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"they only last 7 days" Me, who already got attached: NOOO
ikr
Same, still recovering from that
Omg I thought that was just me
Someone NEEDS a data pack or something to stop this
Goodbye pumpkin number 69
Bredy got to be the fattest name I've ever heard.
what video is this from, I need to watch it
was it the dream smp hostage one? EDIT: I'm tired of getting stupid replies like "wow so uncultured you mentioned a video from technoblade but not all the other ones! Are you even a real fan?" of course by now I've had like 6 people tell me it's probably from the Potato War, but assume that I've never seen it (I have and it's my favorite thing from his channel) so yeah, that's my rant.
Rip😭😭😢😢
Rip the king
So true yet sad
They should implement a way to keep it alive for longer, I don't care if it costs diamonds, he must be protected
Bro make new one
1. "I'll protect you even with my life" 2. "Bro make new one" These are the 2 type of people
@@TR0LL_FACE690so if u die u just want ur parents to replace u with another child and not remember u?
It could be like the Iron one where if you feed it the thing it's made out it'll get healthy.
Would that be considered cannibalism? @@The_Adventurer73
this is the cutest thing i have ever seen in my life
The sad part they only live 7 days
Bro got to attached
Ikr
You have seen nothing in your life I guess?
@@staravs360 Are you insulting these beautiful little beings?? 😭
"but don't get too attach-" "NO DON'T DIE WHY?! WHY!"
Crewl world
Seek a psychiatrist
@@gobrrrr2375 I've never seen cruel written like that before
@@Jirotowell I guess there's a first time for everything, no?
@@gobrrrr2375 indeed it is, wise words
YOU MONSTER-THIS IS A MOD AND NOW IM HEARTBROKEN
*SAME* 😭
What’s wrong it’s just a mod
A
@@zerphytactics8121 its cute and they want it in Real minecraft but its in a mod
WHAT
Me: Aww they're cute! "They only last 7 days." Death: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
*Aims giant cannon at Mojang HQ*
Please let them eat the crops and expand their lives🥺
yessss
I think you can give them wheat to heal them but I'll have to check again
Feed them an apple
so kindhearted
I love when people don’t mention that this is A MOD
Gotta hate that. Thanks, Skip the Tutorial.
First time disliking a video on this channel
Oh it is a mod ??? I thought it was in Minecraft
@@Nilspilzz it is in some modded version of minecraft not in vanilla java or bedrock
Exactly! So annoying and dumb.
"They only last 7 days" *Slowly puts away nametag*
...
This is so true witch makes it more sad
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@@super_exe_file hence why he said "PUT AWAY NAME TAG"
Cringe
People who vote the mob 👇
WE NEED IT. Also we need a new dimention, lore, bosses... but we need more flowers, makes the game more fun.
Flowers? We need mushrooms
I agree more flowers!!!!!!!!
You can already do this with villagers
Tomatos ice rain
“they only have a lifespan of 7 days” *nobody liked that*
I got sad when i saw that :(
Good news, you can feed them wheat to extend their life
Nobody liked that
@@soewithanumber everybody liked that
*coughs* If this was posted 7 days ago *coughs* it’s dead o7
*"I used the golem to make the golem"*
*INFINITE GOLEM*
GENIUS
Lol
BIG BRAIN
And that include the iron farm and the wheat farm
"damn it will be hard to farewell" "but theres an easy fix-" "OMG RLLY??" "with 1 carved pumpki-" 😭
I remember when golems like these were part in Thaumcraft back in the day. God I loved these buggers.
"They have a lifespan of 7 days" Everyone: And I took that personally
7 real life days🙂
@@mohamedabbas9239 unfortunately 7 Minecraft days so 140 minutes :(
I have two questions: 1) are they officially coming to Minecraft? 2) Why the f do they have only 7 days to live??
@@unknownboi9084 nah
@@unknownboi9084 Don’t worry, with config files the world can be whatever I want. *Proceeds to make them last longer than the time to the heat death of the universe*
Why do KZheadrs say “New mob you can make!” but then it’s literally just a mod. This is what makes me mad.
Just get the mod then
i mean if you play the game you would know that they aren’t in it
@@Sora_Nai some people can't get mods remember?
It is super annoying I was hoping I could play with the little golem
What if you have Minecraft on your switch then you can't download mods and I'm sad now
Mojang really needs to put this in Vanilla Minecraft!!! Like they're so Cute but they only have a life span of 7 days. 😥Still they are sooooo cute.💖
Finally Minecraft getting more realistic with slavery in it let’s gooo 👴🏻
Me: *sees them* My heart: 💓💓💓 Him: "They only last 7 days" My heart: 💔💔💔
Npc 😭
@@Erick-if5go do you know the mob name ?
@Asher Qiu so funny
@@best_t1me i know the name fr
@Asher Qiu GOTTE HA
Gotta love skip's constant leaving out important details like the fact that this is a mod, but then he wouldn't get as much engagement, so why would he mention it?
Who would think this is a vanilla mob tho. It's not in the update list
@@hantz8771 people who aren't so obsessed with the game as to read the update list?
You know everybody on KZhead is doing that
@@mogamer6210 doesn't make it right
@@j-davis7290 bruh If everyone is doing it why blame only one creator
Please tell me there’s a config for their lifespan 😭😭😭
Me: “OMG I’m going to name him, and he will be my son!” *they only last for seven days* My heart being broken into a million pieces: D:
“That just sounds like slavery with extra steps”
Yes
It's not slavery to use a toaster or a fridge, why would this be diffferent?
@@rommdan2716 because it's alive
@@YourGodAImighty I mean yeah, but It doesn't need to be human level intelligence, maybe rat level or dog level at best.
@@rommdan2716 it picks crops without pay
- will you still love me? - always, forever - dont forget me... - i will not... goodbye goodfriend Haygolem died*
- Ok! Time to creat another one!
@@mochileirodasgalaxias3495 XDDD
💀
Dang that's sad 😭
Proceeds to make another one
Well, when I saw these my first thought was to make a roleplay farm world for myself..looks like there’s going to be a graveyard too.
"They only last 7 days" Me, who already got attached: NO!!!!!
"they only last seven days" Me turning off day cycle
Probably not on day cycle sadly but you could turn down tick speed... That being said then your crops won't grow and they won't do their purpose
Same!
Slave labour
@@timothyjohnson6222 their purpose is being cute
Swag 😎
"Just don't grow too attached." Me who already made names for all of them: *sobbing*
demo gaming
demo gaming
*d e m o g a m i n g*
GET ON THE BLOODY POINT YE HALFWIT
What is demo gaming
Bro the recipe is the recipe for a scarecrow irl
that loop so smooth man.
“They only last 7 days” Me an intellectual: makes a straw golem automatic farm for my farm
Hol’ up, you’re on to something here
@@HumptyDumper is there any way to place carved pumpkins automatically? Cuz then you could theoretically load up a large amount of hay bales on pistons and place pumpkins onto a certain spot when the hay bales come, then you only need to reload the machine to keep it going
@@Zabrixis1919 i believe with a dispenser/hopper you can
@@caslin2018 hmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@Zabrixis1919 normal pumpkins and shears work
*"Just don't get attached"* Yeah okay- *gets emotionally attached*
true
Mood
DONT CALL ME OUT THIS IS HOMOPHOBIC
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Straw golem: *dies* Me:EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Bro, you do realize that there is already village farmers!
"But that's easy to fix." THE HOLE IN MY HEART IS NOT THAT EASY TO FIX
Me: “long live the potato god” Me after: “and that’s how I put several orphans to work”
This is the sort of person you want to rule your country!
Child protective services: "So why did they die after 7 days tho?"🤔 Me: "Uhhh...😳......Sadness?"😁 CPS: "Welcome to prison!"☺ Me: 😀
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Ayo Wtf?!?!?!?!?!?
Ty orangish i needed that to remember technoblade
Start using “MOD” in title! This is how you lose a lot of subs
Agreed.
It literally says "by CommodoreThrawn" in the video. Its CLEARLY a mod 🤦♂️
this video has 600k likes he gaines so many subs because of those 12 years olds
Agreed
im about to unsub
They are so cute 🥰
That’s adorable
Villager: "And i took that personally"
But villagers don’t put the crops into chests and they have that annoying habit of breeding uncontrollably if left unchecked- which most auto farms are.
😂
Sorry man, at least they aren't as annoying.
Ask the Holy Spirit to teach you and to guide you. I would recommend the KZhead channel Cleveland street preachers and follow Jesus no man no religion. Be holy and obey Jesus. Hebrews 5:9 “salvation is for those who hobey.
@@Argento_Wolf they can it's just very rare so it's not really efficient
The Straw Golem. “Guardian of the seven Farms”
Awoooga
r/bossfight
And 7 days
And 7 cereals
The Straw Golem. "Guardian for seven Days"
They’re so adorable, but they only last 7 days NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The straw golems are so cute and I love how they help you plant
Me: Aww, they're so cute and adorable! "They only last 7 days" Me: NoOoooOo!!!
My exact reaction
Hey did you play minecraft java or bedrock i wanna play with you
“They only 7 days” Do you speak English even?
@@Wiz0rd Oof I forgot
@@Wiz0rd Do you mean "Do you even speak English?"?
“It’s not slavery if they die in seven days” - Abraham Lincoln
if it's 7 days, it's The Ring
@@raineterni2219 they played the music disc, didn't they?
;-;
Making jokes out of slavery, imagine.
@@SenpaiCatty here you are again defending your feelings because you can't take a joke.
We need those for major crops for our Glorious Country
"These golems only have a lifespan of 7 days" Me: NOOO THEY ARE SO FREAKING CUTEE
"They have a lifespan of 7 days" Insert walt crying and falling
whoa 😮
"What is my purpose?" "You worked on my farm for seven days" "Oh my god!"
"Yeah welcome to the club"
@@lordofthememes5457 [Insert rick and morty intro here]
I love this comment chain
Hahahahahahah. I'm mr meeseeks
@@N0TaB0T2O25 were continuing the chain "since when did you get a job"
"They only last 7 days" Me: getting attached before even going to build one
"mr stark,i dont feel so well"
"Minecrafts new straw golem mob" Thanks for telling us it was a mod
Exactly. Kids everywhere bouta be wondering why it ain't spawning.
The beginning of the vid it says the title of the mod and creator in the corner...
@@ItsLuke350 He should have verbally said it
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@ItsLuke350 i didnt even see it while rewathing at first
Redstone: "I will not be forgotten"
Hehe lol
Redstone and these golem work hand in hand since auto move to storage or for a storage system to manage crops
So is the farmer villager farmers
@@Underboy-jh6nr agreed redstone can only enhance this with like bonmeal dispenser, they would be constantly farming
@@herbcookie9422 Villagers won't harvest melons and pumpkins.
Most underrated producer on youtube, your beats are so good 🤍💙
they're like Stardew Valley Junimos with an expiration date 😂
" Don't get to attached tho" Me who alredy thought of names for them: *Nooo! Dont go! Don't leave me alone*
Me : *Crying like Batman* 😭😭😭
@@unknownboi9084 I was waiting for someone to get the refrence.
If this is real, then oh boy will people have a LOT of fun replacing stupid villagers for this
it is not real
Yeah boi
@@broken_one2246 It's real, it's just a mod.
@@udomonkos Yeah
True
Wish we could turn back time… to the good old daayaays
Just let me fix the tittle for ya "The harvesting hay bale golem mod" Ok I feel better now
Yeah I learned that the hard way
@@Just-a-Juggalo I really felt annoyed when it just put a tittle like yes the new golem being added to minecraft
Is that the actual mod name? Cause i wanna get the mod but dont know the name
@@lonelyluna1336 The mod is called Straw Golem, have fun
@@Toy-Bonnie. thx
"only lasts 7 days" Me: . . . . You have played with my emotions and i am now emotionally wrecked
Its fine just feed them wheat and they will be fine
Wait really
I think its better to attach to them since thye live shortly you can be there for their whole life and support them and be nice to them giving them nice feeling of fullfilment at the end of the week.. Also his only week.
"i don't know who i am, i don't know how i got here. I only know one thing: i must take care of the garden"
Rush reference?
@@111SIREN111 Huh?
The thing is, they’re farming pumpkins and wheat to build more of their children, so they’re sort of just rebuilding themselves every few days edit: why does this have so many likes
i feel like this could be automated
@@dhanssolo If only we had a redstone block that compresses items into their blocks (e.g. wheat into hay, iron into blocks, etc.)
AWWWWW THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS
@@dhanssolo automated childbirth
Sounds like life cycle to me.😭😭😭
This is honestly one of the cutest things I've ever seen 🥺🥺
Minecraft needs a platypus mob
"They only last 7 days" Me checking the date of the video:
How do you do that on KZhead shorts?
"They only live for seven days." My heart: *Undertale death noise*
Jozeph! You're the future of Monsterkind! Stay determined and etc.
Ugh, just respawn already. *types respawn button*
*DETERMINATION INTENSIFIES*
"Do not give up yet Josef" "Stay Determined"
@@beethechamp6277 you're late, i've revived him.
anyone gonna take into account THE PERFECT LOOP BRO
Bro made me get 1800s flashbacks
Me: Knows damn well it’s probably a mod or a preview for something yet to be added Also me: crafts straw
It's a mod... I used it... and its for 1.16
@@jaspersean6805 what's it called? :O
@@jaspersean6805 what does it call sir? I gladly wanna know since why not🤩
DOWNLOAD MCPE Addon's if u want millions of mods and probably also this
@@JustMeandMe1327 The Fairybread Has Awaken...
"But that’s easy to fix since." -Skip the Tutorial 2022 (Edit: Okay guys I get it, it’s a loop. Stop spamming my notifications lol).
I Wonder what he wanted to say at the end
With a hay bale and pumpkin .... You can make another
I think it’s supposed to loop
Since we can easily replace them/bring them back
its a loop
Me over here making a 7 day daylight sensor that creates a new batch of straw golems.
This is a mob I actually think could be in vanilla Minecraft
"They Only Last For 7 Days" Me **Jeb Screaming NooOOOoo**
You can make them live forever through the mod's config! It's very easy to do :)
@@clarethecat5199 YIPPE-
"They only last 7 days" Snow golems in lava: *P A T H E T I C*
No.
He said lifespan 7 days
@@Legends_piggys ik
mojang: we made child labor in minecraft. our team decided to say that the slavery that is in the game is not enough, SO WE MADE CHILD LABOR
i lost my smile the moment he said don't get too attached 😔
Iron Golem: This is my child look at it
*They only live for seven days*
Iron golem after seven days:he was so young but so smart and helpful
He’ll be missed
I need some cute fanarts of iron golems being parents for the straw golems…NOW.
I watched this 1,000 times and I'm still in the loop Edit 1: Bro how did I get 1k likes
Same
I do that with almost every KZhead shorts vid
WERE IS IT 1.20?
BRO HOW DID YOU GET STUCK
@@slope5068 Its a prank
"They only have a life span of 7 days" WHAT? NOOOO DUUUUUDEEE!
I would love to see iron golems bringing wandering straw golem back to their farm
Me too! That would be so cute?
Ive see you in another video once
@@hickoryturtles575 yes. I’m everywhere
@@Mordecai_iacedroM gasp
@@Timmering Yes force labor is cute😂
damn you its just a mod , i was so happy i thought it was real :((
This video is a "typical tiktok lie video" just to have content. KZhead its turning to be a mess with these youtubers...
Yeah he’s a lier. Just for views
He tricked me
Everybody was
Same
"But that's easy to fix since..." Very slick
OMG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS DROP!!!
Me: "WELL THAT WAS AN ABRUPT ENDING!" Also Me: Oh... It's looped."
Lol me 2
@@Ballistic2770 lol me 3
Lol me 4
lol me 5
same lol
We all missed when he actually spoke facts
Yes
100 likes?!
Fr
Yup
@@nicsolo89 can't believe this comment was 2 months ago
Haygolem gonna be useful on farm grinding, since I can’t seem to have enough food…
We could’ve had something like this and the fan base voted for bs
"With Minecraft you can recreate history" Mojang: *literally just recreates slavery*
its a mod
And they also last for 7 days very accurate mojang
@@HexYC you can still do this in vanilla with villagers
@@mangopulsar3538 probably unintended
@@HexYC no, u use a farmer villager, when it picks up for Instances carrots, it will try to throw them at another villager and breed, if you pick up the carrots mid throw, you can get infinite carrots
"I will be more useful than any golem!" -redstone Edit:Thanks for the likes
Well, it was certainly cheaper and actually requires 0 effort to build.
They also replant
Yea but is redstone adorable?
Redstone Golem: Are you SURE about that?
@@AzukaSenseii oh can you teach me how to make things with redstone im not kind of good
I literally though this was in the vanilla game and I got so excited😭😭
It looks really cute 🥰
“Easy yet automatic crop farm” that just sounds like slavery to me
“For the first time ever in 2b2t history.... *Slave labo-* ”
Force labor is now in Minecraft!
You can already make a potato farm with villagers
"if you have a problem the answer is slavery" -technoblade
Exactly that’s the best part
“They call me UC7” -Useful -Cute -7 Days to live 💀
SUCCS Solid Useful Cute Kongress Seven days to live
💀
💀
Atleast they can be my worker for don't know how to use redstone This is great idea now i can make camp all of them
💀
junimos 🤝 Straw Golems makes farming easier❤
“Only has a life span of 7 days, but that’s easy to fix since-“
you can replace him after he dies
…with a haybale and a carved pumpkin we get ourselves the straw golem mob…
@@gooffoog7686 though unlike the snow and iron golem, it doesn't like to attack other mobs......
@@aspectyt5866 but instead they will be able to harvest crops like so, plus they even replace the seeds...
@@Crosby90909 so for the chest nearby to drop things off
"Just dont get attached" *me who gets attached to smol thingz*
😶
Do I have a thing for u to get attached to 😈
@@baroncaledon5940 aYo?
@@baroncaledon5940 self destruction
You should have not say that
We need more birds like ravens or robins😢
Remember, they're plant matter. But they should leave bonemeal behind like the composter