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Half Australian

highway to hell
2018 ж. 8 Қаң.
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when you are Australian but not Australian

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  • “What are you, bionic?” “Nonononono... I only like the girls.”

    @lcsmdna@lcsmdna3 жыл бұрын

    • That one killed me lmao

      @braydenmackinaw689@braydenmackinaw6893 жыл бұрын

    • Thanks anyways 🤣

      @6TomCruz6@6TomCruz63 жыл бұрын

    • @Tom Cruz .. Next scene of man who lost his goat

      @hiighway7570@hiighway75703 жыл бұрын

    • @@hiighway7570 what kind of goat?

      @hindugoat2302@hindugoat23023 жыл бұрын

    • @Hindu Goat.. Goat Type: Hindu 🙃

      @hiighway7570@hiighway75703 жыл бұрын

  • I just noticed, if you look at the bottom right corner at 2:35, you can still see the dude that got pretzeled, and even better instead of helping him everyone is just gathered around just kinda observing and admiring him

    @yaboishrek2604@yaboishrek26043 жыл бұрын

    • Hahahaha. I still couldn't tell if the actor really do that stunt or it was a special effect.

      @Pulang_Diwa@Pulang_Diwa3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Pulang_Diwa I saw on an extra behind the scenes that it was a real dude getting pretzeled but it wasn’t the actors you see on screen. They just added there face over the stunt guy. He shows up on a cameo in the meeting when we meet the walbridge guy (the bad guy of the movie). I believe he was the guy to the right of the dude that says that hummus is a “very tasty...diarrhea like substance” I believe is what he said. And if I remember correctly, he was a young looking dark haired American dude

      @yaboishrek2604@yaboishrek26043 жыл бұрын

    • No no no no. 😁

      @jayson7627@jayson76272 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfao thanks for pointing that out. I never noticed that until now and I've seen this movie a lot of times. Hilarious

      @nick56677@nick5667711 ай бұрын

  • lol, come to Western Sydney and he does sound Australian.

    @somebuddyX@somebuddyX2 жыл бұрын

    • Hoodooos!

      @stevenodonnell9934@stevenodonnell99342 жыл бұрын

    • Would have been sold if he had a Bulldogs supporter jersey on lol.

      @TM686K@TM686K2 жыл бұрын

    • South West maybe.

      @Sqweekyy@Sqweekyy2 жыл бұрын

    • No mate 🤣 not even Australian,,,, maybe Lebanon yeah but not Australia,,,,,

      @N1KE187@N1KE1872 жыл бұрын

    • He'll fit in just fine anywhere before the bridge

      @tiggakayz@tiggakayz2 жыл бұрын

  • Haulf Haustralian Haulf Mount Everest. Lol

    @Chuckerson100@Chuckerson1004 жыл бұрын

  • Criminally underrated movie.

    @mattfake8634@mattfake86342 жыл бұрын

    • You may be Mr Fake, but your comment is completely true!

      @krishanuA@krishanuA2 жыл бұрын

    • What the movies name

      @aftabkhann2314@aftabkhann23142 жыл бұрын

    • @@aftabkhann2314 you don't mess with the zohan

      @theidler69@theidler692 жыл бұрын

  • "Could you atleast change the station" changes it to something more middle eastern or more foreign 😂

    @6TomCruz6@6TomCruz63 жыл бұрын

    • That scene always cracks me up 🤣🤣

      @805livin4@805livin42 жыл бұрын

  • As someone who is full Australian, I can attest that this is indeed the exact accent all the half Australian half Mount Everest kids I grew up with. I'll never forget all the Sabich and Jachnun we would eat together.

    @zt1788@zt17883 жыл бұрын

    • Did this just pop up in your recommendations too?

      @nobuzzlitebeer7258@nobuzzlitebeer72583 жыл бұрын

    • It did in mine, but we have crappy internet here near Mt Everest outside of Dapto ... so it takes a while ...

      @OldFellaDave@OldFellaDave2 жыл бұрын

    • I'm so glad you got rid of the apartheid

      @radovanprstojevic1060@radovanprstojevic10602 жыл бұрын

    • As someone who is also full australian, i can attest to the accuracy of this statement.

      @FM-dm8xj@FM-dm8xj2 жыл бұрын

    • JACHNUN😭

      @alexandrajablon4190@alexandrajablon41902 жыл бұрын

  • "you do not want to be throwing bicycles" just everything about his approach is perfect

    @nimbusflamel8844@nimbusflamel8844 Жыл бұрын

    • One night I walked out o a bar to see a massive angry drunk man throwing my bicycle. I now always lock my bicycle.

      @chillkitty5172@chillkitty5172 Жыл бұрын

  • this movie requires watching more than once. the jokes are plentiful and first time round I obviously missed loads.

    @jamesbarratt593@jamesbarratt5933 жыл бұрын

    • Bach in the days where he just did something random but it just worked I'm dying just remembering all the funny quirks. A the good ol carefree days

      @julienneangelocarpo2229@julienneangelocarpo22292 жыл бұрын

    • @@julienneangelocarpo2229 can't try that nowadays eh?

      @chimastudios@chimastudios Жыл бұрын

    • hah.. missed loads..

      @Poseidon650@Poseidon650 Жыл бұрын

  • Rob Schneider is always hilarious

    @kathytukavkin2522@kathytukavkin25223 жыл бұрын

    • Hes the best like always!

      @michalangelodolinaj289@michalangelodolinaj2892 жыл бұрын

    • He can do it!

      @Jamokai@Jamokai Жыл бұрын

  • I almost fell out of my chair when I heard half Australian half Mt. Everest

    @DDarkness@DDarkness3 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣

      @cbass4352@cbass4352Ай бұрын

  • "What are you bionic?" "No no no no no i only like the girls, thanks anyways"😂😂😂

    @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr@MrMaKeMeDiNnEr2 жыл бұрын

  • I no sleep, I no see World Series of poker. I'm dead! Rob is genius!

    @peterjarnes25@peterjarnes252 жыл бұрын

    • Ppl forget how popular WSOP was at midnight and early AM in 2007-2009.

      @nick56677@nick566772 жыл бұрын

  • Guy: where are you from Zohan: (coughs up flem) khaustralia Guy: really, you sound middle eastern Zohan: no no no similar accent, khhangarooo

    @azazel5701@azazel57012 жыл бұрын

  • I was 11 when this came out. So many of these jokes went over my head 😂

    @Scradleyellis@Scradleyellis Жыл бұрын

  • one of his best movies and no one mentions this one.

    @enzi42@enzi42 Жыл бұрын

    • HANGerOO See?

      @enzi42@enzi42 Жыл бұрын

    • That's because the core Sander's audience don't recognize this one. This is more a guilty pleasure type of movie.

      @andyserkiz3384@andyserkiz33848 ай бұрын

  • This guy is straight out of Bankstown.

    @sergeiarlovski@sergeiarlovski3 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯

      @s.a.1834@s.a.18342 жыл бұрын

  • "Salami, bologna, applesauce!" 🤣🤣🤣

    @Thatshowitsdone619@Thatshowitsdone6192 жыл бұрын

    • hello my name applesauce

      @indiancowpeedrinker9241@indiancowpeedrinker9241 Жыл бұрын

  • Smell it, smellt it, smell it, smell it, now take it. XD

    @JagTheRipper@JagTheRipper3 жыл бұрын

  • This is one of the most serious roles Nick Swardson has done. That and as the store employee in Click. Most of the roles Swardson has done have him being very kooky and eccentric.

    @eltonyescas5425@eltonyescas54252 жыл бұрын

  • This is movie made it right under the line before movies turned to shit.

    @harryhonsoo3255@harryhonsoo32552 жыл бұрын

  • Rob Schneider's dope asf

    @eastsideog2054@eastsideog20543 жыл бұрын

    • Rob Schneider is a stapler

      @hughmcnamara1790@hughmcnamara17903 жыл бұрын

    • I felt that Rob Schneider looked kinda unrecognizable. Same with Adam Sandler. Though Schneider is more known for playing those kinds of roles than Sandler is. I think this is the only time Adam Sandler played a role where he looks unrecognizable. But they were both great in the movie. And all the other films they did together.

      @eltonyescas5425@eltonyescas54253 жыл бұрын

    • Hi Rob Schneiders only fan, how are you?

      @UnjustifiedRecs@UnjustifiedRecs2 жыл бұрын

    • @@UnjustifiedRecs hi fcukface..better than ur toxic life..ginger..

      @eastsideog2054@eastsideog20542 жыл бұрын

    • @@UnjustifiedRecs this is his mums account

      @jayreynolds57@jayreynolds572 жыл бұрын

  • My main complain is the misrepresentation of the affordability of apartments in NYC in this clip

    @chichan8424@chichan84242 жыл бұрын

  • -"Woah, are you bionic?" -"nonononoO, I only like the girls" 😂

    @McGregorsPlumbingandHeating@McGregorsPlumbingandHeating3 жыл бұрын

  • Dude's Mom: Australia, it must be really nice out there since they got rid of the *Apartheid* Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much *cooler* I love how both of them don't know what the hell are they talking about.

    @falafel2964@falafel29643 жыл бұрын

    • OMG i just noticed this line for the first time! it is so funny

      @dani9082@dani90823 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @welcometolife4237@welcometolife42373 жыл бұрын

    • But they do, the rest of us don’t

      @nadiashireensiddiqi@nadiashireensiddiqi3 жыл бұрын

    • Mate I'm Aussie and don't even know what Apartheid means.

      @danielquinn9@danielquinn93 жыл бұрын

    • @@danielquinn9 search Apartheid South Africa mate. From a Victorian Aussie

      @onthewattle@onthewattle3 жыл бұрын

  • I fucking love this movie bro🤣🤣🤣

    @JC-nd5ye@JC-nd5ye2 жыл бұрын

  • What are you? Bionic? No no no,I only like the girls. I bet Sandler 100 percent made that moment.

    @KyloBeto@KyloBeto2 жыл бұрын

  • Most of these lines must have gone over my head when I watched this

    @drumboarder1@drumboarder13 жыл бұрын

  • "smell it smell it smell it.. now take it" That sounds like me with my.... ahmmm..

    @AdilParray@AdilParray2 жыл бұрын

  • australia gets rid of apartheid Zohan: "Oh YES!! the weather is much cooler"

    @zareeftashfique8168@zareeftashfique81682 жыл бұрын

  • 2:09 measuring his junk lol

    @Lawer7@Lawer72 жыл бұрын

    • if you listen closely he's adjusting it like a chiropractor

      @nocomment892@nocomment8922 жыл бұрын

  • "Apple who?!" 😂😂

    @adjone@adjone2 жыл бұрын

  • 2:50 always get me😂

    @Wanderer1991@Wanderer19912 жыл бұрын

    • “What is happening?” 💀

      @Lalo_Salamanca115@Lalo_Salamanca11511 ай бұрын

  • 2:38 - "Whose logsieb do I have to schlug?!" Gets me everytime. 😂

    @johanrossouw6432@johanrossouw64324 ай бұрын

  • Oh yes, the weather is much cooler 😆

    @dopamineee3715@dopamineee37153 жыл бұрын

  • "No no no no no no know i only like the girls"

    @husanabdul-fattah1181@husanabdul-fattah11812 жыл бұрын

  • what's this masterpiece

    @edraith@edraith2 жыл бұрын

  • Khalf khaustralian 🔥🔥🔥

    @Teriyaki92217@Teriyaki922172 жыл бұрын

  • 2:53 iTs bULL-sHAlaHaH!!!

    @dallassaavedra7471@dallassaavedra74713 жыл бұрын

  • the scene of the guy in the taxi is amazing

    @fleperd7021@fleperd70212 жыл бұрын

  • I love the part when he's fixing his duck lol

    @adams546@adams5462 жыл бұрын

  • Best movie scene ever.

    @1sexy30@1sexy302 жыл бұрын

  • 1:14 the only person who can perfect such a human pretzel is Lori loud!

    @themasterofcommentsandrese4351@themasterofcommentsandrese43519 ай бұрын

  • Hilarious 😂...Rob Schneider is also hilarious as the guy Zohan confiscated the goat 🐐 from 🤣

    @aybgreg6748@aybgreg6748 Жыл бұрын

  • Adam is extremely handsome in this film

    @braydenmackinaw689@braydenmackinaw6893 жыл бұрын

  • I'd love to see the behind the scenes on those foot uppercuts.

    @pickzkickz@pickzkickz Жыл бұрын

  • Gotta love the Zoltan x

    @bruxyb@bruxyb2 жыл бұрын

  • Want some chickens........no no no no....i fix for you

    @ILIK3HATERZ@ILIK3HATERZ3 жыл бұрын

  • You said you wanted pretzel smell it shell it now take it 🤣

    @zacherydewey3866@zacherydewey3866 Жыл бұрын

  • Half Mount Everest.

    @Rizzy_K@Rizzy_K2 жыл бұрын

  • Funny as hell 👍

    @anthonyorduno9634@anthonyorduno96342 жыл бұрын

  • סלאמי בולוני אפל סוס חחחחח גדול! אין על זוהאן! מזל טוב סנדלר! ❤️🤟

    @DanielBankerOfficial@DanielBankerOfficial2 жыл бұрын

  • my fave part when he fixs van and doesnt charge.

    @1sexy30@1sexy302 жыл бұрын

  • Lesson of the story and 99% of movies: Violence solves everything.

    @danellboy5757@danellboy5757 Жыл бұрын

  • @2:09 so funny

    @krispynah6043@krispynah60432 жыл бұрын

    • You look good

      @aliguyo5018@aliguyo50182 жыл бұрын

  • Genius

    @fahadbaloch8442@fahadbaloch84423 жыл бұрын

  • Stay away from my business, mustafa 😂😂

    @muneebbhat3928@muneebbhat39282 жыл бұрын

  • KHalf Mount everest 🤣🤣🤣

    @agentjproductions3718@agentjproductions37182 жыл бұрын

  • I ❤️ this movie 😁

    @hhdgdhum@hhdgdhum2 жыл бұрын

  • "Mustafa" got me hahaha

    @billvinsmoke3498@billvinsmoke3498 Жыл бұрын

  • What are you bionic? No i just like the girls

    @adharshmanikoth3381@adharshmanikoth33813 жыл бұрын

    • Thanks anyways

      @6TomCruz6@6TomCruz63 жыл бұрын

    • He thought he meant bisexual.

      @Castlecoke@Castlecoke3 жыл бұрын

  • 1:25 It's all beseder xD..I only like the girls... 2:10 I am *HAUSTRALIAN* xD

    @Lijaskurzeme@Lijaskurzeme5 жыл бұрын

  • Random office dude got kicked by Zohan multiple times, and still alive.. impressive!

    @HungarianPirate-uw6wx@HungarianPirate-uw6wx9 күн бұрын

  • Scrappy have another knedlach

    @bttp011@bttp0113 жыл бұрын

  • Ya know in a nice way, she is a "Good mom".

    @mikejohnson9118@mikejohnson91182 жыл бұрын

  • I’m not bionic, I only like the girls haha

    @Bxdarealest@Bxdarealest3 жыл бұрын

  • The NOBEL Peace Prize to Adam Sandler! I was in a VHS-store in Tel Aviv and they only had this movie. 157 copies of it...

    @sirjohnmara@sirjohnmara Жыл бұрын

  • Paul Mitchell is The God of Hair.

    @jeromehuntington3962@jeromehuntington39622 жыл бұрын

  • Hihihi! "Be nice! He could be a terrorist."

    @yndraism@yndraism8 ай бұрын

  • I looooove this mmoooooooovieeeeee

    @thomasbarton1050@thomasbarton10502 жыл бұрын

  • Australia they just made that name up.

    @uncletomscabin2073@uncletomscabin20732 жыл бұрын

  • hahahahaha good one mate

    @adam8822@adam88223 жыл бұрын

  • Hahaha i only like the girls. That line always gets me hahahah

    @monzon529@monzon5292 жыл бұрын

  • I like Adam Sandler but he should have done a podcast if he wanted me to watch him fuck around with his friends. DISCLAIMER: the early days were different.

    @FirstnameLastname-gy2ci@FirstnameLastname-gy2ci2 жыл бұрын

  • "yes its the feet, its the feet uppercut!" "SLAMI< BOLOGNA< APPLESAUSE"

    @johngate4715@johngate47152 жыл бұрын

  • What are you bionic 😂😂 I use this line all the time

    @deanomontano@deanomontano7 ай бұрын

  • I love Borat!

    @northernbrother1258@northernbrother1258 Жыл бұрын

  • 😂🤣😂 As an Aussie I can tell you where I’m from people sound very different to this fella I’m guessing he’s from Western Sydney or maybe Melbourne. 😂🤣😂

    @davegoldspink5354@davegoldspink5354 Жыл бұрын

  • salami baloney applesauce with the hand gesture lmao

    @itsmohitkhudotiya@itsmohitkhudotiya Жыл бұрын

  • Almost Oscar Nominee Adam Sandler🤣

    @DamanKingBear@DamanKingBear2 жыл бұрын

  • Come to Perth they're everywhere

    @craighumphries7761@craighumphries77612 жыл бұрын

  • What are you ? Bionic ??? No no no no no ! I only like the girls ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @titosumi7829@titosumi78292 жыл бұрын

  • The Salami part of Kazakhstan.

    @samirihamd874@samirihamd8742 жыл бұрын

  • Why is he just leaving the bicycle there? It can still be fixed.

    @guywhousesapseudonymonyout4272@guywhousesapseudonymonyout4272 Жыл бұрын

  • Full video please bro

    @laishraminaobakhuman2458@laishraminaobakhuman24582 жыл бұрын

  • The poster cutted the best scene. Lol.

    @deathwaiting9931@deathwaiting99312 жыл бұрын

  • Knedlahh=dumpling.

    @DeadzyW3@DeadzyW33 жыл бұрын

  • I love this movie

    @Cruz_Mckenzye@Cruz_Mckenzye Жыл бұрын

  • You do not want to be throwing bicycles.

    @willrandolph1301@willrandolph130111 ай бұрын

  • Half Hostrailian half Mount Everest !!!

    @r.c.j6358@r.c.j63582 жыл бұрын

  • Khaangaroo😀😂

    @Anubhav04011986@Anubhav040119863 жыл бұрын

  • Half Australian. Haulf Australian. Haulf Paul Mitchell. And Haulf Megaware Australian Man.

    @kylemessicktiedyecollector5690@kylemessicktiedyecollector56903 жыл бұрын

  • That is the most Israeli thing ive ever seen

    @johnpontes812@johnpontes8123 жыл бұрын

  • This was a frickin funny movie... Great to watch to take one away from the worlds craziness for a while. EDIT: Rob Schneider stole this movie IMO.

    @GordiansKnotHere@GordiansKnotHere Жыл бұрын

  • Mostafa LMFAO

    @tzgaming1520@tzgaming15202 жыл бұрын

  • I love how he said Bull Shlaha

    @gabegonzalez5055@gabegonzalez5055 Жыл бұрын

  • 2:09 - classic

    @joezunenet@joezunenet Жыл бұрын

  • That taxi driver is rob Schneider

    @shazanali692@shazanali692 Жыл бұрын

  • Whenever an accident occurs and somebody says “Let’s be glad nobody was hurt!” My first thought is ‘Not yet bitch, wait til the cops leave’ Thanks John Caparulo

    @jae5004@jae50042 жыл бұрын

  • whats this movie

    @infamoustop1029@infamoustop10292 жыл бұрын
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