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I'm so glad that they aren’t afraid to joke about Courtney and Shayne's relationship now
Right i was so excited
Thank GOD finally balance is being restored
i think this was shot before their marriage, so there's not as big of a reaction from Shayne, coz they're still downplaying it at this point.
@@lowkeyobsessedngl They probably knew it would be out later though so I can just see this being the level they're gonna be comfortable with. And also, this is very much Shaynes reaction to most things talking positively about him. Playing it up or playing it off.
Same with the insane Trivial Pursuit TNTL vid.
Spencer's top 3 crushes was the most lesbian coded list I have ever seen
as a bisexual woman, it screams sapphic. not my personal top pics but basically the same kind of people
Peter’s was so lesbian coded as well
This might be reaching, but I think he really came into his own around the last two years and it makes me happy. Bicurious man with "lesbian-coded" taste sounds insane at first, but this is frankly not the only one I know (in real life no less) lol. I think once you reflect on your inner toxic masculinity you start to see what the girlies are seeing in those people, that is my theory.
@@islagurney3272legit my first thought. I thought it was a woman.
I have a similar problem. My gaydar may be faulty, but I can always tell when a woman I meet is LGBTQ. The answer is always, "could I have a crush on 'em?" Even my exes (who weren't) have since come out.
"no cartoon characters", okay... but Top 3 fictional crushes would go HARD
Probably no fictional characters so they can save them for another round
Yes was gonna comment the same thing!
I want that vid so bad
This needs to be next
OOOOOH YES PETITION IT AND ILL SIGN
Shayne calling out Chanse for liking twunks was so out of pocket I snorted
He said nothing! And yet.... so much!
clocked him so hard 💀
I meannnn, who doesnt thoughhh
my friend called me out on that once and I was simply speechless
Shayne got 35 correct and 8 incorrect. That is 81% accuracy. For those asking; here is the completed stats from all the Shayne Guess videos, thank you for giving me something to do whilst I am sick!: Guess who slapped: 7/13: 53% Desks: 13/19: 68% Video Games: 20/30: 66% Movies: 24/35: 68% TV: 24/34: 70% Music: 23/40: 57% KZheadrs: 20/27: 74% Books: 22/34: 64% Also Olivia and Court's answers; so cute.
WOW! that's probably one of his highest percentages yet omg!
in retrospect they may have just been flexing that their partners classify as celebrities lmao (i mean to spencer so, idk the bar on that but yeh)
I wish they would say the result at the end of the videos. I thought they did that in the first "Shayne guesses," but I might be confusing that with the slapping episode. It just doesn't make sense to not have the percentages up at the end, to go through all of that and then not even specifically tell us how he did just seems silly lol. I never have critique on smosh because I love everything they do but this one endlessly bothers me 😂
holy shit that's insane.
I thought Olivia and Sam broke up?
im obssesed with shayne saying amandas full name whenever he thinks its her Lmfao
I do believe there are two Amanda’s both fantastic, just like both Alex
@@YeseniaThomas0316 Oh right! The really cool... producer?
@@hernameispekka_Rebecca I see director of production so yes ? Haha love her hair
It's just nice to say it. Lehan canto. Lehan canto? Lehan canto!
@@arthurbarros5189 Lehan, Canto, yes.
The Sam and Shayne thing was an adorable loophole bc they're actors
For sure. Such a double wammy as well. Super cute AND a flex all in one!
But Sam isn't a KZheadr
@@georgedoty-williams2085 I think the loophole is because Olivia is already dating Sam. A lot of the cast and crew have partners as well but they couldn't put them because they're not actors. Courtney and Olivia can put their partners because they ARE actors
@@georgedoty-williams2085sure but they’re actually dating, and who you’re actually dating doesn’t normally count as a “celebrity crush”. celebrity crushes are just fun little “won’t actually happen” things.
The fact Shayne says he knew Court bc of Florence Pugh and not bc of him is hilarious 😂
i think he deliberately said florence to joke around lol
"if courtney doesn't have florence pugh on there, they forgot" 😭
I didn't know that celebrity crushes can earn you respect, but damn. Ian's picks speak volumes. the man is ATTENTIVE
RIGHT he literally had the best picks out of anyone. He brings the same attentive energy to Reddit Stories too 😭 Love him!!
^This.
Really made me realize and appreciate how much he expresses regret in their Kesha jokes on old Smosh days in Flashback episodes.
As much of a goof as Ian is ive always felt he was really a thoughtful person.
what does this mean lol what
I love how shayne answers these like he's taking a SAT test
Olivia put her boyfriend Sam and Courtney put her husband Shayne. LOVE IT!!!
husband 🥹🩷
I love the open acknowledgment at the beginning that Shayne’s first interaction with some of his new coworkers is him literally guessing who they have a crush on. That’s insane
And the way he got them right too, omg Shayne is insane
This is so weirdly wholesome. Shows Shayne pays attention to the people around him enough to intuit things they've never told him with startling accuracy. Good man.
Even guessing Kiana's top 3. Even when Kiana wasn't on the list. 😭
Fr he seems like he'd be a great guy to work with, always does great at these games.
I feel like I could guess the people I work with closely
@chrism45 Then you're a lot closer with your coworkers than I think most people are (or I've ever been.)
Hearing shayne say they banned cartoon characters makes me wanna see that now, shayne guesses the crews fictional/cartoon crushes! I hope im not the only one that wants to see that lol
I'm with u I can't wait to see Damien & Courtney's fictional/game or cartoon crushes
100% agree. It's the logical step from here, give us the fictional crushes!
Yes I would love to see that!
I love the fact that SMOSH in general puts so much respect and focus into their crew. Like I don't really know any other stream/youtube groups where I can definitely name the cameraman. I love that SMOSH has multiple videos that introduce and even have the crew in videos like WHo Meme'd it, The Hide and Seek videos, these Shayne guesses videos, the crew TNTL etc.... Crews are so often not appreciated in how much work and effort they do and SMOSH tries so hard to do the opposite.
for sure! I'm new to Smosh, only started in Janurary, so I'm watching everything out of order. One of the earlier things I saw was the Smosh Pit that starred Marcus. He's my favorite! I need him in more episodes! And I love the TNTL that stars the whole crew, they're so funny!
I don't watch many Smosh vids besides the Reddit ones and I love the crew videos.
Agreed!! Try Guys is the only other channel I watch that does this, but it's still not quite the same.
This is not meant to take away from the observation in general, because I totally agree with it, but it's also quite rare for a KZhead channel to have this huge of a fixed crew. Even much bigger channels than Smosh don't have that, it's kind of an anomaly.
"they're the voice actors from baldurs gate 3" literally the whole room: "oh"
killed me
I’m just the DnD guy to these people 💀
I mean they are very attractive
I instantly knew why those three were picked and was pretty sure that Shayne would have no clue who they were
Shayne: rolls his eyes and immediately crosses Andre off his list 🤣
I can guess Shayne's celebrity crushes: 1) Damien Haas 2) Lady Dimitrescu 3) Courtney Miller
You forgot kathy bates
What about Spencer?
3) Courtney Freaking Miller
timeline correct order
I think Courtney has to be 4th and Straight Chanse should have been 3rd
Hoping to one day see Rhea Riley carry my boy Spencer across the threshold in his beautiful wedding dress.
LOVE THIS 😂
Whats hilarious is that, if they hadn't gotten married, I would've just thought Courtney said Shayne just to mess with him and be goofy lol
imagine if this came out on april fools though, we wouldve been hyperventilating in confusion
@bridielawler3474 I think I would have just imploded.
i think the funniest thing would've been for trevor to also include shayne in his top 3 but specifically a picture of shayne when he was in icarly, it would've made it even funnier
Before Trevor’s came up, I was so 100% sure that he was going to, or to do something funny like copy Shayne’s faves just for confusion. Hahaha
I guess they would only allow *adult* celebrities
The way shayne effortlessly clocks everyone’s crushes is CRAZY. Even the people he barely knows?????
like when he guesses the micheal cera vibes i gasped. how to you get vibes off of someone so hard you can guess their crushes without knowing them😭
It’s probably that Virgo sun of his, always analyzing ✨
He is putting his psych degree into good practice
@@Starry_Mauvy Probably more the psychology degree than that made up shit.
Also, the MUMMY DOES HAVE THE HOTTEST CAST. Watching it as a kid was, uh, definitely an awakening 😂
my bi awakening for sure
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those that lie about their celebrity crushes; and those that admit it’s the cast of 1999 Cult Classic “The Mummy”
So fucking true. Every bisexual person's awakening I'm pretty sure
its always so funny whenever shayne guesses amanda's top 3 correctly. like he's not even guessing, he just looks at the list and knows the answer
Bffism at its finest
Amanda is a very simple person, or alien.
work wife right there
@@aggu5477 His work wife is his real wife
@@Peoe500perhaps both :3
courtney adding shayne to their list and him getting shy but also visibly happy about it was so adorable love is real
Shortney is EATING tonight 🙌😂❤
The fact she put Shayne instead of Starlord says it all. They in love and wish them the best.
Spencer COOKED with his picks, so real for Rhea Ripley!
COOKED
Fr , rhea is ❤️
I like to imagine the entire cast and crew surrounding Shayne like he's a sports game on TV, and losing their minds every time he scores
I really enjoy hearing all the people in the background who seem to be pretty invested in Shayne's successes 😂
She's not even a cast member, but even I was like "Oh, Erin Dougal!" when I saw her picks.
Now that I've watched so much, I also can guess some without even knowing what they look like
Her type is just white, jk.
She’s the most cast-non cast member in the crew imo
@@BB-TheCandleFairy you forgot about Tommy.
@BB-TheCandleFairy Tommy and Spencer would like a word
Knowing Ian ‘s celeb crush is Bridgit Medler gives me more RESPECT to the man
i didn’t think i could respect him more but YES TO THIS
FRRRR Dr. Mendler 🔛🔝
I wonder if he knows about her inventing time travel
and hedy lamarr are you kidding me she was incredible
Why? Also spell her name right
Courtney and Olivia putting their favourite Goldberg's actor 🥺 so cute
31:11 that's CRAZY how good Shayne is at generalizing peoples tastes.. he didn't even know Hedy Lamar, but she fit right into this category, since she was an inventor as well as actress! awesome
courtney’s crush being shayne god im gggling so hard
Legit smiling so big
Yeah that’s really cute, had me smiling too. It’s in the open now! 💕
Same!! I can hear Courtney’s little giggle in my head, too. Makes me smile!
"I knew it was Courtney because of Florence Pugh" okay my guy
Bro was trying to deflect the real reason 😂
I swear Shayne spends 90% of his time at work smoothly interrogating his coworkers without them knowing. 😂
I think it was Amanda or Angela or someone who said that you can never sit at Shaynes table eating lunch because it's always full. I have a feeling he doesn't have to work too hard to have people talk to him, haha
@@hernameispekka_Rebecca Charisma Chad.
His streak of always guessing Courtney and Damien remains intact lol. Would love to see a guess the favorite fictional charaters/crush. I think that would be interesting :)
Early prediction, he’s gonna know Courtney’s
HE WAS IN COURTNEY’S TOP 3🥰🥰🥰
😂
@@HonchoHarleyI was just about to joke that he would be before I watch the video lol
Me, still unsure if I’m being trolled but just with extra effort.
I mean, its Chris Pratt
Shayne should do their “hear me out” celeb/crushes I feel like that would be so funny
YES
This would be the greatest thing ever
but then you gotta hear them out. and some of them would not deserve to be heard out
Oh my god let them see this
YESSSSS I NEED THIS- I say hear me out fictional tho because I feel like it’s rude to consider most real people “hear me out”s
Some ideas for future episodes: - Favourite childhood toys and/or books (would be interesting to see as a comparison to favourite books!) - Most used or favourite phone apps - Many have said this, baby or childhood photos - Favourite Smosh series/videos? (Potentially including both past and present to make it more interesting)
52:49 “and probably the last 😊” Spencer is so effortlessly funny (and Shayne is so good at this!)
44:20 not Shayne completely deflecting him being in courtney’s top 3 😭💀
Probably shot before they announced it haha
Love his eyes when he first sees himself on the screen. Just a small moment of ❤
They successfully deflected them being in a relationship for years, he's had some practice lmao
Yeah I hope it was shot before they announced it otherwise I'm just pissed that he's not wearing his ring yet haha😅😅😅
@@nereaflores9755it was! The went live on april 3rd and he had his fing
"Damien and I never talked about celebrity crushes. Hayley Williams is the only one that makes sense. My man, you literally dressed as Anya Taylor Joy as one of Damien Exes.
I was thinking the same thing. Also, the video on leaked DMs. My guess is that he thought that as more of a joke, but didn't know she was an actual crush of Damien's.
THIS
Shayne seems like just a swell guy who genuinely cares for his friends and people in general.
Hedy Lemar is such a GOATED pick! Well done, Ian.
8:24 the image of Spencer browsing through hot pics of keanu reeves for 10 minutes is amazing
He’s so real for that
@@bobthebuilderday6leaderhe’s so me fr
On brand for him tho
surprised that didn't make Keanu steal a spot in his top 3
M'King was in a hard launch mood that day. Gotta respect that taste.
The fact that Shayne did so well on this is FRIGHTENING lol
I thought this one was going to be so hard but he did SO good WTF his mind!!
lowkey proves they all openly talk about crushes than their favorite movies/shows
Exactly, frightening. For a lack of a better comparison, Shayne is like the Batman. He knows his team inside out, strengths and weaknesses and could probably come up with contingency plans to stop every single one of them.
He had a lot of practice! He even got all of art department twice in a row now AND Selina That’s his best run yet
I love how Amanda and Shane's relationship come from coworkers to friends like seeing them build their frienship in smash mouth is awesome❤
44:22 can we all just talk about how ADORABLE Shayne looks in this picture
"The nineties, because that's when she stopped consuming content." Never had Amanda been explained so succinctly.
Ian was SO REAL for the strong, powerful, and intelligent women oh my god
real
Ian is **SO REAL** for having Hedy Lamarr on his list. If I had a time machine, she’s the first person I’d meet.
fr
Make Shayne guess everyone's "hear me out", that would be so fun
BEFORE starting the video i was wondering if Courtney would pick Shayne. What a way to confirm it again. Just NOW i believe it.
I love how Shayne went "hey everyone slap me" and now he has his own miniseries
i thought guessing people's pc setups was the first one?
Ok but Ian 's crushes being strong and smart women is very baby girl of him
I mean very much SAME, but also I now feel like submissive and breedable was mostly his idea... which, honestly? slay
@@iwonagajor4837honestly a toss up between him and bbno$ he has many fruity songs
Someone should make an edit of this that replaces every time Shayne says "Respect" with him saying "Werk"
Lol, Shayne has such polite ways to call his coworkers basic
I love how Courtney put Shayne in her top 3 as well as Olivia putting Sam in hers. It's very cute
Shayne is always like: “oh music thing, josh” and the craziest thing is HES ALMOST ALWAYS RIGHT
I mean the Jk, dev Patel and Meg crush list was so relatable. Oliver is a true one with that list.
I love how they are doing the Tonight Show thing where they have Shayne as host and Spencer as the colour commentator off to the side. Nicely done 🎉
The fact that Linda Cardellini (live action Velma) is Peter's #1 crush and he played husband of Velma in Smosh Reunion: Scooby Doo got me gigglin
She's also a very hated character in Boy Meets World back in the day too
Linda Cardellini is so hot as Velma
@@AscendedXSaiyanthe mountain girl who kissed him at the ski lodge😔
@@gracecw Lauren! Yep! 😉
@@AscendedXSaiyan oh my GOD she’s Lauren!?
shayne's face for a second of genuine love before he could play it off was so cute wtf
❤🥺
He looked so shy but also so pleased about it 🥹 I love love man 🥲
fr 🥺
the golf clap after each correct answer lol
I love how Shayne says "It's Andre." It sounds like Smosh might need to have an intervention soon. Also, I'd love to see the rest of the cast react to Shayne's predictions for this and his other videos
this series makes me think of the quote “to be seen is to be loved” and i think shayne really tries to see everyone
I think it was the Valentines day episode of Smosh Cast, Shayne said that when he's single he tries to just be a good friend to his friends instead of focusing on finding someone to date, and he proves it in every one of these videos.
shayne always solidifying his role as the smosh residential golden retriever that knows and loves everyone in the office
Mad respect to Ian for his picks. Also, time for a Kesha guest episode of "You Posted That?" Courtney's revenge for Chris Pratt
Courtney putting Shayne as one of her crushes crushed me ;_; Now do dessert and places to visit next. This was really fun and Andre's turn was funny and cute
Shayne: Dresses up as an Anya Tayor-Joy character in Damien's exes video Also Shayne: surprised to see her in his top 3
In the end, smosh individuals are humans too
Yeah like I feel like Damian has mentioned her multiple times in videos
Also the long message to her in an Damien’s “leaked” DMs that was clearly written by Shayne. Like has he just forgotten all of this 😂
Yeah he needs to see this comment and repent
I totally forgot about this & it makes so much sense now 😂
the best point here is - if Smosh hadn't put their emphasis on the crew so much, we wouldn't know at all the names of some of the people.
This is one of my favorite things about Smosh ❤
and im so glad were all so involved with the crew memebers😭 us being able to guess like erin dougal, for example, off the bat is iconic
@@random_sara only because of that I personally noticed Jacqi Jones leaving and I followed when Rachel Evans (social queen) also left. also Dani (marketing director) also seems to have left as well.
@@draisens noooooo jacqui left???? rip
@@janepetroff9250 that jacqui and jackie as well
this man is pure talent. don't even try to sneak something past him, he will know
I just appreciate Spencer putting Randy Marsh's picture in for Lorde even just briefly cause my first thought when I saw her was "It'd be funny if they just had a picture of Randy Marsh on there instead".
This is truly a psychological analysis of someone at the deepest level 😂
Yep, really tells you a lot about if they value physical looks vs. personality more or less lol
Really took his degree in Psychology seriously
finally putting that psychology degree to use!
@@RoKer13 yep! And not just that, but you see fundamentally what parts of people like certain attributes physically and personality wise. I swear, idk if I would have had the guts to submit anything if I worked there. That information is between me and God. 😭🤚
@@maxwellgrimsleyyeah when he guessed oliver and erin dougal’s picks 😮 your celebrity guesses can tell others a lot about your personality and values huh
37:50 - "When I first came out" Choice words, Shayne
The cute little BLUSH on his face after Courtney lists him as a celebrity crush is crazy and I’m here for it!! ❤❤ 44:20
The simultaneous "oh" from the crew when Spencer revealed that the three women are voice actors from Baldur's Gate 3 😭 they immediately know it was Andre 😂
Shout-out to Marcus for being the only one that put a "hear me out" in his top 3
Not the only one, the literal Virgin Mary was on there 😭
@@orangeants .... Valid
The way I immediately said “this is the bi woman trifecta” to Spencer’s
“Alright, that completes your paperwork. Welcome aboard here at Smosh. There’s just one more thing…” *Shayne walks in with a notebook* Shayne: “What would you say is your favorite flower?…”
Pre April Courtney picking Shayne: HaHa. Post April Courtney picking Shayne: Aww
“I think this is Courtney be..cause of… Florence Pugh.” A true gem.
Then the crew bursting into laughter
So, who's going to tell them that Duran is just Damien in a wig?
As soon as Sam Lerner for Olivia showed up I knew the Shayne Topp for Courtney was a given.
And so it begins. This feels like a fever dream. But Courtney putting Shayne as one of her top 3 celebrity crushes is so awesome.
I didn’t expect it despite them being married but it was JUST SO CUTE! And then him mocking her about being feral for Florence? We get iiiit. The best!
Also, I definitely see how Shayne's looks match up with Florence Pugh's and his vibes are similar to Donald Glover (at least in my eyes), which is just even cuter
I was hoping they would!! I wasn’t expecting it because I know they like their privacy but it was CUTE
Having done this now, I feel like the logical progression is Shayne Guesses Fictional Crushes - characters from media.
I was thinking the same thing. What characters are they crushing on
This would be wild because you’d have like Barbie from the Barbie Movie and then the fusion of the three gems from Steven Universe as one giant woman in the same top three and we would never guess who’s it was😂
so glad dev patel is getting his roses he’s been so fine and under appreciated for SO LONG.
Shayne was using his Psychology degree in this video. I love it.
Trevor’s top 3: Shayne from Icarly Shayne from goldbergs Shayne from so random!
I for sure thought that was gonna happen
That was my first thought
Damien's top 3 Shayne from So Random Shayne from ICarly Shayne from Smosh 😂😂😂
In terms of pure respect, I've gotta give it to Ian for Hedy Lamarr. Although Lamarr had no formal training and was primarily self-taught, she invested her spare time, including on set between takes, in designing and drafting inventions, which included an improved traffic stoplight and a tablet that would dissolve in water to create a flavored carbonated drink. At the beginning of World War II, Lamarr co-invented a radio guidance system for Allied torpedoes that used spread spectrum and frequency hopping technology to defeat the threat of radio jamming by the Axis powers. However, the technology was never adopted because it was simply too big to cram in a torpedo. INSTEAD, her invention later became the foundation for secure Wi-fi, GPS, radio control, walkie talkies, Bluetooth, etc.
No literally I was watching that part and being like “please please someone inform shayne the credit she deserves please”
Yesss!!
Suggestions: Can Shayne Guess Our: - Take Out Orders - Lock Screens/Home Screens - Old Tweets (riff on You Posted That) - Meals (dishes that each person has cooked themselves) - Fashion Sense (like an outfit that they’d usually wear/want to wear all the time). - Camera Rolls (not including selfies. Also, just a few random photos not the whole camera roll) - Favourite Smosh Videos (probs be too hard) - Frequently Used Emojis - Favourite Podcasts - Screen Time (include Must Used apps and Pick Ups) - Social Media Algorithms (crediting creators might be a chore though, especially with ripped content). - Favourite animals (include breeds of dogs and cats or whatever) - Coffee Orders - Favourite Visual Artists (painters and the likes) - Weekend Routines - Favourite Places traveled Well, I’ve exhausted all my mind can take me. That’s all. Now that I think about it, some of these might be too revealing for some. I was just scraping my mind for any and all ideas that might work. Swear I’m not being creepy
as soon as i saw Lorde, i audibly said “i swear to god Peter”
so glad that everyone at smosh is canonically bisexual
courtney putting shayne..so all of our hearts are melting rn
erin dougal’s type are aquariuses lmaooo
1:54 when Shayne predicted Pierce Brosnan for Amanda, istg I immediately thought "more like Javier Bardem."
The subreddit probably scrambling right now to figure out when this was shot so they can place it in the "Shayne and Courtney are Married Timeline"
shayne smiling the second he saw himself was so cute
I think watching Shayne guess everyone's fictional crushes would be fun to do some time.
Naw this is 100% a talent Shayne analyzes the cast so well
I literally respect Spencer so much for putting Rhea
Mami is always on top.
Honestly, I have less respect for everybody who didn't because they're just wrong
He wants a big muscle mommy to little spoon him. (And I'm with him on that) And I hope his dream comes true. He deserves it ❤
she's so so gorgeous
Means he's also got a thing for Chris Motionless