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how many times can a 100-rated player blunder his queen to a knight alone? Yes.
@heiko20728 күн бұрын
The thing about knights is that it's impossible to know what squares your opponent's knight can move to. So it's easy to blunder to them.
@arcaears28 күн бұрын
clearly his oppent had a give away the queen challenge
@ThunderClawShocktrix28 күн бұрын
Players in this rating are like chess simp, they do their own challenges.
@rolandasgrigaitis70828 күн бұрын
@arcaears this comment had me in tears, thank you
@135791max28 күн бұрын
I imagine this 100 rated player was convinced he was doing great until the very last move.
@JannPoo28 күн бұрын
Every time the opponent blunders the queen, take a shot
@TheHimbeerjoghurt28 күн бұрын
Cripes bro I've got to drive next week
@dabbinghitlersmemes176228 күн бұрын
I didn't think it was possible to black out from a drinking game in a 5 minute long video, but here we are...
@stauner424228 күн бұрын
*dies
@bluesbest128 күн бұрын
Alcohol poisoning, here we go!
@gloweye28 күн бұрын
I've tried, but my country run out of alcohol, and I'm just into half of the video.
@user-kh6nn4vj8m28 күн бұрын
Your opponent was not a coward
@GrantDavisAwesome28 күн бұрын
…but an idiot
@blackwidowpowersports603728 күн бұрын
0:27 "capturing the woman basically removes the challenge" --> not really, it removes his queen, but it also removes your ability to move your king (since it can only move closer to his queen, and since his queen does not exist, the king cannot go closer to her). So while it makes the gameplay easier if attacking, it would also make any check to your king very dangerous That being said, the game was pretty interesting this way!
@panda424728 күн бұрын
Yeah never thought of that
@nazra112728 күн бұрын
its still too easy, you just avoid and block checks
@alexandersemenov958828 күн бұрын
You can throw a bishop at a pawn for a check that requires the king to move. That early also stops castling as well
@Moleoflands28 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly, and against this opponent it would have probably been worth it.
@elprimo863928 күн бұрын
If queen was captured, king moving closer to her is Blundering The King.
@roma54028 күн бұрын
this 100 rated guy seemed so smug about his moves, always moving into a queen blunder, taking things as if he was winning. So satisfying to see him lose lol
@cheetolord400828 күн бұрын
I totally understand where you are coming from. It’s either that, or some kid who is about as blind as a bat.
@SuperZebezian28 күн бұрын
literally bottom skill player. what did you expect? all they have is attitude...
@vittocrazi28 күн бұрын
1. Blundering their queen to the same piece 37 times in a row 2. Resigning the moment they lose their queen 3. ??? 4. Profit (?)
@taan412028 күн бұрын
he must have had a challenge about blundering the queen
@ThunderClawShocktrix28 күн бұрын
Opponent: "I don't know what I'm doing but I'm going to do it as hard as I can."
@Isaac_L..28 күн бұрын
This is a fourth time I watch Simp's video and my cat goes missing for a week. I find this is connected somehow.
@Olothur28 күн бұрын
Have you considered subscribing to simp?
@satwiksahu48628 күн бұрын
Opponent be like: 100 rated chess, but I must blunder my queen with every other move
@user-wh5se3cb2y28 күн бұрын
Mission failed, he blundered it way more frequently than that 😂
@LoudWaffle28 күн бұрын
I can't believe simp did not announce the opponent. How else am i suppose to know he is 161 elo from Indonesia?
@noxar_ad28 күн бұрын
That's exactly what I was going to comment about😂
@mingyue_chen26 күн бұрын
"100 rated chess, but you must blunder the Queen 56 times"
@TengYt128 күн бұрын
I think you forgot to introduce your opponent...
@K2MusicKSquare28 күн бұрын
that's probably why he was so mad attacking like that with his queen
@seilaoquemvc228 күн бұрын
I seriously appreciate chess simp solidifying my knowledge of Pythagoras theorem
@mikkelcornelius694828 күн бұрын
That was probably the tensest game you've played so far. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time.
@anthonyretroroulette782328 күн бұрын
That has to be one of the most difficult games I've ever seen
@ozAqVvhhNue28 күн бұрын
this was painful to watch
@theominouspigeon28 күн бұрын
Exactly
@Gugnar67828 күн бұрын
I was fully expecting him to take your bishop at 5:33
@bernier4228 күн бұрын
same
@boredlake28 күн бұрын
A double sided affair is painful to watch
@roastedpeanuts783628 күн бұрын
they are just swingers
@alexandersemenov958828 күн бұрын
I was on the edge of my seat for that one! Good video.
@G-Forces28 күн бұрын
That 100 rated guy really doesn't understand how horses move^^
@lonelyPorterCH28 күн бұрын
That's plausible.
@joshuahudson217028 күн бұрын
Opponent was playing a challenge where they get $5 for every time they blunder their queen.
@Nerd_Detective28 күн бұрын
White: blunders his queen several moves in a row Simp: but what if he discovers a long range bishop attack that pins my pawn? Therefore I cannot castle. The irony is that white captured that pawn later so if you had castles you would have had to capture the queen ending the video. So it was a good analysis
@52flyingbicycles28 күн бұрын
Thankfully he played Ne2 and blundered mate instead of just blundering the queen again by taking the bishop.
@jarmoksvk28 күн бұрын
this would be a funny one to look at the computer analysis of. Plenty of zig-zag
@Matthew-bu7fg28 күн бұрын
This variant shall be called: _Affaire Chess_ AKA the only variant where you are allowed to cheat.
@DaanBruins28 күн бұрын
Spoiler I really didn’t think there was any way you would win this challenge. Well played.
@Pr0t4t028 күн бұрын
Oh, Star Rail music is listed in the description now. Nice. What was your opponent doing though? If you hadn't power-crept the challenge, that Queen would've been long-gone!
@RaceBandit28 күн бұрын
Simp didn't claim not to be a coward.
@TheLithp28 күн бұрын
the opponents kobeni pfp is fitting with all the blunders lmaoo
@huvarda28 күн бұрын
There's two simps inside you. One is a coward who makes the challenges easier and looses. The other one i s n o t a c o w a r d who makes the challenges harder and wins.
@taiyoqun28 күн бұрын
This is the 37th time in a row that Simp has stolen my cat. I guess I have to subscribe.
@valerius8828 күн бұрын
I’m surprised your opponent moved a knight this game given that they have no idea how they work
@PizzaBagels58928 күн бұрын
That menu on the left side on the screen tho
@pialba28 күн бұрын
He does that with challenge videos.
@RaceBandit28 күн бұрын
When the Swarm King music started up, I clenched. That thing, it scares me.
@johnfanjoy346928 күн бұрын
For the whole 56 seconds
@AxelFeitz28 күн бұрын
Man, that was a rollercoster.
@xCorvus7x28 күн бұрын
Chess but every fifth move must be a premove. If your premove becomes illegal the challenge is over
@streetfood756827 күн бұрын
I can see the eval bar having a field trip
@ayatoshintaro756528 күн бұрын
Poor thing had an aneurysm trying to keep up 🥺
@since187628 күн бұрын
I like to imagine the guy being playing his own challenge: "Let your opponent take you queen".
@FrhayDukien27 күн бұрын
That was tense, congrats on the win!
@mattevans437728 күн бұрын
I love it when they play like they know the challenge and do the most batshit insane move that actually works because of challenge
@normanderi19 күн бұрын
this video is ultra hyper aggressively long
@Milenakos28 күн бұрын
tiktok user i take it?
@RotmgTrollerFan28 күн бұрын
@@RotmgTrollerFan i mean, for this channel it is pretty long
@Roberto-nn6kb28 күн бұрын
Was laughing out loud by like the 12th queen blunder in a row
@za552828 күн бұрын
One of the best vids on a channel ngl
@user-bj7uo9rv2f27 күн бұрын
That was actually pretty interestsing to watch, very aggresive.
@dzbanek497128 күн бұрын
That's a curious game of disadvantage chess. ... Wait oh
@Fanatator28 күн бұрын
0:38 pokemon wilderness encounter ahh beat
@titoucarotte523828 күн бұрын
noo! missed opportunity for bishop mate!
@dvorakgigachad144428 күн бұрын
Man, had me on the edge of my seat there!
@jackychen776928 күн бұрын
great job
@kniga_v28 күн бұрын
Checkmate with a queen instead of a bishop. What a coward move...
@Bruh-bk6yo28 күн бұрын
Queen plays with her food. Which one? Yes.
@MattMorency28 күн бұрын
Holy moley, what a mind to face in such a challenge.
@Lillyluri28 күн бұрын
Certified 100 elo
@dimitrosskrippka215428 күн бұрын
Obviously a paid actor if he blundered the queen for the 37th time on move 8.
@Jivvi20 күн бұрын
I cannot believe this challenge was a success
@erickaguirre488828 күн бұрын
Actualy, if you captured the queen, your king wouldn't be able to move, since the "can only move towards the queen"
@NeverSnows28 күн бұрын
Simp: I won't take the queen even if he blunders it. (Follow up with 5-7 queen blunders, depending on how you count)
@YourFunkiness28 күн бұрын
To avoid a foreseeable video ending blunder from the opponent you could change the queen capturing restriction to be that you can capture the opponents queen only with your king.
@cathsaigh219728 күн бұрын
im actually amazed you lasted this long
@anime_enjoyer550728 күн бұрын
100 rated chess but you blunder your queen whenever possible ~ your opponent probably
@richielavey156528 күн бұрын
100-rated chess identity crisis: after any bishop move you must move that bishop to the same file or rank it was previously, and after every rook move you must move that rook to a square which is diagonal to its initial position. The original square is excluded in both cases.
@Mynthio28 күн бұрын
Best one ever!
@danh94528 күн бұрын
I guess a somewhat easier interpretation would be "If the opponent's queen was captured, your king can only move closer towards the last location of the queen", or "If the opponent's queen was captured, your king can't move at all".
@PauxloE28 күн бұрын
This was a very satisfying win. Ultra-gigachad Simp.
@GTron1328 күн бұрын
Not the 5th time my cat's been stolen
@puregero28 күн бұрын
I feel like the appropriate interpretation of the rules was that if their queen was dead, your king could not move. Not a free game at all.
@tminusboom214028 күн бұрын
37 is one of the most common number people think of when they are asked to pick a random 2digit number, another common one is 73
@maxdiabolo625621 күн бұрын
gonna be a weird day if and when chess simp ever does a face reveal at a convention or something and he doesn't sound like a TTS british man
@farlan293528 күн бұрын
4:54 also because the square root is monotone
@riccardo.toscano28 күн бұрын
the drama of this one.
@Malisteen28 күн бұрын
Sqr root of 4 had my brain in shambles 😂
@biscy0326 күн бұрын
He be like me fr blundering queens.
@smippycis628526 күн бұрын
We're going star rail bgm on this one
@Yseria27 күн бұрын
this game was horrifying
@pt3ren28 күн бұрын
This is another one of those NTR chess games, except that this time, your king doesn't make a move onto the opponent's queen while your queen straight up touched the opponent's king.
@unknowed504828 күн бұрын
I would say, even if you capture the opposing queen, you still have a challenge. Not being able to ever move the king could be a disaster if they throw a random bishop suicide in
@Moleoflands28 күн бұрын
If your opponent take the bishop on C5 simp would be real fucked
@Igorsilva-es5fq26 күн бұрын
Bruh this guy has to be a smurf trolling cuz ain't no way
@n0br.a1n28 күн бұрын
indonesia not mentioned ‼️
@RayleeRaven56728 күн бұрын
meaning Simp is actually Indonesian ?!
@ThePro-ng4yt28 күн бұрын
4:38 When Simp played Qxg1+ I thought to myself: "Why didn't Simp play Qf2 instead? That would be mate in 1!" Then I realised white would just play Qxf2 afterwards. Maybe I was the real 100 rated all along...
@creepykoala725528 күн бұрын
I actually thought this was going to be the first "But who plays like that anyway, right?" ........ -cuts to end music as the queen takes the pawn- It would have been a very short but hilarious video.
@ToroHarfang28 күн бұрын
The rules for this challenge didn't seem particularly interesting, but glad I was proven wrong.
@Tsunami1428 күн бұрын
Chess, but the royal spouses are disloyal
@r.t.576724 күн бұрын
You didnt prove that sqrt is a rising function. Mission failed.
@onecommunistboi27 күн бұрын
I'm fairly confident this guy doesn't know how knights move
@sorin_markov28 күн бұрын
sqrt(4) got me
@artemlabunsky430327 күн бұрын
Highest percentage of queen blundering moves in a normal game on this channel? Must be.
@Exponaut_R-0128 күн бұрын
50% of 100 rated people is actually a 500 rated playing a 100 rated challenge
@wiseSYW28 күн бұрын
The opponent was obviously smurfing for a challenge video on making most queen blunders during an hour of streaming.
@dmitriygryaznov921028 күн бұрын
Coulda mated with the Bishop instead, but gg
@shinigamisteve560728 күн бұрын
this has to have been like a very young child or something
@sinceretuitt186528 күн бұрын
I think taking the opponents queen would be fine, but then you can never move your king because said king move is not moving closer to the opponents queen.
@WingedEspeon28 күн бұрын
Should have checkmated with bishop for style points
@brendanmostek472328 күн бұрын
1:08 why move the right knight before the left one. Hoping hed blunder the queen?
@sgas28 күн бұрын
I counted 8 queen blunders alone in this game. Jesus christ
@shikashii28 күн бұрын
I am impressed that you beat my challenge, even with the extra rule you added. Maybe he was a sandbagger?
@LPG200528 күн бұрын
4:41 that was square root of 20, not 10
@DaanBruins28 күн бұрын
The United Nations should hire Chess Simps' opponents to settle world political disputes
@enijize123425 күн бұрын
huiuiui
@NeunEinser28 күн бұрын
Would've been way more interesting if you simply forced yourself to checkmate using your queen, under the challenge's restrictions
how many times can a 100-rated player blunder his queen to a knight alone? Yes.
The thing about knights is that it's impossible to know what squares your opponent's knight can move to. So it's easy to blunder to them.
clearly his oppent had a give away the queen challenge
Players in this rating are like chess simp, they do their own challenges.
@arcaears this comment had me in tears, thank you
I imagine this 100 rated player was convinced he was doing great until the very last move.
Every time the opponent blunders the queen, take a shot
Cripes bro I've got to drive next week
I didn't think it was possible to black out from a drinking game in a 5 minute long video, but here we are...
*dies
Alcohol poisoning, here we go!
I've tried, but my country run out of alcohol, and I'm just into half of the video.
Your opponent was not a coward
…but an idiot
0:27 "capturing the woman basically removes the challenge" --> not really, it removes his queen, but it also removes your ability to move your king (since it can only move closer to his queen, and since his queen does not exist, the king cannot go closer to her). So while it makes the gameplay easier if attacking, it would also make any check to your king very dangerous That being said, the game was pretty interesting this way!
Yeah never thought of that
its still too easy, you just avoid and block checks
You can throw a bishop at a pawn for a check that requires the king to move. That early also stops castling as well
My thoughts exactly, and against this opponent it would have probably been worth it.
If queen was captured, king moving closer to her is Blundering The King.
this 100 rated guy seemed so smug about his moves, always moving into a queen blunder, taking things as if he was winning. So satisfying to see him lose lol
I totally understand where you are coming from. It’s either that, or some kid who is about as blind as a bat.
literally bottom skill player. what did you expect? all they have is attitude...
1. Blundering their queen to the same piece 37 times in a row 2. Resigning the moment they lose their queen 3. ??? 4. Profit (?)
he must have had a challenge about blundering the queen
Opponent: "I don't know what I'm doing but I'm going to do it as hard as I can."
This is a fourth time I watch Simp's video and my cat goes missing for a week. I find this is connected somehow.
Have you considered subscribing to simp?
Opponent be like: 100 rated chess, but I must blunder my queen with every other move
Mission failed, he blundered it way more frequently than that 😂
I can't believe simp did not announce the opponent. How else am i suppose to know he is 161 elo from Indonesia?
That's exactly what I was going to comment about😂
"100 rated chess, but you must blunder the Queen 56 times"
I think you forgot to introduce your opponent...
that's probably why he was so mad attacking like that with his queen
I seriously appreciate chess simp solidifying my knowledge of Pythagoras theorem
That was probably the tensest game you've played so far. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time.
That has to be one of the most difficult games I've ever seen
this was painful to watch
Exactly
I was fully expecting him to take your bishop at 5:33
same
A double sided affair is painful to watch
they are just swingers
I was on the edge of my seat for that one! Good video.
That 100 rated guy really doesn't understand how horses move^^
That's plausible.
Opponent was playing a challenge where they get $5 for every time they blunder their queen.
White: blunders his queen several moves in a row Simp: but what if he discovers a long range bishop attack that pins my pawn? Therefore I cannot castle. The irony is that white captured that pawn later so if you had castles you would have had to capture the queen ending the video. So it was a good analysis
Thankfully he played Ne2 and blundered mate instead of just blundering the queen again by taking the bishop.
this would be a funny one to look at the computer analysis of. Plenty of zig-zag
This variant shall be called: _Affaire Chess_ AKA the only variant where you are allowed to cheat.
Spoiler I really didn’t think there was any way you would win this challenge. Well played.
Oh, Star Rail music is listed in the description now. Nice. What was your opponent doing though? If you hadn't power-crept the challenge, that Queen would've been long-gone!
Simp didn't claim not to be a coward.
the opponents kobeni pfp is fitting with all the blunders lmaoo
There's two simps inside you. One is a coward who makes the challenges easier and looses. The other one i s n o t a c o w a r d who makes the challenges harder and wins.
This is the 37th time in a row that Simp has stolen my cat. I guess I have to subscribe.
I’m surprised your opponent moved a knight this game given that they have no idea how they work
That menu on the left side on the screen tho
He does that with challenge videos.
When the Swarm King music started up, I clenched. That thing, it scares me.
For the whole 56 seconds
Man, that was a rollercoster.
Chess but every fifth move must be a premove. If your premove becomes illegal the challenge is over
I can see the eval bar having a field trip
Poor thing had an aneurysm trying to keep up 🥺
I like to imagine the guy being playing his own challenge: "Let your opponent take you queen".
That was tense, congrats on the win!
I love it when they play like they know the challenge and do the most batshit insane move that actually works because of challenge
this video is ultra hyper aggressively long
tiktok user i take it?
@@RotmgTrollerFan i mean, for this channel it is pretty long
Was laughing out loud by like the 12th queen blunder in a row
One of the best vids on a channel ngl
That was actually pretty interestsing to watch, very aggresive.
That's a curious game of disadvantage chess. ... Wait oh
0:38 pokemon wilderness encounter ahh beat
noo! missed opportunity for bishop mate!
Man, had me on the edge of my seat there!
great job
Checkmate with a queen instead of a bishop. What a coward move...
Queen plays with her food. Which one? Yes.
Holy moley, what a mind to face in such a challenge.
Certified 100 elo
Obviously a paid actor if he blundered the queen for the 37th time on move 8.
I cannot believe this challenge was a success
Actualy, if you captured the queen, your king wouldn't be able to move, since the "can only move towards the queen"
Simp: I won't take the queen even if he blunders it. (Follow up with 5-7 queen blunders, depending on how you count)
To avoid a foreseeable video ending blunder from the opponent you could change the queen capturing restriction to be that you can capture the opponents queen only with your king.
im actually amazed you lasted this long
100 rated chess but you blunder your queen whenever possible ~ your opponent probably
100-rated chess identity crisis: after any bishop move you must move that bishop to the same file or rank it was previously, and after every rook move you must move that rook to a square which is diagonal to its initial position. The original square is excluded in both cases.
Best one ever!
I guess a somewhat easier interpretation would be "If the opponent's queen was captured, your king can only move closer towards the last location of the queen", or "If the opponent's queen was captured, your king can't move at all".
This was a very satisfying win. Ultra-gigachad Simp.
Not the 5th time my cat's been stolen
I feel like the appropriate interpretation of the rules was that if their queen was dead, your king could not move. Not a free game at all.
37 is one of the most common number people think of when they are asked to pick a random 2digit number, another common one is 73
gonna be a weird day if and when chess simp ever does a face reveal at a convention or something and he doesn't sound like a TTS british man
4:54 also because the square root is monotone
the drama of this one.
Sqr root of 4 had my brain in shambles 😂
He be like me fr blundering queens.
We're going star rail bgm on this one
this game was horrifying
This is another one of those NTR chess games, except that this time, your king doesn't make a move onto the opponent's queen while your queen straight up touched the opponent's king.
I would say, even if you capture the opposing queen, you still have a challenge. Not being able to ever move the king could be a disaster if they throw a random bishop suicide in
If your opponent take the bishop on C5 simp would be real fucked
Bruh this guy has to be a smurf trolling cuz ain't no way
indonesia not mentioned ‼️
meaning Simp is actually Indonesian ?!
4:38 When Simp played Qxg1+ I thought to myself: "Why didn't Simp play Qf2 instead? That would be mate in 1!" Then I realised white would just play Qxf2 afterwards. Maybe I was the real 100 rated all along...
I actually thought this was going to be the first "But who plays like that anyway, right?" ........ -cuts to end music as the queen takes the pawn- It would have been a very short but hilarious video.
The rules for this challenge didn't seem particularly interesting, but glad I was proven wrong.
Chess, but the royal spouses are disloyal
You didnt prove that sqrt is a rising function. Mission failed.
I'm fairly confident this guy doesn't know how knights move
sqrt(4) got me
Highest percentage of queen blundering moves in a normal game on this channel? Must be.
50% of 100 rated people is actually a 500 rated playing a 100 rated challenge
The opponent was obviously smurfing for a challenge video on making most queen blunders during an hour of streaming.
Coulda mated with the Bishop instead, but gg
this has to have been like a very young child or something
I think taking the opponents queen would be fine, but then you can never move your king because said king move is not moving closer to the opponents queen.
Should have checkmated with bishop for style points
1:08 why move the right knight before the left one. Hoping hed blunder the queen?
I counted 8 queen blunders alone in this game. Jesus christ
I am impressed that you beat my challenge, even with the extra rule you added. Maybe he was a sandbagger?
4:41 that was square root of 20, not 10
The United Nations should hire Chess Simps' opponents to settle world political disputes
huiuiui
Would've been way more interesting if you simply forced yourself to checkmate using your queen, under the challenge's restrictions