Lore of ALL Genshin Characters Dumbed Down to a Single Sentence
Were you ever confused about the stories of Genshin Impact characters before? In this video, I attempt to summerize the backstories and lore of ALL playable characters in Genshin Impact in a SINGLE sentence. Super simplified and dumbed down so it's extremely easy to understand. With so many lore behind all Genshin characters, this will dumb down them all into a single sentence!
This video was made during Genshin Impact patch V4.1. Obviously with more characters to be released in future regions and patches, maybe I'll make an extended version of this video in the future. I hope you enjoy!
This video was heavily inspired by @NickyBoi's League of Legends champions lore video. I loved it so much since I used to play League of Legends for a very long time, and wanted to make a Genshin Impact version of the idea to enjoy the story of characters with the community. Massive shoutouts, and thank you for the inspiration!
#genshinimpact #mihoyo #animerpg
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This video was mainly for entertainment but with some interesting lore for each characters! I hope you enjoy the video regardless! Thank you for the support!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS VIDEO. absolutely creative that actually a good summary for each character story explanation. thank you island! hope u are getting good rest and breaks 🙏🏼
Emergency food aka Paimon is missing
@@1mol831she’s here
every one sentence of characters feels like modern anime names -_- where they give you premise in title
The ashes cackled me up I'm glad you're trying something new Island. NGL I thought it was yet anither clickbait video till I saw the channel's name and immediately clicked it
I'm, at least, thankful that Scara isn't "an edgelord with mommy issues" again. The way you described him as a walking contradiction is actually quite spot on.
Scaramouche means skirmisher or clown. He's being mocked by fate like a clown throughout his entire life, and that's why he shoulders so much contradictions
are u saying he's not in fact an "edgelord with mommy issues"??
@@meow-gk8gz scara fans generally don't like it that everyone describes scara as having "mommy issues", because it sounds like it was scara's fault instead of ei's fault of abandoning him
@@coriakacoron5851never have i ever encountered people who would put the blame on the person who has legit daddy or mommy issues for having that problem instead of the parents themselves so idk what all those scara fans are on about. does scara had mommy issues? yes but was it his fault? absolutely not though it still can’t justify all his actions after being abandoned.
@@akarireiyes it makes no sense
1:13 oh my god THANK YOU SO MUCH for saying that. People sometimes forget that the only reason he can't manually exorcise them is because the evil spirits can't handle his yang energy. He's not bad at his job he's too good at it. It's LITERALLY a walk in the park for him 💀💀💀
It is so easy that he exorcised an entire house of demons by sitting in a chair
TRUE people like to dunk on Chadyun but his situation is funny and unfortunate and he takes it in stride too because he wants to be able to exorcise normally as well as with the pure yang energy. Hello by the way fellow Chongyun fans!
Yes I like chongyun because of his homicidal aunt
We need Chongyun in jujutsu kaisen
EXACTLY LIKE MY BOY DOES HIS JOB SO GOOD HE GETS SAD FOR NOT SEEING AN EVIL SPIRIT
"Sensitive kid going through puberty but still has to act like an adult because of responsability" Well THAT aged nicely didn't it?
RIGHT
well it did actually
@@undeniablySomeGuy Not really
This video was literally released before Masquerade of the Guilty
@@HashiNuke That's why I used the term "Aged"..?
you forgot the most epic character: Ella Musk
Older sister who looks younger than her younger sister, genius researcher who is able to communicate with hilichurchs and be friends with them (you know, the ones we slaughter by the dozen??)
"Kid who's unrelated to Elon Musk but made a twitter account before it was called X to troll Elon Musk in an epic tweet about cryptocurrency (which Elon retweeted) that totally wasn't a rugpull, but actually run by ex Bandai Namco marketing executive Mihoyo hired during the month prior."
Harbingers in a nutshell: Capitano: Chad mystery man, who's actually peaceful as opposed to his crazy ass coworkers. Dottore: CRAZY ASS CO WORKER That's hilarious knowing that they are just one rank apart LMAO
yea i find that part the funniest in this video. though we still don’t know what rank capitano is yet. a lot has theorized arlecchino is the 10th in rank but proven wrong through recent AQ since she’s actually the 4th in ranking.
i wonder if dottore rank decreased after deleting all his "clones", that's a massive power nerf.
@@someoneinasiaIndeed, but I don't think he would be demoted because of that considering his overwhelming contribution to Snezhnaya's technology and military prowess, plus his clones powers differs from each other, pretty sure Omega's power stayed the same.
@@akarirei Even if there is no in game confirmation, simple deduction will lead us to say Capitano is rank 1. He is highly regarded by other characters in terms of his strength alone. Also Childe and Wanderer's voicelines listed the harbingers in order of their confirmed ranks I.E. Dottore -> Columbina -> Arlecchino. Guess who is listed above Dottore. Capitano.
@@akarirei I always thought (till this patch) that Arlechino was 10th, Capitano 4th and Pierro 1st. Now idk. Capitano shouldn't be 10th because Varka and Childe praised him too much (even Scara said every1 thinks he id kinda perfect). Then who is the 10th? Unless Capitano is the 10th (I hope not), there is one missing and Pierro would be outside the 11 Harbingers
✨Honorable mentions✨ *Cloud Retainer:* Stay-at-home DIY mom with an alarming lack of social awareness *Katheryne:* An organisation of bionic Snezhnayan puppets with the sole purpose of sending MC on dubious errands *Dunyarzad:* Sheltered sick girl who almost perished from unknowingly reliving the same segment 168 times *Azhdaha:* Corroded gigantic rock dragon, anger issues, this enraged earth will not absolve you *Six-Fingered José:* Will NOT let you leave the tavern at night *Varka:* Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius who took half the men and all the horses, leaving the Cavalry Captain effectively horseless *Karkata:* [Incoherent sobbing noises] *Rhinedottir:* Whips up 3 dragons, 5 hellbeasts, 10+ unclassified life forms, and a blonde dude; peaces out (Please feel free to add more!)
Apep: Sadistic gigantic green dragon with archon issues; has gigantic deadly white blood cell.
devlin: angry dragon with a splinter on his back
Oz: Joutarou, but isekai'ed.
Orobashi: Scary snake god that was actually one of the nicest gods in the thunder islands.
Madame Ping/Streetward Rambler: Cute, kind adeptus but in depressed mode.
Coming back to this video after Act 5 and her personal story quest, we got baited so hard by Hoyoverse. Furina is actually such a well crafted character and I can't stop thinking about her
yeah and she is an adult
@@motemo8413that's the most important part isn't it
@@nessstarries6204 well...not really but ppl love to infantilize her when she is an adult
ngl i genuinely hate furina
@@lolidemon3163Same.
"Chad mystery man who is actually peaceful as opposed to his crazy ass co workers." "Crazy ass co worker." "[REDACTED]"
It is actually impressive that he make the entire thing into a 8 min video
Me too Boo Boo😊
@@user-cf5hf1ob8v wait who are you
ikr
The thing I find most commendable about Fischl is that despite her knowing full well that her fantasy isn't real, she embraces it nonetheless and makes it a core part of herself. Fischl is not the Fischl in the book, nor is she simply Amy, she is Amy trying to be Fischl knowing full well that Fischl isn't real. That's just her way trying to be the best version of herself she can think of.
I PRAISE YOU FOR GETTING HER CHARACTER. Like I know some people do it for the memes, but I'm really tired of her just getting simplified to a delusional chunni or an immature teen. 2.8 was a beautiful showcase of her character, because she's NOT just an immature teen stuck in innocent childhood years. She's well aware fiction isn't reality, but it was her coping mechanism and she ran to it, and she hated herself for that cowardice. Up until 2.8 where she learns to instead of running to 'Fischl' and hating 'Amy', she needs to accept herself as neither of them, to find and aspire to her own identity between idealized fiction and a harsh reality. Honestly as someone who relates to her love for fiction and escapism tendencies, it really sucked to have 2.8's main reception not be "Oh, this is actually her character" but "WELL SHE SHOULD GROW UP-" completely missing the point of her arc. ok i'm sorry i talked a lot but Fischl's just so heavily misinterpreted and it sucks seeing as she's such a unique moral that i don't see done much.
fischl is just living her best life i have to admit there’s something i admire about her
@@derpity-moons3575 I understand full well your frustration, just got into a debate with someone keeps saying Fischl is mentally ill and needs a therapist. I feel like because a lot of players just skip so many dialogues, their understanding of many characters are entirely based on memes or superficial indications. Like how Paimon gets reduced to “want to eat food + annoying” or Venti to “drunk + useless”. This isn’t usually a problem because they can do whatever they want with their games, but the frustration comes from those who know very little about these characters yet act like they have figured out everything.
@@slytherinlady3907 A good paying and respectable job, living in one of the most peaceful regions on Teyvat, have little yet very close friends, living her dream everyday. I feel like she is one of the better role models in the game. I aspire to be living such a life.
As someone who just started quite recently and has not seen any of Fischl's events and, well, all the explanations for her, I thank you for the explanation. Do we know what Oz is ?
I'm glad to see Enjou still lives rent free in everyone's mind. We need him back.
Changsheng: Sassy snake who is capable of making deals to help people. [Disclaimer: Changsheng does not undertake any liability of any damage, cost, harm, loss which caused in connection with the listed informative elements and/or the Services] Melus: He has a portable stove on him, the second hand man to Navia and is arguably one of the best NPC’s. Silver: He has eggs, sugar, and almonds at the ready. Also a second hand man to Navia and one of the best NPC’s as well.
Apep: Holds the world record for longest held grudge. Dvalin: Good dragon, mind controlled to be evil, basically a taxi.
Azhdaha: Frog statue given life with a side of Disassociative Disorder
Neuvillette: Protective father of Melusines who is Otter Sovereign
Orobashi: Giant undersea snake gets its ass beat by a reclusive mom
@@DavidNightjet LMAO
"Razor is wolf, Razor is friend" is just a perfect summary 😂
Thank you for giving justice to Xiao. I'm so tired of people calling him an edgelord or emo and that would've been an easy way out in this video too, but you actually portrayed him accurately❤
2:07 Ganyu's lore is really something else
Faruzan Miku jokes are funny, but she actually has an interesting lore and deserves better
Yes. Jokes aside, I really like Faruzan because of her lore. The reason why she is so adamant to be called Madame, at least according to my interpretation, is so bittersweet.
Maybe something like „curiosity kills the cat or at least traps them inside a temple for 100years“
I was not okay after her later character stories and her hangout. Coming back to find out all your family and friends who you used to neglect spending time with to further your studies are all now dead because you were trapped in a ruin because of said studies for 100 years? That's some heavy poetic irony. Faruzan definitely deserves more recognition.
faru lore - “how about you make a mechanism that generates particles”
I love her character simply for the fact that her story quest contains an interesting math problem (the tower of hanoi). Yes I am a nerd.
About Amber... No, she does nothing by the book. She preaches it, but when we first meet her she broke every damn Knight of Favonius rule there was in the book.
example? i'm sure she quoted the lines from the handbook
@@EmiliaSwidnicka-ly8kt The very first dialogue. She inmediately stops you in a rude maner, accuse you of being suspicious just by existing, and drags you to HQ for no reason whatsoever. The guards at the entrance of Mondstant are a lot more "by the book" than Amber.
@@EmiliaSwidnicka-ly8kt The lines she used were the ones specifically listed to not be used iirc
She does everything by the book, but forgets which book.
Kinda like Karen’s preaching the Bible while being absolutely assholes
2:02 This ended up being more accurate than we could have known (if you know you know)
3:42 Let's not forget the part where she was willing to do it AGAIN
Zhiqiong: One of the best cartographers in Liyue, completely unaware about her own achievements and actively walks into grave danger trying to prove herself despite repeated warnings not to
Shorter version: The Cartographer wants to become the legend.
The sad thing is, we don't even know if she's still alive... (the last letter in her camp is kind of controversial)
*inhales* FEEEEEMAAALEEEE BENNNEETTTTT
Now I'm waiting for lore for places dumbed down to a paragraph or 2
Or simply annoying npc that won’t matter later on.
the transition between Capitano and Dottore is soo smooth it's perfect lmao
I laughed so hard at everyone of these. Thanks. To do justice to Faruzan however, I would describe her as "That one girl from Vocaloid but make her older than your great grandma"
I love when people actually portray Baizhu correctly
Xiao and Scara is more accurate here than how the fandom portrays them
I don’t think Scara wanted to kill other gods?
Agree with Xiao, but Scara is missed in here completely Dude joined the Fatui for shits and giggles only to double cross them to fulfill his birthright only to get bamboozled by a crazy ass coworker and kill himself in front of you
@@_mika-mikazuki_iirc he did not join the fatui for shits and giggles 😭 wasn’t he was manipulated and tortured by the doctor?
@@aeris143 No. He was abandoned by Ei and Dottore was the one that found him and was willingly to grant him the power he seeked. I hate how the fandom acts like Scaramuche is was uwu baby because Dottore experimented in him. Y'all love to forget that Ei abadoned him and Yae wanted him destroyed.
@@softjytsuand YOU forget that ei didnt abandon him at all, he was never supposed to gain consciousness at all. he wasnt alive when she left him at the pavilion. he was a lifeless puppett. and yes, dotorre DID manipulate him. that is how he agreed to join. youre an idiot beyond words and you know nothing about the lore. and considering what a mess scaramouche became, yae should have killed him
Qiqi’s backstory is so tragic though! She gets caught in a battle between adepti and demons…well to be more precise, I’m pretty sure it was a Yaksha fighting demons. And unfortunately, it caused Qiqi to lose her life. And she got pretty much “reanimated” out of guilt and is kept alive by Baizhu. When she got “reanimated” is around the time she got her vision too. It’s also sad that she loses her memories so often :
She actually got her vision right before she died, and the ambition that gave the vision was not to die, celestial has a cruel sense of humour
Ehh quite off😅 it's way worse. Qiqi was a herb collector when she was younger aswell she was send to collect herbs from dragonspine she accidentally fell of a cliff here and went into a cave to heal her wounds. The demons and adepti where fighting nearby and accidentally hit the cave which caused it to crush Qiqi entirely. She gained her vision right before she got crushed with her last thought being 'I wish i could see my family again'.Both sides stopped fighting and the adepti full of guilt for having killed and innocent young child digged her up and saw her broken body, bones twisted and turned to places it shouldn't have. They decided to revive her without knowing the consequences. The immense amount of adeptal power given to Qiqi was so much that she completely went out of control and started killing everything within her vicinity. Deeming her too dangerous to walk around Mountain Shaper locked her up in amber. It is said that Qiqi's family never closed the door waiting for her to eventually return to them. After centuries of being locked up in amber some mountain climbers came across the little girl trapped within the amber, wanting to give her a peaceful passing they reported the news to the Funeral director who said they should get the Qiqi to him (This was Hu tao's father). When the mountain climbers went back to get the girl the carved out the amber and took it with them on a cart. During the long road back the cart fell over which crushed the amber and freed Qiqi who immediately ran into the mountains still feral and insane. Baizhu came across the little girl and gave her the sigils which can be found all over her body. These sigils are there to keep her sane of they are removed Qiqi will once again go into an insane state.
"A Girl got resurrected as half-zombie because a Yaksha felt bad for her and now she kept resurrected on my Gacha, Oh, also helps the doctor with snake and always gets targeted by certain Funeral Parlor Director"
Where did this come from? And if true qiqi has potential of an upgrade without sigils lol
I pulled a qiqi 🎶
False advertising: The lore was not a single sentence, one star review.
Upset that we didn't get Lyney's to be "angsty and anxious twink", Lynette's to be "depressed twinkette", and Freminet's to be "depressed twink" /j
Missing person poster : doing a better job at stopping you from entering the tavern and getting drunk than diona
I reccomend summarising the Wangshu Inn NPCs, they're all like a found family of badasses and they either love or hate each other with no in-between
that is really cool! i recall that they all work for ningguang? but one npc from a daily comm in particular---the fisherman who defeats the ruin guard---was particularly eye-catching to me. do you have any more info about that guy?
@@user-mz6zn1od9h Yeah, I remembee digging into him once- Sadly, there isn't much about him. We know that he was once a Vision holder, but he used it for bad stuff and so he threw it away. But despite that, he was taken in by the Inn and now spends his days fishing and being a NEET. (And also eating food made by the Wangshu in Chef) There was a theory that he may have been some kind of an agent for Ningguang/the Qixing, and thats why the Inn took him in despite him having nothing to offer, but yeah, since 1.4 we got no more info about him and it sucks
Nobody cares about NPCs here, they're hogging way too much screentimes from the actual playables
@@emptyvoid5272 well, the two of us do, plus, if you're interested in storytelling, NPCs are still fun to read into. It may not be your cup of tea, but it does well for the worldbuilding. Also, some of the best character quests were not fullybabout the characters in questions (like Venti, Childe, Yoimiya and Tighnari), but also about NPCs related to them.
@@woodywas4549 Most of the lore-related important infos actually came from the written items description (artefacts, weapons etc) or in-game books, not through bloated NPC dialogues. And I haven't seen anyone praise those characters' story quest as much as Raiden or Zhongli's second quest, which both focuses less on the NPCs
5:02 it was venti, the wind spirit/chronic alcoholic who helped him keep his sanity through music
"The Mortician's Paradox" Always talks about the importance of the cycle of life But gives out coupons for funeral services So her business can thrive She preaches life's circle, the sacred spin, Yet profits from the end, where we all begin. With every birth, she finds a chance, To prepare for death's inevitable dance. In hushed tones and with somber grace, She sells peace for the final resting place. Her words of life, a paradox they weave, As she finds gain in the grief of the bereaved. But in the cycle's turn, she too will find, That life and death are forever intertwined.
Fun Fact: Zhongli DOES have money, he just forgets he needs to bring it with him/pay for things (I think Hu Tao has to run around paying off the people he effectively stole from but that might not be true, I'd have to check)
EXACTLY. the whole "he's broke" shows how people FAIL to read. He's never been broke, just forgets his wallet at home so others can spend on him.
He forgets it because he never had the need to pay before because he could just make mora on the spot. Also he was an archon
@@softjytsu So, when not at home, he is broke. Broke doesn't mean being poor, it means not having money on you. And Zhongli mever does.
@@Kurameno he still is an archon.
He's a big spender too, like in the archon quest, because he never had to worry about running out of mora
Ruu: a good singer who was sacrificed repeatedly for a thousand years because a bird liked him Kpatcir: died while getting revenge for ruu
Kpatcir angry bird
Kanna Tapatcir died ~100+ years after she destroyed tsurumi
is it bad im not too mad that she killed them all like just the way they killed him was evil
Wish: appears on the screen People who lost 50/50 to Qiqi:
What about Alice? The Gold? The former yakshas brotherhood? Sinner? Azar? Cloude retainer? There are really many characters with significant role for the story you neglected to mention
Alice is there as the whole Hexenzirkel Motif + Tea Party thing at the end. The others are pretty fair, but Azar gets Zero (0) rights.
Did I also miss Jean? Like I can’t remember him talking about her
2:21 as a comparison to a character from fat/stay night, though I don't get the reference lol@@heyitsaaliyah6059
@@heyitsaaliyah6059 2:21 "Saber, but Genshin Impact."
@@zera-zero ahhh thank youuuu
I think Columbina should have been smth like "eldritch monster in a little girl outfit"
I'll do you one better "singing little lady who can actually murder everyone"
Also reminds me of Jawhead from Mobile Legends Bang Bang
"If evil, why hot?" I think the video was confused. A more accurate statement would be "if evil, then hot."
Jeht deserves a vision, and her and Rama both deserve to be playable. Also, Murata will be JUST. FINE! *inhales massive gulp of copium.*
Btw it’s Rana not Rama
Oh, lol. Didn’t notice I typed Rama. I read over it and was sure it said Rana.
Jeht uses elemental spirits with her moves like razor and cyno
Imagine if Murata is already dead😶. At least cant die something that is already dead
I like rana but I don't need her to be playable. Jhet on the other hand. GIVE MY GIRL A VISION AND LET HER BE PLAYABLE DAMMIT!
Unknown Bard: appeared in a two minute cutscene but I was more emotionally invested in his story than actual playable characters
>Sensitive kid going through puberty but still has to act like an adult because of responsibilities Just vague enough to *kind of* work still, but it comes from a completely different lens.
Im so glad you did Xiao justice so often people forget just how tragic his life is to make funny emo jokes like my man is constantly almost losing his mind, he needs rest.
This 😭
i’ve seen people hate on him just because he’s “emo”. like thats one way to say that you cant even pay attention to his lore
@@torikeii True. He isn't emo, he is edgy. There is a big difference, which most people fail to realize.
@@torikeii no for real they call him emo like he doesnt have reasons (so many reasons) for not getting close to anyone, being quite and intense. Like he legit can not be around humans for too long or he can kill them because of his karma like thats a depressing truth. He is a war hero and got no thanks or happy life in the end just more pain. Also he's the last one of his kind thats hella depressing.
@@torikeii I would totally hate Xiao, if he was just edge, but unlike a pizza cutter, he has a point. His backstory IS heavy. I still don't really like him, because I just don't like those kind of characters, but I don't think he is a bad character. On the contrary.
KAZUHA IS S TIER YASSS
so true
Actually tho 😭😭💞💞 (I love him)
Kazuha == Yasuo (If u know u know)
I awfully relate to how Navia is described here. Get things done even if you have to cry all the god-damn way!
"Comedic relief that trancends the concept of good and evil" man I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂
Timmy: The traveler's favorite person to bully by killing the only thing he has, but is actually a top-tier Genius Invokation TCG player and secretly a stand user
Sigewinne's Dad & Ganyu's Dad: The guy who did the unthinkable
Can someone explain, I don't understand 😔🐋🌊🌊🐳🐳
@@crabMan821i don't remember Siggewinne but Ganyu is HALF adepti
Sigewinne was born from Elynas's corpse as well as some other energy, which i remember should be from the clockwork mekabeing destroyed. Just read up on the Narzissenkreuz lore
Oh wait I'm starting to get it now 🗿💀
Sig is just a melusine that can change into somewhat human shape, only dad she got is Elynas.
I snort laughed when he called Signora “Ashes” 🤣
This is perfect, thank you
playable character timestamps 0:19 Aether (Traveler) 0:24 Albedo 0:30 Alhaitham 0:35 Aloy 0:37 Amber 0:42 Arataki Itto 0:46 Baizhu 0:51 Barbara 0:56 Beidou 1:03 Bennett 1:05 Candace 1:10 Charlotte 1:14 Chongyun 1:19 Clorinde 1:21 Collei 1:26 Cyno 1:32 Dainsleif 1:38 Dehya 1:44 Diluc 1:48 Diona 1:52 Dori 1:54 Eula 1:55 Faruzan 1:56 Freminet 2:00 Fischl 2:02 Furina 2:07 Ganyu 2:12 Gorou 2:15 Hu Tao 2:21 Jean 2:23 Kaedehara Kazuha 2:29 Kaeya 2:33 Kamisato Ayaka 2:34 Kamisato Ayato 2:36 Kaveh 2:40 Keqing 2:44 Kirara 2:45 Klee 2:51 Kujou Sara 2:54 Kuki Shinobu 2:59 Layla 3:05 Lisa 3:09 Lumine (Traveler) 3:13 Lynette 3:16 Lyney 3:20 Mika 3:22 Mona 3:26 Nahida 3:31 Navia 3:35 Neuvillette 3:40 Nilou 3:42 Ningguang 3:47 Noelle 3:51 Paimon 3:55 Qiqi 3:58 Raiden Shogun 4:01 Razor 4:03 Rosaria 4:06 Sangonomiya Kokomi 4:12 Sayu 4:16 Shenhe 4:19 Shikanoin Heizou 4:22 Sigewinne 4:24 Sucrose 4:29 Tartaglia 4:33 Thoma 4:37 Tighnari 4:42 Venti 4:47 Wanderer 4:52 Wriothesley 4:54 Xiangling 4:59 Xiao 5:06 Xingqiu 5:10 Xinyan 5:16 Yae Miko 5:20 Yanfei 5:24 Yaoyao 5:28 Yelan 5:29 Yoimiya 5:33 Yun Jin 5:38 Zhongli
jesus christ now that they're in a list, that's a lot of characters
JEsus christ what the
Do you know who the “rich hot glasses man” is? (At 6:00)
@@Zuki04 Pantalone, 9th in fatui
@@user-jd3gf5xw1x Aka Evil Fatui Baizhu
Katherine: Unexpected item in bagging area, remove this item before continuing, this can now be placed in your bag, club card accepted, all of your comission points add up, please take your change
That first part made three of my veins pop 😩
“Please remove your bags and take your receipt. Thank you for shopping with us-“ “REMOVE ALL PURCHASED ITEMS”
I felt that _"club card accepted"_
2:13 dog likes fish, dog hates fox 🤩🤩🤩
Loved the Video, please do more, even for random NPCs, these are always fun to watch and share between friends.
That bit with Capitano and Dotorre is just gold man, GOLD
An alchemist so powerful that maybe caused the worldwide disaster, also feeds her son to another one.
Man everything is so spot on! Had a pretty good laugh you are awesome!
This was pretty accurate. Looking forward to a part 2
Liben: Give him carrots, receive jewels and money. Truly an amazing man, I hope we see him again soon.
*Cloud Retainer* - I'm going to cook, but let me embarrass my daughters before I do anything.
Qiqi’s was an absolute violation, one of the most devastating and interesting lores of all characters and she was described with a generic 50/50 meme we have seen 10,000 times
Should be something more like Resurrected child forced to live forever after enduring near endless suffering, imprisonment and infusion with dangerous godly powers
@@A_random_funeral_consultantthat's a cool description but i usually just use "Wrong place at the wrong time" more 😅
@@myleneestrada3913 i mean your not wrong
Anyone else had ‘WRITING ON THE WALL’ playing in their heads when Kaveh appears on the screen?
Yeeeeees
I did baby 😘
"Palaces of Silver and Gold-"
„Cannot be designed overnight…“
It's like the saying I've often been told
Neuvillette: Sensitive dragon man taking care of archon understudy.
2:26 me- Seriously me. Like why? He’s my third favourite.. SO WHY?
"Doesn't know what an idol is." Shoutout to Alice literally importing the concept of Japanese idols from the real world to Teyvat just to turn Barbara into one. Barbara and the locals probably just think of her as an eccentric bard with a unique style.
you forgot about Ruu, the boy in Inazuma who made friends with the dead thunder bird, the human turned oceanid turned human from Klee's event, the adeptis, and Madam Ping since you have already mentioned Guizhong and Ei's friends
I believe the Thunder bird was alive when he made friends with it.
Madam ping is in the video, but only her adepti form
I love it! Do another one for the enemies! Then for the region or places.
4:01 absolutely perfect
Vennessa Too good to be true so was locked up in sky prison, now flies around as an eagle. Varka Took more than half the nation's military (including cavalry captain's cavalry) on an ADVENTURE!
I really want varka playable From what the game show us information he is father of razor, pet wolf of the north, was the owner of the wolfs gravestone, is the leader of favonius knight and called to be a giant and strong man (something like escanor) bro is the badass by himself
@@andrysonss9493He is not Razors Father
@@itsmewhoknows its timmie father* i miss here
lol the Signora one was BRUTAL
yeah but true though
yea brutally true
after the archon quest, furina's lore in one sentence must be: A human version of an archon that has to be a masquerade for over 500 years and is just willing to save fontaine.
More accurate version of Qiqi: "Looks like kid with dementia, but actually she went through tragedy of being killed and resurrected without any memories about her past."
I love how you summarize Ayato as simply "Zura janai, Katsura da!!!"
I didn’t really get that one what does it mean?
@@patricialock1862 you have to watch Gintama anime series for it. Someone named Katsura (same JP VA as ayato) always called Zura by almost every single characters im the series. And everytime he is called that, he replies "Zura janai, Katsura da" (its not Zura, its Katsura) If want to watch it by yourself, just search it in youtube. I am sure there are lots of compilations of it
It's the catchphrase of Katsura from Gintama who Ayato shares with Japanese voice actor, Akira Ishida. His other notable roles are Otto from Honkai Impact 3rd, Luocha from Honkai Star rail, Gaara from Naruto and many others.
@@nevanV12Particularly Otto and Luocha are relevant, since Ayato himself has a lot in common with Otto. in fact, he more or less is "if Otto wasn't plagued by Kallen's death" to some degree
OMG THE CAPTAINO AND DOTTORE LINE KILLED ME BECAUSE IT’S PROBABLY SO TRUE 🤣🤣🤣
"A heir who escapes debts from predecessor by committing suicide 500 years later" -focalors
NO WAY DUDE DID "Zura Ja Nai, Katsura Da" LIKE HEEEELLLLLLLL
vengeance ! EDIT : wtf ashes, you did her dirty 🤣
Chlothar Alberich: 500 year old dad with family issues rescues monster son just so the son have an existential crisis minutes after and perishes into the unknown. Edited: After dying gets revived into a tour guide with an elongated arm by the community to guide you through the new map.
NOT THE INTERACTIVE MAP💀💀
5:07 Perfect description of Xingqiu. Im slightly sad they're giving him actual pants for lantern rite.
Chiori: A fashion designer who doesn't follow trends and does her own stuff
6:09 I both laughed out loud and cried a bit inside 😂
she literally is ashes now
Thanks for giving furina more depth than just “a brat” I think she has a lot more depth than just being really self-centered.
Just what I was thinking. I guess, a lot of people don't get her character. She puts on an act when she is in public, but my guess is, that she tries to act up to a role, that is expected of her, even though she knows she can't really fulfil it.
I honestly think the Furina we've met in game is only a part of her. I suspect that what we've interacted with is something similar to what a hydro mimic is to an Oceanid. I think the rest of her is in the Oritrace core and has been since it's creation and for some reason Furina isn't privy to what the rest of herself is doing in there. She acts for the public because that is her role. To assure the people that everything is 'normal' while most of the archon's power is being used for whatever the Oritrace is doing (the intention likely pertaining to the prophecy). This is just a theory though. We'll see what happens next patch. I could be completely off the mark.
@@Nowaylarryholy shit the foresight
Honestly I was surprised by how close I called it. The quest still had a good number of surprises for me regardless.@@bav6
@@Nowaylarry wow im shocked
raiden shogun's just being her divine title is so real
"Ashes" 💀
As a Clorinde Lover, i find very accurate your description. It means a lot to us, Clorindes lovers. The way you described her past, her skills and her personality it’s precise and concise. Bravo!
Kokomi, who never actually did anything smart: “an unparalleled genius strategist” Alhaitham, who actually did something for his nation: Are you sure about that?
Well, she did several small things that were reasonably smart (hiring Beidou's crew as mercs for one) but that is mostly overshadowed by the hilariously obvious mismanagement of her army and not bothering to look into their 'anonymous donor'. Hoyoverse really dropped the ball when writing her parts of the story. She comes off more like an 'armchair general' than anything else. At least she is good from a team building perspective.
@@Nowaylarry Don’t forget that in her story quest things only went her way cause she got lucky and in the end she for some reason decided to promote the people who tried to disrupt the peace treaty and bring back war even though it made zero sense. It’s not just that she doesn’t make smart decisions, she actively makes dumb ones! If her best decision was hiring other people to do her work for her then she is by no means an unparalleled genius strategist lol Don’t get me wrong I like Kokomi, but she’s more of a regular girl who likes reading thrust into a position of power rather than an actual strategist; let’s be real hoyo flopped hard with her writing
@@Nowaylarry That whole arc felt like it was ten times shorter than it should have been.
okay but i had to take a 2 year long break because of storage and this genuinely helped me refresh myself LOL
I did not expect it's a meme video. Fontaine: Lyney: welcome to my magic show Lenette: *disappear* Freminet: *glug glug glug* Navia: 😭💦💦 Furina: please don't kill me! Focalors: *rest in peace* Neuvillette: 🐲💦 Wriothesley: ora ora ora ora ora! Sigewinne: human x melusine 😏
10/10 for Ayato’s description.
Didn't understand anything
@@ar_greyheart471 it’s a reference to the anime Gintama where the character Katsura “Zura” Koutarou is voiced by Ishida Akira, who is also the JP VA for Ayato. Another layer to this reference could be the fact that both Katsura and Ayato are accomplished swordsmen.
@@simplyvs Oh. Gotta watch that one
Love how accurate this is but still manage to mislead those who doesn't have context or even watch/play Genshin 😂😂😂😂 Especially the (REDACTED) one
It's funnny how Jean is "Saber but GI" because, fun fact, the JP VA for Artoria IS in Genshin, and she does Shenhe's voice (along with some other fate VAs that are also in GI).
Sorush: A useful pet which evolves like a pokémon Fujin: Fish waifu saving her land
Timi: Fatherless birdwatching kiddo who might also be the final boss of the game if he starts to seek revenge for all his dead pidgeons.
His father is Varka.
Lyney isn't *willingly* telling everyone how his tricks work! He just keeps being forced to explain by circumstance 😂
Other new and upcoming characters: Chevreuse: eyepatch police girl who loves fried food and crime suspense novels. Chiori: Sassy Japanese Queen of the French Fashion world. Xianyun (Cloud Retainer): Asian Mama Bird of the cocogoat and hot homicidal auntie. Ga Ming: use headphones for better experience
"That's all the playable characters" Paimon and Dainsleif who are in the "playable characters":
The "Why havent i pulled him yet?" is soooo me. Played since 1.3 and still skipped Kazuha. He's gotta be my next 5 star after Furina
1:02 You did Bennett dirty. He has his means of decreasing bad luck now (the coin flip)
1:55 she got trapped in one of king deshrets ruins, solved it after so many years, and when she got back, her friends were already unalived
ZURA JANAI KATSURA DA is actually a hella accurate representation lolllllllllll
Collei: outside I skrrt skrrt, inside I hurt hurt 😔