Instead or powers, radioactive spider gave Peter cancer
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As someone with Stage 4 cancer who has undergone chemo and radiation treatment, this hits hard and makes me laugh. I had the worst kind of chemo called the Red Devil. That stuff is like having a horrible hangover after a hard night of drinking with Death. Thankfully nothing new is growing.
@DeuteromisАй бұрын
🎉🙏
@ransomsdpАй бұрын
Did it hit as hard as the *cancer* did?
@Trainer_SteveАй бұрын
Bro the fact that this comment got pinned without the word ‘pin’ brings me hope. But in all seriousness, I wish you the best with your treatments. My GMA passed away from cancer and she said chemo was the worst
@Harry64278Ай бұрын
Thankfully it was the Red Devil, not the Green Goblin...
@s..sАй бұрын
Damn. Well keep on fighting my friend, and stay safe! ❤
@itsshrimp91Ай бұрын
Norman Osborn is actually the hero here.
@DarknetDudeАй бұрын
*p
@Perrito770Ай бұрын
Norman assporn*
@iso-wildrift3834Ай бұрын
You mean Norman As*p*rn ? 😂😂
@gamersoul1773Ай бұрын
Almost
@KabroSaavedraАй бұрын
Norman assporn
@ediyanto141Ай бұрын
Cancer-Man Far from the cure
@JWProductions2023Ай бұрын
Cancer-man no way to cure
@Iminyourare12Ай бұрын
Cancer-man deathcoming
@milk9817Ай бұрын
Cancer-Man Into the Cancerverse
@shinsenshogun900Ай бұрын
@@shinsenshogun900😂😂 what would their names be hi I am testicular cancer man this is skin cancer man and this is lung cancer man
@sabito4737Ай бұрын
Spiderman Endgame
@YoussefMohsen-yd1moАй бұрын
"You know, I have something of a cancer myself"
@TheDepressedMemeCatАй бұрын
🫂
@the_halofanb0yАй бұрын
Not funny
@lesliejamesgilbertbyrne64485 күн бұрын
@@lesliejamesgilbertbyrne6448 if you're getting offended by this, you're on the wrong channel 😂
@TheDepressedMemeCat4 күн бұрын
@@TheDepressedMemeCat get a life its not funny
@lesliejamesgilbertbyrne64484 күн бұрын
"with great cancer, comes great hair loss" - Evil Norman Assporn, 2002
@ChickenTabletАй бұрын
Chemo causes hair loss. Cancer doesn't.
@sqlexp12 күн бұрын
With no power, comes no responsibility. ~Uncle Ben~
@leonsus9317Ай бұрын
Harry, HARRY, It's time to cook the meth
@user-ot6zy2lv7kАй бұрын
What a great life motto
@sarayasageАй бұрын
@@sarayasagehey babe....let me eat your tuna!
@apocratos0174Ай бұрын
What a great motto
@HappypuppyzАй бұрын
My life explained
@BatmanisBatmanАй бұрын
“Sometimes, you gotta get cancer yourself”. That’s one hell of an inspirational quote.
@LondonTransport466Ай бұрын
Brought you by pfizer
@RebellionBloodshedАй бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@LuanAmorim1761Ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@jjohnsonncccАй бұрын
What I say before entering R/Batmanarkham
@dastvan8002Ай бұрын
It's cancerin' time!
@noctambule5726Ай бұрын
Peter:"You got cancer at my age?" Uncle Ben:"No, I didn't get cancer but..." 😂
@phongvierob9356Ай бұрын
The AI dialog is getting scary good
@connormcclenny9681Ай бұрын
it's over
@KoozwadАй бұрын
@@Koozwad you have the high ground?
@penepollasexualАй бұрын
Thats good. At least it's less editing now and less stressful work to make it better. Depending on the person that uses it of course.
@techfrank2431Ай бұрын
@@techfrank2431It could be a dangerous thing if misused. Think about all the dangerous stuff that could happen if technology like this were in the wrong hands.
@theintrovertedaspie9095Ай бұрын
@@theintrovertedaspie9095 it already is accessible to the wrong hands
@The0thDoctorАй бұрын
RIP Norman Assporn, gave his life trying to find a way to fight cancer for Peter, but 1 day cancer is just too strong...
@kuraidunno2945Ай бұрын
"Assporn"?? Bro what 💀
@karansahu342Ай бұрын
@@karansahu342 See the video again, i think you didnt pay attention.
@Golecom2Ай бұрын
The Human Spider really did him dirty. The man sacrificed his health and life to save Peter!
@georgeoldsterd8994Ай бұрын
@@karansahu342Bro watched Coco melon and reached here
@Perrito770Ай бұрын
@@Golecom2 ah mb bro I just saw it 💀
@karansahu342Ай бұрын
"Norman Assporn" got me dead fr ☠️
@shadowfighter9555Ай бұрын
Lmao
@ThePhysicsGuyL2Ай бұрын
We don't know how much he sacrificed
@uveshpanja62937 күн бұрын
Kind of wholesome how the Osborn family tried to save him.
@bonesaw7468Ай бұрын
Not even his fathers death was going to stop Harry from curing cancer. He was going to stop at nothing to save his friend.
@FainstriderАй бұрын
It's Norman *Assporn
@a2zmultigamingyt7424 күн бұрын
'With no power, comes no responsibility' is gonna be my new life motto.
@terminatorwombat6948Ай бұрын
Peter gets a lot of bullying
@barkabar4292Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@mbk1538Ай бұрын
Oh man, when I heard that line I instantly thought of all the things that Spider-Man gunman horny man etc would do 😂😂
@davidwhitaker2211Ай бұрын
Simply skip paying your electricity bills, soon you'll have no power.
@axm204419 күн бұрын
@@axm2044 now this is creative
@terminatorwombat694819 күн бұрын
It's nice to see Osborn risking his life to test the cancer cure for Peter. 😂
@GabrielverseАй бұрын
Nah he gave himself cancer to test the cancer cure later. But insta-died from the cancer he gave himself. Wild dude.
@aprophetofrng982111 күн бұрын
*Assporn
@katboi714011 күн бұрын
I swear, this AI is sounding better that it's scaring me how accurate it is.
@Twist400Ай бұрын
Why is it scaring you?
@theintrovertedaspie9095Ай бұрын
@@theintrovertedaspie9095 Because AI is sounding more accurate to humans...?
@Twist400Ай бұрын
@@Twist400 Exactly. I agree. Just think about all the false claims and slander people can cook up just to ruin someone's career or image.--- "HEY, THIS CELEB SAID SOMETHING RACIST. I HAVE IT ON RECORDING." *AI voice recirding.*
@theintrovertedaspie9095Ай бұрын
1:14 “We don’t know how much he sacrificed” That line sent me 😂 1:24 NOOOOO
@ORProductionssАй бұрын
"This is actually brilliant. Peter gets cancer because he's bitten by a radioactive spider, but is finally noticed by MJ. Norman uses his riches and resources to try and save the life of his son's best friend, because he's just that much of a standup guy, sacrificing his own health and life to test an experimental treatment. No superpowers, just social commentary and raw human drama about living life with a terminal illness, sacrifice, and grief." - George Oldsterd, TRN I'd legit watch this movie.
@georgeoldsterd8994Ай бұрын
"We don't know how much he sacrificed " nice one 😅
@shivanandakhumukcham3134Ай бұрын
0:32 "With no power, comes no responsibility." - Uncle Ben, 2002 Except that wasn't true.
@maximumgeekboyАй бұрын
This is what actually happens when you are bitten by a radioactive spider.
@raynaldizackaridamar6424Ай бұрын
But out of 1 in a million cancer verses, there comes 1 spider man.
@abhirupkundu277828 күн бұрын
Cancer-Man, Cancer-Man, does what ever a man with cancer can
@geralt7144Ай бұрын
😂
@hardcore4090Ай бұрын
🤣
@a.lex777-xy12 күн бұрын
Norman assporn is such a good guy, he try to save peter
@LongYakuza-wb7ybАй бұрын
"Sometimes... you gotta get cancer yourself."
@Delimit4tor1129 күн бұрын
Me who have cancer but already under surgery treatment and chemo treatment when watching this:
@HiroYamada1235Ай бұрын
you’re a legend
@YeTismАй бұрын
The kindness and love that Norman Osborn has for Peter that he's willing to risk his own life just for the potential chance at Saving Peter Parkers. if only he had a real son he could show that love to...
@Multiversal_ProductionsАй бұрын
Norman *Assporn
@a2zmultigamingyt7424 күн бұрын
Cancer-Man
@SetwelveMainАй бұрын
You mean Dead pool?
@VladVibesАй бұрын
@@VladVibes He is Marvel Jesus.
@pk2011666666Ай бұрын
And Spider are from what?@@pk2011666666
@user-ln3eo9oj3fАй бұрын
That’s a breaking bad episode name
@DJFNaFManАй бұрын
Peter gets a lot of bullying
@barkabar4292Ай бұрын
Peter- I have cancer Norman- impressive, your parents must be very proud
@Nick-dg2rxАй бұрын
I can't get over how wholesome it is that Norman is so desperate to cure Peter that he willingly gets cancer to test his treatment. Yeah, he dies, but it's still wholesome.
@LeprechaunproductionАй бұрын
Osborn was such a W, He wanted to save Peter no matter the cost
@rarxtkkАй бұрын
Thats "assporn" to u sir🤣🤣
@theculturedgentleman3699Ай бұрын
yea who is this oSbOrN
@Cristopher_CАй бұрын
@@theculturedgentleman3699 🤣
@rarxtkkАй бұрын
Not even death was going to stop him from curing Peter and cancer.
@FainstriderАй бұрын
We don't know how much he sacrificed
@How-dare-you-diss-my-cheeseАй бұрын
Doctor - “Peter, due to a spider bite, you have cancer.” Peter - “No. You can’t do this to me. YOU KNOW I WANT TO LIVE MY WHOLE LIFE !!!!!! 😭😭😭😭”
@sameerpandit5071Ай бұрын
I mean in the comics the Spider that bit Peter was radioactive, so Peter getting cancer dose make sense realistically
@The_Blue_OtakuАй бұрын
1:14 I lost on "Norman AssPorn" 😂😂😂😂😂
@avnikabaghel1491Ай бұрын
0:07 this is so fucking sad bro 😢😢
@adhammohamed1118Ай бұрын
Okay, it actually makes sense that a RADIOACTIVE spider would give someone cancer. Also the fact that he sacrificed himself to try and save Peter was pretty super noble. Until it cut to the graves and I laughed out loud.
@nash6568Ай бұрын
A radioactive spider wouldn't contain enough radiation to do anything except die.
@blakemcnamara910516 күн бұрын
"I missed the part where cancer is my problem lol"
@sauldasc2226Ай бұрын
"Gotta put cancer in your eye." - Cancer-man
@pc14thenumber9Ай бұрын
BONE CANCER IS REAAAAAADY
@user-ve9qi4ry3eАй бұрын
There's no Spider-Man, there is only Cancer-Man
@larryyeo670818 күн бұрын
_"Sometimes, You gotta get cancer yourself."_ is just so oddly quotable.
@MeCooper21 күн бұрын
Doctor: "You have cancer" Peter: "How did that get in there?"
@rickswordfire4774Ай бұрын
Want treatment? Get chemotherapy.
@DarknetDudeАй бұрын
Nah bro that sh1t is rigged to fail. Plenty of alternative treatments(alkaline and sound therapy for example) but they have to be done correctly.
@KoozwadАй бұрын
0:31 It’s actually pretty profound how this statement is true.
@DarknetDudeАй бұрын
Peter: You Know the Business and I know the chemistry! Norman: You Wanna Cook Krystal Meth?
@AnupamprimeАй бұрын
Bro the voice in this is so clean 💀
@HenshuOfficialeditsАй бұрын
ai
@Y999IXАй бұрын
Cancer-Man is canon now...
@Diable_JambeeАй бұрын
I love this KZhead channel. It should be up and running forever.
@ibrfusionАй бұрын
"With no power, comes no responsibility" I live by these words on a daily basis.
@Dragonpuncher123Ай бұрын
"Norman assporn, we don't know how much he sacrificed" got me dying 💀💀💀
@BoboMyanmar111Ай бұрын
"Peter Parker, Not anymore, lol"
@How-dare-you-diss-my-cheeseАй бұрын
"Dr Osborn the cancer treatment isn't ready! If you just give me two weeks..." "TWO WEEKS? In two weeks Peter Parker will be dead!" "But we don't even have a cancer patient" "Sometimes you gotta get cancer yourself!" -no one will ever know how much the greatest, Kindest man in the spiderverse sacrificed to try to save Peter. "Norman was a hero all along...I just couldn't see it" - JJJ
@FainstriderАй бұрын
OSCORP became CANCERCORP
@larryyeo670818 күн бұрын
It's so strangely heartwarming to see mr. Osborn sacrificing his life to help Peter 😌
@snakeythehotboy854928 күн бұрын
That's the greatest quote ever " No power no responsibility "😆
@DhanushkaVibeVenturesАй бұрын
my man lookin' good, like tom hanks in philadelphia good
@MysteryStew5977Ай бұрын
0:46 "I was bitten by a spider and got cancer". A dreaded disease but sounded cute when he said it lol 🤣
@riverron9923 күн бұрын
i want "not anymore lol" written on my gravestone
@alender6200Ай бұрын
Cancer man into the cancer verse
@Kwakinaomosh9 күн бұрын
BRO COOKED
@rarxtkkАй бұрын
" Norman Assporn " caught me dead💀
@Anonymousxyz98Ай бұрын
"Sometimes, you gotta get cancer yuorself!" Yo BARS!
@user-pc6tr8mh6p23 күн бұрын
😂 got me when norman died trying to make a cure....
@mattautajay3755Ай бұрын
"The power of disease in the palm of my hand" _Bald Parker_
@milk9817Ай бұрын
Norman ASSporn 😂😂😂
@GarouRetsu23 күн бұрын
"you have no hair, i didnt notice without your glasses" is something i never expected to hear in my life
@envyyoungbloodАй бұрын
"WE DONT KNOW HOW MUCH HE SACRIFICED" ICANT LUL
@heavenpiercer509522 күн бұрын
"I'll put some cancer in your eyes" -Cancer-man
@AhmedHussain-ju6xdАй бұрын
"I'll give you eye cancer" -Cancer Bully Maguire
@larryyeo670818 күн бұрын
Can you cure me in advance? Pharmaceutical companies: *Jameson laugh* you serious? Get out! I need that money!
@JesusIsLord105Ай бұрын
My first genuine laugh of the day. Thanks :) i needed that.
@chadhewit5919Ай бұрын
That humor in this one was next level 😂
@RequiredSkate022 күн бұрын
Norman Ashcorn really tried and actually came as a good person...
@RAJ_2203Ай бұрын
he came?
@KoozwadАй бұрын
Miguel: stop spider man! Every spider man: you? You? You? Miguel: Peter, the bald one!
@coolcaleb9939Ай бұрын
Every Spiderman : which one the one with cancer or the one who shaved his head
@sabito4737Ай бұрын
During the time Spider Man was created by Stan Lee people didn't know that radiation just causes cancer, they just thought it gives them super powers.
@RileyGintz19 күн бұрын
Now that's realistically accurate after you got bitten by a radioactive spider 😢
@ddoi595823 күн бұрын
Man what a hero. Norman was so self sacrificing just to cure cancer
@devastatheseeker9967Ай бұрын
I lost one of my childhood best friends to cancer. It was really sad. I know this is a funny haha video, but still, it's important to understand the danger of cancer and the effect it has on everyone's lives. If you have a friend or family member who has cancer, let them know that they're important to you and try to spend as much time with them as you can. Because you never know how much time you'll still have to be around them. Thank you for reading this, and stay safe, fellow memers ❤❤
@JosepiThe13thАй бұрын
I’m sorry for your loss.
@Wade_TylerАй бұрын
Same sentiment rings true for any terminal illness or sudden death. Human beings are fragile creatures and until we are able to overcome death either through cybernetics or digital mind upload, we will all continue losing those we care about :(.
@FainstriderАй бұрын
I feel sorry for your loss. 😢
@chuchuman11635 күн бұрын
this took a dark turn real quickly
@theonlybigsmoke11 күн бұрын
Cancer-Man:No Way To Cure
@Thazeldadebatertiktok6913 күн бұрын
This is what really happens when you get bitten by a radioactive spider.
@crazybunnysquad4820Ай бұрын
Rip to the people who have passed away from cancer
@SonyAndMicrosoftBangАй бұрын
And Harry swears on his father's grave that cancer will pay.
@Fainstrider26 күн бұрын
"Sometimes, you gotta get cancer yourself" 💀
@mikki75225 күн бұрын
Voice lines are pretty damn good. Cancer is so sad man
@JAHIDxJD23 күн бұрын
"With no power comes no responsibility." Straight up the entire 2020's.
@TPB129.Ай бұрын
With no power, comes no responsibility. Lol
@ImumarjustАй бұрын
I want that on my headstone: "not anymore, lol" 😂
@inventgineer9 күн бұрын
"I missed the part where that's not my problem."
@monstermash6159Күн бұрын
1:07 “I’m something of a patient myself.”
@PNWParkRangerАй бұрын
This is so evil 💀
@blobfishthedevourer3735Ай бұрын
More like wholesome. Watching Norman redeem himself by stopping at nothing to try to save Peter.
@FainstriderАй бұрын
"We dont know how much he sacrificed" HAHAHHAHAA
@jonlima9897Ай бұрын
I'm surprised that the writers haven't thought of this yet.
@kool-aidman695522 күн бұрын
Ngl 😊It was kinda wholesome watching Osborn trying to find a cure to help Peter
@TankfromYTАй бұрын
"Hey Pete, you're probably looking for a pin now to treat you, right?"
@KingloxgameАй бұрын
“you look like you just got second place in the science fair” No, he looks like he just got cancer
@tailwhup23 күн бұрын
“You got cancer at my age?” Such an underrated line LMFAO
@JasonMamoa-ee2fl8 күн бұрын
My respect for Norman just 📈
@dhanurs8085Ай бұрын
I have cancer, and I can confirm I missed the part where I say fk cancer
@jonwoodmass2849Ай бұрын
"Misery misery misery. Thats what you've chosen. I offered you cancer and you spat in my face."
@theintrovertedaspie9095Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I laughed from the Start of the video to the end.
@ibumbatoonsАй бұрын
"40 thousand years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of cancer potential."
@SureshNathan-ns7qwАй бұрын
"With no pin, comes no responsibility" - Uncle Ben
@kprogatonsАй бұрын
*"With no good joke comes no pin" -Uncle Ben
@YoutubeModeratorsSuckMyBallsАй бұрын
My Tumor Markers are tingling. Cancer Man 2024
@johnwick126Ай бұрын
This is like a PG-13 Deadpool, but without the pool.
@silencedmaxim5889Ай бұрын
Cancer Parker looks like hitman 😂
@derrickbenedick7205Ай бұрын
Cancer-man far from hair
@Iminyourare12Ай бұрын
Bro I love your videos. They’re hilarious😂
@ryryrio29 күн бұрын
bro singlehandedly trolled all cancer patient and cancer survivors of the world ☠️💀
@quillbot968221 күн бұрын
We got to see how far Norman Assporn would have gone to save Peter if he had gotten cancer instead of super powers.
As someone with Stage 4 cancer who has undergone chemo and radiation treatment, this hits hard and makes me laugh. I had the worst kind of chemo called the Red Devil. That stuff is like having a horrible hangover after a hard night of drinking with Death. Thankfully nothing new is growing.
🎉🙏
Did it hit as hard as the *cancer* did?
Bro the fact that this comment got pinned without the word ‘pin’ brings me hope. But in all seriousness, I wish you the best with your treatments. My GMA passed away from cancer and she said chemo was the worst
Thankfully it was the Red Devil, not the Green Goblin...
Damn. Well keep on fighting my friend, and stay safe! ❤
Norman Osborn is actually the hero here.
*p
Norman assporn*
You mean Norman As*p*rn ? 😂😂
Almost
Norman assporn
Cancer-Man Far from the cure
Cancer-man no way to cure
Cancer-man deathcoming
Cancer-Man Into the Cancerverse
@@shinsenshogun900😂😂 what would their names be hi I am testicular cancer man this is skin cancer man and this is lung cancer man
Spiderman Endgame
"You know, I have something of a cancer myself"
🫂
Not funny
@@lesliejamesgilbertbyrne6448 if you're getting offended by this, you're on the wrong channel 😂
@@TheDepressedMemeCat get a life its not funny
"with great cancer, comes great hair loss" - Evil Norman Assporn, 2002
Chemo causes hair loss. Cancer doesn't.
With no power, comes no responsibility. ~Uncle Ben~
Harry, HARRY, It's time to cook the meth
What a great life motto
@@sarayasagehey babe....let me eat your tuna!
What a great motto
My life explained
“Sometimes, you gotta get cancer yourself”. That’s one hell of an inspirational quote.
Brought you by pfizer
🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment
What I say before entering R/Batmanarkham
It's cancerin' time!
Peter:"You got cancer at my age?" Uncle Ben:"No, I didn't get cancer but..." 😂
The AI dialog is getting scary good
it's over
@@Koozwad you have the high ground?
Thats good. At least it's less editing now and less stressful work to make it better. Depending on the person that uses it of course.
@@techfrank2431It could be a dangerous thing if misused. Think about all the dangerous stuff that could happen if technology like this were in the wrong hands.
@@theintrovertedaspie9095 it already is accessible to the wrong hands
RIP Norman Assporn, gave his life trying to find a way to fight cancer for Peter, but 1 day cancer is just too strong...
"Assporn"?? Bro what 💀
@@karansahu342 See the video again, i think you didnt pay attention.
The Human Spider really did him dirty. The man sacrificed his health and life to save Peter!
@@karansahu342Bro watched Coco melon and reached here
@@Golecom2 ah mb bro I just saw it 💀
"Norman Assporn" got me dead fr ☠️
Lmao
We don't know how much he sacrificed
Kind of wholesome how the Osborn family tried to save him.
Not even his fathers death was going to stop Harry from curing cancer. He was going to stop at nothing to save his friend.
It's Norman *Assporn
'With no power, comes no responsibility' is gonna be my new life motto.
Peter gets a lot of bullying
😂😂😂
Oh man, when I heard that line I instantly thought of all the things that Spider-Man gunman horny man etc would do 😂😂
Simply skip paying your electricity bills, soon you'll have no power.
@@axm2044 now this is creative
It's nice to see Osborn risking his life to test the cancer cure for Peter. 😂
Nah he gave himself cancer to test the cancer cure later. But insta-died from the cancer he gave himself. Wild dude.
*Assporn
I swear, this AI is sounding better that it's scaring me how accurate it is.
Why is it scaring you?
@@theintrovertedaspie9095 Because AI is sounding more accurate to humans...?
@@Twist400 Exactly. I agree. Just think about all the false claims and slander people can cook up just to ruin someone's career or image.--- "HEY, THIS CELEB SAID SOMETHING RACIST. I HAVE IT ON RECORDING." *AI voice recirding.*
1:14 “We don’t know how much he sacrificed” That line sent me 😂 1:24 NOOOOO
"This is actually brilliant. Peter gets cancer because he's bitten by a radioactive spider, but is finally noticed by MJ. Norman uses his riches and resources to try and save the life of his son's best friend, because he's just that much of a standup guy, sacrificing his own health and life to test an experimental treatment. No superpowers, just social commentary and raw human drama about living life with a terminal illness, sacrifice, and grief." - George Oldsterd, TRN I'd legit watch this movie.
"We don't know how much he sacrificed " nice one 😅
0:32 "With no power, comes no responsibility." - Uncle Ben, 2002 Except that wasn't true.
This is what actually happens when you are bitten by a radioactive spider.
But out of 1 in a million cancer verses, there comes 1 spider man.
Cancer-Man, Cancer-Man, does what ever a man with cancer can
😂
🤣
Norman assporn is such a good guy, he try to save peter
"Sometimes... you gotta get cancer yourself."
Me who have cancer but already under surgery treatment and chemo treatment when watching this:
you’re a legend
The kindness and love that Norman Osborn has for Peter that he's willing to risk his own life just for the potential chance at Saving Peter Parkers. if only he had a real son he could show that love to...
Norman *Assporn
Cancer-Man
You mean Dead pool?
@@VladVibes He is Marvel Jesus.
And Spider are from what?@@pk2011666666
That’s a breaking bad episode name
Peter gets a lot of bullying
Peter- I have cancer Norman- impressive, your parents must be very proud
I can't get over how wholesome it is that Norman is so desperate to cure Peter that he willingly gets cancer to test his treatment. Yeah, he dies, but it's still wholesome.
Osborn was such a W, He wanted to save Peter no matter the cost
Thats "assporn" to u sir🤣🤣
yea who is this oSbOrN
@@theculturedgentleman3699 🤣
Not even death was going to stop him from curing Peter and cancer.
We don't know how much he sacrificed
Doctor - “Peter, due to a spider bite, you have cancer.” Peter - “No. You can’t do this to me. YOU KNOW I WANT TO LIVE MY WHOLE LIFE !!!!!! 😭😭😭😭”
I mean in the comics the Spider that bit Peter was radioactive, so Peter getting cancer dose make sense realistically
1:14 I lost on "Norman AssPorn" 😂😂😂😂😂
0:07 this is so fucking sad bro 😢😢
Okay, it actually makes sense that a RADIOACTIVE spider would give someone cancer. Also the fact that he sacrificed himself to try and save Peter was pretty super noble. Until it cut to the graves and I laughed out loud.
A radioactive spider wouldn't contain enough radiation to do anything except die.
"I missed the part where cancer is my problem lol"
"Gotta put cancer in your eye." - Cancer-man
BONE CANCER IS REAAAAAADY
There's no Spider-Man, there is only Cancer-Man
_"Sometimes, You gotta get cancer yourself."_ is just so oddly quotable.
Doctor: "You have cancer" Peter: "How did that get in there?"
Want treatment? Get chemotherapy.
Nah bro that sh1t is rigged to fail. Plenty of alternative treatments(alkaline and sound therapy for example) but they have to be done correctly.
0:31 It’s actually pretty profound how this statement is true.
Peter: You Know the Business and I know the chemistry! Norman: You Wanna Cook Krystal Meth?
Bro the voice in this is so clean 💀
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Cancer-Man is canon now...
I love this KZhead channel. It should be up and running forever.
"With no power, comes no responsibility" I live by these words on a daily basis.
"Norman assporn, we don't know how much he sacrificed" got me dying 💀💀💀
"Peter Parker, Not anymore, lol"
"Dr Osborn the cancer treatment isn't ready! If you just give me two weeks..." "TWO WEEKS? In two weeks Peter Parker will be dead!" "But we don't even have a cancer patient" "Sometimes you gotta get cancer yourself!" -no one will ever know how much the greatest, Kindest man in the spiderverse sacrificed to try to save Peter. "Norman was a hero all along...I just couldn't see it" - JJJ
OSCORP became CANCERCORP
It's so strangely heartwarming to see mr. Osborn sacrificing his life to help Peter 😌
That's the greatest quote ever " No power no responsibility "😆
my man lookin' good, like tom hanks in philadelphia good
0:46 "I was bitten by a spider and got cancer". A dreaded disease but sounded cute when he said it lol 🤣
i want "not anymore lol" written on my gravestone
Cancer man into the cancer verse
BRO COOKED
" Norman Assporn " caught me dead💀
"Sometimes, you gotta get cancer yuorself!" Yo BARS!
😂 got me when norman died trying to make a cure....
"The power of disease in the palm of my hand" _Bald Parker_
Norman ASSporn 😂😂😂
"you have no hair, i didnt notice without your glasses" is something i never expected to hear in my life
"WE DONT KNOW HOW MUCH HE SACRIFICED" ICANT LUL
"I'll put some cancer in your eyes" -Cancer-man
"I'll give you eye cancer" -Cancer Bully Maguire
Can you cure me in advance? Pharmaceutical companies: *Jameson laugh* you serious? Get out! I need that money!
My first genuine laugh of the day. Thanks :) i needed that.
That humor in this one was next level 😂
Norman Ashcorn really tried and actually came as a good person...
he came?
Miguel: stop spider man! Every spider man: you? You? You? Miguel: Peter, the bald one!
Every Spiderman : which one the one with cancer or the one who shaved his head
During the time Spider Man was created by Stan Lee people didn't know that radiation just causes cancer, they just thought it gives them super powers.
Now that's realistically accurate after you got bitten by a radioactive spider 😢
Man what a hero. Norman was so self sacrificing just to cure cancer
I lost one of my childhood best friends to cancer. It was really sad. I know this is a funny haha video, but still, it's important to understand the danger of cancer and the effect it has on everyone's lives. If you have a friend or family member who has cancer, let them know that they're important to you and try to spend as much time with them as you can. Because you never know how much time you'll still have to be around them. Thank you for reading this, and stay safe, fellow memers ❤❤
I’m sorry for your loss.
Same sentiment rings true for any terminal illness or sudden death. Human beings are fragile creatures and until we are able to overcome death either through cybernetics or digital mind upload, we will all continue losing those we care about :(.
I feel sorry for your loss. 😢
this took a dark turn real quickly
Cancer-Man:No Way To Cure
This is what really happens when you get bitten by a radioactive spider.
Rip to the people who have passed away from cancer
And Harry swears on his father's grave that cancer will pay.
"Sometimes, you gotta get cancer yourself" 💀
Voice lines are pretty damn good. Cancer is so sad man
"With no power comes no responsibility." Straight up the entire 2020's.
With no power, comes no responsibility. Lol
I want that on my headstone: "not anymore, lol" 😂
"I missed the part where that's not my problem."
1:07 “I’m something of a patient myself.”
This is so evil 💀
More like wholesome. Watching Norman redeem himself by stopping at nothing to try to save Peter.
"We dont know how much he sacrificed" HAHAHHAHAA
I'm surprised that the writers haven't thought of this yet.
Ngl 😊It was kinda wholesome watching Osborn trying to find a cure to help Peter
"Hey Pete, you're probably looking for a pin now to treat you, right?"
“you look like you just got second place in the science fair” No, he looks like he just got cancer
“You got cancer at my age?” Such an underrated line LMFAO
My respect for Norman just 📈
I have cancer, and I can confirm I missed the part where I say fk cancer
"Misery misery misery. Thats what you've chosen. I offered you cancer and you spat in my face."
🤣🤣🤣 I laughed from the Start of the video to the end.
"40 thousand years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of cancer potential."
"With no pin, comes no responsibility" - Uncle Ben
*"With no good joke comes no pin" -Uncle Ben
My Tumor Markers are tingling. Cancer Man 2024
This is like a PG-13 Deadpool, but without the pool.
Cancer Parker looks like hitman 😂
Cancer-man far from hair
Bro I love your videos. They’re hilarious😂
bro singlehandedly trolled all cancer patient and cancer survivors of the world ☠️💀
We got to see how far Norman Assporn would have gone to save Peter if he had gotten cancer instead of super powers.
1:13 "we don’t know how much he sacrificed" 😭