Weird things Boris says...
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If Boris was just an actor or something and not a politician he would be the most beloved man in Britain
Indeed , possibly a comedian t○○!
@@Deggter Oh wait-
Well Reagan was both and he was beloved
yeah, he's only disliked because he's a politician. I like him, as Elizabeth, they feel more like people rather than little snobby twats in full power.. like in America.
@@cessnacitation-x charismatic leaders like borris, Reagan, Elizabeth II and napoleon are always more popular
I’m still 100% convinced he’s just a make a wish kid who came up with a really good wish
Lmao
Lol
As a conservative supporter I find this funny 😂
@Utahraptor I’m saying that even though op is in a way disrespecting the leader of the political party I support and the prime minister I still find it funny.
Lmao
I think boris's fav colour is B L O O
Yes very much
BLOO shamPOO
And his favourite activity is the ‘fris-BEE’
- D
B L O O
this guy really did waffle his way into prime minister
Waffle? How exactly? Because Corbyn tried waffling too via NHS, taking us out of NATO. Following the shadow chancellor's puppetry only.
@@TemplarKnightKEKW at no point in his comment did he call Corbyn the Messiah, he just made a point about Boris. It is ok to prefer him to Corbyn or starmer and also be allowed to criticize him. Instead of countering his argument with what Corbyn said he'd do, either agree he was right or come up with a reason Boris doesn't waffle
Bloo waffle?
@@TemplarKnightKEKW I hated Corbyn but making fun of Boris is just too fun 😉
true😂
Boris doesn't always brush his hair, but when he does he uses a balloon...
A BLOO ballOON
or a toffee apple
A BLOO one? 🤣
OMG it's true!!
He uses a toffee apple as a hair gel
So, boris cleans himself with the same thing he uses to clean his bathroom and his kitchen. Good to know. 00:00:01
Blue bleach, explains his hair and general skin tone, maybe also his odd behaviour
no, he cleans himself with his passport
You can really tell
and its blue too. its bleach. got it
Cleans his insides with bleach
Imagine if he actually got decapitated by a flying fris-B
That's some way to go out
frisbeé
Sounds ris-🔑
Fris-Bee
freeze bee
I find him so hilarious, but that doesn't necessarily mix with being PM 😂
People vote him for being funny... In the end, those idiot voters deserve him. Too bad the rest of us have to sit through it like disappointed parents.
The strangest Prime Minister this country will ever have
Ve-gan sausage rolls.
Hopefully this nightmare will end soon. Not sure if the next nightmare will be any better but I'd give anything to see the back of this idiot.
David Cameron and his desire for pigs wasn't strange?
@@storms9023 you pay taxes to an old lady in a castle 😂
@@Netflix_Kingbob We don’t actually. We pay taxes to the government who issue grants to the RF. That comment was a bit out of left field so I’m going to assume you’re just a troll.
He'd be great for some silly late night show but somehow he ended up a politician.
It always annoys me when a famous person goes to buy something, (in this case Boris with the ice cream) and they're getting ready to pay for it but the person denies the money. They may be famous but they should be treated just like everyone else.
@Matt Allcock why should it be different for politicians?
@Matt Allcock eh I think your looking at politicians with a slightly privileged (or ignorant) view. These people view this country as a business.
@Matt Allcock - Well, apart from Trump obviously 😂
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Well, if the seller doesn't want their money, they don't have to take it. If it was the other way around, and Boris was expecting it for free, but the seller wanted him to pay, then yes, I can see why that would be annoying.
I like the idea that he cleans his hair, toilet, over and car with the same bloo liquid.
I thought everyone did, isn't that normal? 😅
Don't forget our passports mate
101st like
"It comes in a sort of tube"
‘Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate JELLIES’
Savage burn
And just as a reminder, this is the most powerful man in the uk
might as well drop the nukes now then
Oh, that's absolutely not true. Rishi's got that honour, and unfortunately, he's that unique type of villain that actually knows what they're doing.
Eh he's just a puppet, the people in the shadows pulling his strings have the real power
Here before some random smartarse comments about this comment no longer being up-to-date.
@@josephharrison8354 well this aged terribly
he's a pretty terrible pm but god is he iconic
Now the question is, do we vote for or against him because on the one hand the country is in the shitter but on the other, this is very entertaining to watch and I'd love season 2
any pm that isnt corrupt is a good pm imo
@@undersuger53 are you saying that Boris isn’t corrupt? If so, have you been living under an incredibly large rock?
@@undersuger53 He's conclusively a bad PM then!
@@undersuger53 you've set yourself a low bar for what we should expect from a world leader
Its like he's trying to say things that he thinks are relatable but he's so far detached from the public and common folk that it all comes out like cold jelly.
He is trying to hard to relate to the people you are right
More like a great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly!
No
Because unfortunately 90% of voters vote based on who seems the soundest and the other 10% vote for whoever their family voted for.
Imagine going out onto a beach in November and seeing Boris with his chippy
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies" Mate you just earned yourself a subscriber.
I’m not sure the guy is bothered about a subscriber he is the prime minister
Borris seems like he always forgets to breathe
🤔"the last time I cooked was..... 😳LAST NIGHT "
Steak and oven chips..on a cold beach in November..you cant beat it 😉
I’m pretty sure his shampoo is called “domestos”
It's bloo toilet cleaner
Not even he knows
It comes in a sort of... tube
Man just wanted his Thai Curry 😂
Boris really breaks the “posh people are sophisticated” stereotype.
trouble is hes more rich than posh. daddy has always paid somebody to do everything for him, where posh people know loads about everything and usually have some kind of value about themselves. this guy just bounces from pillar to post like an oblivious diamond encrusted pinball.
I don’t think he’s ok Borris say BLOO twice if u need help *wink wink*
That zoom when he said last night at 4:07 was terrifying 🤣💀
I love how Spitting Image takes the piss out of the way he talks..." This is bloody serious! Gravitus Maximus! You've jolly well burned your crumpets this time!" lol.
at 2:26 Boris was ready to scrap
Yes.
I have had a 'Vee-gaN' sausage roll Have you had a 'Vee-gaN' sausage roll?
I love how the worst country leaders are the best memes.
I might disagree with him on political matters, but this man is a national treasure
Yes, a treasure like the Ark of the Covenant. Kills anything that touches it.
A national treasure? Are you for fucking real, he’s a horrendous and horrible human being
*traitor
Either he uses shampoo to clean his bathroom or Lysol to wash his hair. Ugh. Not knowing which one kills me!
As a mayor and prime minister he's not been the best, but by the gods he's so entertaining
Boris what colour are the pills you have been popping lately? Boris: 0:12
Viagra 🤣🤣🤣
Valium 🤣🤣
@@Verdeniza 🤣🤣🤣
Boris and clarkson would make a right duo
He's certainately an... interesting character, but I wish he was a regular *BLOO* collared guy where he could be known for his ice creams and sausage rolls instead of someone who has the power to do so much dammage
True, if he was goofy like this but had good policies I think I'd actually like him
Don’t forget his veGAN sausage rolls too
Take it back old boy, I mean u really couldn’t write this stuff, Beyond hilarious.
Boris "I clean my entire body with bloo" Johnson
bY a FlYInG ✨ F R I Z B E E ✨
friz ✨B E E✨
He was probably the class clown when he was in school.
"Great Supine Protoplasmic Invertebrate Jellies" - Boris' best line.
Watching Boris speak literally feels like listening to myself
Boris pretending to be a ghost: "BLOO!"
great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies
1:32 boris when he has to buy his own wine instead of the using the weekly government budget
Now I know why he chose a blue passport. Blue cleaning products, blue passport.
I’m so glad he’s going. It’s been like having the country run by an oblivion npc
veGAN, B L O O and fris-BEE are my favourites
I can't wait to get my BLOO passport!
i think he cleans himself with toothpaste...
if someone called me a 'supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly', i think id die of shame cos thats the best insult ive ever heard
Why does Boris kinda remind me or Wroetoshaw
Take that back old boy, so posh.
I'm still baffled by the fact that this person has such a huge political power in the UK. This person is a running joke, he makes every other politician in the UK look smart !
And we traded him in for Corbyn...
@@thepoliticalloser tbf both of them are shit lol
Both of em are bad. It’s just who was worse
@@robertglory6468 that's just what politics is pretty much lol what's worse of the bad
Diane abbot has him beat for stupidity I think lol. He’s a bit of a joke, but I think he’s a better option than May was and I think he’s better than whatever Labour and their shambles of a party could put forward.
I'm going to have to start saying it the Boris way "BLOO"
I don't really have a political opinion on him but I do know that I'd stan him if he were a celebrity or an influencer.
When you ignore all his politics, the guy really seems like a kinda chill and funny dude. Sadly though, he chose to run for office.
Don't forget the time he went to Peppa Pig World
Look i dont know what he is like as a PM (not from UK) but damn i love this guy hahaha walking meme
He’s not so great with the whole political side but boi has he made Parliament into the best sitcom on UK TV 😂
Politically, he's a fucking nightmare, but he's mainly known for waffling and moments like these than much else. Could be worse, one in the last decade fucked a pig Imao
What's he like as PM? He is the worst PM we have ever had. Self-interested, corrupt, an inveterate liar, everything he does is for himself and his mates, nothing for the people of this country.
imagine all of this without the music played in the background of this video. this... this must of been so awkward.
"So sorry, seem to have let my wallet in the Jaaaaaag "
"Oh well, never mind then!" Or "Terribly sorry darling, would you mind paying while I go warm up the Jagggggggg?"
na this man just makes my day and since im from northern ireland devolved government and such he doesnt effect us too much
bro is the dj khaled of politics
The lack of Kermit the frog and pepper pig relives me
2:37 how amazing
Honestly, if he wasn't a politician, I would actually like him.
Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly
*b l o o* *i n* *a* *t o o b*
Boris: I didn’t attend a party in me own back garden but I did enjoy it
Decapitated by a flying ✨FrIsbEe✨
Boris wasn't the best PM, but he's oddly amusing when he's just doing random things and saying random gibberish. Somehow he did get us through a lockdown though.
1:46 there's something so depressing about the way that ice cream is eaten. Right yep here we go... Mmmm! Mmmmm!
I bet he was Secretly a Chad in School
Gotta admit it’s very smart how he intentionally mispronounces words to take the attention away from him looking bad. For example look at 3:33, he claims he eats sausage rolls from greggs but is proven to be a liar when he doesn’t even know how much they cost, then at 3:56 he pronounces ‘vEgAn’ funnily to make you pay attention to that instead. And it works
Its to make himself look relatable and not some rich bozo so that people will vote for him again thinking hes just a normal dude
@@Spindely in some instances I’d agree with you like when he gets stuck on the zip line, when he steamrolled that kid when he was playing rugby or ‘great supine protoplasmic invertebrate JELLIES’😂 But other times he’s clearly doing it to take peoples attention away from him making mistakes because in my example I used at 3:56 you can see him desperately trying to think of a way to make himself look better
@@JDFBR You say "desperately" my friend, but I remind you of the position he holds today! See? It's stupid. But it worked. Also have you seen how many times "vegan" has been repeated by people? Compare that with the seconds before that you mentioned. How many times were they replayed? It works. It sucks. But it bloody works.
3:31 Just realised the masterstroke by boris. He didn't knew the price and was presented as a liar but then he said this absurd pronunciation of vegan. Everyone will remember this and not the lie. Sometimes I really believe that boris Johnson is just acting like a idiot and is actually a genius strategist
THE BLOO SHAMPOO
Never in my life have I heard someone pronounce frisbee the way he does
Idc what people say this guy is funny af 🤣
“And it’s BLOO, that’s what it is, BLOO, uhm but eh, it comes in a sort of tube, you know you know, you know. You know” - Boris Johnson, prime minister of the UK
"Belgium chocolate sauce" from an ice cream van 🤣😂 ... decapitated by flying frizBEE!
It's like someone's randomly tapping the autorecomended words above the keyboard xd
Politicians never stop to amaze 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s definitely just Sasha Baron Cohen in a costume
Amazing
Wow this NPC has a lot of bugs, I wish the devs would hurry up and fix him!
I didn't think I could dislike bozza more until he chose fish and chips over a sunday roast :/ absolute weirdo
a chippy is lovely what you on about mate
@@lancebengot7982 never said I didn’t like it , just doesn’t really compare to a full on roast 😩🤌🏻✨
@@Hollyse that is a reasonable opinion to me only because yorkshire puddings are top
@@lancebengot7982 especially when u fill them w gravy like lil cups lol
@@Hollyse omg yes that is absolute class
fris-🐝
England's version of Trump
mans putting toothpaste in his hair
That icecream cone must have been the first thing he paid for himself in a looong while.
the clash beeing his fav band propably makes them sad
He should have become a comedian. He would have been so popular
Him and Winston share many in common
i love this man
"Take it back old boy"
just like trump, boris talks a lot yet says absolutely nothing
Yet somehow they're both ridiculously funny 🤣
Trump is actually pretty straightforward. You'd know that if you didn't get your views on him from a third party.
@@mrman2415 unhinged, mate. Both BoJo and Trump.
This man is like a walking distraction
By a flying frizzbweee
Gotta love Boris Johnson
Well borris just gets better at sorting things out and making things a bit more confusing he love’s his foods he’s a true comidian
“Im bloo dabadee dabadie!”
Peppa Pig World