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Personnel are to begin enacting emergency evacuation protocols immediately.
This is Poppy Playtime like you've never seen it before. Sleep well, my friends.
CAST:
Kate: @bubblepopva
Jack: @TheHarmonicGod
DogDay: @TheHarmonicGod
Jebediah: @st4ticfilms
Tom Cruise
CREDITS:
Metahumans + Mocap: @SpectreAnimations
Emotional Support: @jakeryansouthgate
Xoffly
D1GQ
Poppy Remix: @preachrofficial215
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/ @theftking
#PoppyPlaytime #Poppy #VHSTapes #FNAF #FiveNightsAtFreddys
I guess you could say this video was an... _artificial facade._
It indeed was, but a very cool one
It may be from the fraud of a god,but it ain’t bad,and it’s all due to the path that we trod
It might just wanted to heal but its nightmares are real and it may never wake up from we torn apart it wants freedom Freedom freedom freedom freedom it all falls down
We’ll sleep well now dreams dreams knocked out new blooms when playtime sprouts
hay theft king did you miss me please tell me you missed me 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
“I’m just the janitor” Catnap: “understandable, have a great day.”
real
bro so true i was laughing so hard
The ending was surprisingly Catty LOL
I was waking up my whole family when I saw this comment 😭🖐️
Fr
Guy: Dies horribly Janitor: "Are you okay?"
🤣
I WAS GONNNA SAY THAT TOO 😂
"Oh....its broken"
He should've just run
"I see my friend dying horribly" Are you ok? 😂😂😂
“ thank god they didn’t give the cat a pe- “ HAD ME ROLLING 😂😂😂
Same
RIP To mommy💀💀@@Springbunni999
That voice actress absolutely nailed every single one of her lines, god damn, it felt like the character was real. Although the janitor was also pretty relatable with his reactions.
I came expecting seriousness, turned out to be a giant meme, and yet I am not disappointed
Same😂
Seriousness is a word?
@@abrahamrodriguez5313 yes
@@abrahamrodriguez5313yes
@@abrahamrodriguez5313Да
Both the moments at 13:03 and 13:38 absolutely broke my heart… little cat nap was begging for mercy and lil dog day was trying to help!!!🥺🥺🥺 (I mean I get why but jeese Kate…)
Same. DogDay’s little cries were heartbreaking. Props to theft king. I'm currently writing a story where some mini critters do get to see the sun. “The Hour of Cute”.
My man truly gave them a early access to heaven
i know i wish i could hlep them dogday was beggin gfor help and kate still shot him and same the mini catnap this is breaking my heart 😢
i was literally crying, and their little cries broke my heart😭😭😭😭😭😭☠
Me too The Screams..😢 Dogday: I-I cant believe it YOU GOT HER Wait! Don't Shoot I am not like the others I'm still sane (Kate shoot) DOGDAY SCREAMS DOGDAY: (Dogday makes sad noises) (A Few Seconds before Dogday died😭) DOGDAY: I JUST WANTED TO SEE THE SUN ONE MORE TIME...DOGDAY DIED😭😭😭 HIS SCREAMS MAKE ME CRY....BUT KATE WHYYYY CATNAP AND DOGDAY WON'T Death you...YOU ARE SO MEAN😡😭 Or Catnap too Catnap: CATNAP SCREAMS 😭
"hey, you know those evil man eating machines?" "yea, what about them?" "well their killing and eating everybody!" "WHAT?" "I KNOW! who could have foreseen such a thing!" i've never face palmed more in my life.
fr
A fortune cookie could foresee that💀
lol
@@GhostTheMenaceLOL
“Evil toys will kill everyone at your workplace.” I just love that quick cutaway with the fortune cookie.
It’s hilarious
Bro when did the fortune cookie became this useful?
Wish it would've mentioned when.
i love you
agreed. I cracked up when Jack said that line and then when we got the cut away to the actual fortune cookie. I lost it.😂😂😂
Theft king: *roasts CG5* The cg5 community: ur banned
Also theft king: *sings sleep well*
I love how our protagonists here pretty much just kill everyone in sight. The janitor just high fives everyone to death, while Kate is just playing doom in real life.
I started cracking up when he said- Oh crap this is exactly what my fortune cookie warned me about.
The full minute of Dogday suffering. Incredible.
Can’t help but feel bad
I honestly felt what dogday was feeling ngl
It was sad
:(me sad😊
Poor blud
" I just wanted to see the Sun one more time ... " I felt sorry for that one .
That is so sad and heart breaking 😢
That's why I hate Kate 😊
Yeah, and it's cute man, he could be friend like the original dog day
Same😢😢😢
I felt bad for them qwq
The janitor is like one of the most chillest person ever
mommy long legs: "brutally murders empolyee" also mommy long legs: "oh, it broke"
Employee: *watches his friend get dragged into the ceiling and a load of blood drop down* also employee: 'u good bro?'
He just needs a bandaid he should be good 👍
@@b1securitydroid764 idk bro, might need two band-aids
@@eggcaneAnd probably a pack of ice cubes too.
@@ItsMeHunted nah, just two band-aids
@@eggcaneJust give em a pack of ice cubes in case he isn’t fine
Jack absolutely violating poppy has to be the best thing to ever come to poppy playtime And dont forget jack singing XD
CATNAP PURRING IS SO ADORABLE FOR SOME REASON ;-; HE LOOKS SO FLUFFY I CANT-
How the fuck does he look fluffy and adorable?
@@idk69214 IDK MAN-
@@imnotred3762 ok
So 2 things we have learned, 1. Theft king can do good quality vhs tapes. 2. He can't sing.
Idk, the full last two minutes sounded immaculate to me
@@EtraGames for real
Definitely@@EtraGames
The animation kind of bad not gonna lie
@@powerbeans1571 dont be a jerk
I love how how kissing Missy just casually gives Kate a flame Thora
wait kissing missy kisses
YES
“Kissing missy”💀💀💀
Kissy Missy 💀
Blud needs to get spelling classes
When Kate left the factory it looked liked a completed gta mission without the gui
2:18 i like how Jack is like "I'm tired of this bullsh!t."
Jack, the real MVP!! Saying what everyone else was thinking 😂😂
Saying what?
@@mikes15 BIT-
@@mikes15quote, "Thank God they didn't give that cat a pe-" end quote
SUPER RELATABLE AM I RIGHT
The Fortune cookie was always correct in the future!
It was strangely specific... But yeah, it did predict the future
Yo actually
Are we all just gonna brush off how a 12 gauge shotgun was in the closet of a toy factory?
17:16 Catnap has the expression of “Oh god, did we just kill a singer? Is he gonna keep spontaneously busting out into song whenever we go places?”
The fact that Jack turned into one of the toys but was an adult is insane and also wouldn't that technically make him a parental figure?
Yeah he's now the leader of the smiling critters. The real mastermind behind the scenes.
@@theftkinghow did he die
@@cool_guy_1.e4071 he didn’t, he got a cool robot arm and named himself the prototype :3 (real)
@@user-ic1fn6os1b REAL
@@theftking dogday is now depressed😭
"A device that can help" - John Wick mode activated
I think, he was taking fun of her.
I honestly think he was talking about the mask and she was just like "fuck yea I'mma blast these bitches"
Out of all it being somewhat hilarious, 14:11 actually got a tear 😢out of me cause of how sad that was
Same
i was literally crying, and their little cries broke my heart😭😭😭😭😭😭☠
@@Randokido my heart broke too. My current story (The Hour of Cute on AO3) which gives some toys the opportunity to see the sun will be in memory of this little plushie. 😭
Bro 16:27 got me dying, like I don't think my mom thinks I'm sane anymore
Catnap purring is actually kinda cute
bc the fans make him cute but he’s already scary why they did that I don’t know
@@duubsanshe is not scary
@@Yume-AW true
Bro ikr
Ya
Bro the mini catnap didnt want to even harm her and still got shot😭😭😭😭 13:01
And mini DogDay. Not cool, Kate.
Sad
Bro catnap is evil it was dogday
i was literally crying, and their little cries broke my heart😭😭😭😭😭😭☠
Smiling Critter Toys: Please have mercy!!! This Random Woman: Nah, imma do my own thing.
This is great, I love how you recreated the Hour of Joy
And the Huggy Wuggy statue is just so cute and so horrifying realistic at the same time
Something about Jack having a chorus of dead children singing along with him is beautiful
Kate is the reason that the play pales have PTSD from the flare gun.
Omg fr
i need some context here.
@@batrix123 basically u get an arm that shoots out flares, if u shoot it out on any of the toys, they will get scared and back off for a while. The reason to that is kate in this video with a flame thrower.
"the creature you just saw, he goes around and hugs everyone while singing really creepy songs in their ears" it sounds so weird because we know what actually happens..
I love how when Kate shot the dogday plush only it’s legs fell off. A reference to what catnap did to the big dogday
Kate:Where we dropping bois?
the way he was crying😭😭😭😭
@@Coolboy23213may his soul rest in
@@Coolboy23213fr 😭
i was literally crying, and their little cries broke my heart😭😭😭😭😭😭☠ there is nothing to love bout that
KATE YOU MONSTER!!! DOG DAY AND CATNAP DID NOT NEED YOU TO SHOOT THEM.😭 Edit:DANG 200 likes?!
Fr
Tbh kate actually doesnt care bout that
Being honest catnap kinda had it coming.
Kate's sanity is below average at the rate 💀
Don't shoot DogDay. He has it ruff, but CatNap, I mean, not as good
My favourite parts: 4:11 - I can’t believe it… THIS IS WHAT MY FORTUNE COOKIE WARNED ME ABOUT! 5:05 - That was the most goofy mommy long legs walk ever… 6:33 Thank god they didn’t give the cat a pe- 6:00 Nappy cat! Also catnap just accepts him! 8:31 Jack being a NPC 14:12 smiling critter being a sad and heart breaking critter 15:17 in the hour of joy in the hour of joy 15:24 also they’re just so cute 🥰 17:14 Jack-critter riding catnap 17:22 COME ALONE MUTHAFUKKA 17:28 HEY I TOLD YOU TO COME ALONE WHAT GIVES!? 18:06 WE WANT FREEDOM 🇺🇸 18:18 Jack riding nightmare huggy wuggy 18:47 Jack shaking his butt is a key detail 19:23 Jack basically becoming a god
Every CatNap fanfic: 6:30
I think most fanfics are the opposite
@@theftking quite litterly and figuratively 💀
I really like it how this vhs tape has so comedic charms in it like when the co worker called Mommy Long Legs a pink b*tch and when the janitor said thank god they didn’t gave CatNap a pe*** and it cuts off. Amazing work!
@@BairdNumber1Fan 📸 caught in 4k
Thank God they didn't give the cat a pe-💀🤨 6:32
Guy : *literally gets ripped apart in half* Him : "u good dawg?"
Alternate title:THE ADVENTURES OF THE JANITOR IN PLAYTIME CO :D
I'm gonna be haunted by the heartbreaking Dog Day scene so it was nice that you followed that seriously painful moment with a musical shitpost of epic proportions.
i was literally crying, and their little cries broke my heart😭😭😭😭😭😭☠
Janitor: “This is what my Fortune Cookie warned me about!” Fortune cookie: “Evil toys will kill everyone at your workplace” Best line I’ve heard and the fortune cookie 😭😂
The guy said "this is what my fortune cookie warned me about"
You singing this was probably the best version of the song I’ve ever heard
we just not going to talk about how kissy casually gives the worker A FUCKING FLAMTHROWER
Why tf would they even have a flame thrower 😂😂
@@DerQuanDoucett cause to them keep I'm check
@@markyoung6244 ig that makes sense
Bro 18:48 just got me he was twerking
She doesn’t fully load the shotgun, lol. Kate reloads after every shot. Unless she is loading another shell after every shot to keep the gun topped up, which also makes sense.
I tried my best but that shotgun was a nightmare to animate. The idea was she should always reload before shooting, which I think I got done.
@@theftking Makes sense to me. She’s keeping the gun topped up so she can rapid fire if necessary. Either way, this is a glorious shitpost of a vid
This video is the best vhs of 2024
@@guts60 this is even better than what appears to be a shitpost I just woke up to this glorious coronation of a video
I can hear the demon saying:” gimme yo soul or else” when he is purring
13:45 Omg His scream...made me feel so bad
The final part of the janitor singing sleep well made me laugh 😂
Love the detail of your little toy like the zipper 17:31
And the eye dangling
@@No_one_special104 yea the detail on the toy are the same as the game
"This is exactly what my fortune cookie warned me about!" Evil toys will kill everyone at you workplace
16:31 best song ever😎
I got to the premiere as the parody song was playing at the end which made me thing that the entire thing was just an elaborate sh*tpost of an artificial facade
It is.
Thank god they didn’t give that cat a pe-
Yeah that part was funny fr
fr
That had me dying 💀
Fr
I was laughing at that part
This is a perfect mix of comedy and horror and I love it..
Ok but this was sooo good. The perfect blend of horror and comedy that worked together seamlessly. AMAZING work!
THE END WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS BIT IVE EVER SEEN😂❤
"Hey uh Kissy I'm gonna let you go because I'm pretty sure your re-" Got me 💀
Ikr
It's 1995 everybody says it 😂
17:12 COME ALONG MF
11:24 bro is violating everbody
Dudeee!!! I laugh to death at the "Cover" OF Sleep Well, I wasn't expecting that, i was like expecting the epic post credit scenes and you come out with that? That was just amazing, I loved it LOL
I'm glad you liked it! I worked really hard on this video and I'm thrilled to see it finally getting a bunch of attention!
"i will never be singing this song" starts singing it 16:30
He said until he dies
And guess what... I think he's dead... he might be okay.
He has to because he's one of them now
Janitor at the end singing the song: we want freedom *holding American flag*
🦅🦅I LOVE FREEDOM!!!!
Dude the way jake as a smiling citter with kids saying "we children" seems like kidnapping
I love how that one catnap plush was begging for his life and then kate said N U H U H
i was literally crying, and their little cries broke my heart😭😭😭😭😭😭☠
17:40 in the hour of joy in the hour of joy mutha f*cka -jack
13:39 she killed Dogday Plush😭
She didn't know what are he gonna say? (Protect yourself first)
and i mean brutily
I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS OUT! Had so much fun voicing in this ❤❤ I hate my mic sometimes tho 😅
I died laughing at the last part!!🤣🤣 (Also this little movie is amazing!!!)
I do not care how the animation is bad, this is absolutely the best thing, the jokes are the best, everything is the best honestly, please make more of this
"in the hour of joy, in the hour of joy, MOTHUAFUKKA!" Edit: i love how the thingy on the bottom says "Poppy PlayTime Chapter 3" and "Gaming" when its clearly animation!
Now whenever I hear that song, I hear Jack cursing between the lyrics. 😂
There’s also “In the hour of joy, In the hour of joy,” “BITCH”
bros solo at the end was so amazing....i cried..... beautiful
Catnap purring is so cute❤
If I found that plush of dog day that was sane I would keep it
RIP Friendly small dogday⚰️🪦
"Hey it's 1995. Everyone says that." The most real thing ever said lmao
Rip tiny dog day . He only wanted to see the sun again
Janitor:this is exactly what my fortune cookie🥠 warned me about.
Blud Said Are You Okay? After He got killed by Mommy long legs 💀💀💀
I think jack is one of my fav characters in this whole movie😂😂
15:57 bro start the BATTLE
Grabpack? nah, Gasmask? nah, Shotgun? fuck yes edit: thanks for 34 likes! thats the most i ever got.
OH GOD HE HAS A SHOTGUN
Here's one more
Agrred
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
6:24 got me laughing so hard 😂 keep it up
Like what did he expect it wasnt made to be anatomically correct but that leaves us with the question how do they sustain themselves and how do their bodies still process what they eat?🤔🤔🤔
13:03 mini catnap:WAIT WAIT!!
NGL the ending was giving "Lego Batman rapping" and i LOVE IT
13:53 Why did I feel bad for that dogday plush
You ain’t alone,I feel bad for him as well
Me TOO
ME TOO lil bro deserved better :(
Fr he was still normal
@@pleasurep4428 Same for that catnap plush whose head got shot off. He begged her not to kill him!
Kiss missy causally giving kate a flame thrower
12:54 the daughter of the doom slayer XD
I love the fact that you added the song “sleep well” in it (I love your videos)
14:25 Miss Delight: FLINT LOCKWOOD
i watched that movie 2757833974748383 times while i was in the hospital
This is an absolute *MASTERPIECE* , I can't believe someone actually made this! Animation is good, the voice acting's good, the comedy, everything down to the last detail.
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@@theftking yay i got theft king to reply to me
I agree this is a real masterpiece
The Huggy Nom nom part, just eating this dude was kinda terrifying but i like it, also just Yeeting Mommy and Poppy was absolutely hilarious, and then Kissy getting insulted... Poor Kissy Missy...
5:17 Late joke, but Mommy really just got HANDled there. Poor DogDay. Rip little buddy.
13:00 plush toy: "WAIT WAIT"
@Catnap5762 to be honest,I would grab that one on my way out,along with the dogday that said “I just wanted to see the sun”