** WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGES. **
a truck load of awesomeness, but also flashing images.
A special thanks to Chris of Clickspring -- be sure to check out his amazing work at:
/ @clickspring
Thanks also to Adam, AvE, and Stefan, appreciate you lending a hand and most of all for being great sports.
Adam Booth: / abom79
Stefan Gotteswinter: / syyl
AvE: / arduinoversusevil
Oh man, what have we done?! LOL! I hope I still have viewers after this one. Awesome job Tony!
No worries, I just signed up for lifetime membership! Well done!
I think you actually gained some (and some of them might even be interested in metalworking).
I can't imagine how the flea market scores would be on Avon79. Maybe a satire could be up on next SNS... Haha Cheers from Brazil! Keep up the awesome work, Adam.
Dude, I was waiting for the long haired wig in your shot...I'm going back to finish painting my nails.
Adam from what I'm reading you might be looking at a second channel! opportunity's a'knock'n!
Died at the AvE part...*walks into the oval office* "welcome back to the shop"
Same... TuhDAY! a treet ess - spesh- sheale
gen-tel-MEEEEEEEEEN
A treat especial... the king! AHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
I hope someone let him know :-D
State of the Union Address with hands only, hollering at the distracted camera guy playing on his phone, "Hey young man - focus, you fack!"
Lost it at "Gentlemen! Welcome back to the shop!"
This part feat another great youtuber named aVe.
same
President AvE when his aide gets distracted: "FOCUS, YOU F..."
Now that was a LOT of fun :)
Chris, good to see you here. did not know that you were a pilot (and time traveler) unless this was ALL satire... well keep up the good work!
Yeah, and the movie Top gun must have been about you two since they used your call signs and the movie came out in 86 too. Do you two know how to sing "you lost that loving feeling"? LOL Chris
Clickspring pure genius guys soooo much fun!!!
Looked it - it DID need at least one "g'day" though...
Clickspring Tell Tony to make a Patreon...
President AVE? Shut up and take my vote!!
RELEASE THE SHMOOOOOOO!!!
Bad things, no welder_pecker_detector_rulers ;_;
I would vote for the man from canukistan!
revmpandora he's got my vote! lol
Skookum as frig
I'd be okay with President Bumblefuck
That is Donald Bumblefuck to the civilized world.
@@ReevansElectro ...et al. Just can't let it go can you? Keep politics out of this channel. I'm assuming that "bumblefuck" is your I.Q? Pathetic.
Ya sound skookum as frig wah’
@@ReevansElectro Nope. Donald Deliberatefuck. Incompetence is excusable, malice is not.
@@Tommy98406 You haven't seen AvE's videos have you?
Finally a Solid State battery......no more messy chemicals.
Haha, that was hillarious! :D I am glad that I was able to contribute a small part to this masterpiece :D
Stefan Gotteswinter So glad to see that compilation. You guys are great.
I want to see the rest of that chess match, Stefan.
"Warum hab ich Untertitel?" xD suupergeil!
Not sure if IBM is just very advanced in the new timeline or if you just mixed up 96 and 69 ;)
Sehr gut, danke
Love it!
Thanks Grady!
This is cursed
I love that all my favorite KZhead channels reference each other
This is magical.
Underrated comment
The motherload of all youtube machine video crossovers.
Andrew Bain-Lindsay yes
crossOVERS yes thats it... avon? tee hee hee.
President AvE... If that ain't skookum, nothing is.
littlegrabbiZZ9PZA focus!
God-Emperor Uncle Bumblef%@# .. now that's my kind of parallel universe..
AVE campaign slogan : If you can't fix it, fuck it!
Brice Eychenne isn't that the current presidents motto?
as frig
Riddle me this: Just how drunk were you when you wrote the script? It's hilarious! :D
I suppose it's a spindle-off, it had to be preety lathe and they were buzzing, moments later, they felt TIG-ling in their hands. It was new I-die. So this happened, what we saw was wasn't boring nor turning, it was threading idea. That was a loose fit, but with some countersinking it squared... But why have U killed metric system?! How am I supposed to measure anything in inches? I have only two thumbs god damn it!
That's what you get after drinkinng about 13/12 metric inches of hydraulic fluid
@@aerogfs lmao
Whoa whoa whoa..... The machinists handbook clearly states 'NEVER *admit to* operating a machine tool while inebriated beyond a reasonable level'
This is possibly the single greatest youtube video I have ever seen.....
Second I think... This is first . kzhead.info/sun/dslthKd8j5-Ni40/bejne.html
So so good. Dam that was pure genius. Thank you 😊
thanks buddy!
jimmydiresta I
Love da stuff u make
I thought that one machinist''s universe didn't fit you both. I was probably wrong.
Yes, couldn't have said it better myself! Awesome, so funny.
Oh shit, I spit my soda across the table on the Avon79. Good stuff.
grntitan1 I choked on coffee when I saw Adam presenting the show.
Man, I rolled on the floor while laughing... This is better than Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Who is that guy? I seem to need to expand my youtube universe.
Search for Abom79. Start from the most viewed ones, or the older ones. There is plenty of great large machining there!
Yep, same place I lost it
This is far better than 95% of TV shows. I also liked comments from abom, diresta, clikspring, etc all people I follow
*avon
@@pacman10182 ABOM
@@jetaddict420 I think that was a joke in the video, I dont remember
@@pacman10182 Yep it was a joke Jet Addict missed - whoosh
@@MrPossumeyes jokes aren't the only things jet addicts miss
That. Was. Awesome! AvE for president!
Couldn't be worse then we have right now...lol
Tool manufacturing would be nice and properly made
AvE for Prime Minister! Election is tomorrow, after all
It's so sad he's Canadian... I'd love to vote for him in the 2020 election, make the shop great again!!!!
@@jnix112 Too late! :'( ...Unless..... !!1! :-)
AVE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!
Well at the very least we really would have a Stable Genius in the White House, unlike the current orange buffoon.
He will be, because he was (in that future we will get to last year) once the critical mass of subscribers exceeded what it was going to be otherwise * pi.
Now I'm dreaming of sitting back for an Avon79 marathon while wearing my "Make America a Skookum-Choocher Again!" hat. Boy, those were the days. I mean, ummm....
Matt Stum LOL!!!
"Make America Skookum-Choocher Again" *SAFETY SQUINTS*
lmao, favorite comment in a long time
The AvE bit was probably the best thing for me. But a brilliant vijayo overall!
I don't know how many times I've watched this and I still can't believe how genius and hilarious it is!
Man, I'm so glad AvE won the electoral college by that slim of a chance, it would have been terrible had Matthias Wandel gotten in office!
Well,he needs a running mate tho
Robert McEwen Bahaha perfect. Homemade bandsaws FOR EVERYONE.
AvE done dirty campaigning, vilifying Matthias with his slogan "say to to tree carcass"
I'd vote for AvE
He won by a thick, black Mediterranean one.
Talk about "etreate especiale" This was pure genius! MOAR, MOAR!
1:15 I think they stopped making the 9V rectangular stock. If you find a good source, please post.
Jimmy's Tractor i think they have it at batteries plus
They only have half of it at Batteries Plus, You have to get the other half from Batteries negative.
@@RGChandler i laughed so hard i woke up the lady!
@@RGChandler Batteries Negative. Aw shift key, you know that they are on the other side of town.
Question, can you machine a 12V battery down to a 9V ?
8:16 "BOOBIES" on the calculator
paul beenis You mean “the subscribulator” I completely missed that one till I looked for the “boobies”! Les in UK
For the longest time I couldn't decide if the occasional cameo was a throttle (jab) or just good fun. Super happy to see it's the later, as I really enjoy every one of those folks that have been "featured" in TOT videos. The Avon79 was terrific, Adam playing along (and the out-take at the end) made me literally LOL! Tony, you have skills, I'm just glad engineering and machining are amongst them, otherwise I would have probably never had the opportunity to enjoy. Thank you for taking the time to put this together, your creativity is simply off the charts.
Thanks DAS and yes, always all in good fun!
Don't forget that he's a magician too!
almost feel off the couch when I saw Avon 79 lol
I had to pause for a loooong laugh.
Not sure how on earth you talked adam into this one but DAMN was it funny Awesome video tony!!!
I love it with all the KZhead machinist inside jokes. Thanks for sharing your sense of humor!
Still one of the funniest collab vids. Such fantastic people to just do something for wanting to have a laugh and joke. You have yourself a great day Tony
Hilarious video/references Tony! You're a brilliant filmmaker and I always look forward to another one coming out.
Oh. My. God! What just happened??? I was sitting in front of my computer sipping my coffee; the screen went black. Then, I don't know for sure. It was like I was mesmerized. I saw and heard glimpses of familiar faces and voices, but they were in strange contexts to what I knew. This Old Tony, Stefan, Adam, Tom Lipton's music. Then everything went black. I became aware of my surroundings again. My dog was staring at me with a puzzled look. My coffee cup was empty, so I got up and went to the kitchen to get a refill. Sitting in the middle of my kitchen directly under the skylights was a brand spanking new, top of the line Clausing drillpress with all the bells and whistles and a full set of both Imperial and SI drill bits! On its table was a book that I initially thought was Machinery's Handbook, but when I read the title it said, Système international d'unités: A complete, coherent system of units used for scientific work, in which the fundamental quantities are length, time, electric current, temperature, mass, luminous intensity, and amount of substance. I have two drill presses already and don't need one in the kitchen. It's blocking the refrigerator door, and I can't get to the milk for my cereal. I'm putting on my padded blindfold and going back to bed.
I'm so glad I started watching the machinist and home gamer videos. You guys seem like the most genuine people. Anyway, love your content, probably my favorite out of them all. Thanks.
thanks!
Thank you tony. This is one of my favourites. Still watch it after three years
WHY CAN I ONLY GIVE THIS ONE THUMBS UP?!
AvE in the White House and we erased the metric system! Everything according to plan! Lmao
Rather AvE than that other guy....
@James: Still better than Hillary...
Yann Kitson Yeah, right. He acts like a moron, but he's your prez, not mine thankfully
Arnljot: Don't be such a sissy, you can't have your mother around all the time :D
Yeah, Obama is a dirt bag, but he's gone now.
I loved it! Never in my craziest dreams I could imagine Clicksprings and This Old Tony together. Both channels that I love!
This is a work of art, in so many levels. I simply keep coming back to watch it again and again.
That just absolutely made my day. Thanks to all of you guys who contributed.
Sweet jesus.... AvE for prez, ya! :-)
He'd be better than the one we'v got now>-:
You think? An ass would make a better prez than the current one. AvE'd be pure Deity.
I suppose keeping our man parts in the vises could be viewed by some as being bad as grabbing women by theirs... but I think AvE is more presidential than the current miscreant.
Is he canadian? In that video did we anex Canada?
No, Obummer is long gone, thank God, and now we have someone willing to undue the damage.
I’ve seen all your videos multiple times and somehow missed this one. This is absolutely the gold standard for KZhead content. I’m calling Netflix to pitch the weekly series staring TOT, his time traveling lathe and the gang.
Bro, I legitimately thought this was a very recent video. The opening bit fits. And the quality doesn't degrade as you go back in time. Your craft is literally timeless. I hope, in the future, your videos will be shown in instructional classes. Sincerely.
Well, it was uploaded from another, more advanced timeline. I mean, who could've know that AvE would actually win the election against Quinn?
I just watched this two years after you . And thought the same. 😁
Avon79, his grandfather was a manicurist and his father was a hairdresser. Where they ran the finest little beauty salon in Pinkycola. All the butch sailors had such fine soft hands and curly hair.. The envy of the fleet.
His name was Bwuce, Big Bad Bwuce. (Sung to the tune of Big Bad John. ;)
OMG, lol, avon79 ! too good, surprised you were able to talk adam into this, but im so glad he did it. this really made my day!
Oh. My. Goodness. How am I seeing this TWO YEARS LATE?!??!?!?!
Jeremy C Barnhart imagine how i feel
no one lol
This was the best thing I have watched all freakin year!!! Thanks TOT! And thanks to all the other favourites I love watching! Brad
Absolutely awesome! You may have just grown beyond the boundaries of KZhead. AVE as the President was Fantastic! Release the Smoo, Focus you F'''K! LMFAO.
Hail to the king ave!
I've watched this at least a dozen times, and the more I watch, the funnier it gets. Sometimes I nearly fall out of my chair. By far, the best video you have made .
It's just like that coolant: The more you drink it, the more drunk you get.
Oh my Lord I can watch this over and over again, it just keeps on getting better and better. It's just genius and it is so funny and hilarious. I think this is really the best clip/ video I have ever seen. (And as I said, it just keeps on getting better and better 😂)
So good Tony I am glad so may people liked this because there is no one I can show this masterpiece to who will appreciate it. Well done.
Masterpiece. Masterpiece. I can't repeat that word enough! Only person in the entire planet I could show this to was an Electrical Engineer I sometimes (few years, really) tie to a chair and force a select few AvE videos upon. Entirely worth the effort.
Tony, these videos you make are hilarious and just as entertaining as your regular machine shop videos. You are obviously a very talented machinist but you are equally talented at producing videos like this. Thanks for the awesome entertainment.
Thanks and thanks for watching Jack!
Rewatching the classics. This is still one of my favorite videos. It’s actually the one that got me to check out AvE’s channel, strangely enough. Thanks for all the awesome content!
"Did we just delete the metric system?" I'm dying!
Absolutely brilliant. Thank you!
this has to be the best colab on youtube ever
Possibly the best video on KZhead I have ever seen and I have some serious time invested in viewing. Apart from the multiple fits you induced a piece of genius!
This is with out a doubt the best collab video on KZhead!
No words. You sir are a true artist. Straight to the pool room with this one.
Ha Ahh Ha ahhhhhh hahaha 😂😂 the AVE clip had me balled up on the floor 😂😂
Over the last several months, I have made a point of somewhat "going back in time" to catch all the ToT videos I may have missed before 'The Enlightening' - which is when I realized that ToT is practically the Zeus of the KZheadz universe. I hit stuff like this and am just happy I lived long enough to discover it. Pure gold, and only getting better.
KZheads majesty of machining, united in one brilliant video! Thank you so much Tony!
Bwahahaha! 😆 The AvE bit damn near killed me! Good one!
Jim P me too! I damn near spit out my coffee with laughter.
This is the reason that I pay my internet
who would have ever thought someone would make a machinist time traveler video. Simply one of the greatest technical challenge ever pulled off. Well played tony, Well played.
"This page is optimized for Netscape Navigator 1.0" hahaha - totally forgot that thing :D
What about Mosaic forerunner to NN iirc
Legendary
OMG! AVE for president! hahahahahaaa - great video - just the laugh I needed!
You'd make a perfect audiobook voice, TOT. Great vid.
This is the single greatest video on the internet
I'm not sure what I just watched but it was brilliant!
Only youtube comment i have ever made. This is the best youtube video i have ever seen. Thank you and all your co conspirators.
Thanks for writing/watching James!
This still cracks me up every time. Pure genius.
This is THE historic, tongue-in-cheek, machining, inside-reference video that all others will be compared to from this day forward. Nice work, can't wait for the next one already!
Extra Awesome Tony! ATB, Robin
ROBRENZ you oughta get in these videos "guys the toolpost on the time machine lathe clearly wasnt secure enough, leading you far south of greece..."
needs more bolts
Great job. Now I want my imperial lathe dials back, NOW.
Your new DRO can't save you now >evil laugh
I wish I had the talent and skills to tell a story 1/2 as good as you do Tony.
This is BRILLIANT. I absolutely LOVE it. Definitely a treat especial.
Your channel sir is one of the best so far. You have the power to bring people together for a project.
Thanks AL!
@@ThisOldTony never expected an answer. Thank you for that. Greetings from Germany.
I literally busted out laughing. Another master fantastic one Tony.
Thanks Brad!
Still cracks me up watching it again! The one that had me on the floor was Adam’s part, fucking hilarious!!😬😬
As a machinist and KZhead nerd and science fan in general, that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Thank you and congratulations! To all of you KZhead content creators.
Brilliant! Simply brilliant! Thanks Tony!!!
Welcome back to Click*sprong* - in this episode we'll be *zzzzztttt* release the SHMOO!
we arent New zealanders haha
I haven't laughed so hard in my life with Adam and that lotion.
One of the best bits of youtube I have experienced. Big ups Tony! and love your work Chris!
This and the spring video are my favorite ToT vids ever. Your a freakn genius
Love the subscribeulator
I know right, I was wait a minute is the name of that subscribulator?
@@saberboi1526 Just Sharp. No Brown.
That's one hell of a lathe.
You guys are AWESOME! ! thanks for the best laugh I've had in a long time!
This is great I love the dynamic between you and click spring
I loved the allusion to Cody, Wyoming.
I didn't understand that one.
@@bvcxzgt5451 MrPete's brother lives there
@@bcwrangler or is it a Vonnegut reference?
I was thinking that guy at the lathe was Tubalcain's brother from Cody Wyoming as well! Best of your videos yet!
ha!
Watching this for the second time, loving the references even more 😁 really enjoying the new project from Clickspring btw.
BEST VID EVER! I have tears streaming down my face, and my wife thought I was crazy for laughing so hard ... THANKS to ALL of you guys ...
I swear Clickspring called Tony "Tiny" all because of his accent.
It's your ears that have the accent...
@@RogerBarraud They're maybe pointy, like mine.
I even checked the transcript to see what that made of Tiny !
11:05 ORIGINS 2!
Aww you have no replies. Here take mine. 👋
All my favorites in one spot? Guys, thanks for some fun. Y'all are wonderful. Great job ToT!
All my favourite youtubers in one vid, perfect !