Target Lady: Meets Her First Lesbian - SNL

2013 ж. 24 Қыр.
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Target Lady (Kristen Wiig), whose odd behavior annoys her customers, encounters her first lesbian (Aidy Bryant) and thinks up unusual uses for maxi-pads and deodorant. With Bobby Moynihan, Kenan Thompson and Vanessa Bayer. [Season 38, 2013]
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  • this is spongebob in real life

    @ryans8524@ryans85244 жыл бұрын
    • Seriously!

      @mikedowner515@mikedowner5153 жыл бұрын
    • How so? Sorry I’m sure I see it. Mind explaining?

      @davidstratton696@davidstratton6963 жыл бұрын
    • @@davidstratton696 have you watched Spongebob, especially earlier seasons? Half his character is just being obscenely enthusiastic about his mediocre-standard life. He's really something of a role model and a perfect Stoic. Him and Squidward, who work almost the same job, play off each other. Squidward judges everything in his life as incomplete and substandard. He plays Clarinet, badly, but cries and dreams of being the best. Spongebob jellyfishes, (and does Karate) and each day he is completely fulfilled by it. They're both being exploited by Mr Krabs and working the definition of a dead end job. However, in the first episode Spongebob makes working at the Krabby Patty his singular, crown goal, is tremendously focused on it, and has overjoyed when he lands it. This is a good model for happiness: unconcern with general standards of achievement, the single mindedness to ones own reachable goals, and the joy and fulfillment from struggling towards them. However, Spongebob benefits frk

      @kennethsagers8576@kennethsagers85763 жыл бұрын
    • @@davidstratton696 He does benefit from being oblivious. There are scenes where Spongebob has interactions with customers very parallel to this SNL skit, where he clearly has made the task of serving a krabby patty something of Olympic importance to him, and a customer with eyelids half down just goes something like "Yeah man I just want a burger okay." Obviously it's silly how unaware he is of other's experiences, but I think there's a lesson in there still, how beautifully he lives in a world where the things he is focused on are reasons to be lively, work hard, do his best with what's in front of him, soak in the joys life offers him, and to tune in, rather than to go through life being a Squidward, half awake, worrying about constructed standards of perfection and achievement, constantly feeling trapped by circumstances beyond his power. In a way, we should selectively aim for Spongebob's ignorance, or rather what it offers him.

      @kennethsagers8576@kennethsagers85763 жыл бұрын
    • @@davidstratton696 the target lady, without other context, doesn't showcase this philosophy as well, the point is that she's just eccentric and a little annoying, but the scene does mirror scenes from Spongebob almost perfectly

      @kennethsagers8576@kennethsagers85763 жыл бұрын
  • target lady: do you all wear vests? also target lady: *is wearing a vest*

    @foxoxo4782@foxoxo47823 жыл бұрын
    • 😒🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂🤔I mean.....

      @Poundgamepro1@Poundgamepro13 жыл бұрын
    • I noticed that!

      @silyknow@silyknow3 жыл бұрын
    • A work vest...

      @Emma-nw2xg@Emma-nw2xg3 жыл бұрын
    • I didn't get that because we call them waistcoats over here.

      @andrewmorrice9139@andrewmorrice91393 жыл бұрын
    • @@Emma-nw2xg still a vest

      @mol-lenie2056@mol-lenie20563 жыл бұрын
  • No one: Flat earthers: Flat is where it’s at girlfriend!

    @moynkey@moynkey3 жыл бұрын
    • This comment 🤣

      @diazisbaby1916@diazisbaby19163 жыл бұрын
    • Could u plz explain "the flat...gfs" part?

      @Hadjer__@Hadjer__3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Hadjer__ The video will answer your question.

      @sandisandii2033@sandisandii20333 жыл бұрын
    • Normal People: “Pretty sure it isn’t...”

      @gracetaylorsversion3815@gracetaylorsversion38152 жыл бұрын
    • "You just stick two of these down your pants to make your rear end a TOPOGRAPHICAL PLANE!!"

      @quokka_11@quokka_112 жыл бұрын
  • Why do I get the feeling she takes antidepressants and caffeine pills at the same time with alcohol before she goes to work.

    @bluerichards3928@bluerichards39283 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂

      @erinjoy5625@erinjoy56253 жыл бұрын
    • lol

      @randybaker3256@randybaker32563 жыл бұрын
    • Nope, alcohol is a depressant, she takes chocolate covered espresso beans, 3 " jolt" colas, and no doze. Haha Kate wrote this

      @davidrenzetti5964@davidrenzetti59643 жыл бұрын
    • I suspect she snorts a thing or two as well - And/or makes use of suppositories

      @simonfrederiksen104@simonfrederiksen1043 жыл бұрын
    • Adderall lol

      @AGoodHairDay@AGoodHairDay3 жыл бұрын
  • I actually just had a meal at the Minneapolis airport and the waitress acted just like this. So positive. So happy. So confusing. It scared me. I loved it.

    @kateSullivan3927@kateSullivan39275 жыл бұрын
    • But did she run away to grab a replica of something you had?

      @courtneykleiner9666@courtneykleiner96665 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao 😂😂😂😂

      @AndreaGarcia-zz7jz@AndreaGarcia-zz7jz5 жыл бұрын
    • Kate Conway Minnesota nice 😊

      @egetty6852@egetty68524 жыл бұрын
    • Kate Conway as a Minnesotan now living in LA, I’d do anything to experience this type of customer service!

      @alidacarlson2107@alidacarlson21074 жыл бұрын
    • E Getty I live in MN and NO one is nice here anymore. Who is this crazy unusual woman you met?

      @AKayfabe@AKayfabe4 жыл бұрын
  • "I like to cut out the models' eyes and put them on my eyelids so when I'm asleep my birds never feel alone and the ghosts think I'm AWAKE!" LMFAO

    @emilyroberts3832@emilyroberts38325 жыл бұрын
    • OMG. the best.

      @haintedhouse3052@haintedhouse30524 жыл бұрын
    • It really got me, it's the reason I keep watching it.

      @33lauraj@33lauraj4 жыл бұрын
    • Lol flat is where it’s at girlfriend 😝

      @MirandaInCanada@MirandaInCanada4 жыл бұрын
    • What does LMFAO mean - Laughing My Fat Ass Off ?!

      @kincaidscourt8768@kincaidscourt87684 жыл бұрын
    • Omg I just read this while that moment played

      @jaiashmon5544@jaiashmon55444 жыл бұрын
  • "I'm on the clock and ready to rock", imma use this line at work

    @whitelion1111@whitelion11113 жыл бұрын
    • On behalf of your coworkers, please don’t do that.

      @NAConen@NAConen3 жыл бұрын
    • @@NAConen they like it

      @whitelion1111@whitelion11113 жыл бұрын
    • But you gotta raise your arms and scream it when you say it

      @JozeeWalz@JozeeWalz2 жыл бұрын
    • @@JozeeWalz hell yeah, and my sunglasses on

      @whitelion1111@whitelion11112 жыл бұрын
    • You still doin it?

      @kieneo8536@kieneo85362 жыл бұрын
  • I find it so funny that the other cashier calls her “Target Lady”

    @harvhawkins21@harvhawkins212 жыл бұрын
  • They need to make a skit called Walmart guy who is a college student that is extremely depressed and has lack of remorse for shoppers.

    @I_O246@I_O2463 жыл бұрын
    • Do you mean Pete Davidson

      @jessesteen401@jessesteen4013 жыл бұрын
    • Jesse Steen he can be the guy lmfao 😂😂

      @I_O246@I_O2463 жыл бұрын
    • No. We do not need art imitating life.

      @Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry3 жыл бұрын
    • do you mean: me? I'm not a dude, but I can improvise.

      @leaf6356@leaf63563 жыл бұрын
    • thats not funny. thats depressing.... A Bernie Sanders supporter too.

      @CaptainSpalding72@CaptainSpalding723 жыл бұрын
  • “Stereotype BUSTED! Ya lern something every day at Terrget!”

    @pidgespacechild4450@pidgespacechild44505 жыл бұрын
    • Best quote tbh. Nice profile pic too btw

      @marlowpop@marlowpop5 жыл бұрын
    • She's an amazing actress of that there is no doubt! However... All 6 Hollywood Mega studios are owned by communist China > Who wants everyone disarmed! ... Inter fighting character assassination smearing/ it's all Rules for Radicals very satanic Saul Alinsky ... Alex Jones is going to "hopefully" have comedy hours >can you imagine truth content >straight through to the human comedic psyche / intake and absorption of the truth/ for the good people of the country... not garbage like this! / Falsely smearing companies for self-gain/ and their gain is > to give the country over to the Communist Chinese!... We need comedy that is factually truthful> not Tavistock level overthrow of the United States/ based on Civil War in-fighting/ based on BS character assassination... SNL has adopted a new slogan of treason?/ false comedy based on false realities /to please the genocide freaks that enslave the masses> in communist China... Why? > because they thought they were going to Overthrow us and Rule through world domination> ... Using NAFTA Billions > commie Chinese have ownership of our entertainment capital ... Trump won in a landslide both electoral and popular votes ... and these treasonous Americans that are getting paid (like tools) for those who are attempting to overthrow the country ... are finding themselves as the small deeply infected evil group /in the corner/ with big lenses to make themselves look Ginormous... they're the paper tigers / this type of Comedy will be studied and watched for> in the future ... Pushing false realities through comedy Paid for by the authoritarians!... Trotsky Stalin Lenin Mao seduce then kill over a hundred million people ... be careful what you laugh at ///

      @SarabellaGignac@SarabellaGignac4 жыл бұрын
    • Sarabella Gignac ok so what do I do or need to know?

      @michellesitton100@michellesitton1004 жыл бұрын
    • Work at WALMART and you'll do more than learn something new every day - you're eyes will see such horrors unknown to most people!

      @faerieSAALE@faerieSAALE4 жыл бұрын
    • TERRGET must have loved this constant running satire.

      @faerieSAALE@faerieSAALE4 жыл бұрын
  • "I learned that Coca-Cola was dark brown" Mind blown

    @JGunit@JGunit3 жыл бұрын
    • Dark brown Coke Matter. :))))

      @dncviorel@dncviorel3 жыл бұрын
    • I believe the preferred term is _caramel._

      @-oiiio-3993@-oiiio-3993Ай бұрын
  • I was getting so annoyed by her voice and character then I realized that it just proves how good of an actor she is.

    @ASC3NS10N@ASC3NS10N3 жыл бұрын
  • i hate hate hate, when cashiers comment on my purchases

    @brianlash154@brianlash1544 жыл бұрын
    • I thought I was the only one. I especially hate when they read my cards...

      @FitFoxxyMama@FitFoxxyMama4 жыл бұрын
    • I hate when they take a drive to Florida every month

      @marianolasco251@marianolasco2514 жыл бұрын
    • I had a teenager do that at Walgreens when I was making a rather private errand. The awakardness...🙄😬

      @DragonHeir92@DragonHeir924 жыл бұрын
    • I had an old woman cashier the other week ring up my purchases with a running commentary, including that “no one would wear a turquoise blue skirt” and that two of the shirts I got looked like “handkerchiefs in her husbands drawer”. I didn’t tell her to go fuck herself, but I wanted to.

      @sandyt3104@sandyt31044 жыл бұрын
    • @HN My literal job is being the cashier for self checkout. The only real thing you do by yourself in self checkout is scan the items. Especially at my store becuase the scales are so sensitive.

      @flamegenie3923@flamegenie39234 жыл бұрын
  • “Drives to Florida just to get a quick look at Florida”😂😂😂

    @Michaelmahony43@Michaelmahony433 жыл бұрын
    • And when a man and woman love each other very much, they go check out Canada!

      @suzbone@suzbone3 жыл бұрын
    • @@suzbone ooh, let the writers' strike continue

      @davidrmoran@davidrmoran3 жыл бұрын
    • I honestly cant believe this is the same person playing Cheetah on Wonder Woman!

      @jen7@jen73 жыл бұрын
    • I think about this daily

      @briank5357@briank53573 жыл бұрын
    • Swear as teenagers in the 70s. SE Pa. We did just that. 24 hour burn n turn. Cross the line and come home. 24 hours 1 way

      @jeromeduffy9270@jeromeduffy92703 жыл бұрын
  • the "half of an almond" part gets me every time. Kristen Wiig is a legend. She can play any type of character, and go above and beyond what was expected.

    @tyffaneelavely8087@tyffaneelavely8087 Жыл бұрын
    • I really wish to have constant conversations with you, it will give me great pleasure if we get to know each other more better..🙏🥰🙏

      @jaimegscott5476@jaimegscott5476 Жыл бұрын
    • agreed and it's "half of an owlmond"

      @haintedhouse2990@haintedhouse2990 Жыл бұрын
  • Kenan always looks like hes trying very hard to hold back a smile/laugh

    @rupshasen1835@rupshasen18353 жыл бұрын
  • I love how Kristen plays annoying character too well.

    @samluthenberg1751@samluthenberg17513 жыл бұрын
    • Cause she is annoying😂

      @annamariamazzola7486@annamariamazzola74863 жыл бұрын
    • Cause she is really annoying and cringe in real life

      @Dizzie_Borden@Dizzie_Borden3 жыл бұрын
    • I hate how people love to post negative shit under positive sweet comments 🙄

      @Melanie-jy2nw@Melanie-jy2nw3 жыл бұрын
    • She's got such a great range tho, funniest chick i know

      @ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e@ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Dizzie_Borden sooooooooooooooo not.

      @justanotherdirectioner3463@justanotherdirectioner34633 жыл бұрын
  • “On the clock, ready to rock” My new saying when going to work.

    @quinnrouse3520@quinnrouse35205 жыл бұрын
    • Quinn Rouse I bet your coworkers make fun of you behind your back

      @KuChiPhuc@KuChiPhuc5 жыл бұрын
    • @@KuChiPhuc - alright, "Dick"...

      @jacrispy3275@jacrispy32754 жыл бұрын
    • Rock is what she's smoking. FLA. LOL.

      @richardaylesworth1783@richardaylesworth17834 жыл бұрын
    • Mathew C. Just trying to live up to the Internet persona given to me by Bill Gates in 1983 when I defeated him in an arm wrestling match for the ages!

      @KuChiPhuc@KuChiPhuc4 жыл бұрын
    • @@KuChiPhuc - good job, I applaud you. Besides, Ol' Iron-abs Crabs could beat anyone in an armwrestling contest, with those damn pinchers.

      @jacrispy3275@jacrispy32754 жыл бұрын
  • One time I was buying a bag of Doritos, a case of green tea, and some colored pencils and the cashier asked me if I was having a party...reminds me of Target lady!

    @hannahbobanana1561@hannahbobanana15613 жыл бұрын
    • For some reason I find this really cute😂

      @Diction.ari247@Diction.ari2473 жыл бұрын
    • @@Diction.ari247 hahaha I was like “no but you can come over if you want?” 😂

      @hannahbobanana1561@hannahbobanana15613 жыл бұрын
    • This people (the cashiers) have a very boring job...if they're in mood of a small talk, most likely they really need some kind of stimulent to snap them out of their reality, so it's nice to act accordingly. I always play along with this people if they feel like talking, we live in a society after all.

      @dncviorel@dncviorel3 жыл бұрын
    • @@dncviorel for sure! I work a front desk and almost beg for engagement. It was also New Years and I was like “heck yeah come over!” lol

      @hannahbobanana1561@hannahbobanana15613 жыл бұрын
    • My kind of party.

      @AmoebaInk@AmoebaInk Жыл бұрын
  • “I don’t know you. But I have a feeling you are.” I’ve been there

    @Pippa87@Pippa873 жыл бұрын
  • Target lady is really my inner monologue

    @kyliealyssa1436@kyliealyssa14365 жыл бұрын
    • Aw Yiss saaaaameee 😂

      @ghost-dude867@ghost-dude8675 жыл бұрын
    • You mean terget? Do you need half an elmand?

      @CosmaPaulaton@CosmaPaulaton5 жыл бұрын
    • i saw your comment yesterday and i let it swish around ferment then infect me again. And the verdict i came up with is: That we should duck. p.s. replace the d with f ;)

      @Mynipplesmychoice@Mynipplesmychoice5 жыл бұрын
    • Aw Yiss “are you a hoarder?”

      @arandompersonontheinternet8726@arandompersonontheinternet87265 жыл бұрын
    • @@Mynipplesmychoice s

      @devika1230@devika12305 жыл бұрын
  • The almond thing killed me!😂 I luv the way she says "ale-mond"

    @bleach7343@bleach73434 жыл бұрын
    • Vampire Queen that’s how I pronounce it just to be obnoxious!! 😂

      @lindseybertke7999@lindseybertke79994 жыл бұрын
    • I didnt even realize that's what she was saying at first. Lol

      @loveschile7339@loveschile73393 жыл бұрын
    • Beta dan gas oh lean

      @nancyvalladares8157@nancyvalladares81573 жыл бұрын
    • Yasss

      @jusme164@jusme1643 жыл бұрын
    • I thought it was an m&m 😂

      @xyz86457@xyz864573 жыл бұрын
  • Anybody here watching this get after the April 2024 Target Circle Week commercials with Kristen whigg in them?

    @shopsshire9282@shopsshire928217 күн бұрын
  • Kristen is such a force of nature! I love how much enthusiasm she brought to all of her sketches. SNL misses you, Kristen!

    @C-5Arts@C-5Arts3 жыл бұрын
    • C-5 Arts That send off dance in her last episode 😭

      @JozeeWalz@JozeeWalz2 жыл бұрын
  • Whoever writes the target lady scripts is a genuine genius.

    @en273@en2735 жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @lizmowrey9866@lizmowrey98665 жыл бұрын
    • en273 Kristen Wiig came up with the character.

      @KP-zb1tr@KP-zb1tr4 жыл бұрын
    • he's right. This is a rip off from another show

      @austinisafk6758@austinisafk67584 жыл бұрын
    • Mad TV writers wrote this skit first. I hate when shows bite off of other shows...just pure laziness AF.

      4 жыл бұрын
    • They write their own skits...

      @starrfishhill@starrfishhill4 жыл бұрын
  • "Voids take a lot of energy, I think I'll need half of an almond" I laughed until I got a headache

    @possumpropaganda6684@possumpropaganda66844 жыл бұрын
    • Are you SERIOUS?!?! You laughed at that??? You must have just hit a bong if you think that's funny. Make sure you never watch old reruns of SNL from back in the '90s. Your head will explode.

      @williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns17213 жыл бұрын
    • @@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 buh bye.

      @possumpropaganda6684@possumpropaganda66843 жыл бұрын
    • Possum Propaganda - A headache? Oh, poor baby. Here, have half of this aspirin. But watch out for the head rush.

      @AbsentWithoutLeaving@AbsentWithoutLeaving3 жыл бұрын
    • Are ok? Have you eaten your half of an almond today? I don’t want you faint for having low glucose levels in your blood

      @moynkey@moynkey3 жыл бұрын
    • @@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 who hurt you

      @abic9048@abic90483 жыл бұрын
  • The fact that Target brought this skit to LIFE 😂😂

    @Versace_Hottie@Versace_Hottie29 күн бұрын
    • Oooooh, ok now I get it. Thought either Target sold time machines or somehow KZhead had the wrong video date.

      @flygrrrrl3753@flygrrrrl375311 күн бұрын
  • I'm sorry but the "Are you a hoarder" That's the best line ever

    @VictorMartinez-eu3zl@VictorMartinez-eu3zl3 жыл бұрын
  • "Every month, a woman... - drives to Florida just to take a quick look at Florida?"

    @shortjohnsilver4605@shortjohnsilver46055 жыл бұрын
    • I got the 666th like

      @theflyingdino7749@theflyingdino77495 жыл бұрын
    • TOASTED DINO SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!

      @SkyrimKnight1@SkyrimKnight15 жыл бұрын
    • They must have a waterfall somewhere in Florida or it must be warm... at the beach

      @masterchief5437@masterchief54375 жыл бұрын
    • i don’t get it chief

      @SkyrimKnight1@SkyrimKnight15 жыл бұрын
    • @@SkyrimKnight1 its just me being rude with jokes lol

      @masterchief5437@masterchief54375 жыл бұрын
  • *gets anxiety because she never picked up the 40 dollars cash off the conveyor belt*

    @charlesk2343@charlesk23435 жыл бұрын
    • Charles k now you gave me some.

      @sadboycaesar8718@sadboycaesar87185 жыл бұрын
    • Charles k The black guy stole it 🤣

      @superagario9249@superagario92494 жыл бұрын
    • @@superagario9249 he left it there, as did the other actors. like you, i watched it.

      @carlcushmanhybels8159@carlcushmanhybels81594 жыл бұрын
    • I'm wondering how a movie, paper plates and deodorant cost almost $40.00.

      @junemoon4826@junemoon48264 жыл бұрын
    • Ikr!

      @XeninaCalifornia@XeninaCalifornia4 жыл бұрын
  • Actually, I kinda love how she appreciates the small things

    @fdm1209@fdm12092 жыл бұрын
  • 4:03 BAHAHAAA I lost it!! The reasoning was HILARIOUS! Hahahaa!

    @MINA-yq4cc@MINA-yq4cc3 жыл бұрын
  • My sociology teacher says “stereotype busted!” and I just got that reference.

    @beeleg@beeleg4 жыл бұрын
    • pleasant features.

      @Miolnir3@Miolnir34 жыл бұрын
    • FacTor what?

      @beeleg@beeleg4 жыл бұрын
    • The face. The girl in your profile picture... If that's actually you, let me blush real quick... (#^_^#) :P

      @Miolnir3@Miolnir34 жыл бұрын
    • FacTor oh lol, yeah that’s me. Thank you :)

      @beeleg@beeleg4 жыл бұрын
    • @@beeleg : I didn't know that people used their own picture.

      @louistournas120@louistournas1204 жыл бұрын
  • There is a girl in my class who has this personality. She drives me insane.

    @tresimons9935@tresimons99354 жыл бұрын
    • 😝😂

      @oceanicblue3773@oceanicblue37734 жыл бұрын
    • Ellen DeGeneres as disappointed me after our movement she's gone a liar ,cold hearted I believed her about being nice I will want nothing or associate with her!!!!! Chantal schug Minnesota, Brooklyn park

      @chantalschug9557@chantalschug95573 жыл бұрын
    • Chantal Schug what

      @thepuffin4920@thepuffin49203 жыл бұрын
    • @@chantalschug9557 Are you ok?

      @barbarabermudes1287@barbarabermudes12873 жыл бұрын
    • Sounds annoying

      @ramonanaya6236@ramonanaya62363 жыл бұрын
  • Why hasn’t Target utilized the Target Lady/Kristen Wiig to make a real commercial yet? I don’t care how much she’d charge for her services it would be worth it! Come on #Target #SNL

    @matthewscott1091@matthewscott10913 жыл бұрын
    • They did today 🎉

      @mizrainmedellin@mizrainmedellinАй бұрын
    • She has now

      @Rayfillet-ss8hf@Rayfillet-ss8hfАй бұрын
  • the way she puts up her hands up when she’s excited is SO FUNNY😭

    @jana_d6186@jana_d61862 жыл бұрын
  • "I better eat that other half of the almond" LOL.

    @JOTennisVid@JOTennisVid6 жыл бұрын
    • Im better

      @gregdebacker4998@gregdebacker49985 жыл бұрын
    • I've seen a couple versions of this skit now. Seems like a character in search of a writer.

      @Tubebrerry@Tubebrerry5 жыл бұрын
    • That'sa what I'ma thinkin'.

      @Tubebrerry@Tubebrerry5 жыл бұрын
    • JOTennisVid kzhead.info/sun/ocudnshpsHSPmWg/bejne.html

      @rammehta6864@rammehta68645 жыл бұрын
    • Better!

      @ohiosouthpaw1@ohiosouthpaw15 жыл бұрын
  • 'Are you a hoarder?' killed me LMAO

    @LonelyHunter995@LonelyHunter9958 жыл бұрын
    • +Lasse Meaning?

      @rajinidemurugan5843@rajinidemurugan58438 жыл бұрын
    • +Rajini de Murugan a hoarder is a person who hoards things. like a dragon. things. more things. all the things. roarrrrrr.

      @szinga@szinga8 жыл бұрын
    • +Rajini de Murugan Make a picture search on "hoarder" and you'll now what kind of a person a hoarder is. :-)

      @brottarnacke@brottarnacke8 жыл бұрын
    • purplinko nice try to ruin my childhood. i applaud you, it almost worked. :o

      @szinga@szinga8 жыл бұрын
    • Lasse A 553+

      @Frankygoestohull1@Frankygoestohull15 жыл бұрын
  • who ever laughs at 2:02 rlly loud has the best laugh i’ve ever heard

    @isabellaperini8940@isabellaperini89402 жыл бұрын
  • Aidy: "my girlfriend is waiting in the car." Kate: Is in the car. YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

    @zeldahandel6211@zeldahandel62113 жыл бұрын
  • That terrget ladie reminds me of my 8 year old cousin. They look exactly alike, talk the same, and are both really enthusiastic about everything for no reason

    @avac1140@avac11405 жыл бұрын
    • HAHAHA YOUR SENTENCE WAS SO FUN TO READ!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      @midinerd@midinerd5 жыл бұрын
    • Ava Coiner SAME

      @akaak8029@akaak80295 жыл бұрын
    • lady. the way you chose to spell it was so odd lol also, your cousin sounds great. what an I interesting child.

      @mar2d258@mar2d2585 жыл бұрын
    • Mania. Bipolar I or II

      @silkishiding3513@silkishiding35135 жыл бұрын
    • She reminds me of this girl I used to work with at McDonalds. I went to high school with her and she was a little insane. She’d also sing loudly during her breaks and when there was downtime

      @noneya7910@noneya79105 жыл бұрын
  • “Are yew a hoarder? ...Cause sometimes I think I am.” “I don’t know you. But I have a feeling that you are.”

    @ladydjiv@ladydjiv4 жыл бұрын
  • Kristen Wiig was stellar on SNL. She always committed 100% and never broke character to laugh. She is a comedy superhero. So many great characters that she brought to live .

    @deanabug777@deanabug7773 жыл бұрын
  • The fact that this character is the main character for the new target commercials is crazy.

    @nothing1075@nothing107520 күн бұрын
  • The most unrealistic part about these videos is that everyone only leaves with like 5 items

    @boyinabottle3205@boyinabottle32054 жыл бұрын
    • Nailed it

      @brentpeterson5526@brentpeterson55264 жыл бұрын
    • Lol...yeah, right! No one, and I mean no one goes into a Target, Wal-Mart, grocery store or ANY DOLLAR STORE (I dare you!)and come out with what your "singular" purchase (yeah, right) OR just 5 intended items. NO ONE DOES THAT. All good intentions are thrown to the wind and you end up spending at least $10(or buying 8-10 items instead). 😄😂

      @veeglover@veeglover4 жыл бұрын
    • 😆

      @veeglover@veeglover4 жыл бұрын
    • Boyinabottle I could NEVER do that anywhere! Especially Dollar Tree. Lol

      @joncampos5551@joncampos55514 жыл бұрын
    • @@veeglover I do it all the time

      @johncotter1600@johncotter16004 жыл бұрын
  • STEREOTYPE BUSTED! I learn something everyday at Terrrget!

    @liviusss@liviusss5 жыл бұрын
    • liviusss yesterday I learned that Coca Cola is derrk brown

      @lordcerrousV@lordcerrousV5 жыл бұрын
    • lol!

      @bombdottcom111@bombdottcom1115 жыл бұрын
    • 😂👍

      @cattathat@cattathat5 жыл бұрын
    • i read this as she said it lmao

      @rockyturnage6343@rockyturnage63435 жыл бұрын
    • That line was actually adorable owo

      @_vashuni_2924@_vashuni_29245 жыл бұрын
  • "Yesterday I learned that Coca-Cola is dark brown" my favorite line tbh

    @illwind@illwind2 жыл бұрын
  • "So the ghosts think I'm awake" omg that's awesome haha

    @ericrinald6249@ericrinald6249 Жыл бұрын
  • “Flat is where it’s at, girlfriend!” 😂

    @EJartistry@EJartistry3 жыл бұрын
    • Dang, me and my 'shovel butt' are workin' it......

      @mikedowner515@mikedowner5153 жыл бұрын
    • Flat is justice.

      @Edible_Kittens@Edible_Kittens3 жыл бұрын
    • ☠️☠️☠️

      @vwd3437@vwd34373 жыл бұрын
    • She a lesbian

      @lizzyfredrick2363@lizzyfredrick23633 жыл бұрын
  • Kristen wigg is wearing a wig

    @nelysilva7489@nelysilva74895 жыл бұрын
    • Wiig

      @hgb0005@hgb00054 жыл бұрын
    • Such a wiggceptional comment

      @maximilianraphael9853@maximilianraphael98534 жыл бұрын
    • Wiig

      @namesurname8460@namesurname84604 жыл бұрын
    • thigg

      @lemonierfroggie4904@lemonierfroggie49044 жыл бұрын
    • not necessarily

      @xl000@xl0004 жыл бұрын
  • I watch this over and over and can’t stop laughing every single time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @lgstar3363@lgstar3363 Жыл бұрын
  • Surprised to see funny SNL content from 10 years ago. What a delightful little gem! Surf Wisely.

    @dolst@dolstАй бұрын
  • Saying the word girlfriend doesn't necessarily mean lesbian, every woman over 50 I've ever met has used that word to just refer to female friends.

    @icantthinkofanything798@icantthinkofanything7984 жыл бұрын
    • i cant think of anything or just a lesbian

      @nebulanoir69@nebulanoir694 жыл бұрын
    • Right that's how I describe my girl friends.

      @carmita135@carmita1354 жыл бұрын
    • JUST GALS BEING PALS

      @dumbb6178@dumbb61784 жыл бұрын
    • It’s true, my great aunt always says that and it confused me when I was younger haha

      @kiramiryam208@kiramiryam2084 жыл бұрын
    • Or they could be bi/pan.

      @Tonithealtwing@Tonithealtwing4 жыл бұрын
  • is there any role she CANT do? she is a genius

    @padphak2021@padphak20217 жыл бұрын
    • yeah, Kristen wiig is hilarious

      @yasmin030ya@yasmin030ya7 жыл бұрын
    • actress

      @zac-lemacaque@zac-lemacaque7 жыл бұрын
    • ***** oh K, i Guess i shouldn't give lesson as à french noobie

      @zac-lemacaque@zac-lemacaque7 жыл бұрын
    • Fuck you everybody

      @wce4eva843@wce4eva8436 жыл бұрын
    • WCE4Eva! Why? Rude...

      @wrenegade6283@wrenegade62836 жыл бұрын
  • I know you're supposed to be annoyed with her or hate her but I honestly love her. Like she's crazy but she's so genuine like I can't help but enjoy her

    @evelyns5258@evelyns52583 жыл бұрын
  • $38.51 for a Madagascar DVD, Degree deodorant and paper plates? That still doesn't seem right lol

    @wicky1@wicky1 Жыл бұрын
  • "I cut the model's eyes and put them on my eyelids so that the birds dont feel alone when i am asleep and the ghosts would think tht i am awake...!!!" How can anybody can come up wid smthing like this...?? hahahaha Love you Kirsten soooooo much!!!

    @devendra_c@devendra_c10 жыл бұрын
    • Devendra Chaure I 100% bet John Mulaney wrote that, it's such a him thing to say 😅

      @Lauren-hq8uf@Lauren-hq8uf6 жыл бұрын
    • Kirsten used Target Lady in her audition so I'm sure the bulk of that character is written by herself. That said, it does sound like a Mulaney line.

      @kit-fg9ev@kit-fg9ev5 жыл бұрын
    • It wasn't even funny

      @ohyeah2080@ohyeah20805 жыл бұрын
    • Oh Yeah? Ah it was to some people. Not to others :)

      @ritamcintyre8203@ritamcintyre82035 жыл бұрын
    • AHAHAAHAHAHA I Loved that one!!!

      @sarahmcclanahan8006@sarahmcclanahan80065 жыл бұрын
  • Target Lady *eats the other almond half* My brain: R E S T O R A T I O N 1 0 0

    @cyanspartan1757@cyanspartan17573 жыл бұрын
  • Reminds me of a lady I worked with at my old job, this is an almost identical persona. Very eccentric and not great with social cues but always super nice and talkative. We didn’t talk too much at work and the store closed down a few years ago, but she still always wishes me happy birthday on Facebook.

    @codyfromhumanresources6435@codyfromhumanresources6435 Жыл бұрын
  • Her accent cracks me up. This is my favorite character of Kristin Wiig’s.

    @Shteve67@Shteve673 жыл бұрын
  • The way she looked at her when she mentioned her girlfriend is literally anyone at my school whenever I mention the girl I like

    @anniesiegel153@anniesiegel1534 жыл бұрын
    • How old are u?

      @jeanakatherine9369@jeanakatherine93694 жыл бұрын
    • Pay no attention to them, things get much better after you finish school.

      @imcallingjapan2178@imcallingjapan21784 жыл бұрын
    • @blad90 Oh shut the fuck up.

      @obsessedshipper6267@obsessedshipper62674 жыл бұрын
    • Nobody cares, it's 2019. if you're going to target to get instagram cred for your throwaway 'bisexual' girlfriend then go get bent.

      @Sarkam@Sarkam4 жыл бұрын
    • @blad90 You seem to care a whole lot about this. Are you gay, dearie?

      @Koikama@Koikama4 жыл бұрын
  • "Does she have hair that looks like she got bangs that go all around her head and never stop?"

    @cyndiscofield9162@cyndiscofield91624 жыл бұрын
    • No, that would be club kid Macauley Culkin.

      @AbsentWithoutLeaving@AbsentWithoutLeaving3 жыл бұрын
    • Bowl cut, baby

      @aprilshowers261@aprilshowers2613 жыл бұрын
  • Target new commercial brought you here 🎯

    @jorgecardenas5773@jorgecardenas5773Ай бұрын
  • I love her, and I constantly laugh at THIS target lady sketch the HALF an ALMOND just makes me burst out laughing every single TIME, I now say it even if im eating a handful, IT WORKED! !! we love you Kristen!!

    @tas22222@tas22222Ай бұрын
  • I love how she asks "Where did did you get this" then runs off with the product😂😂😂😂

    @barnabaskathindi621@barnabaskathindi6214 жыл бұрын
    • Barnabas Kathindi same, the first time I watched it and she said that I legit laughed so much I was crying. It was even more hysterical when she didn't know the purpose of the maxi pads 🤣🤣🤣

      @STACIOUS7@STACIOUS74 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂

      @Eleahchris@Eleahchris4 жыл бұрын
    • 😅😂😂😂

      @yasminister2011@yasminister20112 жыл бұрын
  • "My eyes feel like I have been staring at the sun AGAIN." DAMMIT TARGET LADY

    @leathelesbo865@leathelesbo8654 жыл бұрын
    • What was the name of the anime on your profile pic? just a nostalgic curiosity, that's all.

      @Miolnir3@Miolnir34 жыл бұрын
    • @@Miolnir3 Sailor Moon hahahaha

      @leathelesbo865@leathelesbo8654 жыл бұрын
    • Terget

      @daisymay6684@daisymay66844 жыл бұрын
    • @@daisymay6684 WELCOME TO TERGRRT!

      @bleach7343@bleach73434 жыл бұрын
  • There's a Target Lady so similar to this at my nearest Kmart. I overheard her co-worker saying to her "what are you on though? Seriously!" 😂

    @iosoi3145@iosoi31458 ай бұрын
    • 😂 i worked with a woman that kinda reminds me of this wacko lol. She was one of the strangest folks you or i would ever meet. I like nerds, geeks, quirky, goofy, silly people, but she always has to be Extra. Always has to be in opposition. The main thing i never understood was her hypocrisy. And her daily failure to wash her hands after using the restroom 😝

      @opaqueblackhole@opaqueblackhole7 ай бұрын
  • why is no one talking about how a dvd, deodorant & some paper plates costed $38 • edit: *cost. lmao english isn’t my first language 😭 i didn’t think it would get more than 2 likes let alone have 10 people in the replies crying abt my grammar. my deepest condolences to all the people who seem to be deeply affected by my grammar😂😂

    @MassiveGamingBeast@MassiveGamingBeast4 жыл бұрын
    • Let's assume the setting is in a Target in Los Angeles, where the sales tax rate is 9.5%. Even though it'd be ridiculous, let's say the DVD was $25.99, plates were $5.99, and the deodorant was $3.19. That gets you to $35 and change, and add tax to that, you've got a total of about $38. Of course, there's no way a 2005 movie would be 26 fucking dollars in 2013, so my argument falls flat.

      @goldengod5915@goldengod59154 жыл бұрын
    • Because the writer's maybe referencing to how expensive Tar-jay is.

      @follojesusfj2705@follojesusfj27054 жыл бұрын
    • @@follojesusfj2705 I really should've thought of this

      @goldengod5915@goldengod59154 жыл бұрын
    • It's target.

      @Thunder_Dome45@Thunder_Dome454 жыл бұрын
    • @@Thunder_Dome45 You're Target

      @goldengod5915@goldengod59154 жыл бұрын
  • “It’ll be 441 dollars.” Literally what it’s like to shop at target.

    @MichelleAndJeff@MichelleAndJeff4 жыл бұрын
    • Shop around, its easy to find better prices than target

      @flashgordon3715@flashgordon37153 жыл бұрын
    • Don't be ridiculous.

      @yankee2666@yankee26663 жыл бұрын
    • shop at Coles

      @sexobscura@sexobscura3 жыл бұрын
    • Better than shopping at Walmart.

      @DrSlick@DrSlick3 жыл бұрын
  • “Don’t worry, I won’t look at your card.” *Sifts through everyone’s items and comments on each one*

    @brodypenn@brodypenn3 жыл бұрын
  • 1st time seeing her character. Those immediate response to every moment she makes so real in her own myriadical style thinking is hilarious, and her flow of matched response in labyrinths of humor every surprise comment are adorable and stealth. Amazing, the missing cashier is priceless. Thank you so much. Laughter is believed one of the greatest healers on Earth.

    @daringmore6892@daringmore68922 жыл бұрын
  • I love that the black guy was immediately like, “screw this I’m out” 🙌🏽

    @marinemccord1059@marinemccord10595 жыл бұрын
    • Jay..... His name is jay

      @jeffreysteik3153@jeffreysteik31534 жыл бұрын
    • Me too

      @bee748@bee7484 жыл бұрын
    • Yes, like most horror situations 😂

      @321330078@3213300784 жыл бұрын
    • What did you love about that?

      @adrianlekay7715@adrianlekay77154 жыл бұрын
    • @Jeffrey Steik am i missing a joke here bc that’s keenan

      @whatlenalikes1674@whatlenalikes16744 жыл бұрын
  • "Drives to Florida just to see Florida " lol

    @janemarsh759@janemarsh7598 жыл бұрын
    • She better not drive to Florida

      @dansingwithpiano4509@dansingwithpiano45095 жыл бұрын
    • @Bob Loblaw More like a rainy, humid marshland.

      @-simplicity7551@-simplicity75515 жыл бұрын
    • @Bob Loblaw Yikes. Yeah its everyones winter escape, but ofc my family drug me there in summer. Worst weather.

      @-simplicity7551@-simplicity75515 жыл бұрын
  • By far one of my most favorite sketches of all time! Hands down!!! 👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌

    @nadine9847@nadine9847Ай бұрын
  • Now whenever I'm at target I always say "ERMAHGERD TERGHET" and people think i'm crazy

    @ifoundmyberries4203@ifoundmyberries42033 жыл бұрын
  • Hey, he called a "guest" a "customer". He's not a real Target employee, excuse me, "team member".

    @GreenWeasel11@GreenWeasel113 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @ajnachakraguy@ajnachakraguy3 жыл бұрын
    • @Nathan Taffijn Well, maybe a few. I saw someone get arrested in the parking lot for shoplifting when I worked there.

      @GreenWeasel11@GreenWeasel113 жыл бұрын
    • As a former target team member, I aggressively looked through the comments to see if anyone else noticed.

      @phoeberulesall1294@phoeberulesall12943 жыл бұрын
    • @@phoeberulesall1294 and nobody mentioned the RedCard! Not that I blame them.

      @GreenWeasel11@GreenWeasel113 жыл бұрын
    • I think calling a customer a guest is just plain weird. Just like calling a team employee a team member is even more weird.

      @denisecontreras1635@denisecontreras16353 жыл бұрын
  • "It's just a job!" he tells the person whose name is literally Target Lady.

    @BlueMHart@BlueMHart3 жыл бұрын
    • No

      @johnhawley9717@johnhawley97173 жыл бұрын
    • i headcannon that she doesnt actually work there, she just really likes the job and showed up one day. no one knows her real name so they just call her "target lady". they just kinda let her do whatever the fuck she wants.

      @transmission5694@transmission56942 жыл бұрын
  • She made me so happy to see her this circle week hahaha this target lady character is the new Flo, Kristen is a legend!

    @MsTinkerbelle87@MsTinkerbelle87Ай бұрын
  • This is the kind of energy I needed today .

    @jacobtheguitarman7584@jacobtheguitarman75843 жыл бұрын
  • WELCOME TO TERGET

    @heyitsnathanofficial@heyitsnathanofficial8 жыл бұрын
  • The way she says “are you a hoarder” always kills me

    @ryanlilly7264@ryanlilly72643 жыл бұрын
  • The way she pronounces "almond" is hysterical in and of itself.

    @askthepizzaguy@askthepizzaguy6 ай бұрын
  • Wiig Is Funny as Hell

    @PatMahomesBurner15@PatMahomesBurner15Ай бұрын
  • I always feel sad for this lady in this sketch. She is so alone and everybody avoids her.

    @kustomkure@kustomkure7 жыл бұрын
    • Daniel Korolev She has Peg!!

      @pim666@pim6667 жыл бұрын
    • and she's still hanging on, which is even more sad. after every watching these Target Lady sketches I want to give a hug to this lady

      @user-tc1ol9if5j@user-tc1ol9if5j7 жыл бұрын
    • Рустем Стерлигов completely agree, чувак

      @kustomkure@kustomkure7 жыл бұрын
    • belive it or not i once encoutered a target lady like this..she went on talking abd i didnot get a word..i had a headache because of her

      @momof2796@momof27967 жыл бұрын
    • Had the same feelings for the singing lady with tiny hands from other sketch

      @thatdude1278@thatdude12787 жыл бұрын
  • I love Kenan's lil enthused "How come?!" after the Target Lady tells him abt keeping all her magazines. There's just something abt one of her customers finding amusement in her antics instead of annoyance/discomfort that I find endearing.

    @KawaiiLollypop@KawaiiLollypop3 жыл бұрын
  • She plays it so well I can't stomach

    @BarbaraSerena-ul7wx@BarbaraSerena-ul7wx22 күн бұрын
  • I swear the Target Lady character gives me a crap ton of motivation to look forward to my job. I love it.

    @AbbasKhan9364@AbbasKhan93642 жыл бұрын
  • If you met this lady in real life. All you could do is smile awkwardly and try to get out of Target as fast as possible

    @illumi._.@illumi._.5 жыл бұрын
    • oh there is always an employee with a personality at target that's all you want to do is smile and do the work and then GTFO

      @comeausgamingcorner1259@comeausgamingcorner12595 жыл бұрын
    • ILLuminated Onxy Yup, that’s what I do. I always seem to get those types lolol. I learned right away not to say anything. Just smile and nod... than escape as fast as possible before something crazy happens, like they try and up sell me 🤨😂

      @carin5654@carin56545 жыл бұрын
    • I so lazy I swear. It's been 2 months and still didn't fix my grammar mistake

      @illumi._.@illumi._.5 жыл бұрын
    • Why do you think i go to Wal-Mart?

      @btfan-jd6nx@btfan-jd6nx5 жыл бұрын
    • *Turguet

      @libby1611@libby16115 жыл бұрын
  • Kristen Wiig is the queen of comedy ♡

    @leonelguerra380@leonelguerra3809 жыл бұрын
    • +Leonel Guerra ??

      @JK-cs1fd@JK-cs1fd8 жыл бұрын
    • Right on! No-one does awkward characters as awkwardly as Kristen

      @ixlnxs@ixlnxs6 жыл бұрын
    • I say McCarthey

      @djdb1214@djdb12145 жыл бұрын
    • Not even close.

      @forensicsciencefan5645@forensicsciencefan56455 жыл бұрын
    • Leonel Guerra no it’s Melissa McCarthy

      @lordcerrousV@lordcerrousV5 жыл бұрын
  • She plays every part amazingly!!

    @sheenabean9995@sheenabean9995 Жыл бұрын
  • This is so amazing I love everything about snl

    @That_gwrl_El@That_gwrl_El3 жыл бұрын
  • I wish i was as enthusiastic about anything as this woman was about working at Target

    @lookitmom0687@lookitmom06875 жыл бұрын
  • She's such a great actress. This is such an easy role to overdue. But she gets the mannerisms and physical expressions just right.

    @byronsenior6499@byronsenior64993 жыл бұрын
  • One of the best skits, hilarious!!!!

    @marusiamarusia6907@marusiamarusia69072 жыл бұрын
  • I think this might be my favorite of Kristen’s many brilliant characters 😂

    @katebriscoe6103@katebriscoe61038 ай бұрын
  • 2:35 $38.51 for a DVD, deodorant and some paper plates?

    @tomripsin730@tomripsin7305 жыл бұрын
    • Tom Ripsin maybe it was Blu-ray

      @jessn.2665@jessn.26655 жыл бұрын
    • @@jessn.2665 Here's an old guy question: Did they have those in 2013?

      @tomripsin730@tomripsin7305 жыл бұрын
    • You can pay this price at Target in 2018 for these three items if you have the right brands.

      @shopsshire9282@shopsshire92825 жыл бұрын
    • I think $20 was an "escape the Terrrget lady tax"

      @camicupid5306@camicupid53065 жыл бұрын
    • Yes. This is Target we’re talking about.

      @OctoganicAngel@OctoganicAngel5 жыл бұрын
  • $38 for some disposable cocktail plates, Madagascar on DVD and some deodorant?

    @ayatollahrocknrolla@ayatollahrocknrolla6 жыл бұрын
    • ayatollahrocknrolla You know that Madagascar movie was $19.99 @ Target !😂

      @mariyaa111@mariyaa1115 жыл бұрын
    • It's Turget. You pay more for better looking clientele and less risk of communicable diseases.

      @EmeraldView@EmeraldView5 жыл бұрын
    • Always nice looking women at Target!

      @perry_carrey8327@perry_carrey83275 жыл бұрын
    • EmeraldView And it's money well spent!

      @johnprew1792@johnprew17925 жыл бұрын
    • ayatollahrocknrolla Yesss! 🤣 Slap in the face for Target!🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @queenoftruth8543@queenoftruth85435 жыл бұрын
  • Loved the look when she said that her girlfriend was waiting in the car. Hahaha

    @joanl5600@joanl56003 жыл бұрын
  • This is how corporate retailers expect all of their cashiers to be like 😂😂

    @FilmSureelist97@FilmSureelist97 Жыл бұрын
  • 'Are you a hurduh? Cause sometimes I think I am.' 'I don't know you, but I have a feeling that you are.' Every time!

    @JammyBallerina29@JammyBallerina299 жыл бұрын
    • JammyBallerina29 I did not get that. Whats a hurduh?

      @jcxmej@jcxmej8 жыл бұрын
    • It's how I imagine she would phonetically spell the word 'hoarder' :-)

      @JammyBallerina29@JammyBallerina298 жыл бұрын
    • JammyBallerina29 That makes sense then.

      @jcxmej@jcxmej8 жыл бұрын
    • What is a hoarder

      @varmkrieg8611@varmkrieg86116 жыл бұрын
    • Varm Krieg, a person who keeps everything they ever owned or found or been gifted. In the extreme version: All that stuff towers in the house and has only narrow tunnels to walk through.

      @voldamort2740@voldamort27406 жыл бұрын
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