Banjo Kazooie character. Not sure if it’s because the British have some sort of comedic stock laugh from time to time? I enjoyed it. Thank you.

    @profile2047@profile20474 ай бұрын
  • The Bachmann PCC car must be well over 50 years old now, so god knows how they justify that kind of price, even with the new DCc socket and extra lights. I have a Bradford Exchange Christmas train, it looks as kitch as you would expect, except that it is based on standard Bachmann stock and EZ Track, and the loco is the On30 4-6-0 with split chassis features. It’s okay, works fine and the Grand Children love it. I wouldn’t have thought it possible to down grade it, but hay, how wrong could I be.

    @johnchadwick4222@johnchadwick42224 ай бұрын
  • Oh yeah, use the hammer on the Badford (not “Bradford”, I mean “BADford”!) Exchange POS, instead (then please give the remains to the scrap man so he doesn’t go hungry.) The PCC trolley can be improved with stay-alive capacitors for the decoder (this will improve the performance over the points, and it won’t cut out and reset quite so much) and you have a handy 3D printer; you could make an “interior” kit for it - there must be a couple of people with this same model who’d like a real interior. And the sparking trolley pole was a nice effect! Also, the wheels have nice bolt detail. This model does have the potential to be at least a “C”-rated model, but the paintwork pretty much limits that. 😭

    @williamsquires3070@williamsquires30704 ай бұрын
    • haha I certainly have the urge to bust it up badly, haha! Stayalive is a great shout - think that'd be well worth doing! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • I'm sure that motor in the expensive queen loco had a Hornby code on it. I've been searching the codes stamped on them recently to try and find the specs of the motors.

    @Jamie096@Jamie0964 ай бұрын
    • I'm not sure about that - 99% sure Hornby don't manufacture their own motors, so if the codes match they could have just sourced them from the same supplier! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • @@SamsTrains not made by them, but made (and stamped) for them so a possibility that the origins and production of the locos could be a back room in hornby hq.

      @Jamie096@Jamie0964 ай бұрын
  • Lionel never installs flanges on inside drivers on locomotives with more than six drivers since the 1940's. That is so the locomotives can negotiate curves with less a diameter than the track provided with your set. I operate pre and postwar Lionel O scale. I have found the Lionel trains made in China to be mostly garbage. Great video.

    @chiconian49@chiconian494 ай бұрын
  • 15:47 Funny enough, the Atchison Topeka and Santa Fe (ATSF for short) actually did have some Berkshire engines, in the form of their 4101 class, which I think lionel was attempting to represent (admittedly rather pathetically)

    @the_autism_express@the_autism_express4 ай бұрын
    • Ahh very interesting - thanks for sharing! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • That's likely the brand they were going for, but the Berkshire Lionel makes is based on the Pere Marquette N-1 class, and it's literally the only HO loco they make, they just put it in a bunch of different colors.

      @asteroidrules@asteroidrules4 ай бұрын
  • God, this video is priceless. Thanks so much for doing these videos every year!!! Also name the trolley's driver Bertie, after the bus from Thomas and Friends! Because the name also sounds like the creature probably responsible for the fact that his eyes look like hollow sockets where eyes SHOULD be! And with him being a blind driver, he reflects the designers who thought this model looked good enough to sell for a DASTARDLY 175 pounds! ALSO THANK YOU FOR CALLING OUT THE STUPID PHRASE "NEAR MISS" I HATE IT WITH A PASSION!! If someone told me they had a near-miss with a train, I'd say "Well, what made you think you could beat it in the first place, dumb**s?!"

    @schuylerschultz804@schuylerschultz8044 ай бұрын
    • haha so glad you enjoyed it! Ahh Bertie, that sounds fitting! Yeah near-miss has always bugged me... now I've avenged it! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Sense of humour is a must...Merry Xmas Sam

    @davidsheriff8989@davidsheriff89894 ай бұрын
  • I'll say one thing in the Bachmann PCC's defense - it seems to sit lower down on its wheels than the historic ones did. That may be its only refeeming feature though.

    @JBofBrisbane@JBofBrisbane4 ай бұрын
    • Ahh interesting - wonder if that's accurate then?? Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • I have an older Bachmann Collet Goods from when I was a kid. There's no DCC socket and it has square bearings but it has sprung buffers, more weight, isn't split chassis and still runs pretty well for a loco of its age that I've had from before I knew how to do a basic service. How on earth did Bachmann manage to make the newer version so much worse?

    @CrowsWoodRailway@CrowsWoodRailway4 ай бұрын
    • Ahh very interesting - wonder why they added sprung buffers and took them off again? Thanks for sharing! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Superb stuff Sam although I thought that the QE 2 loco would romp / stutter home as the worst.

    @simonbaker6962@simonbaker69624 ай бұрын
    • haha yeah that one really sucks - if it didn't work so well, I think it would've been bottom! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Turd on wheels...that got me laughing....lololol

    @williamsion3000@williamsion30004 ай бұрын
  • I think some that in some the models mentioned, we have an issue of mispricing, is not that they're beyond redemption, but more that they should be cheaper considering what they offer ancient models should be available at entry level prices instead of high end prices

    @jvbndofvbnebe@jvbndofvbnebe4 ай бұрын
    • Yeah very true - a lot of the time it's the ridiculous prices combined with lack of features that makes a model bad!

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • Yeah I'd agree with that - at the right prices many of these could be acceptable budget offerings! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Probably the best video of the year!

    @WCMLtrainspotter@WCMLtrainspotter4 ай бұрын
    • haha thanks you very much! :D

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Merry Christmas to you and your family 😊🎉

    @star86703@star867034 ай бұрын
    • Merry Christmas Sam! :D

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Could i ask you about a question about the Bachman brunch line digital starter set is it worth buying for about £130 any good I hope you don’t mind me asking thank you

    @user-rq2rs7pk8t@user-rq2rs7pk8t4 ай бұрын
  • As far as I’ve ever been able to see the DJM now EFE J94 has pretty much only 2 detail advantages over the Hornby (ex 1980s Dapol) J94: the lack of seam line along the saddle tank and the separately fitted smokebox door dart.

    @gc7820@gc78204 ай бұрын
  • I’m glad to see someone finally pointed out how weird the term “near miss” is

    @comicfan1324@comicfan13244 ай бұрын
  • I think Lionel just took their O scale models, shrunk them down in an animation software, made a couple other modifications to make the model cheap and nasty

    @Hiawatha_Productions@Hiawatha_Productions4 ай бұрын
    • That would be way more effort than Lionel actually made on their latest attempt at HO.

      @trr94001@trr940014 ай бұрын
    • That would be the case for the 50's/60's Lionel HO line, the current one however is just rebranded Model Power.

      @BAKU2K2@BAKU2K24 ай бұрын
    • haha I wouldn't be surprised... it certainly looked very low effort! Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Great to see Simon… I mean Dickie Dickson make an appearance! Your posh accent impression always gets me!

    @1471SirFrederickBanbury@1471SirFrederickBanbury4 ай бұрын
    • hahahaha glad you like it! ;D

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • I actually have a more recent Collett. Granted there isn't a DCC Decoder but mine does have sprung buffers. Granted the buffers on your Collett are super thin and fine, but given that Oxford Rail has similarly shaped buffers on the Dean Goods to your Collett, Bachmann should've re-engineered those buffers to be a tad thicker so that they could spring and be sturdy. On that note, the spring on my Collett's buffers are pretty weak unfortunately.

    @tpickup11@tpickup114 ай бұрын
  • Bradford exchange is advertising a flying Scotsman clock 😉 😂

    @Lamp_2155@Lamp_21554 ай бұрын
    • hahaha I've seen it!!

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • this did make me laugh out loud!!! well done

    @user-lm4nn4ef7k@user-lm4nn4ef7k2 ай бұрын
  • The only one I have is the Collett Goods. Mine is in GWR livery and doesn't have the awful seam line for some reason. Good runner too. Excellent vid Sam...very funny!

    @Elvinley@Elvinley4 ай бұрын
    • Ahh excellent - the Mainline versions of the model had better seam lines actually... maybe they bothered to sand them out?? Thanks for watching, Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • I guess Sam's Trains is now Sam's Musical Instruments because he turned that Bo-Bo into an Oh-Bo.

    @classicforreal@classicforreal4 ай бұрын
  • If it helps, rip out the Lionel Berkshire’s sound unit and replace it with a more conventional dcc/sound decoder. I’d recommend either a TCS WOWsound, Soundtraxx Tsunami 2, or an ESU Loksound decoder.

    @SouRwy4501Productions@SouRwy4501Productions4 ай бұрын
  • I’m telling ya Sam, ya gotta try one of Lionel’s O gauge locomotives

    @jasonanderson6583@jasonanderson65834 ай бұрын
    • Maybe I should! Do they make 2 rail??

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • they did make some 2 rail locomotives for their smithsonian series

      @jowil6110@jowil61104 ай бұрын
    • also they made a 2 rail prr t1

      @jowil6110@jowil61104 ай бұрын
  • i can tell you had a lot of fun with this video, great ranking as usual!

    @neo.mp4204@neo.mp42044 ай бұрын
  • Just in time. I am really looking forward to the list. Christmas came early!

    @bushmonsterwilhelm6716@bushmonsterwilhelm67164 ай бұрын
  • I think those Bradford Exchange locomotives are the same ones (different liveries) that come in train sets from Home Bargains for £20.

    @Mariazellerbahn@Mariazellerbahn4 ай бұрын
    • They look a bit like the Christmas train sets designed to run around the base of the tree.

      @rogercantwell3622@rogercantwell36224 ай бұрын
  • BRUH THE RANT PUNISHMENT HAD ME DYING!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @PalomboDylan@PalomboDylan4 ай бұрын
  • It’s Hammer time 🔨 22:55 lol

    @adamrushton1740@adamrushton17404 ай бұрын
  • Very awesome my friend. Ur trains are the best my friend. Keep being awesome. I hope to get some cool trains in the future. But I did know the first engine was going to be the worst. But there trains what do u expect . I guess it depends on motors and gears

    @OragamiTobichi-bi6lh@OragamiTobichi-bi6lh4 ай бұрын
  • Pointing with the 🔨 is hilarious

    @hearingthesmells2500@hearingthesmells25004 ай бұрын
  • 2:19 does the middle axle rotate freely or is it driven? Because it's almost half a turn off.

    @JuhanaSiren@JuhanaSiren3 ай бұрын
  • Any time the Martin Mart Martinson characters appear it's a good day.

    @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment4 ай бұрын
    • haha, top tier marketing tactics as always ;D

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • I liked the Casablanca reference 😂😅

    @peterfoxon5498@peterfoxon54984 ай бұрын
  • What is a Sam'sTrains engineer? I was just wondering if that was something I should look into. Now for the more important business. I liked the professional way you Konducted the worse tranes of 2320. Such care have I never seen before. This makes me want to hang around until next year to see what transpires this year. lol God Bless My Friend.

    @frankingram3382@frankingram33822 ай бұрын
  • Well this will be a thrill! So much terrible product to go over… I got one of those Lionel berkshires years back on massive discount. I’ve made it into a great runner (still not as good as the souped up Bachmann Thomas. When you take the eye mechanism out, they become spectacular!) and to fix the pickup discontinuity, I’ll be isolating the chassis and adding wipers, along with moving the wheel sensor to the loco. That should bring out its massive, previously wasted potential! Thanks Sam!

    @1471SirFrederickBanbury@1471SirFrederickBanbury4 ай бұрын
    • haha oh blimey those berkshires are so shoddy - glad to hear you managed to get it to be a better runner though! I do think disconnecting the eyes is a great idea to extend the life of the Thomas models! Thanks for watching - Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
    • @@SamsTrains at least the first run of Berkshires had much higher quality control and thus somehow managed to do a decent crawl right out of the box. Those old Bachmann 5 poles need tens-hundreds of hours outside the chassis, running free to get good running, but once it reached that (and it helps if you put extra neodymium magnets on them), MY GOD do they improve! I already get Hornby j36-j15 levels of slow crawling from them and I still am yet to put flywheels on them! Love your acting by the way!

      @1471SirFrederickBanbury@1471SirFrederickBanbury4 ай бұрын
  • Wow, no heljan this year! A miracle!

    @Alpha-oo8@Alpha-oo84 ай бұрын
  • Morale of the story- check the reviews before buying or else you are going to get some crap.

    @Arkay315@Arkay3154 ай бұрын
  • Would you upgrade to electro frogs or unifrogs could help with the small shunters

    @James-ih4gz@James-ih4gz4 ай бұрын
  • I got the Efe J94, it's my first model, and i didn't know these details, i also had to pay 15-20 more pounds because i got the NCB green "amazon" with weathering I'm hoping it's not tgat bad when i start using it and maybe i can get a new chassis and rework it to have a better motor and improve it, cause i like it, i really do like it

    @Mr.C_the_Artist@Mr.C_the_Artist4 ай бұрын
    • I haven't gotten it running yet because i am not in the situation or have the means to run it but it's kinda daunting and a shame that my first loco is something i won't have for when I'm 10-30 years later in this hobby, i just saw it was reduced down to 90 pounds on rails of Sheffield and saw it was in my favorite color and a month later i see this notification and see a J94 in the thumbnail, thinking it was another company's product Is it even possible/worth it to replace a motor and chassis of a 0-6-0 just because the shell is a good design?

      @Mr.C_the_Artist@Mr.C_the_Artist4 ай бұрын
    • Before you buy your next model, try to find a few reviews of it first - reviews, not adverts. You'll stand a better chance of not being dissatisfied if you know already what's in the box before it arrives.

      @ukoutdoors3022@ukoutdoors30224 ай бұрын
  • Great vid this was hilarious, some real turds in here! My fav videos of the year, this pair!

    @timbervalleyproductions@timbervalleyproductions4 ай бұрын
    • haha thank you so much - really glad you liked it!! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • I can definitely agree with you on most of these choices. Very Entertaining Video.

    @StanDoesTrains@StanDoesTrains4 ай бұрын
  • Been waiting all year for the worst and best videos

    @brenthinshaw8391@brenthinshaw83914 ай бұрын
  • Martin Mart Martinson Models - any resemblance to any company living or dead is purely coincidental (especially one based in Margate).

    @gwheregwhizz@gwheregwhizz4 ай бұрын
    • Hahah the perfect disclaimer!

      @SamsTrains@SamsTrains4 ай бұрын
  • 8:42 Is it in single axle coaches or express coaches?

    @Canadiansteamengine43@Canadiansteamengine434 ай бұрын
  • Playing the devil's advocate !! I have 3 EFE and 7 DJ models J 94s mostly Hattons limited editions all bought fairly cheaply. Most are factory weathered, the liveries are all excellent and they ALL run faultlessly unlike some of models that are supposedly much better !

    @user-wn5gj6eo7j@user-wn5gj6eo7j4 ай бұрын
  • Any modeler with half a brain will tell you to stay away from Lionel HO/OO products. Nice video!

    @AmericanS420@AmericanS4204 ай бұрын
  • YES Sam's special! Always glad to see the man have his funny bone (no not THAT funny bone) show oh my god that is a shocker! i was certain that number 2 would "win" the worst rank. oh hello random quote from George carlin XD very much appretiate the "near miss" bit

    @nameless5413@nameless54134 ай бұрын
  • If Lionel ever made a good HO steam locomotive, I have never heard of it.

    @pacificostudios@pacificostudios4 ай бұрын
  • I loved that second sentence! 😂 Comedy gold

    @ketchikain7723@ketchikain77234 ай бұрын
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