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For people who may knott know Fjord is the VA for Col. Mustang in FMA... and knowing that made that joke 1000x better
what about the chelby part?
Shelby Mustang is a variant of a Ford Mustang, 'twas a car joke.
Fjord Mustang*
Aah yeah, my bad :p
I'm just sad that Travis never used the scorching ray glove while riding the Mustang.
"DO YOU WANT THERE TO BE A WITCH?! THERE CAN BE A WITCH SAM< I HAVE RULES FOR THIS IS A BOOK" - Literally every DM ever.
When I introduced my nephews to DnD a few months ago with the Starter Set, I gave into pressure and turned the goblin tribe in the first dungeon into Nazi zombies, with their sentient leadership being Nazi vampires.
@@omegagilgamesh Sounds like a lot of fun!
omegagilgamesh That’s just good DMing. How are they doing now?
He wasn't lying...
@@omegagilgamesh #bitcheslovecannons
Get yourself someone who looks at you the way Travis looks at Mercer when he’s describing his sword
Get yourself someone who looks at you the way Caleb looks at the new books he just purchased
Rewatching this out of nostalgia, and... 2:08 "You want me to put a witch in there Sam!?" Apparently, Matt plays the long game
All masterful DMs do.
Meanwhile, in 2021...
But not long enough to plan for a cupcake
“THERE CAN BE A WITCH, SAM!”
dramasweety "I GOT RULES FOR THIS SHIT IN THE BOOK!"
This is like when Travis did that High Noon joke... Don't invoke the wrath of the DM... Hahaha...
thou must never fucketh with the DM
I’m almost upset that his voice didn’t get all warped and demonic when that happened.
dramasweety I've never related more to mercer than in that moment
"I shall call [Caleb] squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy"
nothing has ever been MORE TRUE
Best part!
I LOST MY SHIT AT THAT
Hawkspiral lv 2 wizards man
"Come here squishy, come here little squishy"
I saw the life leave Matt's eyes when they kept talking about the witch hut XD
At least it wasn't a chair. I mean, they were nowhere NEAR high enough level to face that.
Dozens of episodes later, and two separate player characters have discovered that they have to fight a massively overpowered Hag to complete their character arcs
Things seen and then Jester bails them both out
When Matt lost it oh my gosh well done "I WILL SPAWN A WITCH AND KILL YOU ALL, DO YOU WANT THAT"
Travis’s little giggle right before making the mustang joke is, and I cannot stress this enough, EVERYTHING.
"Critical Role! where a bunch of them nerdy-ass voice actors sit around, and decency gets thrown out the window"
(mimicing travis) Decency out of the WINDOOOOOOWW
Can we just talk about how much I miss Caleb"s excitement at literally any and every book
Caleb x Books or Caleb X Expensive Paper are still the best ships for him.
I just love how back then two Books for thirteen gp were a little treasure and these days it's like: "What's 500gp if not pocket change?"
"You me to put a witch? There can be a witch Sam! I got rules for this shit in the book!" ....damn Matt
Oh god, when they broke Matt it cracked ME up!
"I will cover Caleb's body with mine." after the most recent episode i see things differently
That mustang joke still gets me
2:16 THIS IS THE TALE, OF CAPTAIN FJORD TUSKTOOTH!
"DO YOu WANT THERE TO BE A WITCH SAM!?" Ah, foreshadowing at its absolute finest
2:13 a dozen episodes later *underwater witch fight*
Here we are, 2 years later - and we're finally getting the witch hunt we all wanted!
THERE CAN BE A WITCH SAM Oh my god. Myself and all DMs can relate
When Liam suddenly switched from "I do xyz" to " Caleb is unconscious on the ground" I laughed. A little bit of psychological distancing there
Travis Mustang joke made me cringe and laugh at the same time lol. Dammit travis.
the search that i went on to make sure that i got that lonely island ref was legendary
I was holding it together till "Jack Sparrow". Then I lost it. :-D
Yeah, I like to rewatch this video every now and then, just for that part. :D
jack sparrow? what did i miss?
Look up "Jack Sparrow" by The Lonely Island
I was thinking that music sounded familiar (and good), then seeing Michael Bolton I was like "oh yeah, that's what this is :)".
2:20 “THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN FJORD TUSKTOOTH”
I'm surprised they didn't say anything about "clusters of barnacles" since they had mentioned cloisters of seamen.
Uh oh, Sam wished for a witch and he got it 91 episodes later.
0:30 Travis practicing his dad jokes
"There can be a witch, Sam!" 90 episodes later...
I love the special gal look Travis gives Matt when he describes his weapon XD
What was the music playing in the background for that part of the scene?
@@aurinsaint9058 it's something like jack sparrow from that guy from snl I think named Andy Sandburg I think his name was
OMG the Finding Nemo "Squishy" reference made my day- these are hilarious!
Holy shit that Finding Nemo bit actually killed me a little. Dear god that brought a tear to my eye.
Laura Bailey going “Witch hunt, witch hunt, witch hunt!” is so adorably precious 😂
Thank you. Just. Thank you for this.
1. F*CKING GREAT EDITING!! 2. PERFECT TIMING 3. AWESOME REFERENCES 4. GREAT SUMMARIZING OF MEMORABLE/FUNNY MOMENTS 5. YOU RLY PUT THE FINGER ON INSTANCES/JOKES 6. I had a blast watching all this. Subscribed.
hahahaha the squishy!!! This is now my new favorite way to re-watch the highlights! please keep making these!!!
2:07 *Kill bill sound intensifies*
2:00 Looking back at this moment in 2019: THE BEGINNING OF THE WITCH HUNT HOLY CRAP
Nice video. Your editing complimented the scenes. Keep up the good work.
OMG this is so good! I'm crying!
These have me in stitches, I am so glad I found these!
This was really good. I genuinely enjoyed this. Good job, you!
Best thing with crack in the title since high school! Thank you very much.
I needed this in my life, please keep it up!
bless you for this series creator
You are a good human...if you are indeed human. Well earned subscription.
Great selection, and the choice of songs... amazing.
i love this so much words cannot describe
How has it taken me this long to find your videos. These are HILARIOUS.
This was a pleasure to watch. Great job.
Im really digging these. Keep it up mate!
Amazing, made my day. Please make more!
Thank you for this video, praise the sun!
WHY have I never seen these and WHY did you stop making them?? They're AMAZING!
These are all really great!
OMG I need more of these!
These are absolutely amazing. ⛄⛄⛄
OOMG, this is so good
Editing on POINT!
i love you so much thank you for this
annnnd now im going to search your channel for more of these :)
i love you for this...
Too damn good, I love this stuff.
OMG i'm dying. This is brilliant!! XD
My favorite thing right now is how Matt said hello for the shopkeeper.
more more more more, love these edits so much. would you consider doing the first campaign also?
Travis' face in the Jack Sparrow bit is my favourite
SO GOOD!
Whoa. Where the hell your channel come from? Insta subscribed.
Then like 70 episodes later they go up against a witch from nott's past
AGAIN... AMAZING
These are great! More!!!!
This video is a gem, I love it, and I want moar
Oh my god these are beautiful thank you so much. You are beautiful. Have a nice day.
"there can be a witch, Sam!" Is actually waaayy more threatening in hindsite.
This made me laugh more times than it should have.
These are awesome! Have a subscription!
Oh god I love this!!
this is great
That edit at the beginning with "mustang".. I almost died🤣
The witch hut stuff was an underrated moment tbh
God I hope they see this they'd have a blast
Matt's old gnome saying "hello" made me laugh harder than I probably should've. Hehe
This is the tale Of Colonel Roy Mustang...
Okay...Tempting fate with the witch hut thing was great.
I can't stop rewatching the witch scene. ROFL. Ow my sides.
It’s been five years already? Jesus…
The squishy clip killed me lmao🤣🤣
Same: i Cover Calebs body with my own Matt: Alright caleb you fail a death saving throw, your that squishy
Thank yooouuuuu!!!!!
What I find funny is that Laura was the first one to groan at the mustang joke. So Lust groaned at a Mustang joke
These are so funny! more more more!
Lost it at the squishy bit 😂
Anyone else lose it at the transition choice? No? Just me?
Nicely made :D Butt load of hearty laughs
THIS IS THE TALE! OF CAPTAIN FJORD TUSKTOOTH!
She took the midnight chase going anywhere.
I was hoping you'd use "FTSIO", well done XD!
These are hilarious.
Was expecting the Knott CPR to be here lol. Still good.