Today I asked @ldshadowlady to build me the ugliest house she could make, one that would trigger me in many ways. I then gave it a makeover... Leave a like and comment and subscribe if you're new :D
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Wow. I see you woke up and chose 🙌 divorce 🙌
Yesss 😫✋
Lmao
looks like someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight
Yup
🙌🙌🙌
Joel: give me an ugly house! Lizzie: *makes a character with a whole business and life*
What makes it better is it seems like its improv too, shows how creative Lizzie can get
Yass
@@kristopherweaver5933 loom arch
Ikr 😂😂
I love her story about how she loves banners and how she chokes on smoke
SmallishBeans: “I have an idea for a video!” Lizzie: “What is it?” SmallishBeans: “Fixing my wife’s ugly house!” Lizzie: **cries in insulted**
But she does make amazing builds but I guess this time she had to because she always has to listen to her husband
@@Serena_Potterhead No she doesn’t, she’s a free woman!
Wasn't she asked to make an ugly house?
@@sarastonebell9053 yes she was
@@Serena_Potterhead yea I guess
I love how Joel dies inside when lizzy said the other bed was for her banners
(:
Joel : transforming my wife's ugly house Lizzie : *kidnaps all of joels jeremys c u t e l y*
OMG hi kawaiikay (・∀・)
baahha
@@analien4518 hii! C:
Hi
Or llama terry
oh- you’re very…brutally honest. o_o
Yep
:) he is isnt he! Thank you for the likes j have never got this many likes before!!
I liked this at 5 likes 👏👏👏👏 well done
Sure is
Yep
Lizzie: Me and my... Banners Joel: Heart been broke so many times-
Joel: ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Hi
@@My_Melody_rose hi?
@@My_Melody_rose hello
@@My_Melody_rose hi
Joel: "Cause I hate Birch" Also Kingdomcraft Joel: is *basic birch*
He doesn’t chose the biome the game Atomically chooses for him
Jason from aphmau he hates birch
@@candycanequeen9929 omg mycraft flashbacks 😔✋🏻
@@anonymousperson1222 ARE U A APHMAU FAN TOOO I AM!
@@candycanequeen9929 i am
Omg I just realized that Joel and Lizzie are like Wanda and Cosmo
Omg they are
Yes
Omg yesssss
Best comment of 2021
Fairly odd parents??
You are very brave for calling your wife’s house “ugly”
This is a true fact
YES
🤣
So brave
Well she made it ugly in purpose
Joel: “I hate birch” Also Joel: *is king of the birch kingdom* 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😞🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
yAsSsS
He is the birch boy
While Lizzie is showing the house Joel:*being as nice as possible but also twitching with trigger and rage*
lizzie seeing this video: lizzie making a new video: fixing my husbands ugly jeremys
GOD DAYUM
LOOOOOOOL
YESSSSS
THIS PERSON IS A GENIUS LOOOL
Lol
"bUrN iT aLl Except for you stripped wood, you can stay." -Joel 2021
and he used to be Birch Boi :
@@mckaylakim5580 now hes spruce boi :
@@user-my9dp4cg3x spruce rlly do be takin da spotlight
@@gabxyl13 ikr I even use spruce a lot nowadays :/
@@maisiethesloth8405 samee :
"Let's spruce it up a it!" Get it? Spruce? Okay, fine....
Ohhh I get it now lol
Joel: *hates birch wood * Jason: *hates birch wood* Me: ...
Coincidence..?I THINK NOT
Yup
Whose jason
“Oh GeT oVer It JoeL yoU bUiLd sNoB”
Lol
Rude
@@bluebear6743 can’t you take a joke????
@@bluebear6743 yea that Was really funny why dont u like the joke ?
@@bluebear6743 ...
Lizzie: I see you've SPRUCED it up No-one: Not a single dancing parrot: Not even one of Lizzie's banners: Joel: hey hEy HeY HEY H E Y H E Y H E Y
hEy HeY
It just reminded me of a old stampy cats sky island video xD
HeY HeY HeY HeY
Ha ha ha
Lmfao
Lizzie: “A beautiful house” Joel:Uhm...😐..yeah...
this house is absolutely amazinggggg, it reminds me of Howl’s Moving Castle
WAIT YES
Lol I just realized
Lizzie: “I think it’s a cute house.” SmallishBeans: “PURE UGLY”
She actually said it was ugly ok?
@@obvsjasmine *its just a joke...* 🤓
@Q *no*
@@gominsies *yes.*
I broke my jaw 😲
Joel : “why is there 2 beds?” Lizzie : “just me and that’s where my uhhh BaNnErS sleep!”
That hesitation that she had was hilarious 😂
@@alliciana6022 ok so hear me out Headcannon time That was Joel’s bed and she replaced him with her banners when he called her house ugly 😂
XD
Pretty sus ngl
@@Hanzlet same 😶
I love this! Can you turn this into a renovation series?
Joel building a “bad”house It actually being better than any of my houses
Same
When Lizzies ‘ugly’ build is better than your attempt at a house: 👁👄👁
i feel u
Same lmaoo
Ngl i disagree
@Ahsoka Tano me to
I'm just dig a hole
Lizzie sees the title : “JOELL I WANT A DIVORCEEEE”
Why thats a bit mean Lizzie would never divorce joel🙁
That’s not funny
Lol she wrote a comment a bit like that actually
She said "I see you woke up and Chose Divorce"
it’s a joke
When your husband calls your house ugly so you sleep with a banner: 😎
This is actually so funny 😂 the start had me feel like a was watching an actual makeover ep on tv, she killed it I was in tears 🤣
Lizzie can't build an ugly house. It may be ugly to her but to us it is a masterpiece
@minecraft 082 ooooo
Ooh yeah we cannot build a aesthetic house
@Aditya vk I-
😹that was a good looking house
Noooop
I can’t help but notice that no chickens were harmed in the making of this video.
@@the_real_tabby ikr
He become a horse killer
I think the chicken population went extinct.
(First sub ) wait is this fake
Ikr🥲 he needs to have a word that only he can kill chickens like if you agree
Me : I already saw this when it was posted . Also me : attending the online class My mind: is this your favorite video?? Me : yes yes yes yes yes My mind: how many yes wait let us watch it together ❤ Me :yes but I have the stupid online class My mind:you even said it is stupid so let us just watch it Me : *watches it before even my mind stopped saying it *
My last brain cell left man
i love these vids! please make more they make my day!
"And that's where my....banners sleep" I'm worried.
:’)
Joel: Why are there two beds? Lizzie: Well, that is me...and that.. um.... *is where my banners sleep.*
Lmao
6:07 lizzies banner is groovin-
Yes
Lol
Lmqo
joel: i-i think i can give this a bit of a makeover.. also joel: *deletes the entire house* okay lets now give this a makeover!
I really love how she added details that you would find on old properties on those day time tv property flip shows, like the overgrown backgarden. Nice touch.
I saw the title and was like “uh oh- rip Joel”
do more makeovers i loved this!!
Lizzie: There's a lot going on, this is crazy! Joel: Thank you!
Joel: and who sleeps there? Lizzie: My.. my... BANNERS! Joel: Oh- Lizzie: i love them very much 💅🏻
@@demroyallers omg- 😱😱 xD
Joe secretly hoping that was is his bed😔
@@BIGGIE.. Yea man its sad😭🥲
@jhay ann 2:30
@@BIGGIE.. Yeah, he even clicked on it 😔
"I see you've sPrUcEd it up!" "aha- hey hey hey heY HEY HEY HE-" everyone: *concerned silence and suppressed laughter*
Ha ha
Loser!
😳
Adjectives are just *chef kiss*
Iam a big fan of you guys and I love you guys ❤❤❤❤ and the house🤯 is looking amazing and love you guys ❤❤❤❤
Love😍 all your videos it always makes me laugh and smile and we will always support you and Lizzie and have a great day☺
also I like how Joel hearted some random "Isabel Sites" comment and not Lizzie's 😂😂
Thats normal
LOL
@@27wille9 true xD
Lol
I mean what's wrong with hearting someone's comment?
birch king saying "its probably birch... I HATE BIRCH!!" Me: "Is this a joke?"
So true 🤚
He use to ABSOLUTELY ADORE BIRCH But now he ABSOLUTELY HATES it
NGL, for someone like me who is always happy when their house is not a dirt square, I think this is actually quite nice, if a bit cobbled together (The original house I mean)
Please make more! ❤️❤️❤️
Can we just appreciate Joel’s bravery and courage for saying my wife’s UGLY house
*yes*
Shouldn't wife be capitalized
@@MrGw1982 wife is a common noun so no.
@@MrGw1982 ....you say, not capitalizing wife
Just realised Joel still hasn’t changed his profile pic in like 10 years lol
We know
Even Lizzie :D
Same with lizzie
its too perfect to be replaced :p
@Kimberlyanne Same lol
You make me smile every time you upload
I love it it gives me ideas for building houses
Lizze: Builds "ugly" house. Joel: Yeah this is ugly. Me: Finally! My dirt house is complete! w- wait...
Ikr
Ik- what she showed him the ugly house I was like “HUH?”
Alternative Title: "I really want to sleep on the couch tonight!"
What has he done that warrants sleeping on the couch lmao? Joel _asked_ Lizzie to make an ugly house for him to fix, he didn't just join a world and go "right, this house sucks imma fix it"
@@a_reelskitface It was a joke, Karen. Jesus Christ.
@@giannamaielli Oh! I see, sorry about that it's hard for me to tell when something's a joke or not, and I'm not a Karen but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Have a nice day/evening
@Lucy Woodruff someone else messed it for you-
@@giannamaielli might have been a joke but it wasn’t a very good one
Joel we need more of these videos!!
I noticed the hanging plant at the front of the house! That’s such a good idea 😃
Joel: Fixings Lizzies ugly house Lizzie: he got some nerve calling my house ugly 😂
"A house that will trigger me" I thought Lizzie was going to build a birch house that protected chickens or something... Hm.
i love your makeover like what you builded smallshbeans yeyey i love it
please do this again this is so amusing
He just roasted everyone who’s played in survival mode with that “ugly” house
:’)
👁👄👁 💧 💧
Me: *crying in my house with a flat roof and made out of 1 block*
@@ava4878 oof
Not everyone have you watched hermitcraft they made their awesome bases in survival
* plays mellohi* lizzie: they're vibing to the wrong tune. tommy: _offended_
:0 true
TommyInnit is angry chopYoNeckOffInnit 😊
Angryinnit
ANGERINNIT
and what about the gems in the item frames... dnfff
*me just amazed how you build so good*
joel your the best builder EVER you should have WAY MORE subs!
Can we all just Respect the fact that they risked it and played pigstep
it’s still so fresh to hear “his wife”.... I’m so happy for them still
If she's me, i would literally be screaming!! It is so amazing I'll be so amazed just look at the garden the pond the new carpet! the farm i really love farms and all! it's beautiful! I will really love this house TvT
I LOVE YOUR VIDS YOU ARE SO CREATATIVE
Make this into a mini series Joel, invite other youtubers and make them build a bad looking house and you redesign it. You'll be like the TV shows "House Hunters" "Property Brothers" and "Fixer Upper" where they have a client asking them to renovate there homes.
Oooooo
Yep
good idea!
Lol good idea
Omg, these shows give me inspiration in Minecraft!
Why’d I read that “Ugly wife’s house” 😅
Joel: We need a secret room to keep your banner patterns a secret Also Joel: I displayed your banners on the outside of your house
Joel: I hate birch! Kingdomcraft: *I thought we were friends* sobbing
Lizzie : "Would you like a tour? 😃☺😊" Joel : " S-s-sure......😬😅"
Joel says he hates birch Me: Flashbacks to Kingdom Craft *bIrCh bOy* 😂 😂 😂
Mhm! I love your comment btw!
Sameeeee
**me having a mental breakdown and watching smallishbeans to cope** **getting a smidge of happiness when i hear a text notification and for that smidge of happiness to go away as quickly as it appeared when i learned that no one had texted me**
Please turn this into a series
Joel: I hate birch Me: But weren’t you the Birch boi in kingdomcraft
i’m not the only one who read the title as “i decorated my ugly wife’s house”, right?
I did too lol.
I did too, lmao
I read my ugly horse's wife
@@dvmbnoah_.3968 well Joel hates horses, so I wouldn’t be surprised
Me too｡◕‿◕｡
You should make a series with this house
How are you so good with textures and realism
"Why are there two beds?" 'Uh.. thats where my banners sleep"
“i’ve totally misunderstood the brief” me in maths
Me too! 😂
Me 3
Joel- that is very detailed and beautiful
The panda rabbit banners and the tiger plushie reminded me of mr hops playhouse
"I decided to spruce it up a little bit" **continues to build many details for the house**
Lizzie making a Charmed reference caught me off guard. Love it
Omg that looks amazing!!!
“Burn it all, apart from you, you can stay” my favorite Joel quote :)
* *2 beds* * This one is for me...and this is for the... ✨𝐵𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑠✨
I think Joel was expecting a different answer.
Joel: Omg what is this Lizzie: a beautiful house!
When choosing a roof, consider that people don't choose it arbitrarily. If there's no snow or rain you don't need slopes. if there's no heavy snow you don't need steep slopes. A flat grass roof is a nice choice for most purposes. Personality i prefer to dig in and find a roof that fits the landscape.
i just started of making roof in mc! by watching an tutorial! and i was so impressed by myself
Joel in KingdomCraft: Birch is love, Birch is life Joel now: HAHA BIRCH GO BURN
Everyone: Lizzie is going to kill you when she reads the title Me : hE aSkEd FoR a HoUsE tHaT wAs UgLy
WOW!!! Joel you really spiced up this house!!!
I do appreciate that the random statistics happen to correspond with the ending. It was a very fun little easter egg to find, intentional or not
Lizzie: This is the book of shadows...From Charmed Joel: ok... I don't watch Charmed ... Lizzie: BLASPHEMY!
the fact that Lizzie made the blue bunny banner from that tutorial that *I* watched is just... wow I feel special 😂❤️
I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH IT MADE ME SMILE SO MUCH IDK WHY
“Added a few things” 👀