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on JackSucksAtGeography we upload a range of easy to watch & sometimes educational geography related content. I have successfully learned all 197 countries and flags of the world. I also look at interesting maps to teach us more about different parts of the world and their culture. On this channel I also play Geoguessr.
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Jack knowing all the countries in the world but can’t say all 4 seasons 😂😂
Yeah 😂😂
Yeah 🤣
Jack should have a another channel called JackSucksAtSeasons.
dident he say autumn twice?
@Assassin go away lol
Jack: This flag is summer! while looking at spring and also calling the next one autumn while looking at summer😂😂
@Assassin nah
@Assassin I would rather die tbh. It would be quite fun.
@Assassin I'm gonna die either way
@@AssassinM as soon as you say don't translate 😡 we know what it is
And he had already said autumn 😂
Jack:Knows all 197 countries of the world Also Jack: Winter , Autumn , Summer and finally we’ve got Autumn
He was definitely on something when he said that
I know so so so right
1:04 "You can never judge these kind of maps" Meanwhile the people that picked USA💀
I’ve learnt so many things in this video: -The 4 seasons are: Winter, Autumn, Summer, Autumn -Right is actually the left and left is actually the right -The majority of Mexico speaks Portuguese and not Spanish
💀
Lol
Jack's iq is in the billions
Also bufan exist
Lol
New video idea: *Jack learns all the seasons* 9:35
bro you are are so right
@Assassin I know that whatever it's written there is just pure bullshit and no one cares about it, but I just wanted to ask... What's with that "nu" at the end? (In Japanese)
@Assassin cringe
@@il_baolo I decided to translate anyway. A dumb ploy to try and make you sub to their channel, surprise surprise
@@JasperCasper24 thanks for the confirm but the question remains. Why is the "nu" at the end? I'm curious about that particular.
12:43 We also have Scandinavia, Reykjavik, Togo, Dallas, Austin, Melbourne, Norway (also near Norway house), and for some reason, a place called The Elbow
Jack: Sees Mexican flag Also Jack: “It’s written in Portuguese” 😂 oh Jack…
Thanks for this informative video Jack! I now know the correct order of the seasons; Winter, Autumn, Summer, Autumn and that the majority of Mexicans speak Portuguese which I'll be sure to tell my friends and family who taught me. Edit: Forgot to mention that I now know which side of the road that New Zealand drives on aswell! So many things I've learnt from this video.
He also said driving on the right when it is on the left. I now know that left is now right and right is now left.
@@Zappy4000_ doesn't it vary from country to country?
@@Averaage_Commenter Yes, but in the image he is looking at, the cars are driving on the left and he says they are driving on the right 😐
@@Zappy4000_ Added it in too thanks
@@Zappy4000_ it's a dual carriageway
9:35: sees the autumn flag 9:42: calls the summer flag the autumn flag 💀
@Assassin STOP COMMENTING THIS
He called Spring as summer
@Assassin mother dead
@@collinsfamily6819 it's a bot
Spring is pissed
2:20 had me dying from too funny
Things Jack can do: name all the countries in the world. Things Jack can't do: name all the seasons, distinguish right and left, name the language of Mexico.
You forgot capitals of the world
9:41 Jack forgetting entirely about spring and replacing it with a second autumn🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At 4:05 I also love flags and etc but during Christmas I got that shirt too
14:18 Jack knows all the flags, but doesn't know what language they speak in Mexico 😂
Ah yes Portuguese, definitely waht they speak in Mexico
Lmao he said Portuguese and he doesn’t know the seasons
Today was not jack's best day
is nobody going to talk about how he said Jaguar as jag u are not jag wi er
Don't forget that "Embajada" is definitely a French word
5:30 video: Deutsch Jack: Dutch
0:16 fun fact, the Japanese at the bottom (which is hard to read due to the font but I know the first part) says the Japanese word for Germany. I’ll edit this if I find out what the kanji is but this “toast” has at least 7 countries on it and is also partially in Japanese making it technically 8 countries. Oh, and it’s also made in china. After looking at it more I’ve decided that it is supposed to roughly translate to “German Style” but it is hard to tell because of how thick the text is. I came to this conclusion because even though there isn’t a kanji for style, it seems like the only logical word here. If you add it all up now while counting the pizza as Italy and the three stripes as Russia, there are 8 not including the Japanese language but 9 including the Japanese language.
ドイツ風 = German Style
@@Baierunjin thank you!
Great Reddit video. Also I got the geography merch as well. Seems like there will be some good videos coming soon on Jack sucks at geography
Those were my drawings of the national animals you reacted to! I'm so glad you liked them! You just made my day! And yes, you should definitely try to learn them all, and also the Markhor was my favourite one, as you said, very badass looking!
the drawings were amazing
You’re an incredible artist
thanks for drawing the markhor, im pakistani and that made me happy
you have potential man, those drawings were awesome
@@gingerbread101 Thank you!! ❤️
Winter = Winter Autumn = Autumn Spring = Summer Summer = Autumn OK, Jack.
Ikr
If Spring = Summer and Summer = Autumn, Spring = Autumn.
You are really Good on geography, Thank you for This video
“AHHH, ITS A JACKUAHHHH” 11:10
9:30 ah yes the seasons. winter autumn summer and autumn
9:45 ah yes, winter, autumn, summer and autumn.
💀💀💀
jack: has a good channel also jack: calls the clearly named cat food a hair ball 3:55
5:29 "How is learning Detusch (German) going?" Jack: Yes
14:18 It's written in SPANISH, Jack, because it's the embassy of Mexico. The largest Spanish speaking country in the World
Largest spanish speaking country is Argentina
@@chipirox You're wrong. Mexico has the world's largest Spanish speaking-population-by a wide margin
@@SonOfMuta surely, but i thought that you were talking about land area (large is an adjective used to define mass or size)
@@chipirox Mexico is the LARGEST Spanish speaking country in the world. Goodbye
@@chipirox When people talk about "largest ______ demographic (such a language) country" they're talking about population.
9:35 he says autumn twice and thinks the spring flag is the summer flag.
@@mochi-popfr
9:32 wow this ended up being two of jack's greatest nightmares (forgetting the seasons and jackerpiller)
4:05 Wow, I got the exact same shirt for Christmas lol
"how is learning Dutch going" Yep, most definitely the Dutch flag
The post said "Deutsch", which is German for "German"
deutsch, as in german
@Assassin You never said to stay subscribed 😎
@@AlliumLake let's gooooooo, I can break my curse
its deutsch, which means german in german
The quote “I know how the world works” can officially be assigned to Jack
@@AssassinMஇல்லை
@Assassin i don't care
1:21 You've seen world maps that leave New Zealand off, but this takes it to a new level.
7:30 me with the beyond the baltic sea dlc in ETS2 instantly guessing it is finland
1:23 Japan: I’m out
At the top it said “Date from 1946 until 2021”. Japan was bombed in 1945?
Well, I was referring to “thank gosh I’m out”
Plus those 2 were nukes as well
@@ethan_gvonukes are bombs
@JUST-BAD698 and even not counting nukes the US still bombed Japan
Jack: knows a lot of countries flags Also jack: doesn't know all the seasons
OMG THE MEXICAN EMBASSY PART FELT LIKE A STAB TO THE GUT he sees Spanish calls French and then corrects himself and calls it Portuguese I'm done
Never go to Maryland and say that you think the flag is ugly. People in Maryland wear the flag on their shirt, socks, lanyards, cars, shoes, cups, and literally everything else. I lived in Maryland for 16 years and they are very passionate about the flag.
13:45 The registration stickers (car seems to be diesel) and familiar signs gave away the country for me.
Jack made me learn that I don’t speak Spanish but I actually speak Portuguese
better language 🙄🙄
@@mellyqelly yeah
“So we got winter, we got autumn, we got summer and then we got autumn!” Yes Jack, you’re right
Ten likes and no comments? Let's change that
@@Dummy42329 how about 11 likes
Jack: knows all the countries in the world,Seasons for him: Winter,Autumn,Summer,Autumn
10:55 *English noises*
Jack: knows all countries of the world Also Jack: can’t name all 4 seasons
copied
Jack thinking they are speaking Portugese in Mexico 🤣
No he was in the usa but it was the embassy of mexico but he knew it was the embassy so he went with France because of the text
@@hussainalqalaf8781 that, I understand. But after he finds out it is in the US, he says: I got confused because the text is in Portugese, or something like that.
STanding on any old hill in Luxembourg will give you a great view of even more hills or forests. Been there once for the Marche de l'armée and it was hills and forests only.
Jack: 9:34 Says Winter Flag is Winter 9:36 Says Autumn Flag is Autumn 9:38 Says Spring Flag is Summer 9:41 Says Summer Flag is Autumn again Well done Jack 👍🏻
10:24 yeah thats totally a P O K E M O N
Lol
first reddit video started great, learnt some great stuff: 1. 4 seasons = winter, autumn, summer & autumn 2. left side of the car = right side of the car 3. mexicans hablan portugués
5:58 that's me! I got surprised when i saw my own reddit acc
I’ve learned so much from jack just from these little videos
jacksucksatanimals when ( 10:15 )
6:46 Upside down Jack is the best
Aussie Jack?
Yep
Hey Jack, not sure if it’s a myth but I’m pretty sure the reason Scotland’s national animal is the unicorn is because it was apparently the enemy of the lion, which is the national animal of England
Actually in old legends, the unicorn was always victorious to the lion so during old times when the scots and the english were rivals the scottish people made unicorn their national animal to signify that they were victorious to england
And also they believed that the unicorn was magical and there are a lot of old tales featuring them. Their "horns" were also used in medicine.
13:01 - having seen this, adding a Welsh dragon to the British flag would be awesome! How could you not want a dragon on our flag!
9:32 Nice jack, winter then autumn then summer then autumn
The toast offends 7 countries: Spanish Flag (Spain) American typed (United States of America) Italian Pizza (Italy) Japanese Text (Japan) English Toast (United Kingdom) French Toast (France) Made in China (China) In Austria there's also a place Called F*cking! 4:22 They also missed out New Zealand. And The twin Australia is Sri Lanka and Madagascar, Alaska's in the wrong spot! 5:08 In Kiribati there's a place called Banana, London, Paris and Poland And I'm pretty sure in the USA, Washington, East of Vancouver, West of St Cloud, North Bridal Veil, North of the state border (Washington + Oregon) is a Road called What Rd I've got the JSAG Yotooz!
You forgot Russia/Slovenia/Slovakia (their flag colours) And Germany (the bottom Japanese text says "German Style" [Duits kaze]) (and in case you wonder the top one just means "English French Toast")
0:22 - I showed this to my mum (she's japanese) and she said that it's a pretty common publicity stunt companies do to gain traction on the internet. Also the text on the red bar says "german style"
9:32 What season does the sun represent? Jack: yes
14:59 MY POSTTTTT JACK IS COOL FOR PUTTING MY VERY EDUCATIONAL FIRST EVER REDDIT POST IN THE VIDDD
2:00 that’s my post! and I’m so happy for some reason
When he was looking at the season flags he said Autumn twice. I also think that the third one was Spring.
Jack was just like ok you've got winter ,autumn,summer and autumn
I'm so proud of Jack. He's worked so hard to get better, and soon he'll get to the point where he can get a geography degree from Pizza Hut.
11:30 at least he didnt said Belgium again 😂
9:40 u said autumn 2 times help
Help??
@@chukno4542 yes
somewhere close to 7:00 I got six flags! two of greece (my nationality) cyprus (again nationality) spain, E.U., Ukraine
i love the four seasons! winter, autumn, summer, and autumn
Missed the monthly Geography reddit videos. Glad to see they are back
wdym 'Missed them' they never went away
@@nzredwolf4048 well there hasn’t been one in 2 months
12:46 I’ve never been but London Ontario isn’t a small town. There is a big university there so it definitely wouldn’t be boring. You can also fly to Quebec after and visit St.Louis du hahah!
2:08 There's a road named Worlds End somewhere in the Southern England, went there not too long ago.
I know where that is irl 13:45 That's near botany in auckland,new zealand. Its a very very nice place
Nice I live in nz you say it's a nice place, is it worth going to from palmy?
14:12 As I am half Mexican and have lived in Mexico my entire life I can say that That’s Spanish 😂 not Portuguese
I enjoy watching jacks videos because as an Aussie I often feel left out of anything to do with geography so jack, if you see this, thanks man💪😎👍
You're welcome
Omg I can't believe you've been to Malta, that's so cool. As someone who's Maltese, I'd love to know what you thought about it.
14:11 and 14:17 -- That's Spanish, Jack
Jack: “I should learn all the national animals of the world” Meanwhile capitals cities:
meanwhile seasons:
9:32 Ah yes the seasons: Winter, Autumn, Spring, Summer. Jack: WINTER, AUTUMN, SUMMER AND AUTUMN
Jack: Where is English Speaking in Asia? India, the 2nd most English speaking country: are u serious right neow bro??
9:50 I live in a place called Lake. But “Lake” is on land. South England.
isn't all lake on land
0:34 u missed the russian flag and the japanese text
1:14 I love how Jack pointed out the people who picked Australia, but not those who picked the ocean or even their own country 😂
Jack:It's Jack Geography Interlude!!!! Me:why are u shouting keep it down
Jack: Post something good and I’ll react to it! Also Jack: *Reacts to the bad posts too.*
8:29 I HAVE THAT BOOK
Hey Jack! Jack: This flag is Winter, Autumn, Summer, and now Autum. It's Winter Autumn Spring And Then Summer. 😅😂😂😂😂
8:36 I also have that book
10:04 Whoever drew thise, dont lie, those were inspired by Scott Christian Sava, right? They have to be.
Finally, another JSAG reddit video! We've waited 2 months for this! *and the title is about toast*
The title is why I clicked on and liked without jack speaking.
Jack: Learns all the flags of all countries of the world. Also jack: Needs to learn the seasons.
5:06 there is a place where my grandparents live called Street Road.
YO DONT SAY THAT-
1:57 That’s me :)
14:05 I’ve been to the restaurant across the street from the embassy
0:18 Also I think there's Katakana on there.
"There not that far" 13:59
Jack not knowing the seasons is halarius. "winter,autum,summer,autum" just got me cracking up
My 7 year old son, maxwell, loves your show! He's been doing his own country naming games. Shout out to him would blow his mind
3:37 I did it first try, I did Micronesia as a joke and somehow got it lmao
Same
Two times I got worldly first try. Usually my first two words are boozy and stale and one time i got stale as the answer, and another time boozy.
9:35 moments before Disaster
Jack: Knows litterally every country ever. Also Jack: Cant name the seasons