I'm Sorry For All The Terrible Things I've Done
2019 ж. 8 Мам.
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-- DISCLAIMER: Otters are adorable, but DO NOT make great pets. They are EXTREMELY high maintenance, and the growing demand is driving a questionable pet trade industry. --
Caretaker I am very sorry for all of the trauma I have caused you. Hopefully this experience and the year supply of therapy gift cards will help you to forgive me.
-- Hot Bingo Action --
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I'm back in 'Merica, and this is the last video from Japan. It's a couple weeks late cause I'm a really good procrastinator. This video was sponsored by Michael Reeves. Follow me on twitter. Ring that bell. Brush your teeth twice a day.
first
@@williamosman ha
Third? ;)
@@williamosman ha
3.5th
Caretaker: “He’s the best thing that happened to me in my entire life” William: “Oh”
GEN1David I read that literally synchronised with her saying that
I don't get it ... is she his bf or bff like I just don't get it
@@farhanalsyafiq7508 they're married
@@Guitardestruct oh... so is caretaker just like a nickname for ... darling...
@@farhanalsyafiq7508 Run on joke in his videos that he only refers to her as caretaker in the video
This entire video seems like William is trying to convince Caretaker that he’s more valuable than an otter.
And failing
Outside Honestly. I can imagine her just thinking, “Pro to replacing William: No wood scraps everywhere. Con to replacing William: I don’t get pickled eggs. “Bingo: 1, William: 0.”
@Rebster Hence the zero.
Rebster I think Colos is saying it’s not really a con. I could be wrong though.
Didn't really work, did it?
“As long as it starts with an O and Is cute and fluffy”. OSMAN MY MAN
His name is william
@@jeffthealienband ... and his last name is Osman? Hello? Wake up there twinkle toes.
Damn I thought I was the only one who got this
Damnit, I was halfway through writing more or less the same as this when I spotted your comment haha
Bro, I thought octopus
*William grows increasingly jealous of an otter for 9 minutes and 14 seconds*
First
*local man psychologically tortures wife for years, shows her otter*
He cracked at 8:01
9 minutes and 13 seconds, not 14 seconds. you've failed at life
be honest everyone is jealous of that otter
"How about some fun facts about bingo!?" "He's perfect"
He's a dream come true
no its purfact maybe
Tyleeeeeer!... ...sup?
Can't wait for the cameraman John apology video
the video is just 20 mins of cleaning the camera lens saying "Im sorry for all the goop I got on your camera lens"
Oih
He did nothing wrong
I'm not sure if cmramnjhn should apologize to will or will to cmramnjhn.
no pls no, I'll cry
*KZheadr visits Japan and films a vlog* _Audience sweats profusely_
His video showing off the robotic chopsticks was uncharacteristically wholesome.
~LOGANG~
Forest flashbacks
_Nick Robinson will remember this_
Sponsors: *sweating even more profusely*
Ok we just gonna ignore how much of a mood that dog in the train station was ...
That doggo said "I don't know what this thing is but it sure as fuck looks like a squeaky toy......"
2018 William Osman: engineering channel 2019 William Osman: *_otter channel_*
i'm hyped for 2020 William Osman already
I don't care, I just want more of William Osman and his child's (Micheal reeeeeeeee) adventures
"engineering"
"engineering"
Still waiting on the comeback of ‘Laser Time’ William Osman...
When your wife likes an otter more than you
@T.hunag i thought she was his mom O_O
Wait what?
I've been looking for a comment like this to UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN THEM
Caretaker is Willam's wife/mom?
@@WafflesYTonYT no caretaker is his caretaker
Her voice is like Scarlett Johansson =)
During the voice over parts that's all I could think was "holy shit she could do voice over dubs for Scarlett Johansson, she sounds just like her."
@@TheJtgood I never noticed until you guys said it
WHY DID YOU POINT THIS OUT
@@YounesLayachi I don't know if you are happy or angry!?!? But I'm very happy for you coz you are watching top KZhead content =) Stay safe cheers
@@nosoup9146 I'm memey xD Thanks dude, you too
build a caretaker than screams when it bumps into things
Wrong channel
@@luongmaihunggia right channel*
A disappointed Care Taker "Oh no William" "Will, again?" "For God's sake will, grow up"
congrats, you get sub
@@luongmaihunggia man i know the difference between a small fillipino child and an American disappointment
Bless caretaker. How she has the patience to deal with these man babies I don't know but she is an angel
the gayness of being gay is this sarcastic or do you truly believe she is a caretaker
@@kingkksama5140 it is his caretaker. He went through a really rough patch recently
Seriously why does he call her caretaker?
iirc she is an elementary school teacher. she probably likes dealing with kids.
King Loowee it’s a joke because she is the only responsible one (I think)
Hey guys since I was confused about it, I'll put it out there Chelsea is his wife
Fucking thank you, have been scouring through the comments looking for some clarity. What's up with the 'caretaker' thing tho?
@@hugowijk3676 It's a running joke it's his wife lol He's basically a man-child and she has to watch him haha
THANK YOUUU YOURE THE BEST
Also I think it's a referance to h3h3
Robert Gomez it took like four days of watching many MANY MANY many of these videos to figure out if it was his handler, aid, girlfriend, friend, sister, or wife... and as of this video I was closing in on girlfriend or wife. Because neither of them wear wedding bands. So... like... confused-ish? But there were several pictures with them on the beach or posing sweetly and all couples-like for events or holidays or whatever in a video, and I watched the nose job video and she was with him and I figured...
William: "Excuse me ma'am, what's wrong with your cat?" Caretaker: "It's not a cat, it's *Bingo* !"
"No no he doesn't sound like that." "BWUAHMBWUAMHBWUAHBM" "No. No. No one listen to William." "I'M BINGO BWUAHMBWUAHM"
He sounded like markiplier when he did that lol
That’s the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen in my entire life... *car locking noise*
*unzips
@@graham7028 Nooooo don't fuck the otter lmap
Osman starts with an O and is cute and fluffy. OTTER MAN EXPOSED
Cute and fluffy? William? More like big and hairy
@@WafflesYTonYT Do not speak ill of our fluffy boyo.
“He’s the best thing that’s happened to me in my entire life” “Oh” Same
>Starts with O >Cute and fluffy I'm sensing a pattern
:3
DarceyNE help me understand
@@joshjones me too
Wait, Osman?
Osman
“I was being polite, I was in someone’s home.” Bruh, you know how to pick a good caretaker.
why does he call her caretaker?
You know they're married right? lol
@@jeffthealienband lmao no i did not know that. answers my question tho. thank you :)
Too bad she's not polite to will..
“As long as it starts with an O and is cute and fluffy” Me: “Ohhhh, so an ostrich right?”
Riley Pendleton oh I thought he meant orangutan
What's wrong withe you, if you find an ostrich cute?
Man called Oscar
"What is it like walking an otter?" "A dream come true" "No, I want you to describe what it's like walking an otter" "Oh, I'm sorry. To walk an otter on a cat harness in a public park is a dream come true" 😂
Otters shall henceforth be known only as "Thicc Weasels"
They're actually weasels though.
*related to weasels.They are both in the Mustelid family, but are different species.
@@benjaminmiller3620 weasels are not a species though
@@benjaminmiller3620 but yeah I checked you're right
Today I learned, that the American usage of "weasel" means the whole genus. OK, Different genera.
Start with an O, Looks cute and fluffy... I introduce to you : the OSMAN
Caretaker: its the best thing to ever happen to me William: oh...:(
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That's not the caption you want to see on a video about Japan
I think it was supposed to be on the Logan Paul video
I honestly thought it was a marriage proposal video by William to caretaker lmao
@@kutsuro3901 They are married...
therealpanse - uh no? She’s his caretaker. But yeah, I’m pretty sure William might have a crush on her idk.
@@therealpanse can't he do it again?
I love how mature caretaker is. Like she's definitely the only reason William hasn't had electricity fire through his heart
*Lethal* electricity through his heart
"what about some fun fact about bingo--" "he's perfect"
Caretakers voice is super calming, please read me a book.
It makes so much sense that she's a teacher lol. It's a perfect teacher voice.
she sounds like scalett johansson
@@AaronKaiMCDNLD and looks like her, _hmmm_
1 minute in and I already feel bad for the poor woman. Bless u caretaker.
And you felt good for her because her dream came true.
and now she's going back to live again with Micheal
Chaitanya Singh god help her
@@thelastcube. Micheal is kind of like an otter. They're both small, loud, and destructive.
Okay this is bizarre... all I do is watch japanese otter videos (specifically bingo) as well as William and Michael's stuff... what happens? This happens
Will: I'm sorry for the things that I've done Also will : NOMMMMAMMM NOMMM
William: What are your thoughts on Bingo? Caretaker: *He's the best thing that has happened to me my entire life* William: *Oh* (but what about our *marriage* ?)
She is his wife?! I thought that they were siblings! She's been in his videos for like.... forever.
Wait, they're married? I thought they were dating!?
@@eleano29 I was thinking she was hired by his mother to look over him and prevent him from killing himself with the stupid stuff he makes
they aren't together, it's platonic
Thanks, everyone got the joke
Annoyed caretaker compilation makes me happy and sad
It just shows her love and patience. Such an adorable couple
Especially after remembering about the house fire. Yikes.
@@aliupsr the house fire wasn't their fault in the remotest, and while William jokes that they kinda had it coming from his home experiments, the fire really wasn't their fault. It was a wildfire. But it's so nice to see them living happily after that terrible loss.
U N - oh so it was one of the victims of that LA wildfire?
Bingo and his parents are so sweet. I’m so glad that you were able to spend the day with them how wonderful! TY Joyce & Tapi
2:12 THAT is the ULTIMATE DOG
I lost it when he biffed it jumping off the chair. I'm at work so trying to stifle it I just snorted loudly
the instant slow mo replay makes it. 4:27
@@Gondamar I'm so glad they edited that in. Watching those things in slow mo is always ten times better
I wouldn't have noticed without the slowmo
It’s a shame you didn’t name the video “I took caretaker to play bingo”
This is one of my favourite of your videos! I’ve been binging your channel for the last 3 weeks and this melted me.
William imitating the otter. Perfecto, you have my like 😂
I think we can all agree that Caretaker's voice twin is Scarlett Johannson and I love it!
wow you're right!
I was just thinking this and then i found your comment hahah
100%
First thing I noticed! She sounds so much like her. And idk if it's because of the voice but I think they're also similar otherwise, hair colour, face
I disagree
For anyone confused, the "caretaker" is his wife, and it's all an inside joke
Juan Pablo Gallego ok, thank you.
Ok, thank you
Juan Pablo Gallego Did people not know this?
@@r.t.1077 that's what I'm wondering. 😂
Where is the ring
This was a great video. I really liked the questions you asked the owner.
I just came here cuz i saw you on Bingo’s land and I love it. Just so you know Bingo is adorable eating his meal. Now you have a new subscriber bruh! Thanks for that great crossover!
William osman : uploads 3 videos in a week Mikahl reeee-ves : uploads 1 video in a whole month *BALANCED AS ALL THINGS SHOULD BE*
I prefer the reverse no offence will
Micheal makes up for it by appearing in Will's videos I have no complaints
Who?
Laetitian Madhatter r/woooosh
@@itchyprince3793 r/yourenotusingthatright
“Is it a boy or a girl?” Me: we all knew that answer after 3:07...
Smol pp
Actually no. A lot of female dogs have back ends that look just like that.
@@Sammie1053 They have testicles?
@@alexnaglich There's no way of describing this without sounding gross. That didn't look like a pair of testicle in the usual sense (even the usual sense on animals). It looked like a raised bump with a slit at the back end. My childhood dog was female and that bump on Bongo looks exactly the same as my dog's vagina did. Same shape, relative size and placement, etc.
testicles and a small penis above them.... I feel like u missed something
shes so patient omg i love these videos so much thank you
Otter: 3:06 Caretaker: 3:23 "iS iT a BoY oR A GirL"
It's a girl with a bonus :^)
Tbf the clip from 3:06 and the clip from 3:23 could have been taken at different times and just weren't arranged in order. hOw DoEs It FeEl To bE tHiS sTuPiD?
@@kelsiday2084 I mean he rolled around the entire video
Technically animals aren't boys or girl...they are male or female but aight
@@borpie that's right, as far as i know "boy" and "girl" are descriptors for humans... so no otter will be a boy, sad little pinocchio story
William: *does something* Caretaker: W i L l I A m ! !
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"Does something"? You mean fuckin light up everything in fire?
STUDIOCRAFTapps that wasn’t his fault tho
Doctor Eww I’m not talking of the house burning down.
2:17 That dog is my spirit animal
Yes
Yes
Yes
Please do more of these!!! You need to take care of our caretaker
4:27 ... " "Yeap that is me, and you might be wondering how i got my self in this situation ..."
i actually laugh out louded
fuckin busting my ass
She needs a medal
Yup
She needs a goddamn otter in my opinion
I wonder how much Micheal might be missing his adopted dad and caretaker. You could make the next video titled "I made my (adopted) son cry" if Micheal cries (Don't let him cry though Will)
Chaitanya Singh let him cry
THE COLLAB I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED. I LOVE BINGO OMG i’VE been subbed for so long to them
It always surprises me when two seemingly random channels I watch have a crossover episode. I think the algorithms have me in their control.
Imagine William had repurposed the squirrel car but put a stuffed otter on it
Caretaker would hand in the divorce papers faster than those squirrels ran away when they saw the robot abomination
"Ethically Sourced," of course...
1:20 I yelled when you said "Bingo",I've been following this good boy for a while on KZhead now,this is a crossoever I wasn't expecting!
Right I got so excited
I love it. I love the 'engineering'/builds and I also love the Caretaker-centric ones too.
"WILLIAM" Ah, the sounds of the Osman natural habitat...
White person goes to Tokyo japan Title: I'm sorry for all the things I've done Internet: This is fine
don't forget that he wore the toy story alien hat too
@@BigOlSmellyFlashlight oh no
LOL
"It's not a cat.... It's Bingo -Caretaker 2019
I love your narrations they're so unique!
4:27 I laughed more than I should've! The slow-mo and the derpface it made....too much for my poor lungs 😂
Starts with an O and looks cute and fluffy... Osman fits that description
Oatmeal
....orange
I think you mean *Ottoman Empire*
O-ring
After the whole ProJared debacle yesterday, the title of this video legitimately scared me lol
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Boy that sure blew up, he wasn't that famous, until this happened
Doctor Von Tacos ProJared cheated on his wife. Unsub from him if u want
@@bluewuppo proof?
Doctor Von Tacos his wife’s twitter.
This was the best video I've ever seen in my history of living. Thank you, Care Taker for your service.
Willy boi:what's the best thing that happened to you? Caretaker:Bingo Willy boi:TRIGGERD
Caretaker sounds like Scarlett Johansson on the microphone lol
TxGamer13 so true
She looks like Scarlett Johansson
@@lol... lol
Build a otter robot for Chesley now
As long as it doesn't include a taxidermied otter, I think she'll approve
I follow Bingo the otter channel, and suddenly this video appears on my feed, with Bingo as guest star, a cute surprise :)
Otter Bingo was nervous at the beginning, but at the end, he was willing to let William's caretaker to walk him at the park! literally their video description!
4:25 Father why have you forsaken me
R.I.P
4:26 actually
@@ruiviu9516 Tried correcting me by 1-2 seconds and still got it wrong twice hahahah
@@ruiviu9516 How is that an "actually" lmfao.
"I made my subscriber cry" There you go. New video title. I cried from the privacy of my own home for you. Caretaker and I are definitely on the same page about Otters-you two should go to the Vancouver Aquarium, it's my favourite otter place right now. Last time I went I was able to participate in a program where I learned more about the Sea Otters they have and also feed them. The Aquarium is great because they're providing a home to otters who wouldn't be able to survive in the wild. It was a complete dream come true. I also saw a wild river otter on a Victoria Island beach, so if you're looking for vacation suggestions, might I suggest Vancouver B.C. Canada?
“As long as it starts with an O and looks cute and fluffy” -Osman, William Oh, so you?
not gunna lie.... the only reason i continued to watch the first william osman video i clicked on wasnt because it was good.... i thought he talked kinda funny........... god dam near every video later, i cant get enough of this man. he seems like the most genuine video maker out there. i want to be his friend, his lover, his confidant..... godspeed william.... continue to please the people with your beauty
That's awesome. I'm glad Caretaker got to have this experience. She ABSOLUTELY deserves it.
"As long as it starts with an o and is cute and fluffy" Osman
This video is absolutely a dream come true. I have ALWAYS thought Otters were so adorable. Seeing one play like this, and being treated just like a cat or dog, but also like an actual child is too cute.
i gotta say i have binged all of your work and all i gotta say is best 4 days of my life
1. Starts with an O. 2. Is cute and fluffy. Can someone say Osman?
MA NAME BINGO that was funny. great stuff william. keep doing what you love to do man, I don't have better shit to do so I'll probably watch almost anything you put out.
8:40 MY NAME BINGO
William Osman: "...as long as it starts with an "O", cute, and fluffy" Me: *looking at "Osman"...* "Ok I see where you're going there"
Now that I think about it, William looks kind of like an otter.
🤭
Explains a lot
No william get outof that toilet no
I thought something really bad happened from the notification lol
William Osman trying to imitate otters is the best thing that has ever happened to me
Caretaker deserves this❤️🖤 also your otter eating sounds made me laugh way hard.
Well this is a crossover I would never have expected to happen
That otter has a bigger room than I do!
Same bro
I needed this today.
I had a constant smile on my face all throughout this video. :)))
Caretaker sounds like Scarlett Johannson in Her
"As long as it starts with an O and looks cute and fluffy" Osman starts with an O and is cute and fluffy Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!
Glad to see you treat caretaker well too.
Good Job, like watching holiday slides but not boring! plus you make yourself a nice guy without being douchey. :)
8:27 best voice over Golden Globe goes to... William Osman!
Osman William Starts with O / Cute / Fluffy (beard) /