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This Is What 1,000 Days Of Minecraft Hardcore Looks Like…

Kolanii
2023 ж. 4 Сәу.
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We have officially spent 1000 days in this minecraft world... so far
This took a very long time haha, subscribe :)
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Twitter: / kolaniiyt​​
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All the videos in this video:
I Spent 24 Hours Getting As Rich As Possible:
• I Spent 24 Hours Getti...
I Built The Most Over The Top Nether Portal In Minecraft Hardcore:
• I Built The Most Over ...
I Mapped Out 24,987,432 Blocks To Build This In Minecraft Hardcore
• I Mapped Out 24,987,43...
2000 Dogs Vs Minecraft Hardcore
• 2000 Dogs vs Minecraft...
I Collected Every Illegal Item In Minecraft Hardcore
• I Collected Every Ille...
I Put An Entire Ocean In The Nether In Minecraft Hardcore
• I Put An Entire Ocean ...
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  • brb making 2000 days

    @Kolanii@Kolanii Жыл бұрын

    • chill out man, take a break first atleast

      @elrond3452@elrond3452 Жыл бұрын

    • bros trying to speedrun videos

      @envoxity9544@envoxity9544 Жыл бұрын

    • Just casually take time out his life for our entertainment Edit: NO WAY I JUST GOT 100 LIKES

      @Project_M4YH3M@Project_M4YH3M Жыл бұрын

    • Finally another video thank you thank you

      @yolymardiaz4780@yolymardiaz4780 Жыл бұрын

    • CHIIIILL

      @Alexdoesntknow@Alexdoesntknow Жыл бұрын

  • This man is out here casually setting the standard for hardcore like it’s nothing

    @xen0n516@xen0n516 Жыл бұрын

    • na that’s LukeTheNotable but he’s still good

      @callumchertavian4843@callumchertavian4843 Жыл бұрын

    • @@callumchertavian4843 lmao

      @allmoneyinnomoneyout2046@allmoneyinnomoneyout2046 Жыл бұрын

    • does philza mean nothing to you

      @kunimno1563@kunimno1563 Жыл бұрын

    • @@kunimno1563 i’m taking specifically the “1000 days” model. ofc philza had a long ass hardcore world

      @callumchertavian4843@callumchertavian4843 Жыл бұрын

    • @@allmoneyinnomoneyout2046 i mean he has an emerald tower, an emerald lawn, an emerald wall, and a emerald town

      @retroguy3344@retroguy3344 Жыл бұрын

  • Warden: *exists* Kolanii: And i took that personally

    @-DarkCarnage@-DarkCarnage9 ай бұрын

    • Talking about in real life

      @GabrielDeerman-jj3yx@GabrielDeerman-jj3yxАй бұрын

  • I just love how he matches the building sounds to the music beat. It's a subtle detail but makes boring parts of building a bit more entertaining.

    @illuno--bf8dx1bw5j@illuno--bf8dx1bw5j6 ай бұрын

    • and its so satisfying

      @aisahuremovic6217@aisahuremovic621716 күн бұрын

  • 2 hours of kolanii is actually heaven

    @sevensevenzero_@sevensevenzero_ Жыл бұрын

    • Could'nt agree more ^^

      @Reetl17@Reetl17 Жыл бұрын

    • Yep

      @skyblock_mouse@skyblock_mouse Жыл бұрын

    • Lol 😂😂

      @Justahmed772@Justahmed772 Жыл бұрын

    • This

      @tsurra@tsurra Жыл бұрын

    • exactly

      @oliverberinguel6585@oliverberinguel6585 Жыл бұрын

  • Have I watched all of Kolanii’s videos countless times already? Yes. Am I going to watch them again in a 2 hour compilation and enjoy every second immensely? Of course.

    @goob4145@goob4145 Жыл бұрын

    • same here bro

      @StraightLOL@StraightLOL Жыл бұрын

    • I was literally about to make the same comment lol

      @dearthofdoohickeys4703@dearthofdoohickeys4703 Жыл бұрын

    • yes.

      @OlliveaD_@OlliveaD_ Жыл бұрын

    • ..yep

      @Just1boba@Just1boba Жыл бұрын

    • Never gets old

      @LittleAggey@LittleAggey Жыл бұрын

  • I have watched countless YT MC creators and you my good sir are by far the most enjoyable no bullshit creator I have had the pleasure of watching. I have yet found anyone who makes content quite as enjoyable as that you produce, top tier mate truly top tier!

    @c0_rupt8dd8dda8@c0_rupt8dd8dda87 ай бұрын

  • Can we all agree that kolanii is the most mind distracting, most hilarious, and just makes people’s day just by being himself.

    @tyharlacher4098@tyharlacher40987 ай бұрын

  • Mad respect for Kolanii and his editor🎉

    @Phantoom_@Phantoom_ Жыл бұрын

    • yeah!!

      @ronnicarter865@ronnicarter865 Жыл бұрын

    • i wish i had an editor... lol

      @Kolanii@Kolanii Жыл бұрын

    • i’d say the respect is pretty happy

      @CookieJarOfficial@CookieJarOfficial Жыл бұрын

    • @@Kolanii Mad respect for Kolanii and Kolanii for editing all these videos🎉

      @Phantoom_@Phantoom_ Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@KolaniiI like kollani he is fun to watch I will watch this whenever I am board

      @skyblock_mouse@skyblock_mouse Жыл бұрын

  • 0:00 Intro 0:36 I Spent 24 Hours Getting As Rich As Possible 24:34 I Built The Most Over The Top Nether Portal In Minecraft Hardcore 42:16 I Mapped Out 24,987,432 Blocks To Build This In Minecraft Hardcore 1:04:54 2000 Dogs Vs Minecraft Hardcore 1:20:53 I Collected Every Illegal Item In Minecraft Hardcore 1:44:14 I Put An Entire Ocean In The Nether In Minecraft Hardcore

    @azerty.@azerty.10 ай бұрын

    • thank you

      @4rthurlmao@4rthurlmao9 ай бұрын

    • helpful

      @sunhithboora721@sunhithboora7219 ай бұрын

    • Ty

      @rosacelestemejiasperez5040@rosacelestemejiasperez50409 ай бұрын

    • 2:02:56 Snack Break With Fish

      @SpooderMan922@SpooderMan9225 ай бұрын

    • Ummmm your some good fans

      @izzygamesandmore@izzygamesandmore3 ай бұрын

  • I have gastrointestinal issues

    @ponkwon@ponkwonАй бұрын

    • That's nice

      @Big.child_@Big.child_6 күн бұрын

    • same

      @wiggard@wiggard5 күн бұрын

  • the question about the spoon icon for mining fatigue got me thinking. the obvious answer is that mining fatigue makes you feel like you’re mining with a spoon, that’s how slow you’re going. but another answer that i like to think of is the common use of “spoons” equating to energy for people with chronic illness or disabilities, chronic fatigue syndrome being an example. often times you’ll hear people with chronic illness say they don’t have enough spoons for a certain task, which basically just means they don’t have enough physical or mental energy to do it. which is also pretty fitting, having a spoon icon for mining fatigue.

    @cartmanpilled@cartmanpilled8 ай бұрын

  • It's a 2 hour video but it feels like a 10 minute video. It's just this good that Kolanii gave me the ability to travel through time physically and spiritually. Amazing.

    @neruvic4714@neruvic4714 Жыл бұрын

    • no its not

      @Maxakai@Maxakai Жыл бұрын

    • true

      @mohammedalghamdi233@mohammedalghamdi233 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@Maxakai why you just say no its not to everybody

      @gurkha630@gurkha63011 ай бұрын

    • @@gurkha630 no its not

      @Maxakai@Maxakai11 ай бұрын

    • It actchaly fells like a 6 hour vid for me at the beginning!

      @hobsonfamily2241@hobsonfamily224111 ай бұрын

  • Such Hermitcraft level dedication on the builds and I respect it so much. First video I’ve watched of yours, definitely gonna watch more

    @toxic_195@toxic_195 Жыл бұрын

    • U watched the culmination of all kolanni videos, and this is ur first video of 2 hours. Dedication bro

      @sakshamgupta3378@sakshamgupta337810 ай бұрын

    • 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪⬜⬛🟪⬜⬛ 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪 🟪🟪⬛⬛🟪🟪

      @keaneanthony17@keaneanthony179 ай бұрын

  • Who is ready for 2000 days

    @itspiartesyt@itspiartesyt6 ай бұрын

  • i'm doing a marathon of your videos because i love the editing and because of the absolutely batshit insane ideas you have that still somehow work

    @Thao-nathos@Thao-nathos9 ай бұрын

  • the warden dog fight bit is still probably the most outlandish thing done. Its almost comedic how well it worked

    @smellingthecolor7295@smellingthecolor729510 ай бұрын

  • Even though I've watched all of his videos repeatedly, I still watched this for the whole 2 hours and 3 minutes without pausing because apparently, I have no life. And the fact that he does this by himself is insane. I wanted to start KZhead a while back and make videos then I realized, I'm still in school.... and have no time for ANY of the editing I would need to do. Keep doing what you do best Kolanii ^^

    @reedtheweed69@reedtheweed69 Жыл бұрын

    • 2 hours 3 minutes and one second*

      @wardvandensande5491@wardvandensande5491 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@wardvandensande5491 🤓

      @za_9118@za_9118 Жыл бұрын

    • Shut up kid your corny

      @Animegirllover837@Animegirllover837 Жыл бұрын

    • @@wardvandensande5491was about to point that out, you ain’t a real one if you haven’t watched it for 2 hours 3 minutes and 1 second

      @GodfreyFirstEldenLord@GodfreyFirstEldenLord Жыл бұрын

    • @Floyd same

      @user-xe6cv1si6p@user-xe6cv1si6p Жыл бұрын

  • This is longer than the fnaf movie

    @Andrews_Studio@Andrews_Studio6 ай бұрын

  • I honestly love his humor 😂 I just feel like he’s one of the funniest minecraft hardcore youtubers

    @zerooffline@zerooffline9 ай бұрын

  • started feeling absolutely awful emotionally a few hours ago and this video is just so nice. your humor and content is the perfect mix of distraction and laugh inducing

    @ShrimpTavern@ShrimpTavern11 ай бұрын

    • @@DeezNuts-np4jowhat the hell

      @VorgOffical@VorgOffical9 ай бұрын

    • @@DeezNuts-np4jo lumpy boy

      @AK-Cat@AK-Cat9 ай бұрын

    • @@VorgOfficalit’s a hormonal time 🤷🏻‍♀️ lmfaooooo

      @AlexisTwoLastNames@AlexisTwoLastNames7 ай бұрын

    • same here dood. hope your tonight or today has been fab tho 😄

      @AlexisTwoLastNames@AlexisTwoLastNames7 ай бұрын

    • @@DeezNuts-np4jo imagine “she” is a he and he/she is 10😂😂😂😂

      @user-uu8kh8yp7v@user-uu8kh8yp7v6 ай бұрын

  • Ahh yes, another video of this man making me question his sanity for 2 hours

    @CSERTRYR21@CSERTRYR21 Жыл бұрын

    • The best hardcore youtuber ever! Love the video’s

      @RocMaster48@RocMaster48 Жыл бұрын

    • no its not

      @Maxakai@Maxakai Жыл бұрын

    • @@Maxakaithat’s your dam opinion

      @katiegomez4765@katiegomez4765 Жыл бұрын

    • @@katiegomez4765 no its not

      @Maxakai@Maxakai Жыл бұрын

    • @@Maxakaieverybody likes someone else

      @katiegomez4765@katiegomez4765 Жыл бұрын

  • You definitely deserve the subscription . You're amazing at this game and I'm learning so much for you. Great work

    @OmarAmalol@OmarAmalol8 ай бұрын

  • 47:03 i love how you made a 8-bit arcade game music style with the blocks 😂😂

    @xRubyHvH@xRubyHvH9 ай бұрын

  • It's outrageous that this is a 2 hour video and I have no doubts I'm going to be able to watch it all the way through without getting bored, That's seriously how you know this is true entertainment.

    @Jackalnstuff@Jackalnstuff Жыл бұрын

    • L

      @bladepopsoff4853@bladepopsoff485310 ай бұрын

    • L

      @bladepopsoff4853@bladepopsoff485310 ай бұрын

    • ​@@bladepopsoff4853?

      @StrifeAndKnife@StrifeAndKnife10 ай бұрын

    • L​@@bladepopsoff4853

      @sabretoothc2591@sabretoothc25914 ай бұрын

  • woke up to this and now i have to restart and watch the whole thing

    @fin18@fin189 ай бұрын

    • Same

      @kareemahickson2018@kareemahickson20189 ай бұрын

  • Me, answering the question at the beginning: “Yes. Yes, I do, Kolanii.”

    @Zayn-1322@Zayn-13226 ай бұрын

  • Totally forgot about "does this give me fire resistance? yeah, it kinda does if you keep eating them". absolute GEM of a quote.

    @einsteiner2249@einsteiner2249 Жыл бұрын

    • Personal favourite is: Look at allllllll that fakery

      @WolfRoseQUEEN@WolfRoseQUEEN7 ай бұрын

  • Alternate video title: Kolanii Cheekily Pretends to Resent Minecraft and Be Bad At It While Astounding All of Us With His Skill for Two Hours - A Movie

    @chloeeeezy@chloeeeezy Жыл бұрын

    • He’s not bad

      @Mrchomp-3qu@Mrchomp-3qu9 ай бұрын

    • He’s funny

      @Mrchomp-3qu@Mrchomp-3qu9 ай бұрын

  • He’s so funny because he’s just casual. And when he does chuckle even the slightest bit it makes it so much funnier!

    @OCandCC@OCandCC9 ай бұрын

  • love how each of this guys projects just progressively get more unhinged

    @blank8166@blank81669 ай бұрын

  • Kolanii is the only KZheadr I’ve seen that makes 1000 days genuinely interesting

    @HeyItsKeep@HeyItsKeep Жыл бұрын

    • Check out loony.

      @justusdittemore1813@justusdittemore1813 Жыл бұрын

    • REAL

      @4nvysoul@4nvysoul9 ай бұрын

  • There's a fine line between genius and insanity. Which is Kolanii? Yes. The sheer dedication to each of these builds is amazing, and the end products are always top-notch.

    @jagondal8378@jagondal8378 Жыл бұрын

  • How is bro so calm?

    @tv-enistua2514@tv-enistua25146 ай бұрын

  • "I like Smite" *Kolanii has just earned the achievement: Brand new sentence!*

    @Zaxlfang@Zaxlfang8 ай бұрын

  • Lukethenotable invented the 1000 days genre. Kolanii mastered it.

    @heavymetalmusichead4969@heavymetalmusichead4969 Жыл бұрын

  • Kolanii is that one KZheadr that you binge watch all his videos multiple times, forgets he exists, then he posts again and you repeat the process all over

    @CrispySandles@CrispySandles Жыл бұрын

  • Seeing the intro to your end world and not knowing what was in it, I actually thought the black concrete was the actual void. It's so frickin realistic! Good job Kolanii!

    @lewisbeardmore9586@lewisbeardmore95868 ай бұрын

  • 'okay villagers how we doing, oh you're asleep. oh good idea.' *kolanii commits murder to 2 villagers and kills himself*

    @user-tm4nz4nf2t@user-tm4nz4nf2t9 ай бұрын

  • The effort this man puts into each video and the editing process, is just amazing. Loving the content! Let’s go to 2000 days like it’s nothing!

    @AaronsCorner807@AaronsCorner807 Жыл бұрын

  • with how much this man is playing hardcore it feels like he has never lost any game ever

    @hollowknightenjoyer@hollowknightenjoyer Жыл бұрын

  • I really think that Kolanii and Sandiction would be an amazing duo, i would love if they will ever collab

    @amybaldini2216@amybaldini221610 ай бұрын

  • Watched and loved every minute of it. Even tho it is 2 hours, It's quality is astounding. Great job man. Never though i would watch a 2 hour yt video ever. It is even longer than some movies.❤❤

    @Jhakaas_Jai@Jhakaas_Jai8 ай бұрын

  • I've watched all of these many times but having a collection is great. I can't wait to see what comes next.

    @blacktemplar2982@blacktemplar2982 Жыл бұрын

  • I love falling asleep to these videos, they're so chaotic but calming at the same time

    @bentheultimatelegend@bentheultimatelegend Жыл бұрын

  • Kolanii mak it look like the nature is trying to fight back against the nether killing off the land! Shoutout pls

    @TommysPlanet@TommysPlanet3 ай бұрын

  • Idea: for the ice pillar in episode 2, make a cave go through the pillar and put light blue glass panes to look like icicles.

    @Fnaf_masterpieces_148@Fnaf_masterpieces_148Ай бұрын

  • I wanted to let you know that when you trade absorbent amounts of items to a villager they will actually see that as profitable and raise their trades for a few days. I had cartographers that I sold one glas pane for one emerald and if I sold way to much in a few days they'd raise them like crazy unless I left them alone for a bit. It's a strange thing, but very cool detail for Mojang to have put in.

    @jafie4787@jafie4787 Жыл бұрын

    • its not strange its basic economics

      @malekstreamz4941@malekstreamz49416 ай бұрын

    • @@malekstreamz4941yeah, he just meant that it’s cool they even considered it

      @stormmugger4719@stormmugger47195 ай бұрын

  • This series is honestly one of my favourite things to watch

    @toymadness1289@toymadness1289 Жыл бұрын

  • Congrats bro, love your content, you've inspired me to keep playing

    @copperidiots1346@copperidiots1346 Жыл бұрын

  • Having used lava light for a long time, I knew the danger, and the basic math for that and the glass. Hats off to ya!!

    @bearb1asting@bearb1asting9 ай бұрын

  • kolanii's dry humor is literally everything

    @mipqn223@mipqn2238 ай бұрын

  • it’s always a good day when Kolanii drops a banger :]

    @psi6176@psi6176 Жыл бұрын

  • Kolanii, your videos are one of the only videos I instantly click when I see them. They're overly entertaining to watch!

    @2KEMusic@2KEMusic Жыл бұрын

  • 0:20 "stick around to find out. Stick around for 2 hours to find out." Love it lol

    @maphistaa@maphistaa9 ай бұрын

  • this is seriously high quality content. insane builds, no over the top fake reactions, its just a guy whos really good at minecraft.

    @silly734@silly734Ай бұрын

  • This video single handedly inspired me to both subscribe to you and return back to Minecraft because the creative potential of this community never ceases to amaze me.

    @jasmynjohnson4346@jasmynjohnson4346 Жыл бұрын

  • Ahhhh...... Time for coffee and Kolanii.

    @timothyeasley1832@timothyeasley1832 Жыл бұрын

  • Kolanii be funnier than most hardcore youtubers fr fr

    @Oiki_chan1221@Oiki_chan122121 күн бұрын

  • Lol, dude really says "Look pigs it's knock back 2 dirt, knock back 2 dirt". Lmaooooo

    @shiftytheartist@shiftytheartist9 ай бұрын

  • As a Nigerian, 3:42 made me laugh. Love you kolanii

    @_NerdCodm_@_NerdCodm_ Жыл бұрын

  • This is so sick, makes me want to get my hardcore world looking this good

    @finnito8282@finnito8282 Жыл бұрын

  • The dog and chickens. Brilliant.

    @iamgroot1148@iamgroot11489 ай бұрын

  • THIS MAN IS TAKING THE 100 DAYS CHALLENGE TO WHOLE ANOTHER LEVELS

    @Devil_gamers-zb6on@Devil_gamers-zb6on8 ай бұрын

  • Honestly kolanii is just one of the funniest and most entertaining you tubers to watch, I appreciate the content man keep up the good work❤🔥🔥

    @thefinchwithahat9083@thefinchwithahat9083 Жыл бұрын

  • I remember the good'ol'days when fighting the enderdragon took months of preparation now it's just BEDS

    @HasnainMusic233@HasnainMusic233 Жыл бұрын

  • This guy is amazing. I have watched this video 382 times and 10/10 would watch again.

    @AlairrJC@AlairrJC6 ай бұрын

    • Bro spent 31 days watching Minecraft 😭

      @goosemcgoose49@goosemcgoose495 ай бұрын

  • 1 minute and 23 seconds in, you got me laughing with pretty much every sentence. Where were you hiding all this time? The rest of this video better hold up, because I want more. It's fast, it's snappy, and all of that just serves as comedic timing. 17:53 I love game physics. Does some of the funniest things. "Put them in a boat, and they wont de-spawn." They're like cats in a box. You ask them: "Why are you in there?" and they reply: "I don't know.. there's just something inside me that tells me I should." 1:04:54 I just love the fact that there's a creeper right in the middle of it. Surely done on purpose, but it's still unexpected and still funny. Well done. Also if you're afraid one of your illegal blocks will be corrupted and you lose it, it's smarter to make multiple stacks of 1 than 1 stack of 64. How programming these things usually works, is that you don't actually have 64 individual let's say: diamonds. You have a slot that has "diamond" in it, and that diamond has a quantity value (the number you see). So if your illegal diamond get's corrupted, that entire stack is gone, not just one of the 64. Or you likely have a stack of 64 "nothing" or a stack of "nothing" with quantity value "nothing" (which is not the same as 0, but effectively the same) taking up a slot which you can't interact with at all.

    @nanyubusnis9397@nanyubusnis93979 ай бұрын

  • I just saw that this got uploaded and i am about to watch this thing entirely like it’s the sense of my life. Nothing can prevent me from watching this 2h thing right now, not even a tsunami. I’d then sit on a fucking nearby mountain with all the citizens while watching your video, when all the people around me just being traumatized and in panic mode, because of the fact that their houses are full with ocean. I love you Kolanii❤️

    @theo7885@theo7885 Жыл бұрын

  • i dont think ive ever survived 1000 minutes in hardcore and that is not a joke

    @Joshehh@Joshehh Жыл бұрын

  • 1000 days kolanii? WE NEED YOU TO DO 9000💀😝

    @Toto88500@Toto885008 ай бұрын

  • Man accomplished in 24 hours what I couldn't in 24 years of playing Minecraft

    @Julia-xi8mf@Julia-xi8mf3 ай бұрын

  • Tons of respect, it's an amazing vid! great work, I look forward to future content! Side note: Did anyone else notice the splice when he "successfully" did the 360 in his elytra at 33:38? if not, you can use the comma and period keys on your keyboard to look at it frame by frame.

    @frenchyfrie7256@frenchyfrie725610 ай бұрын

    • Good eye. I wouldn't have noticed that without the comma and period keys.

      @gaobillson3333@gaobillson33336 ай бұрын

    • It's called l a g

      @pacifistichuman82649@pacifistichuman826495 ай бұрын

  • YES YES YESSSSS IT CAME!!!

    @tuchthamsungkameka448@tuchthamsungkameka448 Жыл бұрын

  • I like to rewatch this from time to time

    @samthemisfit@samthemisfit9 ай бұрын

    • why he is not uploading?

      @SahilSharma-dt7qn@SahilSharma-dt7qn9 ай бұрын

  • Never seen your videos and just watch it all for 2 hours straight loved it all

    @leightonbiker7526@leightonbiker75268 ай бұрын

  • Just in case someone was still wondering; the Minjng Fatigue is a spoon because, if you use a spoon instead of a shovel it takes a much longer time :)

    @JDM-is-my-name@JDM-is-my-name11 ай бұрын

  • Always a good day when kolanii posts Edit: we need a woodland mansion video 😭

    @kai.c05@kai.c05 Жыл бұрын

  • I've enjoyed this video so much, I watched it twice within a few days.

    @PaulCarroll-ke5le@PaulCarroll-ke5leАй бұрын

    • true. there was a time I watched it everyday. and here I am watching it again. probably for the next week

      @LyndlEndique@LyndlEndiqueАй бұрын

  • The way he roasted that zombified pigling is gone up the top

    @bimalarana287@bimalarana2878 ай бұрын

  • Quotes by Kolanii: 0:50:” Elon Musk,Jeffery Bazos,Bill Gates, Mr Krabbs. What do all these tycoons have in common? That’s right an insatiable amount appetite…for wealth.” 5:21: “Gimme that sweet firey nectar.” 5:32: “Ender Pearl eyes” 7:12: “Ha,trust me I am not interested in your kid. Unless he has Ender Pearls. 8:06: “Okay, she’s coming down for her BELLY TICKLES! Someone likes some TICKLES?! 8:24 : “Oh,these guys want tickles too? 10:31 : “I wish you all the best in your…Imprisonment.” 10:37: “brilliant” 10:59:”Granted your ears may be bleeding, but at least you get those sweet levels bruh.” 11:11: “Hey! Hey you! Yeah you! And you, and you and you, and this guy and that one, and you, and her,and him!” 11:34: “Just straight spinning” 12:41: “You mine,you mine,you mine,get-get out the bed” 13:16: “Now comes my favorite part, doing nothing! 13:30: “hello…” 15:53: “Yes! Thank you :D” 19:28: “Okay one thing I don’t understand, how were there two chickens there? How-how where there two chickens there?” 23:40: “hmmm… hmm… hm… Nice :]” 25:55: “Okay now we have to but a giant obsidian circle, and if my calculations are correct which they always AREN’T!” 32:42: “An now I AKF in my little AFK…Uh hole” 33:22: “Look at all that fakery. Isn’t it Marvelous? Isn’t it beautiful?” 33:46: “I-I think I might cry,um…” 1:02:20: “ WOT?…WOT?! 1:02:54: “Okay, so all the maps are done. I don’t know weigher to celebrate or cry, maybe a little bit of both?” 1:03:25: “Those clouds though 1:04:38:” Beyond mere aesthetics? There is nothing beyond mere asthmatics,pal.” 1:06:15:” whatareyougonnadobro?”

    @Gacha-with-me@Gacha-with-me10 ай бұрын

    • 😅l😮

      @darrentsmith344@darrentsmith3443 ай бұрын

  • This man's voice is therapeutic. I listen to him while doing homework ❤

    @chonkyfroggy3421@chonkyfroggy3421 Жыл бұрын

  • "Mom can we get dan tdm?" "We have dan tdm at home." Dan tdm at home:

    @ShyFly221@ShyFly2217 ай бұрын

  • your sense of humor very much suits to me. "Pether Nortal" is awesome :DD

    @caferizasyon@caferizasyon9 ай бұрын

  • i have seen all of these episodes separately in one sitting but i cant watch this in one sitting great work man

    @MrOMENN@MrOMENN Жыл бұрын

  • Already watched these videos so many times over. . so glad to see them all together. Weirdest thing though? I’m just now thinking about the portal tree. . what if there was netherack instead of the smooth stone in the *portal?* Sure, it’s not a detail you’ll look too hard at, but still, would’ve added more realism now that I thought about it

    @ThronetoSpook@ThronetoSpook Жыл бұрын

  • i love how stuff happen and then hes just like "hmm" LOL

    @purplevirus8054@purplevirus80547 ай бұрын

  • 20th time watching this and still not bored

    @aceofspades1867@aceofspades18678 ай бұрын

  • Broski really just found one of the rarest mobs to exist at hour 5 and laugh while it suffocated itself and die.... This is why i love watching his videos

    @aloyalfollowerofcaleism5973@aloyalfollowerofcaleism597310 ай бұрын

  • for some reason i never get bored of this.... seeing someone making progress in a game. keep up bro.

    @apophisca2163@apophisca216311 ай бұрын

  • This is my go to video for hand washing dishes so thanks!

    @abigailsenn8019@abigailsenn80198 ай бұрын

  • ''That makes absolutely zero logic I was falling for about six months.''

    @B3lli@B3lli9 ай бұрын

  • Holy Moly where have you been all my life?!? You are an absolute riot in the best way possible. The way your mind works is brilliant and I had the most fun 2 hours watching this! Can you be my spirit animal or my patronus!? 😇😅 Can't wait to watch your other content!

    @angelinawilson9547@angelinawilson9547 Жыл бұрын

  • Found you last night and I'm addicted to your channel it's very rare I can sit through a 2hour video without watching things in between and I just finished this almost in one sitting, You're amazing and deserve every subscriber

    @AstralToaster@AstralToaster10 ай бұрын

  • I would just like you to know I have not played Minecraft sense like 2013 and I somehow watched all 2 hours of this video and was entertained lol.

    @t_f_weston@t_f_weston9 ай бұрын

  • Got to an hour and was like surely he can’t keep going . Says a lot that he still kept me watching . Great vid. Man’s putting all my Minecraft creative worlds to shame fr 😂

    @adamwemyss6083@adamwemyss60839 ай бұрын

  • Oml. This man's dedication and motivation is jaw dropping. I can't even find the motivation to clean my room and he's putting in literal months of effort to break his Minecraft world. Just incredible 🤣

    @sicklystudent5867@sicklystudent5867 Жыл бұрын

  • Alternate title: true dedication

    @herrflammen6487@herrflammen6487 Жыл бұрын

  • Will I watch every single video of kolanii's video atleast 2-4 times? Yes. Will I watch every second of a 2 hour compilation of his videos atleast 1-3 times play be more? Yes. Sidenote: your lucky dude. There is a 5% chance of finding a baby piglin riding a chicken. Specifically a baby piglin

    @TheGreatGrace-0-@TheGreatGrace-0-6 ай бұрын

  • The editing and narration is on point

    @ladymonstergirl@ladymonstergirl9 ай бұрын
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