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NEW Clarkson's Farm S2 Gerald Clips 2023 Diddly Squat

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2023 ж. 10 Ақп.
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Amazon Prime Clips from the New season 2 of Clarkson's Farm 2023
All clips of the Legend Gerald :)
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  • Gerald is a national treasure. The only man on television that no one can understand. We need more people in TV like him.

    @MERISI001@MERISI001 Жыл бұрын

    • Real people :)

      @RobRandom@RobRandom Жыл бұрын

    • What about Sleepy Joe Biden

      @bcampbell611@bcampbell611 Жыл бұрын

    • Maybe coz they mess with it in the edits

      @victoriarobinson6227@victoriarobinson6227 Жыл бұрын

    • @@bcampbell611 🤣

      @si4632@si4632 Жыл бұрын

    • West County accent is sadly dying

      @Kiwionwing@Kiwionwing Жыл бұрын

  • Everytime i get a handle on Geralds speech he changes gears

    @joshvanderbij4891@joshvanderbij489121 күн бұрын

  • Best show on the box by far.

    @TheBladereddragon@TheBladereddragon Жыл бұрын

  • I love the fact that the only time Gerald is even slightly intelligible is when he drinks beer! 😂😂😂

    @rachaelsas@rachaelsas Жыл бұрын

    • i've seen people mention its edited alot of the time when he speaks to make it sound harder to hear. perhaps the beer scene is what he normally sounds like

      @ginjaedgy49@ginjaedgy49 Жыл бұрын

  • Not a clue what he says, but makes more sense than any politician

    @joffey1212@joffey12125 ай бұрын

    • Certainly more sense than Clarkson

      @gordondean2165@gordondean21654 ай бұрын

  • It actually makes more sense that hardly anyone can understand what Gerald is saying when you consider what his job title on the farm is: He's the head of security, so naturally whatever he has to say is encrypted. This is old school, entirely analogue encryption of course, which if anything makes it even more secure - even the most skilled hackers and most powerful computers would struggle to decode Gerald-speak.

    @lloydevans2900@lloydevans29003 ай бұрын

  • Series two is really showing up local planning boards for the vindictive corrupt entities they are.

    @TukikoTroy@TukikoTroy Жыл бұрын

    • Yep, very personal reasons they use to attack Diddly

      @RobRandom@RobRandom Жыл бұрын

  • CC often translates Gerald's monologues as "music". Gerald is a rare gem!

    @KBeMaybe@KBeMaybe3 ай бұрын

  • I'm starting to understand Gerald.

    @SpaceBound-1@SpaceBound-110 күн бұрын

  • It's hard when your chief of security speaks a different language . The look on Jeremys face when Gerald talks to him

    @robinmabbott7334@robinmabbott73343 ай бұрын

  • Jeremy is one lucky man to be welcomed in and be accepted by all those lovely ordinary down to earth people , it is probably the nicest period of his life , he is good for them and they are good for him and Chuck an Irish woman into the mix and they are all happy as pigs in shit. Lovely stuff.

    @rozdoyle8872@rozdoyle8872 Жыл бұрын

  • The bit where gerald is shouting into a walkie talkie 6ft away from clarkson himself 🤣

    @1981MJD@1981MJD Жыл бұрын

  • Gerald you are awesome

    @kimhartleywellywood@kimhartleywellywood Жыл бұрын

  • Gerald is one of the most lovely people on earth.

    @lovelyskull3483@lovelyskull3483 Жыл бұрын

  • So, I live in Spain, but originated from the UK. Spent the last 33 years in America. I thought - based on my history - that I could understand most English speakers. Then the head of security came along. My TV set here has close captaining based on speech to text technology, but sadly, even it gave up tonight. At one point it translated him as "music!"

    @glimmer289@glimmer2896 ай бұрын

  • Well, all I got was that "a squirrel had stolen a helicopter and ram-raided the combine harvester, subsequently stealing the corn and taking Gerald hostage"

    @csjrogerson2377@csjrogerson237710 ай бұрын

    • Oh god 💀

      @rep100Luxio@rep100Luxio9 ай бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @mikeshearer1250@mikeshearer12505 ай бұрын

  • If there’s ever an audiobook I really hope Gerald narrates it!

    @manslayer1972@manslayer1972 Жыл бұрын

    • LMAO

      @RobRandom@RobRandom Жыл бұрын

    • He better narrate Twilight to make the book at least tolerable to read.

      @annhentaiuser6658@annhentaiuser66586 ай бұрын

  • Gerald top man and very funny

    @davidphillips2259@davidphillips2259 Жыл бұрын

  • Kaleb's reaction to Gerald telling Jeremy off is pure gold!

    @mycroftsanchez901@mycroftsanchez901 Жыл бұрын

  • Gerald should go on " Who wants to be a Millionaire" . It would be priceless!😁

    @neilsonlindsay1303@neilsonlindsay1303 Жыл бұрын

  • The world loves Gerald!!!👍

    @nev7711@nev7711 Жыл бұрын

  • English isn't my native language, but I understand a bit here and there. The more you listen, the more words I find. But it's not easy. Gerald is the unsung hero in this series.

    @henrikbergman5309@henrikbergman530911 ай бұрын

    • someone, or maybe it was an article i saw, once uploaded the first season breaking down what he's saying and it's weird how you then hear everything he's saying. And i still can't understand a lot of that accent after that.

      @lqprimetime4169@lqprimetime41699 ай бұрын

  • Gerald is a legend.

    @wightangel@wightangel Жыл бұрын

  • Best show on TV ever 😅🤣

    @mickhardstaff6605@mickhardstaff6605 Жыл бұрын

  • Gerald is brilliant.he is so funny, can’t help but laugh at him and i love clarksons farm. Simply brilliant

    @russellmaxwell4677@russellmaxwell46774 ай бұрын

  • what a find, we would have never discovered Gerald if it wasnt for jeremy

    @jackmehoff1840@jackmehoff18402 ай бұрын

  • It’s a golden combination .

    @ashleyjackson8538@ashleyjackson85389 ай бұрын

  • 3:32 Only thing Gerald says that I can understand is when the orangutan ruins his hedge.

    @gordondean2165@gordondean21654 ай бұрын

  • Jeremy keep the good work work up .

    @margaretmacmurray658@margaretmacmurray658 Жыл бұрын

  • Myself and my son have broken the Gerald language barrier. Top local and bless you bloke . Happy days mate xxx cyberhugs to you and yours xxx ❤

    @izzywatson979@izzywatson9794 ай бұрын

  • gerald communicates like he's repeatedly hitting the suggested words on autocorrect

    @leila5309@leila530910 ай бұрын

  • There are now online courses were fans can learn to become fluent in the language of Gerald. Drinking shedloads of Hawkstone is highly beneficial

    @chrisclarke8422@chrisclarke84223 ай бұрын

  • The joy this gives.

    @lincslad54@lincslad543 ай бұрын

  • Jeremy needs to name one of his beers"session" beer😂😂😂👌he's so funny

    @clarestorey1982@clarestorey1982 Жыл бұрын

  • Couldn't understand a single one of Gerald's words but what a character! 😂

    @thatchoirgirl94@thatchoirgirl94 Жыл бұрын

  • I love this show so much. It's so sincere so funny so authentic

    @imamgueri4404@imamgueri4404 Жыл бұрын

    • Agreed :)

      @RobRandom@RobRandom Жыл бұрын

  • Gerald is a star and should have his own show!

    @graemecarnegie7821@graemecarnegie7821 Жыл бұрын

  • Who would have thought he'd be the best boss ever 🤘🇦🇺🍻

    @fingerrs2581@fingerrs25813 ай бұрын

  • I’m starting to understand him

    @shaunchia9470@shaunchia94709 ай бұрын

  • I'm in tears listening to Gerald, he's so damn funny. What on earth is he saying.

    @miked4027@miked402711 ай бұрын

  • I understand that gerald has been hired by the Home Office to conduct English language lessons for immigrants. Perfect bloke to do it I’d say!

    @Blagger3000@Blagger30004 ай бұрын

    • ABSOLUTELY BLOODY WONDERFUL. 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏

      @eileenpritchard9154@eileenpritchard91544 ай бұрын

  • Love Gerald!

    @krycek1976@krycek1976 Жыл бұрын

  • Great show l think Gerald needs a bucket 🤣😂🤣😂

    @mehentaldetectorists7064@mehentaldetectorists7064 Жыл бұрын

    • hahaha

      @RobRandom@RobRandom Жыл бұрын

  • WISE. WORDS.

    @mellano3@mellano321 күн бұрын

  • Sounds like my uncle after 2 liters of brandy

    @edwindelfin6793@edwindelfin679310 ай бұрын

  • Ive been watching Gerald on Jeremy farms then I saw a clip of people speaking Klingon and I could understand it completely and fluently.

    @subjectunknown5098@subjectunknown5098 Жыл бұрын

    • LMAO :D

      @RobRandom@RobRandom Жыл бұрын

  • Hard to believe that this was filmed in England 😆 They only people I can understand is Clarkson and his wife . They should post subtitles😂😂😂Never mind the local football team, he needs to sponsor elocution lessons for the entire town🤣🤣🤣

    @warricklawrence2057@warricklawrence205710 ай бұрын

  • Wise Words 😂😂😂

    @garethrevell5873@garethrevell58732 күн бұрын

  • I’m from Lancashire and can hear Gerald lound and clear. 😂

    @user-ru7yj2mm6g@user-ru7yj2mm6g2 ай бұрын

    • You mean understand? Im from Spain and know your language better than you It seems.

      @Guille64@Guille64Ай бұрын

  • Reminds me of my old neighbour from the Scottish Highlands. He used to chew my ears off for hours and I only understood about four or five words. F-in council, f-Inn druggies and f-in police.

    @whatwhatyep@whatwhatyep Жыл бұрын

  • Brill! The new 'dynamic trio!' 🤣 Nuff said.....

    @robleary3353@robleary33535 ай бұрын

  • love the mullet

    @billbrooks4694@billbrooks4694 Жыл бұрын

    • And yet he didn't have one in the photo coaching in the '80s 🤣

      @InGrindWeCrust2010@InGrindWeCrust2010 Жыл бұрын

  • Hello new friend here from Philippines

    @bethvergara@bethvergara Жыл бұрын

    • Welcome Beth :)

      @RobRandom@RobRandom Жыл бұрын

  • Lisa is a cutie-pie!!

    @toby10bears21@toby10bears219 ай бұрын

  • Best thing I've seen. Keep going, next series please..

    @dianecoker-nu6mf@dianecoker-nu6mf Жыл бұрын

  • Funny stuff mate, was Gerald speaking English 😂😂, sounds like he’s got his own language 😂😂

    @mdmelbourne6076@mdmelbourne6076 Жыл бұрын

    • Defo his very own country lingo bro lol

      @RobRandom@RobRandom Жыл бұрын

  • Need subtitles special for Gerald, please..😄😆😅

    @reyjr3608@reyjr3608 Жыл бұрын

  • "It's a nice beer that"

    @whammyman93@whammyman932 ай бұрын

    • Is It not well said?

      @Guille64@Guille64Ай бұрын

  • I like the camaraderie..how they back each other up even if they fup..!

    @robdog7915@robdog79153 ай бұрын

  • The Ancient Celtic language still lives in the Cotswolds

    @shaunmartin6767@shaunmartin67678 ай бұрын

  • Only Kaleb understands Gerald.

    @twwoody813@twwoody813 Жыл бұрын

  • That scene in Hot Fuzz... Holy Shit.

    @YXE00@YXE002 ай бұрын

  • Boomhauer of the UK

    @JacksonGuitarsPlayer03@JacksonGuitarsPlayer034 ай бұрын

  • Agreed, Gerald👍

    @darrelcoleman961@darrelcoleman96111 ай бұрын

  • Sounds like a conversation i tried to have with a nurse at the nursing home. Couldn.t understand a bloody word.!

    @Rockercaruthonyoutube@Rockercaruthonyoutube10 ай бұрын

  • He’s awesome

    @wendynikkel6953@wendynikkel695310 ай бұрын

  • I'm actually in tears😅

    @MrCocky73@MrCocky73 Жыл бұрын

  • Those hedge cutters are great but why don’t they make brushes to sweep thorns off the road I have had a huge thorn in a new car tyre yards out of town it was repaired. The hardest bike ride I know goes up and down the same hill a Sutton bank multiple times. I once went up the first hill they were sweeping it with brooms which was brilliant- I have never had a puncture and I started doing that ride in 1980. I wasn’t impressed when the Tour de France came and there were so many retirements- they are pros it’s only my hobby. I was told never to do it again in 2017 by the doctor even if I walked up the hills. My electric bike will do it but I have had a few electrical failures including melted wires but not on that moor thankfully!! Quarter of a penny a mile and no tax test insurance or registration perhaps I should buy one instead of converting ordinary bikes They are about £2500 as opposed to about £600 you would hope they were better 😂😂😂

    @TheLoneRangrrandPronto@TheLoneRangrrandPronto9 ай бұрын

  • He's actually talking sense, there are videos which give him subtitles

    @poppypopper1646@poppypopper1646 Жыл бұрын

  • Would love to see subtitles for Gerald.

    @Monkeyboy2457@Monkeyboy24575 ай бұрын

    • The subtitle machine would say WTF is he saying 😊

      @charlestaylor8566@charlestaylor85663 ай бұрын

  • 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 Legend

    @tlesgamer@tlesgamer2 ай бұрын

  • I wrote a song called Gerald years ago, the band said I was mumbling when singing, I realise now that I was channelling the real Gerald

    @malstewart5633@malstewart5633Күн бұрын

  • Tried at 0.75x speed... no luck

    @buddyschreizerden3611@buddyschreizerden3611 Жыл бұрын

  • I think only Geralds mother can understand that version of English.

    @GaryLaaks1@GaryLaaks1 Жыл бұрын

  • As a french i undestand all Gerald saiys.

    @PrenomNom-hx4nd@PrenomNom-hx4nd Жыл бұрын

  • I would love to know what language Gerald speaks but like Chinese, I am guessing it would be very difficult to learn !

    @itsonlycapnkirk@itsonlycapnkirk3 ай бұрын

  • I can understand about 25 percent. Of Gerald the other 75 percent is me nodding along with what he says.

    @martinteece8983@martinteece8983 Жыл бұрын

  • Lol am from Liverpool north west of England worked in Salisbury south west of England ,for such a small country we have totally different dialects, nobody could understand a word I said because I talk so quickly apparently haha

    @elaineweston1084@elaineweston10849 ай бұрын

  • gerald.....is the best ever....vote gerald for pm

    @deanhawthorn5783@deanhawthorn5783 Жыл бұрын

    • YES :D or at least Foreign Office negotiations

      @RobRandom@RobRandom Жыл бұрын

  • Can't wait.

    @jamestrumble885@jamestrumble885 Жыл бұрын

  • Not Gerald having the same moustache from since he was a toddler 😂

    @kennedymwale5772@kennedymwale577215 күн бұрын

  • God 'elp me, the more I hear him the more I understand him.

    @tomg2217@tomg22173 ай бұрын

  • Sending love and support from beth vergara

    @bethvergara4th596@bethvergara4th596 Жыл бұрын

    • Thanks Beth :)

      @RobRandom@RobRandom Жыл бұрын

  • Can't understand a bloody word! But something tell me he was pissed off! And I'm from Manchester!

    @christianworthinton8000@christianworthinton80003 ай бұрын

  • Watching here from Philippines

    @lbethmaglangit2927@lbethmaglangit2927 Жыл бұрын

  • Does his wife understand him? If she does she is the chosen one

    @dzsim1803@dzsim1803 Жыл бұрын

  • I love Gerald

    @Instasamps@Instasamps2 ай бұрын

  • Hello sending love and support from beth vergara

    @beatrix2966@beatrix2966 Жыл бұрын

  • That's how cheddar man talked

    @user-rc1fi5gz6g@user-rc1fi5gz6g7 ай бұрын

  • Here sending love and support from beth vergara

    @angieontoy4836@angieontoy4836 Жыл бұрын

  • He makes sense actually

    @MrSimonw58@MrSimonw58 Жыл бұрын

  • Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 yes rob

    @diggersdentysonu.k.m.d8813@diggersdentysonu.k.m.d8813 Жыл бұрын

    • Oi Oi Tezza :)

      @RobRandom@RobRandom Жыл бұрын

  • I think Mr G, swears a lot 😂😂😂

    @joeblogs5163@joeblogs5163 Жыл бұрын

  • Blokes basically Kenny from south park

    @kennwan9917@kennwan99174 ай бұрын

  • At least I don't do the subtitle translation when he speaks lol

    @user-nl6ex9pe2u@user-nl6ex9pe2u5 күн бұрын

  • As a confirmed townie even I know if your cutting a hedge on the side of the road you start from the lowest part of the hedge. That defines the ground from the rest of the hedge & you know what you're dealing with. Also less damage to the rest of the hedge

    @mypointofview1111@mypointofview1111 Жыл бұрын

  • Old country folk and Gerald would know what diddly squat means truly it's bodily function number 2 see a man about a dog is a wee wee

    @janfranciswielgus5454@janfranciswielgus545414 күн бұрын

  • Pickled onions

    @collenmathebula2398@collenmathebula23988 ай бұрын

  • It seems he says half words, his brother actually completes the words

    @gplr1882@gplr18827 ай бұрын

  • The more beer Gerald drinks the more I understand WTF he is saying

    @mrconductor144@mrconductor144 Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah I hear Scrumpy Cider is the way to understanding gerald :D

      @RobRandom@RobRandom Жыл бұрын
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