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Count yourself fortunate for not attempting GT Sport platinum. That was a whole world of pain.
Super-GT!
Oh hey it's Alex Albon
I'm a fan
I still have nightmares trying to reach level 50 to this day 🫥
Yo a wild super GT appeared, i am watching this wearing your merch actually! Shoutout to you haha.
Bro called a ford GT a dodge viper 💀
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Alternative title: when a non car guy tries to platinum a racing game
real, bro doesn't know shi about cars
@@0m3raga and you do? lol its a game no need to cry
@@intensevolcom2036pretty sure even a toddler knows more, yes
@@intensevolcom2036 I'm nothing crying. I agree to him
@@intensevolcom2036 yes?
11:00 If you havent gotten 001 ms slower than the gold time, you havent experienced the true granturismo
You would think that would be harder to do than getting gold but you somehow manage to do it 4 times in a row
@@garretttomasek3435 Hahah shaving tenths off bit by bit until the silver turns to gold is a grueling grind
Once I got 0.004 seconds to slow down
I got the exact gold time, but because it was gt2 I didn't get the gold
I love this series and your content but as a car guy and motorsport enthusiast I felt physical pain a lot in this video
Fr. My favourite parts of the video were the parts he clearly had no idea what he was talking about, but still chose to talk shit
my favorite part was 14:08
The viper part and everything
Yes I love the viper with ford gt written on the rear license plate 🤣
LITERALLY
Brotha has 0 car knowledge 💀
As someone who sim races a lot, yes, this platinum can be difficult for someone who isn’t used to sims, but not understanding racing and then saying the times are too hard just doesn’t making sense, I don’t know what you expected. That being said, I still love the videos
“The Burg Ring” “LEE Man’s” Bro sending me with these 😂
This video hurt me more than I expected. I was quite literally shouting "MATE YOU HAVE A FUCKING LINE, FOLLOW THE LINE" 🤣 And calling a ford gt a Dodge viper, or even saying that Monza is "this beautiful wooden area" 10/10
or saying that the 500 Abarth sucks, as an italian I felt like a little hole poked in my soul
@xoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxoxooxxoxoxoxo I’m American and this all hurt my soul.
Bro raced in raining conditions with comfort soft tires...No wonder it took him that long
Comfort tyres aren't actually that bad for rain. Sport tyres slide more, and, undoubtedly, racing tyres (that aren't inters or heavy rain tyres) will make you feel like you're ice skating.
@@projectvii4230 what about using intermidiates?
@@projectvii4230golden rule of Motorsport is right tyres for the right track conditions.
@@marcstafanov8431in a 600 PP race that's pretty useless
8:45 _A bit difficult to turn and break properly when you're on a wet track... _*_with comfort softs._* _And I'm so glad you quit the challenge before making it to the Super license, because S10 would have made you want to throw yourself into a volcano._ 💀
S10 is an absolute nightmare.
Wait until he gets to master license
@@Majski900R _I don't think he'd be done with the Master license before GTA V drops at the rate he was going._ 😭
@@SingularityEngine _I hate the Porsche 917K because of that test, it's a beautiful piece of machinery and history, but it's also now associated to an awful experience._ 😭
To be honest S10 wasn't the worst thing ever for me. Master S 10 however, bloody hell💀
They changed the time because of the physics change and certain cars can do faster times. Also don't go above traction control 1 or 2. You just lose half a second after that. I recommend 1 if you have trouble with the car
Most difficult thing for Platinum on GT7 would be 3 legendary cars, with some price tags over 10M credits and vehicles only being available in the Legends Dealer, it’s a lot of grinding and waiting for them to stock the cars needed. Licenses are frustrating, but so relieving and rewarding once complete to gold. 🙏🏽
Love Gran Turismo, got platinum on all parts of this series. GT5 was the hardest platinum in my opinion, whilst GT Sport was the most time consuming part due to level 50 grind...
Super licence gets so damn hard! I haven't even attempted the new licence tests they added with the recent update
HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, KID, I ASSUME YOU NEVER TRIED 100% GT4 😂😅😢😭🤮😵💫😵💀☠️
@@CrashBandiii You're right. I should do them again 🙈 Did them before update
@@aminur14 gt4 was much easier than 5 what are you yapping about
@@aminur14 GT4 didn’t have trophies mate. I was talking about platinum games.
They updated the license times because they’ve fixed/tweaked the physics to make cars easier to handle. All of them are doable, on controller. Just have to get good!
Bro never play a racing game again. Watching this as a car guy is pure agony
Day 8 asking for Elden ring
I platinum’d and think it’s be a fun video for him to do too.
I think this guy has only just got into getting platinum trophies within the last year. Elden ring is definitely way too vast for him atm. Like we are literally watching him play GT7. You think he’s gonna put on elden ring lmao
Excellent idea
It's an easy platinum though
@@kieran4400i did elden ring for a video and barely took me 35 hours, so pretty sure it can be an easy one for Ilusion!!
That "Dodge Viper" Was a Ford GT...
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“Dodge viper” driving ford gt
I mean yeah... for someone who calls tracks "maps" and uses braking zone indicators, I can very well imagine this to be difficult😂
don't worry, he will become a God in Forza Horizon 5, after clearing all of those GT7 licenses
nah he will literally plat it hahahah@@jensenraylight8011
you try all the licenses with out it :D lets see
personally ... using breaking zone indicators are helping me quite a bit with this plat, would love to know what (if any) assists you had on silly goober
@@blueyedevil07 breaking zone is really helpful especially for post-beginners. I spend over 190 hours before i memorized track sections good enough that i dont need precise brake zone - especially with online time trials, which really develop those skills to improvise and get better. I doubt he is a guy who will ever turn them off anyways as he aims to get platinium and never get back to that type of game, so who cares.... he can do what he feels after all. I personally recommend - mid assists(not too much but not completely all off - unless you are ready to risk spinning of mid of important race. I have ABS usually default and sometimes weak to help understeer slightly and pressure sensitivity on brake and gas on weak but been tempting to try with 'off' as well soon and TCS can go from 0-3 all after situation and whats the final point. mostly 1 especially with snappy cars. Completing human comedy all gold including lake maggiore - that is a nightmare does require serious skills and memorising track and just creating a routing as it requires consistent 1.57 or 1.58 in a whole hour + AI that can spin you off and ram you on straight just to disbalance the car... AI is too evil and rigged on lake maggiore.
bro ain't a car guy i can see
He said " He never seen a Mini Cooper in America in his life." Like, Really....how?!
dude called the Ford GT a dodge viper ☠️
8:46 "dodge viper"
As someone who has also tried and failed to get the GT7 Platinum... I approve this video. 😂 low key want a part 2 though
Comfort soft in a ford gt in rain is hilarious and u wonder why u struggled
yea as a non gt player this plat is the hardest thing to exist. you just gotta put a lot of time in to understand the mechanics and driving lines like i did when i first started play gt like 10 years ago
POV: A non-car guy tries a racing game for the first time
i LOVE this series, and haven't missed an episode! hope you keep on going man
"I don't know how that ghost goes through the corners". Dude... That ghost is your own best run.
Not always, you can set ghost setting to show the demonstration on track. I doubt it's his ghost lol
you called a ford gt a "dodge viper", good grief.Anyways keep up the good work.
I agree with you 100%....I only have the one license trophy left to get the platinum and only have 4-10 on the super license to finish and I would GLADLY pay someone else to get the golds. The most frustrating thing about it is I would have the Platinum if they had left the times like they were originally. But making the times harder was just wrong!!!
The physics change we got in the update last year made the game a lot harder
The times had to change because they changed the physics and the cars got way faster. You're lucky that you ain't playing Gran Turismo 2 or 3 where it was insanely difficult. You had to be a very good player. I'm not the best in GT7 but also not and I did get all gold even after the update on another account.
The gold times are absurd. Previous games my natural speed was usually a silver, but it didn't take too many runs to figure out how to go faster and get gold. On 7 I'm lucky if I get silver on the first try, and getting gold is damn near impossible. I swear you have to be Max Verstappen to get some of those gold times.
@@GiuseppeDAntelmitime and practice, taking a step back and coming back to them helps me a lot too.
Don’t need to pay, let me know if you need some help! The Super Licence wasn’t that easy to me, but I managed to get gold in everything in a couple of days.
It's so funny seeing an obviously non car guy making a platinum trophy in a game, which has nothing else to offer than cars
This is both awesome and painful to see this man play
You don’t know true suffering until you’ve tried to get gold with the SRT Tomahawk Vision GT on the GT5 final license test. That thing is *insanely* hard to control in tight turns because it’s so fast
Watching this video when you've already got gold in (almost) everything in GT7 is a form of torture I didn't know existed. Just wait until you get to the Master licence tests, that's where the time requirements become absurd.
So in short: You have no skill and no clue what is going on.
i stopped playing right before i got the plat for a long time im only missing 2 trophies(3 legendary race winner cars and 50 races in sports mode). didnt play much since i switched to pc with all my simracing stuff. Also seeing a casual non racing game dude try this is fun to watch, glad you gave it a shot for our entertainment Love ya
8:46 casually calls a 2005 or so ford gt a dodge viper 😂😂
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Strangest part is, he has supposedly played Forza (which has both). How do you get those two mixed up?
It's always refreshing watching a non car guy tries racing games. The innocence and suffering reminds my childhood when I didn't understand any sht😂
Keep the videos coming man!! I’ve enjoyed all of them so far, and they make college life go by smoother and faster!!!!
Actually the license tests are easier, the time changed because the game physics changed, so they adjusted the time you need. Great video btw
😂 “professional rac1st” trophy… hilarious 🤣 Great video! Made me laugh out loud! ✌🏻 Very recognisable moments 😅
Thanks for pumping these videos so frequently... respect 🙏
I felt like i was being trolled when i saw you doing the world championship with those shitty ass tires 😂
Not gonna lie the License center made me feel weak 😂 like I never thought that losing to myself (ghost car) could be so frustrating so many times I made a curve thinking I did good only to see my Ghost getting ahead of me my god this place felt like hell😂 so I definitely feel your pain my brother 😂. At some points I had to change between manual and automatic because the automatic was changing gears way to late messing up my recovery from curves
Love the vid lol, for me I’ve been in racing games for years so I thought it was funny to watch you struggle
Genuinely listen to just the audios at work and it’s entertaining with just that so thanks
I got the platinum in march with the new times and when I saw that they shaved all the gold times by like a secondo or even two I was like shocked, especially with the last test in the super licence. That was a real nightmare
Have you attempted the master S license yet?
@@Jesse5111 not yet, and I’m pretty sure that they are even worst than the normal S tests. So I will do those when my mental health is high enough to support such a big hit
@@kiappo142 no rain but they require near perfection for gold
@@Jesse5111 i do count perfection as a mild said word. Still on the B license there as shaving 0.0020 can be nightmare on some even with near perfect driving
Well i wouldnt complain too much about Master license as it came way later than the normal license so the times were already estimated on the base of the current physics, unlike the older test where they had to change little bit of this and that.
Definitely waiting on the part 2
Dude I saw you online playing this and immediately felt your pain 😭
The ghost in the licence centre is you on your best run
I got this platinum basically just from playing the game because I loved it so much.
loving the series bruh
The honda fits were like halftime entertainment for the real racing at the track
The times on the licenses got down, but the tyre physics got SO much better. Its way easier now to get a gold lol
Son I had to subscribe this dude funny asf “I rather spend these credits on child support instead of pimping out the Honda hybrid piece of ass”😂😂
I literally only need the Ferrari 330 P4 to get the platinum but the last time it was in the dealership it was 20 mil 💀
4:04 me who literally live near that nice beautifull qooded area ahahah
Mate! I agreeeee with you 100%. The later gold licence time changes that they made (esp this one) SUCK….. I am exactly the same, the best I can repeatedly get is 56.9.366, and have given up with this one. So I’m extremely proud of your accomplishment here and for your great video!! Pete.
From the mis pronounced to the dodge gt, this video mentaly and physicaly pained me more than birth probrably hurts
Got the platinum just before the update that made the time trials harder 😛 was helping a friend get them afterwards and the challenges are indeed very hard, but if you love the game, you get a lot better at it over the months which make you enjoy the challenges 😁
You should have done it in VR for the hell of it 😂
This was a refreshing video since 😮be played gran turismo 3 back when I was younger 😅😊❤
I think you just have a MAJOR. SKILL. ISSUE.
Hi i love how ya get the platinums and how much pain yo go through to get them
Bro called the Le-Mans Lamens💀
Currently stuggling on IA-10 with the green Mercedes AMG GT R and those damn 0:56.000 (for the times being lowered, they also improved the physics of the game since launch so they adjusted the required times too, not sure if it is really much harder than before).
Honestly got a lot of respect For this achievement. I feel like this game is so hard on controller I honestly don’t even put it on if I’m not playing on my wheel
Hey thanks for the video. Do you recommend a wheel for the platinum?
As someone who only needs to farm credits and play a few races online to have the platinum, I can recommend a wheel, you can do it with a controller still but a wheel will make it fairly easier (You'll have to learn to properly drive with it obviously, but at that point the game will be easier)
It's a good day when daddy illusion drops
Oh boi you haven't tried the very last license test in the game. Spa francorchamps, heavy rain, and a race car from the 1970s
I remember him making Warzone and fortnite videos and now him playing one of my favorite franchises has now made my day.
Indeed
I'd love to see the Gran Turismo 4 License Tests. If you thought getting all golds in this game was fun, that game will definitely be an experience. Also, little tip with the license tests. Turning off the assists or at least turning Traction Control down and ASM off really improves times greatly, but makes it harder to drive. The gold times only went down because car handling was tweaked in game, so the times were about equally as difficult at launch.
I have always been an enemy to the TCS until GT6 released, but i needed to activate it on Nürburgring AMG and 917K
@@tugradd8961 that one is doable without any especially the IA-10. I have posted video before on my own run - 55.900, NO TCS and NO ABS which just made it pretty much possible to toss that german sausage around track hahaha. Came back to it 4 months or 200 hours later - i dominated it - 10 golds in a row with best one being 55.100 which i believe is possible high 54.xxx
As someone who’s put around 200 hours of driving into this game I love to see you commentate this journey, thanks KZhead algorithm
I got this game about 3 weeks ago. As someone who went through the same license tests you are going through right now, I really hate to say it, but the license tests get so much worse. Super licenses exams are nothing but 1 lap attacks and the last couple are excruciatingly difficult. And just wait until you have to buy the 3 legendary cars you need. The ford mk4 was just available but it’s gone now. I have all the other trophies in the game and all I get to do now is sit around and wait for the cars I need to be available for purchase.
The thumbnail legitimately nearly made me spit out my coffee 💀
I dont play GT but I do play sim racers. Went to gaming cafe, hoped into an into a super license, Formula car at Laguna seca, got silver just after a few minutes of practice 🤷♀
yo illusion i love ur content bro❤❤❤
as a huge racing and gt fan this video is hilarious
Haven’t even watched it but the lisences is where i gave up the last one with Porsche in the rain I can’t even do the straight. Ill ease in on the throttle and spin out
9:33 nice quote there fellow talladega nights The Ballad of Ricky Bobby fan 😎
You’re video’s helps me a lot because she didn’t liked me and now I have something to watch and don’t think about her Thank you ❤
real bro
Bruh the truck race is my Favorit out of all of the licenses things
Love your videos and memes
I actually did all the hard trophies and now just need to grind credits to buy the legendary cars for platinum but I can’t get myself to do it. The license tests all gold trophy was very hard
"I'm not that guy pal" 14 minute video edition
Never expected this at all Love this game. I'm over 600 hours in lol
The licenses times used to be slower cuz the physics were so much harder on release
I fully completed the “hard work pays off” trophy after the new update, on a controller, with automatic transmission, and this is my first sim racing game, it was a terrible experience.
"these maps still suck balls" if he finds out these race tracks are real he gonna start tweaking for sure
Bro is getting these plats too fast 😭
12:36 bro is doing THE Nuremberg Trials
“Professional Racist” on the thumbnail is Devious 💀
MY MAN JST KEEPS GOING❤
that's great ! we need another racing game platinum
I think i am gonna play GT7 again just because i noticed there is ultimate Tuning but i have to grind for it tho xD
My first platinum trophy and thankfully I did brought that Ferretti Le mans (before the price jump to 20 million credits)
As a car guy, this hurt to watch…
Practice makes perfect. Yes, they changed the required time for that test. It's literally my favorite track, one where I can run consistent 6 minute laps in other faster cars, and I still struggled with that test. The fact of the matter is many more people have been purchasing direct drive wheels and pedals and the resolution thus achieved, that extra width and granularity in the controls of the car allows for most to be able to post better times. Developing muscle memory and letting it rip. That being said, most will not have the will or the economic viability to purchase such a setup. That, and get good. Really, practice a lot. I have the plat for this game, and it's well worth it. And everything you learn is really transferable to real world driving dynamics. Good luck and don't give up. Rome wasn't built in a day.
Callings tracks, maps 🤣 this is no car guy at all 😂