Just has that personality you can't teach. One of a kind.
@samuelosmyth6340 Жыл бұрын
Jim is an Aussie. I'm an Aussie. We all actually talk like this all of the time. It's completely normal. If you were at an Aussie BBQ then you would hear this kind of banter from multiple people all night long. It's how we roll. It's just great that Jim has made inroads into the international market and has exported our brand of humor, not that it's actually humor. It's just how we talk normally. Australia is a funny mother fuckin' place. You'd love it. Come on over. I'll throw a shrimp on the barbie for ya.
@RustyKeys72 Жыл бұрын
@@samuelosmyth6340 Sammy saints roach we're web whatever we are, we're skating!
@jimmysmom74493 ай бұрын
best comedian of all time
@marccarbone8969 Жыл бұрын
That's Russell Peters. Jim comes a close second.
@Fra42below7 ай бұрын
Definitely one of the best. But you can't say he's better than Louis Ck or Bill Burr.
@Tony114427 ай бұрын
Legend
@brendanjohanson5958 Жыл бұрын
We do Celsius here too, same with date; today is 27/1/2024 and we're also on military time. Midnight is 00:00 😊
@jimmysmom74493 ай бұрын
“Aight we’re fuckin on”. 🤣🤣🤣 it’s so simple yet so hilarious.
@mandymoore5774 Жыл бұрын
😂😂❤
@DonaldKDever Жыл бұрын
The last comment is so true.
@robertwhitten265 Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@brendanjohanson5958 Жыл бұрын
Have been a Jim fan for a long time but just lately I can tell he,s been in Hollywood land too long he,s lost that savage edge! Needs to spend a year back home.
@roywalker2649 Жыл бұрын
He’s just being sober mate
@arfa9601 Жыл бұрын
@@arfa9601 Sobriety is vastly overrated! Lol.
@roywalker2649 Жыл бұрын
@@roywalker2649 I'll drink to that!
@JK_Clark11 ай бұрын
Its not hollywood its having kids and a wife
@LiterallyGod11 ай бұрын
@@LiterallyGod Tell me about it,lol.
@roywalker264911 ай бұрын
At 4:30am you were wasted!!!😂😂😂 No Shit mate, job done 😂😂😂
@ajjohnstone7063 Жыл бұрын
My kid is the one standing there crying 😂
@Oliviux78 Жыл бұрын
😂
@DonaldKDever Жыл бұрын
😂❤
@DonaldKDever Жыл бұрын
That was quite deep at the end.
@paultwiss1997 ай бұрын
dude is great
@SAXONWARLORD1000AD Жыл бұрын
NO, IT AIN'T JUST JOKES! It is truth, disguised in jokes.
@babasemka Жыл бұрын
Haha it's a tad bit ironic that they feel the need to say "just jokes"afterwards xD
@ellyketchum3290 Жыл бұрын
"you don't get the Jackson 5 with love and positive reinforcement, you get the Jackson 5 with fear and intimidation"
@conephompany Жыл бұрын
Haha, I love Jim Jefferies
@unmanned_mission Жыл бұрын
he is better when he is drinking on set
@mehrabyazdani5240 Жыл бұрын
As most Aussies!
@henryzee6860 Жыл бұрын
Bollox he’s in a better place now and his shows are better too
@ajjohnstone7063 Жыл бұрын
"Good even---"
@AwesomeRepix7 ай бұрын
Funniest man on the planet.
@andymcneil7085Ай бұрын
This vid has way too few likes.
@JoeYellowSnow Жыл бұрын
I totally 💯 agree! Time to share the heck out of it!
@henryzee6860 Жыл бұрын
Hank cant read 😂😂😂😂
@shadwellwalemba87576 ай бұрын
It’s SI units mate .......KATE IM A SCIENTIST!!
@Rad-km7bg Жыл бұрын
I once said that to a cabbie that kicked me out
@Rad-km7bg Жыл бұрын
They have one thing in common with Michael Jackson they’re all ‘Bad’.
@LeahyPhoto2 ай бұрын
Jim jeffrey says yes?
@mainiotaainetta10 ай бұрын
"good eveni'
@kantraxoikol6914 Жыл бұрын
You can’t go to America with a drug charge yet you’re not allowed in with their own currency......
@Rad-km7bg Жыл бұрын
"Shit Kid" was also a danish rapper who went mad and killed somebody
@nielshansen8548 Жыл бұрын
Rad
@johnteevins70368 ай бұрын
Why is the “fuck” in “fat fuck” beeped? When Dave Chappelle calls someone the N-word noone beeps that out - but when someone who is overweighted calls someone a fat fuck it has to be beeped. Can someone explain that to me like to someone who just woke up from a 2000 year sleep like I did just recently? Thank you.
@luciustitius Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he actually said fat cunts, and that's why it got bleeped
@magnetikmonopole Жыл бұрын
It actually sounds like c¥nt.
@kendalrymple1111 Жыл бұрын
I rather think you crawled from under a rock. Jefferies is a comedian. He's joking and you're not. Get it now?
@arturama8581 Жыл бұрын
@@arturama8581 I think you misread the angle on that one...
@ellyketchum3290 Жыл бұрын
@@arturama8581 this is your "whoosh" moment. Be proud
@howardchambers9679 Жыл бұрын
Michael Jackson was also loved. Go to the penitentiaries & see the former unwanted children.
@pardus5045 Жыл бұрын
That's terrible resolution for 1080p tho
@fooltimedaddy Жыл бұрын
I think they make too much of graduations there ....if its special leave it for the last one !
@ananamu224824 күн бұрын
This is what being sober does to good comediennes.
@redreuben5260 Жыл бұрын
"comediennes" is that some kind of reverse woke joke shit or just plain stupidity?
@gaurasrspublishing11 ай бұрын
He's not a comedienne lmao
@josephsalmonte499510 ай бұрын
I really enjoy laughing and having a good time with my personal favorites when it comes to stand up and Jim is one of my top 10. Unfortunatly (i dont even bother writing this in good english since i am swedish so please overlook the misspellings). But I cant stand youtube when the miss bleeping out words and shit. I do understand if it would have been for something important that is also very offending. Like that Jim was saying faggot in a sentence. I mean that is just rude. Calling someone a faggot when they could be insulted for being a faggot. That I totally understand and respect. If Jim J. would like say "I meet a faggot" that would also be rude. Thank you KZhead for understanding the conecpt of time and place and sparing me these very horrifying words that might change my life from going from dark to dark material,
@marer231 Жыл бұрын
Good comment
@patricktimbs8788 Жыл бұрын
So.. why show shots of the audience? Who cares? The British TV used to do this years ago, showing all the "celebrities" who were given free tickets, and nobody cared then. I just don't give a single shyte about the audience
@iffracem14 күн бұрын
Avi yemini
@1947662 Жыл бұрын
What about him. Is he still out there, being a racist cünt?
@calibrazxr750 Жыл бұрын
Is a wife beater.
@bobburger77246 ай бұрын
his new stuff isn't as good, I feel like once a comedian hits a multimillion dollar net worth, they get shit. just look at Chappelle, Gervais, JImmy Carr, Rogan, Segura.
@yeetyeet70705 ай бұрын
Add Bill Burr to that list.
@budgiefriend4 ай бұрын
@@budgiefriend Bill's fine and also more importantly, he's got less bigotted with age
@yeetyeet70704 ай бұрын
Disappointing
@jamesmcinnis2083 ай бұрын
He's getting paid for this ?
@TNT-km2eg Жыл бұрын
I hope so, that room is full. If theyre not paying him he's getting scalped.
@henrlima87 Жыл бұрын
Jim must be funny as hell but I can't understand him!
@harryfischer90619 ай бұрын
Month first, so we know what month we are in the day of that month. So...March 23rd. Then the year. March 23rd, 2024. Thats how its done. We Americans do a lot of shit wrong.....the date is not one of them
@jeffwatts11263 ай бұрын
It is though if it makes you feel better you can say it as you want even if you are incorrect By your logic you should have the year first then month then day then day or night
@peterrobbins28623 ай бұрын
@@peterrobbins2862 Yeah, Idk.....350 million people do it the way I do. Doing it with the year first definitely isnt my logic, like at all, that came out of you. IDK if there's a wrong way, but the way Americans do it sounds right to me, and an entire continent. Oh, btw, you guys drive on the wrong side of the road, but I guess its because your steering wheels are on the wrong side of your cars
@jeffwatts11263 ай бұрын
@@jeffwatts1126 368+ think one way..... and 7.5 billion do it another....... but one part of "an entire continent" somehow prevails to you?... Well there are seven continent's not just the one the US is on. Only one part of the north American continent and one small war torn country in Africa still uses the archaic "imperial" as a measurement... does that make it right? (even though the official units in the US are actually metric) Logic would lead you to follow from either the lowest (day in this case) through month to highest (year) or the reverse (year-month-day) would be OK, No-one does it year first (AFAIK). But 'Muricans decide to go middle first, then lowest then highest? that's just..... silly. And really, 368+ 'Muricans to chose from, and the best that they can come with for President is a geriatric old fart or a narcissistic orangutan..... Not a great example
@iffracem14 күн бұрын
@@iffracem I doubt it'll change here, they talked about the imminent change in school 50 years ago. Never happened. By the way, of the two candidates, they are both pretty much the same age. One of them isn't actually all that bad, and the orange one is our national embarrassment, destined to die behind bars
@jeffwatts112614 күн бұрын
@@iffracem The way Ive been doing it my entire life works for me. Thats how these things work, btw. Go with what you have been using your entire life
@jeffwatts11265 күн бұрын
great comic. surely the woke warriors are licking their lips just waiting for him to do or say something they can pounce upon
@jen3800 Жыл бұрын
i mean the dude is left wing, anti guns, pro choice..............maybe you should just suck a fuck
@morphiendo Жыл бұрын
Jim Jefferies is a liberal.
@eileencastillo6323 Жыл бұрын
To hell with the woke warriors. They scare easily. I had a problem with some woke idiots and I put the fear of God in them now they won't even look in my direction, lol. They are brave until you get in there face, then they turn into five year olds and run to mommy.
@Historynerd42 Жыл бұрын
@@Historynerd42 Walking away from someone who threatens you is not cowardess, it's smart. Because when someone reacts to an opposing opinion with violence it is disturbing and dangerous. How much republican voter violence and murders does it take before any hint of common sense returns to those deliberately hate filled minds???
@eileencastillo6323 Жыл бұрын
Stop it with the woke bullshit. Get real
@Hoolygan4ever Жыл бұрын
The New squeaky clean sterile boring JJ not a single C word the cameras are hardly pointing at the audience laughing because it’s mostly canned laughter It’s like watching a lame episode of Friends
@karlsbikestunts Жыл бұрын
The Bleeped out word is the C word.
@kendalrymple1111 Жыл бұрын
There's an awful lot of F-Bombs in a show for it to be called "Squeaky Clean." Plus, I don't think the word "cunt" makes or break Jim's shows. He's better than that.
@chaosapiant Жыл бұрын
I think Canada does not like c@#t used in live shows.
@organicmechanic5150 Жыл бұрын
@@organicmechanic5150Indeed. Kevin Bloody Wilson has a song about it. If you didn't know, go and listen to it. Thank me later.
@chrisc475 Жыл бұрын
Copying Ricky Gervais
@brianmilligan1787 Жыл бұрын
Jim was funny once. It wasn't here.
@pseudolisa Жыл бұрын
butt plug fitting a little too tight?
@Hugh_Jorgen Жыл бұрын
Humour is subjective. What you don't find funny is making someone, somewhere, piss his/her/they/them their pants. And long may it continue
@howardchambers9679 Жыл бұрын
A rose is beautiful if you like it or not . And this time he is as interesting as some blabbering construction worker
@TNT-km2eg Жыл бұрын
@@howardchambers9679 his/her is all that's necessary
@youknowhuwitis Жыл бұрын
@@TNT-km2eg I don't think a rose is that good looking, it's just a flower. But a Lamborghini Miura, now that's beautiful. A Spitfire fighter, that's beautiful. But a flower is just a flower and ten days after you put it in your vase, it's compost.
@calibrazxr750 Жыл бұрын
Kids and houses are not the same, and blaming the teacher for everything is such a lame crybaby thing.
@dimebag108 Жыл бұрын
It's very important that you came here, to the comments section of an adult stand up comedian, to make that point.
@chrisc475 Жыл бұрын
It was a joke. His child can read and write he never had a problem where his house was built with no roof. He made it all up to humour 99.99% of the population. and make money out of it so he can send his child to school and build a house for his family.
@francoscioli9078 Жыл бұрын
#jen please do not use the word woke in the same sentence. As JJ
@chipmarley Жыл бұрын
Not true. Addiction can only occur if someone takes the substance, and through repeated use and depending on genetics and some other factors, you will eventually develop an addiction. What substance do we HAVE to use? Have to ingest? Food. That's the difference. No one has to drink or smoke or take cocaine to stay alive. Sorry Jeff. You be wrong.
@aaronwentzel41457 ай бұрын
So donuts and chocolates are necessary to stay alive?
@Tony114427 ай бұрын
@@Tony11442 Food is necessary to stay alive.
@aaronwentzel41457 ай бұрын
@@aaronwentzel4145 I had no idea
@Tony114427 ай бұрын
@@Tony11442 Obviously. 🙄
@aaronwentzel41457 ай бұрын
So cafinated beverages, processed foods and highly sweetened Faty foods are necessary for life are they Explains the morbid obesity, diabetes and heart disease epidemic in the sprites
Greatest story teller in the business
Just has that personality you can't teach. One of a kind.
Jim is an Aussie. I'm an Aussie. We all actually talk like this all of the time. It's completely normal. If you were at an Aussie BBQ then you would hear this kind of banter from multiple people all night long. It's how we roll. It's just great that Jim has made inroads into the international market and has exported our brand of humor, not that it's actually humor. It's just how we talk normally. Australia is a funny mother fuckin' place. You'd love it. Come on over. I'll throw a shrimp on the barbie for ya.
@@samuelosmyth6340 Sammy saints roach we're web whatever we are, we're skating!
best comedian of all time
That's Russell Peters. Jim comes a close second.
Definitely one of the best. But you can't say he's better than Louis Ck or Bill Burr.
Legend
We do Celsius here too, same with date; today is 27/1/2024 and we're also on military time. Midnight is 00:00 😊
“Aight we’re fuckin on”. 🤣🤣🤣 it’s so simple yet so hilarious.
😂😂❤
The last comment is so true.
Thanks
Have been a Jim fan for a long time but just lately I can tell he,s been in Hollywood land too long he,s lost that savage edge! Needs to spend a year back home.
He’s just being sober mate
@@arfa9601 Sobriety is vastly overrated! Lol.
@@roywalker2649 I'll drink to that!
Its not hollywood its having kids and a wife
@@LiterallyGod Tell me about it,lol.
At 4:30am you were wasted!!!😂😂😂 No Shit mate, job done 😂😂😂
My kid is the one standing there crying 😂
😂
😂❤
That was quite deep at the end.
dude is great
NO, IT AIN'T JUST JOKES! It is truth, disguised in jokes.
Haha it's a tad bit ironic that they feel the need to say "just jokes"afterwards xD
"you don't get the Jackson 5 with love and positive reinforcement, you get the Jackson 5 with fear and intimidation"
Haha, I love Jim Jefferies
he is better when he is drinking on set
As most Aussies!
Bollox he’s in a better place now and his shows are better too
"Good even---"
Funniest man on the planet.
This vid has way too few likes.
I totally 💯 agree! Time to share the heck out of it!
Hank cant read 😂😂😂😂
It’s SI units mate .......KATE IM A SCIENTIST!!
I once said that to a cabbie that kicked me out
They have one thing in common with Michael Jackson they’re all ‘Bad’.
Jim jeffrey says yes?
"good eveni'
You can’t go to America with a drug charge yet you’re not allowed in with their own currency......
"Shit Kid" was also a danish rapper who went mad and killed somebody
Rad
Why is the “fuck” in “fat fuck” beeped? When Dave Chappelle calls someone the N-word noone beeps that out - but when someone who is overweighted calls someone a fat fuck it has to be beeped. Can someone explain that to me like to someone who just woke up from a 2000 year sleep like I did just recently? Thank you.
Pretty sure he actually said fat cunts, and that's why it got bleeped
It actually sounds like c¥nt.
I rather think you crawled from under a rock. Jefferies is a comedian. He's joking and you're not. Get it now?
@@arturama8581 I think you misread the angle on that one...
@@arturama8581 this is your "whoosh" moment. Be proud
Michael Jackson was also loved. Go to the penitentiaries & see the former unwanted children.
That's terrible resolution for 1080p tho
I think they make too much of graduations there ....if its special leave it for the last one !
This is what being sober does to good comediennes.
"comediennes" is that some kind of reverse woke joke shit or just plain stupidity?
He's not a comedienne lmao
I really enjoy laughing and having a good time with my personal favorites when it comes to stand up and Jim is one of my top 10. Unfortunatly (i dont even bother writing this in good english since i am swedish so please overlook the misspellings). But I cant stand youtube when the miss bleeping out words and shit. I do understand if it would have been for something important that is also very offending. Like that Jim was saying faggot in a sentence. I mean that is just rude. Calling someone a faggot when they could be insulted for being a faggot. That I totally understand and respect. If Jim J. would like say "I meet a faggot" that would also be rude. Thank you KZhead for understanding the conecpt of time and place and sparing me these very horrifying words that might change my life from going from dark to dark material,
Good comment
So.. why show shots of the audience? Who cares? The British TV used to do this years ago, showing all the "celebrities" who were given free tickets, and nobody cared then. I just don't give a single shyte about the audience
Avi yemini
What about him. Is he still out there, being a racist cünt?
Is a wife beater.
his new stuff isn't as good, I feel like once a comedian hits a multimillion dollar net worth, they get shit. just look at Chappelle, Gervais, JImmy Carr, Rogan, Segura.
Add Bill Burr to that list.
@@budgiefriend Bill's fine and also more importantly, he's got less bigotted with age
Disappointing
He's getting paid for this ?
I hope so, that room is full. If theyre not paying him he's getting scalped.
Jim must be funny as hell but I can't understand him!
Month first, so we know what month we are in the day of that month. So...March 23rd. Then the year. March 23rd, 2024. Thats how its done. We Americans do a lot of shit wrong.....the date is not one of them
It is though if it makes you feel better you can say it as you want even if you are incorrect By your logic you should have the year first then month then day then day or night
@@peterrobbins2862 Yeah, Idk.....350 million people do it the way I do. Doing it with the year first definitely isnt my logic, like at all, that came out of you. IDK if there's a wrong way, but the way Americans do it sounds right to me, and an entire continent. Oh, btw, you guys drive on the wrong side of the road, but I guess its because your steering wheels are on the wrong side of your cars
@@jeffwatts1126 368+ think one way..... and 7.5 billion do it another....... but one part of "an entire continent" somehow prevails to you?... Well there are seven continent's not just the one the US is on. Only one part of the north American continent and one small war torn country in Africa still uses the archaic "imperial" as a measurement... does that make it right? (even though the official units in the US are actually metric) Logic would lead you to follow from either the lowest (day in this case) through month to highest (year) or the reverse (year-month-day) would be OK, No-one does it year first (AFAIK). But 'Muricans decide to go middle first, then lowest then highest? that's just..... silly. And really, 368+ 'Muricans to chose from, and the best that they can come with for President is a geriatric old fart or a narcissistic orangutan..... Not a great example
@@iffracem I doubt it'll change here, they talked about the imminent change in school 50 years ago. Never happened. By the way, of the two candidates, they are both pretty much the same age. One of them isn't actually all that bad, and the orange one is our national embarrassment, destined to die behind bars
@@iffracem The way Ive been doing it my entire life works for me. Thats how these things work, btw. Go with what you have been using your entire life
great comic. surely the woke warriors are licking their lips just waiting for him to do or say something they can pounce upon
i mean the dude is left wing, anti guns, pro choice..............maybe you should just suck a fuck
Jim Jefferies is a liberal.
To hell with the woke warriors. They scare easily. I had a problem with some woke idiots and I put the fear of God in them now they won't even look in my direction, lol. They are brave until you get in there face, then they turn into five year olds and run to mommy.
@@Historynerd42 Walking away from someone who threatens you is not cowardess, it's smart. Because when someone reacts to an opposing opinion with violence it is disturbing and dangerous. How much republican voter violence and murders does it take before any hint of common sense returns to those deliberately hate filled minds???
Stop it with the woke bullshit. Get real
The New squeaky clean sterile boring JJ not a single C word the cameras are hardly pointing at the audience laughing because it’s mostly canned laughter It’s like watching a lame episode of Friends
The Bleeped out word is the C word.
There's an awful lot of F-Bombs in a show for it to be called "Squeaky Clean." Plus, I don't think the word "cunt" makes or break Jim's shows. He's better than that.
I think Canada does not like c@#t used in live shows.
@@organicmechanic5150Indeed. Kevin Bloody Wilson has a song about it. If you didn't know, go and listen to it. Thank me later.
Copying Ricky Gervais
Jim was funny once. It wasn't here.
butt plug fitting a little too tight?
Humour is subjective. What you don't find funny is making someone, somewhere, piss his/her/they/them their pants. And long may it continue
A rose is beautiful if you like it or not . And this time he is as interesting as some blabbering construction worker
@@howardchambers9679 his/her is all that's necessary
@@TNT-km2eg I don't think a rose is that good looking, it's just a flower. But a Lamborghini Miura, now that's beautiful. A Spitfire fighter, that's beautiful. But a flower is just a flower and ten days after you put it in your vase, it's compost.
Kids and houses are not the same, and blaming the teacher for everything is such a lame crybaby thing.
It's very important that you came here, to the comments section of an adult stand up comedian, to make that point.
It was a joke. His child can read and write he never had a problem where his house was built with no roof. He made it all up to humour 99.99% of the population. and make money out of it so he can send his child to school and build a house for his family.
#jen please do not use the word woke in the same sentence. As JJ
Not true. Addiction can only occur if someone takes the substance, and through repeated use and depending on genetics and some other factors, you will eventually develop an addiction. What substance do we HAVE to use? Have to ingest? Food. That's the difference. No one has to drink or smoke or take cocaine to stay alive. Sorry Jeff. You be wrong.
So donuts and chocolates are necessary to stay alive?
@@Tony11442 Food is necessary to stay alive.
@@aaronwentzel4145 I had no idea
@@Tony11442 Obviously. 🙄
So cafinated beverages, processed foods and highly sweetened Faty foods are necessary for life are they Explains the morbid obesity, diabetes and heart disease epidemic in the sprites