Why Do Things Keep Evolving Into Crabs?

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For some reason, animals keep evolving into things that look like crabs, independently, over and over again. What is it about the crab’s form that makes it so evolutionarily successful that non-crabs are apparently jealous of it?
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Thanks to Franz Anthony for all of the ancient crab (and "crab") illustrations featured throughout this episode! franzanth.com/ And special thanks to Dr. Jo Wolfe, Dr. Javier Luque, and Dr. Katie Collins for assisting Franz with research for those illustrations.
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    @eons@eons2 жыл бұрын
    • Does it talk about how the future could be a crab infested world

      @blank-3403@blank-34032 жыл бұрын
    • The Cretaceous Crab Revolution. So, crab rave.

      @NecrochildK@NecrochildK2 жыл бұрын
    • Crab people Crab people Crab people!

      @Darkstar.....@Darkstar.....2 жыл бұрын
    • Are we gonna turn into a crab?

      @jackwest7197@jackwest71972 жыл бұрын
    • evolution isn’t real

      @dex2862@dex28622 жыл бұрын
  • There are only two types of lifeforms in the universe: Those who were born crab, and those who wished they were crab.

    @oompalumpus699@oompalumpus6993 жыл бұрын
    • You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become a 🦀

      @fostinator69@fostinator693 жыл бұрын
    • And crab people

      @PiOfficial@PiOfficial3 жыл бұрын
    • There is only Crab. Obey and enjoy Crab.

      @DaDoubleDee@DaDoubleDee3 жыл бұрын
    • soon everyone will be crab

      @shoelebron-officialchannel5550@shoelebron-officialchannel55503 жыл бұрын
    • Very true.

      @milomoon06@milomoon063 жыл бұрын
  • Water: ✔ Land: ✔ Air: Soon.

    @Im-Not-a-Dog@Im-Not-a-Dog3 жыл бұрын
    • Us too!

      @Cat-yx7xc@Cat-yx7xc3 жыл бұрын
    • Ducks.

      @eyup213@eyup2133 жыл бұрын
    • If u come to think of it you could just wait for your dinner probably could crash near your window bim bam boom ez food

      @edrienmanzanero4081@edrienmanzanero40813 жыл бұрын
    • @@Cat-yx7xc Flying Cats! Cools

      @onyourleft9273@onyourleft92733 жыл бұрын
    • Please no I don’t need flying coconut crabs

      @onyourleft9273@onyourleft92733 жыл бұрын
  • Everyone's asking why things keep evolving into crabs, but no one is asking why we haven't evolved into crabs yet. We should really give it a try.

    @burchie1224@burchie1224 Жыл бұрын
    • You guys haven’t yet???

      @lmaoitsmitch7388@lmaoitsmitch7388 Жыл бұрын
    • Speak for yourself

      @noodlery7034@noodlery7034 Жыл бұрын
    • Look up crabs in a bucket...some of people are evolve did

      @ihavebecomedeathdestroyero3234@ihavebecomedeathdestroyero3234 Жыл бұрын
    • Yes makes me wonder if you were to account for all the life forms in space how many would be crab people. I guess that star trek TNG episode of interdimensional crabs that were abducting the crew isn't too unrealistic after all.

      @kishascape@kishascape Жыл бұрын
    • We haven't met the evolution requirements

      @901johnboi@901johnboi Жыл бұрын
  • Bro I had no idea there were so many crab impostors out there but from now one when I see one I’m callin em out fr it’s time to stand up for the true crabs

    @yungg7313@yungg7313 Жыл бұрын
  • reject humanity return to crab

    @spectralmaya4586@spectralmaya45863 жыл бұрын
    • @Jet nice pfp!

      @rainbowosprey1619@rainbowosprey16193 жыл бұрын
    • one day crabs will rule over us and i welcome that

      @dopz2009@dopz20093 жыл бұрын
    • Hi Zoidberg

      @Alex-fv2qs@Alex-fv2qs3 жыл бұрын
    • same benefits as monke, with none of the inconvenients

      @hugogaratecallejo9817@hugogaratecallejo98173 жыл бұрын
    • @@SwayRod836 Taste like crab, talk like people...

      @R.Lennartz@R.Lennartz3 жыл бұрын
  • Species: *evolves to look like a crab* Crustaceans: “you could not live with your own failures. Where did that bring you? Back to me”

    @kaldordraigo7278@kaldordraigo72783 жыл бұрын
    • oh no

      @boah5098@boah50983 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @tux2457@tux24573 жыл бұрын
    • @@tux2457 I see you

      @c00kiec18@c00kiec183 жыл бұрын
    • @@c00kiec18 *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

      @tux2457@tux24573 жыл бұрын
    • Top grade comment...

      @harsha1989able@harsha1989able3 жыл бұрын
  • We live downtown in a coastal city so we were far but not too far from the sea. One night, we heard weird scraping sounds from the backyard. My dad and I decided to check it out. We inspected the area with a flashlight and found a large blue shelled creature with very long legs. Turns out, a coconut crab found its way to our backyard in the residantial area. So yeah, you're not alone in fearing coconut crabs.

    @davchan4423@davchan4423 Жыл бұрын
    • Did you killed him?

      @yougottamove@yougottamove Жыл бұрын
    • @@yougottamove we hacked it to death with a machete, yeah.

      @davchan4423@davchan4423 Жыл бұрын
    • @@davchan4423 damn, that brutal though I can’t blame you for that

      @toheekang174@toheekang174 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@davchan4423 Why did you kill it?

      @EclecticallyEccentric@EclecticallyEccentric Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@EclecticallyEccentric coconut crabs are scary asf

      @TheCapitalWanderer@TheCapitalWanderer Жыл бұрын
  • 3:56 "Cretaceous Crab Revolution" sounds like a punk album from the 90s

    @yeOldeThorne@yeOldeThorne Жыл бұрын
  • “Why do things keep evolving into crabs?” *Looks nervously at hands*

    @heskrthmatt@heskrthmatt3 жыл бұрын
    • *pinchers

      @artemis_smith@artemis_smith3 жыл бұрын
    • its not December yet

      @torquetheprisoner@torquetheprisoner3 жыл бұрын
    • Cursed comment

      @rafaelmonroyrojas4240@rafaelmonroyrojas42403 жыл бұрын
    • Lego minifigures are the middle ground of crabs and humans

      @chanbricks4461@chanbricks44613 жыл бұрын
    • Crab people, crab people... Look like crabs, talk like people...

      @metha9987@metha99873 жыл бұрын
  • “Kill me, please, before I become...” *Gargling* Violently becomes a Crab

    @blackboard8176@blackboard81763 жыл бұрын
    • Thats horryfiying

      @DEADEND176@DEADEND1763 жыл бұрын
    • crab apocalypse

      @yesno8273@yesno82733 жыл бұрын
    • Not a bad way to go

      @josea.hilario712@josea.hilario7123 жыл бұрын
    • @Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes I was gonna say that

      @macklaws8991@macklaws89913 жыл бұрын
    • Quickly get lemon and butter sauce!

      @kalebb1226@kalebb12263 жыл бұрын
  • everyones asking why the crab but no-ones asking how's the crab :/

    @ridesafe2390@ridesafe2390 Жыл бұрын
  • It is not only the crab form that seems to be a "strange attractor" . Think how much the sea mammals look similar to a fish when you consider the form of it's ancestor as a land mammal. It is incredible how the evolution converges to the optimal shape for a certain environment (water) even if the origin may be very different.

    @1acecad@1acecad Жыл бұрын
    • Sharks, dolphins, and Icthyosaurs come to mind.

      @stevepalpatine2828@stevepalpatine28282 ай бұрын
  • “Why do things keep evolving into crabs?” *Reject Monke* *Embrace crab*

    @marcellofp7465@marcellofp74653 жыл бұрын
    • Monke eat crab Monke superior

      @enqrbit@enqrbit3 жыл бұрын
    • wait until bigger crab

      @gapuxo@gapuxo3 жыл бұрын
    • @@enqrbit there’s always a bigger crab

      @eddiemaiden4192@eddiemaiden41923 жыл бұрын
    • @@gapuxo Giant enemy crab.

      @Dexuz@Dexuz3 жыл бұрын
    • crab

      @gulag3463@gulag34633 жыл бұрын
  • I accidentally picked up a coconut crab in the dark one time thinking it was a coconut, It was absolutely horrifying.

    @dw1894@dw1894 Жыл бұрын
    • nightmare fuel

      @puffinpillow9419@puffinpillow9419 Жыл бұрын
    • no you didn't

      @kulled@kulled11 ай бұрын
    • Yeah, no you didn’t.

      @pohnprayin@pohnprayin11 ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @TaureanDreams@TaureanDreams10 ай бұрын
    • How dark was it!?

      @Chunga9@Chunga98 ай бұрын
  • Crabs are simply the final, most perfected state of evolution.

    @Pluto624@Pluto6248 ай бұрын
  • I’ll see you all in a hundred million years when KZhead recommends this to us when we’re all crabs

    @monke6776@monke67763 жыл бұрын
    • See you then, flesh-heretic.

      @CheshireTheMaid@CheshireTheMaid3 жыл бұрын
    • Crab crab crab crab crab crab?

      @SrJrXVIII@SrJrXVIII3 жыл бұрын
    • @@SrJrXVIII that will be our language and we will be eating bubbles off a sewer pipe!

      @leosanchez101@leosanchez1013 жыл бұрын
    • see ya

      @gobyivvivilvaq@gobyivvivilvaq3 жыл бұрын
    • I'm calling dibs on being a coconut crab

      @4minus1d@4minus1d3 жыл бұрын
  • *-Points at Crab-* "You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like"

    @bray2964@bray29643 жыл бұрын
    • perfection

      @vigo7334@vigo73343 жыл бұрын
    • This is proof that future humans will become crabs

      @slimeguy6122@slimeguy61223 жыл бұрын
    • @@slimeguy6122 Well, remember the Brine Kingdom in Aqua Man?

      @ReaverPrime@ReaverPrime3 жыл бұрын
    • @@ReaverPrime you mean the Perfect Life form Kingdom

      @slimeguy6122@slimeguy61223 жыл бұрын
    • TIME TO CRAB *contorques to ambiguous creature*

      @joshuaidugboe214@joshuaidugboe2143 жыл бұрын
  • “The Mezosoic Decapod Revolution” is such a cool name for a band holy crab

    @mysticmuffin2198@mysticmuffin21986 ай бұрын
  • PBS didn't knew how important and iconic this video would become.

    @Winterfang@Winterfang23 күн бұрын
  • You're laughing. Things keep evolving into crabs, and you're laughing.

    @surreal9583@surreal95833 жыл бұрын
    • You think things evolving into crabs is funny? I do, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not

      @legowhite2@legowhite23 жыл бұрын
    • What do you get when you have people turning into crabs WITH A SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS THEM AND TREATS THEM LIKE TRASH?!

      @TheSimplyJJP@TheSimplyJJP3 жыл бұрын
    • you're right i feel so ashamed

      @someoned166@someoned1663 жыл бұрын
    • That could be me, turning into a crab on the sidewalk, and you would just step right over me!

      @viciousKev@viciousKev3 жыл бұрын
    • how about another crab, Murray?

      @roarpar@roarpar3 жыл бұрын
  • "Can I have evolution?" "For biodiversity? " "Yes, for biodiversity " Actually keeps evolving crabs like a boss

    @jeffreycervantes3609@jeffreycervantes36093 жыл бұрын
    • lmfao

      @Star-pl1xs@Star-pl1xs3 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @Jokoer86@Jokoer863 жыл бұрын
    • "can i have evolution?" "for biodiversity?" "yeeesssss" *actually evolves into crab like a boss* *crab time*

      @bruhmania7359@bruhmania73593 жыл бұрын
    • _Slaps carapace:_ I bet this baby can fit so much evolution in it.

      @Max_Le_Groom@Max_Le_Groom3 жыл бұрын
    • You deserve applause

      @wv4776@wv47763 жыл бұрын
  • This is seriously incredible work. I’m fascinated and wonder what other evolutionary convergences exist.

    @Henfredemars@Henfredemars Жыл бұрын
  • I'm disappointed with the lack of mention of the pubic louse (yes, they're lice which parasitize your pubic hair), also known as the crab louse. In facts, lots of lice resemble crabs for some reason, like the hog louse (Haematopinus suis). They have pincers and all.

    @senny-@senny-9 ай бұрын
    • This!! I'm glad you brought this up, very informative. I always get the ick when I see a lice for some reason. This could explain why. 😅

      @phenny1057@phenny105711 күн бұрын
  • "Are we then, too, destined to become crabs?" A horrible thought as I shuck my fifth coconut.

    @001Raksha@001Raksha3 жыл бұрын
    • Kinda sus ngl

      @MaxMax-kt2pw@MaxMax-kt2pw3 жыл бұрын
    • Lmfao

      @StrangeScaryNewEngland@StrangeScaryNewEngland3 жыл бұрын
    • Words cannot describe how much I love and needed this comment in my life

      @annaschneider225@annaschneider2253 жыл бұрын
    • r/twosentencehorror LMFAO

      @moe9292@moe92923 жыл бұрын
    • @@moe9292 LOL U SUCK

      @andrewp146@andrewp1463 жыл бұрын
  • Nature: "I've done nothing but make crabs for 300 million years."

    @glacierwolf2155@glacierwolf21553 жыл бұрын
    • WHERE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING THEM!?

      @silly_lil_guy@silly_lil_guy3 жыл бұрын
    • @@silly_lil_guy What?

      @jacklarsen7362@jacklarsen73623 жыл бұрын
    • This is beautifil.

      @NoobsofFredo@NoobsofFredo3 жыл бұрын
    • @@jacklarsen7362 oh no you don't understand the joke

      @silly_lil_guy@silly_lil_guy3 жыл бұрын
    • @@silly_lil_guy Nature: uuuh. **giant (fake) crab bursts out of ocean with yacht in it's claws**

      @fabianremie9888@fabianremie98883 жыл бұрын
  • I have noticed that in the past, athletes would warm up by running forwards but nowadays, it is common to see athletes running sideways. If my hypothesis (based on extrapolating such behaviours ) is correct, within the next 10 years we can expect to see athlete's warm ups start to include crab like hand motions. This will filter down to general population as well as inevitably being adapted by the military as the most efficient way of moving and combat. (It is worth noting that Karate already favours a side-on stance!)

    @JonSmith-cx7gr@JonSmith-cx7gr Жыл бұрын
    • The deadliest martial art: The Krab.

      @pit2992@pit29927 ай бұрын
  • Congratulation! Your Pikachu evolved into *C R A B I C H U !*

    @lasercraft32@lasercraft325 ай бұрын
  • „Reject humanity,return to monke“ *abandon humanity,progress to crab*

    @mikhailkataev5420@mikhailkataev54203 жыл бұрын
    • Regressive Monke vs Progressive Crab Pick Your side

      @gustavopereira4924@gustavopereira49243 жыл бұрын
    • @@gustavopereira4924 crabby monke

      @fodee4313@fodee43133 жыл бұрын
    • Crabè

      @monk9948@monk99483 жыл бұрын
    • Kraeb

      @ReikiMaulana@ReikiMaulana3 жыл бұрын
    • Krab

      @vladimirvikentije5202@vladimirvikentije52023 жыл бұрын
  • Evolution : I made a new animal Mother Earth : New animal or crab again Evolution : *crabagain*

    @vcguerrilla6438@vcguerrilla64383 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you Janet.

      @Wertsir@Wertsir3 жыл бұрын
    • Dannie Drako!

      @JamesUsill1@JamesUsill13 жыл бұрын
    • Mother earth :- mm I feel Strange Evolution:- what did I create Humanity:- ordera de humana

      @sumreensultana1860@sumreensultana18603 жыл бұрын
  • This is literally my favorite KZhead channel, period 😂. I have binge watched for a week or so

    @healthfadsfade@healthfadsfade10 ай бұрын
  • Such an intersting episode. Thank you for providing the indiginous land acknowledgements!

    @tylerbrown9757@tylerbrown9757 Жыл бұрын
  • I opened yt app and yes, "why do things keep evolving into crabs" is exactly the question I needed at 6 am

    @katjarozantseva8069@katjarozantseva80693 жыл бұрын
    • Haha I win, it's 1:38 am here୧( ˵ ° ~ ° ˵ )୨

      @eggpon6819@eggpon68193 жыл бұрын
    • Its 5 am

      @onedan9x256@onedan9x2563 жыл бұрын
    • Ekaterina Rozantseva omg stop it’s 5:47am by me and I was just thinking the same thing

      @yumibro8121@yumibro81213 жыл бұрын
    • Same, except that it is 6:56 AM for me lol

      @Symcoffee@Symcoffee3 жыл бұрын
    • thats hilarious its 6 am for me and same

      @Mastablasta-fr2zv@Mastablasta-fr2zv3 жыл бұрын
  • Me: *reads title* *Slowly changes posture*

    @varunyu@varunyu3 жыл бұрын
    • 👌👁 👄 👁 🤏

      @dumbdee9551@dumbdee95513 жыл бұрын
    • Oi you stole my profile pic

      @edhart9156@edhart91563 жыл бұрын
    • Insert spiderman pointing at another spiderman meme here

      @yomu1872@yomu18723 жыл бұрын
    • Sounds like something a crab Whould say...

      @bucketsareunderrated7258@bucketsareunderrated72583 жыл бұрын
    • I really hope you mean adjust your posture to that of a crab

      @jgray1831@jgray18313 жыл бұрын
  • Fascinating. The process of turning into a crab sounds like something from a horror movie.

    @emilymcplugger@emilymcplugger Жыл бұрын
  • as a casual subscriber of this channel, I'm quite surprised when i found out this video has bahasa indonesia subtitle. what a nice surprise considering our language isn't so popular

    @resylautner@resylautner5 ай бұрын
  • "You either *die* a *monke,* or you *live* enough to see yourself became the *crab."*

    @kayumangii@kayumangii3 жыл бұрын
    • - Wise Man

      @dagdbot83@dagdbot833 жыл бұрын
    • Monke??? Monkey? Monkee? Monk?

      @valiroime@valiroime3 жыл бұрын
    • Monkcrab

      @aidanbotgames@aidanbotgames3 жыл бұрын
    • This is underrated comment

      @luscioushalustar@luscioushalustar3 жыл бұрын
    • Good joke man

      @kingofallgodzillas9901@kingofallgodzillas99013 жыл бұрын
  • ''You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a crab''

    @lukaberonja3721@lukaberonja37212 жыл бұрын
    • What if I want to become *crab*

      @yaboileon3758@yaboileon37582 жыл бұрын
    • This is just a copied comment

      @sandmountainsam9287@sandmountainsam92872 жыл бұрын
    • @@sandmountainsam9287 I Have been busted :C

      @lukaberonja3721@lukaberonja37212 жыл бұрын
    • 😂

      @ellencook1658@ellencook1658 Жыл бұрын
    • CRAB RAVE!!!

      @eventhorizon396@eventhorizon396 Жыл бұрын
  • Put me in front of a grill with a pair of tongs and I will instantly become a crab

    @soxfan19812@soxfan198129 ай бұрын
  • Scientists: “so tell me why did you evolve into a crab” Crabs: “I like money”

    @raulapontia4609@raulapontia46093 жыл бұрын
    • Underrated af!!!

      @rhythm5080@rhythm50803 жыл бұрын
    • Is it weird that I heard their voices when I read this? I came here for SpongeBob memes and references and it didn't disappoint. 🤣

      @mugakamurakumo@mugakamurakumo3 жыл бұрын
    • Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahaha!

      @Cor_Nelis@Cor_Nelis3 жыл бұрын
    • Nice lol

      @fbi288@fbi2883 жыл бұрын
    • *slow clap that gradually evolves into a roaring applause*

      @VildhjartaFanGurl@VildhjartaFanGurl3 жыл бұрын
  • "Ah, darn it honey, the cat evolved into a crab again."

    @HuneeBruh@HuneeBruh3 жыл бұрын
    • Again!?!?

      @Frank-jk3qq@Frank-jk3qq3 жыл бұрын
    • no wonder my brother’s a hermit

      @poppypoppop3231@poppypoppop32313 жыл бұрын
    • @@poppypoppop3231 that's just coconuts

      @Frank-jk3qq@Frank-jk3qq3 жыл бұрын
    • I hate it when it happens

      @SakkichoYT@SakkichoYT3 жыл бұрын
    • My cat’s moon sign is Cancer so it’s only a matter of time...

      @nuclearcatbaby1131@nuclearcatbaby11313 жыл бұрын
  • I've watched a lot of these videos by now but this is the first one to make me hungry. I actually found myself looking at fascinating fossils and mentally calculating roughly how many millions of years you'd have to wait for butter or even a recognizable lemon.

    @DamnedSilly@DamnedSilly11 ай бұрын
  • same thing happens in the micro animal world as well, it goes to show that this form is highly efficient

    @daleva187goligo@daleva187goligo Жыл бұрын
  • Title sounds like a mad scientist frustrated with his mutation experiments. “BUT WHY do they keep evolving into CRABS!”

    @TheShadesOfBlack@TheShadesOfBlack3 жыл бұрын
    • Lol ur funny

      @tux2457@tux24573 жыл бұрын
    • I'd love to have an army of crab monsters

      @2reinrein@2reinrein3 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣😭 l

      @luciddreams7976@luciddreams79763 жыл бұрын
    • @@tux2457 I see you

      @c00kiec18@c00kiec183 жыл бұрын
    • @@c00kiec18 *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

      @tux2457@tux24573 жыл бұрын
  • Crab is inevitable. It’s not a question of “if”, but rather “when” will we be crab

    @zess_t5952@zess_t59523 жыл бұрын
    • Reject humanity accept crab

      @justsomeice9585@justsomeice95853 жыл бұрын
    • crab people. crab people. turn into crab, still talk like people.

      @bobb5492@bobb54923 жыл бұрын
    • Noooo, I don't wanna be crab!

      @firstnamelastname3212@firstnamelastname32123 жыл бұрын
    • @@firstnamelastname3212 It's already too late. Believe in the shell.

      @infiniter4in178@infiniter4in1783 жыл бұрын
    • @@infiniter4in178 NOOOOOOO

      @firstnamelastname3212@firstnamelastname32123 жыл бұрын
  • Great episode.

    @Madmun357@Madmun3578 ай бұрын
  • I dunno what it is, but crabs just make me happy.

    @GordonSlamsay@GordonSlamsay Жыл бұрын
  • I hate it when I’m chilling with my friend and he evolves intro a crab

    @doofeternal3670@doofeternal36703 жыл бұрын
    • Ugh, yeah, it's kinda annoying

      @IanFishooks@IanFishooks3 жыл бұрын
    • SO annoying, isn't it? 🙄

      @stephaniebaker6001@stephaniebaker60013 жыл бұрын
    • Bruh that's sooooo relatable.. one time i was chilling with all my homies then we started turning into crabs.

      @arandomcrocodilian691@arandomcrocodilian6913 жыл бұрын
    • @@arandomcrocodilian691 Hold on... “We”? Does that mean that you turned into a crab too?!?!!

      @aa-ir6si@aa-ir6si3 жыл бұрын
    • @@aa-ir6si yeah, it was pretty weird. We started having pinchers and then all of a sudden crab rave started playing

      @arandomcrocodilian691@arandomcrocodilian6913 жыл бұрын
  • I love how the title sounds like it came from an angry paleontologist who is very tired of finding crab fossils

    @littleluna1019@littleluna10192 жыл бұрын
    • Hahahaha

      @donnadanielsen9411@donnadanielsen94112 жыл бұрын
    • Hahahaha

      @verlax8956@verlax89562 жыл бұрын
    • Hahahaha

      @christophermurcia3907@christophermurcia39072 жыл бұрын
    • Hahahaha

      @BananaColada@BananaColada2 жыл бұрын
    • Hahahaha

      @RavenIsAnArtist@RavenIsAnArtist2 жыл бұрын
  • this video is going to live rent free in my head and get me through this research study i have to participate in for the next 3 hours so i can pass my psych 1010 class

    @oknc9122@oknc9122 Жыл бұрын
  • Reject humanity. Reject monke. Evolve to crab.

    @AntonioZL@AntonioZL Жыл бұрын
  • "Why do animals keep evolving into crabs?" I was not aware of this issue, but I am intrigued

    @NinjasUseGlocks@NinjasUseGlocks3 жыл бұрын
    • hows it feel your great great ×500,000,000 grandchild will be a crab person

      @xChimkin@xChimkin3 жыл бұрын
    • Zoidberg was peak evolution all along....

      @ZigealFaust@ZigealFaust3 жыл бұрын
    • Lol that's not an issue... Is it?

      @alexsilva28@alexsilva283 жыл бұрын
    • @@xChimkin “crab people, crab people”

      @Paches92-@Paches92-3 жыл бұрын
    • 😭😭

      @splashgordon2557@splashgordon25573 жыл бұрын
  • I now need a pokemon that has absolutely nothing to do with crabs evolve into a crab.

    @thecarptain@thecarptain3 жыл бұрын
    • It would be hilarious

      @ninjabaiano6092@ninjabaiano60923 жыл бұрын
    • Literally Digimon

      @THE_PIER@THE_PIER3 жыл бұрын
    • The crab equivalent to remiraid and octillery YES

      @mysingingmonstersfan1023@mysingingmonstersfan10233 жыл бұрын
    • Kinda like Snorunt and Glalie where I swear I don't know how a mini-tent evolves into a goddamned soccer ball

      @knvs2931@knvs29313 жыл бұрын
    • Carcineon. It's the Bug type evolution for Eevee.

      @aprinnyonbreak1290@aprinnyonbreak12903 жыл бұрын
  • New Subscriber. Keep the videos coming

    @marklawrence76@marklawrence767 ай бұрын
  • I truly love the way he days " Impostors I tell you!" I'm subbing her has so much humor lol!

    @NightfuryManiaLegends_@NightfuryManiaLegends_ Жыл бұрын
  • Every animal: this isn't even my final form *Evolves into crab

    @Alex-ep9yx@Alex-ep9yx3 жыл бұрын
    • LOL

      @TheAngryHippie@TheAngryHippie3 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine pokemon, but every pokemon's final evolution is a crab.

      @VulpeculaJoy@VulpeculaJoy3 жыл бұрын
    • Then they get eaten by Frieza’s final form

      @Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz13 жыл бұрын
    • Are you feeling now Mr. Crabs?

      @forastero54321@forastero543213 жыл бұрын
  • Remember the guy who turned into a crab by eating loads of them in One Punch Man? It makes sense now.

    @harishyam-@harishyam-3 жыл бұрын
    • He is the perfect life form!

      @DestroyerOfWeebs@DestroyerOfWeebs3 жыл бұрын
    • @@DestroyerOfWeebs nah the perfect life form is both REJECT HUMANITY RETURN TO MONKE and REJECT HUMANITY EVOLVE TO CRAB

      @izarreboogieman8624@izarreboogieman86243 жыл бұрын
    • Crablante

      @riks081@riks0813 жыл бұрын
    • Crablante still had human legs for some reason😂😂😂

      @samthelad4313@samthelad43133 жыл бұрын
    • @@samthelad4313 hence why he died. Not evolved enough.

      @grothdrakk-slayer725@grothdrakk-slayer7253 жыл бұрын
  • 1 - Armor 2 - Don't need much to survive 3 - Pincer means capable of holding things 4 - No bones and ligament means more place for power muscles 5 - Can breath both in and out the water 6 - Peak evolution

    @toniodu371200@toniodu371200 Жыл бұрын
  • What's interesting is that they aren't symmetric like most things in nature. A bird. A dog. A person. A fly. We have a left and right side are mirror opposites. But crabs have pinchers on one side and big claw hammer on the other side.

    @Jaggerbush@Jaggerbush9 ай бұрын
  • The hardest decision of evolution: Return to monke Or Evolve to crab

    @ungchungkheang5348@ungchungkheang53483 жыл бұрын
    • r e t u r n t o c o c o n u t

      @omegaproskills@omegaproskills3 жыл бұрын
    • Become crocodile🐊

      @mateo4508@mateo45083 жыл бұрын
    • Monke monke monke

      @lucasliam8238@lucasliam82383 жыл бұрын
    • Fudge it an going to return to bacteria

      @ofeekins9614@ofeekins96143 жыл бұрын
    • Evolve to crab

      @alienozi@alienozi3 жыл бұрын
  • "Mom, i swear, this is not a phase, CRAB is my ultimate life form"

    @inigoalvarez1579@inigoalvarez15793 жыл бұрын
    • Life talking to mother nature be like

      @apersonwhoisontheinternet2689@apersonwhoisontheinternet26893 жыл бұрын
    • Kars is shaking and crying

      @gallowdance3721@gallowdance37213 жыл бұрын
    • @@gallowdance3721 “It’s not working!!”

      @SkylerHamm587@SkylerHamm5873 жыл бұрын
    • @@gallowdance3721 AY AY AY AYYY **aztec awakening ritual theme plays**

      @the_hanburger@the_hanburger3 жыл бұрын
    • @@the_hanburger kars in the lava when he forgot crab armor existed and used armadillo armor.

      @taekwontheo@taekwontheo3 жыл бұрын
  • I'm same buffled about why some thousand years ago so many predatory not related animals had saber teeth and none of them are living today. There lived cats, tigers, marsupials and even salmons with saber teeth. Today we have just walruses, boars and the water deer, which are truly interesting, but they're not using their teeth like real saber tooth predators did.

    @sash4all@sash4all9 ай бұрын
  • Astronaut 1: Wait, so it was all crabs Astronaut 2: Always has been

    @hpfctif7tx7t@hpfctif7tx7t Жыл бұрын
  • Evolution, gesturing to mammals: "This is brilliant." Evolution, pointing at crabs: "But I like this."

    @ajyu7289@ajyu72892 жыл бұрын
    • do you have crabs again?

      @raven4k998@raven4k9982 жыл бұрын
    • Aowkwk

      @tiniutami3548@tiniutami35482 жыл бұрын
    • Doh,doh,doh……

      @leociresi4292@leociresi42922 жыл бұрын
    • It's crazy the influence of a car reviewer like Jeremy Clarkson has over the world His 20 year old quotes are still memed today

      @VMKAROUND365@VMKAROUND3652 жыл бұрын
    • U sound like a meme. xD

      @fallonvandrunen4336@fallonvandrunen43362 жыл бұрын
  • This is why we always feel the urge to "snip-snip" when holding the tongs.

    @dextermiguel21@dextermiguel213 жыл бұрын
    • i wish the crab world was aware of this lol

      @Avi-tc2ym@Avi-tc2ym3 жыл бұрын
    • Underrated

      @zachwas8724@zachwas87243 жыл бұрын
    • Crab rave

      @Jason-cl6yp@Jason-cl6yp3 жыл бұрын
    • It's so true 🤣😂🤣

      @clevername8832@clevername88323 жыл бұрын
    • The crab is all powerful and must be worshiped

      @jvpro2076@jvpro20763 жыл бұрын
  • “CRAAB PEOPLE, CRAAB PEOPLE. LOOK LIKE CRABS TALK LIKE PEOPLE” -Crab people

    @JohnDoe-uv3rr@JohnDoe-uv3rr7 ай бұрын
  • I thought this video was going to be partly about the countless arachnids that also evolved to be very very crab-like, from tiny mites to the crab-spiders.

    @bo-dine7971@bo-dine7971 Жыл бұрын
  • "Honey, where did I put the lobste- gosh dangit it evolved into a crab again"

    @generalcodsworth4417@generalcodsworth44173 жыл бұрын
    • Hank hill voice

      @carefree1395@carefree13953 жыл бұрын
    • @@carefree1395 I’ll tell you hwat

      @user-pj1ec5om5g@user-pj1ec5om5g3 жыл бұрын
    • 69 likes, make a wish!

      @GodittoC@GodittoC3 жыл бұрын
    • Next Hollywood sci-fi comedy: Honey, I crabbified the kids!

      @tarun1982@tarun19823 жыл бұрын
    • @@user-pj1ec5om5g ur pfp is really cool dont change ot

      @Maxzes_@Maxzes_3 жыл бұрын
  • "Why Do Things Keep Evolving Into Crabs?" Moms: "It's because of the damn phone"

    @meowza@meowza3 жыл бұрын
    • 😂

      @anshgombar7173@anshgombar71733 жыл бұрын
    • Always because of the phone

      @mewyou3806@mewyou38063 жыл бұрын
    • Hahaha

      @riteshyeddu9186@riteshyeddu91863 жыл бұрын
    • The phone's blue light mutates the brains of people making the people act like crabs Then they start evolving into crabs because they gave crab brains The people's hands come together and everyone looks like a crab This is a rare disease caused by blue light phones and should not be worried about

      @sajedanallawar9300@sajedanallawar93003 жыл бұрын
    • LMAOO

      @Brayan-hr9of@Brayan-hr9of3 жыл бұрын
  • My man has been working out and he’s showing it👏🏼💪🏻

    @mitchell4745@mitchell4745 Жыл бұрын
  • i've watched this 2 years ago and im gonna watch it again

    @daffaramadhan5358@daffaramadhan5358 Жыл бұрын
  • "What music do you listen to?" "CCR" "Oh I love Credence!" "Oh, yeah me too" *hides Cretaceous Crab Revolution CD under coat*

    @davidbrunner7772@davidbrunner77723 жыл бұрын
    • That was the first thing I thought of, how to explain to others that my CCR wasn't the same as their CCR.

      @scottydog1313@scottydog13133 жыл бұрын
    • Featuring their hit song “Crab Moon Rising”

      @baileyj7968@baileyj79683 жыл бұрын
    • @@baileyj7968 ouch! Groan! I salute you!

      @goodun2974@goodun29743 жыл бұрын
    • Well, my character is in a band with the character of another player in a tabletop rpg. After having read that I went to urge him to name the band Cretaceous Crab Revolution

      @sephikong8323@sephikong83233 жыл бұрын
    • Who wouldn't like to play some CCR on Crab Crab Revolution?

      @Alex-fv2qs@Alex-fv2qs3 жыл бұрын
  • Humanity: What's the deal with things evolving into crabs every so often? Nature: You may not like it, but... **points at crab** this is exactly what peak performance looks like.

    @jackson3475@jackson34753 жыл бұрын
    • Crab *Starts raving*

      @saulesalejos4483@saulesalejos44833 жыл бұрын
    • *slaps crab* this is what peak performance is like

      @bluecat6902@bluecat69023 жыл бұрын
    • Indeed it is

      @MrSilverfab@MrSilverfab3 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

      @TotalGAMIX@TotalGAMIX3 жыл бұрын
    • Mr Crab had a secret formula 🤫

      @thomasjuniardi3559@thomasjuniardi35593 жыл бұрын
  • Crab: "Now I"m not claiming I know gods plan, I'm just saying, I AM it."

    @Gamer36046@Gamer360467 ай бұрын
  • [ominous voice] walk like crab talk like people. crab people crab people

    @KimboKG14@KimboKG14 Жыл бұрын
  • “You may not like it, but THIS is what peak performance looks like.”

    @nameputhpong9041@nameputhpong90413 жыл бұрын
    • @@rezrezas the mass effect race?

      @kingt0295@kingt02952 жыл бұрын
    • @@kingt0295 yeah, thane krios

      @rezrezas@rezrezas2 жыл бұрын
    • @@rezrezas thane was a top tier companion, i loved him

      @kingt0295@kingt02952 жыл бұрын
    • But drells are reptillian

      @k.h.g3695@k.h.g36952 жыл бұрын
    • IASIP reference?😂

      @Jorge-125@Jorge-1252 жыл бұрын
  • *Crab:* "This is what peak performance looks like."

    @reeven1721@reeven17213 жыл бұрын
    • Me: Hold my Pincer arm. 🦞💪

      @Lobsterwithinternet@Lobsterwithinternet3 жыл бұрын
    • nice icon

      @bonedoggle@bonedoggle3 жыл бұрын
    • So we shall all be crabs

      @notapplicable4567@notapplicable45673 жыл бұрын
    • I for one welcome our new crab overlords.

      @robertmaniac@robertmaniac3 жыл бұрын
    • Upgrades people, upgrades.

      @md.rafeeuddin516@md.rafeeuddin5163 жыл бұрын
  • 1:11 get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head.

    @Winter-Stripe@Winter-Stripe9 ай бұрын
  • weird unscientific and sounds silly but when my father died I tried to imagine where his energy went and all I kept seeing in my mind was a crab shuffling around in the sand on the ocean floor.

    @fiddlestickzmuzik@fiddlestickzmuzik Жыл бұрын
  • 3:46 Now that is just cute, well played.

    @dasstigma@dasstigma Жыл бұрын
  • It's good to know that my getting rounder and flatter is just my body evolving into a crab...

    @AscendingBliss@AscendingBliss3 жыл бұрын
    • Lol yeah

      @ezramizrahi5389@ezramizrahi53893 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @AB-ee5tb@AB-ee5tb3 жыл бұрын
    • 😂

      @partsunknown1679@partsunknown16793 жыл бұрын
    • my thoughts exactly

      @jdcagabhion4003@jdcagabhion40033 жыл бұрын
    • 😂 soon you’ll have to change your shell like Mr. Crabs 😅

      @lifegoeson1007@lifegoeson10073 жыл бұрын
  • It's the crab cycle. There is only one step, and it is crab.

    @Necrikus@Necrikus3 жыл бұрын
    • @@jlr4434 I g

      @joshuawright593@joshuawright5933 жыл бұрын
    • I see what you did here 🤣🤣

      @paillette2010@paillette20103 жыл бұрын
    • Clever you...do you what a cookie for that?

      @acatisfinetoo3018@acatisfinetoo30183 жыл бұрын
    • Very underrated comment

      @korovyevf.804@korovyevf.8043 жыл бұрын
    • Crab

      @Dwhifwhidwhiqdn12@Dwhifwhidwhiqdn123 жыл бұрын
  • Reject humanity, become crab🦀

    @nsc_notncs@nsc_notncs8 ай бұрын
  • This dudes gym game is off the charts. Inspiring body work my man. Trying to eat better and move more. Best to you. Also nice voicework. In the end, we all become crab people 😮‍💨

    @newtagwhodis4535@newtagwhodis4535 Жыл бұрын
  • 2020: Humans are crap 2023: Humans are crab

    @harnoorsingh2866@harnoorsingh28663 жыл бұрын
    • CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE TASTE LIKE CRAB TALK LIKE PEOPLE

      @FirstLast-uz6eq@FirstLast-uz6eq3 жыл бұрын
    • *C R A B*

      @puggumpus@puggumpus3 жыл бұрын
    • @@FirstLast-uz6eq CRAAAB PEEOPLE CRAAAAB PEEOPLE

      @dkkanofkash8798@dkkanofkash87983 жыл бұрын
    • I am infested with crabs and creams, powders, tweezers and magnifying glass picking st them, shaving, waxing, and bleaching do not work. Crabs really are a great evolutionary survivor. I am an unfortunate witness to how tough crabs are.

      @indridcold8433@indridcold84333 жыл бұрын
    • I wanna be a nautilus! *^w^*

      @judsongaiden9878@judsongaiden98783 жыл бұрын
  • Various crustaceans: M U S T B E C O M E C R E B

    @captainstroon1555@captainstroon15553 жыл бұрын
    • Snek

      @SoulDelSol@SoulDelSol3 жыл бұрын
    • 🙏

      @Sunlord7@Sunlord73 жыл бұрын
    • BECOME AS CRAB BECOME AS CRAB BECOME AS CRAB

      @KinghtofZero00@KinghtofZero003 жыл бұрын
    • snap snap doggos

      @tristanwilliams4180@tristanwilliams41803 жыл бұрын
    • @@AlexSanchez-je9uw omg

      @adonaycalixto6637@adonaycalixto66373 жыл бұрын
  • Learned something today, thanks guys.

    @TerryCheever@TerryCheever Жыл бұрын
  • Truely genetically superior, hard shell, small, sneaky, walks at a 90 degree angle cuttimg away it's size, go into the water, regrow limbs, dig, etc.

    @TwohundredSeventy@TwohundredSeventy7 ай бұрын
  • I love the implied exasperation of the title. Like some marine biologist is just looking around at his textbooks and in a moment sudden realization exclaims "why do things keep evolving into crabs!?"

    @Doc-Holliday1851@Doc-Holliday18513 жыл бұрын
    • Okay but I'm pretty sure that's how it went down

      @elvingearmasterirma7241@elvingearmasterirma72413 жыл бұрын
    • Does that marine biologist have a punching ghost that can stop time?

      @Gabsboy123@Gabsboy1233 жыл бұрын
    • @@Gabsboy123 probably.

      @kelnhide@kelnhide3 жыл бұрын
    • I think of a distressed Italian aggressively moving his hands around, while saying it in a bad accent.

      @wilsonwilson3674@wilsonwilson36743 жыл бұрын
    • - Wait, is it all crab? - Always has been

      @MrChoklad@MrChoklad3 жыл бұрын
  • Evolution: * looks at crabs* Evolution: "is this the ideal form?"

    @omarlynmartinez7887@omarlynmartinez78873 жыл бұрын
    • Answer: *Y E S*

      @zddxddyddw@zddxddyddw3 жыл бұрын
    • GIANT ENEMY CRAB

      @marcochavez9381@marcochavez93813 жыл бұрын
    • TIME FOR CRAB

      @fuizin548@fuizin5483 жыл бұрын
    • P E A K P E R F O R M A N C E

      @Helem5XG@Helem5XG3 жыл бұрын
  • "I like money..." - _Mr Krabbs_ Not enough money makes me crabby...

    @angrytedtalks@angrytedtalks9 ай бұрын
    • ted talks, the thumbnail and quotes from Spongebob........what an unexpected combination.

      @IDontBuyIt50@IDontBuyIt509 ай бұрын
  • My 4am recommended didn’t let me down. 10/10 would procrastinate sleep to watch again.

    @sunshinesadness4405@sunshinesadness4405 Жыл бұрын
  • "Why do things keep evolving into crabs?" *Are you telling me that the armoured sea spider with claws is not an optimal build?*

    @MelonSeedOfficial@MelonSeedOfficial3 жыл бұрын
    • Not enough DPS for some.

      @3Rayfire@3Rayfire3 жыл бұрын
    • It's an okay build, but too overused

      @alittlekittycat7472@alittlekittycat74723 жыл бұрын
    • @@alittlekittycat7472 Yeah. Sea-jelly is so OP. How come everything didn't evolve into those.

      @Kromosios@Kromosios3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Kromosios they probably want to choose the big cool land builds like bears or lions, and ignore the ones that they think are "weak" like insects or fish

      @alittlekittycat7472@alittlekittycat74723 жыл бұрын
    • Well, spiders have been on earth for millions of years, so... pretty much

      @berserker3414@berserker34143 жыл бұрын
  • Because Crabs are the true final evolution we must all ascend to. Crab People.

    @ewfurry6499@ewfurry64993 жыл бұрын
    • Taste like crab. Talk like people

      @andymoore8835@andymoore88353 жыл бұрын
    • Parshendi/Singers represent.

      @sashathegoma7914@sashathegoma79143 жыл бұрын
    • We’re crab people now Charlie

      @renegademaster4222@renegademaster42223 жыл бұрын
    • Zoidberg

      @Lobstersbetwerkin@Lobstersbetwerkin3 жыл бұрын
    • Thanks, fish from Spongebob

      @GabiN64@GabiN643 жыл бұрын
  • Screw it, my bloodline will be crabs now

    @thespookylocker@thespookylocker8 ай бұрын
  • Never asked this question before, but I’m intrigued

    @Anonyomus_commenter@Anonyomus_commenter22 күн бұрын
  • wait.... we humans have lost our tails.... and we've been getting, uhhh, "wider" in recent years.... what does this mean for us 😳

    @carykh@carykh3 жыл бұрын
    • reject humanity return to crab

      @lilcrust3063@lilcrust30633 жыл бұрын
    • *dun dun duuuun*

      @ticunfound5173@ticunfound51733 жыл бұрын
    • Hey Cary

      @riverajustinmarks.@riverajustinmarks.3 жыл бұрын
    • *Animorphs into crab with regular show sound

      @Huge-orge@Huge-orge3 жыл бұрын
    • Your fate is crab.

      @MagicalHatStudios@MagicalHatStudios3 жыл бұрын
  • "Wait, it's all crabs?" "Always has been."

    @kyle_mk17@kyle_mk173 жыл бұрын
    • Hahaha

      @riteshyeddu9186@riteshyeddu91863 жыл бұрын
    • *snap*

      @kbyrnenc@kbyrnenc3 жыл бұрын
    • 100th liker ;)

      @AerotaleYT@AerotaleYT3 жыл бұрын
    • MF xD

      @venture3800@venture38003 жыл бұрын
    • dang beat me to it lmao

      @malorie-kaesteinmuller6810@malorie-kaesteinmuller68103 жыл бұрын
  • Mom: wha... WHY ARE YOU SO HARD HEADED? Me: Crab

    @LanxPenzenpepper@LanxPenzenpepper6 ай бұрын
  • Its all fun and games until a crab starts jumping into people's heads

    @Steamj2@Steamj28 ай бұрын
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