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Half an Orange, Disero & Josh Bogert - Sit Like a Flamingo: • Half an Orange, Disero...
Me: *Sees the title* Me: *Impossible*
Sees the animation in the video 🧐
2:55 then 3:04
It's not impossible if it's therussianbadger
Get this man to 1000 likes
Andromeda Music we 100% will
Badger's GF: "can you turn it down a bit?" Badger: NO *Gets killed by women_respector*
Badger's GF and friends: Doing the coffin dance
Karma really be a cold bitch out here
Mission completed: Respect+
Wait since when does badger have a girlfriend
@@esophe since years ago
Everyone: "It's actually a defuser." Me: "ANTI-BOMB!"
James Thomas bombn’t
Bizarro bomb
Ayy 420 likes lmao
Bombo reverso
Bomb begono
Heavenly doing the "cutest delivery boy" meme is great. If a cacodemon delivered my pizza, I wouldn't be surprised this year.
it would just mean all the events in Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal were happening ahead of schedule is all
I would be surprised if a cacodemon delivered my pizza, he's more likely to eat it on the way to my house.
For the life of me im still trying to find that sound effect
People actually made fanart of that meme in particular.
How would It feel to get head from a cacodemon? *thonk*
"send your cutest delivery boy" *hears a knock on the door* *goes and opens it* *Cocodemon* badger: SHUT-
*sticky bomb noises*
@@samlevy9897 uh oh-
cacodemon would get downed, then see a c4 be thrown like an NBA star straight into the mouth of the cacodemon. Issa wrap
As soon as you open the door, that sound effect just echoes through your house
CAC
Mate said “I know you hate seeing my face mid-video” like he isn’t a national treasure
International*
@@purplevertig0 wonder of the world*
8 wonders of the world number 1 badger
The fully animated characters instead of the few images makes me feel like they’re gunna burst out of my screen and ride around my block with a glock
Dude animated Korean batman is gonna clap us all
[RRST] Raizer I don’t like them
I don't like them
[RRST] Raizer I like the old shitty ones tho
Vigil coming up out of your screen like, we have the hostage
God I remember seeing a clip of that girl just raging in her stream, then it cuts to a wholesome carpenter with mannerisms and kindness to rival Korg. The most wholesome streamer I've seen so far on that platform who still lives
Then he tries to refund a donation someone gave him because he is just doing what he loves.
Bro taking after Jesus. Just a humble carpenter.
Badger: donates 10000 $ to charity for people who don't have money to buy food. Everyone liked that.
Why is stuff I make turn cringe after a week
$10000*
@@has2give because ur bad
@@brake_in_ur_housebilly3656 Takes one to know one.
@@has2give ya I'm a badmothafuka
That was the most accurate use of "Blursed" I've ever seen.
@@artisticyam they respect women
@@justlegoing6822 by peeking through walls
"So your not subbed to pokimaine"
@James Edwards .
Everything badger puts into a vid is blursed
Me: *Sees new animated figures to represent his friends* Also Me: “Impossible...”
Jarrett the Loyal he had that in the last vid too. They're pretty cool
Jarrett the Loyal it’s to smooth it was better with the stiff movements of still figures cause it was better and works better
@Whit Bangs the... *WHAT?*
Whit Bangs i agree actually, they are cool and well made, but i just cant get used to it i prefer the original
Whit Bangs Badger made a statement to address this in a BATTLEFIELD 1 VIDEO by asking if a squadmate would be willing to sit in their room and shitpost for 7 billion dollars a year but at the cost of their mouth. Their response was quite intriguing: “well, having a nice computer would imply *high-speed* shitposting. So yes.” So, in my opinion with the aforementioned statement as my evidence, having the figures and characters fully animated maximizes juxtaposition and gives it the well-earned superiority over the past standard of funny shit. TL;DR: it’s funnier because it’s exactly opposite content than the method of delivery is intended for.
I actually gained a whole lot of respect for you as a person for acknowledging how much better off you are than most people. I'm so sick of youtubers complaining about their job they get to do from home while making shit loads of money or how they are only ridiculously rich instead of ludicrously rich. Respect man, genuinely good on you for remaining grounded despite your success.
I love how heavenly has been represented by a catcodemon since this video.
Heavenly asked them to send the cutest delivery boy and they sent a clone of him
Badgers casual: actually casual. My casual: Ranked on all the drugs you can imagine
Relatable
True
so true
Bruh, just find some casual dudes, and make your shitlords squad
NuttySquirrel *5 years later* *live action videos* GO BACK GO BACK
"We finally let the pizza play a round" Me, a Heavenly sub: I can do you one better
TWO PIZZAS
Me an intelectuial: 5 pizzas
No, no, no.. get this: 10 double decker Pizzas
@@dartharirainbowsixsiege3181 with stuffed crust
@@RetroRadianceLight make sure to get a red bull and vodka or whatever tf he was drinking
Honestly seeing Russian badger is covid relief because this man and his friends are fucking hilarious
This man has done moar in this one video for the less fortunate than the US government has done in 3 decades
Fucking kudos to badger to donating $10k to the fund, he’s quite literally a gentle giant
Jäger is a 2 speed because he’s been Stress eating from losing his Acog
2 speed jäger is a buff
Actually he went one day to lardex's buffet and stole all his food
He’s trying to sneak them in so he has to be slow
He’s been stress eating for 2 years?
@@VoiD0970 yes
This video is literally just “I don’t care don’t care still don’t care I don’t care I don’t”
i respect you for knowing an earl sweatshirt meme
*ubisoft buffes Ying LMG* Badger: *uses shotgun*
Anyone else notice the “blursed” image guy was also the same name as a guy he killed at 8:24
thats how he got the image.
It’s more at 8:13
And at 15:38
*Russian badger starts animating characters* "Upgrades, people. Upgrades."
Thay make me feel uncomfortable 😂
Is that a robots reference? Lol
some one the time is now old man
Nanomachines, son.
ih have to say i prefer the old ones
Casual: fun times, chill play, dumb ass strats Ranked: NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE
the accuracy is unreal
You just have to swap it
My autism still hasn't been cured
Yeah other than the random team killing I like casual much better
*Michael Reeves has entered the chat*
Badger the only person I know can donate 10gs and make it a pizza hut joke and I love it
Badger: *dosent listen to his girlfriend* Women_Respector: so you have chosen death *Women_Repector killed you*
succ: **cameo** me: *THE RETURN OF THE KING*
Badger: *I have animated characters now* Me: *I have animated nightmares now*
I like them, but It lacks something.
I don't like them They make me feel uncomfortable
It'll grow on me, like a beneficial tumor
Anything with the *pomp* sound effect is just glorious.
He’s such a good guy. This video just shows how much he cares.
Honestly, This is why i love badger. No matter what happens and no matter what he does, he never takes credit. Such a humble human. Thank YOU badger.
“In reality I’m 5’4, step on my candelas now I’m 6’6.” -lil Ying Vert
Hit them with my Candela now they miss miss
Best comment ever.
@Clinton Hyde no u dumbfuck that's sanguine paradise
Clinton Hyde never listen to uzi again u dumb fuck
Clinton Hyde no, it’s a sanguine paradise reference. In Myron he says, “i Stand on my money my height turn to 9’10”
0:29, 4:02 my favorite kind of Funny Juice
The “woman respecter” screenshot had me dying extremely hard for nearly 25 minutes non stop. 😂❤😂❤
Badgers seems like the type of character that would tell everyone he's an explosive expert while simultaneously having no idea what he's doing.
That is who he is, he learns as he goes
"This will blow up the wall. This will blow up the wall AND you." "Cool, cool, we can use that. How do they work?" *plugging in the detonator without so much as sunglasses* "I dunno. Press button go boom."
I see you're new here. Here's your complimentary F for Clarence the Shark.
Guy: so we have to defuse the bomb Badger: oh, we had to defuse? *Pushes button on c4*
So... Kinda like Scorch from Delta Squad?
I’m still waiting for Pizza Hut to comment “NOBODY OUTPIZZA’S THE HUT”
someone outpizza'd the hut
Badger: “I’ve never heard so many complaints about r6 before” Me: *laughs in shadow legacy*
Me: 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗺𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗶𝘀𝘁
"He turns himself into a pizza, Linda. Funniest shit I've ever seen!"
He calls himself, Tiny Cheese
Nah nah it’s “Mozzierella” (but either one is funny as hell)
“He calls himself Pizza Goose”
Shut the fuck up
Badger: Doing my grandfather's taxes by day, also Badger: Shitposting by night.
POV: u r looking at this comment with 142 likes when is says only 82 people have watched the video
Lol. At 8:54. Just had me laughing so loud at badger being so demanding
Badger is omega chad, first he donates 10 thousand to charity, now he makes videos all by himself just to make sure the fam gets quality.
Girlfriend walks into the room, making demands. Badger: Disregard females. Acquire currency.
Well man ain’t no simp
Pay no regards to the female homosapien, instead, proceed to acquire the monetary valuables of the nation
ToxicSkull0 cannot let female Homo sapiens get in the way of the will of the emperor. That would be heresy to obey her!
@@ToxicSkull0 indeed
Ashton Green ...what if she praises the Emprah?
Ubi: Badger we need you to meme with PIZZA is that possible? Badger: JIGGLE PHYSICS!!!!
Ubisoft: Impossible
I think that one guy had walls, he literally looks at you through a wall then posts up waiting for you
I love how Badgers friends told His girlfriend no Too XD
Mothers: You can’t make just shitpost and call it a job Badger: Observe
Hey look a celebrity that actually does something in this quarantine.
“Celebrity”
@@Yomom12388 yes, hes known by millions of people sounds pretty celeb to me
(well, he can still tell use the charitable donations tax deduction)
Nadata and?
Nadata it’s not like that was made for people to exploit. You are genuinely allowed to use the tax deduction if you, say, donate 10k to a charity...
2:08 That is nice, you out there doing gods work Badger.
Most celebrities: self agrandizing videos about how "wE'rE aLl In ThIs ToGeThEr" and having breakdowns in their mansions. Badger: droppin' $10k on charity. Fuck I love you bro.
Everything that comes out of Badger’s mouth just sounds like a shitpost
Donovan Mejia so even the 10000$ that he donated sounded like a shitpost
@@alfonseriksson3140 yes
He is a shitpost.
you want some sauce?
SHUT
ubisoft: *buffs ying* *everyone picks jager trying to counter ying* ubisoft: we will delete jager from the game
“I’ll fuckin do it again”😂
Nothing will save Warden's pick rate
- Baluta genuis says the dev team
Watch them remove one of his ADS's.
1:09 Cacodemon with a stimulus. 5:31 - 6:32 Golden gun. 7:22 Badger's chat. 8:16 Foreshadowing. 15:57 The killcam.
Thank you badger so much for helping them I got food to help through quarantine and now I am here
*Badger gets stream sniped* B: I LITERALLY don't care. Internet: HES TOO DANGEROUS TO STAY ALIVE!!!
"He's too dangerous to be left alive!"
@@madlad66 Badger: "gives zero fucks about being stream sniped" Stream snipers: *TRIGGERED!*
“Honestly siege at this point is just a fashion show” TF2: First time?
Blue _Spartan they clearly haven’t played TF2 then 😂 /s
Blue _Spartan Halo: Reach lol
Yo r6 isnt infected with lag bots tho
speaking of witch we need this zoomer to play tf2
ITS LITERALLY CLASSIFIED AS A FUCKING HAT SIMULATOR.... LET ME SAY THIS AGAIN, A HAT SIMULATOOOOOOOR!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
“Honestly this game is just a fashion show”, that was so funny
I love to watch someone who's just playing for fun. Love your content and appreciate you recognizing the privelege and opportunity you have and passing it on, just makes me enjoy you even more.
Russianbadger says “I’ll donate...” me “this man is a god praise the lord”
3:07. We can now send tributes directly to the man.
JD - 07LA - Allan Drive MS (1468) Noticed it too, but I decided to let it pass. Besides, we’ve got packages to send to Badger, we’ve got the address.
TAL Mr Fishman elite No, he is a jester that we like to watch
JD07LA thank you for the correction
When badgur does more for your Country than the fucken president xD
Me: *sees sponsored segment* The sponsor: *Is Not Raid Shadow Legends* Me: "I'll take your entire stock!"
Owl Garden you say that, but immediately after the sponsernd section I got a Raid ad.
@@Sparten459 Oof
@@Sparten459 f
You get allocated one singular Yike.
Videos like this make me proud to be a Badger fan 💯 Good look man
I’d assume after this video Badger and his girlfriend had a serious conversation lmao
Apparently they did, they’re now married.
@@MaxwellAerialPhotography Plot twist, she proposed cause of him standing up to her XD
I just want y’all that weren’t on stream to know: Badger spent at least 5 minutes trying to find “a bottle of alcohol and a lighter costs [items]”
when does badger stream? his archive's barren af too, normal?
If you turn a pokeball upside down its the poland flag
@@thatonehumandend1791 or a voltorb
Badger: donates 10000 $ to charity for people who cant eat *everyone appreciate that*
I just don't think he should call people who don't donate their time or money "assholes." But, his donation will help the people who need it and that is very good.
*Respect 100*
i think you meant everyone: *that was very cashmoney of you*
He's just the realest ass gamer yo
Good guy
I work at a food pantry so i'm glad your able to do that during covid 19 i hope your able to do more in the future for everyone
Dude honey is probably the best sponsor ever from helping people to get hundred of thousands of dollars to helping covid research thank you honey so much
Me when ying was buffed: She won’t be that op Me a few rounds after playing her: _Gives mortals permanent blindness and tinnitus, laughs in immortality at their suffering, then proceeds to cut them in half with my drum fed bullet chainsaw lmg as they scream in agony and flail on the ground blindly like a magikarp_
Rocky Doggy how did you not think ying would be op?
@@hezzas8394 She hasn't rly been that op in general, and one more candella doesn't *sound* bad
@@thecreator4296 It was the combination of the extra candella and the smokes. That's a ridiculous amount of crowd control on a single operator and was basically forcing teams to run Jäger with Wamai or Warden.
Noah Rutledge yeah it only sounds like *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Badger's characters: Start moving Me: That's clearly heresy, brother get the flamer, THE HEAVY FLAMER
Brother fight the clankers I got the nids and orks and anything else
There exists more flamers than the heavy?
Badger is awesome. Markiplier and badger would get along great with their mutual kindness
I know hell never see this badger is one of the most caring youtuber and listens to his fans and really cares about people and your my favorite youtuber for that very reason and though I am very luck and am barely getting buy many aren't so luck and need help so this is very kind
Celebrities with billions singing in their mansions: WeRe AlL In tHiS ToGetHeR badger: "here's 10k to a charity" he also disses them kinda.
"We are all in this together. Now let my hide my millions, so no one trys to get me to actually help."
you do realise that celebrities with lots money actually have to pay a higher percentage of their money than the poorer people - after a certain point it gets to. 50%... I think they donate enough to the economy already.
@@petermorgan3702 somebody that understands the economy and how it works
@@petermorgan3702 that doesnt make it ok when they still have millions spare also half of them dodge taxes
Hoplite 898 with a mentality like that, it makes you seem greedy, dude. I understand they aren’t giving as large of a percentage that you want, but still, they’re giving.
Pizza Hut: You can’t defeat me. Bajur: I know, but she can. *Y I N G.*
badger and honey good job doin gods work
So this video is like a year old But hearing badger who has recently become one of my favorite youtubers talking about giving money to charity so the poor people like me can afford food warmed my heart so much
“Send the cutest delivery boy” *Spencer shows up* “Please send a less cute delivery boy.... this one is too cute for me.....”
Vigil eyeing you like his parents eyed that river.
JEESUS MAN THAT MAN HAD A F... *wait*
The last time I saw vigils parents, smoke had an acog and nitro
Really guys too soon
@@lettuceladdie127 you ain't wrong lmao
Korean batman finna show you the river
This has so many good clips in it
14:36, aims at the place badger is then when he realized badger was moving in a certain spot he changed where hes looking
"Women_Respector killed you " Is the greatest shitpost I have seen today.
We need that released
I love how every time badger gets sponsored by honey it always comes back to Pizza
Out pizza the fuck?
@@memillionthdoot4436 Nani the pizza?
@@StealthTheFoxz Are you fuck?
a friend of mine once told me that the best way to keep pineapple from making pizza soggy from its' juice when using it as a topping, is to glaze it with honey first, which traps the juice
@@MegaManJake what’s on your pizza because the cost toppings
Quarantine for me was just an early start to summer break man XD
nice job donating that money dude, my own dad works at a food shelter and I know for a fact he would be happy hearing what you did, keep making good vids man.
Ying getting a nerf. A Ying main: "shes fine where she is now." Also the Ying main: *wears clown make up*
Very unbiased source 👌
No one out pizzas the hut
Not a Ying main but she didn't need a buff to begin with imo, maybe the lmg damage only but smokes intead of claymores? How am I supposed to troll blind people with those?
She was fine to begin with. Idk if it was intentional but I doubt it, but maybe it was to get her more recognition. And she damn well got it
Glaz was fine , lion was fine , jager was allways fine ubisoft just nerf whatever ppl cry the most barely the pickrates and ban just whoever crys and who is crying and it kinda sucks they giving the same treatment like for honor
Video: *character in the video actual moving smoothly* Me: *confused screaming*
Ubisoft: How would u describe Ying Casual player: Yeets
Honestly bajurs sponsored sections are like the only you tubers I watch.
Gf: turn the volume down a little Badger: *_No, I don't think I will_*
i just imagine badger looking at his girlfriend dead in her eyes.... into her soul and said “no”
👀No
👁👄👁 no
@@octokid4041 👓 no.
I work in a live theater where we use headsets to communicate sometimes we say "clear comms" and it reminds me of a clip from this video XD it's pretty great
You guys somehow make a 17 min video feel like a half hour. I was honestly surprised that was barely twenty mins long, every bit was so well-crafted that it make me believe I watched half a movie's worth of content.
Badgers characters still move: AIGHT it’s time to spawn peek Poland while cocking an M429 SAW
Bro why
Batman_ Panda181 u leave Poland alone
@@not.for_her3226 Poland has learned to deal with it dont worry
Hexloit Voided u made my day
kurwa mać mamy przejebane
the vigil animation always looks like he's just done with everyone's shit and I love it
Following in his dad's footsteps!
Time traveler here, 9:42 my man asks people to play Warden, fast forward to today Y8S2.2 on ranked stats ya boi warden is the most picked op by at least a 15% margin from the second most picked op and it's over 50% pick rate. What a time to be alive.
Bager: Cheating is a huge problem Me: laughs in tf2 spin bots*
Heavenly: "Send your cutest delivery boy" Badger: SHUT.
Kakodemon: Here's your pizza sir Me: O///O thank
@@TwinkleNZ shut
@@TwinkleNZ SHUT
According to the second law of thermodynamics: "no being ever to be conceived in this universe shall ever be able to out pizza the hut" And trust me, I have a major in physics
Science never lies
Black holes break physics. BY THE EMPEROR! Black Holes can out pizza the hut!
Thermodyslamdics
@@AuxiliaryPanther *he is speaking the language of gods*
Well I guess I’m about to break the law
Cant wait for these new badger battlefield videos
Badger when his shitpost tweet got retweeted by the official R6 account: *THERE IS NO GOD UP HERE OTHER THAN ME*
What tweet was that?
@@fanof5950 watch until the end, after the credit
@@memegumin thanks, i dont know how i missed that................
where is the tweet I cant find it
@@aidenpanting8466 its in the last minute of the video
Linda: “can you please keep it down?” The Squad: NO LINDA, WE AT WÖRK
You know, all of this is funny - but are we really gonna ignore how good of a heart Badger actually has? Like seriously, a right proper person.
This was the first video I ever saw of badger. Although he fucken slaps as an individual, it was the feeding America thing that won me over, and honestly, that's probably gonna stick longer than any of the funny shit he gets to
> Badger: donates $10,000 to feeding america > me: *_”Carefully, he’s a good person.”_*
Stephen Reed he’s an over achiever (This is a joke)