Taken from Fight Companion - November 24, 2018: • Video
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Ladies take note, this is the closest thing to how Men talk when you're not around. We are passionate about simple shit like Food.
@DEV3N874 жыл бұрын
They would probably think that it’s a fake video lmao
@godaddy544 жыл бұрын
Can confirm. Source: I'm a man
@Techno.Belgium4 жыл бұрын
barber shop talk
@dcomputers4 жыл бұрын
Okay they may be passionate, but these guys are clueless. Anyone who thinks that sand is silicon bicarbonate should just avoid using the scientific naming of chemicals altogether. And there is nothing wrong with mineral additives in food. This has been done for thousands or years. Silicate specifically, will pass harmlessly through your digestive tract in those quantanties. Do you salt your food? Oh no! Youre putting sodium chloride in your food! That's a mineral! Ahhhh!!!
@thenewtalkerguy4963 жыл бұрын
The New Talker Guy You sound fun at parties 😭
@kevinworley70963 жыл бұрын
I like how they all talk at once and still have a coherent conversation
@vladpintea19455 жыл бұрын
You can listen and talk at the same time
@ghostdtx4 жыл бұрын
@@ghostdtx actually no, no you can't
@kgdabuddha22644 жыл бұрын
KG Da Buddha you’re unable to multitask huh?
@spiciestt61364 жыл бұрын
@@kgdabuddha2264 There is literal proof in this video that it is possible. How disabled are you that you can not multi task?
@Dotfye4 жыл бұрын
You can't speak coherently and listen to someone talk at the same time dumbass. You're not multi tasking you're talking over people till they get a turn. Try reading out loud while someone gives you orders
@kgdabuddha22644 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I love how they're all just talking at the same time but they all still hear each other enough to comment and keep the conversation going. Pure comedy. I love it.
@pepsi54323 жыл бұрын
This sounds like my brain when I'm trying to go to sleep
@crazyadrian44673 жыл бұрын
lol
@brianjackson30312 жыл бұрын
her: he’s probably cheating on me me & the boys:
@w.dieterich70774 жыл бұрын
Tsunade's tits ngl I don’t have a girl✌🏽#deploymentprep
@w.dieterich70773 жыл бұрын
@@w.dieterich7077 what
@Oliver-bn7jt3 жыл бұрын
Oliver Cairn stfu
@w.dieterich70773 жыл бұрын
Oliver Cairn jk, idk how to answer that
@w.dieterich70773 жыл бұрын
@@w.dieterich7077 lol
@Oliver-bn7jt3 жыл бұрын
This is like all four of my personalities having a conversation
@rek1use5244 жыл бұрын
Anthony Hord Congratulations, this comment was hands down the funniest I’ve seen yet tonight. Thanks for the laugh.
@liamsutherland11564 жыл бұрын
As a person who talks in their own head a lot, this made me laugh.
@singlesinceforever19644 жыл бұрын
LoL !!!! :)
@cayennenaturetrails89533 жыл бұрын
Glad no one has hated on Brendan. Give the guy a break that white castle burger king joke was pretty good
@nicdoe74363 жыл бұрын
Me deciding what to eat lol
@shawnac92893 жыл бұрын
This is just four grown ass men talking about their favorite fast food, and I'm here for it
@capnsalt71023 жыл бұрын
Makes me appreciate how he usually only had one guest at a time
@trygveevensen1713 жыл бұрын
Girl's locker room: "Omg brian is so cute" Men's locker room:
@jintrucker80305 жыл бұрын
Girl's locker room: "Omg Brian is so cute" Boy's locker room: "Damn Brianne has a fat ass!"
@c-zen8905 жыл бұрын
Actually i laught my was off Reading this 😂
@jeremybluemner5 жыл бұрын
Have you ever met A Girl
@amila_4 жыл бұрын
Todays school locker room: SUM GAY SHIT
@wisdomfruit71624 жыл бұрын
Jin trucker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@555tonyleon4 жыл бұрын
This is like the "view", for men.
@brianmarcks25875 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@tonypizzas98145 жыл бұрын
lmao this should be top comment
@cafeaulait37065 жыл бұрын
God damn.... you're right
@greenanon49845 жыл бұрын
Is Eddie the Whoopi Goldberg of the group?
@luismurillo58555 жыл бұрын
Nah the view one sided af
@shanegarcia70575 жыл бұрын
12:05 had me dying Joe's talking about the snap of the sausage and the density of the bread while theres like 4 other dudes talking at once no one listening to him and he didnt even skip a beat just kept going... had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
@anthonyd.93143 жыл бұрын
Haha 😄 🤣
@bobstamcmahon79482 жыл бұрын
They were literally all listening to him lol
@user-of9mo5wz8o Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. If there’s anything this video shows it’s how much we as Americans love our fast food, and in spite of knowing how bad it is for us we will never stop eating it.
@oldjunkvet3 жыл бұрын
2 years later. I did. In the past year, had fast food maybe 6 times. Cheers.
@orionsshoe2424 Жыл бұрын
Bc we're addicted to the additives. We crave it.. & you'll stop eating it when it catches up to you, but we're here for a good time not a long time
@itsAC9O8 Жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself. Haven't eaten fast food in years
@davidortiz309411 ай бұрын
"Look it up". 90% of arguments nowadays
@yr98584 жыл бұрын
Nowadays u can verify on the spot.
@WolfedOut4 жыл бұрын
because 200 years ago you couldnt just "look it up".
@shyshka_4 жыл бұрын
That's because people don't believe things until they verify it for themselves. Which is how it should be yet we hear the term "fake news" all the time nowadays as well since a lot of people don't look it up.
@MrTrenton444 жыл бұрын
As if looking it up couldn't possibly lead to false information. Cause Google wouldn't lie to us.
@stevejoshua95364 жыл бұрын
@@stevejoshua9536 so you are saying that since there is a chance of false info we should just trust everything we hear and never look anything up? Sounds like a dumbass way of thinking. Did you know there is usually more than one source you can look at? Because it sounds like you didn't know that.
@BURDYMAN7774 жыл бұрын
Historians in the future are going to refer to this conversation when they describe the state of American culture.
@Malkintosh4 жыл бұрын
Haha good one bro. Hi guys! From the past
@jackt73314 жыл бұрын
Do you salt your food? Oh no! Youre putting sodium chloride in your food! That's a mineral! Ahhhh!!!
@thenewtalkerguy4963 жыл бұрын
You guys ever fuck with the kitchen sink cookie? 🍪
@PleaseBeDumb3 жыл бұрын
@RASHEED WALLACE He's in like every comment lol
@EikottXD3 жыл бұрын
*religion, you misspelled "American religion"
@seth98203 жыл бұрын
2:50 "it doesn't say its cancerous, literally the first line says its a proven carcinogen
@jackoo6663 жыл бұрын
You can tell Schaub was trying to convince them to order food without being obvious 🤣
@MagicXike Жыл бұрын
This video accurately represents 99% of conversations by me and my friends and probably all other males.
@GMWsho5 жыл бұрын
Learn to cook!
@lucialu8335 жыл бұрын
Lucia Lu watch some Gordon Ramsay videos😋
@GS-ow5wr5 жыл бұрын
ungratefulmetalpansy so true, and guys can get over little things like arguments and stuff, when women do they take it way too far and never talk again 😂
@GS-ow5wr5 жыл бұрын
Dank Link gorgon Ramsey is fat for a reason
@gerRule5 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah
@zguy-cz8zi5 жыл бұрын
"They got pizza that'll knock your d**k right in the dirt" Must be some hella good pizza
@gamerkev304 жыл бұрын
gamerkev30 East coast beast coast
@miriton11334 жыл бұрын
mafia pizza
@eskimoto44174 жыл бұрын
@@miriton1133 east coast mafia beast toast best brunch
@eskimoto44174 жыл бұрын
Uea that place was really good.. but it burned down and was never the same when it reopened. Rumour has it one of the sons caused the fire to collect insurance. But thats just hearsay
@andrewrivera25114 жыл бұрын
The only thing that knocked my dick in the dirt was trying to jump a bmx bike
@stevem91414 жыл бұрын
Bryan "I've never had 5 Guys" Callen . I am very grateful to say neither have I although I know this woman.....
@richt39933 жыл бұрын
This has to be the funniest JRE Podcast of all time, you really need to get these guys back together Joe.
@jalynmichael2432 Жыл бұрын
"I get the salad, no burrito" "That's gay"
@Lambotino4 жыл бұрын
Hearing him say that softly in the background fucking killed me
@coolcidcaleb10144 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😆
@godaddy544 жыл бұрын
12:49 - just putting the reference for people here :)
@Fujtajblus4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna like this comment but it has 666 likes and I didnt wanna be disrespectful lol
@13eat13boxes3 жыл бұрын
young manson facts
@BigStevi3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a bunch of hungry stoners discussing what they are going to eat.
@ggzzbb5 жыл бұрын
Its beautiful
@slb22195 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Sergeant_Camacho5 жыл бұрын
Callen doesn't smoke weed. He's a judgemental asshole
@finnanutyo11535 жыл бұрын
Lol
@chrisrobinson83395 жыл бұрын
The Ggzzbb I think that’s exactly what it is
@RobinLundqvist5 жыл бұрын
These are definitely the types of conversations the boys and I have after a smoke sesh. Great times
@XXX2Hard2KnockoutXXX3 жыл бұрын
The videographer for this episode is a champ for keeping up with this typical guy conversation.
@ikennaokoye78582 жыл бұрын
Joe "It's a proven carcinogen.. but it doesn't say if it's cancerous" Rogan
@inspectordank10915 жыл бұрын
Inspector Dank lmao
@bentwilleager50115 жыл бұрын
This is actually a good one, fast food is so trash for me
@wardragon6705 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing.
@zinzeta4 жыл бұрын
😆
@Riez_004 жыл бұрын
@@cooliipie u gey
@sixspectre23294 жыл бұрын
Internet: silicon dioxide is proven to be carginogen. Joe: but it doesnt say it cancerous.
@holyjari4 жыл бұрын
Big brain
@full-timepog68444 жыл бұрын
To be fair though it was just some random guy on the internet who claimed it was. Maybe Joe could see what the page actually said before opening it. The random guy was somewhat right though, it can cause lung cancer when inhaled.
@volundrfrey8964 жыл бұрын
The difference between reading only headlines vs reading articles.
@ShinAlive4 жыл бұрын
@@full-timepog6844 Fog*
@nicholaskaufmann72764 жыл бұрын
yea when he said that i was like "Joe, do you know what a carcinogen is?"
@a.j.animations22354 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe how passionate these guys talk about food!!! Had me laughing...
@mlcarrs72093 жыл бұрын
As someone who worked at Panera for four years, I got excited when Eddie mentioned the kitchen sink cookie 😂
@Tom-V11 ай бұрын
This is my brain when Im stoned and the voices cant decide where to eat
@StukaSteven4 жыл бұрын
I feel you, got the same experience
@dreckman694 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@KindaSorta4513 жыл бұрын
8:45 is my neurons right now
@amvmaker69933 жыл бұрын
For real though please just stop eating out, make your own food, I lost 90lbs
@StukaSteven3 жыл бұрын
you can also do heroin and not be a heroin addict
@StukaSteven3 жыл бұрын
This sounded like a cocaine party from how many people were taking at once😂😂
@a.nuisance9995 жыл бұрын
Chase Neal too many alphas in the pot
@litbics99655 жыл бұрын
Lol
@janelleyharris50425 жыл бұрын
😂
@blackice513745 жыл бұрын
that's because fast food is designed to be as addictive as cocaine
@mikeelbo63415 жыл бұрын
A whole four? Jeez. Don't go to a bar. You'll be like Brainiac outside his skull ship for the first time.
@zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba05 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how me and my friends get into a topic with a beer or so. Passionate, detailed talks about the smallest of things.
@leonardtornow6472 жыл бұрын
I have a tough job and I get home late and hardly get to see my buddies anymore. This cheered me up a lot and put a huge smile on my face :) thank you 😊
@Alex-hongry3 жыл бұрын
Any updaaaaates man!?? My update that I made friends at work yesterday ❤️❤️🖖🏿🎉
@mshklh2099 Жыл бұрын
This is like listening to starving people do a podcast
@nerdcity5 жыл бұрын
Pls make more videos it’s been too long. Pls just shit post or sum. Btw you’re my favorite youtuber when you actually post
@nb72165 жыл бұрын
N B - I’m working on it, I promise. The next video is weird, I’ll try to speed it up after that
@nerdcity5 жыл бұрын
Hey are you a bad guy?
@rohintonyazdani26575 жыл бұрын
@@nerdcity very cool cant wait
@nb72165 жыл бұрын
I love your videos they’re so good, it’s like you made a deal with the devil
@Shahzad-Khan4 жыл бұрын
“The healthiest thing on the menu is The McFlurry” lol 😂
@Rigde3455 жыл бұрын
I know right..lol
@chemdawg98934 жыл бұрын
Haha McFlurry and medium fries here I come
@nicolejacobsoncovers8 ай бұрын
The only one one who doesn’t promote themselves as a comedian is the only one I laugh uncontrollably at
@CJ-111 Жыл бұрын
Shed a tear, lads. We will never have this version of the JRE ever again.
@chrisdubs1928 Жыл бұрын
Her: he's thinking about his hoes Him: Taco Bell put sand in their beef
@letsfindsomepeace92075 жыл бұрын
This is me and my mates discussing what food to get when baked
@champions67875 жыл бұрын
God I remember sitting in the back of a car and my friend ordering 17 cheeseburgers and a small fry and then we all laughed for like 5 minutes while the employees waited for us to stop laughing
@shampoofully79235 жыл бұрын
🇬🇧55
@paulstevenson72005 жыл бұрын
Paul Stevenson enjoy watching 10IAR pal I'll have a beer on youn
@champions67875 жыл бұрын
Shampoo Fully we've all been there
@champions67875 жыл бұрын
Champions 67 I wana start calling my friends mates. Sounds pretty fucking great. Mate.
@hilldrossassociateslawfirm61295 жыл бұрын
Just so everyone knows, there was a lawsuit about this 36% beef thing. The lawsuit was dropped when it turned out TB's beef was 88% beef and 12% water, spices, and filler.
@darkdudironaji3 жыл бұрын
This conversation feels like what my neurons talk about when I'm stoned out of my mind
@zelda123963 жыл бұрын
Funny they start off talking how bad fast food is then they end up talking how much they love it
@danielg64205 жыл бұрын
Because fast food is gross yet so delicious
@calum91245 жыл бұрын
Bad food usually taste delicious :)
@ardenscor38315 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too...
@Taeil01515 жыл бұрын
It's because they're all fucking high
@eight8ate3125 жыл бұрын
Joe ...”who is MorganSpurlock” Rogan!!!
@headstockrider5 жыл бұрын
You know Eddie has changed when he learns about a conspiracy theory and doesn't automatically believe in it.
@Skatinima4 жыл бұрын
Weve got to find him before its too late and help him. Im starting a gofundme.
@yancieb4 жыл бұрын
Decliratioplasmic pulse
@MrMate88693 жыл бұрын
Troy Burtwell Not even close to as bad as those who believe in any conspiracy like Eddie.
@Garrett12403 жыл бұрын
Troy Burtwell Oh is that right? Just flat earth, Illuminati, space is fake, dinosaurs are fake and so are nuclear weapons. 😭😭 There isn’t one bit of sanity or intelligence in Eddie Bravo. None.
@Garrett12403 жыл бұрын
@@Garrett1240 haha he's using common sense !!
@tyetw10423 жыл бұрын
The worst stomach ache in my life came from a steak burrito at taco Bell. It was so bad I nearly was in tears
@thattannerguy8563 жыл бұрын
🤢
@nicolejacobsoncovers8 ай бұрын
This is like a conversation a squad of soldiers would be having in Saving Private Ryan before a battle scene
@Crunch_Buttsteak3 жыл бұрын
Joe "I feel good when I eat it" Rogan.
@spacesuitor5 жыл бұрын
Space Suitor 8:31
@mediawkwardy72304 жыл бұрын
these are the conversations you have at 4am when the sesh is dead and there's only you and three other brave souls still steamin along
@godcazz4 жыл бұрын
The ps4 party when it’s 5 am and everyone’s half a sleep not even playing a game just talking
@bigsmall28424 жыл бұрын
Noor Smadhi lol a PS4 party
@Gblonkers4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@Rockykb243 жыл бұрын
Lmfao every party
@Sara-yz7nc3 жыл бұрын
True
@NinjaSushi23 жыл бұрын
I love how Bredan’s headphone’s are perfectly sculpted to fit around his hair!
@ryans20853 жыл бұрын
😂😂 at 9:20. Joe and Eddie's reaction to callen going new york mobster mode was hilarious.
@julianpowers5401 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@trentonwalker8602 Жыл бұрын
this is why JRE became so huge. ive had this exact conversation with friends and coworkers. the east coast in joe comes out here, love it
@MrKinghuman4 жыл бұрын
Wendy's meat is in squares because they don't cut corners
@matthewnicewonger67525 жыл бұрын
Matthew Nicewonger lmao,
@davidjd1235 жыл бұрын
Matthew Nicewonger uhh dude White Castle has square burgers too, sooo
@stillmatic035 жыл бұрын
You stole that from the wendys twitter account
@aaronm87205 жыл бұрын
@@aaronm8720 that's pretty fucked up if you can state a fact, without giving credit to the original founder, and be labeled a thief. I don't invent the stuff I just enforce it.
@matthewnicewonger67525 жыл бұрын
@@stillmatic03 excellent observation! It Wendy's claim not mine.
@matthewnicewonger67525 жыл бұрын
I like how everyone gets quiet when Jamie speaks. 😂
@ckspernicious47233 жыл бұрын
After hearing bryan callen say he picked up pattys of the floor and put them back on the grill I was like "WTF"
@thestonedbee6623 жыл бұрын
how tf was he even proud of that?
@norwegiangangsta3 жыл бұрын
"They're square, so I judge them."
@brandonanderson35694 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOL true.
@mariamvrck3 жыл бұрын
I came here looking to learn about the health effects of fast food instead I got minutes of these guys getting off and moaning about their food 😂
@jaxs69124 жыл бұрын
Exactly this 😂😂
@PsychoSk8r4bg2 жыл бұрын
Same here
@marcusdaley73012 жыл бұрын
You can feel the bro energy. I'm happy this is captured on tape lol
@pikpik42 Жыл бұрын
The 36% of the beef in the “meat” is 100% beef
@WPXTacoMan4773 жыл бұрын
I love how they read something on the internet and just accept it as fact. One website says one thing and they move on lol.
@nkyryry5 жыл бұрын
It’s a podcast not a college thesis
@mechadonia5 жыл бұрын
"These additives are fine, eat up." - Ron McDonald- America: "Sounds legit. ."
@bev39934 жыл бұрын
Okay but this particular additive is perfectly safe. It's just sand. Blindly assuming that all additives are dangerous is just as stupid as trusting that it's all safe. None of us are food experts. We have to trust the FDA for this stuff. And overall they do an okay job.
@thenewtalkerguy4963 жыл бұрын
@@thenewtalkerguy496 🧢
@spikediesel24892 жыл бұрын
in the late 80s i worked at a McDs and we used real eggs for everything. even the pancakes were made fresh(now they're paper thin microwaved rubber jar openers). i think the batter came in a plastic bag but so did the shakes. but for sure the eggs were 100% real(a lotta work cracking those fuckers too!) lol
@victorman883 жыл бұрын
fast food has great ideas and creations, if they still used real food it'd be DELICIOUS.
@soconoha84952 жыл бұрын
Taco Bell was the last thing I ate before becoming allergic to beef, pork, dairy, eggs, and gluten randomly at age of 21. Never felt the same since.
@mikeszabo68002 жыл бұрын
Wtf you eat then? air?
@urIIez2 жыл бұрын
That’s rough buddy
@ruoazquara60702 жыл бұрын
How did it happen?
@SlabbyMess11 ай бұрын
12:53 *voice in background* "that's gay"😂😂😂😂
@alchemist37244 жыл бұрын
"so I get the salad" "thats gay" lmaooo
@bobbypfender4023 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the “that’s gay” when their talking about how good the sausage was. Now I’m fucking rolling XD
@blakewebster33623 жыл бұрын
How bout "I could take 5 guys"? :D :D :D
@dainkojebejutjub3 жыл бұрын
I made fun of my step dad for that. I said 5 guys? "Yup, I could do 5 guys"
@jamesgannon45143 жыл бұрын
Clicked on this video thinking it would scare me away from fast food and left needing a McDonald's
@fon7210105 жыл бұрын
cool, eat up and *prosper.
@C4NT15 жыл бұрын
C4NT1 😂🤫
@bchandy985 жыл бұрын
darth boner why wish death upon someone you’ve never met
@MrZoupsoup5 жыл бұрын
@@MrZoupsoup Buddhist ¿
@kledus420smith85 жыл бұрын
I've found it cheaper / faster / better just to go to a nice market, buy premade skewers and grill 'em myself. Fast Food is insanely expensive and you're trapped in the bathroom for a good 6 hours afterwords because your body is rejecting that crap and wants it outta there. .. Then the longterm healthcare costs are enormous, but... everyone is a "Victim" now even when they've knowingly made poor lazy and self serving choices. I love all the excuses: "I didn't have time..." yet... they are at home on netflix etc. Zero personal responsibility anymore.
@07wrxtr14 жыл бұрын
“ But they in squares, so I judge them. “ LMFAOOO
@idkgod12962 жыл бұрын
Eddie “have you heard that conspiracy?” Bravo.
@qboro71823 жыл бұрын
1:47 soon as callen says "it's a conspiracy" bravo says " I believe it !"
@megg66435 жыл бұрын
Of course lol
@acrustykrab5 жыл бұрын
Just read books!
@matthewfranson65235 жыл бұрын
@@matthewfranson6523 the updates aren't fast enough.
@tbomb13135 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahhaha
@clinteastwood6665 жыл бұрын
HOW WOULD YOU NEED EVIDENCE FOR THAT??
@Scorch4285 жыл бұрын
Made with REAL 100% beef is NOT the same as MADE OF - Real 100% Beef. Its all legal jargon.
@GrzegorzDurda5 жыл бұрын
If you read the actual ingredients list it says very clearly that 100% of the makeup of the entire burger is beef. It isn't a sleight of hand move, the burger contains beef and nothing else.
@GaryMcCaffrey5 жыл бұрын
Made with .000001 100% REAL beef. Lol
@Basilisk20775 жыл бұрын
@@GaryMcCaffrey yes 100% even the lettuce cheese and bread
@youngpocket78465 жыл бұрын
@@youngpocket7846 In the UK burger patties are not called "patties", they're just called burgers. And that's obviously what I was referring to dumdum.
@GaryMcCaffrey5 жыл бұрын
60% of the time, it's 100% beef.
@gasphynx5 жыл бұрын
This went from a short convo about additives to an in-depth seminar about everyone’s favorite fast food REAL quick. Lol
@perfectsense3240 Жыл бұрын
When we get the munches and trying to figure out where to go 😂😂😂
@Mark2819753 жыл бұрын
Man I’m fasting right now listening to this clip. Big mistake. 😂
@colt45734 жыл бұрын
Yeah making me crave everything
@erikbritz26374 жыл бұрын
Haha rip
@Angry.Hippie4 жыл бұрын
Bro same!!!!!
@TeTenotePlays4 жыл бұрын
So with you...
@anoukduboisbe4 жыл бұрын
Colton Deese yooooooo me to 🤣
@Wheresfeliz4 жыл бұрын
Brendan is the type of guy that puts his wife on Craigslist to meet other men.
@MafiaboysWorld5 жыл бұрын
MafiaboysWorld nah he is the wife
@kennykinnee66885 жыл бұрын
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
@NavidKhan845 жыл бұрын
☠️💀💀💀💀💀
@pepinyostep35925 жыл бұрын
MafiaboysWorld very funny
@waynesatter15905 жыл бұрын
You stole my comment.
@oldirtyshinobi5 жыл бұрын
I just watched 5 Guys talk about food and would totally recommend
@altin.ademi013 жыл бұрын
so i just watched 4 guys discuss scrumptious foods like it’s a UN convention for 13 min
@sameerkulkarni34613 жыл бұрын
This is the most stoned animal conversation ever.
@ryanschrillacomedy5 жыл бұрын
Eddie "is that real or a conspiracy" Bravo
@jaekash19115 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@gahandhigs1245 жыл бұрын
even he knows these conspiracies are bs
@YOUSSEF95875 жыл бұрын
12:12 Brendan Schaub’s quote of the day that will always have you scratching your head 🤔😂
@SideShowRob19853 жыл бұрын
This needs to be a cartoon episode
@brad42313 жыл бұрын
damn brendan is gonna go to taco bell after the podcast 100%
@IfYouKnowYouKnow9995 жыл бұрын
Kinda wish joey diaz was here for this one 😂
@scottking8694 жыл бұрын
Was just thinking this. Even the way Bryan was saying get the fuck outta here., was all joey lol
@RagnarokSensei4 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@753Leto4 жыл бұрын
Listen dog..
@ala74854 жыл бұрын
*listen here cocksuckers, fuck ya Taco Bell fake meat shit, kahalabib Stiopic*
@charleskim67114 жыл бұрын
Charles Kim dead af💀
@chris_redd24534 жыл бұрын
Eddie Bravo's laugh!!! That's good stuff!!!!!😂🤣
@ike3263 Жыл бұрын
This entire clip feels like the inner monologue of someone with adhd
@blastprocessthegamergames7 ай бұрын
Wow, I just watched a 7 minute video with a bunch of pot heads talking about food. I approve.
@Psteinz5 жыл бұрын
This video was brought to to you by Weedies...the breakfast of potheads 💨
@phillipisdaman14855 жыл бұрын
It's 14mn not 7mn
@Rueyful4 жыл бұрын
it was 13 minutes
@mikeygrayness4 жыл бұрын
90%????? People can use statistics to prove just about anything, 85% of all people know this!
@thegreenbastard51714 жыл бұрын
Lol
@chemdawg98934 жыл бұрын
make this a whole halftime superbowl commercial. please and thank you.
@cheruzaleming4 жыл бұрын
I love how when callen started talking about some shady businnes eddie is like yeah now you are talking... this is his field. Hahahaha
@Iunnnooo Жыл бұрын
I like how Eddie was quiet until Callen said "look it up"
@andreasviken29493 жыл бұрын
Wendy's paddies are square cause they dont cut corners lol
@turdfurg475 жыл бұрын
Thats a million dollar ad campaign if it hasnt been already
@full-metal_jacob58585 жыл бұрын
Yup, clever lol
@TheJDeuce5 жыл бұрын
i work there lol
@Omoiyari235 жыл бұрын
turdfurg47 It’s square so the meat hangs over the side of the bun.
@jackphilamore2885 жыл бұрын
Omoiyari23 that sucks
@herecomesthecrimsonchin2395 жыл бұрын
Woman thinks all we guys talk about is other woman and sex. This is what we actually talk about lol
@rayray1174 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing is that we very rarely talk about women or sex
@chomabcjabeb2333 жыл бұрын
Women talk about men way more than men talk about women. Men is all they talk about, Hang out with females and you'll see.
@hittman233 жыл бұрын
@@hittman23 Exactly. When I'm out with my friends, we usually talk about sports, politics, cars, working out, investments etc. We'll mention women if a hot chick or two happens walk in. Aside from that we rarely talk about them.
@handsomeX3 жыл бұрын
He literally told everyone that he once dropped someones food on the ground and put it back on the grill lmao
@doomfanboy94133 жыл бұрын
"if mcdonalds is saying it, then its true" - lmfao i love this guy
@cronstrubzo2 жыл бұрын
“I’m talking about a real sub place” ... “Oh like Blimpies” 😂😂😂😂
@animaniacsrule5 жыл бұрын
Joe "their beef is never frozen, thats how they get you" Rogan
@filipigrec91475 жыл бұрын
Ha I was like wtf does that even mean
@jimmyfolsom38485 жыл бұрын
Kudos to Jamie for switching between the cameras effortlessly.
@subindsuresh4897 Жыл бұрын
This might be my favorite Joe Rogan conversation when he said Chik fil a was the best I lost my mind 🤣 Chik fil a is too good
@cashouttbready65292 жыл бұрын
nothing like seeing 4 grown men talk about how much they love mcdonalds like my 5 year old nephew
@lruddy88205 жыл бұрын
Bro your a fucking meth head you wouldnt say that shit to joes face because your a punk ass bitch pussy
@krisdowka47325 жыл бұрын
pescod96 damn you just fucked his life up with that one
@johnathanshakewellesquirei86155 жыл бұрын
Dont insult 5 year olds lol
@fn5k5 жыл бұрын
5:55, Eddie defends the Filet O Fish, on the last Theo Von podcast Eddie talks about being poor as a kid and his only treat was every Friday his mom would take them to McD's ,where he'd order the Filet o'Fish.
@marklion3155 жыл бұрын
LMFAO Eddie is a Treasure
@usernotfound9045 жыл бұрын
Fwat Erf Eddie Bruhh
@JeffCfreeradiorevolution5 жыл бұрын
Get that hitter ,gang gang
@caseycunneen45025 жыл бұрын
Apparently his mom couldn't afford a globe for him
@luismurillo58555 жыл бұрын
@@luismurillo5855 you leave Eddie alone, hes a national treasure
@caseycunneen45025 жыл бұрын
“The tuna from subway, I’ll fuck with that” yea that lasted long
@C1DIP2 жыл бұрын
Go to Jimmy John’s
@C1DIP2 жыл бұрын
Quote of the century "One cow bro!"
@ttacx3 жыл бұрын
Never laughed so hard, felt like was bullshiting with buds. Nice.
@nicholasrui16114 жыл бұрын
Dude ikr this is some real type of shit friends would do and it’s just entertaining to see it
@ass82813 жыл бұрын
I'm over here CRYING!!!! I swear Joe bust a nut 12:10 .🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂That sausage he described brought so much much joy into my life. Thank you Mr. Rogan.
@MrEdubs055 жыл бұрын
“But they are square, so I judge them” “ i don’t have a problem with that square” 😂😂😂😂
@Hotishh9911 ай бұрын
Those were the days ... I miss them together . Now I just can't go through a single episode even if it only lasted one hour .
Ladies take note, this is the closest thing to how Men talk when you're not around. We are passionate about simple shit like Food.
They would probably think that it’s a fake video lmao
Can confirm. Source: I'm a man
barber shop talk
Okay they may be passionate, but these guys are clueless. Anyone who thinks that sand is silicon bicarbonate should just avoid using the scientific naming of chemicals altogether. And there is nothing wrong with mineral additives in food. This has been done for thousands or years. Silicate specifically, will pass harmlessly through your digestive tract in those quantanties. Do you salt your food? Oh no! Youre putting sodium chloride in your food! That's a mineral! Ahhhh!!!
The New Talker Guy You sound fun at parties 😭
I like how they all talk at once and still have a coherent conversation
You can listen and talk at the same time
@@ghostdtx actually no, no you can't
KG Da Buddha you’re unable to multitask huh?
@@kgdabuddha2264 There is literal proof in this video that it is possible. How disabled are you that you can not multi task?
You can't speak coherently and listen to someone talk at the same time dumbass. You're not multi tasking you're talking over people till they get a turn. Try reading out loud while someone gives you orders
Hahahaha I love how they're all just talking at the same time but they all still hear each other enough to comment and keep the conversation going. Pure comedy. I love it.
This sounds like my brain when I'm trying to go to sleep
lol
her: he’s probably cheating on me me & the boys:
Tsunade's tits ngl I don’t have a girl✌🏽#deploymentprep
@@w.dieterich7077 what
Oliver Cairn stfu
Oliver Cairn jk, idk how to answer that
@@w.dieterich7077 lol
This is like all four of my personalities having a conversation
Anthony Hord Congratulations, this comment was hands down the funniest I’ve seen yet tonight. Thanks for the laugh.
As a person who talks in their own head a lot, this made me laugh.
LoL !!!! :)
Glad no one has hated on Brendan. Give the guy a break that white castle burger king joke was pretty good
Me deciding what to eat lol
This is just four grown ass men talking about their favorite fast food, and I'm here for it
Makes me appreciate how he usually only had one guest at a time
Girl's locker room: "Omg brian is so cute" Men's locker room:
Girl's locker room: "Omg Brian is so cute" Boy's locker room: "Damn Brianne has a fat ass!"
Actually i laught my was off Reading this 😂
Have you ever met A Girl
Todays school locker room: SUM GAY SHIT
Jin trucker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is like the "view", for men.
LMAO
lmao this should be top comment
God damn.... you're right
Is Eddie the Whoopi Goldberg of the group?
Nah the view one sided af
12:05 had me dying Joe's talking about the snap of the sausage and the density of the bread while theres like 4 other dudes talking at once no one listening to him and he didnt even skip a beat just kept going... had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Haha 😄 🤣
They were literally all listening to him lol
This is hilarious. If there’s anything this video shows it’s how much we as Americans love our fast food, and in spite of knowing how bad it is for us we will never stop eating it.
2 years later. I did. In the past year, had fast food maybe 6 times. Cheers.
Bc we're addicted to the additives. We crave it.. & you'll stop eating it when it catches up to you, but we're here for a good time not a long time
Speak for yourself. Haven't eaten fast food in years
"Look it up". 90% of arguments nowadays
Nowadays u can verify on the spot.
because 200 years ago you couldnt just "look it up".
That's because people don't believe things until they verify it for themselves. Which is how it should be yet we hear the term "fake news" all the time nowadays as well since a lot of people don't look it up.
As if looking it up couldn't possibly lead to false information. Cause Google wouldn't lie to us.
@@stevejoshua9536 so you are saying that since there is a chance of false info we should just trust everything we hear and never look anything up? Sounds like a dumbass way of thinking. Did you know there is usually more than one source you can look at? Because it sounds like you didn't know that.
Historians in the future are going to refer to this conversation when they describe the state of American culture.
Haha good one bro. Hi guys! From the past
Do you salt your food? Oh no! Youre putting sodium chloride in your food! That's a mineral! Ahhhh!!!
You guys ever fuck with the kitchen sink cookie? 🍪
@RASHEED WALLACE He's in like every comment lol
*religion, you misspelled "American religion"
2:50 "it doesn't say its cancerous, literally the first line says its a proven carcinogen
You can tell Schaub was trying to convince them to order food without being obvious 🤣
This video accurately represents 99% of conversations by me and my friends and probably all other males.
Learn to cook!
Lucia Lu watch some Gordon Ramsay videos😋
ungratefulmetalpansy so true, and guys can get over little things like arguments and stuff, when women do they take it way too far and never talk again 😂
Dank Link gorgon Ramsey is fat for a reason
Lol yeah
"They got pizza that'll knock your d**k right in the dirt" Must be some hella good pizza
gamerkev30 East coast beast coast
mafia pizza
@@miriton1133 east coast mafia beast toast best brunch
Uea that place was really good.. but it burned down and was never the same when it reopened. Rumour has it one of the sons caused the fire to collect insurance. But thats just hearsay
The only thing that knocked my dick in the dirt was trying to jump a bmx bike
Bryan "I've never had 5 Guys" Callen . I am very grateful to say neither have I although I know this woman.....
This has to be the funniest JRE Podcast of all time, you really need to get these guys back together Joe.
"I get the salad, no burrito" "That's gay"
Hearing him say that softly in the background fucking killed me
Lmao 😆
12:49 - just putting the reference for people here :)
I was gonna like this comment but it has 666 likes and I didnt wanna be disrespectful lol
young manson facts
Sounds like a bunch of hungry stoners discussing what they are going to eat.
Its beautiful
LMAO
Callen doesn't smoke weed. He's a judgemental asshole
Lol
The Ggzzbb I think that’s exactly what it is
These are definitely the types of conversations the boys and I have after a smoke sesh. Great times
The videographer for this episode is a champ for keeping up with this typical guy conversation.
Joe "It's a proven carcinogen.. but it doesn't say if it's cancerous" Rogan
Inspector Dank lmao
This is actually a good one, fast food is so trash for me
I thought the same thing.
😆
@@cooliipie u gey
Internet: silicon dioxide is proven to be carginogen. Joe: but it doesnt say it cancerous.
Big brain
To be fair though it was just some random guy on the internet who claimed it was. Maybe Joe could see what the page actually said before opening it. The random guy was somewhat right though, it can cause lung cancer when inhaled.
The difference between reading only headlines vs reading articles.
@@full-timepog6844 Fog*
yea when he said that i was like "Joe, do you know what a carcinogen is?"
I can’t believe how passionate these guys talk about food!!! Had me laughing...
As someone who worked at Panera for four years, I got excited when Eddie mentioned the kitchen sink cookie 😂
This is my brain when Im stoned and the voices cant decide where to eat
I feel you, got the same experience
LMFAO
8:45 is my neurons right now
For real though please just stop eating out, make your own food, I lost 90lbs
you can also do heroin and not be a heroin addict
This sounded like a cocaine party from how many people were taking at once😂😂
Chase Neal too many alphas in the pot
Lol
😂
that's because fast food is designed to be as addictive as cocaine
A whole four? Jeez. Don't go to a bar. You'll be like Brainiac outside his skull ship for the first time.
This is exactly how me and my friends get into a topic with a beer or so. Passionate, detailed talks about the smallest of things.
I have a tough job and I get home late and hardly get to see my buddies anymore. This cheered me up a lot and put a huge smile on my face :) thank you 😊
Any updaaaaates man!?? My update that I made friends at work yesterday ❤️❤️🖖🏿🎉
This is like listening to starving people do a podcast
Pls make more videos it’s been too long. Pls just shit post or sum. Btw you’re my favorite youtuber when you actually post
N B - I’m working on it, I promise. The next video is weird, I’ll try to speed it up after that
Hey are you a bad guy?
@@nerdcity very cool cant wait
I love your videos they’re so good, it’s like you made a deal with the devil
“The healthiest thing on the menu is The McFlurry” lol 😂
I know right..lol
Haha McFlurry and medium fries here I come
The only one one who doesn’t promote themselves as a comedian is the only one I laugh uncontrollably at
Shed a tear, lads. We will never have this version of the JRE ever again.
Her: he's thinking about his hoes Him: Taco Bell put sand in their beef
This is me and my mates discussing what food to get when baked
God I remember sitting in the back of a car and my friend ordering 17 cheeseburgers and a small fry and then we all laughed for like 5 minutes while the employees waited for us to stop laughing
🇬🇧55
Paul Stevenson enjoy watching 10IAR pal I'll have a beer on youn
Shampoo Fully we've all been there
Champions 67 I wana start calling my friends mates. Sounds pretty fucking great. Mate.
Just so everyone knows, there was a lawsuit about this 36% beef thing. The lawsuit was dropped when it turned out TB's beef was 88% beef and 12% water, spices, and filler.
This conversation feels like what my neurons talk about when I'm stoned out of my mind
Funny they start off talking how bad fast food is then they end up talking how much they love it
Because fast food is gross yet so delicious
Bad food usually taste delicious :)
I noticed that too...
It's because they're all fucking high
Joe ...”who is MorganSpurlock” Rogan!!!
You know Eddie has changed when he learns about a conspiracy theory and doesn't automatically believe in it.
Weve got to find him before its too late and help him. Im starting a gofundme.
Decliratioplasmic pulse
Troy Burtwell Not even close to as bad as those who believe in any conspiracy like Eddie.
Troy Burtwell Oh is that right? Just flat earth, Illuminati, space is fake, dinosaurs are fake and so are nuclear weapons. 😭😭 There isn’t one bit of sanity or intelligence in Eddie Bravo. None.
@@Garrett1240 haha he's using common sense !!
The worst stomach ache in my life came from a steak burrito at taco Bell. It was so bad I nearly was in tears
🤢
This is like a conversation a squad of soldiers would be having in Saving Private Ryan before a battle scene
Joe "I feel good when I eat it" Rogan.
Space Suitor 8:31
these are the conversations you have at 4am when the sesh is dead and there's only you and three other brave souls still steamin along
The ps4 party when it’s 5 am and everyone’s half a sleep not even playing a game just talking
Noor Smadhi lol a PS4 party
Facts
Lmfao every party
True
I love how Bredan’s headphone’s are perfectly sculpted to fit around his hair!
😂😂 at 9:20. Joe and Eddie's reaction to callen going new york mobster mode was hilarious.
Lmao
this is why JRE became so huge. ive had this exact conversation with friends and coworkers. the east coast in joe comes out here, love it
Wendy's meat is in squares because they don't cut corners
Matthew Nicewonger lmao,
Matthew Nicewonger uhh dude White Castle has square burgers too, sooo
You stole that from the wendys twitter account
@@aaronm8720 that's pretty fucked up if you can state a fact, without giving credit to the original founder, and be labeled a thief. I don't invent the stuff I just enforce it.
@@stillmatic03 excellent observation! It Wendy's claim not mine.
I like how everyone gets quiet when Jamie speaks. 😂
After hearing bryan callen say he picked up pattys of the floor and put them back on the grill I was like "WTF"
how tf was he even proud of that?
"They're square, so I judge them."
LOLOLOL true.
I came here looking to learn about the health effects of fast food instead I got minutes of these guys getting off and moaning about their food 😂
Exactly this 😂😂
Same here
You can feel the bro energy. I'm happy this is captured on tape lol
The 36% of the beef in the “meat” is 100% beef
I love how they read something on the internet and just accept it as fact. One website says one thing and they move on lol.
It’s a podcast not a college thesis
"These additives are fine, eat up." - Ron McDonald- America: "Sounds legit. ."
Okay but this particular additive is perfectly safe. It's just sand. Blindly assuming that all additives are dangerous is just as stupid as trusting that it's all safe. None of us are food experts. We have to trust the FDA for this stuff. And overall they do an okay job.
@@thenewtalkerguy496 🧢
in the late 80s i worked at a McDs and we used real eggs for everything. even the pancakes were made fresh(now they're paper thin microwaved rubber jar openers). i think the batter came in a plastic bag but so did the shakes. but for sure the eggs were 100% real(a lotta work cracking those fuckers too!) lol
fast food has great ideas and creations, if they still used real food it'd be DELICIOUS.
Taco Bell was the last thing I ate before becoming allergic to beef, pork, dairy, eggs, and gluten randomly at age of 21. Never felt the same since.
Wtf you eat then? air?
That’s rough buddy
How did it happen?
12:53 *voice in background* "that's gay"😂😂😂😂
"so I get the salad" "thats gay" lmaooo
I was expecting the “that’s gay” when their talking about how good the sausage was. Now I’m fucking rolling XD
How bout "I could take 5 guys"? :D :D :D
I made fun of my step dad for that. I said 5 guys? "Yup, I could do 5 guys"
Clicked on this video thinking it would scare me away from fast food and left needing a McDonald's
cool, eat up and *prosper.
C4NT1 😂🤫
darth boner why wish death upon someone you’ve never met
@@MrZoupsoup Buddhist ¿
I've found it cheaper / faster / better just to go to a nice market, buy premade skewers and grill 'em myself. Fast Food is insanely expensive and you're trapped in the bathroom for a good 6 hours afterwords because your body is rejecting that crap and wants it outta there. .. Then the longterm healthcare costs are enormous, but... everyone is a "Victim" now even when they've knowingly made poor lazy and self serving choices. I love all the excuses: "I didn't have time..." yet... they are at home on netflix etc. Zero personal responsibility anymore.
“ But they in squares, so I judge them. “ LMFAOOO
Eddie “have you heard that conspiracy?” Bravo.
1:47 soon as callen says "it's a conspiracy" bravo says " I believe it !"
Of course lol
Just read books!
@@matthewfranson6523 the updates aren't fast enough.
Hahahahahahahahhaha
HOW WOULD YOU NEED EVIDENCE FOR THAT??
Made with REAL 100% beef is NOT the same as MADE OF - Real 100% Beef. Its all legal jargon.
If you read the actual ingredients list it says very clearly that 100% of the makeup of the entire burger is beef. It isn't a sleight of hand move, the burger contains beef and nothing else.
Made with .000001 100% REAL beef. Lol
@@GaryMcCaffrey yes 100% even the lettuce cheese and bread
@@youngpocket7846 In the UK burger patties are not called "patties", they're just called burgers. And that's obviously what I was referring to dumdum.
60% of the time, it's 100% beef.
This went from a short convo about additives to an in-depth seminar about everyone’s favorite fast food REAL quick. Lol
When we get the munches and trying to figure out where to go 😂😂😂
Man I’m fasting right now listening to this clip. Big mistake. 😂
Yeah making me crave everything
Haha rip
Bro same!!!!!
So with you...
Colton Deese yooooooo me to 🤣
Brendan is the type of guy that puts his wife on Craigslist to meet other men.
MafiaboysWorld nah he is the wife
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
☠️💀💀💀💀💀
MafiaboysWorld very funny
You stole my comment.
I just watched 5 Guys talk about food and would totally recommend
so i just watched 4 guys discuss scrumptious foods like it’s a UN convention for 13 min
This is the most stoned animal conversation ever.
Eddie "is that real or a conspiracy" Bravo
Lmaooo
even he knows these conspiracies are bs
12:12 Brendan Schaub’s quote of the day that will always have you scratching your head 🤔😂
This needs to be a cartoon episode
damn brendan is gonna go to taco bell after the podcast 100%
Kinda wish joey diaz was here for this one 😂
Was just thinking this. Even the way Bryan was saying get the fuck outta here., was all joey lol
Yessss
Listen dog..
*listen here cocksuckers, fuck ya Taco Bell fake meat shit, kahalabib Stiopic*
Charles Kim dead af💀
Eddie Bravo's laugh!!! That's good stuff!!!!!😂🤣
This entire clip feels like the inner monologue of someone with adhd
Wow, I just watched a 7 minute video with a bunch of pot heads talking about food. I approve.
This video was brought to to you by Weedies...the breakfast of potheads 💨
It's 14mn not 7mn
it was 13 minutes
90%????? People can use statistics to prove just about anything, 85% of all people know this!
Lol
make this a whole halftime superbowl commercial. please and thank you.
I love how when callen started talking about some shady businnes eddie is like yeah now you are talking... this is his field. Hahahaha
I like how Eddie was quiet until Callen said "look it up"
Wendy's paddies are square cause they dont cut corners lol
Thats a million dollar ad campaign if it hasnt been already
Yup, clever lol
i work there lol
turdfurg47 It’s square so the meat hangs over the side of the bun.
Omoiyari23 that sucks
Woman thinks all we guys talk about is other woman and sex. This is what we actually talk about lol
Funniest thing is that we very rarely talk about women or sex
Women talk about men way more than men talk about women. Men is all they talk about, Hang out with females and you'll see.
@@hittman23 Exactly. When I'm out with my friends, we usually talk about sports, politics, cars, working out, investments etc. We'll mention women if a hot chick or two happens walk in. Aside from that we rarely talk about them.
He literally told everyone that he once dropped someones food on the ground and put it back on the grill lmao
"if mcdonalds is saying it, then its true" - lmfao i love this guy
“I’m talking about a real sub place” ... “Oh like Blimpies” 😂😂😂😂
Joe "their beef is never frozen, thats how they get you" Rogan
Ha I was like wtf does that even mean
Kudos to Jamie for switching between the cameras effortlessly.
This might be my favorite Joe Rogan conversation when he said Chik fil a was the best I lost my mind 🤣 Chik fil a is too good
nothing like seeing 4 grown men talk about how much they love mcdonalds like my 5 year old nephew
Bro your a fucking meth head you wouldnt say that shit to joes face because your a punk ass bitch pussy
pescod96 damn you just fucked his life up with that one
Dont insult 5 year olds lol
5:55, Eddie defends the Filet O Fish, on the last Theo Von podcast Eddie talks about being poor as a kid and his only treat was every Friday his mom would take them to McD's ,where he'd order the Filet o'Fish.
LMFAO Eddie is a Treasure
Fwat Erf Eddie Bruhh
Get that hitter ,gang gang
Apparently his mom couldn't afford a globe for him
@@luismurillo5855 you leave Eddie alone, hes a national treasure
“The tuna from subway, I’ll fuck with that” yea that lasted long
Go to Jimmy John’s
Quote of the century "One cow bro!"
Never laughed so hard, felt like was bullshiting with buds. Nice.
Dude ikr this is some real type of shit friends would do and it’s just entertaining to see it
I'm over here CRYING!!!! I swear Joe bust a nut 12:10 .🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂That sausage he described brought so much much joy into my life. Thank you Mr. Rogan.
“But they are square, so I judge them” “ i don’t have a problem with that square” 😂😂😂😂
Those were the days ... I miss them together . Now I just can't go through a single episode even if it only lasted one hour .