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Why Ghosts Don't Haunt Asians 2

Steven He
2021 ж. 18 Мам.
18 912 439 Рет қаралды
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Industry leading CGI production quality. Only on this failure of a channel.
Thank you guys for having my back this week, I've finished moving back to NYC. Back on Schedule now.
Also the Algorithm changed.... Now the like button and satisfaction surveys are king. Please demolish them. Ok.
#Comedy #Skit #Asian
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  • i can prove his laughter cure faliure i was failing 3 classes 1 month before my finals this week and i brought them all up and got my finals done with a week to spare

    @Voodoo1_vos@Voodoo1_vos3 жыл бұрын

    • What grade? Remeber, a is for average and b is for failure!

      @kaiser999wt@kaiser999wt3 жыл бұрын

    • F A I L U R E!

      @inthefogs@inthefogs3 жыл бұрын

    • *FAILURE*

      @Ruv_S@Ruv_S3 жыл бұрын

    • SUCCESS

      @rocko_x@rocko_x3 жыл бұрын

    • Mine are still awful

      @Eidel_Rose@Eidel_Rose3 жыл бұрын

  • "Did I say you can leave, do the dishes or else I send you to jesus" Throws slipper

    @Aurakin@Aurakin3 жыл бұрын

    • that got me laughing

      @RyanSyed@RyanSyed3 жыл бұрын

    • Shoe hits the ghost

      @vasp1re_290@vasp1re_2903 жыл бұрын

    • Holy damage +100

      @muhammedfaaz3641@muhammedfaaz36413 жыл бұрын

    • +69 asian power

      @vasp1re_290@vasp1re_2903 жыл бұрын

    • Yes I watched the video.

      @icoughed4991@icoughed49913 жыл бұрын

  • "Did I say you could leave?" My Asian ass got chills when he said that, literal chills.

    @jeevanjacob4102@jeevanjacob41023 жыл бұрын

    • The times my mother has said this to me can be summed up into one digit: Numerous

      @endergolem9977@endergolem99773 жыл бұрын

    • I got serious indian household ptsd from that too

      @ItsHimaank8071@ItsHimaank80713 жыл бұрын

    • That was the scariest part, to the ghost hahahaha.

      @fengwang3224@fengwang32243 жыл бұрын

    • I had flashbacks when he said that 🤣

      @rajalaireya1748@rajalaireya17483 жыл бұрын

    • SAME BRO SAMEEEEEEE

      @ZaSleeper@ZaSleeper3 жыл бұрын

  • steven had me at "Did I say you can leave?" Chinese parents always have absolute authority over their kids.

    @jackfrost1075@jackfrost107511 ай бұрын

    • Huh don't underestimate Indian parents

      @sp677@sp67710 ай бұрын

    • “I will send you to Jesus” I felt that from parental fear 😂😂😂

      @M.Hellebore@M.Hellebore10 ай бұрын

    • and ghost too.

      @kzkaa.@kzkaa.9 ай бұрын

    • 1:46

      @mechadoggy@mechadoggy8 ай бұрын

    • do the dishes or no human rights

      @cyrilespejo@cyrilespejo6 ай бұрын

  • “I walk your dimension to get to school” 😂😂😂

    @Kevin_Knows@Kevin_Knows Жыл бұрын

    • This one had me

      @DaytonaJae@DaytonaJaeАй бұрын

    • 😅

      @finnabfitness@finnabfitness20 күн бұрын

  • “You think you’re scary, I warped your dimension to get to school.” It was at that moment that the ghost realised that you can die even in the afterlife.

    @muhammadhashir6136@muhammadhashir61363 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @Ruv_S@Ruv_S3 жыл бұрын

    • xd

      @mekyiamky6285@mekyiamky62853 жыл бұрын

    • Xd

      @jpx7466@jpx74663 жыл бұрын

    • Xd

      @313Yuta@313Yuta3 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @kyleterry5190@kyleterry51903 жыл бұрын

  • “What the hell, is that you? You have telekinetic, telekine, telemarketing power.”

    @timiscool9523@timiscool95233 жыл бұрын

    • 01:22

      @evanr1814@evanr18143 жыл бұрын

    • He said that while I read this

      @TheyCallMeMinty@TheyCallMeMinty3 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheyCallMeMinty same

      @Ruv_S@Ruv_S3 жыл бұрын

    • He just couldn’t spit out the words

      @Ruv_S@Ruv_S3 жыл бұрын

    • When I was started reading this he also said the same thing like I am reading this and he is saying it.

      @tejkumarigurung6010@tejkumarigurung60103 жыл бұрын

  • I as an Asian feel that anger when I found out the ghost was wearing shoes INSIDE the HOME. 💀

    @-Cypris@-Cypris7 ай бұрын

    • That ghost is a FAILURE. Make all their ancestors cry

      @LilianaKali@LilianaKali3 ай бұрын

    • Just like: get the fuck out!😡

      @JYL-eb7xl@JYL-eb7xlАй бұрын

    • All ghosts are FAILURES! That's why they are ghosts.

      @Ember-iz3pi@Ember-iz3pi26 күн бұрын

  • The fact he isn’t even trying to hide the string makes me laugh even more 😂

    @User7055@User7055 Жыл бұрын

    • I agree. I'm trying to figure out if it'd be even funnier if the string was a brighter colour or thicker in a future video XD XD XD

      @LilianaKali@LilianaKali3 ай бұрын

    • Not a asian ghost. Wearing the shoes in the house.

      @williamsanabria5280@williamsanabria52802 ай бұрын

  • Paranormal Activity 69: The Return of Beijing Corn the Ghost Cat

    @th_1593@th_15933 жыл бұрын

    • ... I don't know how to respond to this

      @GhostTheHost713@GhostTheHost7133 жыл бұрын

    • Your a failure!!!

      @merpuffedy@merpuffedy3 жыл бұрын

    • He used to play piano at the Beijing corn field.POOR THING

      @muhammedfaaz3641@muhammedfaaz36413 жыл бұрын

    • hahaha that's a hollywood title right there

      @StevenHe@StevenHe3 жыл бұрын

    • the guy above me is asian

      @seaan6178@seaan61783 жыл бұрын

  • Jesus: Now child, how did you get here? Ghost: An Asian yeeted a slipper at me.

    @robensmonteau161@robensmonteau1613 жыл бұрын

    • "No worries, happens a lot more than you'd think"

      @lnefty@lnefty3 жыл бұрын

    • @@lnefty iam an asian

      @Invixnlty@Invixnlty3 жыл бұрын

    • I’m gonna do this when I’m 35 and have kids and see a ghost... WORD FOR WORD

      @richatripathi5153@richatripathi51533 жыл бұрын

    • @@Invixnlty Ok, the guy that made the video is too right? I mean..

      @dutchdragon2472@dutchdragon24722 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @joshuaramotar4252@joshuaramotar42522 жыл бұрын

  • "I will send you to Jesus", what a great line

    @josemanuelaguero68@josemanuelaguero689 ай бұрын

    • 1:48 😂😂

      @Kirby_land12@Kirby_land123 күн бұрын

  • When I visited my son and his family in Indonesia last year ,I was shown an official road sign warning motorists that they may encounter a ghost at this particular corner . This was installed by the local traffic authority after complaints one had regularly been seen here . I suppose it was advance warning to prevent traffic accidents .😅

    @gillcawthorn7572@gillcawthorn757211 ай бұрын

    • You should have written on the sign " I didn't know this was the road to FAILURE!!"

      @217sherlock@217sherlock9 ай бұрын

    • 😂I bet that got people to slow down better than other signs

      @joanmassat8938@joanmassat89384 ай бұрын

  • love how he's not even trying to hide the string.

    @harishankkarsubramanyam611@harishankkarsubramanyam6113 жыл бұрын

    • It's floss Why am I getting hated? Im just telling him it's floss? ok he deleted his comment

      @WarpedCyan@WarpedCyan3 жыл бұрын

    • True

      @Rayhanxshah@Rayhanxshah3 жыл бұрын

    • Might as well make it a rope. LOL. But I think that that's the point. :)

      @justjared2009@justjared20093 жыл бұрын

    • I love how it’s a black screen for me

      @Zay_plays_ball@Zay_plays_ball3 жыл бұрын

    • Failute

      @merpuffedy@merpuffedy3 жыл бұрын

  • "You have telekinet-" "telekiknee-" "telemarketing power" lmao

    @jacoblee6079@jacoblee60793 жыл бұрын

    • I lost it there!

      @MegaEricPham@MegaEricPham3 жыл бұрын

    • Marling powah

      @kanthatchayaphan5309@kanthatchayaphan53093 жыл бұрын

    • I DIED

      @nina_mis6762@nina_mis67623 жыл бұрын

    • I read this when it happened in the vid😭

      @I_Am_T1@I_Am_T13 жыл бұрын

    • *We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty*

      @Veilwing@Veilwing3 жыл бұрын

  • I think my failures are cured, now. Thanks! :D You are the funniest person around and I like you can make people laugh without cussing too much or being dirty.

    @FatLittleOldLady@FatLittleOldLady11 ай бұрын

  • ‘I will send you to jesus’ ghost starts leaving and gets NAILED so funny

    @greensky9530@greensky95308 ай бұрын

  • When he said “I’ll send you to Jesus” I was dying

    @Retrokage@Retrokage3 жыл бұрын

    • Yesss me too... Also when he said "i had to walk through your dimension to get to school"

      @MrSilversurfer0515@MrSilversurfer05153 жыл бұрын

    • Poor was traumatized.

      @Kevin-jc1fx@Kevin-jc1fx3 жыл бұрын

    • @@MrSilversurfer0515 Oh, i thought he said “I want your dimension to get to school.”

      @dingy8764@dingy87643 жыл бұрын

    • Frtho! Bwahahaha

      @Soda008@Soda0083 жыл бұрын

    • Don't mean to bother y'all or anything (like fr) but I make skits kinda like Steven He but not really! Feel free to check 'em out! Thanks! :)

      @Pelipear@Pelipear3 жыл бұрын

  • the victim is more scarier than the actual ghost😂

    @saigerstruk@saigerstruk3 жыл бұрын

    • The victim is the ghost

      @HelloHello-lh8tm@HelloHello-lh8tm3 жыл бұрын

    • @@HelloHello-lh8tm HahahahahahHhaha

      @kailondorogers6268@kailondorogers62683 жыл бұрын

    • More scarier is the scariest part

      @johnvonneumannsdaddy8207@johnvonneumannsdaddy82073 жыл бұрын

    • *more scary

      @darkpenink6730@darkpenink67303 жыл бұрын

    • Your English is ‘more scarier’ than anything mate 😂

      @caelanharamis5660@caelanharamis56603 жыл бұрын

  • "Go do the dishes o I said you to Jesus"!..😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @Karen-ig6bp@Karen-ig6bp7 ай бұрын

  • "I will send you to Jesus" He already failed walking into the gateways to heaven so he settled here 😂 No way he's getting back

    @kevinengland8626@kevinengland86263 ай бұрын

  • Steven's dad:- I will send you to Jesus *throws his slipper Almost every exorcist out there:- Am I a joke to you?

    @anirbanroy5667@anirbanroy56673 жыл бұрын

    • HAHA

      @StevenHe@StevenHe3 жыл бұрын

    • My grandmother said the same thing when I started growing facial hair

      @Ghost-nj7nj@Ghost-nj7nj3 жыл бұрын

    • Steven's Dad to the exorcists: Yes, You a failure

      @ginathecookie@ginathecookie3 жыл бұрын

    • Too expensive

      @flooremoji@flooremoji3 жыл бұрын

    • From whence you came

      @darenk77@darenk773 жыл бұрын

  • Therrapist: Why are you haunting this guy? Ghost: He is the only one who can send me to Jesus

    @dratackt2555@dratackt25552 жыл бұрын

    • good joke dude

      @aradhyadixit8589@aradhyadixit85892 жыл бұрын

    • The ghost Will experience some failure

      @alperortac2638@alperortac26382 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @thanga71@thanga712 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣 1:53!

      @Ancaryvan@Ancaryvan2 жыл бұрын

    • the rapist?

      @grimmshredsanguinus2915@grimmshredsanguinus29152 жыл бұрын

  • Your just living rent free in my head now because of how funny you are, Your videos are so Wholesome, You bring a Smile to my face even during my break on my Show 😂

    @Angelcat2023@Angelcat202311 ай бұрын

  • 🤣🤣🤣Telemarketing powers! omg Go do the dishes😂😂😂😂

    @barbieholicable@barbieholicable9 ай бұрын

  • "I didn't know I ran a foster home for FAILURES!!" that part got me😂😂

    @happyface728@happyface728 Жыл бұрын

    • What does that means...I don't get it...

      @realreuben126@realreuben126 Жыл бұрын

    • @@realreuben126 the ghost are in his house, he said that his house like a foster home for the failure of the spiritual realm

      @emilyleong6442@emilyleong6442 Жыл бұрын

    • @@emilyleong6442 good to know thanks for your explanation😁

      @realreuben126@realreuben126 Жыл бұрын

    • @@realreuben126 A repeated thing that Steven He does is to berate his "son" for being a failure.

      @vectorm4@vectorm4 Жыл бұрын

    • Best line ever 🤣

      @cstalnaker1311@cstalnaker1311 Жыл бұрын

  • This is the equivalent of "I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me"

    @mohammadkhatib4823@mohammadkhatib48233 жыл бұрын

    • "if god wanted you to live, he would not have created me"

      @racecarthedestroyer7192@racecarthedestroyer71923 жыл бұрын

    • IKR

      @mustiz1898@mustiz18983 жыл бұрын

    • you know i can set you free, so do not make it durty ? or complicated ? i am on my own, i am sick of this game, not interested any more, it is ur problem, why u do not have body, to do what u should do before u leave this 3d matrix, come on, i need some rest 😢😢😢

      @janilsoncabral9368@janilsoncabral9368Ай бұрын

  • "You have telemarketing powers..." pure gold..🤣😂🙃

    @annesaunders3580@annesaunders35807 ай бұрын

  • 'Emotional damage' 'I will send you to Jesus' and 'Are you dumb' are the best lines EVER!!!

    @nntextmusic5946@nntextmusic59462 ай бұрын

    • What about when he calls people a failure? Or when he says "Stoopid"

      @Ember-iz3pi@Ember-iz3pi26 күн бұрын

  • *Plot twist: his dad’s the ghost and secretly trying to tell him he is a failure*

    @Ruv_S@Ruv_S3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @mrrealnobody4382@mrrealnobody43823 жыл бұрын

    • Yo how do you type bold?

      @Niweera@Niweera3 жыл бұрын

    • Loll

      @shashu3409@shashu34093 жыл бұрын

    • @@Niweera * this * no space

      @marosmariene9204@marosmariene92043 жыл бұрын

    • @@marosmariene9204 *cool* *cool* *cool*

      @Niweera@Niweera3 жыл бұрын

  • There went my coffee 😂 I can't even fam this is gold!

    @leximuaune4229@leximuaune42293 ай бұрын

  • “I’ll send you to Jesus” a famous meme have be created again 😂

    @BensEditse@BensEditse2 ай бұрын

  • "I will send you to Jesus" -Steven He, Art of failure Management.

    @leathz9990@leathz99903 жыл бұрын

    • OMFG I CANT🤣🤣🤣

      @313Yuta@313Yuta3 жыл бұрын

  • So nobody gonna talk about how Steven’s dad is a double academy award winner? No wonder he thinks his son is a failure...

    @michellewang3270@michellewang32703 жыл бұрын

    • Not even made with real gold, biggest disappointment until Steven was born.

      @King_Nipper@King_Nipper3 жыл бұрын

    • His other foot started a business at 9, easy

      @kindra11111@kindra111113 жыл бұрын

    • This is standard for Asians

      @onesaucdragon@onesaucdragon3 жыл бұрын

    • HAHA

      @StevenHe@StevenHe3 жыл бұрын

    • @@StevenHe you are a failure

      @vickmalham8191@vickmalham81913 жыл бұрын

  • "Ghost trying to get tan" Pfft 😂

    @StickoAnims@StickoAnims9 ай бұрын

  • Steven's dad's school is so far away he warped into another dimension to get to school

    @MikeNoob101@MikeNoob1018 ай бұрын

  • "did I say you can leave!?" Ghost: **instant regret**

    @user-nu8xi4sl1e@user-nu8xi4sl1e2 жыл бұрын

    • if your a ghost and you entered an Asian house. good job, you fked up.

      @Quack-om3jj@Quack-om3jj2 жыл бұрын

    • Steven Dad: I'm not trapped with you, you're trapped with me, now stop being a failure and score an A in spooky class because my son's failure level is even scarier than you

      @MrSasukeSusanoo@MrSasukeSusanoo2 жыл бұрын

    • @@MrSasukeSusanoo accurate words. definitely would be used by my father. 👌🏻

      @user-nu8xi4sl1e@user-nu8xi4sl1e2 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-nu8xi4sl1e oh man I feel you bro 👊 same for me

      @MrSasukeSusanoo@MrSasukeSusanoo2 жыл бұрын

    • @@MrSasukeSusanoo 👊🏻bro 😔

      @user-nu8xi4sl1e@user-nu8xi4sl1e2 жыл бұрын

  • "You have telekineti- telekine- telemarketing power!" Best quote of the year

    @maysonsworkshop9620@maysonsworkshop96202 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @ProdByAngus@ProdByAngus2 жыл бұрын

    • Yees the best quote

      @arianamichael2864@arianamichael28642 жыл бұрын

    • Am telepathically speaking with you, To tell you about our new food product called "H2O" you've probably never heard of it.

      @monky8557@monky85572 жыл бұрын

    • @@monky8557 oh Ummmm..... Right....

      @arianamichael2864@arianamichael28642 жыл бұрын

    • "You don't become magician, you don't go to roulette table you come to my house."

      @fatalecho_king@fatalecho_king2 жыл бұрын

  • “You have telekineti … telekine … telemarketing powers” 😂

    @ForzaItalia1010@ForzaItalia10104 күн бұрын

  • Today I got a bunch of your videos. They are hilarious! 😅😅😅😅 new sub.

    @robertcooney1938@robertcooney19387 ай бұрын

  • “Did I say you could leave?” Professional Asian turning the tables what a power move.

    @faultyfaulty7812@faultyfaulty78122 жыл бұрын

    • Welcome to ghost news a ghost was kidnapped by a asian we still dont known where the ghost is back to u micheal

      @ImJustSomeoneRandom.@ImJustSomeoneRandom.2 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @user-rj4pv6by6g@user-rj4pv6by6g2 жыл бұрын

    • I think he scared the ghost. 🤣🤣🤣

      @VickyShawcooksalot@VickyShawcooksalot2 жыл бұрын

  • Clicked faster than Stevens dad saying Steven is a failure

    @ehsanuddin435@ehsanuddin4353 жыл бұрын

    • you stole my idea

      @Richard-cv1ml@Richard-cv1ml3 жыл бұрын

    • Facts

      @noxiean@noxiean3 жыл бұрын

    • Impossible

      @alessioram6631@alessioram66313 жыл бұрын

    • That not possible even mentally

      @tristanf2pgaming481@tristanf2pgaming4813 жыл бұрын

    • IMPOSSIBLE

      @SleepinInsomnia@SleepinInsomnia3 жыл бұрын

  • I love how he is not even trying to hide the string

    @shabmia8920@shabmia8920 Жыл бұрын

  • Steven he: see's footprints Ghost: appears Steven he: turn's ultra instinct

    @Baconman2478@Baconman24789 ай бұрын

  • "Did I say you can leave?" - Every Asian parents ever -

    @manhnguyentien7638@manhnguyentien76383 жыл бұрын

    • Sounds like teachers when they say the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do

      @kenancarolina4686@kenancarolina46863 жыл бұрын

    • BAHAHAHA, the plot twist!

      @tanyam9853@tanyam98533 жыл бұрын

    • *Leaves Asian parents: So you have chosen More homework

      @LV99BeyReviews@LV99BeyReviews3 жыл бұрын

    • 💀 So true.

      @YunikuYosefMomoka@YunikuYosefMomoka3 жыл бұрын

  • Instead of being scared of the ghost the dad rages at it. " Are you dumb?" HAHAHAHAHA that's amazing!

    @frosttail309@frosttail3093 жыл бұрын

    • Thanks for describing the joke. I almost didn't get it.

      @Schweinegulasch@Schweinegulasch3 жыл бұрын

    • Ayeo my guys, I make skits! Feel free to check 'em out! Thanks :)

      @Pelipear@Pelipear3 жыл бұрын

    • @Oscar Skuza Everyone saw it lol, we just pretend i didn't happen because it is physically impossible for Steven to make it move without it

      @russiasgreatestspinmachine4096@russiasgreatestspinmachine40963 жыл бұрын

    • @@russiasgreatestspinmachine4096 true 😂

      @frosttail309@frosttail3093 жыл бұрын

  • "Failure management" with ghosts - I love it!

    @karenk2409@karenk24097 ай бұрын

  • Ultimate weapon : Did I say you can leave?

    @Valorantnewbie-ml8si@Valorantnewbie-ml8si25 күн бұрын

  • "I walked your dimension to get to school!" That part killed me

    @antonisstavroulakis7698@antonisstavroulakis76982 жыл бұрын

    • Found the ghost guys, this guy failed at emotional control FAILURE!

      @mysticdragonwolf89@mysticdragonwolf892 жыл бұрын

    • Bro I swear, all Asians that used to live in asia had to go through the labors of Hercules while fighting ten tigers in a meter of snow with a 100°C sun beating down on them all while carrying a small house on their back and wearing bricks for shoes.

      @REEbott86@REEbott862 жыл бұрын

    • @@REEbott86 that’ll be my family

      @Kevin_Knows@Kevin_Knows Жыл бұрын

    • what exactly does that means

      @realreuben126@realreuben126 Жыл бұрын

    • you need to loop up grandpa pickles. old us cartoon from the 90s. meme creator.

      @aredub1847@aredub1847 Жыл бұрын

  • Most spirits feared the cross, but it was on this day that when poltergeists see a slipper, they burst into flames of failure

    @bertegue5162@bertegue51623 жыл бұрын

    • All spirits fear the combination of S A L T, C A N D L E, and S P I C E S

      @parkertdm1652@parkertdm16523 жыл бұрын

    • @@Crash_- Yeah, but, salt, a candle, and spices, is how you remove spirits from your house.

      @parkertdm1652@parkertdm16523 жыл бұрын

    • @@Crash_- I do, but why not explain how to clear a house of spirits?

      @parkertdm1652@parkertdm16523 жыл бұрын

    • Imma just sip my lizard soup and watch, carry on

      @squishytoyfish@squishytoyfish3 жыл бұрын

    • @@squishytoyfish sounds like a good idea, I'll just spam the forums on the game Phasmophobia to add the slipper as a useful item

      @bertegue5162@bertegue51623 жыл бұрын

  • Steven disguised as a ghost getting hit with a shoe is comedy gold

    @andrethegreatyt2@andrethegreatyt2 Жыл бұрын

  • That smack was a direct headshot 😂

    @axelsoderhielm2127@axelsoderhielm212725 күн бұрын

  • steven’s dad has evolved he uses to fight lions with corn cans and tyrannosaurus with nunchucks now he can fight a ghost with a slipper

    @daiyan66@daiyan663 жыл бұрын

    • Hes not a FAUUYYYLELERRRRRR

      @kanthatchayaphan5309@kanthatchayaphan53093 жыл бұрын

    • Slipper technique is from ancient China when they could warp time and space and hit ghost before it was born and in the last second of its life. Both at the same time.

      @TheKueiJin@TheKueiJin3 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @Ruv_S@Ruv_S3 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheKueiJin I imagined saying this with his accent

      @JustanotherdudeOramI@JustanotherdudeOramI3 жыл бұрын

    • slipper can go through space time

      @ultra_01@ultra_013 жыл бұрын

  • I like how he never gets scared and only gets angry.

    @trexion3443@trexion34433 жыл бұрын

    • Go do the dishes

      @willestr8656@willestr86563 жыл бұрын

    • Your likes went from 100 to 111 in a few seconds

      @benhauzel1340@benhauzel13403 жыл бұрын

    • @@benhauzel1340 this is an achievement to remember. And I am surprised because this is probably my worst comment so far.

      @trexion3443@trexion34433 жыл бұрын

    • @@trexion3443 That's ok, still better than Steven's channel.

      @zivunknown@zivunknown3 жыл бұрын

    • @@zivunknown So true

      @trexion3443@trexion34433 жыл бұрын

  • Love the vid! You deserve 4000M! UNDERRATED!

    @yukiHanakoMino@yukiHanakoMino Жыл бұрын

  • Thank you. I needed this 😂😂😂😂 Subscribed

    @rbailey5433@rbailey54337 ай бұрын

  • I fucking LOVE how SOOOO CLEARLY you can see the string. Never stop doing this-- KIDS need to be able to understand this type of humor because it is MISSING with all the CGI crap now to make everything "look real"

    @CarmindyOnline@CarmindyOnline3 жыл бұрын

    • Haha thank you!!! We tried the string but had to use floss because the chair was too heavy

      @StevenHe@StevenHe3 жыл бұрын

    • @@StevenHe I loved the last part where you showed the bloopers! Can you make more bloopers in the videos?

      @Ruv_S@Ruv_S3 жыл бұрын

    • @@StevenHe yo!!!!

      @jpx7466@jpx74663 жыл бұрын

    • Carmindy Stevens you better be freaking out right now lol

      @jpx7466@jpx74663 жыл бұрын

  • Ghost: *tries to leave* Steven: D I D I S A Y Y O U C A N L E A V E? Ghost: *worried* Steven: go do the dishes Ghost: *tries to leave again* Steven: *I W I L L S E N D Y O U T O J E S U S* Ghost: *tried to leave and got sent to Jesus*

    @hussainalmoamen3213@hussainalmoamen32132 жыл бұрын

    • thank you for the transcription

      @qwertyuiop8795@qwertyuiop87952 жыл бұрын

    • now go do the dishes

      @stevensdad3862@stevensdad38622 жыл бұрын

    • I cackled at that part. I literally cackled. There's so much sass in his delivery, and I love it.

      @lunabearsong2043@lunabearsong20432 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @inayatononna8940@inayatononna89402 жыл бұрын

    • SUS

      @neerusharma4632@neerusharma46322 жыл бұрын

  • The fact he doesn’t hide the string proves he’s just doing it for fun and to entertain others ❤ this is why I love creators like this

    @vi_gaming5832@vi_gaming5832 Жыл бұрын

    • He just doesn't know how to hide….

      @rastislavkirovich@rastislavkirovich Жыл бұрын

  • I didn't realise I was running a foster home for FAILURES 💀 that was personal

    @Lorelei6660@Lorelei6660Ай бұрын

  • "You don't be magician You don't go to roulette table You come to my house Do I look like Panda Express??"

    @hlimhlim_i1079@hlimhlim_i10793 жыл бұрын

    • 69 likes funy number

      @ismaeel7887@ismaeel78873 жыл бұрын

    • Lol yea

      @Alex_hisfriendfromschool@Alex_hisfriendfromschool3 жыл бұрын

    • "What are you doing on a Monday morning?!" Other places are hiring!

      @shynessbreakthroughcommuni826@shynessbreakthroughcommuni8263 жыл бұрын

    • ​@@shynessbreakthroughcommuni826 he said Spirit Halloween...

      @Ember-iz3pi@Ember-iz3pi26 күн бұрын

  • That's how impressive Steven's dad's slipper throwing is... he can make slippers fly across dimensions :O

    @olinaw5145@olinaw51453 жыл бұрын

    • EXACTLY

      @StevenHe@StevenHe3 жыл бұрын

    • @@StevenHe this is why you are one thing only other than a KZheadr about their dad FAILURE

      @Order-si7nd@Order-si7nd3 жыл бұрын

    • @@StevenHe you still FAILURE you hit sooo soft why not A very hard throw?

      @mervieschrealdoenteminerev8327@mervieschrealdoenteminerev83273 жыл бұрын

    • I read this with the accent in my head lmfao

      @Littleicy1@Littleicy13 жыл бұрын

    • @@StevenHe Thanks so much for taking the time to reply!

      @olinaw5145@olinaw51453 жыл бұрын

  • The fact that Steven can’t say "Telekinesis" so it became "Telemarketing" instead honestly just makes it funnier.

    @hexagonal69@hexagonal69 Жыл бұрын

    • telekinetic

      @RIZFERD@RIZFERD Жыл бұрын

    • @@RIZFERD potato tomato, same thing, just different conjugation.

      @hexagonal69@hexagonal69 Жыл бұрын

    • Steven's dad sometimes struggle with the English language.

      @thehaveninthehand@thehaveninthehand Жыл бұрын

    • @@hexagonal69bro doesn’t know what conjugation is

      @The_GreenHub@The_GreenHub Жыл бұрын

    • I thought he said Telemockety

      @millenniyall_gaming2198@millenniyall_gaming2198 Жыл бұрын

  • Ghost: Doesn't clean. Steve's dad: **slipper** Jesus: Wat the hail?

    @A.H.C.@A.H.C.3 жыл бұрын

    • Ghost: (sent to jesus)

      @jayari7674@jayari76743 жыл бұрын

    • “Imma send you to Jesus” 🏰 ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ 👻🩴

      @313Yuta@313Yuta3 жыл бұрын

    • @@313Yuta cheat codes for going to heaven

      @temakong595@temakong5953 жыл бұрын

    • @@temakong595 hurry, it might get patched soon

      @313Yuta@313Yuta3 жыл бұрын

    • I think that's disrespectful?

      @MercifulGrace.@MercifulGrace.3 жыл бұрын

  • 'What Ya Doing Standing At The Door...' 'Ghost try to get a tan lmao' 'Telemarketing Power'I can't

    @armyofwarz4369@armyofwarz43693 ай бұрын

  • Ghost: *trying to cause chaos* Steven: *fed up with it's antics and gives it a what for* Ghost: *experiences emotional damage*

    @yourgirllaurk@yourgirllaurk2 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @Blackcage3@Blackcage32 жыл бұрын

    • EMOSHAHNAUL DAMAGE????

      @InfamousNoob@InfamousNoob2 жыл бұрын

    • steven: hold da flashlight higher- why you hold it so high are you blind or just stoopid

      @faceboy1392@faceboy13922 жыл бұрын

    • steven:Dont hold it it lower than ur iq

      @ragavanbalaji7257@ragavanbalaji72572 жыл бұрын

    • Than only thing that is terrifying is your unemployment. Go start a business.

      @Exozealots@Exozealots2 жыл бұрын

  • “Did i say you can leave?” *AT THIS POINT THE GHOST KNEW HE WAS GONNA GET SENT TO JESUS BY NINJA SLIPPERS*

    @imXTER@imXTER2 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @harkomalsingh1198@harkomalsingh11982 жыл бұрын

    • Jesus:why you come to here again?

      @wwvnmnvww472@wwvnmnvww4722 жыл бұрын

    • AT this Moment that he knew he f*uckt up

      @fut4life222@fut4life2222 жыл бұрын

    • Lol ( emotional damage)

      @eugmmanwiksel1873@eugmmanwiksel18732 жыл бұрын

    • @@wwvnmnvww472 ghost : i regret tried to haunt some asian guy

      @leonartha03@leonartha032 жыл бұрын

  • The string makes this 1000× funnier

    @KaziHimaloy@KaziHimaloy2 ай бұрын

  • I like how he shows no emotion except anger

    @Yandere0233@Yandere023311 ай бұрын

  • “Ghosts don’t hunt Asians” Every Japanese death game: “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT”

    @AnaklusmosPSI@AnaklusmosPSI2 жыл бұрын

    • In fact every asian is not allowed play game like this because they will send the ghost to jesus

      @SavignyWRT@SavignyWRT2 жыл бұрын

    • him: I will send you to Jesus! every Japanese death game: *tries to kill him* Him: Yeets flip flop to each of emm

      @suruwatsunuwar8387@suruwatsunuwar83872 жыл бұрын

    • Y e s

      @amkc8479@amkc84792 жыл бұрын

    • It's because those ones are also asians. Making it 10000% scarier

      @nargiaz7368@nargiaz73682 жыл бұрын

    • ghost dont haunt pure asian and chinese

      @insertnamehere4983@insertnamehere49832 жыл бұрын

  • My stereotypical Western friend’s dad: “Get the f**k out of my sight!!” My Asian dad: “Did I say you can leave?!”

    @crazybanana8907@crazybanana89072 жыл бұрын

    • As a chinese, I can prove this is true

      @xerrybloom@xerrybloom2 жыл бұрын

    • As an australian I can say that i have had no experience similar to this

      @guywithrevolver@guywithrevolver2 жыл бұрын

    • As an Indian, I also prove this is true! 😂

      @PAIN_3100@PAIN_31002 жыл бұрын

    • As a black person, my grandmother was like both of these in the same instance. LOL!

      @lunabearsong2043@lunabearsong20432 жыл бұрын

    • As an Cambodian I can prove this is true

      @samurailizard8886@samurailizard88862 жыл бұрын

  • "We bring laughter to more people so we can cure more failures." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @Divine_MHL@Divine_MHL Жыл бұрын

  • Homie threw a sponge at him. This is how you fight a ghost. Emotional damage meets physical throwing items. 😂

    @nellylenaj3601@nellylenaj36013 ай бұрын

  • Asian: "Are you Doctor yet?" Ghost: "Well, I was one before I died." A: "So you no doctor now?" G: "Well, no, I-" A: "So you a failure. Go and study until you are doctor." G: "Bu-" A: "Did I say you can talk back? Go and study." *throws slipper*

    @Mr.Nobody01211@Mr.Nobody012112 жыл бұрын

    • Epicly

      @ms.yawhaw8831@ms.yawhaw88312 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao 🤣 just like my parents when i died to a car crash

      @REN-il5bu@REN-il5bu2 жыл бұрын

    • @@REN-il5bu you WHAT?!

      @syareeffurqan8047@syareeffurqan80472 жыл бұрын

    • Or i sent you to Jesus

      @caohung4796@caohung47962 жыл бұрын

    • @@REN-il5bu you immortal

      @timeandspaceimmortality3554@timeandspaceimmortality35542 жыл бұрын

  • "so press the like button so we can bring laughter to more people and cure the failures...ok." damn that was so inspirational

    @shruthika3568@shruthika35683 жыл бұрын

    • Okay

      @mickael7344@mickael73443 жыл бұрын

    • "ok"

      @seamusfeng3610@seamusfeng36103 жыл бұрын

    • ok

      @giantnanomachine@giantnanomachine3 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh

      @moinuddin3811@moinuddin381112 күн бұрын

  • the algorithm brought me to your channel a couple days ago. i have been having a good time

    @SirSuperBoxers@SirSuperBoxers Жыл бұрын

  • "Headshot", achievement unlocked "When do slippers fly?"

    @sonusivadev7178@sonusivadev7178 Жыл бұрын

  • My Asian friend after I showed her this: "The only things that scare Asians are their mothers" 😂😂😂

    @victorphtalo@victorphtalo2 жыл бұрын

    • So true lmao

      @Mysti-P@Mysti-P2 жыл бұрын

    • Amen, can confirm

      @rithvikmuthyalapati9754@rithvikmuthyalapati97542 жыл бұрын

    • The two most scary things in the entire universe: Abuelas holding slippers, and mothers

      @tangerin_han@tangerin_han2 жыл бұрын

    • true

      @istillcantthinkofaname7993@istillcantthinkofaname79932 жыл бұрын

    • Your wrong buddy if there is someone scary than mother it's our father and when my father is mad *GOD MAY BE SO MERCIFUL*

      @sungjinwo9316@sungjinwo93162 жыл бұрын

  • "we bring laughter to more people to cure their failures" -Stevens dad 2021

    @phoenixpeng8822@phoenixpeng88223 жыл бұрын

    • So basically you're saying "we act like failures to entertain other failures"

      @nashwaan2956@nashwaan29563 жыл бұрын

    • I read this as he said it🤣🤣

      @2old2kare94@2old2kare943 жыл бұрын

    • @@2old2kare94 same haha

      @xMinimal@xMinimal3 жыл бұрын

  • "We bring laughter to more people so we can cure their failures." Good one, although it's more like treating the symptoms rather than the cause.

    @Procopius464@Procopius464Ай бұрын

  • God I love the strings. No effort to hide them. Made me laugh.

    @sparkeyjames@sparkeyjames Жыл бұрын

  • I love how he brings common sense and reality to everyone... even a ghost.

    @hungrymeat3578@hungrymeat35783 жыл бұрын

    • U failure

      @merpuffedy@merpuffedy3 жыл бұрын

    • Dang

      @titleatptitleinsertcoordin3701@titleatptitleinsertcoordin37013 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @williambanks8935@williambanks89353 жыл бұрын

    • That’s true!

      @LabzPro@LabzPro3 жыл бұрын

    • That ghost was a failure

      @mtio2807@mtio28073 жыл бұрын

  • He pulls out the knife Steven: “you want some toast”

    @specioustyoi2711@specioustyoi27113 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @Ruv_S@Ruv_S3 жыл бұрын

    • Wow

      @tomtogamer5077@tomtogamer50773 жыл бұрын

    • I would like some toast made by Steven's dad.

      @Ember-iz3pi@Ember-iz3pi26 күн бұрын

  • Panda express the classic food delivery, "We bring laughter to cure their failures"😂😂

    @princegodwinoguimas3071@princegodwinoguimas30717 ай бұрын

  • nicely done. it’s getting harder and harder to find real humor anymore, appreciate it.

    @danokiwi6464@danokiwi64644 ай бұрын

  • "did I say you could leave" "go do the dishes" "I will send you to Jesus"

    @545future6@545future63 жыл бұрын

    • I’m legit not scared of ghosts anymore Activate Asian Power I’ll just yeet a slipper at em

      @richatripathi5153@richatripathi51533 жыл бұрын

    • @@richatripathi5153 +15% physical dmg bonus on Asian type Ghosts

      @waffle7990@waffle79902 жыл бұрын

    • @@waffle7990 and 50% headshot multiplier

      @sujalgondkar9998@sujalgondkar99982 жыл бұрын

    • @@richatripathi5153 100% crit chance 90% chance to activate passive skill: insta kill Passive skill: insta kill (Deals 100% of the enemy's health) Active skill: curving projectile (Targets the closest ghost)

      @lancechristophermambo2285@lancechristophermambo22852 жыл бұрын

    • @@lancechristophermambo2285 you play dokkan battle?

      @fishymemes2308@fishymemes23082 жыл бұрын

  • “I didn’t know I ran a foster home for FAILURE.” Steven’s dad steady spitting lava

    @CaesarShadowKnight@CaesarShadowKnight3 жыл бұрын

  • keep up the great work bro. I love your humor :)

    @rgbozkurt@rgbozkurtАй бұрын

  • I now officially use “I will send you to Jesus” on my teenage son every time he tries to be a smart @$$. Love it and love your work.

    @iosonox@iosonox8 ай бұрын

  • "I will send you to Jesus" Ghost:...*still leaves* *Throws shoe* Ghost:..*sobbing while doing the dishes*.....

    @chloeng4128@chloeng41282 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @johnwufky1634@johnwufky16342 жыл бұрын

    • F

      @soap4412@soap44122 жыл бұрын

    • Not shoe it's slipper

      @amkc8479@amkc84792 жыл бұрын

    • Chinese Ghost does it better: It can haunt everyday and still make rice before he it comes home and walks to ghost school both ways while fighting Skeletons Lions with Knucks, all while doing business at the same time with Ghost Corn.

      @Exozealots@Exozealots2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Exozealots all asian parents:SEE WHY CANT YOU BE LIKE THEM asian kids:I'm not a ghost- Asian parents:DONT TALK BACK

      @chloeng4128@chloeng41282 жыл бұрын

  • The fear of the slipper is so universal, even ghosts flinch at the sight of it

    @blueventurine7131@blueventurine71313 жыл бұрын

  • When he said when did I tell you to leave and I will send you to Jesus 😂 it’s so funny

    @thuytan6632@thuytan6632 Жыл бұрын

  • "What you doing here on a monday morning?!" I just love that one so much I returned only for that XD

    @AviatorJC@AviatorJC6 ай бұрын

  • LMAO. Steven: *Threatens Ghost* "I will send you to Jesus!" Ghost: *thinks it is a bluff* *Goes for the door* Steven: *Hurls his divine justice slipper* Quake Announcer: "HEAD SHOT!"

    @mastervex5698@mastervex56983 жыл бұрын

    • SSBU Announcer: GAME

      @surgeonsalt2864@surgeonsalt28643 жыл бұрын

    • Jesus: dam that was a good shot

      @macaemeia146@macaemeia1463 жыл бұрын

    • That was the funniest part of the entire vid XD

      @synykergaming4933@synykergaming49333 жыл бұрын

    • 666 likes. YAS!

      @alexiaknightwalker8432@alexiaknightwalker84322 жыл бұрын

    • The sound

      @ImADeity@ImADeity2 жыл бұрын

  • Asian: I will send you to Jesus Ghost: *open’s the door* Asian: *hits with the sandal* 1:53 funny😂

    @braydengaming8848@braydengaming88482 жыл бұрын

    • Yes he open the door to jesus

      @mattthewvera7333@mattthewvera73332 жыл бұрын

    • @@mattthewvera7333 and he must hit by the sandal to get through the door XD

      @trongan5688@trongan56882 жыл бұрын

    • @@trongan5688 xD🤣

      @andreitzy6165@andreitzy61652 жыл бұрын

    • 1:53

      @p123.mp4@p123.mp42 жыл бұрын

    • Ghost: **emotional damage**

      @Nsodnoajdjksl@Nsodnoajdjksl Жыл бұрын

  • That poor ghost realized you weren’t locked in there with him. He was locked in there with you!

    @alexanderren1097@alexanderren10973 ай бұрын

  • " I'll send you to Jesus!"... getting ready to throw his slipper...😂😂😂❤

    @alenahawke475@alenahawke4757 ай бұрын

  • "I walked your dimension to get to school" 😂

    @joggie.@joggie.3 жыл бұрын

    • I warped your dimension to go to school! FAILURE!

      @neptunicdolphin2340@neptunicdolphin23403 жыл бұрын

  • “Did I say you could leave. Go do the dishes” It was game over for the ghost at that point

    @angryboi595@angryboi5952 жыл бұрын

    • emotional damage

      @shadowchaos5866@shadowchaos58662 жыл бұрын

    • "I will send you to jesus"

      @theinkygamer2422@theinkygamer24222 жыл бұрын

    • @@theinkygamer2422 1:53

      @forillafax2169@forillafax21692 жыл бұрын

    • @@eh7602 Damn, nice to know there’s pcs in heaven XD

      @abluesapphire1352@abluesapphire13522 жыл бұрын

    • “WHAT YOU DOING AT THE DOOR AT THIS SMALL APARTMENT WE HAVE NO SUNLIGHT”

      @solar.building@solar.building Жыл бұрын

  • “Did I say you could leave?” 😂 “GO DO THE DISHES.” 😂🤣 “I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    @a.u.g.m.a.s@a.u.g.m.a.s8 ай бұрын
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