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“A little nod to Lizzie, the mustashed woman”
Ok
lmao
Lol
Yes
Wym no u?
Joel: puts Birch at the bottom of his wood tier list. Also Joel: Builds a castle out of Birch
@MICHAEL SHELDON true true
It’s called pallet
He strips them and makes them look rlly nice
Lol
He used striped birch logs and birch planks and crimson striped logs and planks
2000 days gonna be like: Today we are building the solarsystem
Yep
Why is that so funny like dude 🤣
To scale
1,000,000 days; Soo, ever heard of the multiverse?
hahahahaha
The diamond thing isn't cheating. It is a game mechanic. It's like saying mining at Y-level 11 is cheating cause you use the mechanic of the game that diamonds spawn mostly there.
lol 😂 loosee
exactly my thought
I BINGED THIS ENTIRE SERIES AND 1200 DAYS IS FINALLY HERE!! LETS GO
Yoooooo first reply
2nd and hi specular
3rd and can we the keep the 1st 2nd 3rd thing up? 😏
Elo
Hi check mark 5th reply
I just love how his thumbnails aren't clickbait he actually builds insane things in survival.
Ikr
Agreed, he is also not one of those “ok guys I’m back and I did some mining off camera” and have a diamond block castle people
Yeah!! 👁👅👁 👁👄👁 👀
Im ur 666th like LOL
IKR
“This is not the End.” *is literally a portal to the end*
Ranboo uses the portal to go home.
I'm so glad someone noticed this as well :)
I thought that too
When?🤔
Joel: Hey Emily... yeah, YOU emily...I'm talking to you Me: Wha- how did you- 0_0
0-0
My name starts with Emi so for a second i was really scared (my name is Emiko)
I started freaking out when he said Emily even though my name is not Emily-
Cheese
@@eneleating Cheese
@@eneleating Swiss cheese
@@eneleating Brie
@@emilydelarosa375 LMAO
“This is not the end” -Joel, looking at his end portal
Underrated
Amazing comment
It is not the end, it is the end portal. Joel is correct
@@blindfoldedproductions8984 it's a joke.
Lol
SmalishBeans: doesn't think mining diamonds under clay in vanilla is morally well also SmalishBeans: uses a datapack for 2 shells per shulker
I was so scared for a moment. Joel: Hey Emily Me: What the...? Oh. Lmao.
Can we just take a second to appreciate this man’s COMMITMENT
Y.E.S.
ofc we can
When you've done everything..automated to the max... _decorate the End Portal!_
Yess
kzhead.info/sun/fKZtqJVqhHeDhGw/bejne.html
Joel: "hey Emily" Me: not named Emily, *heart drops and freezes*
True
Same
ME TOO
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
everyone here says that but not a signle tag has emily in it
Joel-"imagine all the emilys freaking out right now" Me-"OMG how-"
Please for the love of Jeremy use your spawn chunks- they’ll allow you to have things like iron farms constantly going as long as you’re in the dimension
‘Hey Emily..’ *Heart stops*
R.I.P.
Oh lord
Hi im emily :)
@@_amoronyt_6754 hi
@@_amoronyt_6754 hello:)
Joel: HEY EMILY! me:Gets scared even though my name is nowhere close to emily
Samee
Hah me too
Yes
Stolen
Wait a minuite...
Joel: hey Emily. Yeah you Emily are you subscribed? Me: ARE YOU STALKING ME?!?!
Joel: from my Minecraft goals series a long long time ago. Has it really been that long?
Can we just appreciate that Joel spent 33-66 hours playing Minecraft so he could entertain us with this video.
66* hours
FOR MONEYYY
@@maxtaxe651 yeah but he sleeps most of the nights so it's more around 33
@@purplealpha8473 oh stfu
@@tanishazabutanya5068 oh stfu
Nobody: Joel:renames leather “your mama”
When?
Lol
@@cxcf yeah, when?
"lets get into this video, and see if I can believe it" "I can't believe it, we're already back" this is really clever.
When he said “Hey Emily”, my soul left my body
Joel: “Super-smelters are easy to build, you only need some furnaces and some anvils” Me: which version are you playing Joel?
Java
Lol
HI🙂
In bedrock its better to use villagers
@@rexyjp1237 for smooth sandstone?
Joel; a lot of cats drowned…. Lizzie: so you have chosen death
@Xmas stormkitty Tc its not hardcore
Lmao *Lizzie has entered the chat*
@@Sayra- wonderful profile picture
I read the end part in Lizzie's voice
The pride flag you made is the “original” pride flag. Later it was changed to only six colors (red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple). :)
@@lilifilter0776 38:35 is when he starts talking about building it :)
So?
It would be better if it was black and white don’t you think.
@@duman_isa_cat4955 you mean the straight pride flag?
@@brennaewig2900 not pride flag just black and white
I feel called out .. also I love your videos--- they are fantastic stimming videos to have in the background while studying. (or to just binge and watch all the epic builds!)
I legit freaked out when he said “hey Emily” HAHA
lol
I was looking for this
SAME LMAO
SAME IT SCARED ME SO MUCH
i was looking for this
Anyone else think it's cool how Joel barely puts any ads on his videos when he could totally get away with more? Shows how much he actually cares.
true
True
true
Yeah, it is true
There’s 8 ads that’s a decent bit mate
It’s crazy how his building has developed during the last couple of years
Love the effort that joel puts in these videos. Keep it up!!!!!;;
“This is not the end.” Literally building over the end portal
that sentence was totally intended im sure made me lol literally
Sorry for stealing your comment, but does anyone know why Joel hates horses so much?
Joel: Hey Emily People named Emily : That's enough youtube for today
Levi be looking a bit different
@@Juliana_loves_animals HAHAHAHAHAHA
@@Juliana_loves_animals lol
😅 I've heard KZheadrs use people's names before in a similar way but... it's never been MINE...
@@Juliana_loves_animals he looking VeRyiNtErresStInG
Joel after automating the death of children: Are we the baddies?
17:24 he called hoppers anvils O_O
Alternative title: Joel murders children and designs an end portal
😂
don’t forget about the horses lol
@@vinnyonair7761 horsiesers
Joel in 2032: “Playing Minecraft for 1,659,230 days!”
Should absolutely do that diamond finding technique no harm in it at all
thx for being my inspiration to start a brand new minecraft world and build cool stuff
It’s late at night, this is the first video of yours that I’ve ever seen and you’ve given me an absolute heart attack Sincerely, A girl named Emily
Oof
Oof XD
XD
Oof XD
Its 4am rn
Joel: “Hey Emily...” me: “HEHHHH???”
Lol same, although I'm on my brother's account
@@Nicka_. wha-
@@Nicka_. wtf?
@@Nicka_. umm what
@@Nicka_. wtf
Joel: making a whole castle Me: building a dirt house
Joel " Hey Emily, you better subscribe " Me ( Emily ) " Panics and subs under pressure and then remembers I'm already subbed.
Me and my short attention span really appreciates this type of content. Lots of respect to Joel for the commitment to this, an absolute joy to watch.
for real
Same though oof XD
I just realised Joel has spent over three years (in Minecraft days) on this world
Lol yeah
He has spent exactly 3.2876712329 years (in minecraft days)
Woah
A year is 360 days so...I "tried" to be intelligent...yeah that didn't work out (tried to do fast math ended up spacing out...😐)😂😂
@@ryuAizawa69666 lol a year is 365 not 360 😅
I've never seen a minecraft youtuber put so much time and effort into their videos! Keep up the great work joel!
“This is not the end” - Joel, while building *an end build*
Note for lizzie: don’t get Joel a horse for his birthday
they would be eating horse steak for dinner
This is why Joel didn’t win the horse girl award in X life
@@Ella-bg2veJoel’s hatred of horses origin has been discovered. Jealous and bitter that he didn’t win, he vowed to slaughter any horse that crossed his path as a punishment for his horse not being good enough.
But that’s just a theory...... A Joel theory
AHA
Joel: “This is not the end” Literally looking at the end portal 😂
ahahahah yesss
They should add a new portal at spawn
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This series have inspired me to make my survival world look cute and cohesive! And it really does (in my opinion) look super.😊 Just enjoying minecraft with no particul goals..
you get me through so much your honestly the best! :)
Lol when he said Emily that scared the crap out of me LMAO
Wow you must’ve been 3 times as scared as every other emily ‘cause you have 3 emilys in your name
@@PiRhoManiacYTP 🤣🤣😂
lol same
LOL 😂😂 same it scared the crap out of me 😂😂 LOL
Oh emily
Joel: “The cats just fall into the magma.” Chat: “Cat discovered the floor was lava” That had me dead
It had the cats dead too
@@croncodile8951 LMAO Coment reply of the day
@@croncodile8951 oh really
That's fricking dark,man
Time?
this series is like a comfort series
Joel This is the best builds you did not only the best but also insane i like it so much 😲❤️✨
Joel: “minecraft goals, a long long time ago” Me: was it!? 😰
Yeah
Only ogs remember that it was so long ago
@@adean5707 you realize people can go back and watch the videos
@@beekeefer3253 yes
Every day in mc is 8min so 100days (100x8=800)is more then 10h spend a 100d video sooooo 1200x8=9600h IN A MC WORLD ONLINE (thats longe then my age)
It’s actually possible to make a day counter with a daylight sensor.
He should try that :)
Orr you can just press ONE button on your keyboard
@@birchyboiii* ehem* bedrock players
@@wannagofast5307 Joel is on Java. =^=
This channel is so entertaining and fast paced I love it
Bro...you are the best builder I have seen in my life yet
“Ur not a bad person ur just watching” Me: and enjoying
No one: Joel: So this one did die again, that’s good! Lizzie: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH??*
Lizzie: *intense screaming at Joel* WHY DID YOU KILL A MAJESTIC BEAUTIFUL ADORABLE BABY?
@@eg51728 😂😂
STANLEY
Hi George
@@knightmayorxd6395 Hi Stanley
Hi love your builds as always! Have you thought of making your own banner in that world?
I love this survival, u are the best builser and.. I cant say anything its amazing🤩😍
Nobody: nobody at all: Joel: "and we have to walk and use boats ~EW~"
Leave @acrello alone
@@arnorcoolisti5145 wrong app
@@arnorcoolisti5145 go back to ur clock app
"hey Emily" jumps out of seat, raises eyebrows got spooked lol
sameee
hahahah
Legit tho 😅
Seriously me too
I also chocked on my breakfast when he said my name. Why me!?! 🤣
I can't explain how much more lovely that creeper farm would have been if you used tinted glass. That block single-handedly knocked down the most difficult and ugliest thing about covering up mob farms; the damn roof
GREAT VID!! i thoroughly enjoyed it
Joel: "I decided to kill this child, because he was looking at me funny" 😂
Gen Z in a nutshell
@@WhosLeLe567 For real tho-
Technoblade who?
😂
13:35 Joel: This is not the end Me: Yes ... that is the overworld
🤣🤣 yesss
Hehe
The domed end portal palace makes me appreciate the convenience of having a jetpack to build and mine with in All the Mods 8 xD
Joel: this is probably the biggest build I made! The palace: am I a JOKE to you
Honestly Joel is an absolutely amazing youtuber. This man is what all of KZhead should be, it doesn’t matter if he even did mess up the pride flag, the fact that he did and he put in the effort to even attempt it on that scale is simply amazing
Fax
Agreed 🥰
this^^
im a gay
@@surfewed nobody asked
SmallishBeans:"Tames A Dog"Also SmallishBeans: "Takes out a sword and Jumps"
Wow So Good Comment Wait this is me like 24 hours ago...
38:35 *Happy Bi noises * Also I really loved this video it's soo entertaining and can we appreciate that joel put soo many hours so we can enjoy this video!..btw I really love the new Castle hehe
*Happy lesbian and asexual noises* lots of love by the way🏳🌈🏳🌈😄😄
Just binged watched this. WORTH IT LOL
Yes Joel, you got it right. I’m voting Joel ally of the year.
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH GUYS!!
Joel says Emily Me who's name isn't Emily: frick how did he know my name. Oh wait that's not my name
who not whose
@@weirdokid9369 You mean who’s
@@vpm69 *Do you mean who's?
Same tho
How did he know my name though 😂
Rewatching this series for the 10th time while waiting for another Empires episode
Hello Joel! Have been a fan of your videos for almost a year now. And here is a tip, if you are running out of coal. Make a bamboo farm! Im pretty sure bamboo works the same way as coal! I apologise if I am wrong, but I love your videos a lot! Can you do minecraft Day 1400? I'm excited for it!
Joel: Is abusing Game Mechanics cheating? Also Joel: Literally duplicating Drop Rates.
lol yes
"No, that's right, a fountain" It is simultaneously a fountain while also not being a fountain
I love watching Minecraft and hearing someone with you accent
7:39 Hello Joel and I hope you are having a wonderful day! And let's just hope that the cats won't turn against you. Same as the villagers.
I literally jumped out of my seat when he said Emily
Ha
Emily's unite! 🤣
Same
i literally went through all the comments to find... YOU EMILY
bruh there’s an Emily army now
the diamond trick: if its in the game its for the player to use, even if it feels dirty and like cheating. u have to grab every opportunity the game throws at u joel so dont feel dirty
Joel: Dies at least 1 time in every video (in this series) in the nether Me: raging over how he could just hold a warped fungi and wear golden boots to avoid getting slaughtered by the piglins and hoglins.
Joel thanks for sharing your shaders
I played the "Oh hey Emily." next to my friend who's name is Emily and she screamed lol
Lol
Lol
BAGAHAAH
For the next episode, you should a big sign on your land that says “set your spawn”
lmao true
Tru
Yea
I hope smallish beans sees this because that would be so funny!
Joel you are amazing let-a-lone an amazing builder 😀you inspire me so much ☺️😁
good job on the commentary, seamless :D
Did Joel know he did a cat pun? Joel: “And it was purrfect!
I think he did and first
I remember Joel thought lizzie was giving him 27 diamonds but it was emeralds
Lol
Same
Yep
The pride flag was amazing even though it was wrong, it’s the thought that counts
;-;
It actually wasn't. ..during the beginning of pride the first pride flag had pink for sexuallity and teal for magic incorporated in it 😁 both colours were later removed
I just hope you're not being serious. That f-ing flag ruined the whole video. The whole series. Send Vardy to put it down
@@hejhej5934 Uhm?
@@hejhej5934 stay mad 😌
That dome is magnificent!
Joel: hoglins are my least favourite mob in the game Horses and chickens: but... What about me?
Well horses and chickens are at least fun to kill
@@outoftheblu8280 Yeah lol-
That diamond trick is smart, do it, more diamonds, MORE DIAMONDS
MOOOAARRRRR!!!
@@nia2897 MOREEEEEEEEEE
MOREEEEEEEE
MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
the pride flag really made my day, thank you sm for being such a good ally!!!
No just cuz you believe in god doesn’t Mean you will have a good life so shut up and stop trying to get people to your shite
1500 days pls we love your content