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I think that waiter deserves a round of applause, serious professionalism for that job
Agreed, I'd buy that guy a beer. I would have lost complete composure as soon as the doll was throwing a fit in German. Too funny.
he wouldve got a large tip lol
I agree. Plus his boss is right next to him
BlackrewDigital i said that
Andrew Chen Ok. I didn't see it.
The waiter looks like a frat guy who worked there as a joke and just never quit because he actually enjoys it.
It’s kinda cute bahaha
It would make a great sitcom
I would.go there just for him
He works there because he is a handsome man and makes bank in a girly place like this.
He's waiting for his own Agnes Schweitzhoffer.
The German yelling and pounding on the table is absolute gold.
That part is the freaking BEST 😭🤣!!!
@@BJ-bi9xv Everytime it gets to that part I start dying!!
Everything about this video is gold but especially as a German yeah agreed this scene was best hahaha
Super funny! Loved that part. 😁
@Dystopian Space Saga yeah I'm from West-Germany and no, I gotta tell you that this was one of these stereotypical germanic gibberish accents. We don't sound like shouting Nazis here (as portrayed in your shows mostly)
I love how passionate the manager is about protecting the innocence of the dolls.
He Moonlights, as the "protector" of Tiffany's Innocence. It ain't the first time Tiffany has said "Thanks, for Paying me."
I love how this all started with an innocent interview then ended with a middle aged dad with drinking problems and an illegal daughter he adopted.
The Procrastination Artist lol
The tour guide is clearly a little shaken by this experience
The procrastination artist you may friend, is now one of my favorite people on the world😂😂
I'm dead! XD
Hey , that’s his “play pattered “😂
When Agnes started screaming german 😂
😂😂😂 best part
I died!
and banging her fist on the table like Hitler!
I've lost it completely
I can't get enough of watching it. I'm German, by the way. 😂
"It was my daughter's birthday. I couldn't be there, I'm a celebrity." 😂😂😂
"My agent told me my daughter named her doll something......."
😂
Dark comedy at its finest
According to Conan himself, he was absolutely TRASHED while filming the meal portion. Rewatching it with that knowledge makes this 1000% better.
Where'd you find out?
@@manalkhalid2130 prolly bs. you can see he only has like half that glass of wine over the course of the bit.
@@manalkhalid2130 he mentioned it on an episode of Conan needs A Friend.
the video where he confesses. kzhead.info/sun/hrGRicaueqqNn30/bejne.html
He says in that video: "You're gonna see me really trashed, talking to a doll."
"Because that doesn't happen when you're trying to rescue someone...during war."
Contra Mundum 2.0 [Paradigm Shift] I almost fell over at that line
“Schfeizhoffer?” “Schweizhoffer!” “Sfightshopper?” “SCHWEIZHOFFER”
Fwightoffle
Croxion 0 Damn it got another 119 likes a week after
black boy haven’t been on YT in a while. Didn’t expect so much likes.
It's Schweiz, it is a german word and means switzerland xD lol
Agnes Schfiggtzhoffeer is Chucky long lost cousin😆😆🤣
7:57 “Pay him to go away.” Seemed to give the manager a sincere laugh.
He’d have to be lobotomized not to lose it over that line 😂
I dunno, his look right after that was like, "God... why did I agree to do this? He's making our service look stupid"
The store manager increasingly wishes corporate had not agreed to do this.
I have a feeling he wasn’t welcomed back
and Agnes was deported...
@@scottmatheson2390 To the nearest dumpster.
asdfj O MY GOD I AM DYING RN
Same lol
Kic852 how could you😑
They should seriously make a movie about two teenage girls one from 1974 and one from 1934 going back in time to help a teenage girl from 1812 rescue her father
It'd be cool if they used the dolls like Team America
It would be quite a short movie. Handgun. Movie over.
Netflix: write that down, write that down!!!
@@yee8581 true
@@brenobacci yeah but you know movies never take the easy route
Lmao what's most amazing about this skit is that the American Girl company actually approved this to air lol
The way the manager reacts to Conan asks if Caroline kills anyone, it’s like she really did and they’ve been covering it up for 200 years
5:46 “She afraid of butterflies, she was attacked by one in Germany before she fled”😂💀💀💀💀
ChrisChew my favorite part 😂
It sounds def like me 🤣
Hearing a word "butterfly" in german is already an attack
As someone who lives in Germany, I can relate
Everybody gangsta until the dolls start movin.
HAHAHAH
And speak nazi
everyone gansta till jah starts talking 😳
best comment award😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
i snorted
Conan making the doll a picky eater and easily irritated was honestly so relatable
Revisiting after many years due to his recent retirement. This has aged like fine wine. Conan has that wonderful ability of satire where everyone, including the satirized, can laugh and not feel offended. He's always had a humble approach to show business and being a celebrity. Gonna miss his show as he was one of the best.
I think he’s one of the few late night hosts that can adapt and evolve. Even with the end of thr late night show I think he’s expanding to doing soemthing more on HBO, that might pave the way
Sad about his long time show, as it was a pillar, be it with the NYC NBC flavor, or the LA TBS flavor. But here's to what gets me real excited: now he has the undivided energy and time to pursue what I'm sure is all of our favorite thing: Conan on remotes, especially Conan Without Borders. That would make TV instantly watchable again for me, no questions asked. Btw, wasn't CWB a series on Netflix already?
He's not retired. He's just doing different shows.
Did Conan retire.??!..😲😫
@@yvonneshanson1525 No, he still makes content.
"It's time, you are one of the chosen" 😂
My fav part xD
+Nova Star I lost my shit when I saw that part for the 1st time lol
+Pyrofrosty No reference, I just found that part extremely funny lol
+Pyrofrosty I thought my phone broke because it was all white..
that made me laugh harder than it should have.
This is essentially a ten-minute video of three grown men playing with a doll. Best ten minutes spent in my life.
Hahaha
9 mins
this is so fabulous!
Been on this train for almost 2 hours, and I can’t stop
"Best ten minutes spent in my life" okay well then that was the most depressing 10 seconds I've spent in mine.
Waiter: “This is the cafe. This is where the magic happens guys.” Conan: “This is where people sit with dolls and eat.”
“I was in Gstaad skiing with Bono.” That line is absolute comedy gold. I actually used that line once to explain my absence.
or according to the subs, "it was it my daughter's birthday I couldn't be there on the celebrity there's God skiing with Bono"
“Homicide really isnt part of Of Of OF OF OF our storyline”
Totally not a robot
i bet he killed someone he looks like the guy in the movies who is afraid of germs and does the cleanest of killings
@@bendovahkiin8405 it's not part of the dolls storylines. But it's HIS life.
Its english
meanwhile the dolls backstory involves rescuing her dad in the war of 1812!
Thing is Conan's behavior at the table is probably similar to a lot of self entitled kids who show up in the cafe, so the server is probably used to this. XD
I'm pretty sure the server is actually part of Conan's staff and put on the uniform for the bit. I know at least some of them are.
I’m your thousandth. Be happy.
@@Bread-jf5do nah the guy actually works there he's an actor on the side tho it's LA
@@erickchajon5049 if exposure is what that waiter wanted exposure is what he got. 10,219,170.00 views
Ya
Conan said in an interview that during this remote he accidentally got actually drunk (which is super rare for him) which honestly explains a lot about how this video went
it's always interesting when Conan hangs out with someone who's really serious and professional about the job. The interaction is always something else
I love how increasingly frustrated the store manager becomes
Plenty of takes I'm sure they were there all day. What a strange job for these two grown men to have, gotta be a back story there.
@@lesliepropheter5040 haha
@@lesliepropheter5040 A "back" story indeed..
@@lesliepropheter5040 they probably have daughters or nieces. employees get a discount on playsets and dolls.
@@lesliepropheter5040 I think the backstory might be "they needed a job." It usually is.
The waiter really tries lol poor guy. He's a good sport
Thomasin Lockwood "poor guy"? I'm 100% sure he knows it's a joke and is acting just like he is. Don't pity him lol
Nati Whatever of course, but I still feel sympathy. It's like when you see a play and are moved emotionally by actors :)
Thomasin I'm trying to binge watch Conan videos....I don't need you staring at me from the bottom of the screen :P
Connah Andrews LOL hello friend! :) I didn't know you liked Conan too!
I felt very sorry for him
I love it when the store manager not only instantly flies to the word “homicide”, but does a neck slashing motion to tell Conan to quit it with the killing stuff.
gosh dude, about a year ago youtube wouldn't stop recommending me this. I knew who Conan was but I'd never watched his show or anything. at some point I just clicked on the video to satisfy KZhead's algorithm because my god it was always in my recommended. that threw me down the Conan rabbithole and now I'm a huge fan. so thanks youtube, I guess
"And her activities are suspicious." *Zooms in on that vacant half smile*
This comment made me laugh as much as the original joke.
They've gotta get the parents drunk so they feel more inclined to buy a $115 doll for their children
Omg
Shots anyone?
Francine would say: "SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!
Trent Boyett Where's the Clorox?
Flowerperson Minianer 1000th like
I love how the manager was trying to hold in his laugh whenever Conan made the doll shout belligerently LOL
I always use that "pay him to go away" line whenever I'm stuck in a situation with an annoying person.
🤣
Imagine being like a seven year old girl and in the next room you hear Conan O'Brien yelling about chicken to a doll.
And then yelling fake German in a high voice.
@@lebbo88 you
I already imagine this on a weekly basis.
They did this sketch when there were no customers around. Probably just before opening hours.
Ironically the story lines of these AG books are more traumatizing than that.
The german screaming, omg gets me everytime
sounds not german at all but funny as hell
obviously a imitation
what german ?
I have tears streaming down my face. I have not laughed that hard in years.
+robert r completely unnecessary
We really needed to explore more of Conan's play patterns
This was one of the first Conan videos I ever watched and I couldn't believe how I had never heard of this gem. He is so incredibly funny and from all the videos I've seen of him, he is absolutely amazing, he's what I call a real comedian, he makes jokes on the spot, keeps the jokes respectable when needed, and plus he never fails to make me laugh!
Yeah, his remotes are the peak of TV for me. It would be a very sad day should KZhead ever deletes/loses his vids on remote.
Conan slowly descends into madness for 9 minutes straight
It's a thing of beauty
And I'm here for it
And he'll do it again tomorrow
I think that might be every remote segment and I love it
Descends?
I love it when Conan gets irritated because they aren't pronouncing his doll's bizarre German name properly,
SCHWARZHOFER!!!!
Pokoirl YaSe SCHVITZHOFER
It probably would be "Schweizhofer", at least this could actually be a last name. The waiter pronounced it good, atleast at good as conan
Schweizhafer is what he says.
Yeah that’s like The Whole point
When Agnes started angrily slamming the table! 🤣💀
This video was from 7 years ago and we still love it. Conan is timeless.
The way they all fled to catch the doll when it almost fell like she's real
Trust me after spending a 100 dollars on the doll she feels real (I’m saying this purely as a joke not to be snippy.)
I instinctually move to catch my dolls, especially after I just brushed their hair
I just came to the comments looking for this exact comment.
@@theweirdoag2277 Username checks out... lol
Im pretty sure everyone who works there lost their daughter
When agnus starts yelling in german ... i can't i can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Josh A. Did nazi that coming.
@@Hwan.421 LMFAOOOOOOO. That was a good one.
I only took German 1, only picked out a few words. Anyone got a translation.
@@merlinious01 well I'm German and the only thing I understood was "something something, Schnitzel, something something, Glaubens- (2nd part of word missing), something something". So not really anything to be translated haha
I lost it when he moved the head of the doll while speaking german and then the angry beating on the table 😂😂
That doll store was the creepiest rich people's thing I have ever seen.
How are they creepy????,
@@pauvretori it’s because there’s just dolls standing every were and some people are scared of dolls
I've been. They actually put food in front of the doll at the table with a straight face. And all these male waiters wearing these hot pink aprons. It's definitely an experience.
Well that’s your opinion, I like American girl dolls and they aren’t creepy
Yea, maybe that would fall under the category of creepy.
"Can you do something for the doll so that it looks more like... *Mother?* "
Mike Pence's special request
Xt
Wolf6120 yrdkgdvv
Wolf6120 I see you in the comment section in all the blind wave videos.
@@aliakbari5865 I love it!!!!
I PISSED MYSELF WHEN THE DOLL STARTED TO YELL IN GERMAN 😂😂😂
Olivia Wink Ummm I'm pretty sure the doll screamed in German... but hey, I agree, it was still funny
Like a nuremberg speech?
He started banging her hand down
Seriously.... every time I need a good laugh, I play this video and skip right to that part. Gets me every time.
I just laughed, but each to their own.
DAMN, that doll just became so alive. That was so brilliant, every interaction with the waiter.
yeah it's incredibly how he brought her to life, his mind is funny and imaginative
The best part is when she started slamming the table and screaming in German 😂
The manager hates Conan
+Miranda Luu lol yup id say so
+Miranda Luu lol yup id say so
+Miranda Luu the waiter hates him
everyone hates conan
+RedLotus Assassin I think the men take their jobs way too seriously. I mean they're grown men working for a toy brand, lighten up.
It must be so awkward doing that in front of people who aren’t laughing at all, meanwhile everyone loves it on KZhead. Just imagine making all the little voices and having people stand there straight faced.
Pretty sure they’re told to stay as calm & collected as possible. Conan is funnier with a straight man or two.
Would have to be watching with your eyes closed to say they weren't laughing at all
His team would be laughing tho
Well, he did get there by just being the funniest he can be- if a couple people along the way aren’t reciprocating I doubt he’d be too discouraged considering where he is.
@@pokaay3163 well yeah, Conan seems fine and reasonably so, but it still must be awkward no matter how he got there. Not discouraged as he still has an audience that loves it but just strange at times.
This is one of my all-time favorite clips. Conan has enough confidence and humility to act as silly as he wants to, even when others around him don't have a sense of humor - Ha!
Oh my gosh, that waiter is just purely serious professionalism as if Conan is some sort of fancy VIP child.
"Did the dad actually leave town to find work or did he find someone else?" Employee: **gets slightly triggered**
he got flashbacks
Yep
they were about to explode of laughter at the food table 😂😂
Hahaha
@@caitlyn86 LOL
The guy giving him a tour was soooo annoyed 😂 But the waiter was awesome
I heard he is part of the Conan stuff out in to make it a bit more fun
happy feet he prob sees so crap lol and then got stuck with this 😂😂😂
It is because the waiter is the one who deal with kids
Victoria black nah, they get tipped
the waiter was an actor and doesn't really work at the store. Tiffany is an actress as well.
The waiter. Even at such an asinine job, with a total goofball at the table, he maintained perfect professionalism. Bravo, sir.
06:27 that’s why no one can beat Conan. That German with the hand slam would never have been thought of by anyone else 😂😂😂
I just have a huge feeling that Conan is banned from stores, especially this one lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They seem in on the joke. I've seen some of his skits that the store/people aren't happy about it. ;)
me too XD
Constipated Turd 😂😂😂😂 ik
Do you find the vicodin joke funny Dr.House?
The way they all reached for Agnus when she was falling off the table absolutely KILLED me 😂
Kevin Hideroa HAHA I JUST SAW THAT PARTTTRT
It is AGNES!
7:54
Hahahah me too
@@antoncigur3727 not according to the magazine cover at the end!
I love how everyone is looking at Agnes when Conan starts speaking in german accent, like if she was alive.
Conan getting shietfaced at American Girl Doll Store is the best shiet ever.
"You're in Los Angeles. In Hollywood everyone's age goes down" - immediate sincere laugh from both gentlemen :D
That's funny
They're trying not to laugh lol.
😁
Her backstory: She was attacked by butterflies in Germany.
Before the flood
AND was daughter of heitiler
Got shot by soviet
Sie hat Krieg mit Schmetterling im Deutschland
@@adithyanvinod8342 naye naye naye naye naye naye naye naye naye naye
Every time I'm feeling sad about anything in my life, I search this video. Thank you Conan for doing this, I laugh just as hard as the first time I've seen it, and I'm now showing it to my daughter, and now we laugh together. Love this video 😅😂🖤
I love how full on Conan is and doesn’t even care! 😂 Everyone should be like Conan.
"I call this how girls treated me in elementary school....all backs turned" 😂
AND holding hands with each other. Double-rejection. 😂
Caseyroseyx I read this the same as the part when Conan said that xD
Caseyroseyx 😂😂😂😂😂
RELATABLE =)))
Best line
"Oh my god, you worked in Guantanamo!" HAHAHAHA
What is that really?
Aisy Hudson basically he’s implying the waiter is torturing him.
"Pay him to go away!" BWAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@Digitalhunny Like I said above, Agnes is a major bitch. Not a fan of riddles, either.
“It’s time. You are one of the chosen.” - When you get sucked into a Conan remote binge.
this is comedy gold. the fact that kimmel and fallon have shows is just criminal.
Can we please give this waiter the biggest raise ever? If he hasn't already quit to pursue his future career as the Riddler?
Austin Smith Seriously, this waiter is GOOD
He is the riddler
Brian Fowle and Agnes is ScarFace with conan as the ventriloquist
+Austin Smith He's probably an actor. Anyone who knows anything about LA knows a lot of out of work actors are waiters.
+ChoctawNawtic Ding Ding ding
You can tell the waiter is living in LA to pursue his childhood dream of being Channing Tatum and is now working at the American girl restaurant
KC Couture hahahahaha
To quote him: „Absolutely!“ 😂
Lol Hahahaha
lol right?! I feel so bad for him! Haha
He got to be Joey Tribbiani!!
I sadly was never allowed to get one because my mom thought all the clothes and items were too expensive and didn’t want to get me started just to get nothing else but the doll. Honestly all I ever wanted was the doll. Molly was my favorite and I read all her books and just wanted her. Finally bought her myself when I turned 23.
Girl I’m 16 and just got mine down from the attic, I bought my dream doll earlier too
So glad you got her!
Same. I always wanted one too. I loved Addy.
Damn, that’s sad. Makes me wanna cry actually.
My mom got the Canadian version for $10 at Goodwill. It had tonnes of clothes and accessories with it
The manager face going through all sort of emotions is one of the best thing about this video.
Conan is the funniest living talk show host. No one can tell me otherwise.
Katie Dunlap indeed
IMO, Craig Ferguson is way funnier in every way. Just too bad he stopped doing his talk show... so in a way you are right.
***** I definitely see what you mean. Craig is hilarious, but Conan's style appeals to me more if you know what I mean.
Katie Dunlap agreed
Brianda Pondexter A
"She entered the United States illegally" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pixel Pxerella guess they’re gonna put her in a cage.
@@SoulKingBK hopefully
We know he said that, we watched the same clip pleb
😂 lol
Gotta love Agnes🤘
@2:30… Guy: "Homicide isn't part of the American Girl Doll story" Conan: "YEAH, cause that doesn't happen when you are trying rescue someone… during WAR!!!" 😂😂😂!!!!!!
Conan always nails the improv 🤣
That Bill Cosby joke is a little too real now.... 0:50
OH
Why? It's a sweater...
+Ari Ed In a store. For kids.
Yea....
+Fade Senpai so what. he didn't rape kids
The doll screaming in german killed me
Me too
I didn't understand anything lol and I am german
memesarelife༄ you mean you couldn’t understand what the doll was saying?
orangesoda ツ yeah
orangesoda ツ of course he couldnt understand it . Conan made that up
I come back to this video at least a couple times a year. Conan is a gem.
Everything about this remote is GOLD comedic gold
"I'd like a doll with some skin damage and one who's prone to depression" xD
How girls treated me in Elementary School 😂😂🤦🏼♂️
Good point. There's so many funny things on this video you almost forget that part on the beginning. "That didn't work" - LMAO.
Loved that line XD
7:01 *the amount of antidepressants in my system*
when the hand starts pounding the table wit the german gibberish i lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I dont think she was pounding the table...
Me too. The manager did not seem to enjoy any of it sadly
Matt Neal he cracked a smile tho
the manager just standing there in shock of Conans psychosis
And the waiter is just playing into it, you could see it in his little smirk
This one right here, this one is the best of them all. I laughed to tears on so many bits of this remote... The improv is so strong on this one, it's perfect!!
Conan has a vivid imagination and seemed to really enjoy playing with the dolls :) I wonder if he bought any after the shoot
Agnes- “HES MARRIED!!!” Conan- “shut up.” Agnes- “You make me sick” ✋😭
I love how the doll becomes an outlet for Conan's inner voice. "Beg him to go away"
Kara you're in a magazine cover wow you deserve it cutie 😚
The fact my name is Agnes 😆😆🤣🤣🤣
@@loretita06 is your last name also Schfeizhoffer?
@@dank_frank2580 XD I WISH
i laughed so much when he started making her talk german and when she was about to fall down her chair lol and when he said youre in la , everyones age goes down in here
You just mentioned every moment of the video lol
+AleynaSeymen ... more funny.
Aleyna
I lost it when the doll was about to fall off the chair and they three of them went to get her
I come back to this around once every 6 months. It’s one of my favorite remotes ever
Hysterical. Kudos to the staff who played along.
I lost it when “she” started screaming in german and hitting the table with her hand
You forgot the scare quotes around "German"
LMFAO SAME
Not sure if you noticed but that was Conan making her do that.
*What goes up but never goes down?* "Um I would say that's a 1990's view of the real-estate market." XD
*bUt iTs FrEe rEaL eStAtE*
The fact he thinks of this stuff on the spot is absurd
My answer was depression. I need help.
That should be the slogan for Viagra.
@@nbtstan3198 The real answer is just as depressing, your age.
admit it, there are conan videos that you've been skipping for a long time, and this is one of mine lol now im watching everything i haven't clicked yet
This is my comfort video
The server is fantastically professional.
He's also with Team Coco, which means he's acting and they rehearsed this beforehand.