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@dankvideos47023 жыл бұрын
i know I am kinda randomly asking but does anybody know of a good website to stream newly released series online?
@eugenequentin4412 жыл бұрын
@Eugene Quentin meh I use Flixportal. You can find it through google:P -harry
@harryantonio31562 жыл бұрын
@Harry Antonio Thanks, I went there and it seems to work =) I really appreciate it!!
@eugenequentin4412 жыл бұрын
@Eugene Quentin No problem =)
@harryantonio31562 жыл бұрын
The funniest part is when his wife slept with Theo von
@beausneed98852 жыл бұрын
Comedians going on morning talk shows is content for everybody except the people who would usually watch that said talk show
@reeseorta30524 жыл бұрын
Or who host them
@markrobertson20524 жыл бұрын
Talk shows are just god awful, these comedians are usually the only thing that make it watchable.
@SomeOne-vf1rs4 жыл бұрын
but Conan.
@rickryan62714 жыл бұрын
It’s the funniest shit
@0xg4843 жыл бұрын
Hence why them bring them on
@stuartrobertson42153 жыл бұрын
As a black man, Tom Segura speaking like a black man is one of the funniest bits I’ve ever come across. It’s like Russel Peters speaking Jamaican. It’s almost too real!
@EvilPanda1873 жыл бұрын
IK Right
@iamchanman40413 жыл бұрын
His wherever Africa "Please do not yell in the casino." Brilliant.
@patrickmclaughlin612 жыл бұрын
I’m Going to guess that you do not vote democrat
@DangerousWordsPodcast2 жыл бұрын
I just imagine some black dude watching that and then yelling the same thing in the same tone to his friend to get him to come see 😂😂
@jgray18312 жыл бұрын
Your name is Leryan you didn’t need to announce you were black your name already tells us lol
@bannequins2 жыл бұрын
I love how all of Tom's morning show appearances are him trying his best to never be invited back to a morning show.
@GulDukat4792 жыл бұрын
“Some people don’t know blue from black” 😂😂😂 I’m obsessed with the way he always sneaks those little jabs in like it’s nothing lol. His comedic timing is unmatched
@TheFastballs2 жыл бұрын
he is a part of the unfunny Rogan group- he should stick to baking bread
@thingy2780 Жыл бұрын
@@thingy2780 ok
@TheFastballs Жыл бұрын
@@TheFastballs He will appear in Papi Gringo 2
@thingy2780 Жыл бұрын
“Your girlfriend will find out what time it is.” 🤣🤣🤣
@thirty3fpv Жыл бұрын
@@thingy2780 We're all entitled to our opinions, even if some of them are wrong and dumb, like this one of yours is.
@ayporos Жыл бұрын
4:10 His timing with that "Naaah I like em pure bred." is absolutely masterful.
@naztetv88623 жыл бұрын
That was one of the best for sure lmao
@Flyinloww3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he's a genius. Quickly mocking the absurdity of what she just said by taking it to the next level.
@GetMurcD3 жыл бұрын
I screamed dude
@tomthornton60402 жыл бұрын
I agree I think purebred is the best.
@laylaluann95412 жыл бұрын
@@laylaluann9541 just the one breed though all of the others are obvious failures.
@DangerousWordsPodcast2 жыл бұрын
“You telling me how sad you are was the best part of my week”
@vividstudios43163 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@lakersfansince19913 жыл бұрын
That “Hungarian arms dealer” line catches me every time 😂
@andrewgalioto4052 жыл бұрын
Imagine me, I’ve been working on a deal to get Hungarian AMD-65 parts kits into the country. My ribs feel like I detached one from laughingz
@Rudyelf1 Жыл бұрын
Telling the sad guy "you're the best, I love you" was amazingly real.
@moritzkorsch90292 жыл бұрын
“Drugs are fun yeah” good god he’s hilarious.
@mackenziekarsonovich10734 жыл бұрын
Pr3ssPl4y she started laughing
@Avgslaveworker3 жыл бұрын
yo that line was so quick too
@peytoncrawford6013 Жыл бұрын
Looking down the comments just to see if anyone quote it 🤣
@0Bariq0 Жыл бұрын
The "some people dont know blue from black" line has to be one of the quickest and smartest come backs I have ever heard 😂
@ray55557 Жыл бұрын
Tom Segura proves that even psychopaths can have a functional place in society.
@drb2k5802 жыл бұрын
Calling him functional is generous
@jacobjorgenson9285 Жыл бұрын
@Charles Arnold Ok. At least sociopath but we still love him. Lol.
@drb2k580 Жыл бұрын
Just gotta Focus them fucked up thoughts into something the whole family can enjoy.
@RK-ej1to Жыл бұрын
@Charles Arnold You obviously are not a big fan of YMH podcast. Tom is very, VERY disturbed to put it lightly.
@jaaxxone11 ай бұрын
If Garth can do it, so can Tom
@joshhutchins67477 ай бұрын
"shout out to everybody all over the world doin they thing and stuff like that"
@brianm41984 жыл бұрын
SUUWOOO
@mcjeans_within86354 жыл бұрын
🧡From Scotland, right back atcha ✌🤜🤛😎
@pseudonayme77174 жыл бұрын
As I saw that part I read this comment, perfectly in sync.
@complexity45254 жыл бұрын
Best line in this video
@adamdrakestudio4 жыл бұрын
Crazy Locs in the house.
@JadeDude19733 жыл бұрын
Some people don't know blue from black.
@jarellano43954 жыл бұрын
Thats where I died
@mattgaming87174 жыл бұрын
@@mattgaming8717 Me too 😂
@Gurthane4 жыл бұрын
It's pretty easy, just think of the following scenario: the police officer is the one wearing blue and the unarmed teenager he's shooting is black.
@yew2oob9544 жыл бұрын
@@yew2oob954 wtf rofl
@butterphli3z4 жыл бұрын
SAV-AGE-RY!
@avidlyathena4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they’re like “Drugs are fun. You’re right.” 🤣
@NathanAdamsCars4 жыл бұрын
LMAO, that was so on point
@benediktotto61913 жыл бұрын
"Some people don't know blue from black" Complete savage
@zachstiles92834 жыл бұрын
The sad guy from KCL who sits in his house consumed with his sadness is one of the greatest people in local television ever. So self aware and a really good sport about it all. I wish him well, and hope he finds solemnity
@MrCTruck2 жыл бұрын
whats his name
@maxwachman2 жыл бұрын
@@maxwachman Joel Nichols
@kara70542 жыл бұрын
He's dead now.
@Coastfog Жыл бұрын
I absolutely had no clue that Tom was on this many morning shows. I'm so happy that he made this many people uncomfortable on air. 😂😂😂
@bcvetkov8534 Жыл бұрын
“I overdosed on GHB, it’s the daterape drug but I gave it to myself” fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@drewcausey8441 Жыл бұрын
Dude the shit he’s letting loose on morning talk shows is LEGENDARY.
@TRUESEPH2 жыл бұрын
Only gets better with time. Notice the “don’t mention my wife” clip?
@klaytone61052 жыл бұрын
4:14 “You really mix it up?” “I like pure bread babies” 😂😂😂
@maddenus50232 жыл бұрын
Tom encouraging people to take drugs on morning news is hilarious
@Peskyjooba2 жыл бұрын
As someone from Louisiana, I agree with Tom.
@five51054 жыл бұрын
Lake Charles bro
@daytonericson52994 жыл бұрын
I live in New Orleans and its a total dump nearly everywhere
@shuneughu42444 жыл бұрын
U not the only one from there u don't speak for everybody clown
@rx_jaydot75323 жыл бұрын
Same, the best part were all the Louisiana natives who got so butthurt. I thought it was great and I love Louisiana honestly...
@justinbenoit18203 жыл бұрын
Same.
@justinbridgez3 жыл бұрын
“Shout out to the Bristol Stool Chart, I’m number 6”. I almost missed that one. Pure gold!🤣
@chrismorris69822 жыл бұрын
The fact that Tom could get a back room laugh like he does on his podcast on a morning show is goat levels of comedian
@chandlerwilkens8312 Жыл бұрын
7:57 “soft blobs with clear-cut edges” is actually a direct quote of type 5 on the Bristol stool chart
@pyromen3212 жыл бұрын
I knew I recognized it from somewhere
@kailasmith7414 Жыл бұрын
'some people don't know blue from black' :-O 😆
@Thrashaero4 жыл бұрын
she shouldnt have been salty towards him saw that coming a mile away lol
@eibbor1714 жыл бұрын
Dj dad mouth was born to kill dumb conversations like this
@macberry40483 жыл бұрын
Savage!!!
@jakkeday13 жыл бұрын
THAT was savage
@mysteradio2 жыл бұрын
"I wear fur, cuz there's a saying... Happy hoes eat, sad hoes don't. And I try to stay happy!" 🤣🤣🤣
@texasmadd473 жыл бұрын
I read this exactly as he was saying it
@ebsmith86 Жыл бұрын
tom talking about overdosing on a date rape drug on a morning show is wild 😂😂😂
@liftedlarry Жыл бұрын
I LOST MY SHIT at “I like them purebred”
@ryansegar75463 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with pure bred. I think it makes a lot of sense
@laylaluann95412 жыл бұрын
Brendan: that’s not a black guy! Everyone else: that’s spot on. 😂
@BipityBopity932 жыл бұрын
as a nurse, tom shouting out the bristol stool chart is the funniest thing to me.
@cameronwood7342 Жыл бұрын
"Really? Mix it up, really? I like em purebred!"😂😂😂
@disturbedpyro45113 жыл бұрын
Tom the type of person to steal a joke from a prisoner.
@jxavier38764 жыл бұрын
BIKES
@zekedimblebee4 жыл бұрын
Duct tape yo ass today
@lsptnjpmc3 жыл бұрын
@Lonely Grandsouls I'm looking for hot black guys that love to fuck and fuck good
@lsptnjpmc3 жыл бұрын
@@lsptnjpmc i spoke the truth about covid and my comment got deleted, this stupid fuckin troll says that, an nothing....
@youknow28493 жыл бұрын
@@youknow2849 thank you.
@lsptnjpmc3 жыл бұрын
I had never heard of his DJ Dadmouth persona before. What a brilliant response to being invited onto these shows that are clearly not his thing
@emosongsandreadalongs3 жыл бұрын
"THAT'S A ACE MAN!" I would instantly become a tennis fan.
@darsure30063 жыл бұрын
"Some people don't know blue from black" Was sufficiently savage and great.
@mtippy68452 жыл бұрын
“They call me duct tape!”
@ryanstevens39324 жыл бұрын
“I would throw away 20 white babies for one Asian baby” 😂😂😂
@ScummyThaDummy3 жыл бұрын
8:50 "happy hoes eat and sad hoes don't" I died!! LOOL
@RickyCue4 жыл бұрын
"Some people don't know blue from black" god that caught me off guard. 5:30
@moltenaura54182 жыл бұрын
When he ruins the morning shows are the best 😂😂😂
@BIGGELATO3 жыл бұрын
“Shoutout to the Bristol stool chart, I had number 5, that’s soft blobs w clear cut edges cause I need FIBER”
@TydelicPurpality123 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been out here for a minute” The 48 hrs bit is gold
@pattaccone5347 Жыл бұрын
That “some people don’t know blue from black” got me falling out my seat 💀🤣
@christianbriody15665 ай бұрын
"I tower over you" "You could eat peanuts off my head?"
@Dog_in_tree4 жыл бұрын
You got to leave some of the laughter in, man. Cutting the clip off immediately after the punch line completely robs us of the aftermath.
@TastyChevelle4 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura is Zach Galifianakis' big brother Change my mind
@jordanholliday91634 жыл бұрын
Funnier older brother for sure.
@mechastrizan37674 жыл бұрын
Fuck you, Tom is funny.
@go_rizzo_grow4 жыл бұрын
Toolband42O who said he’s not funny?
@jordanholliday91634 жыл бұрын
Joaquin Phoenix??
@adilsoncamacho63783 жыл бұрын
and Solomun's lil brother
@vampiriann3 жыл бұрын
yeah i mean, your girlfriend, she'll find out what time it is. xD Love this guy.
@filiporvik27824 жыл бұрын
IM CRYING AT “THROATZILLA”
@carmahfk73993 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura is one of my favorite comedians of all time...the dude is funny as fuck
@VulkelN73 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, your girl will figure out what time it is” lmao
@talllywhacker3 жыл бұрын
Wow. This dudes a trip, his stand up is hardcore. Make sure to watch it with the kids!
@randith874 жыл бұрын
Duct tape has me crying laughing 😂😂
@josedtx75344 жыл бұрын
thank you for the edits !
@DJCrazyJimmy4 жыл бұрын
Some people don't know blue from black. (Shocked Pikachu face) 😂😂😂
@artchurro14 жыл бұрын
Some people repeat comments.
@faceplants24 жыл бұрын
@@faceplants2 hahaha I did 😂
@artchurro14 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, they're like drugs are fun, you're right" - lol
@iamalongusername2 жыл бұрын
"drugs are fun youre right" 😂
@rosepatterson93742 жыл бұрын
Why didn't he say "SUP KANE!!!"
@buckfuddy4894 жыл бұрын
BIKES!
@scottstewart57844 жыл бұрын
DUKTAPE
@piemasta933 жыл бұрын
YO, RAY-RAY
@JadeDude19733 жыл бұрын
I felt like he was doing a voice over in gta5
@chrisortiz80723 жыл бұрын
“I saw nahh meeean at the 7-Eleven last week….he came through with Jellyfish, they waz looking fOR SOME SMOKE!”
@mel_dagator84272 жыл бұрын
Seeing Tom on regular TV shows with interviewers is THE BESTTTTT. He talks so nonchalantly and it's the best. Talking about his GHB overdose, "ppl can relate to you Tom" Tom says "yeah, drugs are the best!" And her face 😂😂😂😂😂
@Inspiringami Жыл бұрын
I NEEDED THIS!!! 😂😂😂😂
@Gold63Beast8 ай бұрын
That Bristol Stool chart joke got me rolling..
@iamlambandchicken3 жыл бұрын
Tom's black voice is blacker than black. It's amazing.
@grantmcquillan33254 жыл бұрын
Thank you Grant McQuillan
@benmiller85383 жыл бұрын
It's almost blue
@charlesfox19543 жыл бұрын
I-
@tropicana21613 жыл бұрын
"Your girlfriend will find out what time it is" best line ever
@j.r.r.toking5 ай бұрын
Telling someone that their girlfriend will "find out what time it is" is so savage.
@BlueRedGooGoo3 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura on morning shows or the local news is a recipe for perfection. So funny bc he could care less.
@faceplants24 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t*
@jasonmcnally35143 жыл бұрын
@@jasonmcnally3514 No I think he's right, Tom knows he could care less, but it's hard to summon that amount of caring less on a regular basis.
@Coastfog Жыл бұрын
As an extremely depressed person myself I can say that second clip is one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever heard
@F4stHeroes3 жыл бұрын
@Tim Long I was raised Christian but have borderline been an atheist for years now, what am I missing?
@F4stHeroes Жыл бұрын
I’m glad I could bring you up with my down 😂😂, Tom loves that 😂
@harmony3310007 ай бұрын
“ Look at these poor disgusting poor pieces of trash” 🤣🤣🤣 I cant lie I’ve had this wave come over me. especially when I paid for first class.
@Wealthybaby4 жыл бұрын
Man DJ Dadmouth looks like Zach Galifaknis in the hangover lol
@jarretstockford67023 жыл бұрын
"S/O to Bristol stool chart, I had no. 5 today, cracked with clear cut edges cause I need FIBER"
@tylerdaniels3834 жыл бұрын
holy shit, that's even more hilarious than what I thought he said!
@vetlerradio4 жыл бұрын
So funny and it's really well cut together
@adamdickinson963910 ай бұрын
Had the privilege to see him live recently, it’s a good time
@CCitis Жыл бұрын
In Denver
@ronniearchuletta3811 Жыл бұрын
Damn, Callen's old dew makes him look old as hell, and very child creeper-like. Glad you got that changed up.
@matthew02214 жыл бұрын
Matthew Wright he just came from a movie set I believe
@buckast39074 жыл бұрын
Yet another passive aggressive comment on KZhead. Yay.
@travisrios12124 жыл бұрын
@@travisrios1212 pipe down baldy
@WN_Byers4 жыл бұрын
@@travisrios1212 It was pretty actively aggressive to me.
@TastyChevelle4 жыл бұрын
@@buckast3907 Yeah, I didn't think about that lol. Was just shocked to see him that way...reminded me of my 6th grade haircut.
@matthew02214 жыл бұрын
"Some people don't know blue from black" lmfao how did I know that was coming
@ddrlear2 жыл бұрын
Bro... The "some people don't know blue from black"line hahahaha
@stevejones8550 Жыл бұрын
@8:30 "If ur looking for a house and u have money"
@gforcebreakin4 жыл бұрын
Tom cures depression
@marcop48454 жыл бұрын
The some people don't know blue from black is one of his most savage moments tbh
@xandt-doggaming33133 жыл бұрын
I thought suicide then I saw that, now I dont think that.
@Yonny3162 жыл бұрын
What a compilation 👏 well done.
@gabegabe5672 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for this
@OPAIK4 жыл бұрын
The moment we all realized that Tom is now a schill
@PkrDealer86 Жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna watch some more, but right now it hurts...”
@carlosvids74734 жыл бұрын
LOVE Tom Segura!!!!
@chriskirsten8221 Жыл бұрын
Segura is always hilarious
@Boygonebad Жыл бұрын
Never seen someone troll people so well! Bloody hilarious
@musicbymenickyoung72463 жыл бұрын
Once DJ Dad Mouth came onto the scene, I lost it 😂
@J-J_du4nb3 жыл бұрын
great video, funny guy, but you gotta jumpscare us with the music at the end?? like it goes to black, were wondering whats going on, then BAM! LOUD music 😂 dont gotta do this to us
@sketchious8 ай бұрын
Him roasting that Virginia Beach news lady is funny as hell
@kurtdread222 жыл бұрын
Dont even need to be watching, just hearing this whilst I'm at the gym is too much and dangerous to be working out to. Giggling boi
@adamdrakestudio4 жыл бұрын
“Yeah they’re like drugs are fun you’re right.”
@altruistic12 жыл бұрын
Bruh that sudden loud music at the end ended my life.
@IahimBalneauxFMD Жыл бұрын
Love him!!!
@Jennifer-jy7pk4 жыл бұрын
DJ DADMOUTH OUTCHAH 🔥🔥🔥
@TeddyBremmer4 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura's Bomber jacket game is so strong. I need to know dude, Segura hit me up!
@emilpapis933 жыл бұрын
Your sadness was hilarious...can't wait to use that one
@inchaoswetrust3 жыл бұрын
I love this dude! LOL
@kissed_by_sunshine_102 жыл бұрын
Why the heck would they have him on morning shows, don't they know what he does? 🤣
@QuantumBraced3 жыл бұрын
Segura is the funniest comedian in the world right now!!
@forresthoward58682 жыл бұрын
As a mom of 2 half-Asian babies, they really are the cutest lol
Don’t miss out on Charles Barkley ROASTING People Part 2! m.kzhead.info/sun/hrV8eMZsfIeJkps/bejne.html
i know I am kinda randomly asking but does anybody know of a good website to stream newly released series online?
@Eugene Quentin meh I use Flixportal. You can find it through google:P -harry
@Harry Antonio Thanks, I went there and it seems to work =) I really appreciate it!!
@Eugene Quentin No problem =)
The funniest part is when his wife slept with Theo von
Comedians going on morning talk shows is content for everybody except the people who would usually watch that said talk show
Or who host them
Talk shows are just god awful, these comedians are usually the only thing that make it watchable.
but Conan.
It’s the funniest shit
Hence why them bring them on
As a black man, Tom Segura speaking like a black man is one of the funniest bits I’ve ever come across. It’s like Russel Peters speaking Jamaican. It’s almost too real!
IK Right
His wherever Africa "Please do not yell in the casino." Brilliant.
I’m Going to guess that you do not vote democrat
I just imagine some black dude watching that and then yelling the same thing in the same tone to his friend to get him to come see 😂😂
Your name is Leryan you didn’t need to announce you were black your name already tells us lol
I love how all of Tom's morning show appearances are him trying his best to never be invited back to a morning show.
“Some people don’t know blue from black” 😂😂😂 I’m obsessed with the way he always sneaks those little jabs in like it’s nothing lol. His comedic timing is unmatched
he is a part of the unfunny Rogan group- he should stick to baking bread
@@thingy2780 ok
@@TheFastballs He will appear in Papi Gringo 2
“Your girlfriend will find out what time it is.” 🤣🤣🤣
@@thingy2780 We're all entitled to our opinions, even if some of them are wrong and dumb, like this one of yours is.
4:10 His timing with that "Naaah I like em pure bred." is absolutely masterful.
That was one of the best for sure lmao
Yeah, he's a genius. Quickly mocking the absurdity of what she just said by taking it to the next level.
I screamed dude
I agree I think purebred is the best.
@@laylaluann9541 just the one breed though all of the others are obvious failures.
“You telling me how sad you are was the best part of my week”
Hilarious
That “Hungarian arms dealer” line catches me every time 😂
Imagine me, I’ve been working on a deal to get Hungarian AMD-65 parts kits into the country. My ribs feel like I detached one from laughingz
Telling the sad guy "you're the best, I love you" was amazingly real.
“Drugs are fun yeah” good god he’s hilarious.
Pr3ssPl4y she started laughing
yo that line was so quick too
Looking down the comments just to see if anyone quote it 🤣
The "some people dont know blue from black" line has to be one of the quickest and smartest come backs I have ever heard 😂
Tom Segura proves that even psychopaths can have a functional place in society.
Calling him functional is generous
@Charles Arnold Ok. At least sociopath but we still love him. Lol.
Just gotta Focus them fucked up thoughts into something the whole family can enjoy.
@Charles Arnold You obviously are not a big fan of YMH podcast. Tom is very, VERY disturbed to put it lightly.
If Garth can do it, so can Tom
"shout out to everybody all over the world doin they thing and stuff like that"
SUUWOOO
🧡From Scotland, right back atcha ✌🤜🤛😎
As I saw that part I read this comment, perfectly in sync.
Best line in this video
Crazy Locs in the house.
Some people don't know blue from black.
Thats where I died
@@mattgaming8717 Me too 😂
It's pretty easy, just think of the following scenario: the police officer is the one wearing blue and the unarmed teenager he's shooting is black.
@@yew2oob954 wtf rofl
SAV-AGE-RY!
Yeah, they’re like “Drugs are fun. You’re right.” 🤣
LMAO, that was so on point
"Some people don't know blue from black" Complete savage
The sad guy from KCL who sits in his house consumed with his sadness is one of the greatest people in local television ever. So self aware and a really good sport about it all. I wish him well, and hope he finds solemnity
whats his name
@@maxwachman Joel Nichols
He's dead now.
I absolutely had no clue that Tom was on this many morning shows. I'm so happy that he made this many people uncomfortable on air. 😂😂😂
“I overdosed on GHB, it’s the daterape drug but I gave it to myself” fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude the shit he’s letting loose on morning talk shows is LEGENDARY.
Only gets better with time. Notice the “don’t mention my wife” clip?
4:14 “You really mix it up?” “I like pure bread babies” 😂😂😂
Tom encouraging people to take drugs on morning news is hilarious
As someone from Louisiana, I agree with Tom.
Lake Charles bro
I live in New Orleans and its a total dump nearly everywhere
U not the only one from there u don't speak for everybody clown
Same, the best part were all the Louisiana natives who got so butthurt. I thought it was great and I love Louisiana honestly...
Same.
“Shout out to the Bristol Stool Chart, I’m number 6”. I almost missed that one. Pure gold!🤣
The fact that Tom could get a back room laugh like he does on his podcast on a morning show is goat levels of comedian
7:57 “soft blobs with clear-cut edges” is actually a direct quote of type 5 on the Bristol stool chart
I knew I recognized it from somewhere
'some people don't know blue from black' :-O 😆
she shouldnt have been salty towards him saw that coming a mile away lol
Dj dad mouth was born to kill dumb conversations like this
Savage!!!
THAT was savage
"I wear fur, cuz there's a saying... Happy hoes eat, sad hoes don't. And I try to stay happy!" 🤣🤣🤣
I read this exactly as he was saying it
tom talking about overdosing on a date rape drug on a morning show is wild 😂😂😂
I LOST MY SHIT at “I like them purebred”
What's wrong with pure bred. I think it makes a lot of sense
Brendan: that’s not a black guy! Everyone else: that’s spot on. 😂
as a nurse, tom shouting out the bristol stool chart is the funniest thing to me.
"Really? Mix it up, really? I like em purebred!"😂😂😂
Tom the type of person to steal a joke from a prisoner.
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Duct tape yo ass today
@Lonely Grandsouls I'm looking for hot black guys that love to fuck and fuck good
@@lsptnjpmc i spoke the truth about covid and my comment got deleted, this stupid fuckin troll says that, an nothing....
@@youknow2849 thank you.
I had never heard of his DJ Dadmouth persona before. What a brilliant response to being invited onto these shows that are clearly not his thing
"THAT'S A ACE MAN!" I would instantly become a tennis fan.
"Some people don't know blue from black" Was sufficiently savage and great.
“They call me duct tape!”
“I would throw away 20 white babies for one Asian baby” 😂😂😂
8:50 "happy hoes eat and sad hoes don't" I died!! LOOL
"Some people don't know blue from black" god that caught me off guard. 5:30
When he ruins the morning shows are the best 😂😂😂
“Shoutout to the Bristol stool chart, I had number 5, that’s soft blobs w clear cut edges cause I need FIBER”
“I’ve been out here for a minute” The 48 hrs bit is gold
That “some people don’t know blue from black” got me falling out my seat 💀🤣
"I tower over you" "You could eat peanuts off my head?"
You got to leave some of the laughter in, man. Cutting the clip off immediately after the punch line completely robs us of the aftermath.
Tom Segura is Zach Galifianakis' big brother Change my mind
Funnier older brother for sure.
Fuck you, Tom is funny.
Toolband42O who said he’s not funny?
Joaquin Phoenix??
and Solomun's lil brother
yeah i mean, your girlfriend, she'll find out what time it is. xD Love this guy.
IM CRYING AT “THROATZILLA”
Tom Segura is one of my favorite comedians of all time...the dude is funny as fuck
“Yeah, your girl will figure out what time it is” lmao
Wow. This dudes a trip, his stand up is hardcore. Make sure to watch it with the kids!
Duct tape has me crying laughing 😂😂
thank you for the edits !
Some people don't know blue from black. (Shocked Pikachu face) 😂😂😂
Some people repeat comments.
@@faceplants2 hahaha I did 😂
"Yeah, they're like drugs are fun, you're right" - lol
"drugs are fun youre right" 😂
Why didn't he say "SUP KANE!!!"
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DUKTAPE
YO, RAY-RAY
I felt like he was doing a voice over in gta5
“I saw nahh meeean at the 7-Eleven last week….he came through with Jellyfish, they waz looking fOR SOME SMOKE!”
Seeing Tom on regular TV shows with interviewers is THE BESTTTTT. He talks so nonchalantly and it's the best. Talking about his GHB overdose, "ppl can relate to you Tom" Tom says "yeah, drugs are the best!" And her face 😂😂😂😂😂
I NEEDED THIS!!! 😂😂😂😂
That Bristol Stool chart joke got me rolling..
Tom's black voice is blacker than black. It's amazing.
Thank you Grant McQuillan
It's almost blue
I-
"Your girlfriend will find out what time it is" best line ever
Telling someone that their girlfriend will "find out what time it is" is so savage.
Tom Segura on morning shows or the local news is a recipe for perfection. So funny bc he could care less.
Couldn’t*
@@jasonmcnally3514 No I think he's right, Tom knows he could care less, but it's hard to summon that amount of caring less on a regular basis.
As an extremely depressed person myself I can say that second clip is one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever heard
@Tim Long I was raised Christian but have borderline been an atheist for years now, what am I missing?
I’m glad I could bring you up with my down 😂😂, Tom loves that 😂
“ Look at these poor disgusting poor pieces of trash” 🤣🤣🤣 I cant lie I’ve had this wave come over me. especially when I paid for first class.
Man DJ Dadmouth looks like Zach Galifaknis in the hangover lol
"S/O to Bristol stool chart, I had no. 5 today, cracked with clear cut edges cause I need FIBER"
holy shit, that's even more hilarious than what I thought he said!
So funny and it's really well cut together
Had the privilege to see him live recently, it’s a good time
In Denver
Damn, Callen's old dew makes him look old as hell, and very child creeper-like. Glad you got that changed up.
Matthew Wright he just came from a movie set I believe
Yet another passive aggressive comment on KZhead. Yay.
@@travisrios1212 pipe down baldy
@@travisrios1212 It was pretty actively aggressive to me.
@@buckast3907 Yeah, I didn't think about that lol. Was just shocked to see him that way...reminded me of my 6th grade haircut.
"Some people don't know blue from black" lmfao how did I know that was coming
Bro... The "some people don't know blue from black"line hahahaha
@8:30 "If ur looking for a house and u have money"
Tom cures depression
The some people don't know blue from black is one of his most savage moments tbh
I thought suicide then I saw that, now I dont think that.
What a compilation 👏 well done.
Thanks for this
The moment we all realized that Tom is now a schill
“I’m gonna watch some more, but right now it hurts...”
LOVE Tom Segura!!!!
Segura is always hilarious
Never seen someone troll people so well! Bloody hilarious
Once DJ Dad Mouth came onto the scene, I lost it 😂
great video, funny guy, but you gotta jumpscare us with the music at the end?? like it goes to black, were wondering whats going on, then BAM! LOUD music 😂 dont gotta do this to us
Him roasting that Virginia Beach news lady is funny as hell
Dont even need to be watching, just hearing this whilst I'm at the gym is too much and dangerous to be working out to. Giggling boi
“Yeah they’re like drugs are fun you’re right.”
Bruh that sudden loud music at the end ended my life.
Love him!!!
DJ DADMOUTH OUTCHAH 🔥🔥🔥
Tom Segura's Bomber jacket game is so strong. I need to know dude, Segura hit me up!
Your sadness was hilarious...can't wait to use that one
I love this dude! LOL
Why the heck would they have him on morning shows, don't they know what he does? 🤣
Segura is the funniest comedian in the world right now!!
As a mom of 2 half-Asian babies, they really are the cutest lol