100x CLUBBERS vs 5x EVERY GOD - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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the real GOD was this mans PC
Fr
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😭😊😊@@wenrn316
boulder throwers finally won something
Ikr
Worthless tripes
The god that i hate
And with only 80% casualties.
@@OverlordGrizzaka 60**
2:50 Now I finally know what he does😂
Fr he always dies doing nothing 😂😂
Same
🤣
Well he's a healer so he can't do anything to attack
Bruh same, I just thought he had a really long loading time.
They really need to reprogram the Boulder throwers. The boulders usually hit the thrower, same thing for the deer spike guys, they just kill themselves immediately haha
Nah the spike guys have homing spikes if the enemys get too close they hit themselves
Kamakazi boner!
The spike guys are actually called bone mages
@@MrSilber08 what? Do you not see how a spike appears underneath the bone mages and they hit themselves even though the enemy is not near
how tf are they supposed to reprogram them, they weren't meant to do this in the first place
Greeks: we snuck in a squad of infantryman in a giant horse This man: sneaks in an Abrams tank in a small present package
It took me one day to realize this is a Troy reference
Watch this battle: kzhead.info/sun/p96LmLtxo5d9eKs/bejne.html
@@cinematicgames2495 stop spamming it in the comments
Can you please tell me what gods are these?
7:05 Then we shall die in the shade
8:13 my guy on the left tried to f a big ass ship
It a tank
At 22:00 the Tanks basically just pushed the "win" button
Watch this battle: kzhead.info/sun/p96LmLtxo5d9eKs/bejne.html
And the present elves pressed the chaos button
Push the 'back in to time mode - dude heh, where u left ur cab!👊👋🏾
😂
Coalition vs Iraq ground troops in the Gulf war be like:
1:23 thorn guys always kill themselves lmao they need to learn new skills
Bone mages you mean?
Watch this battle: kzhead.info/sun/p96LmLtxo5d9eKs/bejne.html
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They just hate themselves
Lmao the healers remind me of a bunch of politicians patting each other on the back as the revolution starts...
True lol
6:55, yo that's overkill 👀☠️
3:31 Zeke sent his regards
Lmao
😂
Bruh my head during the moment said: Zeke vs death charge survey corps be like.
12:15
King Dragon sends his regards
Even a hundred men with clubs is nothing in the face of an oyster apocalypse
Clam Jam*
Clams
19:15 dday be like
Roman: “cousin! Let’s go bowling together!” 5 mins later: 0:56
5:14 That guy couldnt take it anymore
These guys can do whatever they want to clubbers, last time I shot at a group of clubbers I was taken into custody for culpable homicide
how did you bail out?
@@erbazkamran7850 I escaped
@@dewdunning2278 you bad boi
@@kuragar1 no you
@sat 3D printed gun I printed at a friend's house
13:00 Is it really a victory when you blow yourself up in the process???
Ask the Japanese Pilots
@@soli_van2383 Well last time they do that, they drop a giant mushroom on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and lost
10:22 when the 99 percent of bacteria get killed and the 1 of the bacteria alive
I love how the camera man is actually able to visably perceive that the op guys are screwing themselves over
14:18 now that’s what I call a Dead Red Redemption
If you could use 2 of micah's revolver
Cant believe how his computer never blows up from this amount of lag he experience
2:50 are y'all really not gon' talk about how these gods be dying everytime 😭😭😂
Yeah i was wondering the same wtf were thye doin😂😂
@@toxictitan_x3637 do you seriously not know? They heal
They only know how to heal
they're healers, they aren't meant to be solo. No idea why he sends them out.
Super pheasant and Dark pheasant:We are the strongest!! 5x Chronomancers in literally any situation: ok
A time manipulator vs enhanced birds doesn’t sound fair (Doesn’t dark peasant block chrono bullets?)
24:21 the guy was incredible
17:00 WTH? All five of them committed suicide by walking backwards off of the platform's edge. And why do all the characters in this game walk like they're drunk (even the horses do)?
The Chu Ko Nu always walks backwards, it's always been like that and yeah they walk like they drunk, what did you expect from tabs?
@@tolaskusnier It's the first tabs vid I've watched. Looking at it again, the characters aren't walking drunk. They are walking like marionettes. Humorous to watch.
Wrong game if you want realistic battles
Well maybe the horses are drunk too
12:50 that looked like a nuke
The boulder throwers are better in killing themselves than killing the enemy
No one: The green inferno: 3:11
I’m confused, are the gods just like modded normal units or something?
They are modded units
@@Bob-xq4ql how you get them ?
@@LuckyJay817 mods
@@millionelectricvolts6117 name?
@@Jh.Bh2 Idk, god units or something? Google it.
Anyone gonna talk about the fact when the cannons shot there's the one legend that survived the shots then immediately died😂😂
Ask that question yourself.
6:15 : look at the fireworks show!
CLUBS TOGETHER STRONG
Also clubs: falling off the platform and failing to dodge every single projectile
The stoners are literally the biggest letdown for a god I have ever seen
Stoners are always stoned thats why
No its probably the priests
@@eenerbaneenerThe priest are support units. They aren’t designed to work alone.
6:55 reenactment of the 300
preists heal eachother that 1 preist who doesn't get healed : Return the favor or dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kid's these days: Being dumb
2:25 I already knew who won at this point
3:15 I always wondered what this guy did...now I know. It didn't help at all, but now I know.
3:31 when monke titan
20:45 what unit is that
Artemis
The clubbers with the normal and spooky catapults. "OH GOD!"
17:44 the sentence is death!…. By snu snu!
3:30 I used to think that god potion seller is a carpet bomber. Then one day, the catapult god nation attacked. Edit: 12:15 I take that back.
0:15 reminds me of 300 spartans
16:55 Did they just throw one of them just to kill that last weird-acting enemy ? That's some good tactic.
Snakes never give up and still try to climb the wall
You know you've made it when your bow kicks like a 50 cal
you could make a Gallipoli joke in here somewhere
Wow I never thought I would see this... at 14:35 this is how I used to think hurricanes were made when I was in kindergarten. A lot of people set up and then they all take a fan and swing all at the same time xD
Is no one gonna talk about how the cheerleaders were on screen for 5 seconds and then cut to cupid 😂
3:30 Lmao they got deleted
Boulder Finally Bowled Himself Again
6:15 Men's rain Update: 7:25 new men's rain
Sacrifices has to be made to win in life -Boulder God
24:25 (initiating orbital bombardment.)
Exterminatus
I feel like it’s 96 clubbers vs 5 gods because they always fall of the sides😂
The funniest ones were the ones where the game just crashed XD
No point in using 17:35 they never do anything
They lag
You just point it out.
4:20 these gods win everything
10:45 when you’re at 4 frames a second.
14:21 I mean seriously what’s up with the pc? The lag is unbearable!!
In summary, artillery and time manipulation op
10:25 One off these guy:we did it we win they lose 1 Clubber:or am i?
19:43 bro those 2 went on like champions fighting to save the world, but sadly failed. It also looked like his game crashed.
Da Vinci canons like im a UFO
0:40 One of the rock throwers got broken nee caps and broken ribs and there skull bashed smashed open Press F to pay respects :(
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F
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What is funny is that half of the clubbers fall off and don’t get hit
In this battle, blue units can only die a ridiculous death
"i simply won by marching" -Napoleon Bonaparte
Pov your a cave man soldier seeing a rain of arrows coming down
12:33 ok that was cool
The boulder throwers nearly lost to themselves
guy in the back of 11:02 be like CMON ILL SAVE YOU
The guys with dynamite literlly 9/11end themselves to create a nuke💀
24:46 was the absolute quickest and cleanest one yet😂
The sword thrower be like “team let’s do the minigun style” and the swords be like”I’m the flash”
1:31 The Cocaine Throwers
EPIC KNOCKOUT 8:48
ballista god wins every fight he does: change my mind.
Super peasant
You should take a screenshot of your PCs temperature directly after some of these and post it at the end of each fight
...And despite heavy casualties on their side Blue Rocktossers won!
10:00 that isspike ball lol
if zelda botw was multiplayer 5:00
Do clubmen come back after being frozen that would be kind of funny
I think they would come back but the archers keeps on shooting so they took damage from both arrows as well as freezing
@@bullymaguire5838Ice archer arrows dont deal damage. When the unit is to cold, they turn into statues
Nope there is a certain point untill there fully frozen
12:20 WOW
12:55
Con física pura es mucha mas entretenido y realista que con sólo animaciones, muy genial
Bro the healers where baddass
If they did a surprise attack from the sides, giving them a good old Sideswipe to the ribs, the clubbers would have won. But the attempt was less of a side, back, or even Frontswipe and more like a Shiteswipe.
Ah, I see what you did there
20:50 The Boston Massacare 1770 Colorized
6:16. Hallelujah
2:52 you saved the archer wrongly
Question 1:who taked the most time to kill clubbers
MY SOLDIERS RAGE, MY SOLDIERS SCREAM, MY SOLDIERS FIGHT
8:09 it didnt even use its cannons it just started spinning
19:46 Lmao it crashed his computer
7:18 “you’ll float too”
3.24 that looks like a lot of bullies bullying a nerd
0:41 forbidden ball pit
19:12 OMAHA BEACH LANDING 1944 COLORIZED
3:05 what to say you can see.😒😒😕😕 4:27 an army of ants 4:31 now flock of ants😂😂😂
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OMG the Catapults are satisfying